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Imagine not be leveraged tits up right now

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:South+Dakota
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Bear Market Barries
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>> No.50776367

>>50776329
If she's TQQQ, then what are my TQQQ 16 Dec $50 calls?

>> No.50776379

>>50776367
Trash

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50776380

>>50776329
I am but in uvx and siga.

>> No.50776391

>>50776379
That's what everyone said about my $40 calls too...

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>>50776391
How do you come up with ideas like that?

>> No.50776412

>>50776391
did you close those out ? didnt know you also had some 50 ones

>> No.50776431
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50776431

Is the taiwan stuff going to crash the markets on monday?

>> No.50776452

>>50776431
Nah that was a nothinburger.

>> No.50776461

>>50776367
An addition $50 ITM. Congrats friendo.

>> No.50776470
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50776470

i met this lady once think she was a teacher, out by a river doing rowing with a boys highschool. she was out there with her bf who i assume was also a teacher. anyway she was rocking the fattest camel-toe ive ever seen in my life, like her pussy was anime style popping out through her tight little leggings, like her cooter wanted to shake hands or something, just tremendous and bulbous, im talking an exceptionally fat pussy here. so im trying to make light chit chat with these two and trying to keep eye contact with her but then i was like fuck it and just straight stared at her pussy for like a solid 5 seconds, got a real solid eye beam going. fucking magical. she notices me eyeballing her puffy cooch and i shit you not she starts eyeing my junk while her man is like right next to her. i wanted to burst out laughing, i was tempted to look away but i knew i would lose in that moment so i went back to just looking at her eyes. this was one of my first true wins as a man and i'll never forget it all those years ago, literally made me the man i am today. i'll catch myself reminiscing about that day what a woman.

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>>50776431
I bought puts so I'm pretty sure monday is the meltup

>> No.50776488
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50776488

So who's going to get into APDN? they test monkey poop with a PCR test.

>> No.50776522

>>50776408
I bought them before the bull run started, sold them (rolled, really) for 54% gain
>>50776412
I rolled them to $45 calls at 54% profit... then rolled those to $50 at 46% profit

>> No.50776602
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50776602

Anyone from last thread want the rough draft for the New World Order ETF, here you go. Feel free to look through some of these stocks and see which ones you like. I've put in an ungodly amount of hours into this project.

Remember to invest in SIGA though.

>> No.50776606

>>50776431
What Taiwan stuff? You guys still fall for this theater?

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50776629

Next low CPI print is PRICED IN.

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50776634

Kek imagine once the govt tosses a shat load of money to GOVX over the mpox. Doesn't mater if the vax all turns out to be a dud, the fact they got all the money and the mpox panic will drive the stock price to the heavens. It worked for NVAX.

>> No.50776649

>>50776634
It figures that you’d be stupid enough to buy GOVX over SIGA

>> No.50776673

>>50776602
>nuclear
Why would the powers at be go from oil to nuclear? Would the future wars be over uranium rather than oil? If so is there any uranium etf that I can buy, one that tracks the price of uranium itself not I individual stocks

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>>50776329
what's the scoop on monkey.pox? SIGAbros? my brother told me it's spreading and non-gays are getting it now. women are getting it and spreading it via sex now. is that true? i thought it was just gays?

not like im having sex anyways, but still, i figure you guys would know the deets.

>> No.50776711

>>50776329
LABU

>> No.50776712
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50776712

>>50776602
>no UUUU

>> No.50776722

>>50776694
There have been cases of women and children getting infected with the pox. Although it's unclear if it'd only spread through sex. Schizos on /pol/ is spread much like smallpox and I hate to admit it but it seems like they might be right. Although it's too early to tell you cab always make a gamble and buy a long term siga call

>> No.50776736

>>50776629
no its not. the market pumped on 75bps instead of 100bps and something about "data driven" decisions by the fed.

>> No.50776740

>>50776472
there's something sad about this and i can't quite put my finger on it.
is it the fact that someone got into their 60s without falling for the videogame dopamine addiction jew only then for their son to give them their first hit, immediately overwhelming them?

i remember how my parents used to tell me that they got really fucking addicted to tetris on the old game boy and had to throw it out eventually. imagine giving these sorts of people a game like rd2.

>> No.50776747
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50776747

>>50776712
>>50776673

UUUU is garbage, uranium is reusable, and the WEF says Nuclear > Oil as of this year.
Don’t blame me, blame them.

>> No.50776756

>>50776602
Awesome…thanks. Desalinization is most interesting for me.

>> No.50776765

How do I get a cute trans gf bros?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5GNYKCAWbwQ

>> No.50776781

>>50776747
Alright I agree but is there an etf or anything similar that follows the spot price of uranium? I feel like that'd be a much more safer investment

>> No.50776809
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>>50776747
>UUUU is garbage
ngmi

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50776816

>>50776602
That is quite an impressive list anon. The WEF investment strategy.

>> No.50776832

>>50776765
>those calves
>those shoulders
Absolute unit, what a waste.

>> No.50776844

hey SMG, quick PSA if you have a net worth of less than 5 digits then you are indistinguishable from a nigger

>> No.50776846

>>50776781
Just buy physical Uranium and store it in your house (check out Sprott Uranium Trust).

>>50776809
"They hated him because he told the truth."

>> No.50776871

sub 7 figure net worth is ngmi, you are still a slave to the economic system and your only cope is putting other people down on 4chan

>> No.50776889

if you're measuring net worth in terms of USD you're literally enslaved by the mark of the beast and damned to hell forever sorry no takebacks

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>>50776846
>Just buy physical Uranium and store it in your house

HAHAH yeah you'll make it alright!! You make it to your death bed within a few months of radiation poison.

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50776908

I just did my first Marijuana. When will I know if it activates my underlying schizoid tendencies ?

>> No.50776921

>>50776832
also a great jawline. Now lost forever for our gaysex community

>> No.50776922

>>50776908
did you inject it

>> No.50776923

>>50776747
god i hate that corporate artstyle...

>> No.50776924

>>50776892
Quickly, call up PMG

>> No.50776932

If you have sub 5 figure HOGS contracts, you are destined for slavery. Just how the world works.

>> No.50776938

Bought SIGA at 17.21, sold at 23. Rince and repeat. These Mpox plays are so volatile with so much volume if you aren't swinging them and you're "investing" you not making as much money. Learnt this the hard way with covid stocks. Buying and holding whilst they trade in a choppy range

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50776940

>>50776816
why do the korean men have the same faces as the korean women?

>> No.50776941

>>50776602
>Progeny
What's the bull case for this? They seem overvalued already and it doesn't look like they are doing anything revolutionary

>>50776740
This is a million times better than wasting his money on golf or some shit.

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>>50776924
Henlo, pmg here to the rescue!
What can we do for you , smgfrens?
Are you interested into buying some silber poured bars by any chance?

>> No.50776982

>>50776941
Short term bull case is they crushed their earnings and a ton of investment companies greatly increased their holdings, despite their P/E ratio.
Long term bull case is human fertility is decreasing dramatically for a growing list of reasons.

>> No.50776983

>>50776908
If you don't have an overwhelming paranoid freakout in the next couple hours then you're good.

>> No.50776991

>>50776765
Peak clown world. Very pretty man but such degeneracy.

>> No.50776992

>>50776602
nice anon. do you have more projects like this?

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god bless texas, I will never eat the bugs

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50777007

I'm praying for a fooken hurricane bros.....

>> No.50777021

Oil is far too cheap imo
folks aren't paying their fair share

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50777025

>>50777002
Zhat's vhat you think...

>> No.50777026

>>50776992
My last project was suggesting SIGA at $9 and making all those stupid SIGA memes/infographs. After this I'll make the mock ETF and probably just take a break and get something nice with my SIGA gains.

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>>50776765
HRT will cause you to die faster due to the increased hormones causing you cancer.

The transgender movement is the perfect eugenicist gameplan. You become infertility and you die faster.

>> No.50777057

>>50777002
Can't patent GMO cows so we're going to have to get rid of them.
Eat the processed meat substitutes goy.

>> No.50777070

>>50777057
aint gon happen!

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gas is down to $3.89 at my local station holy shit. feels surreal seeing it finally get back this low

>> No.50777086

>>50776602
the rent forever bucket also needs single family rental (INVH, AMH, TCN) and manufactured home <trailer park> (SUI, ELS)

for the no shopping bucket you should keep PLD but swap STAG for either REXR/TRNO, they operate in much better markets with better mgmt team. STAG is dogshit 2nd tier warehouse product in shit markets.

should probably put AMZN in that list too. BX is great but they're more a play on hard assets --> low rates and plentiful credit, which drives high valuations and dealmaking volumes, which drives private equity fees. The BX thesis was great in 2020-21 but came undone a bit this year because higher rates are basically the inverse of what you wanna see

>> No.50777087

>>50777076
>3.89
>low
shut the fuck up faggot

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>>50777076
Doesn't it make you wanna drive more heh heh hehahaha

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>>50776765
>Love Don't Judge
>Jewish Defense League
mhmmm really make me study the talmud...

>> No.50777114
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>>50777095
Would you say now is a good time to buy for those of us with no oil?

>> No.50777126

>>50777002
Is that supposed to be cheap or something? I pay the same for grass fed Californian NY strip. Got a fat T bone for $18 the other day. Wife and I split it there was so much. Contrary to what the retards on this board think, California is based outside of the bay and LA.

>> No.50777146

>>50777126
coming from living in the bay for 10 years, yes, this is cheap and the marbling is superb for store bought crap. planning on buying half a grass fed cow here shortly for like 3.5$ a pound

>> No.50777153

>>50777114
I’m thinking of buying FENY again. I bought years ago and sold it a couple months back. Waiting for around $18 for a 4% yield.

>> No.50777163

>>50777146
Glad you got out. This place is a ducking mess. 10 years ago was about the exact tipping point too.

>> No.50777175

I'd love to see this

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/08/06/elon-musk-challenges-twitter-ceo-parag-agrawal-to-a-debate-on-bots.html

I think Elon will destroy that filthy pajeet. Never seen a pajeet that is really reeeally smart. Worthless creatures

>> No.50777200

>>50777163
I only left a couple years ago but I wasnt a native. shit was just too much for me. but I nabbed a comfy high 6 figure job for the relatively minor cost of holding my tongue and going to 4chan to outlet my...political frustrations...

>> No.50777202

>>50777076
CPI coming in lower, confirmed.

>> No.50777224

>>50777202
just in time for the midterms and then right back on up. cap it. demonrats will use it for political leverage and then when everyone has forgotten they have any power they will go immediately back on script destroying the US.

>> No.50777236
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>rally 13% from lows

Is this the pico top?

>>50776329
Based OL/douki poster

I went pretty heavily short ARKK

>> No.50777252

would you suck on a cock for a million dollars? yes, you must make the guy nut but the money is tax free and no other obligations.
Hypothetically of course. No homo.

>> No.50777259

>>50777252
Is it a twinks cock or a bears? Is a tranny an option?

>> No.50777265

>>50777259
as long as its a cock and it can produce semen, its fair game.

>> No.50777273

>>50777252
if he hasnt any diseases sure
maybe it should also be washed but i would have to think about forfeiting a million bucks if the cock is grimey

>> No.50777282

>>50777265
Yeah I suck a tranny dick for a million. I'm not gay though.

>> No.50777284

>>50777252
for 500k tax free in cash i will work the shaft, coddle the balls and swallow the gravy daddy sign me up

>> No.50777294

>>50776602
Missing PLUG and FCEL, green hydrogen and ammonia are going to be huge, it's right on the WEF platform.
Also add LEU, SMR and SILXY as nuclear plays not directly dependent on new uranium mining. Both Centrus and Silex will have exposure to reprocessing spent fuel and existing mine tailings.

>> No.50777317

>>50777273
No STDs BUT he took a shower at 8am this morning

>> No.50777328
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50777328

My net worth is triple digits.

>> No.50777329

>>50777294
>>50777086
Good suggestions, frens.

>> No.50777337

>>50777114
Yes, soo, n in the next week or month. October the SPR ends, Russian oil is banned later in December.

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>>50776602
>I own none of these
Holy fucking based

>> No.50777351

>>50777328
here you go i even have diggies for proof>>50776844

>> No.50777353

>>50777282
It would be extremely gay not to

>> No.50777376

>>50777284
>>50777282
>>50777273
>>50777259
>>50777353
alright well go buy some SIGA calls and get to work.

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Is the other FLfag still around? I missed the trade and didn't sell when I was up 10% and now I'm down 7%. Think it is still a hold? Seems like a lot less of a value pick now.

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>>50776602
This ETF should be called BUGS

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>>50777294
>>50776602

Every once in awhile you''ll find gold in a pile of shit called SMG..

>> No.50777435

>>50776940
Korea only has a set number of faces and after sex they try to steal the face of their sexual partner to use as their own

>> No.50777463

>>50777046
reminder there are unironically people who want to put ALL kids on puberty blockers so they can "decide their gender" later on in life... even though it will literally make them infertile...

as a 33 year old im honestly just hoping our generation is the last generation to "have it good" and we can kick the can down the road far enough so that we can live full lives and die before shit TRULY hits the fan. i can only hope we can pull a boomer 2.0, it's justice for all of the suffering we millenials have suffered so far.

>> No.50777466

there are at least 4 cryptofaggots in this thread

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I'm feeling a limit up on monday

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>>50777467
lets hope so im heavy on SPY calls
>What are you ordering /SMG/?

>> No.50777497

>>50777463
Maybe you had it good, not so good for the rest of us

>> No.50777499

>>50777466
>he doesnt own both crypto and stocks

Sad!

>> No.50777517

>>50777499
im talking about the faggots who admitted they would suck a dick and let a guy cum in their mouths for a million dollars. but also you just admitted to being an actual cryptard (different than a cryptofaggot but only slightly) so im updooting that number to 5 cryptofaggots

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Anyone have ideas for some stock algos? I'll open source it and let my /smg/ bros use it of course.

>> No.50777519

Why’s OP bullish? Isn’t this week supposed to be red? I think mumus are getting a little too cocky

>> No.50777522

everyday my portfolio is green I will masturbate. if its red i will do nofap until its green.

>> No.50777531

>>50777497
i make good money and so does my parents/siblings but we all still live together in the same house. we still live with our parents even with STEM degrees. depends on how you define "have it good" i guess. not like im getting laid or having white babies or my own house any time soon, but given the current circumstances of the world being on fire, yeah pooling our collective resources has us living pretty well while remaining frugal af.

>> No.50777545

>>50777517
alright bro 400k cash is as low as i'll go
if suckin dick for money is somehow gay now i dont want to live in this world anymore

>> No.50777557

>>50777531
>having white babies
you admitted to still living with your parents and siblings so im guessing you're either not white or not an adult. you cant be both.

>> No.50777558

>>50777494
>$6 keto tacos
Restaurants are a fucking scam.

>> No.50777567

>>50777328
Same. It's actually negative when you consider debts, but my savings is 3 figs.
>>50777522
Praying on your downfall

>> No.50777573

>>50777558
I dont feel like cooking and this is the food truck in the neighborhood so im thinking of it. but yeah pretty expensive for tacos overall.
but I never eat out and im not a broke nig so im feelin it tonight

>> No.50777588

>>50777517
>he wouldn't suck a dick for $1m

fag

>> No.50777601

>>50777588
im already close to a millionaire so Im not exactly desperate.

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50777611

>>50777328
>>50777567
don't give up. one day you'll reach 4 figs like me. I'll always be rooting for you.

WAGMI

>> No.50777618

>>50777573
Hilarious that food trucks and street food is now more expensive than restaurants. Fucking hipsters gentrified the fuck out of it

>> No.50777633

>>50777567
>>50777611
debt is part of american economy. most people who are rich have a ton of debt, thats just smart money management. but theres good debt and bad debt.
>>50777618
it is a pretty rich neighborhood so I cant really say I blame them. we have weekly food trucks but I rarely participate.

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>>50777588
Why are you calling him a fag when you suck dick for fun???

>> No.50777660

>>50777394
I’m going to buy one share in each of these companies for giggles in a separate portfolio and call it BUGS and see what happens to it.

>> No.50777775

>>50777463
I'm 39 and I got it good. Mainly due to being smart in my 20's and taking advantage of opportunity when it presented itself. I saw college as a debt trap so I never bothered going. Landed a state job in 2005, pension w/401k. Bagged my first house during the fallout of 2008 cheap as hell. Muddled along getting promotions and pay hikes along the way to finally hitting the peak of my career; can't go any higher unless I go full on desk jockey manager/supervisor and get all the bullshit that comes with said title. (No thanks). I get paid decently and I do "nothing" to earn it. With the benefit being I can retire in 9 years or max things out by working for 14 more years and either option seeing me kick back doing nothing way under your typical age 65. No one bothers me, fucking joke really, just one person over me and that's my boss who's a laid back dude. When he ain't there I run the show. Everyone else is under me. So I do what I want and no one cares.

>> No.50777819

>>50777656
because you're gay if you dont wanna suck a fat juicy plump cock every now and then

>> No.50777874
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50777874

>>50777819
my faggot detector is suddenly alerting me

>> No.50777875

>>50777412
That's why we're all here, senpai. To farm those nuggets.

>> No.50777882

>would you suck dick for $1mil
>unzip my pants
>bend over and suck my own dick
easiest $1mil in my life. y'all a bunch of homos for thinking about another man's dick

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>>50777882
But I'm fat

>> No.50777911
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50777911

I wonder what VIX is doing rn bros

>> No.50777912
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50777912

Anyone else here holding MEGL over the weekend?

>> No.50777915

>>50777882
>as long as its a cock and it can produce semen, its fair game.
well I mean you're still not getting the money otherwise you would have said its already happened

>> No.50777916

>>50777518
That is one hell of a nostalgic picture. 2020 was investing on easy mode.

>> No.50777938

>>50777518
Look for thin order books, buy up a bunch of stock, doomp eet, then buy it back up again. Happened to me on Friday. You're an asshole for doing it but you make a lot of ez money.

>> No.50777946
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50777946

Do you believe with June was the bottom? Do you believe that the SPX will sell off one last time with a higher low or lower low?

>> No.50777949
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50777949

>>50777912
>holding an actual pump and dump
I know this is a shitcoin board, but why?

>> No.50777953
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50777953

considering this weekly unemployment numbers, it's pretty much settled CPI will come in worse than expected and we'll dump relentlessly, right?

>> No.50777980
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50777980

>>50777953
It's simple: bad news means good news, which means everyone expects a dump, but we'll actually pump.

>> No.50777985

>>50777953
Dumps are conspiracy theories, and bad CPI numbers are actually a good thing now. It's not a big deal, we are just in a vibe-cession right now.

>> No.50777986

>>50777946
What is she sitting on?

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>>50777946
I'm data dependent, just like the Fed. If the next two CPI prints are trending back down, we might be in for a melt up.

>> No.50777998

>>50777946
June wasn't the bottom. Gonna have one last leg down, but probably not lower than previous low.

>> No.50778010
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50778010

I want to thank this general for introducing me to Mannarino and making it clear to avoid SIGA

>> No.50778034

>>50777953
When you say bad, you mean high or low? Because it's going to come in lower. Gas is gonna lead it, but cost of staples and commodities is down across the board my friend.
Just like most years, I could see things getting really bad come october or late september though as people seem to already have priced in a "fed pivot", and it just doesn't look like it'll happen anytime soon.

>> No.50778035
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50778035

>>50778010
Are you ok?

>> No.50778039

I like to turtle my poop and suck it back in for like 30 minutes before I shit. It feels nice but my crack gets completely smeared and it takes half a roll of toilet paper to properly clean. I usually just throw my underwear in the hamper and grab a fresh pair

>> No.50778043
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50778043

>>50777463
>even though it will literally make them infertile
Bullish for PGNY. The company helps homosexuals and transgender individuals on their fertility journey. It's a brave new world and all you can do is try to make some money off it.

>> No.50778054
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50778054

Man Monday is gonna be crazy

>> No.50778076

>>50778054
Why? Were you planning to attend a gay orgy on monday?

>> No.50778088

>>50777949
Did you see HKD? MGEL just started.

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50778105

>>50778034
>When you say bad, you mean high or low?
I mean it's going to come in higher. If unemployment is not rising (exactly the opposite is the case), inflation is still running rampant. That's the short term correlation and also why we dumped on Friday, no? It also means the FED will keep hiking and will not pivot.

>> No.50778112

>>50778054
God Bless Florida Man

>> No.50778125

>>50778054
Time for vaxtards to max vax the money plox

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50778160

>>50778125
they are good loyal customers

>> No.50778163

>>50777953
All the indicators I use for SPY VIX DXY 10YR are turning Bearish

>> No.50778173

What movie are we watching tonight for /smg/ Movie Nite?

>> No.50778194
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50778194

>>50778163
youre bearish on VIX, DXY and the 10yr? bullish.

>> No.50778199

>>50778173
The Bucks: Broken
also for those who are concerned I got street tacos with 3 different meats and a burroto extra spicy.

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50778198

>>50778173
It better be a horror movie

>> No.50778203

>>50777282
Well, of course. According to our globohomo masters, "men who have sex with men" no longer means you're gay!

>> No.50778211

>>50778034
Gas prices doubled and the CPI is only up 10%. Using gas prices as a leading indicator isn't reliable in my opinion.

>> No.50778233

>>50778211
They will include energy prices once they start trending down to deflate the numbers quicker.

>> No.50778246

>>50778233
thats so kosher it just might work

>> No.50778277
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>>50778199
>3 different meats

let me guess these meats
>burro
>doggo
>gato

>> No.50778307

>>50778277
garlic shrimp
pork
chickenz
+chicken burrito

>> No.50778318

What time is movie night?

>> No.50778345

>>50778318
2 bongs from now

>> No.50778348

>>50777126
>California is based outside of the bay and LA.


The fact that you have to say that makes it not based.

Also, what the steak poster posted was essentially wagyu quality of steak. You can’t get steak of that quality that cheap in California.

>> No.50778360

>>50778173
As the original PGNY schizo I suggest Children of Men but I've seen it plenty of times.

>> No.50778380

We'll prolly go up 20% for august, drop 5% in september and bears will go
>I told you so.

>> No.50778382
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>>50778348
thank you for recognizing good steak quality my fellow bovine connoisseur
picrel is my 3rd attempt at baking standard white/french bread. you aint white if you cant bake bread.

>> No.50778404

>>50778382
>eating bread

>> No.50778406
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50778406

Regardless of what the CPI will be Wednesday, realistically, there should be volatility Monday and Tuesday. The daily suggests that, by .20 closing points, there will be an uptick in the VIX from negative divergence. The 4hour has a nice hammer candle stick with negative divergence. The 1hour has marked sessions where volatility entered the market and caused selling during each period of negative divergence, a lower low with positive divergence on the MACD/RSI.

>> No.50778408

>>50778404
>not eating bread
a victim of the jews, sad to say.

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>>50778198
I enjoy horror films.

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>>50778382
>its got a lil tail

>> No.50778435

>>50778406
Do people really just draw lines between bottoms and call it TA

>> No.50778450

>>50778427
honestly it was fucking delicious. I made a turkey avocado and cheese sandwich from it and it was still warm. Absolutely amazing and cost me probably <1.50$ in ingredients.

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50778452

>>50778010
Funny you got the correct and incorrect mixed up...

>> No.50778464

BUDDY LOOK AT BITCOIN COMPUTER

>> No.50778474
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50778474

>>50778435
What else is there?

>> No.50778486

>>50778406
Can you really TA VIx? Seems contrived tbqh

>> No.50778510
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50778510

>>50778435
well you see, if i draw a line from one bottom to another it points in a certain direction which according to calculus makes it clear that it will continue in that direction because you are supposed to follow lines where they point.

>> No.50778520

people expect monday to be red so its either green or crab

>> No.50778529
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50778529

>>50778435
Its literally algos buying/selling the market at specific prices that are the most profitable. Whatever financial news narrative is happening only serves as the driver to give the signal. Explain to me why the May CPI caused the market to tank while the June CPI caused the market to rally.

>> No.50778547

>>50778382
I’ve been wanting to bake recently. Saw that camping cook guy make a baguette in the woods with a Dutch oven and turn it into a Philly cheese steak, stuffed loaf.

Shit looked cash

>> No.50778593

>>50778547
ive done it a couple times this week and I gotta say there really is nothing like it if you have the time. and it really is incredibly easy.

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>>50778547
>>50778593
I too bake threads occasionally.

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>>50778529
So basically what you're saying is we're going down next week

>> No.50778625
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50778625

>>50778435
Sometimes they make it super obvious and close candles within a couple pennies of each other, here are some examples

>> No.50778634
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50778634

>>50778625
....there is no obvious usable pattern here

>> No.50778635
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50778635

>>50777200
I’m mixed on it. I don’t want to leave what I have here, but the politics are terrible.

>> No.50778651

>>50777294
>>50777086
>>50776602

Thanks guys. I've got a ton to research now, but I'm liking the idea of setting up a separate WEF based portfolio and seeing how it plays out after 10 years.

>> No.50778657

>>50778635
I couldnt afford to buy in the bay area so I had to leave and went to a red state. if you own a house there then why not stay honestly - it is a nice state outside of the politics & inner city shitholes. even those can be quite nice if you don't live there full time.

>> No.50778658

>>50778634
>not using hindsight analysis
Perfect 100% methods

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>>50778661
>and that's a good thing

>> No.50778683
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50778683

rate my portfolio chuds

>> No.50778685

>>50778657
I figure I’m 37. If I can deal until 55, I can go where ever the fuck I want to with California money. I have a ton of equity and a government job. My kids will be grown by then too. Good luck bro. Hope you got yourself a nice home.

>> No.50778695

>>50778625
obviously the green candles will open where the previous one closed thats not unusual at all

>> No.50778705

>>50778685
im 33 and ended up making out pretty nice given the state of the rest of the people trying to buy their first homes in this economy. i put down 5% and im almost at 25% equity already.

>> No.50778710
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>>50778634
Well duh, hindsight is 20/20.
Yellow candle, Open: 413.55,, Low: 406.93
White candle,, Close: 413.47,, Low: 406.82
Accidents or coincidences? No. They're trying to make as many people in the market lose money. This is a perfect example.

>> No.50778713
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50778713

>>50778705
Very nice

>> No.50778719
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50778719

>>50777949
How big of a pump we talking?

>> No.50778720

GCT, another Hong Kong IPO releasing on August 18th. HKD and MEGL have both been pump and dumps. This shit will probably be a scam too. Gamble at your own risk.

>> No.50778723

>>50778683
Pretty good! You're in good shape if you're in your early 20s. Reminds me of my portfolio when I was 23

>> No.50778738

>>50778720
>GCT
how do I buy this garbage?
>>50778723
feel free to post your portfolio or really even any proof you arent a 4 digit chud like most people here

>> No.50778740

>>50778710
>hindsight is 20/20
This is a good thing to say, an excuse when you know you're wrong

>> No.50778747

>>50778710
if people actually made money the market would go broke because who would pay all the people making money? thats why market makers have to make sure they keep the market in balance and pump the market when most people are bearish and dump the market when most people are bullish.

>> No.50778749

>>50778529
The market didn’t tank after the June CPI. It dropped a whole percentage point. It rallied after that drop since energy prices were already trending down in July and the market was pricing in the fact that most of the inflation had past. Markets dumped in may since there was no indication at all it peaked.

>> No.50778764

>>50778749
Didn’t rally* is what I meant. It rallied after the announcement but the market tanked 3 days leading up to the announcement. Also the market was given warnings by the white house themselves saying it was going to be bad.

>> No.50778768

>>50778747
We have to be the ten percent

>> No.50778774

>>50778705
You're definitely way ahead of most millennials for sure

>> No.50778781

>>50778747
Wealth isn’t always exchanged, it can be created. People trade on margin and money that doesn’t actually exist and create money from that.

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>>50778720
Thank you for the info good sir. MEGL was my best play of the year so far. May Ganesha grant you with great fortune as well sir!

>> No.50778791

>>50778781
understanding the sheer amount of money out there really is pretty key to actually attaining some of it.

>> No.50778796

>>50778738
Uh no, I don't need validation. You asked, I answered. Sorry if it sounded patronizing.

>> No.50778812

>>50778738
Only certain brokerages allow preorders and I believe there’s certain rules regarding pre orders, if you sell within a certain period of preordering you get banned from trading IPOs for 6 months but who cares if you make money.

>> No.50778813

>>50778796
well yeah you sounded pretty patronizing and the first thing anyone would say back to what you wrote is, well, prove to me you arent a fucking loser / hater / basement dweller. so you had to have understood that was coming.

>> No.50778824
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50778824

whats the movie tonight, playas

unironically enjoyed Demonlover and watched the rest of it on my own.

>> No.50778849
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50778849

>>50778738
You can preorder on webull and RH I think. I do them on webull. You may end up getting a few shares.

>> No.50778853
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50778853

Yeah bullshit. In the past, explain why the White Candle managed to retest the Yellow Candles after it was there for 4 weeks already and did it again recently. Explain why the Blue Candles from the past and present did the exact same thing. They did it because it was an important price for the Algos.

>> No.50778863

>>50778824
That bitch was Chloe Sevigny, wasnt she. Sheeeit. Niggas know how to grow a movie channel, no cap. Sheeeit and did they have a lesbian scene too? I can't even remember, sheeeeeeit. My nigga. No cap bussin fr fr
>save me

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>>50778824
sup fellow playa
I'm also interested in tonight's movie

>> No.50778886

only high iq poster knows that we hit the bottom. This cpi report won't do shit except pump the market. Bears will roped

>> No.50778889

>>50778849
You need to be careful and read into the rules of preordering these bro. If there’s a restriction on your account you could get caught hodling these pieces of shit for over a month. I may be wrong but look into it more. Maybe call your brokerage to be safe.

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>>50777946
https://youtu.be/GYUFoejo63I

>> No.50778901

>>50778813
Ok, have a good night.
>>50778824
Wife and I got back from watching Top Gun Maverick at the IMAX. We couldn't believe it was still in theaters. Surpassed the original in most categories except for the nostalgia

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>>50777986

>> No.50778912

>>50778895
>picrel
This is facts. This is me today. But I'm not fighting it, you shouldn't either. Also, every stock in the SPY index has already fallen 50%

>> No.50778916

>>50778863
the main chick was so hot, too

>>50778901
i want to see the garbage new brad pitt movie for a laugh but i have no friends and my family wouldnt want to see it

>> No.50778924
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50778924

I don't like the small cans... for some reason, they taste sweeter...

>> No.50778932

>>50778895
Picture is painfully accurate

>> No.50778939
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50778939

I'm new to stocks/options, is there a website/software you would recommend fo best view of graphs/candle sticks?

>> No.50778945

>>50777200
What do you do?

>> No.50778949

>>50778039
Excellent shit post, anon.

>> No.50778959
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50778959

take the monochrome pill. red/green candles make you emotional and biased, while the superior black and white chart reminds you to remain objective. its also more aesthetic

>> No.50778962 [DELETED] 

>>50778939
Fo best view of graphics, I would suppoht StockTwits. As much as we make fun of it, there is a lot of information dropped there if you can sift through the bullshit.

>> No.50778972

>>50778945
im a 6 figger tech nigger

>> No.50778984

>>50778916
We actually saw the trailer for that before our movie. Have to admit, didn't look great and it sounds like it lived up to that expectation. Genuinely seemed like a Netflix original movie.

>> No.50778989

>>50778939
TradingView

>> No.50778992

>>50778959
needs a 20/50 EMA on there so i can know whether im looking for bull or bear flags.

>> No.50778999
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50778999

>not studying the kaballah and mysticism of faiths
>not going on a spiritual journey to be closer with the creator
>not letting money follow you instead you chase the charts thinking you can achieve money by going after it yourself

NGMI smg needs to walk into the void and answer their soul to find wealth

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>>50778939
No. Just look at the breakup/breakdown candles with volume on the 1 minute charts for SPY/QQQ. Buy in, then sell when you're +20% to +60% on the trade. I use TradingView and swing trade Calls/Puts watching 1 minute candles. I usually open a Call/Put when I see a reversal candle or believe that its the absolute bottom/top for the Call/Put. You can practice without fail just buying AAPL Calls intraday. I usually enter a position with a principal of $3,000 - $5,000 USD when swing trading and can scalp around $500 per trade. I NEVER hold Options overnight. The best time to scalp is usually in the 1st hour of trading when the spreads are undervalue.

>> No.50779008

>>50779002
>I NEVER hold Options overnight
ngmi

>> No.50779027
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50779027

>>50778959
based

>> No.50779028

>>50778853
so whats the future up or down? decipher the tee leaves for me wizard

>> No.50779035

>>50778999
checked and based

>> No.50779045

>>50779002
no way you can do this without losing your ass
how long have you been getting lucky?

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>>50778972
>im a 6 figger tech nigger
trying to get there but idk if I'm gonna make it brother.

>> No.50779061

>>50779047
personally I woudlnt even bother with AWS and I would learn some Selenium / Appium QA automation. very easy to learn and instant 100k job even if you are fairly bad at it

>> No.50779073
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>>50778992
thats when it gets downright gorgeous. fun fact: both the Nasdaq and the S&P are a little over 3 standard deviations above the daily 20sma

>> No.50779085

>>50779008
I trade Weeklies, if its a clear uptrend like recently then duh you hold. For this, I usually enter a small position with a long dated Call/Put while trading Weeklies. When holding, you lose out on scalping profit when volatility starts to kick in during trading hours and can be at a loss at the same price you bought in when time passes. Its a losers game to hold Call/Puts unless you're 100% confident that there is a clear trend in place and only trade passively.

>> No.50779093
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50779093

>>50779061
>Selenium
Thanks brother. I'll remember to say my prayers every night. Take my vitamins and say the word, brother.

>> No.50779150

>ATM options are priced at like 80% IV or whatever
>IV goes up the further away you go
Which is kinda stupid since the whole "options are just IV trades" thing would imply you can just sell things that are beyond the stocks HV and be safe

>> No.50779158

Did that water get poisoned after I bought it?

>> No.50779172

>>50779045
>no way you can do this without losing your ass
Sometimes I only make like $100-$200 in a trade.
>how long have you been getting lucky?
Luck? I don't trade biomemes

>> No.50779197

>>50779172
if you havent started a losing streak you will shortly, you can't get away with scalping forever

>> No.50779203
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50779203

Is movie night canceled?

>> No.50779226

>>50779093
not exactly what I meant
>WebElement username=driver.findElement(By.id("user_email_Login"));
>WebElement password=driver.findElement(By.id("user_password"));
>WebElement login=driver.findElement(By.name("commit"));
>username.sendKeys("abc@gmail.com");
>password.sendKeys("your_password");
ezpz

>> No.50779237

>>50779150
theres no free lunch which means theres also no bad strategy

>> No.50779261

What's a good amount of cash to keep for an emergency fund? Express this in # of months

>> No.50779268

>>50779261
6 is a pretty safe rule.

>> No.50779272

>>50779268
Oh, I'm currently at 15

>> No.50779274

>>50779261
>>50779268

6 minutes

>> No.50779284

>>50779261
I always hear 3-6 months. I keep about 5 months or so squirreled away in cash for emergencies or buying stuff for the farm that needs cash.

>> No.50779286

>>50779261
6 years

>> No.50779292
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50779292

>>50779274
I SAID MONTHS
I think you meant 1.37×10^-4 months

>> No.50779297

>>50779272
Then your good. I'd park any extra cash from this point on into stocks or knocking out any debt quicker.

>> No.50779303

>>50779272
looks like you have 9 months to dump into 0dte options on leveraged ETFs

>> No.50779313

>>50779272
Do you plan on getting a limb blown up in the coming months

>> No.50779314
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50779314

>>50779237
If theres no bad strategy then I should be rich by now.
But like heres a spread selling high IV tails and longing the middle. This means that youre selling high IV contracts and buying cheaper ones regardless of price or greeks and would get crushed here

>> No.50779328
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50779328

29 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Hackers (1995), I have spent all week reading Mondo 2000 and The Invisibles and Chaos and Cyberculture, at last I truly understand the 90s Silicon Valley project

>> No.50779333

>>50779328
I lived in the bay area for 10 years and never saw the movie so now im curious.

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50779343

>>50779093
>50779093
Eating your Vitamins and Say your prayers BROTHA!!!!!

>> No.50779355

>>50779314
theres a scenario in which it would profit. if it was impossible to make money with it then you could just inverse that risk free

>> No.50779360

>>50779328
Good choice. Enjoy Angelina's prime tits

>> No.50779398

>>50779328
Can I get the link again? I got a new computer.

>> No.50779416

Insight pls
Herman Miller Embody vs Aeron for a 6 foot nigga

>> No.50779454
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50779454

>>50779226
So I should take a selenium course instead of this python course?
Is it good for a babbys first coding?

>> No.50779468

>>50779355
Thanks, thats actually very insightful and encouraging. If something was risk free, arbitrage would erase it.
So in other words its literally just about finding the most likely outcome, eg taking on appropriate risk:reward. How useful is MPT anyways?

>> No.50779479

>>50779454
they arent mutually exclusive. python is a coding language and selenium is a library for coding languages, python included. selenium lets you do browser automation for quality assurance (can I post on 4chan). Appium does mobile application automation (order an uber through a bot)

>> No.50779495

>>50779479
I never understood how html-based UI frameworks worked in eg C#.
Man I hate environment shit. I just want to press f5 and see my novel code run efficiently. I hate setting things up

>> No.50779511

>>50779495
well selenium would be used against an HTML site that a developer was building to make sure that all their test cases pass. so its more clicking through an established site using element identifiers (css identifiers for example). it really is so fucking easy compared to developing sites.

>> No.50779524
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50779524

>>50778863
youre not allowed at movie night

>> No.50779539

>>50779524
link it mongoloid

>> No.50779563
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50779563

Movie night movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is Hackers (1995)!
>>50779539
here

>> No.50779589

>>50779563
>/r/
>eye twitch

>> No.50779591

>get to miss every movie night because im a wagie
ngmi

>> No.50779719

>>50777026
Based SIGA anon.
What is your PT and how many shares do you have?

>> No.50779791

>>50779511
why does it pay so much if it's so easy to do? I've heard web3 pays a lot too but I really want to finish learning python.

And why do you advise against aws?

>> No.50779817

>>50779791
>why does it pay so much if it's so easy to do?
cause it requires you to have a lukewarm IQ which, if you understand the bell curve, is pretty significant.
>And why do you advise against aws?
mostly because they will have you do 17 interviews that are way above the difficulty of the job. I interviewed with AWS one time and I would rather die than go through that again.

>> No.50779832

>>50779817
>lukewarm IQ

so 115?

>> No.50779843

>>50779832
sure

>> No.50779847

>>50779416
Either would be great choices and should last over a decade. My office has both, I think the Aeron is more comfortable (feels slightly like a La-Z-Boy with the cushioning) and the Embody is better-looking but a little less comfortable (more upright, less "lounge-y" with stiffer padding). If this were for my personal home office I'd go with the Aeron.

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50779853

>>50776431
>>50776452
>>50776472
>>50776606
CHINKY GONNA TAKE A BIG STINKY OVER YOUR STOCKIES

>> No.50779864

>>50779853
explain goddess

>> No.50779872

>>50779847
I kind of want the Embody because I have poor posture. Do you think the Aeron helps with good posture?

>> No.50779873

>>50776470
I liked your story.

>> No.50779893

>>50779002
But all the insider trading happens outside of market hours... thats when you can catch the biggest shifts!

>> No.50779927
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>"The tax, climate and energy proposal by Senate Democrats includes a 15% minimum tax on the domestic profits of large American companies. "
holy fuck I hope you guys are buying mid and small cap

>> No.50779939

>>50779872
If ensuring good posture is a priority then I agree that the Embody is the better choice. I don't think the Aeron would actively hurt your posture (it's probably neutral) but there's enough "give" that it probably won't keep you fully upright for most of the time that you sit in it.

>> No.50779957
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50779957

>I don't like the "Hackerman" movie being played in smg movie night

>> No.50779972

>>50779927
Only a retard isn't invested into small and mid cap etfs

>> No.50779988
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50779988

>>50779972
>>50779927
Actually how this works is that mega-caps get excluded and "large American companies" are actually small to mid cap companies that are now taxed higher to prevent these mega-caps from having any competition.

>no that's not how it works!
This is exactly how it works anon.

>> No.50780010

>>50779988
TRVE VNDERSTANDER

>> No.50780021

>>50779939
I need a chair thats going to help me sit the fuck up right and thats why I was headed towards the embody. I have a nice slouch chair right now. thanks for the insight.

>> No.50780024

>>50779719
I have around 1500 shares and I don't plan on selling. I think Mpox is here to stay and will become an endemic disease that lurks in the background forever.

>> No.50780047
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50780049
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I fucking love this nigger

>> No.50780057

>>50780049
good doggo

>> No.50780072
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50780072

>>50780057
I have no problem whoring out my animal family here

>> No.50780093

>>50779988
Based and checked.

>> No.50780100

>>50780049
He's got a decent size pee pee for a dog

>> No.50780105
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50780105

>> No.50780119

>>50780105
thats a nice plane bro how much did it run you

>> No.50780120
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50780120

>>50780024
I agree that monkepox will become endemic.
>I don't plan on selling
Do you expect strong dividends?
Do you think picrel is realistic?

>> No.50780124
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>>50779957
then you must die

>> No.50780138
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50780138

>>50780100
His name ain’t big dick Max for no reason

>> No.50780161

>>50780105
Why was some guy shilling AIRT in the last thread? From what I know of one side of their company, its a great operation, but only something I would buy as a very long term hold.

>> No.50780166
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>>50780120
No I don't believe a $3k price target is feasible without significant mutations in the pox or another strain "appearing". That said, this strain is already extremely sketchy, something like this doesn't just pop up out of nowhere. Keep an eye on things.
Should the stock price not effect the coming sales I would expect strong dividends. If the stock price is priced accurately then we won't need them and they won't happen.

I have and will continue to stand by a $100 price target, assuming that case count doesn't slow down. Should case count slow down then we could level off lower, but like I said, I believe the disease will be here forever.

>> No.50780172

>>50780166
*should the stock price not reflect the sales

>> No.50780175

>SOLO being shilled
>chart looks like a buy
>gay and useless 1 seater 3 wheel electric car

>> No.50780188
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50780188

>>50780119
More than pal, you can afford. Cessna.

>> No.50780195
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50780195

>>50780175
I said we should buy SOLO in the movie chat as a joke for those of us that remember laughing at them in 2020.
Just look at those cars.
Look at them. They're so retarded.

>> No.50780202

>>50780166
Thanks bro

>> No.50780231

>>50780202
The NTI thing does bother me and I've been aware of it since this outbreak started. The wave of deaths in Europe made my schizo brain think that a more dangerous strain may have been released recently.
All I know is the stock is going up and as of right now $100 is very doable should nothing change.

>> No.50780282
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>>50780231
Who are you anon? i have never seen anyone talk about SIGA without any memes.

>> No.50780289
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50780289

>>50780231
>Monkepox strain detected in India not linked to Europe outbreak
https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/MONKEPOX-strain-detected-in-india-not-linked-to-europe-outbreak-101659120286079.html

I think new variants are already being released. Things could get interesting in the weeks ahead.
Maybe there's a reason FEMA is heading up the response effort as of last week.

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50780299

>>50780282
I made this, the infographic, and half the memes for SIGA.
I’ve got nothing on your animated pajeet monkeys though, kek.

>> No.50780331

I’m going to bed and I refuse to bake.

>> No.50780334

>>50780188
i dunno whats a cessna, 90k?

>> No.50780335

>>50780195
kinda looks fun to drive desu

>> No.50780337

>>50780331
ill bake

>> No.50780348

>>50779957
Turned it off. Really can't believe the type of people I interact with on this board.

>> No.50780350

>>50780347
>>50780347
>>50780347
>>50780347
>>50780347

>> No.50780356

>>50780331
Good night anon. Thanks for the SIGA memes, made me some money that's for sure. I think PGNY has legs and could use your infographic skills. Give it a thought.

>> No.50780364

NEW

>>50780351
>>50780351
>>50780351

>> No.50780365

real

>>50780357
>>50780357
>>50780357

>> No.50780376

>>50780365
I like this one. Thanks for baking anon.

>> No.50780379 [DELETED] 

>>50780350
>>50780364
>>50780365
we need another holocaust

>> No.50780382
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>>50780161
awarded a contract or something iirc

>> No.50780385

>>50780379
I guess you'll volunteer

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>>50780365
>>50780364
>>50780350

>> No.50780402 [DELETED] 

>>50780385
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xem02zjJJ1k

>> No.50780513

>>50780382
Interesting. Any idea what side of the company its on? My understanding is that one part of it is pretty damn solid, they have a fleet of well managed caravans and good employees(they actually pay the pilots). Everything else is possibly undervalued, but its the part of aviation that is a total shell game, basically impossible to know what is valuable in MRO and service type stuff unless you can both see the books and see what is actually coming and going from the hangar.

T. mildly intoxicated and going on conversations I have had in FBOs.

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>>50780505
>>50780487
>>50780478
wowzors

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50780573

>>50780299
I don't see you quite often, but I do see your Siga Chart meme re posted quite a lot. It's rare to see someone with your level of critical thinking on smg. Your ideas line up with my beliefs. I really enjoy reading your discussions. I hope to see you post more.

>> No.50780727

>>50776816
Mingyu is cringe.

>> No.50780808

>>50776602
>cyberpunk etf
take my money

>> No.50780814

>>50780350
>>50780364
>>50780365
Scum.

>> No.50781222

>>50776488
Fagpox is a real disease, you don't need meme tests to diagnose

>> No.50781345

>>50776722
Only children that have got it are boys (obv fag rape victims), and the couple of roasties that got it were turbo sluts