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You ARE basing your financial decisions using the "Talmud portfolio" strategy, right?

>The Talmud strategy is based on Jewish civil and ceremonial law, known as the Talmud, which is where the portfolio gets its name. In the text of Rabbinic Judaism, the law is written as follows:
>Let every man divide his money into three parts, and invest a third in land, a third in business, and a third let him keep by him in reserve.
>Based on this law, the portfolio follows an asset allocation strategy that only includes those three asset classes: land, businesses, and cash — or modern-day renditions of them.

>> No.50767686

>>50767677
fuck jews

>> No.50767733

>>50767686
/biz/ is a jewish board

>> No.50767859

>>50767677
I assume "land" includes any real estate, "business" includes any stocks and the real assets that you use in your business, and "cash" includes any liquid assets (fiat, precious metals, crypto).

>> No.50767886

Anyone know who manufactures industrial incinerators for morgues/mortuaries? Is it General Electric?
I want to long their share prices, because I can feel it. We’ll need them again.

>> No.50767898

>>50767677
Jews have the Talmud and the Torah giving them tips on how to enslave goyim with fiancial means, while the Bible tells us to turn the other cheek.

>> No.50767925

>>50767898
>the Bible tells us to turn the other cheek
Read the Bible yourself. The clergy lies to you, there is nothing about submitting to your enemies there. You can only practice pacifism towards your friends.

>> No.50767953

>>50767733
When did biz become a cooking board?

>> No.50769741

>>50767859
right, no crypto

>> No.50769750

No, because I fuck women

>> No.50769758

>>50767898
You’ve clearly never read the Bible, just stop talking.

>> No.50769787

>>50769758
ive read most of the old testament and it says a dozen times that they get rich by herding animals and over time their animals multiply, and basically anyone who doesnt do that is either a slave or a king of slaves

>> No.50769846

>>50767898
The Torah is literally part of the Bible, you nincompoop.

>> No.50769852

>>50767677
>only includes those three asset classes: land, businesses, and cash
But that covers literally everything. Except for government bonds I guess

>> No.50769865

>>50769852
doesnt cover crypto

>> No.50769892

>>50769865
>cash — or modern-day renditions of them
Surely CryptoCURRENCY falls under this

>> No.50769896

>>50769892
dude i dont think crypto falls under cash

>> No.50770033

>>50769896
businesses or reserves
unless you want to argue for 'land'

>> No.50770081

>>50769896
ITS NOT A SECURITY PLS SIR

>> No.50770097

>>50770033
ok how is bitcoin a business or a reserve? it went from 60k to 20k over the last half a year, can you call that a reserve? it devalued way faster than currency did

>> No.50770103

>>50769896
If it's a currency of course it does. If it's a security, that's business you're investing in so also included

>> No.50770109

>>50770103
its not a currency and its not a business tho

>> No.50770125

>>50770097
You are right, anything that loses value that rapidly is not money. Only gold and silver are technically reserve.

>> No.50770150

>>50770033
its a risky type of business investment.
not business in the classic sense of 1 company but more like decentralized business with all the miners and developers and other actors.

you invest in the mining community and the future use of crypto (speculative, remittance, smart contracts etc.)

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50770279

>>50767677
Shemitah ends september 25th.

I shall be buying back into the market on september 26th.

>> No.50771222

>>50770279
Based harvest tracker

>> No.50771797

>>50767925
>>50769758
>>50769846

Imagine not realizing that this is the mainstream belief about Christianity due to Catholicism. The next Rome definetly won't be white.

>> No.50771826

>>50767677
Honestly one of the best financial decisions I made was reading, "Thou Shall Prosper, Ten Commandments for Making Money." It's a book written by a rabbi and explains why Jews make so much money. (Obviously leaving out the nepotism)

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50772184

>>50770279
uhhhhh