/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.50760449]

It's just that easy.

[Anonymous No.50760485]

>>50760449
if he hadn't taken those campaign bathroom breaks it'd be president bloomberg now

[Anonymous No.50760486]

>>50760449
yes be a more efficient cog that will surely allow you to compete with the retarded rich kids that gained status at harvard without any effort on their part

[Anonymous No.50760509]

>>50760449
kek

[Anonymous No.50760557]

>>50760449
Don't sleep so much, if you sleep 3 hours less a night you'll have an extra month and a half a year to generate value for your employer

[Anonymous No.50760564]

I made $200k from SHIB while on the toilet, checkmate boomer ghoul

[Anonymous No.50760592]

i once shit my pants on the job and the boss gave me a promotion on the spot, it works. now there is piss and shit all over the floor and we've never been more productive, everyone is getting a raise. even the janitor while mopping the piss was himself urinating in the process, for that stunning display of efficiency we provided him with the coveted corner office and a priority parking space.

[Anonymous No.50760593]

>>50760485
The bloomberg timeline is better than the biden timeline 2bdesu.

[Anonymous No.50760621]

The actual answer, beside being born rich or having connections that are rich, is to get into an industry before anyone else really figures it out and make yourself a bigshot. Like quite literally how bloomberg became a lawyer in the 1970s when it was still a great way to make a million bucks and walked away with millions in capital to startup Bloomberg Inc. selling live stock data to traders in tokyo and new york before anyone else did. Also being jewish/wasp helps.

[Anonymous No.50761094]

>>50760621
why do things the hard way when you can just drop a log in your trousers

[Anonymous No.50761107]

All successful businessmen have a drawer full of poopsocks

[Anonymous No.50761163]

>>50760449
Holy fuck. I hate jews so much, its unreal.

[Anonymous No.50761185]

>>50760449
>according to the local slaveowner, slaves should work very hard
Cool

[Anonymous No.50763116]

>>50760592
Look, if you take more than 2 bathroom breaks in a week, your fired... but if you fucking shit yourself , you're most DEFINITELY fired in my office.

[Anonymous No.50763167]

Based and jewpilled

[Anonymous No.50763183]

>>50760449
They must feel pretty safe dunking on people like this so openly now. It's a long time since 2012 when they felt real fear with occupy. They memed it into BLM to kill awareness of their operations and turn people against normal white people and they think it's sufficient to insulate them from the future it seems...interesting.

[Anonymous No.50763229]

>>50760449
>>50760449
This is good advice but ONLY for women employees since they are too fat and should be forced to piss and shit themselves

[Anonymous No.50763474]

>>50760593
He's too "old-school" for the democrats but America would be a better place if Bloomberg and Jeb bush were able to buy their election.

[Anonymous No.50763748]

>>50763183
>they felt real fear with occupy
lmao

[Anonymous No.50763842]

>>50761163
This.

[Anonymous No.50763857]

bloomberg, huh? Thats a funny last name.

[Anonymous No.50763914]

>>50760449
I kek'd

[Anonymous No.50763951]

kikes

[Anonymous No.50764012]

>>50763748
Hes right though. You might be a zoomer but occupy spread everywhere all over the world. It was a big deal, and if they weren't scared they wouldn't have to turned to race debates to make it go away

[Anonymous No.50764013]

>>50760449
what a faggot

[Anonymous No.50764029]

>>50760592
I've never encountered such stunning efficiency and collaboration in the workspace before

[Anonymous No.50764036]

ahem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOW43ky7F1M

[Anonymous No.50764466]

>>50760449
>I made 100 k on QOM the other day
it is just that easy isn't it

[Anonymous No.50764484]

>>50763474
>America would be a better place if Bloomberg and Jeb bush were able to buy their election.
it would be the same shit, retard. theyre all jewish puppets.

[Anonymous No.50764697]

>>50760557
this so much this

[Anonymous No.50764737]

>>50760449
I don't mind if skipping breaks are fucking PAID

[Anonymous No.50765123]

>>50760449
i had a group of managers with this mentality once
one of the managers was assigned to train me on the tasks, she was also pregnant so she needed breaks and left me to my own devices for most of the first day. during that time i end up using the bathroom, and the rest of the managers got really offended. left that shithole after 6 months

[Anonymous No.50765148]

nobody shoots these jews. Until this starts happening we will continue to lose. Thanks boomers

[Anonymous No.50765177]

Wew, we went from
>you aint cool unless you pee your pants
To
>pee your pants or you're fired

[Anonymous No.50765192]

>>50760485
True, Trump was a notoriously hard worker and probably took that advice.

[Anonymous No.50765205]

>>50760449
I really like the idea that the upper echelons of society would be willing to laugh at wagies for not shitting and pissing themselves in order to join their ranks. Like "Look at the poors, they're using toilets to SHIT! HAHAHAHAHAH"

[Anonymous No.50765213]

imagine if the schizos shot at these people instead of schools and grocery stores

[Anonymous No.50765225]

>>50760449
>Levine quoting Berg
This sum up the US judeocracy pretty well : it's jews commenting on what other jews says. Forever.

[Anonymous No.50765235]

>>50763474
Dumb fucks unironically believe this. We hate the last two presidents because they are more of the same, Trump had Bush team 2.0. Biden is Obama team 2.0

[Anonymous No.50765262]

>>50765235
only faggots believe this nonsense

[Anonymous No.50765429]

>>50760449

[Anonymous No.50765668]

>>50765123
I used to try to hold my bladder when working fast food during rush. Eventually decided that I didn't care if it slowed down for a bit. I'm not going to develop risk of bladder failure by holding it (this is a real thing), especially not for $8.50 an hour.

Anytime I've been in a role of responsibility, I encouraged those I was in charge of to take restroom breaks and work on self-improvement so they can get to a better place. It matches what my coworkers and boss later told me at the fast food place.

[Anonymous No.50766521]

[Anonymous No.50766598]

>>50760593
Bloomberg seemed like a more practical businessman than a politician. He's still a degenerate jew though

[Anonymous No.50766657]

>>50760449
>Just piss and shit yourself and work yourself to the death goyim its that simple

[Anonymous No.50766682]

>>50760449
>Success: Goyim Edition

[Anonymous No.50766686]

>>50760449
keep working for him and he will get rich

[Anonymous No.50766807]

>>50763474
No, Jeb Bush was pure shit and it's a shock that neocon retard faggots like you still somehow exist.

[Anonymous No.50766818]

>>50765235
>we
The media only controls your brain, faggot, I preferred my gas cheap.

[Anonymous No.50766850]

>>50760449
>Just dont eat goyim
>Just dont take a piss or shit goyim
This is advice like just be a robot or just pink her shroud or just be tall or just be rich.

[Anonymous No.50767022]

>>50760449
i mean that would presumably raise the productivity of his company and make him more successful

[Anonymous No.50767663]

>>50760449
I hate jews

[Anonymous No.50769675]

>>50760449
>Wagies are now required to piss and shid themselves.

[Anonymous No.50769720]

>>50760449
are smalltime jews looking up to those elite jews? do they look at the mirror each morning and tell themself "wow, someday i will be just an evil, satanic slave trader, like my role model blomshekelsteinberg."???

[Anonymous No.50770043]

>>50769720
No they just call their uncle to see if he can get them in touch

[Anonymous No.50770090]

>>50760486
>he thinks harvard means anything now that its infested with negroids rappers 'for diversity quota'

[Anonymous No.50770113]

>>50769675
cringe af that there are people actually paying to listen to this psychopathic boomer's "business advice".

The sad part is, to an extent, he may be right. The corporate world is ruthless and filled with psychopaths just like him that just care about the weekly report, they don't care if you got into a car accident or your mom died or whatever.

[Anonymous No.50770163]

>>50770113
No. High trust teams are the most effective, if they have mission focus. Most bosses are cunts that just want a bonus. Most office workers are cunts who just want a pay check. They both do very little actual work. This retard is the classic "coversheet on the TPS report". Meanwhile he is paying for an office suite of workers who probably only do 4 hours of real work a week.