/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.50693050]

>coworker asks me what i did over the weekend
>i answer
>"oh, that's cool"
>say nothing else
>they still start immediately talking about their weekend
why are normies so predictable? when they start telling me about their weekend I at least pretend to care for more than 1 sentence. I don't even want to answer questions like this anymore because I know they're just using it as an excuse to talk about their weekend

[Anonymous No.50693084]

>>50693050
Take the condescension pill and massage the conversation along with obvious sarcastic encouragement. Most people get the hint, those who don't usually still feel uneasy, which is gratifying

[Anonymous No.50693092]

>>50693050
>le heckin NORMIES
what's more "NPC" like behavior?
1. going out, exploring, and talking to people on the weekend - having some fun experiences
OR
2. sitting inside glued to your computer repeating shared dialogue lines on an internet forum

[Anonymous No.50693097]

>>50693050
>"Hey anon, what did you do on the weekend?"
>"Nothing."

[Anonymous No.50693102]

>>50693050
Yeah that's some common neurotypical shit, thats not that bad

[Anonymous No.50693113]

>>50693092
what the FUCK are you talking about anon, this is completely unrelated to the OP

[Anonymous No.50693124]

>>50693097
Top giggle and anon will say why didn’t they care that I literally did nothing

[Anonymous No.50693136]

>>50693092
>>50693113
He's right. 4chan autists are the most normies of the norm.
It's like redditors who only stay in the sidelines.

The minority are the chads.

Those are neither on "4chan" or on "reddit".

[Anonymous No.50693162]

>>50693050
Business and finance

[Anonymous No.50693191]

>>50693092
oof. This is a tough pill to shallow, the fact that the average anon gets worked up about "normies" while being a fucking slave to the internet is ironic. They'd rather be angry.

[Anonymous No.50693206]

>>50693050
I read this as you responding “oh that’s cool” to his question. You should work on your formatting.

[Anonymous No.50693213]

>>50693092
>going out, exploring, and talking to people on the weekend - having some fun experiences

Wow going to the park to walk around then spend $50 to get buzzed at some dive bar with friends talking about the latest TV shows you watched

[Anonymous No.50693217]

>>50693097

I go to free concerts/festivals and the beach a lot.

[Anonymous No.50693229]

>tfw just spent time with family cherishing every moment we have left on this earth for the past week
>come back to /biz/ and first thread I see is "le heckin normies!"
>tfw
Man it sure was nice to take a break for a week, kek
Unironically though, I hope all you anons are in good health and can have a nice time too every once in a while, you deserve to enjoy yourselves sometimes ya know?
Especially you OP, I hope you had a nice weekend

[Anonymous No.50693267]

>>50693084
lmao i bet you think you're cool as ice
meanwhile people arround you think youre an autistic asshole

[Anonymous No.50693271]

>>50693092
1 is literally more NPC because that's the way humans are supposed to act and have always acted naturally. You're just basically saying 2 is more lame and boring, that doesn't mean it's NPC, rather the opposite

>whats more NPC
>1. hunting with the tribe, exploring, talking around campfire at night
>2. living alone in the forest exiled from the tribe, living off berries and fapping

2 is clearly less of an NPC even if his life is more sad

[Anonymous No.50693281]

>>50693084
>>50693267
Not a bad stratagem
I personally like to have inside jokes with my friends and family as well, and it is funny when you mess with those who are not "in the know" in a playful manner, I agree

[Anonymous No.50693302]

>>50693271
>whats more NPC
>1. hunting with the tribe, exploring, talking around campfire at night
>2. living alone in the forest exiled from the tribe, living off berries and fapping
what a retarded inversion of the essential concept of an NPC. what player character stays in one place being a complete autist and doing the same shit day in, day out? NPCs aren't natural, healthy, self-actualizing humans, they're broken degraded husks created by the routines and technological dependencies of industrial society.

[Anonymous No.50693324]

>>50693213
sounds better than
>wake up at 9am
>check charts
>masturbate
>check charts
>shitpost (stock dialogue)
>check charts
>masturbate
>check charts
>lunch
>check charts
>masturbate
>check charts
>shitpost (stock dialogue)
>etc.

[Anonymous No.50693334]

>>50693302
Ok I see where you're coming from now, you're actually right I guess

[Anonymous No.50693360]

>>50693302
>what a retarded inversion of the essential concept of an NPC. what player character stays in one place being a complete autist and doing the same shit day in, day out? NPCs aren't natural, healthy, self-actualizing humans, they're broken degraded husks created by the routines and technological dependencies of industrial society.

[Anonymous No.50694409]

>>50693162
it's better than crying over things like the son of ubisoft's ceo decided to follow in his footsteps of evil and started making nfts, champ now could be considered the spiritual sequel to FIFA kek

[Anonymous No.50694418]

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[Anonymous No.50694436]

>what did you do this weekend
>jack it to cunny
they will never ask again if you use this trick

[Anonymous No.50694449]

>>50694436
Anon, I want my coworkers to leave me alone, I don't want them to call the cops.

[Anonymous No.50694489]

>le normies having convos and making each other laugh in mixed sex groups at the weekend instead of posting in the /pol/ Saturday night bar thread and tabbing out to play TF2

[Anonymous No.50694571]

>>50694449
"If you snitch, I'll take your daughter"
you're a homosexual, hr CANNOT touch you

[Anonymous No.50694834]

>>50693050
You would rather read other schizos and losers opinions, these people whom you will likely never see again. Instead of bonding and relating to someone you see most days?

[Anonymous No.50695173]

>>50693050
Your co-worker is probably happier than you
Oh yeah by the way, the fact you are still working in 2022 means you're a normalfaggot. Every neet worth his salt made it from everything bullrun, loser

[Anonymous No.50695239]

>>50693213
As opposed to sitting in your moms basement on your le epic gaymer pc on 4chan whining about how other people you dont know spend their days doing things you wouldnt do.

[Anonymous No.50695641]

>>50693217
Based Beach enjoyed. Best free resource in the world.

[Anonymous No.50695683]

>>50693092
The npcs are just T posing until I do something though

[Anonymous No.50695847]

>>50693302
>level up talk skill
>level up fucking skill
>level up hunting skill
>level up toolmaking skill
>level up war skill
>level up rape skill
>mfw meet npc hermit in the woods and instead of giving quest he stammers something about normies and smells like he just finished fapping

[Anonymous No.50695908]

>>50693324
You make more money when you stop masterbating you know...

[Anonymous No.50696303]

>>50694489
>seething normalfaggot
eat black mold dumb ugly nigger

[Anonymous No.50696346]

>>50694834
>bonding and relating
Relate to what? Sheep witrh sheep interests? Scum called normies can't bond. They don't know what friendship and love are.

[Anonymous No.50696433]

>>50694418
Seems likely. Thread is full of retarded memes and reeks of leftism.

[Anonymous No.50696438]

>>50693267
you tell em champ. now that is 4chan worthy trolling right there. great job bud.

[Anonymous No.50698181]

>>50693050
I build circuits and fly kites. What does /biz/ do on the weekend?