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I fucked the worker at my eye appointment Anonymous Tue Aug 2 02:31:21 2022 No.50691374 [Reply] [Original]

The girl that comes in and takes your blood pressure and stuff.

I was doing my routine yearly eye exam and this cute girl came in. I was a 27 year old virgin so naturally I was not thinking much of it. She was doing the eye exam and was really responsive to everything I said, I thought she was just being polite. Then she was doing that test where you cover one eye and she holds a card up with a number in your periphery and you have to read it without moving your eyes towards it. We were sitting across from each other making eye contact and she couldn’t help herself from cracking a smile, then she started giggling. I could tell something was up.

Then when I got home I found her on Facebook and added her. We started messaging and she just came over and I fucked her, she just left. Not a LARP, I don’t feel real right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 02:34:06 2022 No.50691406 nice larp. didnt read

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 02:54:11 2022 No.50691649 Benis in bagina ⋮DDDDDDDDDD

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 02:56:50 2022 No.50691681 >>50691374 Wow, you're saying you did an activity that the majority of humans in human history have done numerous times? Unreal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 02:57:23 2022 No.50691687 >>50691374 if not larp good for you anon, you figured it out if larp, good for you anon you figured it out

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 02:58:06 2022 No.50691695 WAGMI dude, your story gives me hope. Need to go get some new glasses wish me luck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 02:58:37 2022 No.50691703 >>50691374 Follow up tomorrow with a date retard, don't be a sperg and try asking her questions

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 02:58:50 2022 No.50691707 >>50691374 good now do it again

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 02:59:42 2022 No.50691720 Bravo, you did one of the most common things in the world

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 02:59:57 2022 No.50691723 Post convos them

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 03:00:09 2022 No.50691726 >>50691374 Attaboy, anon. This life is fleeting. Enjoy it where you can.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 03:00:53 2022 No.50691740 >>50691374 Post some pics of her

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 03:02:25 2022 No.50691756 >>50691374 this is a beautiful story OP now do whatever you gotta do to resist falling in love

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 03:07:59 2022 No.50691806 >>50691374 Based sex haver.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 03:10:31 2022 No.50691834 Any girl who fucks within the first month is a slut. Move on from her. Nothing good will come from it. Go find a good woman to be your wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 03:16:27 2022 No.50691905 >>50691374 >tfw 28 year old kissless, dateless virgin, never had a gf or even seen a vagina irl. How did you do it OP? It can't be that easy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 03:16:53 2022 No.50691910 >>50691374 good on you anon. i miss tons of signals that i only realize in hindsight, just like in my stonks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 03:25:44 2022 No.50692001 >>50691681 something that may have occured litterally a trillion times in the history of mankind

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 03:26:40 2022 No.50692011 >>50691374 How did her brapper smell

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 03:33:36 2022 No.50692085 >>50691374 Another larp on /biz/ yawn

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 03:36:54 2022 No.50692121 >>50691374 you introduced le peepee into ze cheechee. Good job. You are a winner like no one has ever seeb upon this good earth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 03:40:47 2022 No.50692161 >>50691374 >I have every venereal disease, How did thjis happen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 03:41:41 2022 No.50692174 >tfw my first gf was a Russian girl that worked at an optometrist and she got me free glasses Bros? Is this a secret wisdom?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 04:17:18 2022 No.50692502 Do it again tomorrow Sex with girls is fun

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 04:28:00 2022 No.50692592 File: 384 KB, 2456x1172, Eyv_R2sWgAIeQ_Q.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50692502 Sex with boys is even better!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 04:29:42 2022 No.50692605 >>50692592 ngl i met a troon at the grocer the other day and popped an instant boner when he smiled at me

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 04:31:24 2022 No.50692618 File: 20 KB, 385x375, 1631826804049.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50691374 lol four eyes

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 04:32:24 2022 No.50692628 sorry anon but you're going to hell

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 04:34:36 2022 No.50692643 File: 98 KB, 550x385, 1593489673538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50692605 Disgusting nigger, get that shit out of here. Trannies and jannies are not real women and will never be. Even I'm not that degenerate and I fap to traps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 04:36:33 2022 No.50692659 File: 26 KB, 659x543, what the dog doin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50691374 >he gave up wizard powers at the final stretch ngmi

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 04:37:01 2022 No.50692668 >>50691374 >not a larp Yeah okay bud, 27 yr old virgin pulls a rando that easily lmfao the only believable part is that you’re a virgin

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 04:38:29 2022 No.50692677 How were you able to find a complete stranger on Facebook?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 04:42:33 2022 No.50692712 >>50692643 you have no ground to stand on. at least i interacted with a real person.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 04:43:12 2022 No.50692716 >>50691681 >>50691720 >>50692001 If its so easy then why I am I a virgin at 27?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 04:43:47 2022 No.50692720 >>50691374 Her name is Virginia

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 04:45:08 2022 No.50692734 >>50691374 no amount of shitcoins can replace this feeling. you made it

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 04:46:28 2022 No.50692745 >>50692712 >a-at least I ogled a man in a dress! Yikes sweaty!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 04:52:46 2022 No.50692804 >>50692668 I never leave my house normally, all I do is lift and browse computer while working from home >>50692677 She told me her first name when she called me into the office and I knew where she worked so I easily found her

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 04:58:19 2022 No.50692849 >>50692745 again, you sit on your ass and crank out loads to traps. idk what compels you to act like you're somehow not degenerate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 05:02:49 2022 No.50692896 >>50691374 Congrats anon now you have a memory to wank over for the next 5 years

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 05:02:50 2022 No.50692897 >>50691374 based

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Anonymous Tue Aug 2 05:03:17 2022 No.50692901
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>>50692849
>you sit on your ass and crank out loads to traps
Yes, I am a degenerate. However jerking off to insane men that think they are women is subhuman. Troons and troon enablers deserve the rope.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 05:03:38 2022 No.50692906 >>50692804 What's her race and approximate weight? Do you see yourself possibly marrying and having children wiith her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 05:06:46 2022 No.50692928 File: 20 KB, 229x314, VirginiaVirginsComic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50692720

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 05:10:47 2022 No.50692952 >>50692716 because you are a colossal failure of a human being. literally 7 billion people alive because they HAD SEX.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 05:13:27 2022 No.50692972 >>50692716 Idk, maybe you're ugly or cringe

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 06:48:55 2022 No.50693752 >>50692952 Most of them are gross tho. How do they have sex? >>50692972 Nah I'm tall and jacked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 06:49:53 2022 No.50693756 not bad anon, not bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 06:56:48 2022 No.50693802 >>50691374 Bloody shagger

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 07:02:17 2022 No.50693853 >>50692901 >setting your boundaries on the tenuous distinction between traps and trannies i have no lad and i must wew

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 07:06:24 2022 No.50693896 >>50691374 Did you fuck her raw and coomed inside her? It doesn't count otherwise.

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Anonymous Tue Aug 2 07:07:02 2022 No.50693902

>>50692605
Kill your self FAGGOT. The other day I saw a non passing mtf tranny waiting to cross the street. I rolled down the window up my car and yelled “KILL YOURSELF TRANNY” at the top of my lungs

Never let evil rest (and feel good about itself). Demonize every faggot and tranny you see . This is God’s work

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 07:20:36 2022 No.50694002 >>50693853 seethe, cope, and dilate sweaty :)

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Anonymous Tue Aug 2 07:39:55 2022 No.50694160

>>50693853
traps are men who successfully look and act feminine but do not think of themselves as female and do not try to make others think of them as female. this is gay and based.
trannies are men who attempt to look and act feminine and think of themselves as female and attempt to control others' perception of them as female and not male. this is weird and unbased

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Anonymous Tue Aug 2 07:53:29 2022 No.50694261

>>50691834
Yeah you're right. It's so awesome being with a woman who doesn't like to fuck and is bad at it. Truly great!

I love working my fucking ass off all day and laying for everything and having some stuck up dumb bitch that can't fuck properly. Truly the higher path!