/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50674384]

Recession cancelled edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (You)
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>50671687

[Anonymous No.50674403]

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[Anonymous No.50674405]

>>50674317
Second order greeks can sometimes be important but sometimes not really important for retail traders trading in small size.

They do get really important for everyone in tails events though. The tails on options (~20 delta or lower) barely have any gamma exposure or delta or vega. The risk exposure is mostly coming from second/third order greek exposures.


I can explain a bit more about this sort of stuff in laymans terms if people want, but usually it turns people off. It can be very interesting tho.

The most practical in this Medium article I will post below are vanna and vomma (also known as volga).

But I would strongly caution against looking too much into any third-order Greeks. Quite arguably, the third orders only have implications for market makers to manage their own inventory.

This is a really nice informative post on second and third order Greeks: https://medium.com/hypervolatility/options-greeks-vanna-charm-vomma-dvegadtime-77d35c4db85c

The most practical in that Medium article are vanna and vomma (also known as volga that i meme about with my dumb Hidden Tiger gimmick). But not really that practical either, they just help you understand whats going on a bit but not trade on it.

[lol !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.50674407]

CLEAN IT UP YOU STUPID JANNIES

[Anonymous No.50674409]

>oh bobo, you're time is up

[Anonymous No.50674419]

have any of you actually made money from shorting? (and kept it)

[lol !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.50674423]

>>50674407
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES

[Anonymous No.50674427]

>>50674419
i'd short her
with my dick
it's short

[Anonymous No.50674428]

SELL NOW, ITS STARTING

[Anonymous No.50674432]

sitting here on a warm summer night
no bugs dancing in the street light
bought a month's worth of groceries in a single go
swipe a credit card, eat one every day is the modern daily dose
stockpiling and waiting, when it goes? nobody knows

gains are the ticket out. one more toss, ante, pull
look into my crystal ball, full of crabs and bears and bulls
take your profits but let your winners ride
cut your losses but diamond hands earn property oceanside
>if only I had an edge I'd make big profits
entered into the supercomputer ML algo to exploit those organic dendrites

eat ze bugs! they jest behind monitors in the dark
for a looming future by some ethereal boogieman hierarch
maybe the bugs have evolved, two legs not six
growing and feeding, needing their sticks and bricks and kicks
but exponents and finities never mix
the suits shall forever feast, futures ever bright
feasting on us: ze bugs drawn to the light

[lol !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.50674439]

>>50674423
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES

[Anonymous No.50674449]

>>50674405
Thanks for the repost. Likewise, I'll ask it again ITT:

This is a hypothetical spread I made based on SIGA gaining IV. Does it look properly constructed? Other than looking at IV% and IVR, is there any other ways to gauge potential IV movement?
https://optionstrat.com/0eLu2wHroCSZ

[Anonymous No.50674450]

so what is your most anticipated earnings release this week /smg/ anones?

[Anonymous No.50674451]

>>50674428

[Anonymous No.50674454]

all trading involves a entry and an exit. you must know when to long, and when to short. because markets trend upwards, its better to hold long term, but you wont make any money doing that. therefore I have reached the conclusion that shorting, especially in bull markets, is true trading, while longing is just investing with leverage.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50674458]

>>50674423
>>50674439
Based

[Anonymous No.50674468]

Soxl price 2 years from now ?

[Anonymous No.50674478]

You did buy puts on friday like i did,right?

[Anonymous No.50674479]

>>50674450
OXY and Rolls Royce are the two I care about this week.

[Anonymous No.50674480]

>>50674454
How often do things fall out the bottom of a descending channel?

[Anonymous No.50674487]

HOGS bros we are healing.... and in a good way
*oink*
>>50674468
About tree fiddy

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50674489]

>>50674237
Stop using my tripcode, faggot!!

[Anonymous No.50674492]

>>50674468
Same price as to day, but that's after two splits
(I won't say if they'll be regular or reverse splits though)

[Anonymous No.50674493]

Have FATH, bros

[Anonymous No.50674498]

>>50674492
>two splits in two years

[Anonymous No.50674509]

>>50674419
Yeah. It's not as much as I normally make on the long side because I take profits very fast on shorts due to only trading leveraged indexes, market buoyancy being a risk factor. So even in a protracted bear market I will make less on shorting than I would on trend of similar length going long.

[Anonymous No.50674510]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EFl_V9tEYm0

Ngl this is kind of kino. Why does biz hate on this guy so much? He seems pretty chill.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50674530]

>>50674450
>Pinterest is exciting because SNAP just shit the bed, and PINS similarly relies on as money
>AMD I’d exciting because I think I’ve heard that their market cap has now eclipsed that of intel IIRC
>alibaba is exciting because of the meltdown in the China financial market, although I’m expecting them to just fucking cook their books

[Anonymous No.50674533]

You fellers have it all figured out, huh

[Anonymous No.50674538]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.50674539]

>>50674533
Yes, all in TQQQ 16 Dec $45 calls

[Anonymous No.50674541]

>>50674480
I dont know but I would make a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.50674552]

Also I had this thought:

>At the time of the 1973 oil crisis, the price of corn and wheat went up by a factor of three.
>During the 2000s, the price of Brent Crude rose above $30 a barrel in 2003 before peaking at $147.30 in July 2008. With the onset of the Great Recession, reduced demand for oil caused the price to fall to $39 per barrel in December 2008.[4]
>The 2007–08 world food price crisis saw corn, wheat, and rice go up by a factor of three when measured in US dollars.

So if you adjust for inflation, $147.30 in today's money is approx $198.85. We haven't hit that level on crude oil. However, if you use fibonacci retracement (0.618 levels) then you get $122.89. This is remarkably close to the peak over the last 3 months - Mar 8th had futures close at $123.70, less than a 0.7% margin of error. Unless it shoots up again, I think the price will crab or drift downwards.

[Anonymous No.50674558]

>>50674530
So its goes
Red
less red
Red

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50674559]

>>50674428
Wtf is “DEF”?
What am I supposed to see in this picture?
I have no fucking idea what I’m looking at here

[Anonymous No.50674570]

>>50674533
i wish

[Anonymous No.50674569]

>>50674539
dang you should have sold those on friday afternoon. i mean even if we actually get there, you could have still shorted them on the way up like I described here>>50674419
>>50674509
sounds like youre doing a good job. keep it up

[Anonymous No.50674592]

>>50674559
Diesel enriched fuel?

[Anonymous No.50674593]

>>50674487
>>50674492
Tnx bros feeling good bout my 34.8 average with 460 shares

[Anonymous No.50674602]

>>50674592
>>50674559
Nevermind, based boku no google

[Anonymous No.50674603]

SIIIIRS DO NOT REDEEM THE INFLATION!!!

[Anonymous No.50674604]

fake red futures. tomorrow is green.

[Anonymous No.50674610]

>>50674450
SIGA

[Anonymous No.50674619]

>>50674604
Based on what?

[Anonymous No.50674625]

>>50674480
One per crash. We havent seen it yet

[Anonymous No.50674629]

>>50674619
based on the fact that friday was green.

[Anonymous No.50674636]

>>50674629
Priced in

[Anonymous No.50674638]

I think I might make a new webm to piss off the bobos

[Anonymous No.50674644]

>>50674603
People who are surprised don't know what they are doing.

[Anonymous No.50674654]

Is AvePoint (AVPT) worth it?

[Anonymous No.50674661]

>>50674638
Go ahead,mumu
I'll piss on the market meanwhile.

[Anonymous No.50674671]

>>50674510
Because billionaires that thrive on the status quo talking about solving the world's problems and by 'the world's problems' they mean problems billionaires have with the world.
Reduce you to your economic outputs, cut costs, maneuver government oversight, monopolize industry sectors, reduce disruptions and resistance in populations.

[Anonymous No.50674677]

>>50674638

[Anonymous No.50674682]

>>50674625
>per crash
Are you talking about broad market crashes, or just a tanking price on that equity? Eg, suppose there's some shitco with decent liquidity that's following along nicely and, no bad news, price just suddenly tanks on only that company. Is that realistic?

[Anonymous No.50674711]

>>50674682
I was only referring to broad market equity indices. Shitcoins can break their trends much easier. However any trend breaking is usually based on substantial news coming out; that goes for indices and regular companies
The same isnt really true of breaking out upwards. There is natural upwards pressure in equities these days. Look at tsla

[Anonymous No.50674721]

>looking into hospice, hospital, and nursing home REITs as a means to take advantage of Boomers pissing their "wealth" in end of life care
I'll be honest, I am not sure I see anything that threatens this thesis. Ideas memelords?

[Anonymous No.50674734]

>>50674721
an economic crash destroying their ability to afford a home and they have to move back in with their own kid lmaoooo

[Anonymous No.50674756]

>>50674419
>have any of you actually made money from shorting? (and kept it)

yes, put options on growth stocks that shit the bed on earnings

[Anonymous No.50674762]

How much longer until soxl goes back to 57

[Anonymous No.50674765]

>>50674405
isn't "intrinsic value" of an option based solely on the difference between your ITM strike price and the current market price?

[Anonymous No.50674770]

>>50674762
>goes back
Anon,i..

[Anonymous No.50674771]

>>50674762
Two more weeks

[Anonymous No.50674804]

>>50674765
Option premia is split into intrinsic and extrinsic value. Intrinsic value is what you describe; extrinsic value is basically the time and volatility and moneyness

[Anonymous No.50674807]

>>50674762
how much longer until china invades taiwan

[Anonymous No.50674812]

oh mumu, did you know that the fed pivot has been priced in? and we're about to do the kansas city shuffle.

[Anonymous No.50674837]

>>50674762
I'm honestly proud of you for holding this long lol. Seen you all year. Mine is 29

[Anonymous No.50674875]

So uh
If levered etfs basically lose money over time, who makes money, besides the fund holders? People don't seriously hold them long term and sell CCs against them, do they?

[Anonymous No.50674891]

>>50674875
israel makes money

[Anonymous No.50674898]

>>50674875
You're supposed to buy not ask about it

[Anonymous No.50674917]

>>50674898
I am suddenly in favor of food shortages and famine.

[Anonymous No.50674918]

>>50674875
>People don't seriously hold them long term and sell CCs against them, do they?
This apparently backtests fine on 2x. I've never tried it.

[Anonymous No.50674932]

>>50674898
Well longing or shorting them for an extended time is risky, because if the market moves against you, you lose a lot very quickly. Not to mention, mathematically a loss hurts you more than a gain helps you (in general, not just with these).

>>50674918
Well look at say, the 2x bear series, those get R/S many times during their lifespan. It would be difficult to earn money on them long term if they keep bleeding out

[Anonymous No.50674940]

>>50674932
>2x bear series
No. Only for long. Not short.

[Anonymous No.50674941]

i thought we were getting another rocker vid

[Anonymous No.50674963]

god it feels soooooo fucking good to think about what those smug exuberant bobos who were calling a new paradigm and selling this blatant bottom are feeling right now. they must be biting their nails, ripping their hair out, staring at their deep red folios losing thousands and thousands of dollars, in a cold sweat trying to buy back their shorts but unable to, they are still thinking, what if we dump next week? surely the fed won't pivot! so they won't buy back their shorts. and they'll keep hoping they break even on their SPY puts with a sky high cost basis. they'll keep HODLing, and they'll tell themselves "Heh, it's just a matter of time before the market takes a fat shit. This bubble can't keep going!". but deep down they know, they did this to themselves. they fell for obvious tricks and were easily manipulated. they lost all their money FOMOing and will live as slaves all their lives as a consequence. they'll hold their triple leveraged inverse ETFs until they're penny stocks or get liquidated. some of them won't be able to stand the humiliation and will end their lives. others will become lifelong drug addicts or develop chronic mental illnesses. they will go bald and develop ulcers. but i don't feel bad for them. after all if they weren't so greedy, this wouldn't have happened to them. and we warned them, oh, we warned them so many times. but they didn't listen. so i think of them, and laugh. i laugh and laugh at their misfortune. and at all the money i am making off their backs. thank you, you dumb, gullible bears, for entertaining us and helping us make more money as the world *gasp* doesn't collapse around us and absolutely fucking nothing happens. i look forward to letting my short puts expire worthless, thanks for the premies losers!

signed, mumu

[Anonymous No.50674974]

>>50674940
Right but that's what I mean. Ignoring the ability to perfectly time the market, someone other than the fund managers are making money on this product. They have to be. That's what I'm trying to figure out.

[Anonymous No.50674977]

>>50674963
Didn't read,mumu

[Anonymous No.50675009]

>>50674963
I'm early but not wrong

[Anonymous No.50675017]

>>50674428
>not just pissing in the DEF tank
DEF is literally just synthetic piss, and no trucking company gives a fuck if they have to replace the DEF components in your rig months after you last drove it to keep it running during a fucking shortage. It's literally, unironically just piss - urea and deionized water.

[Anonymous No.50675044]

>>50674974
The money goes to whoever sells the etf the levarage.

[Anonymous No.50675067]

Holy shit, Avaya (AVYA) has lost 97% of it's value since Feb 21

[Anonymous No.50675079]

>>50675067
So that means it can only go 3% down?
That's a must buy.

[Anonymous No.50675088]

>>50675079
It actually has like $3 bn in debt, so it's basically bound to go bankrupt and bought out at some point.

[Anonymous No.50675096]

>>50674654
Lmao. Some anon shilled it here last year and I lost $1k on it. I think it's a poorly run meme company.

[Anonymous No.50675110]

good buy?

[Anonymous No.50675128]

>>50675110
Only if he turns it into an NFT.

[Anonymous No.50675133]

I have never traded before I swear! I have no idea what I am doing… Actually real talk I hit over 80,000 on $AMC calls a while back… I bought 20 calls with strikes ranging from 15-40 with an expiration of maybe a month out… the price per share was $3 at the time, they call these, YOLO calls, you go broke if you don’t know what the hell you’re doing… I knew coming up on midterms we would see a big uptrend on sectors that were super hot to gain back investor confidence… tech is getting blasted, it usually does when a recession is at the forefront! If you have money, invest… I don’t have 2,500 followers on StockTwits because I suck… yes I take Ls, everyone does, they would be lying if they said they didn’t! BTFD Let’s gooooooo!!!

[Anonymous No.50675150]

>>50675110
The holocaust had little to no historic value :^)

[Anonymous No.50675178]

>>50674875
Oh hello pajeet, trying to anonymously crowdsource an inorganic opinion on /smg/ again i see

[Anonymous No.50675182]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50675193]

>>50675178
I'm looking for different ways to build option spreads, thanks

[Anonymous No.50675201]

>>50675150
It is historically undervalued at approximately 600.

[Anonymous No.50675229]

>>50675193
Why dont you spread open your asscheeks and give me the option to fill your bussy

[Anonymous No.50675242]

>>50675229
Don't buy siga

[Anonymous No.50675251]

>>50675110
To pass down, sure, probably. Hitler's name's still going to be easily remembered in a few hundred years and the nazis will just be another historical fascination instead of causing social unease.

[Anonymous No.50675255]

Or something else I see is that many CBOE option indexes seem to hedge the downside short risk with eg 1 month treasuries / money market. Why is that? I don't really know much about bonds (I understand how the work mechanically, but not the >implications)

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50675259]

>>50675182
>pasts

[Anonymous No.50675277]

>>50675182
>we're heckin down a whoppin 0.39%! Take that, mumu!

[Anonymous No.50675283]

>>50675229
Hate to break it to you anon, but despite you clearly not being gay this action will put you at risk of contracting the pox. Very bullish for pox stocks.

[Anonymous No.50675290]

>>50675277
>0.39%
Oh im just warmin up,dont worry,soimu

[Anonymous No.50675294]

>>50675283
do americans really

[Anonymous No.50675301]

>>50675294
Actually Israeli nationalists are in fact, Israeli citizens, not Americans

[Anonymous No.50675306]

>>50675294
>Americans
Anon... I...

[Anonymous No.50675352]

>>50674644
dumb retarded street shitter is confounded by numbers, good thing we gave him an important position!

[Anonymous No.50675362]

>>50675110
>$1.1 million
What a steal

[Anonymous No.50675373]

is this too obvious?

[Anonymous No.50675384]

>>50675373
It's a possibility, not a certainty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfwqg-dJ8fg

[Anonymous No.50675441]

....encoding my new webm now
I tried learning some new techniques for this one, so the quality might not be at the same level you guys expect, but bear with me...

[Anonymous No.50675464]

>>50675441
I hope it's something cute or sexy and not something gross.
I don't like gross things.

[Anonymous No.50675480]

>>50675464
It's kinda gross I guess...

[Anonymous No.50675502]

>>50675480
Too much mouth movement for the speaking scenes, also delusional sentiment. I give it a 7/10 but could be upgraded to a solid 8.5/10 with some more work. Video quality was solid otherwise.

[Anonymous No.50675511]

>>50675362
it really was, holy shit that is way undervalued

[Anonymous No.50675514]

>>50675464
cute feet desu

[Anonymous No.50675516]

Cancel the moratorium on student debt and you'll crush inflation overnight. It's effectively a $400 to $800 monthly stimulus check to the average retard that fell for the college debt meme.

[Anonymous No.50675519]

>>50675373
Yeah, seems a little off. How's this? /NQ to 16000 my brosephs

[Anonymous No.50675520]

>>50674384
How did one old man with dementia beat a recession all on his own?

[Anonymous No.50675522]

>>50675464
whoa, wtfwt in my pants

[Anonymous No.50675529]

>>50675519
That's the best TA I've ever seen? Mind if I steal steal it off you?

[Anonymous No.50675530]

>>50675480
this video will be relevant for all of 3-4 weeks until bear market resumes

[Anonymous No.50675531]

Is Tiktok going to get shitcanned?

[Anonymous No.50675534]

>>50675502
the bulls are back, people want to buy.

[Anonymous No.50675540]

>>50675502
Thanks for the notes, I might make some more tweaks tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50675542]

>>50675531
no lol zoom zooms and millis are addicted to it.

[Anonymous No.50675544]

Happening in the Balkan area, what do we do in case it escalates?

[Anonymous No.50675558]

>>50675544
Pray to shrine of Tito

[Anonymous No.50675564]

>>50675306
To add to that, you can die from the pox even without the visible symptoms. Death in India confirmed that recently.

You could already have it and not realize you caught it airborne or surfaces that gays have touched psychically. Shit just got real.

[Anonymous No.50675566]

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

[Anonymous No.50675581]

>>50675542

I hate China. I hope all their shit is banned. Why the fuck are we sending all our data to China?

[Anonymous No.50675586]

>>50675480
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.50675587]

>>50674450
Oil bros... We finna PUMP

[Anonymous No.50675595]

I have a bad feeling, SIGAsissies. I don't know why, but I can't shake it. I need some hopium STAT. I can feel it. I can feel it. TELL ME I'M JUST BEING IRRATIONAL.

[Anonymous No.50675598]

>>50674450
NET bros WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50675610]

>>50675294
Ramzpaul is based

[Anonymous No.50675625]

>>50675581
what do you mean? every big tech and gov has all are data already, why cry when the damage is done? tik tok lol tik tok. muh modern day trojan horse. works every time. what old is new again. amerisharts lol

[Anonymous No.50675631]

>>50674450
>DKNG
I almost forgot about that pile of shit. I remember arguing with some retard here about how shitty it was back in January.
>ABNB
Literally the American misery index.

[Anonymous No.50675648]

>>50675581
>Why the fuck are we sending all our data to China?
TSLA definitely is as part of their Shanhai deal with the CCP.
BELEEB IT
>>50674450
I forgot that MSTR is on Monday. That is a great short
>but le Boomecoin is le future of le money
Even if I huffed that much glue, MSTR is valued at 3x its BV which is a big deal since almost their entire BV is debt on Boomercoin.

[Anonymous No.50675673]

>>50675625

You think I support GOOG just because they are an American company? Tiktok is first on the chopping block. No need to give data to China.

FB and GOOG should be destroyed next

[Anonymous No.50675700]

>>50675673
based, just gotta burn some server rooms down bruh unless they have them on the moon...

[Anonymous No.50675728]

>>50675587
The age of the tech tranny is over.

[Anonymous No.50675733]

>>50674602
Hahaha thats just piss lmao. Just piss in your tank stupid trucker hahaha

[Anonymous No.50675740]

>>50675595
did the gaysex stop? No
the FDA said that tpoxx is not approved for mpoz, that's literally all they said. We already knew that though and it doesn't mean that it won't get approved. It IS approved in EU and the UK for mpoz and they are also already using it in the US for treating mpoz.
it's just a matter of time before they approve it, if they don't I'm really going to start believing the schizos who are saying this is all part of (((their))) plan

[Anonymous No.50675747]

>>50675480
At least it's on the right side of history.

[Anonymous No.50675757]

kek bobo's so fucked. It's gonna be non stop anal until December

[Anonymous No.50675764]

>>50675530
For the next 3-4 weeks I will be making a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.50675773]

>>50675757
August 12

[Anonymous No.50675779]

>>50675773
What happens on August 12th?

[Anonymous No.50675822]

>>50675779
2 weeks will have passed.

[Anonymous No.50675847]

>>50675822
czeched.

[Anonymous No.50675862]

Uhm, no offense mumus, but the last time we pumped like this was the week before Christmas. Seriously look at the chart it’s eerily similar

[Anonymous No.50675873]

>>50675822
kek

[Anonymous No.50675877]

>>50675822
lmao

[Anonymous No.50675885]

>>50675531

What's hilarious about this is the notion that any US corp could keep anything from the CCP. As though 50% of Chinese employees aren't spies getting paid to send shit back.

[Anonymous No.50675911]

>>50675779
>>50675822
Bravo

[Anonymous No.50675949]

>>50675885

Must add insult to injury with the CCP. Everyone thinks I'm stupid or naive etc etc. Yes I know American big tech is as bad as it gets. But it's time to fire a shot across the bow. CCP is turbo garbage

[Anonymous No.50675982]

>>50675885
>50%
100%. And good luck trying to get them out without being shitcanned from your job for being a racist.

[Anonymous No.50676047]

>>50675502
>Too much mouth movement
You are a pleb. It's channeling Kung Pow.

[Anonymous No.50676118]

Uh oh boilers...

[Anonymous No.50676127]

>>50675862
Yeah, well I was eating minestrone soup the day before that pump and I just ate it again.
Checkmate.

[Anonymous No.50676212]

Is pelosi saving my shorts?

Based?

[Anonymous No.50676218]

>>50676118
>BOIL
>not PEO
Git gud.

[Anonymous No.50676292]

gonna market buy FATH on open
what could go wrong

[Anonymous No.50676324]

SOXL 22 EOD.
SOXL 35 EOW.

[Anonymous No.50676356]

>>50674450
Looking forward to amd to decide to buy that over Nvidia with my last bit of cash. I'll watch sofi because I'm a bagholder and I'd like to see whether I'll ever break even or if I only need to wait 10 years.

[Anonymous No.50676389]

>>50676356
Debating dumping my SOFI bags. Fuck I’m dumb.

[Anonymous No.50676411]

>>50676389
What's your average?

[Anonymous No.50676427]

>>50676411
Near the top

[Anonymous No.50676447]

I need to liquidate some of my stocks. This is an alien experience too me

[Anonymous No.50676482]

[Anonymous No.50676490]

Maybe BTC could create some fomo if they did a 10,000:1 split

[Anonymous No.50676513]

>>50676427
Why not sell an OTM call that's still close enough to bring in a few bucks, chip away at your red while you wait?

[Anonymous No.50676559]

Is it too late to jump onto the SIGA train?

[Anonymous No.50676649]

>>50676559
A shame you missed that flash crash to $13 buy in opportunity on Friday.

[Anonymous No.50676658]

>low ESG outperforms high ESG
Why do people buy ESG stocks?

[Anonymous No.50676678]

>>50676658
Tesla needs to do well, not because I like Elon or his shitty cars but to btfo ESG

[Anonymous No.50676696]

when stock makes a big jump does it always pullback a little?

[Anonymous No.50676709]

Fuuuuuck why didn't I buy more SIGA

[Anonymous No.50676732]

>>50674384
shill me a 10x in one year stock

[Anonymous No.50676769]

>>50675598
I wouldn't mind a bit of a dump so I can accumulate more

[Anonymous No.50676779]

>>50676356
I'm either averaging down on the next SOFI dip or selling for 30% profit at 9.

[Anonymous No.50676853]

>>50676559
Put a buy order in at 15 and forget about it.

[Anonymous No.50676860]

>wanted to see a music festival
>tickets cost about as much to get CKAD certified
>there is literally nothing free or fun for young people
Short music.

[Anonymous No.50676880]

You want to buy SOXL before the open.

[Anonymous No.50676916]

>>50676853
Worked for me on Friday. Didn't expect it to fill desu

[Anonymous No.50676930]

>>50676649
Yeah, I had already written it off until I saw that
>>50676853
Fuck it, I'll do that
I want that gay sex money

[Anonymous No.50676938]

>>50676916
Friday morning I predicted a dip to 17-18. I didn't expect a dip so low with a snap back.
If you look at where it dipped to you can see the lower line of the range.
I think it will dip to 15-16 sometime this week.

[Anonymous No.50676943]

>>50674875
Whoever is selling them the calls or puts that give the fund leverage.

I’ve wondered if ETF houses could fix this by balancing in house against their two opposing funds. But I’m guessing that would be impossible due it being them creating an internal market that is small and could get thrown off balance easily

[Anonymous No.50676950]

>>50676930
It's not a bad play. I'm not doing it, but that's how I'd play it.
Just be patient and you should be able to buy at 15 and sell at 25.

[Anonymous No.50676975]

>>50674932
I’ve been hurt bad holding bears. But I think the leveraged bull funds probably support better due to dividend payouts of the underlying holdings balancing the cost to stay leveraged. I built my own version of a leveraged energy etf in my IBKR account because they have the lowest margin lending rates. If the companies pay enough in dividends, it will offset IBKRs margin lending rate.

[Anonymous No.50676984]

>>50676658
In that study it's ultra low esg, it's mostly coal, weapons and tobaco in the non esg portfolio.

[Anonymous No.50676987]

>>50675017
In theory yes it is. In practice the % is held tight at the 29.5% which also gives the lowest freezing temperature. OEMs are required to have sensors that can detect this %.

[Anonymous No.50676992]

Kek, stop wasting your time anon, just check Yopi Network

>Backed by physical gold
>RPG games with many payout features depending on the desires of the player
>Yopigold pursue price stability by buying physical gold

[Anonymous No.50677008]

Don't waste your time on me, you're already
The voice inside my head

[Anonymous No.50677063]

>>50676992
Shut the fuck up pajeet retard.

[Anonymous No.50677068]

>>50676389
>>50676779
Yeah I'm debating dumping it or just not dca anymore. Gonna move on with funds. Will leave it there and write it off in my mind as a dead company until otherwise.

[Anonymous No.50677070]

>Warren Buffett

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7BUe9ru3cc

[Anonymous No.50677073]

>>50676658
They do it to spend money on political lobbying.

[Anonymous No.50677100]

>>50676732
You see what you gotta do is find some dogshit startup that has been trying to raise money for 15 years but has a new board and buy shares for 0.01

[Anonymous No.50677110]

yall wanna get down on MGAM? ipo'd last week and no options yet low float and can only moon. shit went to 18 pm but back to 15 rn so you might catch a good wave today if you got some spare lunch money boys

[Anonymous No.50677117]

>Record profit
>Everything pumping
>The best placed steel company to an weather energy rise
>Still manages to lose money

Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.50677125]

>Dead mumu posts
>Dead bobo posts
>No crab posts
I think we all know what kind of day we are going to have.

[Anonymous No.50677136]

>>50674419
I shorted crypto shitcoins since like Nov 2021 and made some good gains with 1.5-2x leverage, you just gotta be patient go balls deep and wait. I got lucky because with a bag of shitcoins I caught LUNA for nearly 80% and used all that to short gain and everything dumped. More than doubled my crypto money and I kept it this far at least and I'm out.

Not shorting now though, not as clear and it's only good when the market gives you free money because of the significant risk, when it's not free and easy to tell, say by normalfags and so on, I just long, not a shorting kind of guy myself. I'm just accumulating stuff now.

I briefly had shorts in TSLA and GME as well but I had a stronger long idea long term so I rotated the money. Was down like 50% on TSLA because I shorted at around $850 and it went to $1200, waited until it went around and exited because I already wanted to rotate and realized it was gonna take a long time and my money would be better employed. Made 50% on GME and exited.

Not I'm using the gains to invest long term since I have more ideas and leverage now

[Anonymous No.50677174]

>>50676984
It's this paper.
>What are the consequences of widespread ESG-based portfolio exclusions on the expected returns of firms subject to exclusion? We consider two possible theoretical explanations. 1) Short-term price pressure around the exclusions leading to correction of mispricing going forward. 2) Long term changes in required returns. We use the exclusions of Norwegian Government Pension Fund Global (GPFG -`The Oil Fund') to investigate. GPFG is the world's largest SWF, and its ESG decisions are used as a model for many institutional investors. We construct various portfolios representing the GPFG exclusions. We find that these portfolios have significant superior performance (alpha) relative to a Fama-French five factor model. The sheer magnitude of these excess returns (5\% in annual terms) leads us to conclude that short-term price pressure can not be the only explanation for our results, the excluded firms expected returns must be higher in the longer term.
5% a year is a lot of Fama-French five factor alpha.
https://ssrn.com/abstract=4095395

[Anonymous No.50677199]

fucking Pelosi causing TSMC to dump. I'm not even american and I hate her.

[Anonymous No.50677241]

>>50677068
Individual stocks aren't the problem. The macro is the problem.

[Anonymous No.50677247]

>>50676943
Yeah, they'd be vulnerable to attack by arbitrageurs.

also
>>50674974
Short term trading works, and hedging strategies can make good use of them longer term. If you're rich enough to be unliquidatable you can short with impunity. If you don't need to worry about capital requirements you can short both the corresponding bull and bear versions.

[Anonymous No.50677251]

>>50677199
ON reports today, so it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.50677303]

>>50676658
Some would rather virtue signal than make money, and also because Fink shills them so he can overcharge the virtue signallers for shitty returns.

[Anonymous No.50677309]

The Mother Of All Meltups (M.O.A.M.) is today

[Anonymous No.50677344]

>>50677309
yep, bulls are back baby. and we are buying

[Anonymous No.50677351]

>>50677303
>Fink
That faggot probably did more damage than the government when it comes to investing

[Anonymous No.50677366]

we gunna go to the black line?

[Anonymous No.50677383]

>>50676984
Based

[Anonymous No.50677421]

>>50677366
>buffett
Oil will not be going with you, Buffet is buying all the OXY and CVX he can.

[Anonymous No.50677424]

>>50677366
not with the 10yr under 3%

[Anonymous No.50677434]

>>50677366
>chart only goes to 1990 despite the fact buffet has been trading for like 100 years
kys

[Anonymous No.50677448]

>>50675480
I'm a part time bobo but top kek!

[Anonymous No.50677449]

>>50677351
Dig deeper and you'll find there is little distinction between them.

[Anonymous No.50677468]

>>50677351
That was his plan.

[Anonymous No.50677521]

jfc VRAX went from $29 to $5 on friday

[Anonymous No.50677532]

SI-GA!

SI-GA!

SI-GA!

[Anonymous No.50677539]

There is basically no way Europe doesn't go into a hard recession, the real question is will a European recession drag America and China down with it.

[Anonymous No.50677640]

Yeah, I'm gambling on BBBY

[Anonymous No.50677654]

>>50580412
>>50579326
>I don't crank it to pictures unlike most autists here. I can never be fooled. I only crank it to a specific type of pussy too, that science can not replicate. I will never coom to a tranny on accident or get hard. I always do a pussy inspection before I decide to fap the the video

I'll eat a 3 for free to fool you

[Anonymous No.50677660]

>>50677539
God I hope so. I want epic cheapies..

[Anonymous No.50677673]

You have got to be kidding me. How the fuck is Tesla at 900

[Anonymous No.50677676]

>>50677539
China has it's own recession thanks to the debt bomb finally exploding. The US won't be hit as hard, but it will still get messy.

The good thing for US consumers is that the dollar will get even stronger while china and poorop need to sort their shit.

[Anonymous No.50677684]

SIGA OR SOXL

which will give me better returns this week

[Anonymous No.50677734]

>SIGA can’t stay over 19

How over is it?

[Anonymous No.50677748]

>>50677676
Crazy thing is I haven’t seen a price drop in a lot of foreign goods. I work in home theater installations and the foreign speakers and electronics are not any cheaper. Haven’t seen much benefit from a strong dollar

[Anonymous No.50677763]

>>50677654
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.50677767]

>>50677734
not yet

[Anonymous No.50677769]

>>50677748
>Selling chink A/V equipment out of white van in a shady parking lot
Based and scampilled

[Anonymous No.50677797]

Today I predict that the price of shares in several companies will change throughout the day

[Anonymous No.50677804]

>>50677673
Tesla is the next aapl

[Anonymous No.50677842]

>>50674450
OXY STOR LEU KTOS LILA, in that order

[Anonymous No.50677843]

KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE BURGERS
CHINA IS IN CHARGE NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGECDFKcNhU

BUY BABA

[Anonymous No.50677860]

>>50677843
would be funny if they arrested her

[Anonymous No.50677868]

>>50677797
Pepeadamus

[Anonymous No.50677876]

>>50677860
some time in reeducation camp would serve her right

[Anonymous No.50677895]

>>50677876
my guess is she won't go to taiwan and it'll be another boring nothingburger. US will back down.

[Anonymous No.50677899]

>>50677748
>Haven’t seen much benefit from a strong dollar
Because your economy is collapsing.

[Anonymous No.50677902]

>>50677895
yeah and her husband will have bought the china dip

[Anonymous No.50677907]

>>50677843
>baba
I get 'namflashbacks just reading the ticker

[Anonymous No.50677917]

Stonks, stinks or crab today?

[Anonymous No.50677922]

>>50676987
I know for a fact and from experience you can just piss in the DEF tank and it'll run. Unless you're on some 2022 year model fuckshit it will work, and if you are driving a brand fucking new shitbox and run out of anything you're a goddamn idiot or working for goddamned idiots. Period. Just fucking piss in the tank.

[Anonymous No.50677927]

>>50675480
how do you make these?

[Anonymous No.50677934]

>>50674963
No one is reading that wall of text

[Anonymous No.50677951]

SOXL to the mooon sisters :)

[Anonymous No.50677954]

Buddy chek the Siga Computers Technology Pre market

[Anonymous No.50677987]

while you niggers were laughing friday saying that SIGA is over and we got rugpulled I doubled my position because I in fact am not retarded.
Witness me while I earn more money in a day than you will waging for a month

[Anonymous No.50677990]

>>50677917
stocks can't launch unless DXY falls, and while everyone screeches about taiwan, pelosi is actually on the sales circuit for IPEF https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-Pacific_Economic_Framework to get these places spending their dollars again

[Anonymous No.50678002]

>>50676860
>oh nooo I have to spend $2-400 on an extremely fun music festival I will probably never forget
If you can’t afford to spend a couple hundred on a fun music event a couple times a year why are you even on this board?

[Anonymous No.50678010]

GeoVax is up 50% pre market lmao

[Anonymous No.50678027]

Guys...

Amazon just laid off over 100k warehouse workers.

https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/amazon-cuts-100000-employees-workforce-single-quarter

Good god, this shit is looking REAL bad. If a trillion dollar company had to do that, then...we are not heading for a recession. Its a depression.

[Anonymous No.50678039]

>>50677951
What do you plan to do qith that gigantic pill there bobo?

[Anonymous No.50678047]

Also why are my oil bags shitting the bed? Who said what this time?

[Anonymous No.50678048]

>>50678027
Actually bullish according to clown world rules

[Anonymous No.50678055]

>>50677987

[Anonymous No.50678056]

the bear cope this week will be delicious

[Anonymous No.50678057]

>>50678027
>work in a cage and piss in bottles
>takes you 45 minutes to walk to your workstation, 45 mins to leave at end of shift
>get laid off

Oh no no no wagiebros…

[Anonymous No.50678064]

>>50678027
Oh look, bobos scrambling to find any headline in the hopes it will trigger a sell off. Pathetic, really

[Anonymous No.50678066]

>>50678048
Bullish for humanity, bearish for the entirety of the rest of the markets.

[Anonymous No.50678074]

>>50678002
That shit was like 20 bucks 40 years ago you fucking jew.

[Anonymous No.50678073]

>>50678010
holy shit I almost forgot I also had this gem
thanks to that anon who suggested this one. Already +130% on this meme

[Anonymous No.50678081]

>>50677117
sold this last week because I realised the dividend is just once a year lol

[Anonymous No.50678087]

>>50678002
>extremely fun music festival I will probably never forget
I have been in a mass panic before and I'll never forget that for sure

[Anonymous No.50678115]

>>50678010
Of course smg picks the wrong monkey stock lmao classic

[Anonymous No.50678118]

>>50678074
Yeah and beer was $1 a case too what’s your point? Music festivals are immune from inflation? Yeah they’re probably jewing people a bit, maybe they could be a little cheaper, but I’m not poor so who cares

[Anonymous No.50678128]

Apple is tanking futures

[Anonymous No.50678135]

>>50678027
by the time they need to hire again, they'll replace those people with machines.

[Anonymous No.50678145]

>>50678128
Thats funny I figured itd be AMZN, they had the bad earnings

[Anonymous No.50678149]

>>50678115
>Wrong monkey stock
Not if you're a fatass paid shill that likes to flash his cock when he isn't pushing companies that prop up larger 'tutes margin bags with retard fomo.

[Anonymous No.50678153]

>>50678087
comped

[Anonymous No.50678164]

Oil bros, why are we dumping again?

[Anonymous No.50678168]

Is GOVX even monkepoo? I thought they made something for Marburg

[Anonymous No.50678171]

Meds

[Anonymous No.50678178]

>>50678118
20 bucks 40 years ago would be $61.41 after inflation, retard. $400 is 6.5 times higher than the inflation adjusted price.

[Anonymous No.50678208]

>>50675464
n-nakadashi

[Anonymous No.50678241]

Did you enjoy Friday's fake and gay pump?

[Anonymous No.50678253]

>>50678241
oh yes indeed! but frankly not as much as I enjoy today's pump. Tesla calls up 40% already kek

[Anonymous No.50678256]

Uh Mumubros... I thought the bull market was back...

[Anonymous No.50678275]

Oh no the self hating burgers betting against their own country are waking up

[Anonymous No.50678309]

>dumb niggers waking up thinking -0.3% is crash now
Shut the fuck up. I'm overall bearish on entirety of US but you faggots being euphoric over less than half a percent is ridiculous considering last pumps.

[Anonymous No.50678329]

And hour more until I'm no longer bored

[Anonymous No.50678340]

wtf was going on on soxl? it pumped and dumped PM like a shitcoink8tw4v

[Anonymous No.50678343]

>>50675480
*Claps*

[Anonymous No.50678372]

oh hi GOVX

[Anonymous No.50678456]

>SIGA giving up almost all of its premarket gains

Prove to me it isn't over for this pnd bioshit

[Anonymous No.50678497]

>>50678027
incredibly bullish, next quarter's earnings will be even higher.

[Anonymous No.50678508]

Holy FUCK why didn't I buy GOVX

[Anonymous No.50678516]

lol. lmao, even

[Anonymous No.50678518]

>>50678456
school is starting soon and everyone thinks its the first std in human history that you can get on your hands.

[Anonymous No.50678522]

>>50678309
>I'm totally bearish but also the market isn't going down guise
Well I'm 100% bullish but the pump is over

[Anonymous No.50678524]

>>50678456
Still $1.35 above Friday's close. +7.5%.

[Anonymous No.50678542]

FNGD is a piece of shit

[Anonymous No.50678545]

>it's not crashing haha SPX > 4100 forever

[Anonymous No.50678563]

polosi must have bought vix calls

>*PELOSI TO LAND TAIWAN TUE NIGHT, MEET LAWMAKERS WED

[Anonymous No.50678568]

>>50677100
i once found one and really were about to buy it but than i thought its just too unlikely and a waste of money and now it 15xed

[Anonymous No.50678578]

>>50678516
The fuck happened to all their cash? It was as much as a tier 1 bank.

[Anonymous No.50678583]

>>50678545
blah blah blah, all I'm hearing is bobo is a gay retard. It's healthy for markets to experience a pull back after rallying 13% in a month. We'll be ATH by the end of quarter.

[Anonymous No.50678586]

>>50678563
It's over sell everything

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50678587]

>>50678518
>inb4 Democrats use this to shut everything down and send out hundreds of millions of unsolicited mail in ballots

[Anonymous No.50678593]

>>50678518


10% Mortality is this real??????

[Anonymous No.50678596]

NEXT
>>50678594
>>50678594
>>50678594

[Anonymous No.50678598]

Let's see if the paper tiger has any bite.

[Anonymous No.50678602]

>>50678563
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.50678615]

>>50678508
HOLY FUCK, I DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT WHEN THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT IT. FUCK MY LIFE FUCKKKKKKK

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50678622]

>>50678563
i really hope this cunt starts ww3, we are missing the window to teach these fucking zoomers how to have some fucking respect for the country

[Anonymous No.50678626]

>>50678518
>first std in human history that you can get on your hands.
Thats not an STD then, retard

[Anonymous No.50678639]

>>50678626
I bet you shake hands with woman you're not married to.

[Anonymous No.50678654]

>>50678583
>it's a healthy dump
>i-it's not the top, it's the new bottom
>SPX 5000 anytime now
lmao

[Anonymous No.50678666]

>>50676709
It’s up 8% from Friday close, which it was already up 8% in the after market. So it hasn’t really moved since Friday close yet. Might want to wait

[Anonymous No.50680055]

meanwhile PLTR keeps going up

[Anonymous No.50680939]

Based God-Emperor Biden brings down gas prices by tweeting alone. Watch this madman walk on water shitskins! Cucks BTFO again!