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50659274 No.50659274 [Reply] [Original]

Welp, the condom broke.
What am I in for, financially speaking?

>> No.50659289

>>50659274
bro what does it feel like and are there like bags of sand

>> No.50659290
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>> No.50659303

>>50659274
You're in for being a larping faggot, fuck you

>> No.50659304

>>50659274
+50lbs and sex once a year. GZ OP.

>> No.50659307

The greatest investment of your life.

But how did you not notice it broke?

>> No.50659357

>>50659274
the greatest adventure of your life

>> No.50659369

>>50659274
I was just wondering what i would do if this happened. We gotta figure out how to get this money bros. Also get a DNA test, just to be sure.

>> No.50659387
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not alot OP since it probably broke in your BFs ass

fucking faggot thread

>> No.50659399
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>>50659274
testicular cancer, next question?

>> No.50659435

>>50659274
Short term hell, but supporting a family is what forces 99% of successful people to man the fuck up and make something of themselves.

>>50659307
Probably too focused on cooming to care in the moment.

>> No.50659446

>>50659399
i hope you have insurance and dont live in the US op otherwise you're completely fucked financially speaking.

>> No.50659490

>>50659446
just have her shit it out in the bathtub free and easy clean up

>> No.50659509

>>50659490
what? the testicular cancer?

>> No.50659529
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>>50659274
>condom broke
Is that what she told you?

>> No.50659536

>>50659435
lmao no not really>>50659435
>Probably too focused on cooming to care in the momen
i never come in a woman at all even if shes on BC and im wearing a condom. 0.000001% chance is not worth it

>> No.50659547

>>50659274
idk to be happy and start a family i guess
never understood why ppl treat a child as death of life unless u absolutely hate the women u fucked

>> No.50659548

>>50659536
Go home Jack Murphy, you're drunk again.

>> No.50659551
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50659551

>>50659274
As of five years ago, so it’s a higher number now

>> No.50659556

>>50659274
]v[onkeypox is not expensive just get 4 or 5 vaccines.

>> No.50659859

>>50659274
You can't impregnate a man, anon
Now go back and pumping that femboy of yours

>> No.50659875

What an obscene retard you'd have to be to use condoms rather than the pullout method for avoiding preganancy.

>> No.50659900

>>50659274
anon, that is a covid test. you are positive for covid. Take the pink end and stick it up your anus to administer the built in vaccine. cheers.

>> No.50659935

>>50659274
Get a dna test

>> No.50659999

>>50659875
or you just fuck em in the ass

>> No.50660005

>>50659274
Should have gotten vaccinated.

>> No.50660064

>>50659999
May as well fuck dudes at that point.

>> No.50660083

>>50659399
so wait can i just piss on a pregnancy test once in a while instead of feeling my balls?

>> No.50660086
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50660086

>>50659435
You should name your kid Biz.

>> No.50660101

>>50659274
You are in for the time of your life. Now be a fucking man and perform your sacred God given duty of being a father. Anyone that tries to tell you having a kid isn't the greatest experience in life is a full of shit incel.

>> No.50660131

>been with gf for 2 years
>have not cum in her once even though she's on birth control
All you do is don't cum in a girl, its as easy as that. I used to cum in my ex gf all the time but i was really taking a risk with that, the older i've gotten the more careful i'm being.

>> No.50660156

>>50659307
If you are inexperienced at sex you don't connect the slightly different feeling with it having broken, I didn't notice the first time it happened to me, after that I always did.

>> No.50660157

>>50660131
>using birth control
>All you do is don't cum in a girl
>not condom
Use the condom, anon. You can cum as much as you want inside your gf without worrying about getting your lil monster in the next 9 months

>> No.50660253

>>50660064
my quads don't lie

>> No.50660260

>>50659274
I recently learned you can use pregnancy tests for detecting testicular cancer

>> No.50660261

>>50659274
chestfeeding from birthgivers into a cyberpunk (((dystopia)))

>> No.50660330

>>50659274
>associating with w*men this day and age
You're in deep shit regardless

>> No.50660448

>>50660157
sex with a condom is literally worse than just fapping yourself. Ever since my fiance went on BC years ago, the only time we use a condom is if she took it late or if she was feeling sick so there would be a chance it would have fucked up as a result.

Sex is literally not worth it if you're wearing a condom.

>> No.50660469
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>>50659551
Bullshit. That pic is full of shit.
>food: they eat the same fucking thing you do
>clothes: hand me downs and old clothes for babies, Walmart sells cheap shirts for kids. They don't need to wear name brand shit
>education: nigger, it's free in the US and they can take out loans for college if they are going for a STEM degree. If not, they shouldn't go to college as it's a scam anyway.
>transportation: what even is this? School bus, nigga. Otherwise get a bike and a helmet lol.

>> No.50660491

>>50659274
Profit. Teach your kid to grow and harvest weed from a young age, and code phone games from adolescence. You will have a net-profit producing asset in no time.

>> No.50660508

>>50659551
This nigga buying a separate house for their kid.

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>>50659274

Well if you were smart and only fucked women that you would want to have children with, then you will at least have a child you want.

>> No.50660515

Get a dna test

>> No.50660558

I’m 19 and fuck my gf half and half I don’t even give a fuck if I have a kid I like them anyways. My friend used to fuck the ceo of Perry’s ice creams daughter without a condom but they broke up before she got pregnant. He could be worth like 20m if he married and divorced but he’s working at a nursing home lol.

>> No.50660591

>>50660469
and then he wonders why his kid grows up a walmart greeter with middling intelligence and 3 kids by 22.

>> No.50660606

>>50660469
>>50659551
I've consistently heard from people on the internet that raising kids is cheaper than it's made out to be by the media. Even though they broke it down as much as they did, I have no idea how they got the numbers that they did. I mean how the fuck does a 16-17 year old cost almost twice as much as a 0-2 year old?
And what this makes me think of is all of the talk about minimum wage. If you listened to CNN and twitter about the minimum wage in america you'd think that mcwagies were living in holes in the walls and eating rice for every meal. I remember as a college dropout working 40 hours a week an minimum felt like I had cash to burn, it was such a mind-fuck because I'd been brought up my whole life by the media i consumed to think that the minimum wage was stupidly low, but that just didn't match up with reality. the fact that it's the same case with kids isn't surprising at all.
Thank you for reading my blog post.

>> No.50660608

>>50659290
Kek

>> No.50660773

>>50659274
You might have to buy a new condom.

OR, and hear me out on this, you visit /DIY/ and save yourself some dosh.

>> No.50660803

>>50659274
>What am I in for, financially speaking?

you were ruined the moment you gave a woman attention

>> No.50660808

The best years of your life.

>> No.50660812

>>50659274
> What am I in for, financially speaking?

Parental gene test is not so expensive. 50-50 chance it is not yours.

>> No.50660832

>>50660591
Asians and jews raise their kids dirt cheap, and they go to college for free on scholarships.

>> No.50660863

>>50659357
Pray for a son. I am cursed with daughters and it is hell my friend. They are bullies. As for $ cost. As long as the mom stays home with them the costs are minimal. Say goodbye to any life you had. It is indeed a journey that more people should experience but you must have some selflessness to appreciate it. Good luck. A lot will depend on the mom and how much responsibility she is willing to take on so that you can continue to work and get sleep.

>> No.50660900

>>50660808
As a parent of 2 this is so not true. It is by far the worst years of my life. But I hope it’s a mid to longterm investment.

>> No.50660907

Invest in a paternity test.

>> No.50661031

>>50659274
If you want to reverse that shit kindly suggest she take her boosters, thank me later.

>> No.50661071

>>50660900
the idea is that your kids will take care of you when you're old and useless unless of course they put you in a retirement home.

>> No.50661096

>>50659536
>i never come in a woman at all
Damn dude

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50661347

>>50660083
a fuckin pparently, never thought of this kek

>> No.50661928

After the birth, 12 months of thinking ‘wtf is this boring sack of flesh’ then, when they start interacting properly and getting a personality, ‘oh shit, this is what unconditional love feels like’.

Unless you’re a complete phaggot, you’ll love it

>> No.50661956

>>50659274
check government to see how much family aid you can get

>> No.50661965

Don't worry bro, I tested negative for Covid after few days.

>> No.50661968

>>50659551
this is utter bullshit.

is 230k for college, yeah?

>> No.50661975

you know you can heal pregnancy.

>> No.50661984

>>50661968
>not including the annual cost of college!
>$45,370 private
>20,000 public

>> No.50662052

>>50659551
This infography was put together by a jew. To scare the goys from having kids because its “too expensive” and the permanently debased FIAT currency is better used to consoom.

>> No.50662055

>>50660156
I think I broke one when this prostitute was riding me still after her 1 hour alarm went off, she wouldn't even speak to me afterwards though. Too bad

>> No.50662057

>>50659274
its probably not even yours

>> No.50662062

>>50659274
a world of hurt
>t. got babytrapped by a 21yo chav

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a golem

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>>50659274
>yet another 1PBTID "financially speaking" off-topic shit thread
why is it that /biz/ always gets spammed the most on sundays?

>> No.50662069

>>50660131
>he doesn't force his gf to get an IUD so he cum in her rent-free
ngmi

>> No.50662077

>>50661928
This was me to a T.

Absolute detachment at first (9-10 months?), then started to feel the unexplainable love wash over me.

I used to think dads who talked about this were faggots. Now I understand. You have to live it to know.

>> No.50662087

>>50659274
Why do people even use condoms? Just tell her to take the pill.

>> No.50662121

>>50660591
>3 kids by 22
You make it sound like this a bad thing

>> No.50662153

>>50662087
thats hormonaly fucked and unnatural

>> No.50662164

>>50662153
No one cares roastie, I'm here to fuck and cum inside you. As a side note, you know prolonged usage of condoms can cause cancer too, right?

>> No.50662168

>>50659274
0, just do a runner

>> No.50662411
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>>50660101
>be me
>be free
>be you
>be enslaved by a crotch goblin
>be unable to see this because of the sunken cost fallacy
>i HaVe A kId AnD tHaTs WhAt LiFe Is AlL AbOuT

>> No.50662423

>>50659274
you will be broke just like the condom

>> No.50662474

>>50659551
>You obviously can't afford to have a child! They cost a gorillian dollars in the first year alone! No no no, better that you do the responsible thing and never have kids. We know it's literally what you were built to do, and yes yes it's true that you will only find true happiness in the selflessness of living a simple life dedicated to others, but think about climate change! And what about the housing situation?! No, better you just figure out happiness for yourself and leave having kids to the ultra-wealthy and niggers who don't give a fuck.
Anti-child is a reddit opinion. Post nose you fucking cuck.

>> No.50662599

>>50659274
You're a chill normie Chad with a masters degree and rich parents so you'll be fine