/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.50618908]

Mumu - Apparent Winner Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA- Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV- Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews- Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

>>50617842

[Anonymous No.50618926]

Bears dont get to cum

[Anonymous No.50618941]

Stop pumping even though they raised interest rates you subhumans

[Anonymous No.50618942]

A new bull market is born
Everyone say "HELLO MR LITTLE BULL"

[Anonymous No.50618947]

>>50618926
bears spent the last 6 months cumming all over your face

[Anonymous No.50618948]

Yeah, but after adjusting for inflation, AMZN is only up like 1.4%.

[Anonymous No.50618949]

You bet against America and you lost.

Apologize.

[Anonymous No.50618953]

>a recession means we're in a bull market

[Anonymous No.50618956]

When this turns around, I am going to become such a massive dickhead to all the "bulls" in this thread that I'll probably get banned for it.

[Anonymous No.50618958]

I'm officially a mumu

[Anonymous No.50618964]

this is truly a summer bullrun, all in until september

[Anonymous No.50618965]

FOMO into SIGA twice- crashes both times after. Fuck this Gay shit.

[Anonymous No.50618968]

So Amazon leaked? It says it doesn't start until 4:30

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50618969]

>>50618926
thats what you think
tomorrow is blackest ni**erest friday of the year for the stock market screenshot this post

[Anonymous No.50618971]

>>50618926
I do. I bought INTC puts. Next week I’ll convert it to shares when the div yield hits 4%

[Anonymous No.50618980]

>>50618941
Why would interest rates matter? I don't buy stocks with my credit card lol

[Anonymous No.50618990]

my shittel bags

[Anonymous No.50618989]

>>50618968
Amazon is out dumb fuck, it got 2 billion more than expected. Problem is, it's a trillion dollar company and it missed EPS.

[Anonymous No.50618991]

with SOXL, you can really turbo charge your gains!

[Anonymous No.50618994]

>>50618926
they do if they went short on roku.
>>50618968
Thats the call not the results. Results are out.

[Anonymous No.50618995]

>>50618942
haha bring him here so I can pet him

[Anonymous No.50619001]

When is apple earnings?

[Anonymous No.50619002]

>>50618968
Earnings report happens before earnings call dude.

[Anonymous No.50619007]

>>50618956
sure thing buddy, you'll get them eventually!

[Anonymous No.50619014]

It just keeps going.

[Anonymous No.50619022]

Cathie Wood inverse ETF when?

[Anonymous No.50619024]

BOISE CASCADE CHADS WHERE WE AT?

[Anonymous No.50619026]

STOP PUMPING YOU FUCKERS. JUST LET IT BOTTOM

[Anonymous No.50619030]

>>50619007
Be sure to leave a name so I can respond you specifically, then. What should I call you when it's time to check back in on how our amazing economy is going, anon?

[Anonymous No.50619031]

Apple's having a warm up pump while it waits for the actual one.

[Anonymous No.50619038]

>>50618908
Non siga holders keep seething.

[Anonymous No.50619040]

>>50619001
https://finance.yahoo.com/calendar/earnings/?symbol=AAPL says 4PM. So there's probably a call in 15 minutes.

[Anonymous No.50619041]

>vix super low
>actual price action is swings of 10% in literally minutes

seriously what the fuck

[Anonymous No.50619044]

>>50619022
It's called SARK, anon

[Anonymous No.50619046]

>>50619022
Already exists. SARK.

[Anonymous No.50619048]

Big basket: +4.5% today
Smol baket: +10.5% today

Still down about $900 for the month... two days to make it back or I join the army

[Anonymous No.50619052]

fucking hate when i FOMO fuck you SIGA now I have to sell it again to get better position. But it will moon all day then ill buiy and it will crash again. Each buy it fucking crashed

[Anonymous No.50619054]

When are semiconductors finally going to break out? I kind of can't believe the amount of fud they've gotten this year

[Anonymous No.50619055]

>>50619041
Democrats gain power and the entire thing turns into a scam because they have contempt for independent markets anyway.

[Anonymous No.50619056]

When exactly is AAPL reporting?

[Anonymous No.50619059]

>>50618991
t-thanks intel

[Anonymous No.50619063]

>>50619052
Buy and hold retard.

[Anonymous No.50619067]

>>50618956
you okay BOBO?

[Anonymous No.50619069]

im telling you aapl missing is super fucking bullish i fucking told you

[Anonymous No.50619070]

>>50619056
Soon. Waiting on it now. Just put on cnbc desu. They pop up results immediately.

[Anonymous No.50619071]

>>50619056
4:30
https://earningswhispers.com/calendar

[Anonymous No.50619073]

>>50619046
>>50619044
That's fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.50619075]

I'm going to laugh so so hard if AAPL has a miss.

[Anonymous No.50619080]

>>50619075
Why? It's not going to dump lol

[Anonymous No.50619081]

SOXS shits you beclown yourselves

[Anonymous No.50619084]

>>50619022
Idk but Cramer was bullish on BHC and it was the 2nd hardest drop in the market at -41% today kek

[Anonymous No.50619085]

>>50619041
>swings of 10% in literally minutes
to the upside...

[Anonymous No.50619086]

>>50619030
no one cares about your $500 worth of puts

[Anonymous No.50619099]

>>50618956
please do - but permabears suck also, fake sentiment to make this place unreadable - this place will fuck u up, i need to just leave

[Anonymous No.50619101]

Holy fuck I almost bought INTC today. Thank god I didn't.

[Anonymous No.50619107]

>>50619075
AMZN had a big miss and is +11% now

[Anonymous No.50619109]

>>50619054
SOXL has literally climbed from low $11s to high $18s in the last month, semis are popping off right now (not intel).

[Anonymous No.50619112]

>TQQQ
Are... are we back??

[Anonymous No.50619115]

>>50619048
>going from one scam to another
ngmi

[Anonymous No.50619122]

>>50619107
Anon, US had a big miss and is up bigly now.

[Anonymous No.50619126]

>>50619080
I mean yeah, I know that nothing in this world will make the market behave rationally while our socialist regime full of fascist assholes is trying to procure through midterms, but I'm still going to laugh at everyone acting like this isn't a recession when the entire world is taking a massive shit and inflation is 11 fucking percent.

[Anonymous No.50619129]

>>50619081
im only down 20%
post bags

[Anonymous No.50619133]

>Still holding SQQQ
>Not too worried because everything else is up and I sold some socks on Redbubble
It all evens out.

[Anonymous No.50619131]

>>50619109
SOXL is gonna collapse tomorrow with intel dump.

[Anonymous No.50619136]

>SIGA afterhours

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50619139]

Reminder these AAPL earnings will show the recent numbers after releasing their redesigned most sold computer ever, the M2 MacBook air

[Anonymous No.50619138]

>>50619112
It's Joever. JPow got his soft landing. They actually did it.

[Anonymous No.50619140]

>>50619070
No access to CNBC here.
>>50619071
ty anon.

[Anonymous No.50619142]

Amazon's earnings are fake and gay. There's no way they managed to cut such a huge quantum of opex with such broad inflation across the economy. There's some Enron tier Arthur Anderson level of jewish book-kikery going on.

[Anonymous No.50619141]

>>50619107
it didn't miss harder so that's bullish :)

[Anonymous No.50619148]

>>50619126
europe will be first to eat shit and it will be painful. Imagine getting laid off during the winter while russia cucks your gas supply

[Anonymous No.50619150]

>>50619122
I know my shorts are fucking underwater because of this clown market

[Anonymous No.50619151]

>>50619112
We were never gone.

[Anonymous No.50619155]

>>50619138
this is just a bounce before the final crash

[Anonymous No.50619161]

Chermiex is also for monkeyaids but nobody wants them. SAD FACE.

[Anonymous No.50619163]

>>50619075
No way Apple misses today

[Anonymous No.50619167]

>>50619142
Probably shifting monies around like what they did with rivian.

[Anonymous No.50619171]

I am the only moron losing money after buying SIGA... fuck this worthless piece of shit

[Anonymous No.50619174]

BUDDY LOOK AT INTEL COMPUTER (unironically)

[Anonymous No.50619173]

>>50619129
You didn't watch
You didn't learn

[Anonymous No.50619181]

>>50619140
>No access to CNBC here.
>https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

[Anonymous No.50619190]

HERE WE COME
WALKING DOWN THE STREET
GET THE FUNNIEST LOOKS FROM
EVERYONE WE MEET

[Anonymous No.50619191]

AMZN still powering higher

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50619194]

>>50619142
most of the pump is gonna get sold off when apple dumps anyway

[Anonymous No.50619197]

>>50619173
uhh thats not how you donate to israel you fucking antisemi

[Anonymous No.50619198]

>>50619161
Doesn't it fuck up your liver worse than chugging a gallon of moonshine?

[Anonymous No.50619201]

>>50619181
Neat!
ty

[Anonymous No.50619206]

You may have not bought SOXL or SIGA, but at least you didn't buy Roku...right bros?

[Anonymous No.50619210]

>>50619194
Apple is going to have horrible earnings and then pump 8%.
Watch.

[Anonymous No.50619212]

>those intel earnings
oof

[Anonymous No.50619211]

>>50619174
oh no no no
>almost down 11%
I thought they were gonna benefit from a multi billion jew- I mean government bill.

[Anonymous No.50619214]

>>50619171
This is your portfolio on SIGA my dude.
It didn't even go fast, just casually liquidated everything and watched the green slowly march up all week bruv.

Stop thinking and just fucking buy it. Also
>afterhours
lol
lmao even
volume my dude. Nobody is selling.

[Anonymous No.50619217]

>>50619206
Nah I bought 100 TLRY at 3.35.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50619223]

>>50619210
well then just melt up with it not really a big deal

[Anonymous No.50619224]

Apple soon!!!

>>50619201
Hopefully it works. No idea.

[Anonymous No.50619227]

>Government does the CHIPS bill or whatever the fuck
>INTC still crashes
Any of you Israeli shills still want to promote that or do you just want to join the AMD gang?

[Anonymous No.50619233]

[Anonymous No.50619232]

Time to buy?

[Anonymous No.50619236]

Apple report t-4 minutes

[Anonymous No.50619247]

>>50619227
Kek. Intel said large income drops as they built out the new factory the chips act is pushing for. 5 years of reduced income. Pretty awful investment desu.

[Anonymous No.50619249]

>>50619232
how will peloosi impact tech when she invades taiwan

[Anonymous No.50619253]

>>50619236
Fuck I hope they crash this market. I have 5 shares of SQQQ at 45 dollars and I’m holding out for a crash

[Anonymous No.50619258]

>>50619249
Xi will shoot her plane down. It's already priced in.

[Anonymous No.50619259]

>>50619232
>she still owns 50 NVDA call options
GODDAMN IT
She got you to fomo
Then shit on your head
and now she's gonna make her money back while tailgaters get liquidated.

Truly the best congressperson?

[Anonymous No.50619262]

>>50619233
>wbd
Glad I offed that soon as T cast it aside

[Anonymous No.50619267]

>>50619232
God, I wish I was such a whale people copycat traded me. I'd make so many retard moves to dunk on everyone.

[Anonymous No.50619268]

>>50619249
>she invades taiwan
Now that would be spicy. We setup a base or two overnight, same as China did in the Spratlys. Dare them to attack.

[Anonymous No.50619270]

>>50619197
kek

[Anonymous No.50619273]

>>50619253
>5 shares
Literally why even bother

[Anonymous No.50619278]

>>50619227
Good.
FUCK Intel.

[Anonymous No.50619284]

TODAY IS THE BIGGEST DAY FOR EARNINGS IN OVER A DECADE COMPANIES WORTH OVER $10 TRILLION USD ARE REPORTING EARNINGS TODAY.

[Anonymous No.50619285]

>>50619259
Yeah don't you just love the play? Take a 300k loss as a nice write off for the year and then pass a bill that is literally designed to pump your bags. Pure genius.

[Anonymous No.50619287]

Post Pelosi's portfolio.
Or at the very least her gigantic guido tits.

[Anonymous No.50619290]

>>50619253
>your average /smg/ investor

[Anonymous No.50619293]

>>50619284
so will it crash tomorrow or are we in a permanent monkey market?

[Anonymous No.50619297]

>>50619214
IDK feel like a correction is coming I know I got in late but fuck this is brutal i may need to sell and get in a better position.

[Anonymous No.50619298]

>>50619262
wish i had done the same. i ended up losing my T to a pump on some covered calls, and stuck with the WBD that halved in value since the spinoff

[Anonymous No.50619300]

>>50619232
so she sold the shares but is still longing NVDA. But she's so good at trading that she always makes huge amounts of money. Its best to copy her

[Anonymous No.50619303]

[Anonymous No.50619308]

>>50619259
Is NVDA even getting any gibs? I think it's Intel.

[Anonymous No.50619309]

AAAAH WTFWT

[Anonymous No.50619312]

>>50619287

[Anonymous No.50619314]

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[Anonymous No.50619316]

>>50619300
You can't copy her trades exactly, she doesn't have to report her moves until like a month after she did them.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50619317]

if you bought calls yesterday like i told you it was an easy win

[Anonymous No.50619320]

>AAPL!!!

[Anonymous No.50619323]

OOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50619324]

Kneel.

[Anonymous No.50619328]

I kneel

[Anonymous No.50619329]

>aapl makes a new low and high within the same second

jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.50619331]

There it is bobo, AAPL.
shhhhhh, I know, I know, but you can rest now
It's all over

[Anonymous No.50619334]

Is that it? Bear market over?

[Anonymous No.50619341]

>>50619324
Based Tim Apple saving the market.

[Anonymous No.50619342]

>>50619316
when did she sell her nvda stock then?

[Anonymous No.50619351]

why did soxl dump there after hours?

[Anonymous No.50619353]

80% of the time I have no idea why I even buy shit. I just feel like it. I'm losing on these trades most of the times. It's not even 50/50, it's worse than luck. The other 20% are the trades I actually do dd on and it works most of the time. I'm up on the year thanks to a minimum on big trades that I invested time in. Yet I can't stop the compulsive gambling that is only losing me money. I hate myself.

[Anonymous No.50619355]

>>50619328
>$AAPL SHARES HALTED PENDING NEWS OF $SIGA BUYOUT
$AAPL SHARES HALTED PENDING NEWS OF $SIGA BUYOUT
>$AAPL SHARES HALTED PENDING NEWS OF $SIGA BUYOUT
$AAPL SHARES HALTED PENDING NEWS OF $SIGA BUYOUT
>$AAPL SHARES HALTED PENDING NEWS OF $SIGA BUYOUT
$AAPL SHARES HALTED PENDING NEWS OF $SIGA BUYOUT
>$AAPL SHARES HALTED PENDING NEWS OF $SIGA BUYOUT
$AAPL SHARES HALTED PENDING NEWS OF $SIGA BUYOUT

[Anonymous No.50619359]

lol who the fuck would go out and buy more iphones in this economy lmao

[Anonymous No.50619362]

>>50619324
>>50619328
>>50619329
>>50619331
>>50619341

AAPL faggots are all faggots

[Anonymous No.50619363]

>>50619329
Pics?

[Anonymous No.50619365]

>inb4 "we expected even better" dump

[Anonymous No.50619366]

>>50619334
Yeah pretty much. All the large tech companies did better than expected and some even beat. Aths by eoy.
>>50619351
Intel.

[Anonymous No.50619367]

>>50619334
Yep. Unless a major event bring everything back down its going fly for awhile.

[Anonymous No.50619372]

>>50619314
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[Anonymous No.50619373]

>>50619351
INTC crapped the bed with there usual pozzed shit

[Anonymous No.50619376]

how can fucking Timothy Apple beat with literal china lockdown for months

[Anonymous No.50619379]

>up 1.7%
woah somebody halt this thing

[Anonymous No.50619380]

AAPL 160c won’t print. Should have gone with the 158

[Anonymous No.50619382]

BULL BROS

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE SURVIVED THE BEAR MARKET I HOPE YOU SLURPED THE BOTTOM

[Anonymous No.50619385]

>>50619359
Me nigga

[Anonymous No.50619386]

>>50619351
Intel whiffed.

>>50619353
Guess what you're doing for the next 2 hours? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue7iMBfwkr8

[Anonymous No.50619388]

Who else here haven't sold their UVXY yet?

[Anonymous No.50619392]

>>50619359
literally every normie
they would rather die than not be on tiktok

[Anonymous No.50619394]

>>50619362
I'm no applefag, but I made a little bit on them last summer. They're definitely a bellweather for this whole shit show, however.

[Anonymous No.50619398]

>>50619363
bad earnings - bullish
good earnings - bullish
everyone is fucking bullish
so the question is
who is selling? because someone has to sell to a buyer in order for a trade to transact.

[Anonymous No.50619399]

Either Apple and Amazon are committing fucking fraud or consumers are taking on more and more debt for discretionary spending. Either way it's a ticking time bomb and we continue to kick the can down the road.

[Anonymous No.50619401]

>>50619359
are you poor or something

[Anonymous No.50619403]

>>50619366
>miss estimates
>did better than expected
Really makes you think

[Anonymous No.50619404]

I'm going all in tomorrow, the golden bullrun has officially resumes

[Anonymous No.50619405]

ASTS up 12%

[Anonymous No.50619409]

>>50619131
Good I can buy more that way since I clearly missed getting in on SIGA

[Anonymous No.50619411]

>>50619353
Kek based

[Anonymous No.50619412]

>>50619382
I started investing in August and I think tomorrow will be the first time I've gone over the value I've put in

[Anonymous No.50619413]

>>50619398
INFINITE LIQUIDITY ASSHOLE

[Anonymous No.50619415]

>>50619372
>>50619314
What is her contact info so that I too may get rich and not pajeeted!

[Anonymous No.50619417]

>INTC -10% nearly
holy shit can they please reduce the position of intel in SOXX already

[Anonymous No.50619418]

I held through Amazon earnings. AMA.

[Anonymous No.50619420]

>>50619359
Those people who always have money no matter what

[Anonymous No.50619422]

>>50619401
Are you? Doesn't matter, you will be.

[Anonymous No.50619426]

>>50619399
You could also model it as recessionary drops in income and earnings for small businesses, then moderate upticks for larger ones.

[Anonymous No.50619428]

>>50619359
Everyone, wireless companies do 36 month financing on that shit.

[Anonymous No.50619429]

>>50619403
Thats literally what it means yeah. We knew many would miss but markets sold off expecting a lot worst. Turns out they overreacted. Now we buy and aths.

[Anonymous No.50619432]

My cope is that good news are bad news. Fed has to go balls deep

[Anonymous No.50619434]

>>50619420
and they carry the entire us economy

[Anonymous No.50619435]

>muh China discounts means they're in trouble
kek!

[Anonymous No.50619436]

>>50619422
:)

[Anonymous No.50619439]

INTC dropped 10% but SOXL only dropped like 3% what gives?

[Anonymous No.50619443]

>>50619432
>are
/smg/ is a no ESL zone, thank you

[Anonymous No.50619445]

>>50619439
Because intel is only 5% of SOXL.

[Anonymous No.50619446]

>>50619415
You can easily communicate with Angela Regina directly on
国美国美国美国美国美国

是好的+𝟭𝟲𝟭𝟵𝟳𝟮𝟴𝟱𝟰𝟬𝟭斷的

[Anonymous No.50619448]

>>50619418
Based John Rocker (the cool one) enjoyer.

[Anonymous No.50619450]

>you didn't listen
>you didn't trust the plan

You WILL sit it your pod and you WILL recieve drone delivered Amazon rations.

[Anonymous No.50619452]

>>50619388

Me. I'm so far down I'm just going to hold and hope at this point. Good thing I bought AAPL as a hedge this afternoon

[Anonymous No.50619451]

>>50619439
https://etfdb.com/etf/SOXL/#holdings

[Anonymous No.50619453]

>>50619439
its only like 5% of the holdings .

[Anonymous No.50619454]

My portfolio is 100% AAPL 160c expiring tomorrow
I am euphoric

[Anonymous No.50619455]

>>50619429
>pelosi visiting east taiwan is good for the market
>germany heating their water with wood is good for the market
>ukraine losing to russia is good for the market

and that's why people keep buying iphones haha!

[Anonymous No.50619456]

Buy soxl now or eod tommorow?

[Anonymous No.50619457]

>>50619353
That anon is right, stop shitposting and listen to this >>50619386

[Anonymous No.50619458]

>>50619436
Exuberance is the first step to rope.

[Anonymous No.50619460]

>>50619359
You largly underestimate the intellect of the consooomer. They probably are complaining about food prices and at the same time having it uberd in.

[Anonymous No.50619464]

Bobros, I get the feeling the the melt up is going to continue tomorrow. I'm already down double digits on my SPXS position.

[Anonymous No.50619467]

>>50619443
I'm the verge of really leaving the website for good because your ilk are so insufferably boring while still managing to be such total fucking assholes.

[Anonymous No.50619471]

>>50619429
>they beat expectations by not beating the estimates
This is who trades on this market

[Anonymous No.50619472]

MARKET BOTTOM CONFIRMED

RECESSION OFFICIALLY CANCELLED

[Anonymous No.50619474]

>>50619359
AAPLs entire business model is selling overpriced shit to people that can't actually afford it.

[Anonymous No.50619476]

>>50619415
Idk why but I'm obsessed with copypasting these youtube comment section bots into smg threads here. It's my hobby

[Anonymous No.50619477]

>>50619432
they need to raise by 2% next time to crush this bullish sentiment but I don't think they will. The inflation is never going to go down. Food prices will stay high forever. Once companies know they can charge 4 dollars for cereal they will never stop. These rate hikes are just to strengthen the dollar or something. They also have to print money to buy european and japanese bonds to prop up their economies against russia

[Anonymous No.50619479]

>>50619446
And a ching ching nip nong you to, my slanty dog-eating, gutter oil devouring friend.

[Anonymous No.50619486]

>>50619460
unless credit card companies are expeditiously increasing limits they are going to run out of spending power VERY FAST

[Anonymous No.50619490]

>>50619467
>I'm the verge of really leaving the website for good because your ilk are so insufferably boring while still managing to be such total fucking assholes.

[Anonymous No.50619493]

>>50619464
Are you the anon who bought 100k of spxs? I tried to save you anon

[Anonymous No.50619495]

>>50619455
None of those things impact american earnings. We know because the companies are all reporting this week. Ukraine and such has been dealth with in terms of risk on. Taiwain is a nothingburger. China isnt going to start a war over a single visitor. Germany is a meme and no one cares about them. American companies are doing better than expected when everyone sold off last month. So we pump now.

[Anonymous No.50619496]

>>50619359
apple stores are disgustingly packed with customers. Its not for the rich people, its for people who want to quickly feel rich.

[Anonymous No.50619503]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.50619502]

>>50619439
People forgot the key factor:
INTC is gayer than SOXL
Their blood is upon them.

[Anonymous No.50619505]

>>50619446
Wat

[Anonymous No.50619507]

>>50619464
check the bomma retardation on the backwards VIX contango gamma effect

[Anonymous No.50619510]

>>50619467
Dilate

[Anonymous No.50619512]

>>50619464
your own fucking fault at this point, just go with what joepedo says and buy the recession dip

[Anonymous No.50619518]

Recession cancelled I guess…

[Anonymous No.50619521]

>>50619471
Estimates arent expectations. They are two different things. Estimates are predicted and calculated. Expectations are how the market feels about the company meeting it. Turns out the market over sold everything. You are a retard.

[Anonymous No.50619525]

>>50619512
Excuse me, it identifies as a transcession.

[Anonymous No.50619526]

>>50619467
BYE BYE
BUH BYE
DON'T LET THE BUH HIT YOUR ASS BEFORE THE BYE

[Anonymous No.50619529]

Yep. I'm a TXN now baby.

[Anonymous No.50619530]

>>50619490
See, that's a great example a post that has literally no redeeming quality whatsoever other than the fact you'll go "I was only pretending" after I call you a boring, unfunny, unclever, reddit-tier, run-of-the-mill, born-to-follow faggot.

[Anonymous No.50619533]

are these real sigga hours? btw august 4th 430est call

[Anonymous No.50619546]

>>50619529
Do they pay T-83 physical dividends?

[Anonymous No.50619547]

>>50619454
You’re going to get IV crushed badly. Enjoy your disappointment tomorrow. Happened to me with NFLX

[Anonymous No.50619549]

>>50619486
Limits are pretty high normally, I don't even know what mine is.

[Anonymous No.50619550]

>>50619526
zany!

[Anonymous No.50619551]

>>50619533
Shes so fuckin hot

[Anonymous No.50619552]

>>50619521
>expectations are whatever I FEEL they are so I can always claim they were higher/lower based on an argument I'm currently making
My expectation is that your a fag

[Anonymous No.50619557]

>>50619486
>expeditiously increasing limits
That's actually pretty close to how they trap people. Start 'em off on a small card with a $500 limit, consumer is responsible each month and pays it off, then increase the limit to $5000, consumer then becomes irresponsible and spends money he doesn't have and finds himself paying 28.95% APY on a credit balance for the next few months or so.

[Anonymous No.50619559]

>>50619530
leave already, go back to wsb with your 4 figure portfolio and fuck off

[Anonymous No.50619562]

Also I’m stupid I guess but this means we are fucked…
>right?

[Anonymous No.50619567]

>>50619399
This. Fed is kicking can down the road. Ive been bullish for the stock market but extremely bearish for the overall economy

[Anonymous No.50619570]

>>50619477
>These rate hikes are just to strengthen the dollar or something. They also have to print money to buy european and japanese bonds to prop up their economies against russia
IS this the high IQ schizo take? And this is why cuts are priced in? I'm nauseous. Going to take the L then I guess

[Anonymous No.50619571]

>>50619359
>be me
>have 3 phones
>can trade Iphone in for a new Iphone discounted at any time
>Phonemaxxing

[Anonymous No.50619575]

Energy chads... Our Lil Exxon and our boy Chevron finna report tomorrow... We're already in a recession right... And oil is still above 95$. Sounds like profit to me

[Anonymous No.50619580]

>>50619443
ESL fag here, what's wrong with this sentence??

[Anonymous No.50619584]

this nigga mad kek

[Anonymous No.50619586]

>>50619547
what do you mean my dude

[Anonymous No.50619594]

>>50619559
No you, you vapid imposter.

[Anonymous No.50619595]

>>50617712
>Amazon will miss bigly. Apple will hit but like you said, Wallstreet sees through their accounting jewry.
>Equities are at a seven week high when we're supposed to be in a technical recession. This rally, which is about to end in a bloodbath, is simply to ensure that the last bit of value is squeezed out of the plebs and that retirement is an aberration of the 20th century. Bix nood mofuggas

I TOLD YOU NOT TO SHORT THE BACKBONE OF THE INTERNET

[Anonymous No.50619602]

>>50619552
Retard. Keep acting surprised when the market is at aths eoy. You will still be screaming clown market bobotard.

[Anonymous No.50619608]

>>50619502
But SOXL pumped hard today because people thought that INTC would have gud earnings.

[Anonymous No.50619610]

I'm in at amazon at 109. Still got like 3k. Should I just buy some Tesla?

[Anonymous No.50619611]

I need AAPL to hit $165+ tomorrow for the calls to fully hedge my bearish losses

Please buy AAPL now and on open, thank you.

[Anonymous No.50619612]

>>50619502
Isn’t gay sex bullish now? I guess you can’t shove computer chips up your ass

[Anonymous No.50619613]

remember when the bears called you retarded. i remember

[Anonymous No.50619615]

>>50619399
There is no stopping debt and consumer spending it seems.

[Anonymous No.50619616]

USAC is literally my only hope now... it has to drop by next week

[Anonymous No.50619618]

>>50619456
Tomorrow imo

[Anonymous No.50619623]

>>50619580
good news is bad news
because news isnt plural so are isnt used because fuck you thats why

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50619624]

watch.... and learn

[Anonymous No.50619625]

>>50619575
Yes, looking forward

[Anonymous No.50619629]

FUCK YOU TIM APPLE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50619635]

>>50619580
"News" is singular here in burgerland. I.e. "the news is bad" not "the news are bad".

[Anonymous No.50619634]

I really hope you're all going to show up for the turn-around, when it's time for *you* to hear about what insufferable faggots you are in addition to how you suck at finance and don't know how to fucking trade.

[Anonymous No.50619643]

It’s litterallt over for bear LOSERS. Futures are set to open up 3% tomorrow and Based American Companies Amazon and Apple are both up 10%. Fuck loser bears you lost. Don’t get against America. It’s over. That’s it. NO MORE BAD NEWS. We will be at 420 next week and back to all time highs after that week.

[Anonymous No.50619644]

>>50619575
The fivehead expectation is that when the insiders were doing all their pre-dump selling they also locked in a ton of future deals selling oil at $120.

[Anonymous No.50619649]

Put bros... I'm dead.

[Anonymous No.50619650]

>>50619399
>or consumers are taking on more and more debt for discretionary spending
It's this, debt during the lockdowns went way up

[Anonymous No.50619652]

>>50619624
is the dump still scheduled for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50619653]

>>50619575
Wow, what a great insight. I don't think anyone in the stock market factored those things in!

[Anonymous No.50619655]

>>50619359
They just released a redesign of their most sold computer ever retard

[Anonymous No.50619659]

>>50619634
>how you suck at finance and don't know how to fucking trade.
show us what a big boy account looks like

[Anonymous No.50619664]

>>50619635
>burgerland
it's singular everywhere English is spoken m8

[Anonymous No.50619668]

what stocks do i need to get a gf?

[Anonymous No.50619670]

>>50619580
>what's wrong with this sentence??
You're reading it.

[Anonymous No.50619672]

>>50619652
By the time the dump comes there will be no bears left

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50619673]

>>50619652
probably at eod after all the shorts capitulate

[Anonymous No.50619675]

>>50619664
every country in the world belongs to burgerland shitskin

[Anonymous No.50619676]

>>50619580
There's nothing wrong with it as long as you smile and bee yourself <3

[Anonymous No.50619677]

>>50619664
Wasn't sure about bongistan, lots of singular nouns are plural there.

[Anonymous No.50619679]

>>50619610
Tesla still pretty high imo. I got 3k in my roth ira too right now but just gonna sit cash if i dont decided to add that to amzn too.

[Anonymous No.50619682]

>>50619575
Priced in, so prepare for at least -10% regardless of how earnings are. Meanwhile AMZN, META and GOOGL can post losses and still pump

[Anonymous No.50619685]

>>50619655
that is more important than food on the table
you do realize american consumers are quite literally reducing their food spending to increase their iphone budget?

[Anonymous No.50619700]

my puts are dead

[Anonymous No.50619709]

>>50619610
I was waiting for Amazon to possibly dip below $100 after the split and got priced out like a retard.

[Anonymous No.50619711]

AMZN missed estimate and still pumping like a crypto shitcoin. You're laughing? A 1.2 trillion company pumping double digits on weak earnings in confirmed recession and you're laughing?

[Anonymous No.50619712]

>$7.99 dozen eggs in California

[Anonymous No.50619713]

>>50619668
xlf

[Anonymous No.50619716]

>>50619580
It should be "is"

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50619719]

>>50619711
watch and learn lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.50619721]

>>50619700
dont buy puts dummy just short the stock at least you can add on to and hold a short position without getting theta raped

[Anonymous No.50619722]

>>50619685
>you do realize american consumers are quite literally reducing their food spending to increase their iphone budget?
>implying that kind of brand loyalty is bearish
Would you short a fentanyl cartel?

[Anonymous No.50619728]

Bears were had been sounding like bulls in their euphoria from about April to now. Even saw a bear on here say “there is never a reason to buy anything” unironically kek

[Anonymous No.50619733]

>>50619711
Missing estimates isnt that of a big deal if its for the right reason. Currency headwinds, supply chains, etc are all easily dealt with.

[Anonymous No.50619734]

>Amazon misses earnings
>+12%

>AAPL beats earnings
>+3%

[Anonymous No.50619735]

>>50619679
I was almost sure that AMZN would drop some after earnings but it went parabolic. Might just hold for now.

>>50619709
Same, lol. I thought 109 was high and hoped to DCA down.

[Anonymous No.50619738]

>>50619700
Its okay anon. My USAC puts are dead too.

[Anonymous No.50619739]

>>50619711
Human capital... Slaves are being created... I benefit I guess... But you 5 and 6 figure wagies are fucked forever.

[Anonymous No.50619743]

>>50619722
>feeds customers base poison
>they all die
>this is bullish long term

[Anonymous No.50619744]

>>50619711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci1yop-Swi4

[Anonymous No.50619747]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50619755]

>>50619735
>Might just hold for now.
I was hoping for sub $100 on Amzn but not going to happen now. I had some in anyway so may just load rest up now.

[Anonymous No.50619760]

>>50619711
Its a suckers rally for sure, this will be sold hard and the next leg down will be more volatile.

[Anonymous No.50619761]

>>50619722
It lets you know the money is as fake and worthless as the people are

[Anonymous No.50619764]

Buddy look at the bhenchode compoooooter

[Anonymous No.50619769]

>>50619232
why September lmao

[Anonymous No.50619770]

>>50619733
Then why have my bags been dumping on beating or weak earnings for the past year? Just admit it's just the fed pumping your bags to make the government look good before the elections.

[Anonymous No.50619771]

>>50619675
Except afghanstan. Don't forgot those ultra-chad-goat-farmers who pegged your boys & sent them fleeing for their safe space back home

[Anonymous No.50619772]

>>50619738
mass psychosis at work in this webm

[Anonymous No.50619784]

Okay. Where are the Hidden Tigers going next? When will the next volga hurricane land? Will there be a liquidity cascade on bomma ducts?

[Anonymous No.50619785]

I bought some SOXL afterhours on that dip

[Anonymous No.50619795]

>>50619664
>>50619677
Speaking of, why do the British say "at hospital" rather than "at a hospital"?

[Anonymous No.50619797]

>>50619738
This has to be a Rage Against the Machine show, right?

[Anonymous No.50619796]

>>50619738
>Gen X becoming bootlickers faster than boomers ever did
lmao

[Anonymous No.50619800]

>>50619712
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IM WAGE SLAVING AND GETTING SHORT SQUEEZED IN A HIGH COST OF LIVING STATE

[Anonymous No.50619808]

>>50619784
>he doesn't know about the Eye in the Sky

[Anonymous No.50619809]

>I managed to get heemed again in a single day
>Amazon fucking 10% on missed earnings
Go on without me.

[Anonymous No.50619810]

>>50619771

[Anonymous No.50619814]

>it's bright as fuck outside with the sun shining
>also it's storming

just like that market lmao

[Anonymous No.50619813]

>>50619772
Nah. We should just use the term abort for everything we don’t like.
>abort the mentally ill faggots

[Anonymous No.50619816]

we have entered a lovecraftian market where inflation causes gold and silver to dump and rising interest rates and falling gdp cause stocks and internet funny money to surge. not even niggerman can save us.

[Anonymous No.50619815]

>>50619734
Amazon stock has been garbage for a year

[Anonymous No.50619823]

>>50619287
>guido
she is unironically jewish..

[Anonymous No.50619828]

>>50619796
Is Gen X even relevant? The boomers are the only ones with any political power, that's how negative birth rates works.

[Anonymous No.50619843]

>>50619828
>Is Gen X even relevant?
They never were. Maybe for like 5 years with grunge, but that's it.

[Anonymous No.50619844]

>>50619814
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=devil+beating+his+wife

[Anonymous No.50619847]

>>50619770
>Then why have my bags been dumping on beating or weak earnings for the past year
MAybe you shouldnt buy junky companies.

[Anonymous No.50619851]

BAKE

[Anonymous No.50619855]

my puts expire in january, but I'm sweating hard right now

[Anonymous No.50619858]

>>50619709
>>50619610
Same.
I started buying at 110 and thought to double my position if it dips below 100.

[Anonymous No.50619859]

>>50619814
I miss summer storms, they are so kino. Back in Washington/Idaho we'd get a lot of them. But in California, our summers are of course very boring

[Anonymous No.50619862]

>>50619797
Yes it was. They bought USAC puts too.

[Anonymous No.50619868]

Gen X are some of the biggest faggots out there. They started the whole dangerhair, no kids wahman thing

[Anonymous No.50619883]

>>50619546
Lol calculators is 3% of their revenue

[Anonymous No.50619885]

>>50619862
Literal monkey behavior

[Anonymous No.50619892]

>>50619847
I give you the smallcaps were shit but large caps have been dumping hard for the past year on whatever headline came out. Amazon and meta tanked during their last earnings calls

[Anonymous No.50619920]

>>50619862
>cops are there
>no arrests, does fuck all
>sure to join the mob in stopping you if you defend yourself
Society is pretty much gone at this point.

[Anonymous No.50619938]

>>50619859
it's the worse since it's immediately humid as fuck

[Anonymous No.50619945]

>>50619334
It's never that easy.

[Anonymous No.50619955]

>>50619559
post your folio

[Anonymous No.50620017]

>>50619771
>he thinks we were in afghanistan to conquer the place
ever play civ and farm xp off barbarians?

[Anonymous No.50620020]

>>50619816
Bc gold and silver is a paper market run by a supercomputer buying and selling certificates

[Anonymous No.50620027]

NEW

>>50620019


>>50620019


>>50620019

>>50620019

[Anonymous No.50620031]

who even is selling at this point
everyone is retardedly bullish

[Anonymous No.50620035]

Gen X grew up a decade or two before the internet caught on, so they're still using DVDs, going to movies, buying CDs, all of that archaic shit.

[Anonymous No.50620039]

>>50619586
What did you pay per contract?

[Anonymous No.50620047]

>>50619388
I'm long. And rolling until they print. These cocksuckers are cocksuckers

[Anonymous No.50620056]

>>50620039
avg 1.45

[Anonymous No.50620083]

somebody make an actual thread with links

[Anonymous No.50620095]

>>50620083
no

[Anonymous No.50620099]

>>50620083
no it will unironically get deleted

[Anonymous No.50620133]

>>50619828
>Is Gen X even relevant?
Yes.
Gen X women ruined pretty much everything.
They're still hell bent on ruining as much as they possibly can before they get too old to function.

[Anonymous No.50620229]

>>50620035
I still have a pack of lightscribe DVDs waiting to be used.

[Anonymous No.50620535]

>>50618956
>When this turns around, I am going to become such a massive dickhead to all the "bulls" in this thread that I'll probably get banned for it.
just join the bulls dude. i was a bear 2 days go. you can switch back and forth as much as you want

[Anonymous No.50621391]

>>50619417
INTC will eventually print.

[Anonymous No.50621783]

Bros....I will rope and die broke. Hate this shit fuck niggers, keynesians niggers, liberal niggers, jew niggers, smg niggers and meltup niggers