/wagie/

[Anonymous No.50614472]

I love waging so much that I recreated my job in VRchat and roleplay with all my wagie friends!

I even gave myself an extra 15 minutes in the break room, and a free banana per workday!

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1659026702420866.webm

[Anonymous No.50614522]

>>50614472
Video games that make you RP real life are fun as fuck, I miss darkRp so much

[Anonymous No.50614526]

>>50614472
The people rp'ing do it to fuck up where they are too scared to irl.

Working is Unironically fun if you have no skin in the game.

[Anonymous No.50614535]

At least you can shoot the clients in the game.

[Anonymous No.50614553]

>>50614526
why dont more people RP [REDACTED] politicians?

[Anonymous No.50614688]

>>50614472
Oh shit do they have the blue light sales?

Anyone made a functional "America 2007" town, complete with blockbuster?

[Anonymous No.50614740]

>>50614526
working is fun if you can fuck around and don't need to move muscles, just click mouse cursor on funny things and move around with keyboard. Also everything is just fast: you just click one thing to another and boom a new item from the combination

[Anonymous No.50615329]

So you're telling me in the future people will wagie for fun?

[Anonymous No.50615462]

>>50614472
i so hate that biz doesnt have sound
and can you also link to this tweet

[Anonymous No.50615477]

Worked at a company that one of the higher ups was a big lady easy over 300lbs. She tended to push to for other big women to get hired. So we had numerous rather large women. Some were do big that when the elevator didn't work instead of climbing the 4 flights of stairs they simply went home.
They destroyed the toilets. Like total fucking atomic eradication. They had to hire people to come in and over numerous days install toilets like this that could handle their weight. It was pretty crazy.

[Anonymous No.50615591]

>>50614472
The Simpsons predicted it

[Anonymous No.50615898]

>>50615477
>CEO

[Anonymous No.50615943]

>>50614472
Lucky!

[Anonymous No.50615945]

>>50615477
>>50615898

[Anonymous No.50615972]

>>50615477
As a BBW lover I approve

[Anonymous No.50616000]

>>50615477
>>50615898
>>50615945
>>50615972
Kek'd and got hard

[Anonymous No.50616331]

>>50615477
based where do I apply

[Anonymous No.50616765]

>>50614472

[Anonymous No.50616992]

>>50616765
This is absolutely ridiculous

[Anonymous No.50617074]

>>50614472
vrc is trash, play ChilloutVR

[Anonymous No.50617139]

>>50616765
>A future where you can pay money to get a handjob from these wagie piloted robots

[Anonymous No.50617194]

>>50617139
I wouldn't be surprised if this was already happening.

JACK ME OFF WAGIE

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50617216]

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[Anonymous No.50617333]

>>50615462
OP linked to the webm with sound dummy

[Anonymous No.50617802]

>>50617139
As long as it has a smart contract confirming the wagie is a cute girl or femboy, no balding chud boy wagies tyvm

[Anonymous No.50617957]

>>50614472
>no designated shooter
Trash

[Anonymous No.50617993]

>>50617957
Why don't you join the chat?

[Anonymous No.50618065]

>>50614472
please tell me they recreated the dated electronics section that still has the gamecube station with custom robo on it, with dated ps3 and xbox 360 games that are still being sold full price half a decade later. I NEED TO KNOW IF THEY STILL HAVE THE LAYAWAY SECTION WITH THE NIGS AND IN STORE LITTLE CEASERS

[Anonymous No.50618076]

>>50616765
Oh for fuck's sake. is that animatronic wearing a mask?

[Anonymous No.50618097]

Ngl though 2002 KMart aesthetic is comfy as hell

[Anonymous No.50618185]

>>50616765
Lmao. What's the point of this??

[Anonymous No.50618231]

>>50614472

You have to understand, when k-mart was still in business you could afford a house working there. It's unironically nostalgic compared to what we have today.

[Anonymous No.50618351]

>>50614688
I'd ironically want to visit

[Anonymous No.50618388]

>>50617333
i noticed it still annoys me that he had to use that workaround

>>50618185
wagie in california needs a high salary just to survive
now that wagie can be outsource to someone in bangladesh for 2 bowls of rice a day
this technology allows for the current ridiculous house prices to continue up without depriving said occupants of all wagie serves living nearby

[Anonymous No.50618539]

>>50618351
>blockbustercore: nostalgiapunk
There's a hobo that sleeps next to the 7-11 that used to be a blockbuster now. 7-11s closer to the city (within walking distance of the local bus/train) now have junkies living in their parking lots. 2007 doesn't feel like a long time ago but it was basically 1957 Eisenhower good times compared to 1972's degeneracy and faggot hippie garbage.

[Anonymous No.50620643]

>>50618539
They had their own aesthetic that I like too

[Anonymous No.50621343]

>>50614472
a lot of people no understand, because all this shit is so normalized
the problem with working is not the "activity of work" even the most shitty job can be fun and fulfilled, i worked on a farm for minimum wage and ironically it was one of the best times of my life, sometimes i play farm simulator just to remember the old days
is being force to follow dumb rules and hierarchies, force socializing with people you just don't like and act unnatural like a doll what kills the wagie soul, and even some companies push their employees to join sport teams and go to no work related meetings like a fucking cult
there's a reason why boomers said they enjoyed their jobs, because this wageslave corporate culture shit i wasn't so normalized in their times, and they actually could have a good time at work

[Anonymous No.50621533]

>>50614472
This is fun?

[Anonymous No.50621546]

>>50621533

[Anonymous No.50621557]

>>50615329
They started running didn't they?

[Anonymous No.50621751]

>>50614472
It's bad enough that you sell your waking life for minimum wage, but... now they get your video game time for free.

[Anonymous No.50623071]

>>50621343
I get that. A lot of popular games are menial work most of the time too.

[Anonymous No.50623228]

>>50614472
>Some autists can bother to make this rubbish
>No autism powered crazy /d/-tier VR fetish scenarios to interact with like tg/ar/vore etc
This is fucking bullshit

[Anonymous No.50623464]

>>50623228
Oh, they exist.

[Anonymous No.50624896]

>>50623464
Link????

[Anonymous No.50625992]

>>50618185
So they can outsource manual labor jobs as well, now you will have to compete with thousands of pajeets for that minimum wage burger flipping job.

[Anonymous No.50626314]

>>50614688

[Anonymous No.50626428]

>>50617139
https://youtu.be/7Av6E2dy0ho

[Anonymous No.50627870]

>>50625992
>why don't people want to work anymore
>why are people on welfare
>why are lazy bums marching to my mansion and burning the place down

[Anonymous No.50627914]

>>50614472
My local Kmart never survived to implement self check-out kiosks. Feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.50628073]

>>50614472
>sit back and relax at home
>vr play on an american rp server
>white supremacist comes in, shoots everyone, shoots me
>the real AMERICAN experience

[Anonymous No.50628245]

>>50628073
more like a retarded commie

[Anonymous No.50628774]

>>50616765
Nice. Very nice.

[Anonymous No.50628850]

>>50615477

[Anonymous No.50628859]

>>50616765
Okay but now make this into an AMP Suit from James Cameron's Avatar.

[Anonymous No.50630626]

>>50614740
>literally no skin in the game.

Are you fat though? You sound fat.

[Anonymous No.50630780]

>>50621751
Based waking life appreciator

[Anonymous No.50631814]

>>50626314
That's pretty cool

[Anonymous No.50632068]

>>50614472
Getting real tired of fat balding redditors thinking 30 years ago every department store pumped vaporwave through the speakers

[Anonymous No.50632494]

>>50614688
>You believe it's the year 2007 when in fact it's closer to 2207. I can't tell you exactly what year it is because we honestly don't know.

[Anonymous No.50632511]

>>50615477
Imagine the smell...

[Anonymous No.50633787]

>>50632068
They did though, I member