/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50613117]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (You)
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

Previous >>50611363

[Anonymous No.50613135]

V SHAPED

[Anonymous No.50613140]

$20 SOXL soon

[Anonymous No.50613141]

THANKS BAKER

[Anonymous No.50613142]

Priced in.

[Anonymous No.50613144]

Thank god she has our (bulls) backs. Fuck rate hikes.

[Anonymous No.50613147]

my theory is the market is happy recession confirmed so it has a certainty. even though its a bad confirmation.

[Anonymous No.50613149]

I love to imagine seething bears staring at the 1min candles on the chart and hoping we start dumping whenever we get like 2 red candles in a row, then shedding a tear or two when we resume the pump, lmao

[Anonymous No.50613154]

recession is priced in keep buying

[Anonymous No.50613162]

Wtf this is actually real? I thought it was just a meme

https://youtu.be/8rAiTDQ-NVY

[Anonymous No.50613164]

Mumus, I kneel.

[Anonymous No.50613172]

>>50613144
What the fuck is her problem?

[Anonymous No.50613173]

>>50613144
Send Pocahontas some M-pox blankets.

[Anonymous No.50613175]

Obvious dead cat to right shoulder

[Anonymous No.50613176]

AAPL Jul29'22 160 Call
PLTR Aug12'22 12 Call

let's go. up only

[Anonymous No.50613182]

ILAL

International Land Alliance Announces Binding Letter of Intent to Acquire Remaining 75% of Rancho Costa Verde Development, LLC

This company's land appraisals alone equal more than their share price.

[Anonymous No.50613181]

>>50613162
It was hidden in plain sight.

[Anonymous No.50613186]

TBLT doin a lil sumthn agin

[Anonymous No.50613187]

s-s-soxl bros...?

[Anonymous No.50613188]

I propose the Order Inflation Lower (OIL) Act:
>$500 billion stimulus to recapitalize oil producers and refiners
>Expand and refill the SPR to 1 billion barrels
>Order the immediate, subsidized creation of no fewer than five (5) refineries along Pennsylvania Avenue
>Mandatory oil and gas leasing on all public and private lands
>Solar and wind power now banned from all Federal lands and buildings
>All existing solar plants and wind turbines to be converted into oil derricks (even if no oil is under the ground)

[Anonymous No.50613190]

Wanna watch a famous criminal blow up his savings shorting SIGA?
https://youtu.be/YAIrP2cKors

[Anonymous No.50613196]

>>50613175
copitty cope
next time we get one red day where we drop .1% you'll probably declare victory and then we pump another 4% the next day lmfao

[Anonymous No.50613204]

Shorting nasdaq. I’ve had pretty good luck timing the bounced the past couple days. I’ll take profit in minutes.

[Anonymous No.50613205]

>>50613172
She’s a perfect example of a bitch who needs bbc and shariah law.

[Anonymous No.50613224]

last chance to get back on

[Anonymous No.50613225]

Watch Shkreli cope in real time that his 800 share SIGA short is moving against him. It’s part of his $50k to $100k trading challenge he’s live streaming.

https://youtu.be/YAIrP2cKors

https://youtu.be/YAIrP2cKors

[Anonymous No.50613248]

I endorse gay sex.

[Anonymous No.50613252]

>>50613225
Kek, what a gay reddit-browsing faggot

[Anonymous No.50613254]

>>50613225
He’s fucken sweating

[Anonymous No.50613256]

>>50613225
What possible justification did he have for it? "Durr, it's going up too much"?

[Anonymous No.50613267]

I was told they were selling a corse of treatment for $900!!! WTF?

[Anonymous No.50613277]

When the FUCK do I sell these?

[Anonymous No.50613282]

>>50613267
get subsidized, nigger

[Anonymous No.50613283]

>$19
>$19
>$19

[Anonymous No.50613289]

>>50613248
based degenerate profiteer.

[Anonymous No.50613298]

>>50613267
>coupons
Are you ok?

[Anonymous No.50613297]

>>50613277
22.67. You've been told.

[Anonymous No.50613299]

>>50613267
Isn't it not even FDA approved? The fuck?

[Anonymous No.50613306]

so... recessions are bullish?

[Anonymous No.50613310]

>>50613256
“I am short SIGA because of mnkypox, I think the hype is overblown and in a week the stock will go right back where it was”
Literally said this 5-10 minutes ago

[Anonymous No.50613313]

>>50613306
greatest news of 2022, time to pump

[Anonymous No.50613314]

>2.5 rates
>high inflation
>already signaling recession
Man, how fucked the economy is? Rates are pretty low to contain any high pricing in todays economy, didnt the rates were 20% in the 70s when the same level of inflation of prices was picking up? How the economy is so more sensitive now?

[Anonymous No.50613321]

>>50613225
Is he out now? How time flies.

[Anonymous No.50613322]

>>50613256
He said the hype will be over soon

[Anonymous No.50613325]

>>50613267
I lied

[Anonymous No.50613329]

Buying SPXS yesterday was a huge mistake. A HUGE MISTAKE. I thought we were gonna dump, man. WHAT THE FUCKKKK

[Anonymous No.50613331]

I accidentally sold SIGA at $19.87
FUCKING ROBINHOOD GARBAGE INTERFACE
I'm not buying back at the top though, I have to wait for it to drop

[Anonymous No.50613335]

>>50613277
you got lucky, take it and be happy that you didn't lose anything on this pump&dump retard

[Anonymous No.50613337]

>>50613299
It is for smallpox, and I think a couple of other orthopox viruses.

[Anonymous No.50613344]

i'm 10 VOO deep

[Anonymous No.50613346]

Bobo still hasn’t learned that stock market isn’t economy. The stock market recovered way before the economy did in every single recession ever. Pick up a fucking book bobo.

[Anonymous No.50613347]

>>50613267
Fucking love goodrx. They approved me for viagra in like 30 minutes for $50. With their coupon a 2 month supply was $15. I wouldn’t buy their stock though

[Anonymous No.50613349]

Reminder that the only person buying UVXY in this market is purposefully throwing away their money

Sell your calls now

[Anonymous No.50613359]

>>50613310
>right before earnings
>right before FDA approval
>right before major EU/US procurements

lmao, that's some 5D chess for sure.

[Anonymous No.50613363]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAYSEXSISTERS

[Anonymous No.50613365]

>>50613329
>betting against America

[Anonymous No.50613371]

>>50613310
>>50613322
Geez. Like, I get it's not killing anyone (until schools open and we start seeing kids in ICUs), but that just means no one considers it worth the hassle to fight for a 6 week, 2 shot vaccine course.

[Anonymous No.50613374]

I set a stop loss at 40$ for SQQQ. See you guys next week

[Anonymous No.50613380]

Lean Hog bros where we at?

[Anonymous No.50613382]

>>50613321
Early release but is staying in a halfway house and has to wear an ankle monitor. He’s very active on social media, discord, etc. Been live streaming unreleased Wu-Tang clan and other rare stuff.

[Anonymous No.50613401]

>>50613325
LOL, you got me you fucker. Still made $600 on it. But I'm out for now.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50613408]

>>50613225
I thought part of his sentence was he wasn't allowed to trade.

[Anonymous No.50613411]

>>50613337
>Be degenerate fag
>Dozen pox pustules show up on face
>Walk into Walgreens
>"Hi, I'd like to buy some TPOXX for $5"
>Pharmacist sees oozing pustules
>"OK, and for what disease?"
>"....smallpox?"

[Anonymous No.50613414]

[Anonymous No.50613419]

>>50613382
>in a halfway house
Kek he's living with insane drug addicts and pedophiles? And streaming he has access to 10s of thousands of $? Let's see how this plays out.

[Anonymous No.50613428]

>>50613329
same- was a good position though. Normally it pays off. I may hold until next week to be honest. tomorrow may give us the break we need

[Anonymous No.50613430]

>>50613408
The actual stipulation was he wasn’t allowed to trade pharmaceutical stocks, everything else is on the table.
He’s lawyers told him that the ruling was unconstitutional and not to give a fuck about it.

[Anonymous No.50613434]

>>50613380
Surprised COW isn't moo-ning given all the feedstock shortages and deadly heatwaves.

[Anonymous No.50613451]

Is this why we pumping

[Anonymous No.50613450]

>>50613322
he lost his edge. he doesn't know anything about this monkey poop outbreak... He is out of touch with this world and market...

[Anonymous No.50613457]

>>50613299
It’s approved in Europe for the both the ape and the cow, and approved in the US to treat cow. Will get FDA approval very soon

[Anonymous No.50613458]

How can you have a recession when everyone has so much cash on hand and is buying shit like crazy, the job market is red hot

[Anonymous No.50613470]

>>50613374
you'll hit it today :)

[Anonymous No.50613474]

>>50613408
He was literally trading in prison, is trading in your personal account something that can even be banned?

[Anonymous No.50613479]

>>50613458
>so much cash on hand and is buying shit like crazy
this is where you are wrong

[Anonymous No.50613490]

Shkreli, go on the Adam Friedland Show.
Or War Mode.

[Anonymous No.50613491]

>>50613457
I thought the CEO said we had 90 days to go, but maybe I'm confused and he said 30

[Anonymous No.50613504]

Come on GOVX... doo something

[Anonymous No.50613505]

Surely SIGA can't go much higher right?

[Anonymous No.50613513]

Haha, sick.

[Anonymous No.50613519]

>>50613458
>Economy grows 8%
>Inflation is 9%
>Real GDP is now -1%
>Recession declared
That's basically how stagflation plays out.

>>50613457
Oh yeah I know that, I just think it's funny GoodRx lets you source a (nominally) smallpox drug from fucking Albertson's. Feels like buying an Ebola treatment from Amazon.

[Anonymous No.50613520]

>>50613190
How much did he lose so far? His face is priceless!
>imagine thinking SIGA would go down

[Anonymous No.50613524]

>>50613490
War Mode is boss- going back and listening to all the old ones too

[Anonymous No.50613527]

buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.50613533]

>>50613505
It's long due for a pullback give it a week or so, but it will not drop back under $14. Or maybe I am wrong and don't know what i am talking about.

[Anonymous No.50613535]

>BUT MUH GDP
>BUT MUH FUNDAMENTALS
>WAHHHH

rope yourself bobo

[Anonymous No.50613534]

>>50613513
neat made up nothingburger

[Anonymous No.50613536]

WTFFFFFFFFFF IT HAS TO CRASH SO I CAN BUY THE BOTTOM FUCKING JEWS

[Anonymous No.50613538]

>>50613451
>Inflation reduction

[Anonymous No.50613539]

>>50613504
im surprised how many wins Rocker keeps giving us. Almost makes up for RYCEY

[Anonymous No.50613540]

>>50613520
Literally him right now kek

[Anonymous No.50613547]

>>50613505
It's not even overvalued yet, PE 19

[Anonymous No.50613565]

>>50613533
ill take 18 at this point

[Anonymous No.50613569]

>>50613505
could sqoooze but i have no fuckin clue how any of this shit happens bc it always dumps whenever I buy so I literally give up

[Anonymous No.50613572]

>he didn't buy crypto miners for an easy 10x

[Anonymous No.50613580]

>>50613144
>Congress needs to step up
And Congress should do what exactly?

[Anonymous No.50613584]

mfw didnt buy the fake Walmart crash

[Anonymous No.50613598]

>>50613580
In my unbiased opinion: >>50613188

[Anonymous No.50613612]

>>50613584
I think I will sell today it's like a V shape recovery at this point (fake and gay)

[Anonymous No.50613625]

>>50613536
Everyone has to be in the market to crash it.

[Anonymous No.50613627]

This market rewards you for being retarded and making irrational decisions. I’m not stupid enough to trade anymore

[Anonymous No.50613632]

SIGA JUST BROKE $20 US DOLLARY DOOS!

[Anonymous No.50613642]

>>50613627
too smart to get rich. that's also my problem

[Anonymous No.50613644]

Uh SOXL sissies?
>https://youtu.be/l65cfRd9idA
>GOP blocking chip bill

[Anonymous No.50613647]

the village will be fed today

[Anonymous No.50613648]

Pessimists and Bobos get the fucking rope

Never EVER bet against the might of the United States of America, faggots.

[Anonymous No.50613651]

>recession
>goes up

[Anonymous No.50613653]

aapl will miss revenue and profit by a large margin, but forward guidance will be bullish as fuck :3
watch and learn, bobo.
watch
and
learn

[Anonymous No.50613660]

>>50613651
Not a recession sweety ;)

[Anonymous No.50613667]

>>50613653
160c tomorrow expiry loaded in brother

[Anonymous No.50613670]

>finally get a good ticker(SIGA)
>didnt buy more
I suffer

[Anonymous No.50613672]

Okay, sure.

[Anonymous No.50613679]

>>50613651
>recession
where??

[Anonymous No.50613686]

>>50613580
Spend more money on progressive nonsense, obviously!

[Anonymous No.50613696]

>>50613648
This poompa is from people thinking the Fed will pussy out and not raise interest rates significantly to curb inflation.
It is a bet against the USD, and if we lose reserve currency status it is a big bet against America.
Also probably a smart bet.

[Anonymous No.50613697]

>>50613672
In a just world this gets passed with no opposing votes. America may be strong but corporations are stronger.

[Anonymous No.50613705]

>40% of my portfolio is bank stocks

I am still bullish on this sector too. Gonna buy some BRKB

[Anonymous No.50613712]

>>50613547
that's outdated I think

[Anonymous No.50613716]

>>50613672
yeah they should just be forced to just hold index funds and bonds

[Anonymous No.50613717]

>>50613696
Lose reserve status to WHO lmao????? Look around, we're in the best shape out of any country in the world.

[Anonymous No.50613718]

>>50613538
isnt that what the FED is for?

[Anonymous No.50613720]

Recession is over

[Anonymous No.50613721]

>>50613651
Yes

[Anonymous No.50613742]

>>50613720
the fuck is this question and what is the answer burpfag?

[Anonymous No.50613745]

>>50613672
so they can't trade in August but the other 11 months are OK ?

[Anonymous No.50613751]

>>50613720
The ingenuity of the American people truly knows no bounds. Also please stop posting, burp-kun.

[Anonymous No.50613752]

>>50613717
india

[Anonymous No.50613755]

>>50612941
>spend and print more
>to fight inflation
BIG LIPPED NIGGER TIME

[Anonymous No.50613757]

somebody please do something i can't take this any more

[Anonymous No.50613763]

>>50613717
Despite what gimmick historical charts say, the world doesn't *need* a single reserve currency. Or at least one used for the % of global trade that the dollar currently is.

[Anonymous No.50613768]

>>50613584
>WMT
Huh.. its trading at a premium but is a dinosaur. I'm curious as to why you like Walmart over COST which beats the s&p by 10% year over year. Or something like DG which is recession proof

Like it doesn't make any sense to ever have a position in Walmart or Target

[Anonymous No.50613770]

>>50613742
I’m just leaving her on read. She would never order customs just ask me questions about different foods coming to life and what would I do

[Anonymous No.50613790]

>>50613770
>her
Wtf, I thought you primarily served the pridepox community?

[Anonymous No.50613805]

>>50613717
>we're in the best shape out of any country in the world
keep believing that

[Anonymous No.50613808]

>>50613752
Lol'd, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.50613814]

>>50613717
>borrowed and spent 20% of GDP to "recover" from pandemic
>declining life expectancy
>life expectancy lower than Chile and Turkey
>fat as fuck
>around a third of the population itching for civil war
>highest inflation rate in over a generation
>central bank interest rates less than a third of CPI inflation
>highest debt to GDP since 1945
Respectfully if you can't see exactly how fucked we are you are probably either not paying attention or are entirely delusional.
Now, are other countries more fucked? Maybe. But we are still totally fucked.
Good luck and take care of yourself.

[Anonymous No.50613820]

At this rate when a pivot is announced we'll dump.

[Anonymous No.50613826]

>>50613805
Its sadly true though

[Anonymous No.50613827]

ING is probably gonna go bankrupt before DBG

[Anonymous No.50613828]

Jersey anons...make sure you got your mpox vax.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50613835]

>>50613696
bitcoin will be the next reserve currency. i like bitcoin right now because it's affordable. everybody can own a little bit of bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.50613839]

This is stupid ass pump doesn't reverse, I am going to FLING myself into SPACE and FUCK everything that has ever been real.

[Anonymous No.50613841]

>>50613827
ING? why

[Anonymous No.50613842]

>>50613768
Its not about making money, its about the satisfaction of buying the V recovery dip

[Anonymous No.50613866]

>>50613841
They seem vastly over leveraged, they are paying more for cash then the FFR, by like 5 BPS that’s a fucking lot

[Anonymous No.50613868]

>>50613757
BREATH MAN BREATH
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.50613872]

>>50613225
kek why would he short it now? Didnt he just go long yesterday?

[Anonymous No.50613874]

>>50613717
Lose reserve status to a new digital bridge currency. We all know what that is.

[Anonymous No.50613876]

>>50613828
>Jersey anons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4FOQCp4K-I

[Anonymous No.50613885]

Just got fucked in the ass bros, how's your day going?

[Anonymous No.50613895]

>>50613866
fug that's my main bank. I should move.

[Anonymous No.50613911]

I just need SPY to close under $400 on Friday and I promise I will never take a short position ever again

[Anonymous No.50613909]

>>50613868
im breathing and drinking water. it's just rough man..

[Anonymous No.50613913]

Spent $16k this week learning how contango on VIX futures works.

[Anonymous No.50613915]

>>50613135
kek

[Anonymous No.50613917]

20.32 Checkin In

[Anonymous No.50613918]

>>50613267
>GDRX
this company isn't even going to be in business in 2 years

[Anonymous No.50613921]

If you guys don't stop making jokes about gay sex... then eventually some reporter is going to see these threads and write a scathing article about how a group of degenerate incels on the internet is making fun of a health calamity affecting the LGBTQ community and trying to profit from it by investing in some random pharmaceutical company... then you'll all really be in trouble

[Anonymous No.50613922]

>>50613696
>check stocks during Venezuela
>check stocks during Argentina
>check stocks during turkey
>>check stocks during hyperinflation

Inflation is good for stocks

[Anonymous No.50613927]

>>50613790
Mostly

[Anonymous No.50613934]

>>50613885
same, same..

[Anonymous No.50613935]

>>50613814
>>50613805
>>50613752
>>50613763
You are all retarded. The US dollar index has been gaining like max because of a recession on the table, investors want US dollars.

[Anonymous No.50613938]

i just bought my second car through carvana and decided to check in on the stock
wtf... i kinda feel like i should be scooping this up

[Anonymous No.50613939]

>>50613188
unbelievably based

[Anonymous No.50613945]

>>50613921
OH YEAH?

[Anonymous No.50613950]

>>50613277
i would take those gains personally but:

SIGA is currently a 1.4bn$ market cap. if it gets to 8bn$ that would be ~109$ / share just to give some perspective

[Anonymous No.50613957]

>>50613885
based SlGA pumper

[Anonymous No.50613967]

>The World Health Organization (WHO) has urged men who have sex with men to have fewer sexual partners to stop the spread of monkeypucks.

kek

[Anonymous No.50613968]

>>50613938
you can't drive a apple stock

[Anonymous No.50613971]

>>50613935
DXY is only a measure against obsolete currencies like Euro and Yen. In any case dollar strength is not directly related USD status as a reserve currency.

[Anonymous No.50613978]

>>50613757
what did you do?

[Anonymous No.50613980]

>>50613828
If you're not gay, is it worth saying you are (and risking the JYNNEOS vaccine side effects) in order to deny doses to a potential TPOXX customer?

[Anonymous No.50613981]

>>50613808

> What is Sovereign Gold Bond (SGB)? Who is the issuer?

>SGBs are government securities denominated in grams of gold. They are substitutes for holding physical gold. Investors have to pay the issue price in cash and the bonds will be redeemed in cash on maturity. The Bond is issued by Reserve Bank on behalf of Government of India.

https://m.rbi.org.in/scripts/FAQView.aspx?Id=109#:~:text=SGBs%20are%20government%20securities%20denominated,behalf%20of%20Government%20of%20India.

india

[Anonymous No.50613986]

>>50613967
>WHO slut shames

wow very 2002 behavior not current year at all

[Anonymous No.50613987]

>>50613968
i'm not sure what you mean

[Anonymous No.50613989]

>>50613967
>"Just stop being gay."
Honestly? Based.

[Anonymous No.50613995]

>>50613978
it started last night, and it just escalated. and it's getting worse.

[Anonymous No.50614002]

God damnit I was stuck in the SIGA general because it's labeled as /smg/. This is the first time I've been pissed in regards to SIGA. We don't need a goddamn general for it, and I hold shares ffs. I blame fucking baggot for this. Now I'm actually glad I sacrificed his gookfu to moloch.

[Anonymous No.50614006]

how we feeling about this bull market debunked recession lads

[Anonymous No.50614009]

>>50613921
The media already willing chose to dismiss it as a gay thing. Its only spreading even faster because of that dismissal.
>>50613980
Im in sig anyway. Just funny that the gov of nj is already shilling it to biden to do something.

[Anonymous No.50614014]

>>50613935
zoom in

[Anonymous No.50614039]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT STOP!

[Anonymous No.50614048]

>>50613938 CVNA
check the volume starting May 20

[Anonymous No.50614053]

>>50613971
kek

[Anonymous No.50614056]

[Anonymous No.50614062]

What’s going on

[Anonymous No.50614071]

>>50613935
>gaining like max because of a recession on the table
Or just risk off in japan or whatever other non american country they were investing in. Plus us has discounts now so might as well ditch emerging market stuff for discount us large caps.

[Anonymous No.50614073]

Couldn’t help but notice BOIL is taking a dive this morning. Would this be a good entry point? Watching this moon the past month has filled me with FOMO. thinking about buying some LEAPS

[Anonymous No.50614075]

>>50613642
yeah im using this as my second lesson to stop putting money in the market
first was when i lost 20k buying natgas in the run up to a historical bomb cyclone that ended with natgas down, not because of market fundamentals, but because "they" needed to punish putin for invading crimea

and now im down 40% because I correctly predicted that CPI was still going up, the fed wasn't raising rates enough to combat it, and we would be in a recession, "theyre" propping this up in the run up to midterms, thats the only explanation

I shouldve just posted gay sex memes and bought siga

[Anonymous No.50614100]

Why do I keep seeing that monkey with Siga everywhere? Is this a meme or a legit stock ??? I am very confused

[Anonymous No.50614102]

this isn't happening this isn't happening this isn't happening this isn't happening

[Anonymous No.50614103]

SIGA niggas...

[Anonymous No.50614111]

20.50 Checking In

[Anonymous No.50614114]

>>50613938
FUBO, PSFE, SNAP are just a few other companies you can short to $0.

[Anonymous No.50614120]

>>50614062
cool it with the antisemitic remarks

[Anonymous No.50614122]

>>50614062
I'm literally taking a shit while browsing smgees, how about you?

[Anonymous No.50614126]

>>50614100

[Anonymous No.50614129]

>>50614102
You OK, chief? At least you're not UVXY call anon.

[Anonymous No.50614130]

>>50614100
Its a stock that was shilled on here @ 5$/share before mpox was taken seriously. If you pumped you quadrupled your money today.

[Anonymous No.50614142]

i went into the gaysex bros thread on accident now i have the big monke

[Anonymous No.50614148]

>>50614071
If you invested in the peak of the Nikkei 225 in 1990 you are still significantly underwater.

[Anonymous No.50614151]

>>50613672
means we are about to rug

[Anonymous No.50614158]

>>50613935
dollar sucking in value and being replaced with cbdc 1000000000 to 1
prison planet here we goooooooo

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50614157]

I just put Hot Pocket number 2 in the microwave. I'm going to try to eat at least 4 Hot Pockets today. Also buy TSLA puts shit's about to go down!

[Anonymous No.50614175]

>>50614148
I think thats not the case if you count dividends.

[Anonymous No.50614186]

>>50614148
nobody bought only at the literal top it's a retarded argument

[Anonymous No.50614189]

i have come to tell you that SIGA is over after this peak.

[Anonymous No.50614197]

SIGA fuddies? Hello? Are you OK?

[Anonymous No.50614200]

I just made $1.5k out of impulsive ETH (aka NASDAQ) long solely because I got swayed by random anon bulls in /smg/

[Anonymous No.50614202]

>>50614129
im not okay but it's not my first time

[Anonymous No.50614211]

>>50614189
Like a broken record

[Anonymous No.50614229]

>2024
>S&P 500 is now the SlGA & POX 500 Million Deaths Index
>SlGA at 2,220 per share post 1:10 split
>EPS of $420
>anons in SMG still writing "now is the time to short SIGA" once every 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.50614230]

BRASS MONKEY
THAT FUNKY MONKEY

[Anonymous No.50614231]

>>50614148
i remember someone making this argument back in 2009. were were japan and the bear will last for 20 years. i'm glad i didn't listen

[Anonymous No.50614236]

>>50614158
>USA DORRAH MILKSHAKE THEORY
Dollar Milkshake Theory, where heexpects a rapidly appreciating US Dollar over the next few years, relative to other world currencies.

[Anonymous No.50614244]

Uhhhhhh guys SIGA is making me rich way quicker than I anticipated. It's been like a week.

[Anonymous No.50614243]

>>50614142
oh no bro, take some TPOXX

[Anonymous No.50614245]

>>50614229
Now is the time to short SIGA.

[Anonymous No.50614251]

>>50614073
>good entry point
>not in the 40s
>but now when it's 90
You people deserve to lose all your money

[Anonymous No.50614259]

>>50614245
I keep fucking thinking that

[Anonymous No.50614263]

>>50614229
I got called a glowie boiler room shill last night by some glowie boiler room bear. They still think they can get us to sell. I'm never selling.

[Anonymous No.50614267]

>>50614148
>the Nikkei 225 is the same composition today as it was in 1990
blame the complacent, inactive nipps for not adjusting their index measurements so number only go up

[Reincarnated Luluposter No.50614278]

OH NO NO NO BIG PHARMABROS

[Anonymous No.50614286]

>>50614245
>>50614259
Shouldnt try to short something thats clearly news based right now. CDC could come right out tomorrow and say we need $10 billion to combat it and siga is going to $100.

[Anonymous No.50614292]

daily inflation nowcasting

[Anonymous No.50614293]

>>50614230
for me it's flute loop

[Anonymous No.50614295]

>>50614251
I expect it to continue mooning through the winter

[Anonymous No.50614296]

>>50614202
Give it to us straight. Post the port.

[Anonymous No.50614297]

>>50614186
look with your eyes retard there's a whole lot more than just the tippy top
Also literally this entire board buys the top every time, newfag

[Anonymous No.50614298]

>>50614236
of course
i told you 3 years ago

[Anonymous No.50614312]

The SIGA stocktwits board is ruined.

[Anonymous No.50614317]

i bought ZOM because the bot told me to lol

[Anonymous No.50614322]

is SIGA breaking 21 today sirs

[Anonymous No.50614330]

>>50614048
right but why?

[Anonymous No.50614331]

>>50614292
>it will go down from next month!
>yes, i'm sure this time!
>why? just because, UGH
More like the nowcoping

[Anonymous No.50614332]

>fake dump just to dunk on bobo one more time

[Anonymous No.50614341]

Bobros. I’m calling a meeting. We’re gonna go back above $50 SQQQ, right? I mean let’s be reasonable here, the market isn’t just gonna break out and go straight up, right?

[Anonymous No.50614342]

>>50614312
As everyone expected. Its only going to get worst once that "other" investing group find it.

[Anonymous No.50614343]

>>50614331
>chinese image name

[Anonymous No.50614364]

>>50614341
>the market isn’t just gonna break out and go straight up, right?
No, not straight up.

[Anonymous No.50614365]

>>50614331
lmfao
GEDDALOADA THIS CHINK BUG TRYING TO ENTER /smg/ HALLOWED GROUND

[Anonymous No.50614377]

Truly amazing how these stupid faggot SIGA pajeets have their own circle jerk general but they still com to the regular one. INTERESTING.

[Anonymous No.50614382]

>>50614297
>writes up some leddit argument
>exposes himself as newfag
do you see the 10+ year bullrun you absolute mongoloid? no money was made during this time right? you need to go back (((now)))

[Anonymous No.50614384]

BOBO ARE YOU OK???

[Anonymous No.50614391]

>>50614295
And you don't think there are people working on fixing the supply problem right now to prevent that from happening? In all likelihood Russia will kick ukraine's ass by that time and all shall prosper

[Anonymous No.50614393]

>>50614286
They are 100% going to call it.

[Anonymous No.50614396]

>>50614377
>everything I don't like or miss out on is pajeet

kek

[Anonymous No.50614398]

When is amazon earnings?

[Anonymous No.50614401]

>>50614292
>Inflation will go down
>BECAUSE IT JUST WILL OK
lol literally the 1970s all over again

[Anonymous No.50614413]

>>50614398

[Anonymous No.50614418]

>>50614396
>missing the point
intredasting
>>50614398
after close

[Anonymous No.50614419]

When the market bottoms im gonna take SQQQ puts EZ huge return and I get the decay working for me.

[Anonymous No.50614421]

>>50614382
>leddit
>no u r the newfag haha xD i win
>missuses ((( )))
ok

[Anonymous No.50614428]

>>50614393
Yeah im pretty sure. Gov of nj is demanding more from biden.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50614437]

i am so upset right now, i am actually shaking

[Anonymous No.50614439]

>>50614396
i was holding 800 @ 11.83. i sold 3/4th of my stack at 18 and 20 Raj Patel Punjabi

[Anonymous No.50614442]

all this SIGA exuberance is getting me really nervous. it's time to start scaling out

[Anonymous No.50614443]

>USA Economy
recession
>Nasdaq
Pumping
>VIX
raped by a fag and positive for MONKEYPUCKS, getting raped again atm
>Democrats
Spend more to fight inflation

>my status
Justed and Heemed

[Anonymous No.50614448]

>>50614418
>>50614413
I should just assume the big bois are after close I guess

[Anonymous No.50614452]

>>50614437
what did you do?

[Anonymous No.50614454]

>>50614343
>>50614365
黑鬼们,中国第一

[Anonymous No.50614458]

>>50614343
>>50614365
>current year
>还不知道所有SMG的无名员都是机器人和中共间谍
>因为是个被猴痘传染的同性恋,所以他用谷歌翻译这些汉字
Definitionally NGMI.

[Anonymous No.50614471]

>>50614286
CDC leadership have probably been accumulating shares for the last month

[Anonymous No.50614474]

gay sex bros... i kneel

[Anonymous No.50614478]

>>50614413
AAPL miss
AMZN beat
ROKU miss and tank hard
INTC miss but rally
X demolish and rally

cap it chuds

[Anonymous No.50614477]

>>50614428
I missed out on the goyvid profits, not missing out on this baby.

[Anonymous No.50614480]

i think shkreli shorting is not good. isnt he pretty good with medicine stocks?

[Anonymous No.50614481]

>>50614443
AND you were one off from quads
Hang in there, baby!

[Anonymous No.50614494]

>>50614331
CHING CHONG
JING BONG

[Anonymous No.50614497]

>>50614480
he just capitulated his shorts

[Anonymous No.50614499]

Cramer was right again. Bottom was couple weeks ago

[Anonymous No.50614501]

>>50614421
>no argument
why do I even respond to retards

[Anonymous No.50614502]

Hey you retards, this is important, I figured out why we're pumping. I looked at my own company's earning statement and we were down -1%, but adjusting for currency we were up 3%. Companies are killing it and Wall Street is acting accordingly

[Anonymous No.50614509]

>>50614480
Yeah he used to be great at trading pharma.

[Anonymous No.50614511]

>>50614478
none of it matters. the collapse has been priced in. the market is currently pricing in the recovery.

[Anonymous No.50614513]

>>50614377
Truly amazing that despite the fact it's pumping 10%+ daily you still haven't bought any made literally free easy money. Enjoy your KO $.50 dividends boomer.

[Anonymous No.50614517]

PUTS ON USBANK
PUTS ON USBANK

COPIED WF HOMEWORK EXACTLY

Expect the CEO and board of directors to be fired.

[Anonymous No.50614518]

>>50614480
he still thinks the market is based on sanity
he will learn

[Anonymous No.50614525]

>>50614343
>>50614365
Top kek
The chinks will soon take over smg, the world economy wasn't enough for them
https://youtu.be/OjNpRbNdR7E
RED SUN RISING THEME

[Anonymous No.50614528]

>>50614401
Aslong as the labour market is tight there will be no end to the hikes as wages will push inflation.

[Anonymous No.50614530]

Reminder that money doesn’t create value. In fact it retards it causing less innovation which decreases prosperity. It does, however, exponentially increase delusion

[Anonymous No.50614533]

>>50614245
I bought calls this morning and I'm already up $800.

[Anonymous No.50614534]

21 incoming

[Anonymous No.50614536]

>>50614377
I can smell the jealousy sirs

[Anonymous No.50614540]

>>50614442
why i dont want to buy in yet :/

[Anonymous No.50614541]

why we we still pumping

[Anonymous No.50614542]

MUMUs getting heemed. Eating bugs or beans tonight? Lmao. Mumus can't eat enough to produce a shit these days.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50614543]

>>50614452
I lost 10 grand buying tesla put options

[Anonymous No.50614544]

>tfw 70% of my portfolio is now SPY
>down 14% year to date
am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.50614546]

>>50614480
>shorting right before massive earnings
>shorting right before FDA approval
>shorting right before major EU/US procurements

lmao, he's basically just a /smg/ dweller at this point

[Anonymous No.50614554]

>>50614525
no one asked

[Anonymous No.50614558]

>>50614541
>why we we still pumping

[Anonymous No.50614559]

some times you just gotta pull the TRIGGAR on a SIGGAR

[Anonymous No.50614562]

>>50614481
Just

[Anonymous No.50614569]

>schizophrenic market
>/smg/ filled with ape-tier shilling
Yeah, fuck this market for today. See you all tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50614571]

>>50614419
mfw selling covered calls on SQQQ

[Anonymous No.50614573]

>>50614541
because (((they))) at the (((W.H.O))) are going to call it a pandemic soon. Some (((investors))) in the (((know))) are buying in

[Anonymous No.50614581]

I like that VIX contango I'm seeing. Remember, there's no surer thing than VIX contango.

[Anonymous No.50614583]

>>50614546
no.

[Anonymous No.50614589]

>>50613696
>>50613935
retards need to learn that the dollar is a reserve currency because it's a weak currency with sustainable supply, not because it's a strong currency.

>>50613827
>>50613866
tell me more, give sources, etc

[Anonymous No.50614592]

>>50614554
The nigger did

[Anonymous No.50614593]

>>50614558
>>50614502
Read my post reeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.50614597]

>>50614454
>>50614458
>>50614525

[Anonymous No.50614613]

>>50614581
what even is vix contagio?

[Anonymous No.50614616]

>>50614497
Lmao your right. From -800 shares to -300 on SIGA.

[Anonymous No.50614620]

BUDDY
LOOK AT THE LAST 4 TRADING DAYS

[Anonymous No.50614629]

>>50614613
the opposite of backwardation in the term structure

[Anonymous No.50614652]

>>50614613
VIX contagion is when volatility in stocks like SIGA oR WMT spreads to other parts of the market. There's no vaccine or treatment so you just have to let it run its course.

[Anonymous No.50614653]

>>50614613
That's when the futures contracts on VIX are priced higher and higher the further from expiration they are. You can use that to your advantage by shorting VIX futures and rolling them over since the contango difference is like free money.

[Anonymous No.50614660]

>>50614629
my uncle says works at VIX and says when the new contango drops the stocks going to skyrocket

[Anonymous No.50614662]

Siga is just short squuezing after the gigadump last week as more shorts run in it keeps liquidating and going higher.

[Anonymous No.50614664]

>>50614616
lmao

[Anonymous No.50614667]

>>50614330
cause I am an idiot and looked at the finviz chart wrong. It was April 19th and daily volume doubled till yesterday ?

[Anonymous No.50614668]

>>50614544
euro based SP500 ETFs are basically flat ytd thanks to the strong dollar. This can’t last, can it

[Anonymous No.50614676]

>>50614342
leddit hasn't gotten a hold of SIGA yet?

[Anonymous No.50614677]

>>50614589
Lmfao the dollar is the ‘reserve currency’ bc it’s a long term debt based scheme to own American resources that couldn’t be taken by brute force in the short term

[Anonymous No.50614679]

>>50614443
So basically all the algos have been switched to slurp mode and they haven't turned it off despite all the shitty news. We pumped on a 75 bps rate hike despite it having been considered an extremely high rate hike months ago.

Why do I feel like this market is 100% fake and manipulated nonsense designed to mindfuck you out of your money?

[Anonymous No.50614682]

>>50614668
>This can’t last, can it
Well, will Europe unfuck its energy supply?

No, Hans, converting all your natural gas to firewood doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.50614691]

>>50614668
euro is about to be worthless

[Anonymous No.50614694]

>>50614679
>We pumped on a 75 bps rate hike
We pumped on the first rate hike in March too, which heemed my Bobo ass hard, then it dumped again

[Anonymous No.50614700]

>>50614676
Doesnt seem to be. Only 4 mentions in their daily discussion so far.

[Anonymous No.50614721]

>>50614694
>We pumped on the first rate hike in March too, which heemed my Bobo ass hard, then it dumped again

how long did it take to dump last time

[Anonymous No.50614723]

Will we finally see sub 20 vix to reload vol longs?

[Anonymous No.50614732]

Schizos are the better investors

[Anonymous No.50614750]

BIDEN LIVE

[Anonymous No.50614756]

>>50614677
>long term debt based scheme to own American resources
no, it's just a long term debt based scheme. that's about it. international USD debt is what drives USD demand, not trade, not "american resources".
trade made the USD a reserve currency, debt keeps it one. no american resources need to be involved whatsoever, the only structurally important issue is that the US is capable of maintaining both the deficit and the money to keep the currency weak.

[Anonymous No.50614761]

>>50614629
>a CDO of a CDO
that's fucking crazy!
thanks for the explanation.
however isn't the "contango" the norm since a "delivery" or expiration in the future has the additional factors of risk & uncertainty so u gotta pay pa remium for it.
>>50614652
>There's no vaccine or treatment so you just have to let it run its course.
heh.
>inb4 operation warp speed part deux
>>50614653
>You can use that to your advantage by shorting VIX futures and rolling them over since the contango difference is like free money.
>is like free money.
>free money.
so it's usual for VIX futures to be in "backwardation"?
don't be surprised if VIX futures can do the other thing longer than you can avoid the margin call.

[Anonymous No.50614779]

>>50614756
Ya u need a geography and geology lesson or 10

[Anonymous No.50614784]

bake

[Anonymous No.50614787]

I'll bake

[Anonymous No.50614792]

>>50614682
>>50614691
Well as a euro I’m invested 95% in the US so I will benefit

[Anonymous No.50614809]

>>50614721
2-3 weeks

[Anonymous No.50614812]

>>50614668
Lmao, you really haven't got a clue do you, the EU is going to dissolve, we are on the verge of an 80 year super cycle. 1776, 1861, 1939...

[Anonymous No.50614819]

bears come out please i need memes

[Anonymous No.50614832]

Why is volatility so low what the fuck

[Anonymous No.50614835]

SIGA SELL OFF INCOMMING! GET YOUR CASH AND GET READY FOR NEW POSITIONS!

[Anonymous No.50614857]

Fresh
>>50614838
>>50614838
>>50614838

[Anonymous No.50614859]

>>50614779
do you have any concrete argument or is that it

[Anonymous No.50614898]

>>50614571
better uncover those calls soon anon

[Anonymous No.50614903]

>>50614761
>so it's usual for VIX futures to be in "backwardation"?
no
>don't be surprised if VIX futures can do the other thing longer than you can avoid the margin call.
they can't stay in backwardation for long because when VIX stays high the long term expectations rise which brings them back into contango. So backwardation pretty much has to be a short term thing. However backwardation can be rather strong at the peak of a crash. If you do this you should be aware of how to handle a crash (either bail early or have enough liquidity to ride it out, bonus points if you short the peak).

[Anonymous No.50614921]

>>50614859
The fact u know jack shit isn’t my problem. If u were in the know, what I said would be plenty

[Anonymous No.50614926]

>>50614832
its a green day- fake and gay

[Anonymous No.50614972]

>>50614921
ok, so you're just a retard and don't want to expose yourself, got it

[Anonymous No.50614981]

>>50614921
no one likes to see their dollars expire worthless like a mcdonalds coupon one day overdue
remember the british empire?
remember the spanish empire?
except for this time there is no one that can take over
no one wants to live in a global china, or do they?

[Anonymous No.50614995]

>>50614903
>backwardation can be rather strong at the peak of a crash
do you mean the bottom of a crash, or the peak before a crash?

[Anonymous No.50615005]

>>50614812
The EU doesn’t deserve to exist in its current form. It should change that’s true, I mainly blaim leftist and green politics

[Anonymous No.50615050]

Biden no question taking faggotass

[Anonymous No.50615085]

>>50614972
I don’t have the inclination to spoon feed you. How does that benefit me? I’m well positioned so idgaf abt your dumb ass

[Anonymous No.50615131]

>>50615085
>make claim
>challenged on claim
>not willing to respond to challenge to claim
don't you feel embarrassed anon

[Anonymous No.50615174]

sooo all this crypto shit that crashed a month or two ago. how is it doing now? i take it bitcoin is slowly rising... what about all the other shitcoins that bottomed out, do those rise back up, or are they now forever worthless??

what is going on in the nft space?

is general concensus that crypto is a scam yet, or not?

[Anonymous No.50615198]

>>50615174
NEVER bet against the fed