/GME/ - Oh Canada! Edition

[Anonymous No.50579648]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report
https://sec.report/Document/0001326380-22-000021
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/the_puzzle_pieces_of_quarterly_movements_equity
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>50577127

As always:
>sneed americans

[Anonymous No.50579668]

>>50579648
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Monday RRP: 2,192.367B, 100P = 21.924B per (roughly)
Tuesday RRP: 2,189.474B, 98P = 22.342B per (roughly)
CHHE: >>50455372

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

[Anonymous No.50579859]

if dubs we moass tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50579882]

>>50579859
re-roll T_T

[Anonymous No.50579884]

[Anonymous No.50579925]

>>50579884

[Anonymous No.50579927]

I hope Ken is tremendously stressed and anxious right now. He deserves it.

[Anonymous No.50579947]

>just had to get bake
>made early
>waited fifteen minutes
>still before bump limit
kek

[Anonymous No.50579958]

>>50579927
I wonder if he has even a tiny bit of hope of getting out of this with his skin intact

[Anonymous No.50579964]

FOMC tomorrow, buckle up.

[Anonymous No.50579968]

I work with some of the dumbest motherfuckers that can’t use any Office program properly to save their life, moass pls

[Anonymous No.50579974]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/w8ggff/taste_the_rainbow_prehistoric/

this has to be fud right?

[Anonymous No.50579980]

I'll let you guys know if I get my shares tomorrow so I can WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50579988]

Why leaf edition?

[Anonymous No.50579998]

>>50579974
I don't see how it could be. It's a competing theory that is based off of historic data and still outlines a clear non-NFTivvy/non-DRSmaxi win condition for GME. I'm a fan.

[King Slime No.50580022]

>>50579900
Oh I know anon. It's incredibly unlikely retail has DRS'd that much of their stack.
Kenny did too much blow and turned the naked short printer to 11. If they are stupid enough to let us, we will DRS the whole float to. Absolute nightmare fuel for the bad actors involved.

[Anonymous No.50580025]

>>50579988
Day of the rake is upon us, also cancuks finally got their SPLIVVYS.

[Anonymous No.50580029]

>>50579947
Kek faggies

[Anonymous No.50580032]

it's peaceful here when the shills are off shift

[Anonymous No.50580033]

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Missionary Only Missionaries can do about it.

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50580038]

>>50580025
Not me

[Anonymous No.50580048]

>>50579947
your seethe is showing

[Anonymous No.50580083]

>>50580038
Who you with friend. I finally got my SPLIVVYS from TD took them until 7pm EST to deliver. Still have that stupid ass temp ticker listed in web broker.

[Anonymous No.50580092]

do you want to make a billion million trillion gazillion dollars and destroy the federal reserve and end jewish supremacy forever?
buy /gme/ today!

[Anonymous No.50580122]

>>50580048
speak for yourself
look at what you were doing all day

[Anonymous No.50580142]

>>50579900
>>50580022
Common models of participation say maybe a few percent of people can be fucked to take that much effort to DRS. This means a tiny fraction of holders own half of all the shares that should be available to retail, and simple extrapolation implies that there’s many, many, many times more shares than should exist. This makes my penis the big penis

[Anonymous No.50580143]

>>50580083
BMO

[Anonymous No.50580146]

BTC to $7k tomorrow night before the 200bps increase on Thursday

Checkem

[Anonymous No.50580151]

dubs or i sell tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50580174]

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50580175]

>>50580143
Pray and wait friend, you'll get your SPLIVVYS.

[Anonymous No.50580199]

>>50579998
I dont like it because it doesn’t say wen but I’ll accept that its happening.

[Anonymous No.50580208]

>>50579974
I don't care about theories. The end result is the same.

Shorts. Must. Close.

[Anonymous No.50580213]

BRK.A and GME gonna do a stock price swap

[Anonymous No.50580219]

>>50580208
tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.50580245]

>>50580142
So every dollar the share price goes up their liabilities increase by 1-3 billion? They're so hosed.

[Anonymous No.50580249]

>>50580142
I hope Ken Griffin's cellmate will have the big penis too

[Anonymous No.50580301]

>>50580245
Probably something like that. I forgot to mention that this is even worse, somehow, when you factor in that despite leddit’s best efforts, most of retail doesn’t even KNOW about DRS or what a computershare is. Citadel’s already underwater with all of their “securities sold not yet purchased” which undoubtedly are based on the (((fair market price))) of 27 cents per share instead of what it would actually cost to buy them. Every time I look at the situation again I wonder how anybody could have let it get this fucked. Truly amazing

[Anonymous No.50580306]

90 minutes left to buy mega millions

[Anonymous No.50580319]

>>50580199
Don't be silly fren, it's tomorrow. Nice digits.

[Anonymous No.50580333]

>>50580306
>mfw the dumb hillbilly retard that ends up winning is just going to blow all that money on stupid shit instead of GME

[Anonymous No.50580337]

>thread hadn't even hit bump limit
>this retard makes one anyways
What's with the retarded OPs lately?

[Anonymous No.50580359]

Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

[Anonymous No.50580367]

https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/n23n9f/potision_or_ban_s_thesis/

>friendly reminder that you have been duped into thinking sharing your (broker) position hurts you, when in fact it may be the single greatest catalyst we have.

>RCs position is known
>DFV position is known
>MM most certainly already know your positions
>DRS bot results were clean and it can be replicated for broker shares
>Float is certainly locked when summing DRS + Brokers shares

Thinking that this will hinder the current DRS growth and stop people from DRSing doesn't change the fact that broker shares exist. Assuming that broker shares hold no value is flawed. The data exists nonetheless and it wouldn't hurt to know it.

People arguing that photoshopped pics will get submitted can see that it didnt happen with the DRS bot even before GME started reporting the DRSd shares count. And I don't think hedgies will start submitting photoshopped photos.

hedgies purposely sabotaged and fudded a previous attempt to count broker shares. The website of Log The Float was made to fail and scare off anyone of attempting a broker share count. The website's photos got "leaked" due to bad security and they closed new submissions ever since.

Creating A broker Bot in SS would solve this problem and it would be an easy implementation. If you are a tourist from reddit please cap this and post it.

[KCG No.50580370]

I’m going to close my short positions tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50580394]

>>50580306
If you don't have a ticket and plan on putting it all in GME, you're ngmi

[Anonymous No.50580397]

>>50580370
I don't believe you

[Anonymous No.50580401]

>>50580370

[Anonymous No.50580448]

>>50580394
I would unironically buy 5 million shares and then DRS them since CS has a buy limit of $250,000 a year

[Anonymous No.50580470]

is everyone selling?

[Anonymous No.50580484]

>>50580448
>CS has a buy limit of $250,000 a year
Wait really? That's really stupid.

[Anonymous No.50580522]

>>50580484
I think I recall a post last year where someone said CS rejected their order because they ran out of shares. It turned out he just hit his yearly limit.

[Anonymous No.50580534]

>>50580306
But the market closed over 4 hours ago.

[Anonymous No.50580537]

Yeah im eating, im hungry

[Anonymous No.50580538]

>>50580448
>not buying millions of shares in some random broker and then telling them to drs all of them, all while yelling at them angrily in email

[Anonymous No.50580551]

>>50580448
>buying from CS
Just buy and transfer them in.

[Anonymous No.50580572]

>>50580538
>>50580551
Can you guys not read or something?

[Anonymous No.50580617]

>they're not throwing whole paychecks in while it's as cheap as it'll ever be
My only regret is that I was as poor as I was when this first started. I wish I had bought more.

[Anonymous No.50580640]

>>50580537
tired of food delivery antics?

[Anonymous No.50580644]

>>50580394
I can think of no greater karmic justice than a /gme/ anon being the winner and immediatly using it to buy 20 million shares. Then when he becomes supreme ruler of the earth sphere unified nations due to his immense wealth he can invite us all over to his floating island fortress for the honored national pastime of launching commies, pedophiles and kike globalists out of cannons trying to hit the oceanic floating mines below. A grand ol' time it'll be.

[Anonymous No.50580704]

>>50580572
We read fine, we are agreeing with the post we replied to.

[Anonymous No.50580705]

>>50580301
>Citadel’s already underwater with all of their “securities sold not yet purchased” which undoubtedly are based on the (((fair market price))) of 27 cents per share instead of what it would actually cost to buy them.
Wait hold the fuck up, isn't that $65 billion at """fair market price"""? Did they just leave the algo running completely fucking unattended for four years and print a trillion shares?

[Anonymous No.50580715]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRrJ10qDf0Y
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[Anonymous No.50580745]

>>50580617
Not for long though, right?

[Anonymous No.50580792]

The neet will inherit the earth.

[Anonymous No.50580817]

>>50580025
The last hopium was the crazy Canucks not getting their divvies. Now that literally everyone got their shares with no issue can anyone explain to me what happened ? I thought the divvy had to force sharts to close

[Anonymous No.50580823]

>>50580817
>Now that literally everyone got their shares with no issue
I still haven't.

[Anonymous No.50580855]

>>50580705
$65billion is their total short position across the market. We'd need to know how much percentage of that is GME to get a number.

[Anonymous No.50580860]

>>50580817
If everyone got theirs then where's mine?

[Anonymous No.50580886]

>>50580301
Oh ya completely forgot about the fair market value these scumbags do. Lol can only imagine what fair market value Ken n Friends are placing on GME in their portfolios. God when GME blows up the whole market is going to shatter instantly. Kek.

[Anonymous No.50580909]

whats with the leaf nigger thread

[Anonymous No.50580941]

Have the shorts covered?

[Anonymous No.50580944]

>>50580823
>>50580860
Which third world shithole are you from?

[Anonymous No.50580951]

>>50580944
California

[Anonymous No.50580975]

sirs when can i redeem the game coin ?

[Anonymous No.50580978]

>>50579648
d

[Anonymous No.50580981]

>>50580745
Fair enough kek
>>50580817
There's still some brokers being faggots about it and saying the DTCC has to issue the dividend shares to them rather than them going into the market to purchase them, iBroker is a notable example.

[Anonymous No.50580997]

>>50580909
That guy who always gets butthurt by radio drama anon made the thread early

[Anonymous No.50581031]

I still haven't got my shares in euroland. If ~2/3 got theirs and half of them are imaginary etoro shares, then no, not "everyone".

[Anonymous No.50581042]

so why is it up 2% in AH
should i buy tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50581044]

>>50580981
>There's still some brokers being faggots about it and saying the DTCC has to issue the dividend shares to them rather than them going into the market to purchase them, iBroker is a notable example.
The NYSE apparently claimed the 25th is the new ex date so there's high degrees of fuckery afoot.

[Anonymous No.50581069]

>>50580997
is that faggot ever gonna get over kek

[Anonymous No.50581072]

>>50579925
Too many Christ pagans popping up in these threads. What's the difference between them and the papeets who also worship men? Jesus was a human being, who required food sleep and weaning from the cradle. He is not worthy of worship, only the Almighty is.

5:116:" And ˹on Judgment Day˺ Allah will say, “O Jesus, son of Mary! Did you ever ask the people to worship you and your mother as gods besides Allah?” He will answer, “Glory be to You! How could I ever say what I had no right to say? If I had said such a thing, you would have certainly known it. You know what is ˹hidden˺ within me, but I do not know what is within You. Indeed, You ˹alone˺ are the Knower of all unseen."

5:117:" I never told them anything except what You ordered me to say: “Worship Allah—my Lord and your Lord!” And I was witness over them as long as I remained among them. But when You took me,1 You were the Witness over them—and You are a Witness over all things.

Those of you who claim to love and follow Jesus, do you not see the pain and pressure you're forcing him under by falsely attributing him with divinity, when he never taught such a thing?

[Anonymous No.50581105]

Why have so many of you Fuckers stopped selling puts? We want more Fucking puts! We are snatching them up as fast as they are written!

[Anonymous No.50581120]

>>50581072
This is bait, right? I can dispel all of your blathering with one question:
>Jesus was executed at the behest of Jewish leadership. What was the crime they believed he committed?
Answer that, and please don’t fill the thread with more derailing

[Anonymous No.50581129]

>>50581069
No. Imagine being so butthurt that he starts making threads before the previous ones even hits bump limit.
He needs to kill himself.

[Anonymous No.50581130]

>>50581120
You're replying to a sandnigger.

[Anonymous No.50581142]

>>50581130
Fully aware, I want to see him answer the question though, and see if it makes any sense in his tiny brain

[Anonymous No.50581158]

So if more shares exist than are real, do the extra shares get deleted? What happens to big holders like RC and DFV who are using brokers if 100% of the stock becomes DRS'ed? No way they become poor overnight and their shares turn to zero, right?

[Anonymous No.50581162]

>>50581072
>Taking the word of man, Muhammad, a demagogue a liar about why the son of God isn't to be trusted.
By Islam's very tenants the paradise that awaits martyrs is a realm of fornication and immorality.

[Anonymous No.50581166]

>>50580981
i broker the stock market

[Anonymous No.50581177]

trannies are mad today!

[Anonymous No.50581178]

>>50581158
>not knowing the basic parts of the thesis this far in
ngmi

[Anonymous No.50581181]

>>50581069
You would think the asspain would end after so long

[Anonymous No.50581185]

>>50581158
That question is what makes the infinity pool possible. I suggest reading up on that, it's well worth the DD.

[Anonymous No.50581189]

>>50581158
Are you retarded? Do you not understand the whole point of moass? Shorts have to pay us whatever we're willing to sell for and delete the synthetics before they can even begin to buy shares to deliver.

[Anonymous No.50581197]

>canada thread
>ctrl-f "fertilizer"
>no matches
you really aren't paying attention are you

[Anonymous No.50581222]

>>50581158

[Anonymous No.50581228]

Imagine selling something you dont own and thinking that isnt a recipe for disaster down the road

[Anonymous No.50581233]

>>50581120
Your question presupposes his execution actually happened. 2000 years and you are still yet to provide evidence of this execution, or any events of his life for that matter. No eye-witness testimony, nor any contemporary accounts. Only the words of men who lived 100's of years after "inspired by the Holy Spirit".

Besides, as if Jews need a reason to murder a Prophet of Allah. Just ask Yahya/John who was split in half not long prior.

[Anonymous No.50581237]

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

[Anonymous No.50581238]

>>50581177
checking the mad tranny op

[Anonymous No.50581262]

>>50581181
I'm starting to think it's niggerfaggot, we haven't seen the little fucker for a while and he used to make /gme/ threads to bait with, this ones no different.

[Anonymous No.50581288]

>>50580944
The USA.

[Anonymous No.50581304]

>>50581228
They were getting away with it for decades, until Gamestonk. Bunch of vidya gamers took down the globalists, can't make this shit up. Even Donald Trump couldn't even take down the globohomos, it took kids living in their parents basements to take down these titans. Kek.

[Anonymous No.50581312]

>>50581233
Bible was written first hand.

[Anonymous No.50581313]

>>50581105
Hey Jimmy Chill

[Anonymous No.50581326]

still nobody talking about the fertilizer

[Anonymous No.50581333]

>>50581262
Shit you might be right and there's the whole leaf thing too. Watch him show up later to damage control his persona

[Anonymous No.50581336]

>>50581228
Only a true genius could come up with such a strategy, surely there’s no way it ever backfires
>50581233
Okay now you’re just lying. Your own book says that somebody was crucified that the people at least thought was him
>noooo don’t trust accounts of people who actually witnessed the things happening
>some rando living six hundred years later in a completely different part of the world surely knew better
It’s like me writing a biography on Joan of Arc, except the Internet doesn’t exist and the only sources are written in French, a language I can’t understand. Now answer the question, or call your “prophet” a filthy liar

[Anonymous No.50581345]

>>50581333
Checked. Ironic that he'd theme the thread as Canada, considering niggerfaggot is also a Canadian.

[Kenigger Griffaggot No.50581347]

*ring ring*
uh soooo not to freak you out president biden but uhm how am i going to say that well i think i did a bit of an oopsy. so i left the short algo bot running unattended, which is totally normal on wallstreet like everybody does that all the time, and i was not really worried about it because i mean this is like a super intelligent artificial intelligence, like matrix style and all, but well me president turns out it was actually just a simple code loop programmed by indians, yes indians, the dalit type indians pulled straight from the designated you know what. so again not to freak you mr president but i think this might kind lead to the death of the dollar and thus the end of the pax americana. so sorry, i know it sucks. i know you are angry which is why i'm already in a location your goons will never find me...so good luck me biden.
*click*

[Anonymous No.50581351]

oh wait its a gme thread not a canada thread, just a gme thread canada edition whatever the fuck that means. so nevermind

short squeeze was years ago you cult retards lol, fucking gamestop lol are you kidding me. why not blockbuster or blackberry if you want to throw your money away

[Anonymous No.50581359]

>>50581304
>I just wanted to play video games...

[Anonymous No.50581361]

>>50581177
checked for tomboys

[Anonymous No.50581370]

>>50581345
Niggerfaggot sucks at opsec.

[Anonymous No.50581381]

>>50581336
Congrats, you just described Paul the Deciever. A man who claimed to be an Apostle by the Will of God, without having ever met Jesus.

[Anonymous No.50581389]

>>50581333
>>50581181
>>50581069
>>50580997
Want me to summon him?

[Anonymous No.50581393]

>>50581222
Left out the part where the snake starts making cardboard cutouts of bananas and selling them to other apes claiming they can be exchanged for a real banana at any time, or how he borrows fruit baskets and returns everything in the basket except the bananas to borrow more bananas he can sell without people noticing. Or how the snake pays birds to fly around telling apes the bananas suck and they should just get ride of them and start buying grapes. Or how the snake hides the banana tree so no one knows how many bananas are left on it while he keeps lowering the price of bananas and saying there's plenty of bananas in the tree behind that rock that he won't let us look at.

[Anonymous No.50581397]

>>50581370
perhaps i want you to know it's me so you spend the whole thread seething
KEK
BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.50581405]

>>50581389
call it a nigger while your at it

[Anonymous No.50581430]

>>50581177
I PUT A BABY IN A TOMBOY, I CAN HOLD GME UNTIL THE DAY I DIE AND STILL BE A WINNER
>VERIFICATION NEVER REQUIRED

[Anonymous No.50581438]

>>50581393
post banana

[Anonymous No.50581445]

>>50581430
>>50581361

[Anonymous No.50581454]

>>50581162
Do you not see the irony in that statement, considering the widespread fornication and morality committed by men you deem to be Prophets. You believe that the Almighty God, in His unlimited wisdom, would choose dirty, treacherous and lustful men to preach the message and be a guidepost for their nation?

David backstabbing his best friend in order to sleep with his wife? Lot getting drunk and sleeping with his own daughters?

Alhamdulillah, Muhammad came and defended the honour of the Prophets against the lies propagated by the Christians and Jews, even when it came to his detriment. He could've allied with your liars, but chose instead to clarify the truth about his predecessors. Peace and blessings on them all.

[Anonymous No.50581477]

>>50581430
I, too, gave a tomboy an impregnation fetish and summarily knocked her up, ensuring my children to be more chad.

[Anonymous No.50581489]

>>50581359
Same.

[Anonymous No.50581492]

>>50581397
>desperate

[Anonymous No.50581496]

while you wait for moass, if there are any anons that live in a super frigid part of the world, buy one of the last klondike choco tacos you can find and freeze it for a few years, possibly decades. Guarantee just for the kek potential of it that it will be worth something as that frozen chocotaco that someone paid 1 million for. The trick is to keep that shit perfectly sealed and frozen until then. I think only someone in antarctica could do something like that though because even alaska has summers

[Anonymous No.50581533]

>>50581405
Normally I don't do this but I'm feeling loose tonight.

>>50581397
Hey, Nigger. It's that time again.

Evening Frens. Just as I suspected last night. Not all of you got your shares yet. Pussyfooting by the lesser brokers. DRS your shares ASAP or at least transfer to a better broker like Fidelity or Vanguard.

Anyways I was pleased to see that we have fresh metrics regarding share counts. Now my understanding is that these are estimates rather than hard numbers. Feel free to set that record straight though. Otherwise they are encouraging to the GME thesis. We still have them by the balls so let's not let go of them.

> MIXED BAG COMPILATIONS
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE1lpLFBUpJ5IOF1M2GleTvwHN3ybnPON

> ARCHIVES
VOL 1: https://pastebin.com/00UnxGdi
VOL 2: https://pastebin.com/BYQsRy0v
OTHER RADIO/AUDIO: https://pastebin.com/jsv6RC5N

See you all tomorrow evening.

[Anonymous No.50581539]

>>50581496
ok

[Anonymous No.50581546]

glad to see baggie general is recognizing leaf superiority

i was keking pretty hard at the psuedo-schizos trying to figure out where i was during this past slurring

your local unpaid employee is extra sensitive these days, maybe he's jealous of MY salary?

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.50581551]

>>50579648
Waiting for FTDs edition.

[Anonymous No.50581566]

>>50581359
>>50581489
Now that I look back, it was always going to be video gamers. Vidya is the only form of recreation where your enemy is the rules of the system itself. Nobody glitch-speedruns golf by driving their cart the length of the course. Nobody noclips chess by having their pieces make illegal moves. Character mods (steroids) are banned in every sport. It's only vidya where that sort of rebellion is encouraged.

[Anonymous No.50581567]

>IM COMFY LOOK
>IM POSTING ABOUT RADIOS
>LOOK HOW COMFY I AM
>COMFY AND COZY
>NOT SEETHING
>EVERYONE NOT POSTING ABOUT HOW COMFY THEY ARE IS INDIAN
>MOASS SOON

[Anonymous No.50581571]

>>50579859
You dropped these, Cheshire puss

[Anonymous No.50581575]

>>50581496
Do you not have deep freezes where you come from?

[Anonymous No.50581576]

>50581454
>Unironic "my flavor of skycake could totally kick your flavor of skycake's ass" posting
Anyone that believes in God is good by me. Caring about which prophet was better or even real doesn't matter, organized religion is manmade and thus inherently corrupt across the board.
>>50581477
Based, be fruitful and multiply King.
>>50581496
I bet you one share it ends up coming back in a year and it being pulled off the shelves was another twinkie scenario or if you prefer a soda-based analogy a replay of New Coke.

[Anonymous No.50581580]

>>50581533
checked

[Anonymous No.50581594]

>>50581567
Why are you crying?

[Anonymous No.50581603]

>50581594
Why are you (((You)))ing redguard femboy?

[Anonymous No.50581606]

>>50580208
>Shorts. Must. Close.
kek
why?
isn't the whole theory that they never close?
hence the retarded "zombie stocks" (((theory)))
maybe they just won't close and you'll crab into oblivion and i'll kek your bags until you rope

[Anonymous No.50581620]

>>50581533
Checked and based radio drama anon

[Anonymous No.50581635]

>50581606
They never had to close because they successfully bankrupted these companies you dumb faggot.

[Anonymous No.50581640]

>>50581620
based keklouies.gif stealer

[Anonymous No.50581687]

>>50581635
>literally demolishing their cash on hand every single quarter
>will run out of money in a year at this rate unless they continue to dilooooot

sorry my bad i forgot they released the NFT marketplace

THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS OF REVENUE IN THE FIRST TWELVE HOURS

[Anonymous No.50581723]

>>50580208
>Shorts. Must. Cl-ACK!

[Anonymous No.50581751]

>50581687
One of your own guys said they won't be going bankrupt naturally for 10-15 years. I don't Kens got 10-15 years left in him.

[Anonymous No.50581763]

>>50581262
>Watch him show up later to damage control his persona

[Anonymous No.50581765]

>>50581177
>A tomboy, but they have less periods because of hormone blockers and you fuck them like a submissive twink instead of an overpriviliged needy brat
>something that needs to be stopped

You're fucking ruining it for us, shut up!

[King Slime No.50581773]

>YFW Pajeet has clocked in

[Anonymous No.50581788]

>mfw nf has clocked in with his three ids that all reply to each other
mental illness

[Anonymous No.50581802]

>>50581454
David backstabbing his best friend in order to sleep with his wife
didn't happen was some random solder and David was punished with the death of his son and a famine
Lot getting drunk and sleeping with his own daughters
the daughters raped him and the offspring where the enemies of the Israelites
TLDR
Mussy never read a book and was tricked by a rappy man with a shit book

[Anonymous No.50581830]

>>50581454
Why the fuck would I care about the Jewish texts? The entire preamble leading up to the new testament is merely justification for Jesus casting the Jews out of the temple for their sacrilegious ways, demonstrating the spiritual renouncement as God denounces them as his chosen.

[Anonymous No.50581833]

>>50581751
>"One of your own guys"
>he thinks i have "guys"
chadshill is a privately contracted economic mercenary
i work alone.
gamestop won't go bankrupt because i don't want the fun to stop
gamestop will crab between 20 and 50 until ive mentally destroyed you
only after every last baggie has roped will i finally buy ONE share and then gamestop will immediately begin trading at 18 goriliion dollars per share (post-split)
nothing personnelle

[Anonymous No.50581836]

>>50581687
Woah man, they are using their cash to reinvest hard into the business and create two whole brand new divisions of the company in only two years? Doing it on near zero debt? Hmmm I wonder when the startup costs for distribution centers, customer care centers, and a fucking NFT marketplace arent a part of a quarter it'll show how profitable gamestop really is now.

[Anonymous No.50581840]

>>50581763
Fucking kek. Where are those little faggots from the last few threads bitching about the original baker?
>WAAA BAKER TAKES TOO LONG TO BAKE
Fucking newfaggots needs to $ROPE

[Anonymous No.50581842]

Kek crypto baggies

[Anonymous No.50581846]

>>50581765

[Anonymous No.50581858]

Pepe posts really amping up over at the cringe mines. Schizo bitch hyperblu posting pepes now. Gee i wonder if this will be used against redditors later on lol

[Anonymous No.50581868]

Anybody else get this email from vanguard?
>We received the paperwork for the transfer of your assets from Vanguard to Computershare. Your paperwork will be reviewed by our Processing department and we will follow up with you if there are any concerns.

>Note: Requests are processed on a first-come, first-served basis. Due to the volume of requests we receive, please allow up to 30 days for the process to be completed.
Isn't this supposed to take only 3 days?

[Anonymous No.50581879]

>>50581833
Kek. Honestly this one got me. Now you're having fun NF.

[Anonymous No.50581881]

>>50581868
Tyfys

[Anonymous No.50581896]

>>50581802
>the daughters raped him and the offspring where the enemies of the Israelites
I haven't read the bible in almost a decade and I know Lots' daughters had relations with their father but is the rest of that really true?

[Anonymous No.50581901]

>>50581868
>30 days
oof
Chadelitybros sound off

[Anonymous No.50581909]

Uh oh

https://twitter.com/michaeljburry/status/1552118166297333760?s=21&t=FMZPsCTa-RMLCgbpGbhlVQ

[Anonymous No.50581911]

>>50581788
>mfw baggies that try to larp as schizos can't even detect my posting style
mental illness

[Anonymous No.50581913]

>>50581566
>untested powerlifting federations

[Anonymous No.50581919]

>>50581858
what a perfect way to end it

[Anonymous No.50581924]

>>50581896
Yea The elder then lay with her father without his knowing. She insisted the younger do the same, and so the younger did the same to her father the next day. The older daughter conceived Moab (Hebrew מוֹאָב, lit., "from the father" [meh-Av]), father of the Moabites;[Genesis 19:37] the younger conceived Ben-Ammi (Hebrew בֶּן-עַמִּי, lit., "Son of my people"), father of the Ammonites.[Genesis 19:38]

The Moabites were in conflict with the Israelites from the 13th century. They are noted several times in the Old Testament. King Saul of Israel in the 11th century fought against the Moabites (1 Samuel 14:47), who later granted asylum to the family of the young rebel and future king David (1 Samuel 22:3–4).

[Anonymous No.50581923]

>>50581177
I'll rescue them.

[Anonymous No.50581932]

>>50581909
>this gigantic retard faggot is unironically autistic and retarded and has been right ONE fucking time EVER about his macroeconomic predictions
KEK

[Anonymous No.50581945]

>>50581913
You think that's bad, equipped benching is basically a chest console.

[Anonymous No.50581956]

>>50581909
He didn't say no cap so I'm doubtful

[Anonymous No.50581968]

>>50581909
it was foretold

[Anonymous No.50581973]

>>50581932

arent you the nigger that sucks off elon

[Anonymous No.50581980]

>>50581924
>the daughters gave way to adultery and doomed their ancestors
>who later granted asylum to the family of the young rebel and future king David
It's like hearing an epic political script, it just ties together really nicely. I will never understand why people say the bible is boring to read.

[Anonymous No.50582000]

>>50581973
i can't keep up with all the fanfiction lore you faggots have written about me kek
elon is a gigantic faggot and so are you

[Anonymous No.50582013]

>>50582000
ah so youre a janny lover

[Anonymous No.50582014]

>>50581909
did someone say last hurrah?

[Anonymous No.50582017]

>>50582000
>CLEAN IT UP
for free huh

[Anonymous No.50582019]

>>50582000
checked
they think I am you
KEK

[Anonymous No.50582022]

>>50581980
I will never understand why people say the bible is boring to read.
Kids can't read and most people love the antichrist to much to love the ALPHA AND OMEGA CHRIST

[Anonymous No.50582024]

>>50581945
Anything other than belts or elbow/knee wraps are for fags. Bench and squat suits are the gayest thing to happen to powerlifting since undetectable test analogues that turn athletes into Caitlyn Jenners for frying their endocrine system.
>>50581973
They are and you should stop replying to them.

[King Slime No.50582025]

>>50581868
yes. it's my first time DRS w/vanguard though, so no frame of reference.

[Anonymous No.50582034]

>>50582013
i've been slurred more times than anyone in this general
my greatest achievement was getting the baker uh-oh stinky'd back in like may

[Anonymous No.50582041]

>>50581945
it takes skill in itself

[Anonymous No.50582042]

>>50582022
>2022
how can one man be so based?

[Anonymous No.50582058]

>>50581830
Throwing a portion of your Scripture under the bus to make a point to a random guy on 4chan. Ample proof of the weakness of the Bible, no surprise it has been left behind for feel-good music and gay Priests.

At least we can agree on one thing, Ryan Cohen is the only Jew I'll ever trust.

[Anonymous No.50582063]

>>50581765
Almost based but they mutilate their chests even when they never had tits in the first place, and they get fat, hairy in the wrong places, their vaginas smell off in a way you can't quite describe, and the clit gets gross.

It's very close to perfection, in concept, but there are irreconcilable problems with tomboys on T.

[Anonymous No.50582065]

>>50582034
people hate ken griffin, no one will remember you

[Anonymous No.50582068]

>>50581909
So hyped for this crash

[Anonymous No.50582073]

>>50582022
Kids can and should read, especially in today's age. The more "lighthearted" stories from the bible are fine but after 8th grade English the bible (with few exceptions, like Revelations) really isn't too hard to understand.
I remember the book of Esther being genuinely interesting as a kid.

[Anonymous No.50582082]

>>50582025
It's supposed to take no longer than 3-5 business days and they're most likely giving you and everyone else that filed a request recently the runaround. You can try escalating it to a corporate compliance officer but it's entirely too late in the game to be trying to pull that kind of shit and expecting it to actually work, although it's worth a shot. Even Fidelity has at various points in this journey given me the runaround on trying to direct register shares and saying it'd take several weeks, I asked for corporate compliance officer and every time they get back to me and say it'll be 3-5 business days and here's your confirmation number. A lot of short sold shares got purchased and direct registered, including dividend issued shares, again with iBroker being one of the brokers affected and openly stating as much, and this creates massive fucking headaches behind the scenes that are extremely difficult to unravel. I'm sure redguard fembody will have some inane drivel to spout off with about what I'm about to say, but the price going down these past couple days in spite of a bunch of factors saying it logically and legally should be going up is incredibly bullish.

Fuck shills, waaaaaagmi.
>Verification not required

[Anonymous No.50582088]

besides, normal powerlifting is more of a beauty pagent. I like how geared is literally just duct taping humans together for the sole purpose of disgusting, grindy lifts. I've only ever competed in the former but they both have their place
>>50581945

[Anonymous No.50582092]

>>50582065
>i get slurred in minutes every time i post
>i post for 10 minutes once every like 3 days
>people still constantly talk about me while im gone even though i barely even get the opportunity to chadpost anymore
>"no one will remember you"
keep coping
kek baggies

[Anonymous No.50582097]

>>50581802
Wow, you're right. Made it all up. Perhaps I'll just claim to be inspired by the Holy Spirit and collect 10% of poor people's income like you lot.

[Anonymous No.50582098]

>>50582042
Amen brother Amen
Also read your bible you learn knew stuff each time

[Anonymous No.50582103]

>>50582092
you think it takes any energy to point out the obvious lol

[Anonymous No.50582107]

>>50582097
>Perhaps I'll just claim to be inspired by the Holy Spirit and collect 10% of poor people's income like you lot.
You need a mob first. The church was always a protection racket.

[Anonymous No.50582108]

>i post for 10 minutes once every like 3 days
Because you keep getting banned like a fucking retard
KEK

[King Slime No.50582110]

>>50582082
See, my rep wouldn't give a confirmation number.
I assumed it would take about 3 days and that's just their standard boilerplate but now you've piqued my interest.

[Anonymous No.50582115]

>>50582092
i am enjoying larping as you
the seethe is already built in
all i have to do is post

[Anonymous No.50582119]

>>50581189
Seems like the thesis is fucking wrong because the price has just dropped since the splivvy

[Anonymous No.50582135]

>>50582097
He doesn't know that the 10% rule was because the priest were the state during the rule of the Judges
He can't say anything about my correction of his lies so he needs to bring up a new topic he also have no clue on

[Anonymous No.50582141]

>>50582108
>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
whatever you say kek

[Anonymous No.50582155]

>>50579974
I'm not 100% on the critical margin theory but I'm sure theyre dancing a fine line. That post really just compares GameStop and citadels longs while ignoring that citadel has to shell out money daily to keep positions open, for swaps, and shills. And if ken wasn't in deep shit I don't think citadel would be taking bailout money from other funds

[Anonymous No.50582160]

>>50582115
you'll never be me

[Anonymous No.50582169]

You've never posted anything of quality. You're akin to the Barney-fag on /v/
Eternally monitoring these threads and losing your shit every single time until a janny gets a hold of you
Imagine getting banned more times than anyone can count and STILL seething over a stock you don't own
Maximum KEK

[Anonymous No.50582173]

>>50582092
I don't hate you NF. You're one of the more interesting characters to emerge from this saga. You amuse me the way a jester amuses a king. I commend you for sticking to the role.

[Anonymous No.50582179]

>>50582160
i dont want to be you stinky

>>50582169
>NOT GOOD QUALITY POSTS
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.50582185]

>>50582155
what pisses me off about that post is that it shows something completely separate from critical margin, and it claims to "debunk it" without doing so.

[Anonymous No.50582187]

>>50582169
>he still has the image saved and he's still seething about this post to this day

[Anonymous No.50582203]

xxkjSM93
>I was just pretending to be retarded

[Anonymous No.50582216]

>>50582203
real or fake
i still get the seethers (you)

[Anonymous No.50582229]

xxkjSM93
Keep projecting.
Shitposting is still shitposting you newfaggot

[Anonymous No.50582230]

>>50582216
except (You) don't get paid for the (You)s but
(I Do)

[Anonymous No.50582250]

>Shitposting is still shitposting
yes
how much GME discussion has happened in this thread?
i win
you lose

[Anonymous No.50582263]

>>50582185
that's how you know it's a Jewish trick

[Anonymous No.50582267]

Derailing threads does have that effect you newfaggot.

[Anonymous No.50582270]

>>50582250
>how much GME discussion has happened in this thread?
mfw

[Anonymous No.50582271]

How many tomorrows until it's today?

[Anonymous No.50582284]

>>50582267
>anime poster
didn't read

[Anonymous No.50582285]

>>50582271
0

[Anonymous No.50582298]

>>50582271
It's always tomorrow until it's today. Every day has a 50/50 chance of shit popping off, either it do or it don't

[Anonymous No.50582301]

Anime website

[Anonymous No.50582310]

>>50582135
The dishonesty. You threw a baseless claim of fornication at the Quran, I provided a clear example of incestuous adultery ( both abhorrent and punishable by death) to which you brushed aside and said I haven't read a book.

You've failed to answer the one fundamental question that differentiates our religions: where and who is the source of your information? Just like we don't accept DD from no-names with no prior credentials and experience, why should we accept taking our foundational beliefs upon which we live our lives from anonymous writers?

But of course, you won't answer that. You can't, there is no answer. The only thing you have to cling on to is faith in Christ. Despite him telling you his whole life not to, and direct that faith to the Father.

May Allah guide you to following Jesus, Abraham and Muhammad in worshipping the Almighty alone.

[Anonymous No.50582312]

>>50582271
What is today's, but yesterdays tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.50582354]

>>50582301
>business and finance board
go back to tranny general faggot

[Anonymous No.50582392]

>being this new
You have to go back you retarded canacuck

[Anonymous No.50582399]

Well I didn’t win mega millions

Guess MOASS is tomorrow then

[Anonymous No.50582404]

game stop is all anyone ever needs, religion and the three headed nigger faggot will never make it simpe as

[Anonymous No.50582416]

>>50582354
why are you replying to the 500lb pedo tranny

[Anonymous No.50582435]

>>50582392
i'm here until (You) rope or get gunned down because you went for a 5 minute walk in your burger neighborhood kek
>you'll never be a rural canadian

[Anonymous No.50582449]

>>50582310
>>50582135
God is a lie. You're in a simulation. Stop wasting your life. Be good to your fellow man because they are just another form which you will inevitably be one day. You are the summation of the universe and reality experiencing itself. Forgo your artificial constraints that often lead to ignorance and suffering of your fellow man.

Mohammad slept with children. Jesus was the amalgamation of a number of different preachers/"prophets" of the time and never did any real miracles. There's still plenty of time in your current mortal form to experience life without limits.

[Anonymous No.50582456]

xxkjSM93
Nice projection, but I'm not the baker you meltdownie newfaggot. Keep seething though

[Anonymous No.50582498]

>>50582456
>ignores my reply
>too busy dodging gunfire
kek

[Anonymous No.50582510]

>keeps feeding me (you)s like the newfag he is

[Anonymous No.50582521]

A lot of you will find you will be unable to post tomorrow morning.

wagmi.

[Anonymous No.50582541]

>>50582110
If they didn't give you a confirmation number they scheduled a request for when your shares are settled (t+2 from purchase, so if you bought on a monday they're settled on thursday) or if your shares are already settled them saying a DRS transfer would "take several weeks" means "we don't have the fucking shares to send over and thus can't do it until we do, because we're either absolute dogfucking shitforbrains retards and don't own our customers positions or we haven't received the shares that should constitute those positions yet". While the former is only most likely for CFD bucketshops that never actually buy a motherfucking share for hardly anything unless pressed, the latter is very likely if - for example - a bunch of shorts were complete goobers and sold short shares they received from the dividend when they owed those shares to other people/brokers. There's also the whole "ibroker says the DTCC ain't sent them shit yet" angle and date of record getting pushed out to the 25th by brokers and really just a whole big wet shit-ton of crime, fraud, and fuckery afoot that could explain it.

But yeah, a DRS transfer isn't real without a confirmation number. Period. Even if they say they'll schedule it to happen on your behalf in the future, press them for a specific timetable and reasons why it isn't the literal second you requested it as it should be by law and keep hounding them for that confirmation number.

[Anonymous No.50582554]

>>50582510
>baggies larping like they're the ones who get paid in (You)'s
>not realizing i get paid from any interaction AND those payments triple if the thread is derailed

[Anonymous No.50582584]

Paid sentiment manipulation is a crime. Morality aside, admitting to a crime in a public forum is the height of idiocy.

[Anonymous No.50582590]

>>50582554
Here is some money.
Now, I have a question.

What’s it like being a wagie?

[Anonymous No.50582605]

>>50582584
don't care

[Anonymous No.50582611]

20pbtid damn dude thats 10% of the thread

[Anonymous No.50582623]

>>50582584

[Anonymous No.50582626]

>>50582590
what's it like losing 15% of your money in a week

[Anonymous No.50582639]

>>50582310
BRUH
i only made that post about you being wrong
it was some other guy you were talking to before
check ID

But I will answer your question
You threw a baseless claim of fornication at the Quran, I provided a clear example of incestuous adultery ( both abhorrent and punishable by death)
Let’s start with the adultery God never told the women to do what they did and at this point the only reason they where saved was because of Abraham
Like in my post I said they ended up fight the Children of Abraham and God never rewarded them.
The only reason why it was in the OT was to show where to Moabites came from.

baseless claim of fornication at the Quran
didn’t do my guy idk really know why that was said maybe you can tell me where I said that

where and who is the source of your information? Just like we don't accept DD from no-names with no prior credentials and experience, why should we accept taking our foundational beliefs upon which we live our lives from anonymous writers?

The writers of the gospels are 2 of the disciples and 2 of the disciple's disciples one was very literal as a tax collector and was the first gospel composed. John was the last to live and was also the last gospel. Luke was a dispel of Paul and spent much time around all of the 11 reaming disciples mark was another disciple of Paul who spend a loud of time around Peter before him and Paul died.

And they seemed to have believed what had happened as they willing died for Jesus

1/2

[Anonymous No.50582651]

>>50582310
Despite him telling you his whole life not to, and direct that faith to the Father.
Jesus said to follow God and that he was God
King James Bible John 14:7
If ye had known me, ye should have known my Father also: and from henceforth ye know him, and have seen him

“‘Your father Abraham rejoiced at the thought of seeing my day; he saw it and was glad.’ ‘You are not yet fifty years old,’ the Jews said to him, ‘and you have seen Abraham!’ ‘I tell you the truth,’ Jesus answered, ‘before Abraham was born, I am!’ John 8
Despite him telling you his whole life not to, and direct that faith to the Father.

[Anonymous No.50582657]

>>50582584
With respect, laws only matter if people are held to them. Words on paper are meaningless if there is no enforcement. Therefore one would be smart to follow the laws they know they would be prosecuted for breaking, and to disregard the ones that have a very very low chance of being enforced. Shilling is unlikely to result in any prosecution just like naked shorting, so their only concern is if they'll get paid.

All that matters to us is that the shorts never closed and we're still HODLing. Legal or illegal has very little to do with it.

[Anonymous No.50582661]

>>50581393
Perfect analogy

[Anonymous No.50582671]

>>50582449
Fuck off
Christ is king
repent

[Anonymous No.50582672]

>>50582639
>>50582651
nobody is ever going to read all of that
but you appear to be Christian
so you are based and YGMI

[Anonymous No.50582681]

>>50582671
christ is a faggot and so are you

[Anonymous No.50582693]

this faggot fills out so many captchas lol

[Anonymous No.50582694]

>>50582639
>>50582651
Christ could fuck 6 men at once with the holes in his hands, feet, mouth, and pooper. I hear he loved getting nailed

[Anonymous No.50582702]

>>50582681
now you've crossed the line buddy
im going to have to sneed you if you keep up this behavior

[Anonymous No.50582704]

>>50582657
Personally I think it's a case of Mr. Morris' revenge, and/or a certain someone from SIGA market general with a penchant for ban evasion and cockposting, but otherwise agreed.

[Anonymous No.50582708]

>>50582693
i get paid double when verification is required

[Anonymous No.50582717]

>>50582671
I decapitate kings

[Anonymous No.50582746]

xxkjSM93
>actually wanted nigger faggot to shit up the entire thread that you made
Fucking hell, some "Christian" you are.

[Anonymous No.50582751]

>>50579648
volume is everything faggots

[Anonymous No.50582757]

>>50581868
By law, yes. It is an entirely automated process and all they have to do is literally press a button. Vanguard will be one of the ones who makes it, but they are 100% fucking around, and you condone that by having your shares with them
>t. Has 124 shares of 402 with vanguard

[Anonymous No.50582764]

>>50582702
How do you feel about attached pic

[Anonymous No.50582774]

>>50582681
>>50582694
I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.

got btfod by assria, babylon, the greeks, the egyptians, the romans, and you are still seething mossad

[Anonymous No.50582780]

Is it a sin to have a threesome with my wife and another girl?

Probably huh

[Anonymous No.50582795]

>>50582757
In my experience Fidelity has been fucking around a bit too but has stopped short of going full retard. They get my transfers done when I ask, which is all I really give a shit about since I already know all brokers do fucky shit with shares they hold on clients behalf as legally speaking those shares are the brokers property to do with as they please and when you have trillions in AUM you can CFD to your hearts content without ever worrying about it, even if GME flipped bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.50582844]

>SIGA
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OHHHHHHHHH BAGGGGGIESSSSSS NICE SQUIZZLY SQUOZE YOU GOT THERE LMAOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50582859]

>>50582774
I grew up Mormon and was able to figure out that/Christianity is total bullshit very early in life. Try to do the same. Vape some DMT and stop parroting the words of humans at me as if it's divine.
Read simulation theory. Stop reddit spacing.

[Anonymous No.50582878]

>>50582780
Not if it's a softswap mostly focused on her having fun.

[Anonymous No.50582914]

>>50582859
Mormon/Christian
pick one and go back
stop doing drugs and return to Christ

[Anonymous No.50582931]

>>50582795
I think fidelity will make it too, but they are definitely bad news. Let’s not forget about how they accidentally slipped in a couple digits into the shoe table shares they made available, then when asked to explain themselves they linked a market watch article with a butthole on it. They have been for sure fucking around and they are as pissed about this whole situation as anyone else. Anti drs fags are a true cancer of this board and anywhere else, it is the sole reason we have been able to apply any pressure and have gotten anywhere at all desu. If I wasn’t so poor I would drs out of vanguard. But until I get a job they’re going to get to keep fucking with them I guess

[Anonymous No.50582945]

>>50582914
No one cares about your dead jew on a stick baggie lmao just stfu and buy siga

[Anonymous No.50582947]

>>50582914
not even jesus will pump your bags baggie
kek baggies

[Anonymous No.50582962]

>>50582931
>then when asked to explain themselves they linked a market watch article with a butthole on it
I still don't understand why people hotlink tweets like that. It's just ASKING to get trolled.

[Anonymous No.50582964]

Imagine getting your IQ blown out by a literal autist

https://twitter.com/michaeljburry/status/1552138057054228480?s=21&t=FMZPsCTa-RMLCgbpGbhlVQ

[Anonymous No.50582975]

Uh oh xxkjSM93, your butt buddy said that one thing again! >>50582947

[Anonymous No.50582977]

>>50582859
I was raised Baptist but found my way to the same place you have. All roads must converge, ha

[Anonymous No.50582989]

bros

[Anonymous No.50582991]

>>50582914
Why the fuck do you think I put a slash you incorrigible retard. They believe in christ and use the king james bible but their holy book and philosophy is an abomination compared to modern Christianity. But any mouth breather with a floor level IQ could tell you that Christianity is stupid as shit and Mormonism is 10x as stupid, cult-religion-corporate hybrid that it is. >>50582914

[Anonymous No.50583005]

>>50582977
Checked. Good on you. Hope life was and will be wonderful for you.

[Anonymous No.50583017]

>abrupt arrival of ascetic anonymous anthropologists arguing about ancient abrahamic anecdotes
It is literally happening right this second.

[Anonymous No.50583037]

>>50583017
Nice alliteration. Confirmed.

[Anonymous No.50583039]

Kek baggies. It's never happening

[Anonymous No.50583042]

>>50583017
Alliteratively amazing amigo
>dunno if the big one is soon but something surely is.

[Anonymous No.50583043]

>>50583017
This is why we shouldn't have "Christians" making these threads. OP is a fucking retard.

[Kenigger Griffaggot No.50583046]

>>50582931
drs'ing more shares = moass sooner

[Anonymous No.50583053]

>>50582521
works for me,boss.

[Anonymous No.50583077]

>>50583046
You've drsd half the float and they've dropped you 20% this week baggot imagine falling for the drs meme

[Anonymous No.50583086]

>>50582521
boy I hope so

[Anonymous No.50583087]

>>50583077
Checked and I’m selling now. Thanks.

Jkjk.

[Anonymous No.50583097]

>scroll through Cringemines, by new because I'm a masochist
>scroll through this thread to see if I missed anything
>see https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/w93yyz/an_ape_laughs/
>read >>50582859
It would be incredible if it's the same person, and I'm pretty sure it is.

[Anonymous No.50583105]

Man imagine falling for the "You need to DRS!" fud. Kek!

[Anonymous No.50583123]

Los Angeles is wild right now

[Kenigger Griffaggot No.50583132]

>>50583105
your mum fell for my fudge i squeezed into her filthy whore mouth

[Anonymous No.50583154]

>>50582991
the sinner wishes death is the end as he is fearful of the punishment of God.
In your heart you are rebellious with no righteousness
repent and look for the way

[Anonymous No.50583162]

>>50583123
kek mexis

[Anonymous No.50583200]

QRD of the fed rate hike tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.50583217]

>>50583200
200bps increase

All 3 circuit breakers

SPY -20% before market closes early

[Anonymous No.50583224]

>>50583200
>200
200 bepis points

[Anonymous No.50583229]

>>50583046
I just bought some right off CS the other day, goes through on Thursday I believe. I was spending money I don’t have on it right now but it’s so hard to resist sometimes

[Anonymous No.50583230]

>>50581533
I don't understand who isn't getting their shares, I even got mine on cashapp/robinhood day of.

[Anonymous No.50583234]

>>50583217
>>50583224
These.

[Anonymous No.50583248]

>>50582058
>Throwing a portion of your Scripture
Stopped reading right there. It's not my scripture.

[Anonymous No.50583259]

>>50583217
>>50583234
>>50583224
50 bps hike
GME -5% down
Don't know about SPY but probably green
No recession

[Anonymous No.50583262]

I want to stop being a baggie

[Anonymous No.50583264]

>>50581868
Yeah I did, mine was drs'd in 5 days or so.

[Anonymous No.50583274]

Why has the price been dropping for the last three trading day of GME if the volume is not only very low, but there's more shares that's been put into existence? With the exception of Fidelity there wasn't a lot of people selling.

[Anonymous No.50583278]

>>50583262
Then you should have sodl when you were still green

[Kenigger Griffaggot No.50583296]

>>50583229
same.
i still have shares in multiple brokers (so i'm part of the problem really) but any new shares i will buy i will buy directly through cs. it's really the (only) winning strategy and all of this could be over by now if the whole float was under lock. it's so simple and the fact that so many shills are anti-dsr should tell anons all they have to know.

[Anonymous No.50583302]

>>50583200
We’re going to see if they actually intend to do anything about it tomorrow or just let it implode. If they refuse to do anything about it now especially as we enter into a recession it’ll be clear at this point what is actually going on. Up to this point it seems like they were holding out for a Hail Mary or something. Nowhere left to run now

[Anonymous No.50583304]

>>50583259
This except the opposite

[Anonymous No.50583316]

>>50583278
>Then you should have sodl
no thx 1.5 yrs long enough please and thank you

[Anonymous No.50583350]

>>50583326
>>50583326
>>50583326
Threaded.

[Anonymous No.50583355]

>>50583097
I have more hair on my chest than that kook does on their whole head

[Anonymous No.50583391]

>>50583154
Like I mentioned, the main person used for the stories about Christ was a giant cockslut. They could fit 4 dicks in the holes in their hands and feet, a couple in the mouth, and one in the pooper. They mistranslated "oh father forgive them" when it was really "oh daddy these people are naughty...", screamed with lust in his eyes while he took yet another cock in his willing holes.

[Anonymous No.50583428]

>>50583017
Very nice.

[Anonymous No.50583478]

>>50583217
I wish for this to be true, but I've seen too much to hold that kind of hope.

[Anonymous No.50583674]

>>50582964
can't. I'm not on cuckbase or SEC

[Anonymous No.50583962]

The government literally changed the definition of inflation. The market is never crashing rodents.

[Anonymous No.50583985]

>>50579988
you never had a 3ds to play animal crossing new leaf?

[Anonymous No.50583989]

>>50583962
you can't even follow the meme news correctly.

[Anonymous No.50584040]

>>50581397
lately, all biz is full of people crying over everything, no one still knows the concept of patience, even though I came close to crying over seeing qom being torn apart by bobo but I just waited like a good boy and was rewarded.
submission is the way

[Anonymous No.50584281]

>>50583230
Could be foreign investors.