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CRABBED.COM

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Lumine
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html <----- 3 days

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>50553615

>> No.50555219

FIRST FOR SIGAPHOBES

>> No.50555226

I'm just here to make money off of homos suffering

>> No.50555228

Jesus Loves you smg

Win or lose he has a plan for you and it is good. Pray to God and ask him to show you his plan for you!

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I should have boughted more siggers

>> No.50555232

SIGAchads, I kneel

>> No.50555240
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>>50555229
Grab a Bang's a cheer up

>> No.50555243
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50555243

SIGA is not a memestock. idiots who don't use critical thinking or can't do basic elementary research will lose.

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Come on NASDAQ.... I got it all riding on you

>> No.50555251

can someone explain my options with OGZPY?

I'm holding 100 shares

>> No.50555252
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>Anon, are you ready for your hike?
>50 bps? I hate to burst your bubble, but we need to go much farther to mitigate the 9% inflation.
>I hope you can handle the rush!

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>>50555205
fuck you crabby

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I can't hear you.

>> No.50555275

>>50555243
im interested now- if it drops to 11-12 range I may get in

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>>50555266
i hope you get crabs!

>> No.50555280

https://voca.ro/18RJJwaSyzcH

>> No.50555283

siga shit is making these threads unbearable

>> No.50555286
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lol GME baggies

>> No.50555291

Any quality stocks with low market caps that are crabbing and been dumping for a while now? I want some stonks to buy right now that we are at a discount.

>> No.50555295

>>50555240
barqs*

>> No.50555296

>>50555251
I'm holding Russian stock purchased right at the bottom before being frozen also. I think you can trade it person to person (depending on country).

>> No.50555298

>>50555187
>>50555187
>>50555187
>>50555187
this is the one true thread, it has the lower post number

>> No.50555308
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>>50555295
uh, sorry chud, you have been fact checked

>> No.50555310

>>50555298
>not a single post
lol
lmao

>> No.50555320

>>50555308
>he believes the 'fact checkers' and 'wikipedia'
NGMI

>> No.50555325

>>50555296
US here. Fidelity sent me a notice saying I can do something with the ADRs.

>> No.50555328

>>50555228
have a downvote

>> No.50555330

>>50555252
75bps is expected, anything equal or less than that will result in a pump because this market is gay

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>>50555228
I reject gods plan and will make my own.

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>>50555308

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>>50555291
Buy Tonix. It's a gamble on monkeypoop vaccine.

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50555340

My hands are getting sweaty

>> No.50555343

>>50555291
KOS but it’s an energy stock that trades as a harmonic to the sector.
Hit 0.52 a share March 2020 when oil went negative and recently broke $8 when oil hit the high a month ago.
Now it’s 5.66

>> No.50555344

>>50555296
You probably just gotta hold, eventually the Jews will want to try and rape Russian resources

>> No.50555356

>>50555328
>>50555331
He still loves you! Jesus saves and will be there when you want to repent and come back.

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>>50555283
SIGA is worse than the Putin variant, am I right vaxoid?

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>>50555330
Cool ill just load up my recently cleared margin with more webl to cover my ass.

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Biz is still the only ones talking about this right now.

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>>50555283
SMG is Siga Market General Sucka.

>> No.50555380

>>50555340
I'm happy for you bro. One of the few guys on this board that deserves to make it.

>> No.50555383

Holly shit I was wrong about S.I.G.A. There is no way monkeyyypox isn't anything but a meme though... r-right?

>> No.50555384

>BHSIF back over three cents
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.50555402

>>50555283
sure but it is preforming.... cant deny

>> No.50555403

>>50555371
I'm a knight of the gay sex!

>> No.50555408
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50555408

I think there will be a glorious pump tomorrow. The way down I made really good gains but I proper bear market rally is more then overdue. Everyone is thinking everything thing is priced in now. Next earning season will be the next massacre.

>> No.50555409

>>50555340
Good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell (half) is generally the rule for options.
>Verification not required

>> No.50555410

>>50555383
From what I can tell it's gonna be the new aids at worst

>> No.50555411

>>50555383
of course not goy i mean sir

>> No.50555413
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>>50555371
Anyone with less than 100 shares is the knights bitch.

>> No.50555435
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50555435

lost my job, so now i'm back investing in the stock market and i'm going to short as much as i can before the big one happens. anyone looking at INTC? i haven't learned my lesson yet and i'm gonna try and play it again

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>>50555410
If it becomes a STD it will make SIGA extremely profitable because it will stay dormant and whenever you get stressed, sicked or don't sleep you will get an random outbreak.

>> No.50555439

My gf calls me "an immoral fuck" for betting on gay sex and how it's damaging for our relationship. We might break up, but at this point I wouldn't even care.

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>>50555555

>> No.50555444

>>50555413
>>50555403
>$16 almost
Lets gooooooooo!!!!

>> No.50555445
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>>50555408
Earnings are gonna be something else this week

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>>50555413
There needs to be a rank for less than 100 shares, and a knight's bitch and knight-in-training is called a squire. I humbly request whomst'd've has been shilling SIGA with infographics add a Squire of Gay Sex rank at 50 shares with everything below that being the SOXL bagholder pits. It'd give the poors some hope and only require a simple text edit.

>> No.50555467

>>50555439
Tell her it went up 1000% and ur now a millionaire and see how her tune changes

>> No.50555472

>>50555444
im getting in next pull back. thing might have potential. Is there no other pox drugs?

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*fucks over your general*

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>>50555445
How do you get this view?

>> No.50555496

>>50555445
im betting against it. wish me luck. Shorting S&P- lets go.

>> No.50555503

>>50555472
I tihnk Bavarian Nordic makes the vaccine. Not sure the advantage of that over Siga for stock. More experienced biotech investors will have to explain the difference between them.

>> No.50555505

Well hole in my shit. The SPY just took a fat steamy Amber Heard on my chart.

>> No.50555519

>>50555503
im gunna pray about it. But if i play this week right I am going to get some if it goes to 13 range again

>> No.50555535

>>50555519
Eh i dont know if it will get to $13 for long. WHO just declared it an emergency. Good chance it goes parabolic from panic.

>> No.50555543

remember 1-2 years ago when idiots on pol were spamming the 'pox' outbreak that was coming, lmfao cant believe they were right again

>> No.50555552

>>50555445
This is the week the market dies isn't it? When kikebook jewgle and microcock all report piss poor earnings and have no guidance as to what the fuck they're going to do to stop bleeding money?

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>> No.50555556

SIGA to $1000

>> No.50555560
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>>50555445
>Annaly

>> No.50555565

>>50555555

>> No.50555572

>>50555556
lol

>> No.50555580

>>50555535
>WHO just declared it an emergency
that made it move today- but it will fall again. Question is what is the next announcement people are waiting for.

>> No.50555581

>>50555445
Lol I used to work at on of those companies

>> No.50555591

>>50555503
My understanding is that there are significant side effects in the Bavarian Nordic vax, whereas the SIGA treatment has none. Having said that, I don't see any reason to not have money in both.

>> No.50555594

>>50555448
I dont know if there is really a longterm customer base for such a product anon.

>> No.50555596

>>50555580
Next leg up will be what biden admin does. Theyre in talks already with SIGA but to what end we dont know. Biden could come right out and hand them a billion or something. Or nothing.

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>>50555543
wait until they stick it to Putin

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>>50555556

>> No.50555605

>>50555552
im all in shorting S&P

>> No.50555606

>>50555580
uncle joe to declare it's a thing

>> No.50555612

Statistically, the probability of a second green VIX day is over 90% if the day prior was an engulfing, let’s see if it can close above 24.5

>> No.50555613

>>50555490
Too many important companies have earnings, I don't expect it but if something like AAPL has shit earnings it's not gonna be pretty. I think the worst one will be META though.

>> No.50555618

>>50555580
>that made it move today- but it will fall again.
lol. It might pull back a little, but this is just the beginning of the pandemic. I would not be surprised if SIGA is over $30 in a few months.

>> No.50555628

>>50555613
META is going to bleed, all companies cutting costs that means advertising is going to be down that's their core revenue

>> No.50555631
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SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.
SNEED.
SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED.
SNEED
FAGGOTS

>> No.50555633

>>50555618
>but this is just the beginning of the pandemic
This. Siga hasnt even made it to the news yet. Thats when you know its starting to reach the peak of the cycle.

>> No.50555639

>>50555618
I've done zero research on SIGA but do they actually have a working product or is it all hype like NVAX?

>> No.50555641

>>50555594
You kidding? AIDS drugs have made a shitload of money for the pharma sector, anti-anus-sore supplements will make a killing almost as big as adult diapers. The fag-facing service industry is a cash cow and will be for the foreseeable future unless they get outlawed and heemed out of existence if it keeps spreading to kids. Which would still be hilarious as all the SIGA NIGA's would also get heemed on their investments.

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>>50555631
...dude
Why would you post something so sad?

>> No.50555650 [DELETED] 

>>50555612
UVIX is not green on the daily yet.

>> No.50555651

>>50555639
They have a working product.

>> No.50555652

>>50555613
META and microsoft

>> No.50555661

>GAYSEX up 30%
impressive. very nice.

>> No.50555666

>>50555633
>That's when you know its starting to reach the peak of the cycle.
I'm worried we already hit peak awareness. But i don't hear anyone talking about it but 4chan.

>> No.50555678

>>50555666
Holy digits.

>> No.50555683

>>50555666
We are Covid in January 2020. Remember when only /pol/ was talking about it? Remember the staged videos of people dying on the streets of Wuhan?

>> No.50555686
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Invest in infectious disease. it's the number one risk in the next two years.

>> No.50555688

>>50555678
>unholy digits
ftfy

>> No.50555694

>>50555666
Just go to that other website and search its name on daily discussion. I got only 2 posters as of right now. Still no tv coverage on it either.

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>>50555631
TOO FUCKING SOON

>> No.50555697

Sour or Power?

>> No.50555701

>>50555543
How are they idiots if they're not only right but they're that early?

>> No.50555704

SIGAniggers are having a good day today but lets have a real talk here. Already we are seeing calls as high as $1000 per share. The SIGAniggers will still be holding the bag all the way back down like they always do when this shit peaks (tommorrow)

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>>50555666
Santa Maria, los digitos

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>>50555275
You missed that ship a week ago, the CDC announced mp emergency and SIG is the only company getting contracts from countries to make the vax, it's only up from here

>> No.50555722

>>50555686
>cybersecurity
>short term
lol, lmao

>> No.50555726

>>50555704
>like they always do
The difference is that now it's not pure speculation and hype. We are officially in a pandemic.

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>>50555631
too soon anon not cool

>> No.50555729

$16!!!!!
>$16!!!!!
$16!!!!!
>$16!!!!!
$16!!!!!
>$16!!!!!
$16!!!!!
>$16!!!!!

>> No.50555737

>>50555722
Cyber won't exist after ww3

>> No.50555738

>>50555683
I do remember that.... ill pray about it

>> No.50555745
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I sold my SIGA calls too soon...

WHY AM I ALWAYS SUCH A PUSSY ASS BITCH

>> No.50555746

boy did that anon with $20k in siga puts got heemed, rip bro lmao

>> No.50555751

>>50555726
>pandemic
>only affects faggots
>doesn't even kill
Ok

>> No.50555754

>>50555694
Why SIGA though? Why not a bigger bio firm? Who has ownership of them?

>> No.50555759

>>50555751
Take it up with the WHO.

>> No.50555763

>>50555746
>that anon a month ago who got heemed on the calls
>now some anon getting heemed on puts
lol

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>>50555754
BVNRY is up way more than SIGA. I bought back in may. Its up over 85%..

>> No.50555769

Alexa didn't turn on my AC after I told her to, what are some puts for this feel

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me on the left
/smg/ on the right

>> No.50555774

>>50555720
>You missed that ship a week ago
maybe but there is a ton of day trading on it- could shake it down a bit,

>> No.50555779

Jfc, SIGA is gonna dump after hours, isn’t it? Should I sell some and reload after the dip?

Fuck fuck fuck

>> No.50555781

>>50555763
/smg/ in a nutshell

>> No.50555790

>>50555769
Do it yourself you lazy cunt

>> No.50555791

The greatest crisis of our time is gay men being afraid to have sex

>> No.50555798

>>50555763
Probably the same guy

>> No.50555797

>>50555763
i have a strong suspicion you weren't here on friday now were you

>> No.50555802

>>50555779
Yes

>> No.50555806

Uvix just hit green for daily.

>> No.50555810

>>50555790
No, I don't think I will.

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>>50555763
>>50555781

>> No.50555814

>>50555754
>Who has ownership of them?
Blackrock is their biggest holder, followed by a few other giant institutions iirc

>> No.50555817

>>50555791
t. Jim Biden

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Sheeeeeesh no cap glad i didnt listen to siga virgins and blessed the GOVX stonk with my tendies fr

>> No.50555827

>>50555720
>cdc
>vax

You don’t know shit about SIGA, do you?

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>>50555814
Blackrock and vanguard invest in all of the pharmaceutical companies. Doesn't mean shit.

>> No.50555848

>>50555814
That's like saying Hydrogen is the biggest shareholder of air. Blackrock is everywhere

>> No.50555847
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SIGAMALES we are unstoppable!

>> No.50555850

>>50555810
Jewish son of a bitch

>> No.50555863

>>50555814
damn- yea this week I feel like I need to short the S&P, so I will. I am sold though, I am getting in a position after it collapses from the day trading and swings from this announcement.

>> No.50555870

>>50555829
>large institutions holds some of a company
>the largest holders of a company are large institutions
very, very different statements

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>>50555825
you made $300 that is a nothing burger... GOVX is still a risky play. But if MONKEY PEE gets worse all of these companies will rise.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

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Lot of tacopeople at Huntington Beach over the weekend. Shit, they're basically the majority in California now.
Might as well just start buying KO now and forever.

>> No.50555878

>>50555848
Nigga you retarded? Hydrogen?

>> No.50555885

>>50555850
Listen, I bought this piece of shit so I could yell at it when I don't want to get up. I'm shorting Amazon TODAY

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>>50555847
uh oh
looks like my average is gonna up

>> No.50555890

>>50555340
hold it motherfucker, look at all that volume buying at these prices
you WILL make it and impregnate many asian women

>> No.50555898

>>50555877
>at Huntington Beach
thats a shame- place will probably start to get nasty there now.

>> No.50555899

>>50555878
Is it nitrogen, listen I took chemistry literally 15 years ago and it obviously shows

>> No.50555902
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>> No.50555908
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>SPY volume

>> No.50555911
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>>50555874
sell in may and go away

>> No.50555925

>>50555899
Yeah and I took holocaust history class a decade ago and I will NEVER forget the 6 million

>> No.50555927

>>50555908
who is this anal slut?

>> No.50555939

>>50555927
CEO of Long Drink beverage company

>> No.50555942

>>50555898
It was just crowded but fairly clean since it's in Orange County. Still depressing to see a bunch of Latino goblins and only one or two legitimate beach blondes.
LA, San Diego, San Francisco, and Oakland are all still garbage.

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>>50555927
idk some yuro whore froim girlsdoporn.

>> No.50555953
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>market moving sideways for 1 month 3 weeks

>> No.50555955

>>50555925
I kneel

>> No.50555962

what was the data coming out Thursday? I know we have GDP Friday and then fed Wednesday

>> No.50555969

>Aug 19 $20 SIGA call
Might actually make it brehs

>> No.50555977
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50555977

Funny how my entire portfolio is down, but all of my monkey pee and monkey poo plays back in May are carrying the entire portfolio up in the green up 8%. HAHAHHAHA PEAK CLOWN WORLD

>> No.50555980

Ok, I think that's enough selling can we go back to green please thanks :)

>> No.50555989

>>50555953
big players are waiting to make their moves until the find a sign that inflation has peaked or that the fed is easing up on rate hikes

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>>50555980
No :D

>> No.50555998

$19 TQQQ EOW

>> No.50556003

>>50555877
California is ass, not even like 10 years ago it was still nice in some places it's just irredeemable most places now. Bums managed to end up in my suburban town, theres not a lot but how the fuck does that even happen.

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>>50555980
>Ok, I think that's enough selling can we go back to green please thanks :)
All you had to do was ask

>> No.50556026
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50556026

I would like to thank the homosexual community for their generosity

>> No.50556041
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50556041

Finally...our time has come SIGAs.

>> No.50556043

>>50556003
I still like San Diego tho, mostly because TJ is literally just down the road.

>> No.50556051

>>50556026
fuck man.... i am glad for all you but wow i was not brave enough to do that risky of a move

>> No.50556053

>>50556026
nice dude. i was a pussy retard and only bought 50 shares. at least my puts and inverse ETFs are still making me thousands

>> No.50556067
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50556067

>comfy stock board on stocktwits
>goes up 20%+ in a day
>board is flooded with bots, jeets, etc. spamming "TA" and their larping positions

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>>50556041
I invested in both and that is true. My CMRX has barely broken even. HAHA

>> No.50556076
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Laugh at my TA if you want I think this TA of mine points the reality of stocks. If I'm correct we will experience a few years of slowly increasing interest rates to weaken the dollar as the economy pushes sideways with less output from america higher rates are an inverse of growth if you can believe it stock strength is dictated by spending. The naysayers like peter schiff complaining about a decade of quantitative easing ignore ratios. Ideally we should have hit recession by mid 90s but the bullshit kept going if I was going real schizo I would do research into american express and mcdonalds oddly they came into the dow jones as it pivoted in mid 80s perhaps they got big cash flows from government connected investment funds for growth. And most fake "growth" happened long before post 2008 printing. The stock market should hit bottoms and interest rates will ease around the time crypto "defi" is used as the new age credit card to pump us to numbers far beyond our current highs. I predict bottoms in my updated TA to be around 2010 levels at worst and it will be a slow grind down. For now I think we are in a holding pattern where temporary dollar strengthening is cushioning the fall so we dont hit my bottom line, markets are manipulated to not fall so hard but form hard bottoms where government/hedge funds are lenders of last resort to push us into the next multidecade spending bubble. For all we know ethereum could be the next american express and its just the 1950s of crypto "lending" now.

>> No.50556083
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>>50556026
Hey look how close we are SIGA bro

>> No.50556098

>>50556083
I took my principal out. Couldn’t stand to dump everything after close. We have to retrace at least a bit after a huge run up.

>> No.50556109
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50556109

I only have 1000 SIGA shares.
Laugh at me.

>> No.50556117

>>50556098
I have nothing to lose. This is literally my last chance to make it.

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I would like to say that as of this moment, no single anon who has bought SIGA since it was originally discussed has lost money.

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>>50556109
I only have 20.

>> No.50556148

>>50556051
>>50556053
Last friday I threw $3k into some OTM calls because that dump seemed fake as hell. Sold those calls today for $10k. They actually would be worth about $20k right now, but fuck it. I still have a bunch of shares that I'm holding.

>>50556083
Godspeed, bro. WAGMI

>> No.50556151

>>50556139
I made $3 overall

>> No.50556154

>>50556139
Except the multitudes that panic sold during all those sell off/pull backs. Many such cases

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>>50556067
>With this group I earned 6 gorillion, here's why instead of living it up I'm being a fucking loser who still looks at stocktwits

>> No.50556168

>>50556026
richfag how much u have invested?

>> No.50556173

Buy SOXL

>> No.50556182

any reason i shouldn't have bought
1.93k shares of LABU???

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>>50556003
>Bums managed to end up in my suburban town, theres not a lot but how the fuck does that even happen

why didn't you do anything about it?

>>50555925
>I took holocaust history class a decade ago

I get one of those everytime I log on YouTube

>> No.50556209

>>50556117
Godspeed, sister

>> No.50556213

>>50556117
I’m going to reload bigly if and when we dip. I got cash on the sideline ready to go.

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Rate my setup SMG

>> No.50556242

>>50556213
you and me both

>> No.50556261

>>50556186
They're just near the old railroad tracks, out of sight but still fucking strange. Never seen that growing up, there would usually be one or two guys with tin cans not half a dozen with tents and tarps set up. You can’t legally do anything either.

>> No.50556276

Is there any reason to be bullish on AMD at this point

I want to turn my brain off and sell covered calls on margin

>> No.50556293

>>50556224
>that uber put
lmao, but also enjoy your theta decay

>> No.50556294

>>50556276
Don't

>> No.50556297
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50556297

Bavarian Nordic and the WHO have already admitted the monkepoz vaccines are experimental this is literally another vaccine trial
https://www.tiktok.com/@us.army.veteran/video/7124065711969865003?_t=8UHnpPrqVSM&_r=1

>> No.50556299

>"he keeps buying?"
>"keep dumping."
>*sensibly chuckles*

>> No.50556306

Jerome, I can't hike. It's over 100°F this week.

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>>50556294
b-but

>> No.50556319

>>50556224
I take it you think the NASDAQ is going to go down?

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When the fuck is the bottom. I've been waiting since June

>> No.50556330

>>50556276
I'm bullish on AMD as company.

I absolutely hate the fucking ticker.

>> No.50556353

>>50555205
LONG VIX NIGGAS ON THE CHECK IN

>> No.50556365

>>50556276
>Is there any reason to be bullish on AMD at this point
Take one good look at Intel

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>he sold the DVN bottom

>> No.50556385

>BYND
lmao
my puts be printing

>> No.50556388

>nasdaq takes a fat shit
>everything else is fine
as it should be

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I want pussy so bad bros.

>> No.50556402

>>50556261
>You can’t legally do anything either.

Why should someone less intelligent than you make laws for you to follow? Just dump Ice water on them at night.

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>>50556326
This isn't the bottom

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>>50555340
>Dear God man, take some profits!

>> No.50556427

PSTH expires worthless in 20 minutes and the warrants are $0.25 instead of $0.01.
So the market is pricing the SPARs are worth something huh.

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>>50556326

>> No.50556445

>>50556400
It's not that difficult to go to the animal shelter and adopt a cat.

>> No.50556454

Damn thread is slow today. Got some random low volume stocks reporting today. Let us see how this goes.

>> No.50556471

My dog has cancer and the vet is trying to nickel and dime me

>> No.50556496

Would it be low IQ to plan on the Euro dropping hard this Winter and buying a lot of it with the intent of selling it when the value climbs back up?

>> No.50556498
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50556498

The swingy dump at the EoD for SIGA is your last chance to buy, thank me later.

>> No.50556499

WAFU

>> No.50556500

>>50555779
>SIGA is gonna dump after hours
there is a good chance of it doing that or falling hard

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tfw sold the generational SIGA top

>> No.50556512

>>50556496
>euro
>value
lol

>> No.50556515

Holy shit all these new fuckers on the SIGA twits board need to fuck off.

>> No.50556533
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How are you doing?

>> No.50556536

>>50556515
We used to be cozy. We used to have fun there.

>>50555779
>>50555802
>>50556500
Hegies always lower the SIGA price Afterhours. You'll see the most hilarious price action. Might happen this afternoon also, good time to buy like always.

>> No.50556538

>>50556512
Are you saying the value of the Euro relative to the USD wouldn't increase after the Winter?

>> No.50556542

buying LOGI puts rn

>> No.50556547

>>50556471
depending on how old he is anon you might want to just put him down and save him the suffering

>> No.50556564

>>50556365
What, the chip bill?

>> No.50556570

>>50556509
Based non-greedy anon

>> No.50556580

>>50556547
Don't do it anon don't go to prison, killing that vet is not worth it

>> No.50556606

>>50556533
Between 85% and 90%
Only a few months ago, I would have been >95% though... fuck birthdays

>> No.50556612

>>50556533
85 percentile that could slowly dip into 80 percentile if things continue to dump like this. I guess that's good but I wish I could have all shit I lost this past year now.

>> No.50556618

>>50556533
>90th percentile
>feels like I'm an utter hobo

>> No.50556632

lol this fucking market is a shitter

>> No.50556643
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I predict NXP will have a big beat SOXL sisters

>> No.50556647

>>50556533
90%, but it still can't; buy me a house lol

>> No.50556651

>>50556003
OC fag here
On my drive to work this morning, I saw a digital billboard alternating between a COVID booster ad in Spanish, an energy use advisory featuring an interracial couple (burgers?), a drought warning, and an FBI wanted poster for an obese goblino

>> No.50556654

>>50556533
75th percentile
Housing is unaffordable, rent is barely affordable. How do people live below this?

>> No.50556656

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.50556682

>>50556654
government assistance or rooming with other people

>> No.50556694

>>50556533
>Between 65 and 70 percentile
Feel pretty meh about it

>> No.50556706

>>50556533
85%

virgin loser who is invisible to women

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>>50556471
My dog died yesterday.
Hang in there anon.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>> No.50556730

Lol that vix crush wow

>> No.50556732
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>last minute pump
Basically guarantees that tomorrow is going to be blood green

>> No.50556735

>>50556471
>>50556708
:(

>> No.50556736

>SP500 closes flat as investors weigh in on tech earnings and fed rate hike

>> No.50556753

>Opal
>Methane gas into diesel fuel
Worth buying that? Anyone know anything about them? Another SPAC that just went live.

>> No.50556762

>>50556496
Trading currencies is usually a bigger pain in the ass than options from what I've heard except the gains aren't as good

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Gay

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Wow what a big Bobo crash!!! Good work

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>>50556533
not so good

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>Literal last minute poomp

>> No.50556810

>>50555631
She’s hawt. Post moar.

>> No.50556814
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50556814

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.50556818

Why have a market open for this many hours if 15 minutes is when all the action happens?

>> No.50556824

they changed the definition of a recession because they definitely don't see us entering one....

>> No.50556827

>>50556533
90%, but I'm also 24 so I'll have serious catching up next year

>> No.50556833

ALERT ALERT EARNINGS LEAKED EVERY COMPANY BEAR I REPEAT EVERY COMPANY BEAT EARNINGS CLOSE YOUR SHORTS AND GO LONG RIGHT FUCKING NOW THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>> No.50556834

>>50556814
I own it again.

>> No.50556840

>>50556818
people getting into position for the week

>> No.50556841

SPY GREEN EAT MY ASS BOBO NIGGER

>> No.50556847

>>50556833
fag

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>>50556814
/cashgang/

>> No.50556861

>>50556533
95%ile but california so its actually like 70. I still cant afford a home worth having or kids to fill it with

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>>50556814
Big basket: -1.03801%
Smol basket: -2.82526%

...not good

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Al Gore Rhythms

>> No.50556884

>>50556533
Top percentile. Just learn2code bro.

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>>50556871
Nice blucrab

>> No.50556896
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>>50556814
Good but also considering my account is swinging this much in a day….also probably not good.

>> No.50556897

>NXPI after hours

>> No.50556899

>>50555445
Short Pfizer for da big money

>> No.50556908
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50556908

You faggots ready?

>> No.50556922

>>50556896
you didnt get out?

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>>50556533
>Sitting right at 20% and loving it.

>> No.50556931

>>50556896
i hope you lose all your money

>> No.50556938

>>50556908
im all in SPXS for the week... how fucked am I?

>> No.50556942

Biden said we aren't going into a recession and the stock market believed him?

>> No.50556943
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>>50556924
Good, some actual truth in here.

>> No.50556954

MSFT must've beat earnings, BTC pumping hard into the close and it's a good proxy for tech when the market is closed.

>> No.50556960

>>50556533
70% and I still feel poor as fuck. When does it go away frens?

>> No.50556968

>>50555413
Tfw just 100 shares... barely a knight

>> No.50556978

WHAT TIME ARE LOGI EARNINGS CALLS SIRS

>> No.50556988

HOLY SHIT THAT FUCKING CRAB AHAHAHAHA

>> No.50556989

>>50556533
80% but I'm 22

>> No.50556993

>>50556954
everything pumped in the last 30 minutes goy

>> No.50556994

>>50556968
shieeet wish I was a knight last week

>> No.50557000
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50557000

Recession Bros... did we get too cocky?

>> No.50557001

>>50556954
I'm buying biti for FOMC

>> No.50557005

>>50556841
This is crab territory sonny

>> No.50557006
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50557006

>Whirlpool missed bigly
Recession incoming! NXP adjusting for future risk

>> No.50557036

>>50556942
>>50557000
Was Bush in this much damage control

>> No.50557047

>>50557001
Nevermind I thought Microsoft was today not tomorrow. Maybe someone leaked the Fed news

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>>50557000
>we are already in one
...Is what the president means sir

>> No.50557063

the greatest trick Biden ever pulled was convincing the world he had a brain

>> No.50557068

>>50556533
90%, but I'm 22... No debt so far but law school might kill me if I job and lose scholarships.

>> No.50557083

fucking LOGI earnings call at 9pm eastern wtf

>> No.50557084

>>50557068
A job gets you money.

>> No.50557088

>>50557000
>we are not going into a recession... we are going into a depression

>> No.50557102

>>50557036
bush dgaf he was at the end of his term.

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>>50557048
>>50557088
But, I was told not to redeem. Surely Mr. Biden wants whats best for me and this country... right?

>>50557036
No, he just acted like a retarded goof ball who didn't know what was going on. Was a much easier game to play without on demand video everywhere.

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50557149

I missed Redbox again

>> No.50557154

>>50555187
>>50555187
>>50555187
>>50555187

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>>50557121
Yes, no need to sell anything ever.

>> No.50557168

>>50556931
Thank you

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>>50557158
Ok whew, had me a bit worried there. I mean netflix and snapchat are good companies there's no way they will go bankrupt!

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>>50557121
Biden is actively destroying this county in real time. That like faggot who tweeted out he likes higher gas prices, they’re literally telling you they want your quality of life to go down

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50557244

Walmart bros, not like this

>> No.50557455

>>50556533
>90%
Probably not adjusted for inflation though lol

>> No.50557463

Walmart earnings aren't for another month. Did the future get leaked again?

>> No.50557471

>>50557463
They updated guidance.

>> No.50557893

>>50556547
>>50556580
>>50556708
>>50556735
The worst part is he’s only 7. I’ve been waiting for him to be an old chill dog since he was small, and now he’s gonna die

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50557933

WALMAT AHHHH NO

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>>50557893
My dog was 5. It happens, anon.

>> No.50558423

>>50556533
I would rather have a lower net worth, it costs less to insure.