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>> No.50528938

Nothing

>> No.50529007
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>>50528930
I taught myself basic HTML, CSS, JS, and Python 3 years ago. That segued me into learning other programming languages as a junior dev. Now I make over $200k working 2 full time WFH jobs. They only take up a total of 15 hours of my actual attention every week.

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>>50528930
I learned HTML. Python and SQL and I do nothing but neet all day and have zero job offers or money coming

>> No.50529125

>>50529007
I tried to do this but it's so unbelievably boring & I'm probably too stupid for it.
Started a book I got on libgen on python but I hate it so much.
The book lied to me & said you didn't have to be good at math.

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>>50529007
I’m trying to do this myself. What did you use to learn? I’m doing the Odin Project while reading a book as well and messing around on code pen.

>> No.50529219

Cloud automation!

Really cheap and easy to create some AWS accounts and start messing around.

>> No.50529346

>>50528930
Growing food

>> No.50530849

>>50529007
elaborate please anon
how did you teach yourself, and most importantly, how do I convince the HR roastie I'm worth a shit despite being a sperg

>> No.50530868

Excel, R, Python for analyst positions

>> No.50530885

>>50528930
I've been growing magic mushrooms for a while. Got all my info from internet
I sell them for like 40 dollars per each 10 grams

>> No.50531045

>>50530885
how do you find costumers
don't tell me you need to cultivate a contact list of degenerate druggies

>> No.50531077

>>50528930
Bake bread and start a legit fresh bread bakery

Totally alpha bc most of US is still eating grocery store stale bread

>> No.50531119

interior design
you'd be surprised how much people pay for that shit, designing just one house will net you enough money for the whole month

>> No.50531134

>>50528930
>merchating, blacksmithing, fletching and herblore

>> No.50531194

>>50529007
This is starting to sound like shilling from faang companies to flood the market. There’s always this random story of a guy that “learned to code” and now makes 200k+ and it sounds so fucking generic.

>> No.50531285

>>50529125
>you didn't have to be good at math
you don't
you just need to be not shit at math

>> No.50532895

>>50531194
Fuck FAANG. I'm not that good at what I do. I would be making more money but it'd be 10x as much work anyway.

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Walmart is now paying 110k starting wage for truckers. I know this isn't from home, but you will sure get paid.

>> No.50532937

>>50529007
can you show me what an acceptable resume looks like? I am learnign to code but i have no idea what projects i should make. If i just make what i am interested in i make shitty little games.

>> No.50532944

>>50529007
how did you get your job?

>> No.50532955

>>50530885
I thought baout doing this but
>>50531045
this. I am autistic and not social. I wanna have my comfy grow room and ship out wihtout having to worry about finding trustworthy people. Could I ship shrooms to
>>50530885
you and have you sell them at a very slight markup? like i sell to you for 30 per 10 g?

>> No.50532960

fellatio

>> No.50532970

>>50531077
I think this works in dense cities but in most o the us i dont thing the average amerilard cares to show up at a store just to buy more expensive bread even if its higher quality.

>> No.50532998

>>50529007
This is the best meme that ever was
>You vill not make it
Take the black pill, anon. It's all a lie

>> No.50533041

>>50532934
No weed.
Driver facing camera
Uniform
Walmart
Have fun with that.

>> No.50533145

>>50533041
>Nooooo not my weederino
LOL

>> No.50533860

>>50528930
Unity, and other silly code techs for basic bitch games you can sell on the app store to trick the normies into buying someting half-assed.