BUY A HOUSE NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

[Anonymous No.50507138]

>Blackstone Prepares A Record $50 Billion To Snap Up Real Estate During The Coming Crash
>A housing crash is now just a matter of time.
>Once housing craters, the largest US residential and commercial landlord - private equity giant Blackstone - will deploy its record $50 billion it has raised for the housing crash.
>When Americans are liquidating their housing en masse to shore up liquidity when the bottom falls out from the economy, Blackstone will step in and buy all the distressed properties at pennies on the dollar
Its happening. Blackstone has a $50 billion dollar war chest built up to buy houses when the real estate market crashes. This is only one of the many asset management corporations building their cash up for the coming real estate fire sale. There will be no relief for private home buyers. Asset management corporations will buy everything. If you don't buy a house now by the time the real estate market crashes you will be priced out. You will be doomed to rent for the rest of your life. Get your zestimate now before its too late.
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/blackstone-prepares-record-50-billion-snap-real-estate-during-coming-crash
https://archive ph/SC3Tb

[Anonymous No.50507199]

So you're telling me to buy high?

[Anonymous No.50507201]

>>50507138
I told you so

[Anonymous No.50507293]

>>50507138
>gether with funds dedicated to real estate in Asia and Europe, Blackstone will have a war chest of more than $50 billion to do so-called opportunistic investments, which tend to be higher-risk deals with the potential for higher returns.

Source: Verification not required

[Anonymous No.50507313]

>>50507199
Better to buy high than have no opportunity to buy. When the asset managers swoop in with cash to buy up houses private buyers can't compete with them. A private buyer has interest to pay on a loan it has to get. Asset managers can straight pay cash. They can also go over asking price easier. A few extra thousand on a transaction is no big deal for them. Private buyers can't extend their loans past what a bank will appraise a house for. Better to buy in early for a higher price and have a home than not have the opportunity to buy.

[Anonymous No.50507314]

Who runs blackstone? Blackrock got fucked, will blackstone be our new jewish overlord?

[Anonymous No.50507325]

>>50507138
So buy right before the crash? You're retarded

[Anonymous No.50507338]

>>50507314
wait until FTX rebrands to Blackcube

[Anonymous No.50507348]

>>50507313
Midwit as fuck. Never give financial advice. You're terrible at it.

[Anonymous No.50507357]

>>50507138
How will it crash if corporations will slurp every dip?

[Anonymous No.50507384]

>>50507138
blackstone isn't some magical entity. it's a company ran by people. even the executives are flesh and blood. they don't have bodyguards. they walk around in public, with their spouses and children.

[Anonymous No.50507405]

>im a cuckgagecel stuck paying for real state "investment" please join me

[Anonymous No.50507425]

>>50507325
Kek I don't think he thought this one through

[Anonymous No.50507438]

>>50507138
Money is based on consensus.
I propose we form a new consensus which states I own all of black stones money.
In exchange for your agreement in this consensus, I will give you money and a house.
Deal?
Just respond to this post with
>I hereby agree that Anon owns all of blackstones wealth, this is legally binding and indisputable in all countries and principalities under authority of universal agreement by everyone.

[Anonymous No.50507443]

they can't watch all of their houses if we organize a mass squat

[Anonymous No.50507474]

Why the fuck are money making entities allowed to purchase necessities? Why is the muttmerican government so weak and why are they so prone to cocksucking megacorps?

[Anonymous No.50507489]

>>50507438
oh and also
>disputing that from here after Anon owns all of black stones wealth is subject to criminal punishment of life in prison enforced by everyone.

[Anonymous No.50507505]

>>50507138
>archives the zerohedge page instead of the paywalled wsj article
nice one, retard

[Anonymous No.50507509]

>>50507325
>>50507348
This right here >>50507357 you fucking retards.
Any small dip will trigger corporate buying. Prices may go down some but the competion to buy will go up accordingly. Buying ahead of the game for a few grand more is no brainer rather than try to compete with corporations and homeless bums squabbling over the market.

[Anonymous No.50507521]

>>50507474
power is derived from consensus. Liberty as ideology was the american consensus, but that was replaced by ideologically valueless consumerism and then the only way to form consensus was by using money to bribe people to obey you.

[Anonymous No.50507528]

>>50507384
What are you trying to convey rentoid?

[Anonymous No.50507531]

>>50507138
>If you don't buy a house now by the time the real estate market crashes you will be priced out.
Brilliant.

[Anonymous No.50507561]

>>50507474
>house
>a necessity
your corporation should have assigned you a dormitory-pod at orientation

[Anonymous No.50507568]

>>50507474
Politicians are some of the biggest investors in mega corporations.
>>50507505
>and nothing of value was added to the thread
Archive whatever you want and post a link you lazy fuck.

[Anonymous No.50507574]

>>50507509
You're a moron. I'm not buying now. That's the stupidest fucking shit I've ever read. They aren't going to prevent the crash. They'll just buy AT the dip, moron and they won't be buying LITERALLY every fucking home ever. Holy shit, what a fucking midwit.

[Anonymous No.50507588]

Nah, I'm good. Moving to Asia next month. Have fun buying your $500k shitboxes in a country designed from the ground up to ruin you

[Anonymous No.50507604]

>>50507521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20hBYLZIrlQ

[Anonymous No.50507619]

Would rather live in a tedshed or even a tent in the middle of nowhere (already live in a relatively 'nowhere' state) than to buy at the top (now) or rent forever from BlackRock. Fuck them, I won't bend the knee

[Anonymous No.50507621]

>>50507509
>Prices may go down some but the competion to buy will go up accordingly.

Were you alive in 2008?

[Anonymous No.50507637]

>>50507314
should i start a black boulder?

[Anonymous No.50507652]

How much cash do I need to buy a house when everything craters? God damn it I'm going to miss the boat by a year aren't I? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50507654]

>>50507561
If shelter isnt a necessity then what is?
Why are your standards falling every year, explain yourself amerimutt.

[Anonymous No.50507658]

mutt-america is retarded with its 500k shitboxes made out of wood that fall down in the wind. i hope all you faggots buy high and then the market crashes.

[Anonymous No.50507671]

>>50507138

This buy now or cry later. Housing market won't crash. Especially in the USA.

[Anonymous No.50507714]

>>50507528
you aren't invincible.
>the jew fears the nigger samurai

[Anonymous No.50507721]

>>50507671
>Housing market won't crash.
You illiterate fuck. Even op and the article they listed is suggesting a crash is coming, dumbass. Thing is op is retarded and thinks Blackstone will buy every fucking home ever. Dumbass thinks this will recover in a day like some shitcoin too, Kek

[Anonymous No.50507722]

>>50507438
>everyone ignoring this
it would literally be as easy as you just agreeing to the fact I own everything black stone has.
If enough people agreed, black stone wouldn't even put up a fight because there would be too many of us.
We would win without violence.

[Anonymous No.50507793]

>>50507714
I see two people in this picture. Which one is the landlord?

[Anonymous No.50507798]

>>50507721
By crash they mean correction. Basically they are going to buy the dip. You rentoids are pathetic.

[Anonymous No.50507800]

Even if or when there's a crash, the crashed price will be higher than it is today. Not sure wtf coping rentoids are waiting for. The best time to buy a house was yesterday. The second best time is today. I finally bit the bullet and bought a home a few months ago and haven't looked back. My only regret was not having done it sooner. All those years and money wasted wallowing in a single bedroom apartment. I had no idea what I was missing. My mental sanity is much improved now that I have actual space to roam. Not to mention I'm not just throwing money away into something that isn't mine.

[Anonymous No.50507820]

>>50507199
That's exactly what OP's saying kek

[Anonymous No.50507827]

>>50507722
The way to becoming an instant millionare is literally just agreeing with enough people that you are all millionares.

block chain is nothing more than persuasion technology.

[Anonymous No.50507838]

>>50507384
>people
It's ran by a literal kike named Larry Fink

[Anonymous No.50507852]

>>50507798
It's not going to recover like some bsc shitcoin, you stupid dumb retarded idiot. Real estate =/= crypto
Your stupidity is insufferable

[Anonymous No.50507873]

>>50507838
that's blackrock mate, completely different

[Anonymous No.50507896]

>>50507827
Monies only function is persuading people to do work for you, but once we get machines that can do everything, all people have to do to be instant millionares is simply agree that they all have a million dollars.

I acknowledge the fact that you all have a million dollars.
witness my millions senpai

[Anonymous No.50507908]

summer is here

[Anonymous No.50507943]

>>50507908
merely acknowledge that I own black stone and I will give you a house. That's all money is, a tool to make believe in who owns what. You can believe anything you want. The bigger the delusion, the more you own something.

[Anonymous No.50507946]

>>50507531
/biz/ never fails to make me laugh

[Anonymous No.50507964]

>>50507509
cool but why dont i just invest in the corporations

[Anonymous No.50507968]

>>50507943
You've got to BELIEVE that I own black stone, really BELIEVE it, that is the only way you will get a house.

[Anonymous No.50507993]

>>50507531
To be fair it probably is gonna crash (>20%) but only after it's gone up 200% so will still be massively inflated.

[Anonymous No.50508000]

>>50507138
>Blackstone or Blackrock or whatever
they lost a fuck ton of money. Investigation Homes bought a record number of homes in the last two years. Lots of big investors are fucked in the market crashes.

[Anonymous No.50508003]

>>50507968
Can you stfu already? Attention whore

[Anonymous No.50508040]

>>50507138
This sounds exactly like what a corporation with a 100 million dollar psyop budget would try to make the market think.
They're whipping up exit liquidity, you retard. The company is down massively this year and 50B is nothing in the housing market. You are being manipulated by a person who calls themselves Tyler fucking Durden. I've thought they were a cleverly characterized corporate shill for hire for a long time and this absolutely confirms it.

>>50507873
The two come from the same origin and were intentionally named similarly to be confusing.

[Anonymous No.50508093]

>>50508003
I'm just not interested in what anyone else has to say.

[Anonymous No.50508099]

>>50507509
>Housie copes for months that muh Blackstone will buy all the houses so prices will never crash
>Article says actually Blackstone has been stacking cash to buy the bottom
>See bro! It won't go down cause they will buy every dip! Rentoids priced out!
Or, you braindead nigger, they are going to crash RE with no survivors and buy the rubble after everyone else can barely get a loan for their Netflix subscription. You line only go up retards don't understand that they make money with VOLATILITY.

[Anonymous No.50508114]

>>50507138
just bought more, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.50508123]

>>50507138
Burn down ALL corporate owned housing

[Anonymous No.50508147]

>>50507138
Its fine people will start killing rent seekers before long.

[Anonymous No.50508156]

>>50508123
Why burn down a home when you can just make believe that you own it?

[Anonymous No.50508182]

>>50507138
>buy a house now before it's too late
this is what I tell retards who think the housing market will crash to pre 2020 levels, since when do they ever allow true deflation that benefits the little guy? If you have the means buy it.

[Anonymous No.50508202]

>>50508182
prepare for money to lose all its value.

[Anonymous No.50508254]

>>50508182
Idiot imbecile retard. This guy hit it right on the money: >>50508099
How stupid is biz? Like holy shit.

[Anonymous No.50508414]

>>50508040
Gradually I began to hate them

[Anonymous No.50508424]

/biz/ can't read
>global real commeecial real estate
>hotels, casinos, etc.
>EU and Asia
>pic related
>>50508040
Also this

[Anonymous No.50508446]

Tired of the villagers hoarding all the land plots and emeralds, when do we start a new Minecraft server without them?

[Anonymous No.50508556]

I'm conflicted on whether or not they will let housing crash or not.

On one hand, there are TONS of tiktok investors that bought "investment properties" over the past two years that absolutely need to be flushed from the market. Retards like these ALWAYS get flushed in ANY market.

On the other hand, you have a lot of boomers and millennials with cash sitting on the sidelines waiting for a crash to buy the dip.

I think more liquidity needs to be drained from the economy before they let it crash. Too much cash on the sidelines.

[Anonymous No.50508708]

>>50508556
>you have a lot of boomers and millennials with cash sitting on the sidelines waiting for a crash to buy the dip

do you think boomers are really buying more houses mate? they're getting pretty old (my dad is 74 now) and not sure how interested they are in acquiring more real estate, maybe offloading to fund their final residence?

and maybe some millennials have cash to snap up a house, but if they had much money at all they'd already have bought something, especially in 2020-21 when market was rock bottom

[Anonymous No.50508757]

>>50507138
Houses only go up

[Anonymous No.50508783]

>>50507138
> Blackrock
> Blackstone
What's with all this satanic symbolism

[Anonymous No.50508836]

>>50508783
>(((Schwarzman)))
>(((Fink)))
some things may always be a mystery anon

[Anonymous No.50508862]

Just buy matic now then when the time comes later buy an even bigger house because of the pump retards. Live under the bridge for a while longer, It's worth it.

[Anonymous No.50508917]

my best guess is that, for the majority of people, buying now at current prices is going to be the same as buying after it crashes, as banks are just going to keep raising rates to compensate for the lower prices. the only people who will win in a real estate crash situation are either not taking out mortgages to buy a house or are putting down very large down payments

[Anonymous No.50508997]

>>50508917
It's better to buy low at high rates than high at low rates.

[Anonymous No.50509013]

>>50508997
just use cash like I do

[Anonymous No.50509047]

Blackrock is only interested in real estate because for the past couple years it was the best performing asset class.

[Anonymous No.50509096]

>>50507509
>Blackstone Prepares A Record $50 Billion To Snap Up Real Estate During The Coming Crash
>Coming Crash
>buy the dip
They are literally telling you to wait

[Anonymous No.50509214]

>>50509096
No they aren't you literal retard. It says right in the article corporations are waiting to buy the dip. Wtf does it matter to go in early, pick out a nice house, pay a tiny fraction more and be settled when the real estate shit show begins? Why the fuck would anyone want to wait till the market is saturated with buyers who've been pent up for years all clamoring to buy a house while at the same time corporations are swooping in to buy entire subdivisions?

[Anonymous No.50509245]

>>50507138
They're desperate attempt to prop up housing will fail. They can't stop the coming demographic collapse. Even emigration wont keep up with the billions of boomers leaving the work force. The last few decades economic growth was mostly easy debt. Real organic demand is falling.

[Anonymous No.50509263]

>>50507509
dumb fuck a small dip will cause more people to wait on the sidelines for a bigger dip.

[Anonymous No.50509282]

>>50509214
learn the difference between dip and crash

[Anonymous No.50509294]

>>50507574

>the crash
>the dip
>calling others midwit

lel

[Anonymous No.50509301]

>>50509282
>crash
Dream on rentoid

[Anonymous No.50509307]

>>50507201
TRAD WIFE, I KNEEL

[Anonymous No.50509345]

>>50509301
see >>50509096

[Anonymous No.50509347]

>>50508862
I'm scared that you are LARPing and that Matic will never pump. I could lose all my money and destroy my future by following your advice.

[Anonymous No.50509364]

>>50507793
take a wild guess

[Anonymous No.50509367]

>>50507314
ever heard of the jews?

[Anonymous No.50509499]

>>50509345
Gif related your future rent slave

[Anonymous No.50509749]

>>50509214
>Why the fuck would anyone want to wait till the market is saturated with buyers who've been pent up for years
Almost all of that was fomo during a market boom. During a downturn people become afraid to buy and all that demand just evaporates. About 2/3rds of the houses I've seen over the last two years have been lazy ass flips using garbage materials. Investors were snagging shit before it was even listed and flipping them in 30 days or less because they knew a retarded millenial would snap it up for the 150k premium and be happy about it, or pay $2,500 a month to rent it. When prices move sideways. Not even down, but sideways, smart investors dump their inventory and wait for shit to start moving up. Velocity is life in the flipping market. Holding inventory while prices go down is how you lose everything. When investors stop buying, the houses on the market are at first the last flips and inventory dumps, then normal retail selling their trash, and finally old rentals which get sold at firesale rates. This cycle takes 6-12 months to complete. We are 3 months in.

[Anonymous No.50509780]

Just tried to buy a house in a forgotten rust belt town/County that has nothing going for it and has been losing population for decades. Went 70k over asking price, 35% down. Didn't even come close. What the fuck man, I just want a place to start a family after getting married this fall.

[Anonymous No.50509805]

>>50509780
I offered 70k over asking price with 35% down, that is. And my offer wasn't close. I have done everything "the right way" and we are still getting shafted so hard by this market

[Anonymous No.50509827]

>>50507313
A private buyer has subsidies from government that give them an advantage over the institutional buyers.

[Anonymous No.50509843]

>>50507654
We are not legally allowed to know which of our elected officials are dual citizens

[Anonymous No.50509856]

>>50507509
>just lose small money now, so you can avoid fighting big boys for big money

[Anonymous No.50509869]

>>50507138
i just honestly dont give a fuck anymore

[Anonymous No.50509878]

I paid cash . Never selling.jn2hds Don't care.

[Anonymous No.50509897]

sounds like Burger/Chink problem.
seethe amerifatts

[Anonymous No.50509953]

>>50508997
This.
>buy low at high rates
>a few years later refinance to low rates
>property value goes up
Vs
>buy high at low rates
>stuck living there because your property value drops
>yay, I have a low monthly payment for the next 30 years

[Anonymous No.50509964]

>>50508708
They are not buying real estate for themselves, they are using their large cash reserves to purchase houses for their children and their children's children.

[Anonymous No.50509967]

>>50509897
We will just immigrate to whereever you are.

[Anonymous No.50510008]

Its funny because this kind of talk is giving me deja vu from canadian housing 6 months ago
>corporations will buy everything bro
>buy now or be priced out forever
and here we are
down 20% in 5 months with no sign of stopping

[Anonymous No.50510078]

>>50510008
To be fair your housing markets are some of the most fucked in the world and most of the money is coming from Chinese millionaires looking for a place to park their money.

[Anonymous No.50510083]

>>50507138
$50 billion dollars isn't even a lot of money from a corporate point of view.

[Anonymous No.50510088]

>>50510078
its like this all over the US as well

[Anonymous No.50510103]

>>50510078
and they all stopped buying at the same time?
turns out it was just a bubble fueled by cheap debt

[Anonymous No.50510104]

>>50507138
This makes no sense. If you're priced out, then prices are high. If they are high, the market never crashed.

[Anonymous No.50510126]

>>50507138
why the fuck would i buy before the crash retard

[Anonymous No.50510130]

>>50507138

>americans are liquidating their housing to shore up liquidity
they're.. what? aren't most homes these days occupied with a locked-in 2% mortgage or something ridiculous? Aren't people with ARMs like 20% as much as they were during 2008? How many liquidations are really expected here?

[Anonymous No.50510161]

>>50510008
kek this.
US will be regional declines, but commercial will be less impacted.

[Anonymous No.50510245]

>>50510103
They literally passed a law banning foreign investors in real estate for two years. So yes, they did all stop buying at the same time.

[Anonymous No.50510257]

>>50510104
Is there another board on /4chan/ that is as bad at the board discussion topic more than /biz/? Like do the guys at /o/ know less about cars than the retards here at /biz/ know about finance?

[Anonymous No.50510256]

>>50507138
Is there a public domain to find out what blackrock owns and where?

[Anonymous No.50510293]

>>50510257
these are the remaining redditors/top buyers that are coping

[Anonymous No.50510338]

>>50507138
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS LEGAL

WHY

WHY

WHY

WHAT THE FUCK ARE POLITICIANS DOING

THEY ARE WHINING ABOUT JANUARY FUCKING 6TH BUT TURNING A BLIND EYE TO THIS SHIT

[Anonymous No.50510347]

>>50507838
Imagine being from a line that never changed their name after their community branded them Fink or Craven.

[Anonymous No.50510407]

>>50507138
naw, it'll go lower lel

[Anonymous No.50510427]

>>50507313
lol, literally using fomo to sell your house bags

fuck off boomers

[Anonymous No.50510475]

>>50510245
>law banning foreign investors
hasn't happened yet, thats next year

[Anonymous No.50510478]

>>50507138
They just lost nearly 2 trillion in 6 months. Maybe these guys aren't the best measure of what the market will do.

[Anonymous No.50510480]

>>50510293
How do you know someone was gay from corpses?

[Anonymous No.50510524]

>>50507800
>load ze "prices only go up" cope again
Housing prices in 1989 didn't recover for 5 years.
Housing prices in 2007 didn't recover until nearly 7 years later.
Housing prices in 2017 took 3 years.

It's just like the equities markets: prices may go up on average over long time periods, but on a year to year basis things fluctuate.

[Anonymous No.50510534]

>>50507474
Because people like pic related who make $12/hr genuinely believe that they will also get a big piece of the pie if they let those rats get theirs first. All they have to do is shake the managers hands and look em in the eye.

[Anonymous No.50510643]

>>50509967
You would need money for that faggot, and last time i checked - most of you cunts live paycheck to paycheck.

[Anonymous No.50510876]

>>50510643
I have money

[Anonymous No.50510912]

>>50510245
Foreign buyers were about 10% of buyers in Canada. Not responsible for the whole bubble.

[Anonymous No.50510926]

>>50507138
So there are blackrock and blackstone now? Why do the jews have such a nigger fetish that everything needs to be black?

[Anonymous No.50511027]

>>50509749
>the absolute state of rentoid cope
baka
>prices are moving sideways while interest rates are going up means actual price to buy is still going up
wtf are you waiting for?

[Anonymous No.50511090]

>>50509827
Bullshit. Corporations are the government. They get hand outs, bail outs, subsidies, tax breaks, lower interest rates and several other types of wealth transfers from the government and fed. What do home owners get besides a piddly inconsequential lower first home down payment? Literally nothing, that's what.

[Anonymous No.50511127]

>>50509953
>this absolutely will happen every time
>it really matters a few thousand one way or another on a half million dollar purchase
nope

[Anonymous No.50511200]

>>50507714
well, one is a dirty, disgusting excuse for a primate, the pic reeks from his appearance alone, my insides revolt against his visage, his head is decapitable and gives me the urge to make it realize it's nature, that must be the landlord.
The other is just some nig.

[Anonymous No.50511425]

>>50507138
>>Blackstone Prepares A Record $50 Billion To Snap Up Real Estate During The Coming Crash
FUCKING BAIT
not buying their bags

[Anonymous No.50511429]

>>50511127
It's not a few thousand, it's like at least 50k on a 350k house around where I'm at.

[Anonymous No.50511465]

>>50507313
This is what mania phase looks like

[Anonymous No.50511477]

can someone give me an actual run down?

[Anonymous No.50511524]

>>50507574
Hahahah love it

[Anonymous No.50511720]

>>50511477
tldr OP wantsyou to be exit liquidity.

[Anonymous No.50511880]

>>50510008
Canadian mortgages aren’t on fixed rates like the US so any fund holding for a flip is looking to sell. Plus Toronto has one of the most overinflated markets in the world, the end of low interest, preparing to ban foreign buyers. They will see much larger drops than America will.

[Anonymous No.50511913]

>>50511477
Prices are going to dump and corporation wants to slurp dip so OP is telling you to buy before the dump because timing le market is too hard so be exit liquidity instead

[Anonymous No.50511968]

>>50511027
I don't rent, you faggot. But I did sell my second rental property the second the lease was up. Enjoy holding the bag.

[Anonymous No.50512052]

>>50511429
There won't be that big of a drop in prices. That 350k house will keep going up then drop to $340k at most for example. It won't drop to $250k or some ridicules number. Demand is too strong.

[Anonymous No.50512081]

>>50509780
your full of shit or delusional. they must know you don't actually have the cash and don't want to deal with your mortgage bs. people don't just turn down offers like that unless the buyer isn't trustworthy.

[Anonymous No.50512107]

>>50508123
>>50508147
Based

We live in a cyberpunk corporatist dystopia right now. Time to prey on these boomer sociopaths. Chinese landlordicide fucking when

[Anonymous No.50512136]

>>50511720
>>50511913
>>50511968
I'm not holding worthless bags you cope posting retards.
Don't say you weren't warned rentoids. Prices may dip but demand will be too strong for a crash. Get in now before you are fighting for scraps.

[Anonymous No.50512255]

>>50512136
I'll think of you when prices are down 25% next year

[Anonymous No.50512270]

>>50507509
That would be a fair point but not in recession.
Case 1: Rising rates destroy liquidity, or the lent cash in the system. Banks, hedges, REITS, all have to deal with the problem that they would be running out of future debt to pay for growth. A sword of damocles if they already have high expenses and high debt.
Case 2: Investor/corporates already make 20% of the market with this amount of pricing. Meaning a potential 80% in US alone not to mention Worldwide real Estate. Meaning there is not enough cash in the world to buy it all even if they wanted too.
Case3: Other countries will go through their economic shocks first, leading to potentially more attractive real estate elsewhere. Meaning their powder hits other targets first.
Case4: These guys already bought Real/Estate and will have to deal with the issues of having subprime assets on the books which will cut further into balances.
Case5: Stonks took hits all over and potentially will continue after bull traps. Thus reducing dry powder.

Case6: There's actually a lot of housing that is unused at the given time. Also there's a shit ton of commmercial that can be converted to housing (if they ever choose to release it). In the case of deflating prices some construction begins to return.

OPs article feels like FOMO starter and for sellers/agents "don't worry help is on the way..."

[Anonymous No.50512761]

>>50512136
Retard. Enjoy the weight of your bags as the rest of us slurp cheap property next year

[Anonymous No.50512794]

>>50507138
Even if they bought houses at 100k, that 50 billion will only buy them 500,000 houses. America has a population of 300 million. Sure it's gay and retarded but it's not like they'll own every house.

[Anonymous No.50512899]

>>50509749
I never read so much bullshit in my life. I bet you're the same type of faggot that was telling everyone to sell last year. Kys

[Anonymous No.50512932]

Let me get this straight, they're buying their own crash?

[Anonymous No.50513080]

>>50512081
Dawg, somebody offered more than 45k more than I did lol

[Anonymous No.50513094]

>>50512081
I had the 7th highest offer according to the sellers realtor

[Anonymous No.50513128]

>>50513094
Are you in Phoenix, Miami, California, or Boston?

[Anonymous No.50513140]

>>50507313
>quick, buy now before prices fall
Jesus fucking christ, in a world full of idiots this is without a doubt the most stupid thing I have ever seen

[Anonymous No.50513147]

>>50513128
No I'm in the rust belt, an hour outside a city whose population is probably a third of what it was 70 years ago

[Anonymous No.50513164]

>>50512136
You're retarded and getting outsmarted by every person in the fucking thread. High rates = good time to buy the dip, low rates = buying the top and getting fucked into bagholding forever. Go google "refinance", dumbass.

[Anonymous No.50513188]

>>50513147
You were probably just dealing with a hot property then. Go find a 2br 1ba beat up shit-shack that is sitting on an acre of good land.

[Anonymous No.50513239]

>>50507313
You're so fucking dumb LMAO.
Everyone might as well become contractors and start building houses because asset managers will buy them to the moon!

[Anonymous No.50513265]

>>50513188
Yeah it was pretty nice, achingly perfect for us and our price range. We have made 2 other offers in the same small town and obviously lost them, but nowhere near like this one. Still. We've never gone less than 50k over asking and still don't have a house lmao

We are probably going to rent for a couple years and buy a small lot to eventually build. We COULD pony up 200k for a shack built in 1870, but I'd really rather not

[Anonymous No.50513338]

>>50507714
i assume whitey killed darky but if darky killed whitey then whitey deserved it because a landlord is basically a slave master

[Anonymous No.50513471]

>>50507313
Retard detected

[Anonymous No.50513598]

>>50507714
All landlords should be decapitated. Mao was right about landlords.

[Anonymous No.50513637]

Is Salt Lake City a good place to live? I'm planning on buying a house there after the crash.

[Anonymous No.50513678]

>>50513637
nowhere along the Wasatch Front is good. maybe 20 years ago. it's become LA with niggers and spics everywhere.

[Anonymous No.50513730]

>>50513678
Any recommended place where I can leave a peacefull life, anon? I live in a very violent place and didnt want to leave here just to end up dead somewhere else...

[Anonymous No.50513755]

>>50513730
go to any rural area. violent crime only exists in cities (that’s where all the “minorities” live)

[Anonymous No.50513774]

>>50513755
checked, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.50513836]

>>50507138
>buying 4% yielding real estate vs 4% bonds

[Anonymous No.50513870]

>>50507509
Nah, there's going to be a guaranteed crash. Western society is exhausted at the cellular level. Nothing can stop what's coming.

[Anonymous No.50513888]

>>50507201
you're never wrong z stacy. i kneel

[Anonymous No.50513915]

>>50513678
They thought church revenues would increase if they let minorities in. They made the same “mistake” governments did.

[Anonymous No.50513936]

>>50507313
the total market value of real estate in the US is somewhere north of 40 trillion ATM, lets assume a giga crash of 75% to 10 trillion, then blackrock buys all in the pico bottom with there 50 billion. thats still .5% of total market for RE

i swear RE tards get the rope. hoomers are a real thing

[Anonymous No.50513942]

>>50513265
>We are probably going to rent for a couple years and buy a small lot to eventually build.
Yeah, that might be better. Purchase a plan for a kit home that matches legal constraints of whatever township you want to build in, then add a contingency clause when you buy land.

[Anonymous No.50513983]

>>50512052
It already dropped bro. Everything is adjusting to the new rates. Rates are immaterial and historically do not increase the net monthly mortgage price of housing.

[Anonymous No.50514015]

>>50507138
>during the coming crash
I think i'll buy the crash like blackrock is doing, retard

[Anonymous No.50514027]

>tfw every single one of my retarded friends decided that getting into the housing market during 2021 was the play and threw their life savings trying to flip houses and buy shitty rentals
>They made money for like two months and we're laughing at me for not being as smart as them
>Now they're starting to get nervous because the market is looking rocky
>Are still convinced it's going to recover any day now because real estate is the best investment someone can make
I am going to be an absolute savage when all of them and every retarded tiktok zoomer loses their shirt to this shit. I can't wait to buy a house from some retarded suburban millennial who will hand me the keys with bitter tears in their eyes because half of their life savings just went down the toilet.

[Anonymous No.50514678]

>>50507201
Imagine believing these fucking jews.

[Anonymous No.50514679]

>>50507384
>blackrock executives
>flesh and blood
anon...i need you to sit down this is going to take a while

[Anonymous No.50514692]

how many boomers will die off in the next 5 years? 10 years? markets are going to continually go down with them. half of millennials are neets and zoomers don't want to work. if you're single just wait it out another 5-10 years. save during this time and buy the home in cash after all boomers die.

[Anonymous No.50514771]

>>50507138
>BUY A HOUSE NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
>A housing crash is now just a matter of time.

[Anonymous No.50514809]

>>50507438
You joke, but I would say there’s an extremely high probability of this happening to corporations across the world. Populist leaders will start popping up who know how to pied piper violent men to take inordinate amounts of real wealth from old financiers.

I would be shocked if this didn’t happen. I just don’t know how drastic it will be.

[Anonymous No.50514868]

>>50514809
Ask yourself the some financier like Jamie Diamond was ever seen as a charismatic leader. Our first president literally shot people in the head on a battlefield and marched against a superior force in the middle of winter in the New England area. That’s the type of leader who our current ruling class will be competing against.

[Anonymous No.50515332]

>>50507138
>zerohedge
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.50515688]

>>50514692
> save during this time and buy the home in cash
You realize people who don’t own owe rent?

[Anonymous No.50515802]

>>50507438
Why not vote to expropriate Blackrock? I personally think we should do this (europoor here):
- prevents ANY foreigner from purchasing more than 1 house, after 2 years of residence
- foreign companies are forbidden to buy real estate
- expropriate black rock from Europe

How can this go wrong? jews will scream whatever, indices will fall? Some countries will close some trade agreement? not even. Some ETFs will crash? so?
HOW CAN THE PEOPLE LOSE?HOW ARE PEOPLE EVEN PROFITING FROM FOREIGN REAL ESTATE "INVESTMENT".
My thesis is that real estate is not an investment, not much more than Bitcoin. Fuck America, fuck jannies.

[Anonymous No.50517494]

>>50514678
>I don't like what they are saying. The writers must be jews.
rent free

[Anonymous No.50517547]

>>50512255
>prices rise 40% over the year then drop 25% while interest rates don't stop rising
Great plan you have.

[Anonymous No.50517569]

>>50513870
>The crash is coming because uh... BECAUSE I SAY IT IS THAT'S WHY
lol

[Anonymous No.50517706]

>>50514692
>how many boomers will die off in the next 5 years? 10 years?
Unironically not enough. Try 20 years. These fuckers are going to live well into their 100s with progressing medical tech.

[Anonymous No.50517728]

>>50507138
I want to work for Blackrock. If you can't beat em, join em