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[Anonymous No.50505881]

>chess grandmaster

[Anonymous No.50505902]

>tic-tac-toe champion

[Anonymous No.50505932]

>toilet clogger

[Anonymous No.50505987]

>>50505881
>scrum master

[Anonymous No.50506086]

>>50505881
The ability to play chess is the sign of a gentleman. The ability to play chess well is the sign of a wasted life.

[Anonymous No.50506649]

You should have stopped trying to improve at IM and started streaming blitz with retards on Twitch. It’s easy money

[Anonymous No.50506680]

>Bad bitch getta
>Whoo

[Anonymous No.50506704]

Hit 1400 elo on chess.com and have dropped like a rock to low 1300s. I keep trying new openings or just get blasted away by tactics 4 moves away I only see after falling into them a move in. It seems like the skill level of 1500+ is so ridiculously high. Unless you play into my strong openings I get screwed

[Anonymous No.50506714]

>>50506086
correct

[Anonymous No.50506730]

>>50505881
Nice, I only have one of the norms anon. How long did it take you to get all three ?

[Anonymous No.50506750]

>>50506704
I'll play into your strong opening and still kick your ass
>t. 1600 on chess.com
>inb4 someone higher rated replies to me
+1700 just makes you a nerd

[Anonymous No.50506752]

>>50506704
If you can't think, no amount of learning will get you above 1900. Try learning tactics or get more experienced to the point you know literally every line.

[Anonymous No.50506779]

>>50506086
I play chess poorly and my life so far is definitely wasted.

[Anonymous No.50506822]

>>50506704
Anyone can get to 1500, you just need to actually study and play slow games

[Anonymous No.50506825]

>>50505881
Go challenge Magnus then.

[Anonymous No.50506846]

>>50505881
i knew a chess grandmaster. He had a wagie job as a restaurant cashier

[Anonymous No.50506857]

>>50506750
I’ll play ya, what’s your username.

[Anonymous No.50506903]

>>50505987
go fuck yourself, if you ask me about the sprint backlog one more time I’m gonna lose it

[Anonymous No.50506935]

>10th prestige (hacked) in MW2

[Anonymous No.50506949]

I played a grandmaster who has been consistently in the top 30 for the past 10 year.
It was in crazyhouse on lichess, he destroyed me barely out of the opening. He walked my king across the board, toying with me like a cat with a mouse.

[Anonymous No.50506955]

>>50506704
>chess.com
Damn it anon you are going to make me get addicted again

[Anonymous No.50506991]

Does anyone else send the poop/highway emoji to anyone they are playing on chess.com from India? You don’t get banned for that and it reinforces that they do in fact shit in streets

[Anonymous No.50507030]

>>50505987
underrated
lmao

[Anonymous No.50507101]

>>50506991
clever

[Anonymous No.50507169]

Why do you guys play on chess.cum?
Even Magnus Carlsen doesn't play there unless it's for big prize money.
He mainly plays on lichess.org for fun and for no money.
This is his main account DrNykterstein has over 10 thousand games.

[Anonymous No.50507228]

>>50506846
intelligence doesn't equate to success
at the high end of that spectrum you'll have a considerable number of fuck ups because some of those people can't function or "refuse" to function
successful people can all be intelligent but not all intelligent people can be successful
I'm not smart either but that's what I got from watching all the super smart people I know irl lose their life fighting wigger tier addiction and depression

[Anonymous No.50507286]

>200m in all skills

[Anonymous No.50507387]

>grand champion in rocket league

[Anonymous No.50507428]

>sex haver

[Anonymous No.50507977]

>>50506086
>The ability to play chess well is the sign of a wasted life.
Cope

[Anonymous No.50508269]

>>50507977
Tell that to Paul Morphy.

[Anonymous No.50508716]

>>50507428
>CEO of Sex