/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.50449138]

Bobo really thought he was Michael Burry Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>50447767

[Anonymous No.50449196]

fakest gayest pump ive ever seen in my entire life

[Anonymous No.50449198]

This rally will fail.

Like the others.

[Anonymous No.50449205]

I sware to Cramer we finish red

[Anonymous No.50449208]

>>50449138
this market is ________ and ________.

[Anonymous No.50449210]

bobo status: heemed

[Anonymous No.50449214]

I took profit too early today

[Anonymous No.50449226]

>>50449208
founded by Elizabeth Holmes and eligible for the monkpox vaccine.

[Anonymous No.50449228]

>>50449166
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>>50449096
>>50449187
Don't be fags and post the full versions

[Anonymous No.50449229]

I don't understand how the market has recovered the past couple weeks.

[Anonymous No.50449244]

>>50449214
Nobody ever got heemed from taking profit early

[Anonymous No.50449246]

>>50449226
uh, not exactly what I was going for bro.

[Anonymous No.50449248]

>>50449138
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>>50449208
>>50449210
>>50449214
>>50449226
>>50449228
>>50449229
PSA: all newfags, stop saying "kek" every other post. Thank you

[Anonymous No.50449254]

>>50449138
Time to slut out this market anal style. Should have warned you Bobo the bottom is priced in after all.

[Anonymous No.50449259]

>>50449228
Can't you just search through paheal? https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Lum/1

Also OIL?

[Anonymous No.50449269]

>>50449248
newfag detected.

[Anonymous No.50449270]

>>50449138
APOLOGIZE

[Anonymous No.50449272]

RKLB, ML, ADTX looking good today

[Anonymous No.50449274]

Any thoughts on BRPM and how high it will go tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.50449277]

Either 100bps hike this time and no more for a while so they can see the effects or 75 and probably another 75 2 months later

[Anonymous No.50449284]

I literally bought the top of SQQQ
I can't even fathom how unbelievably stupid/unlucky I am

I don't know why I even bother trying anymore

[Anonymous No.50449285]

>nooooo you milkbreaths can't just buy SOXL and make money you're going to get CHOPPED

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50449291]

kek, hope you mumu's had fun, there's a surprise in store for you. kek

[Anonymous No.50449301]

>>50449228
Why? So you can coom? Is that what you wanna do little coomer?

[Anonymous No.50449309]

Does anyone want to buy a put calendar spread on SPY with me for FOMC? SPY Stock Ladies?

[Anonymous No.50449315]

still shorting nflx

[Anonymous No.50449316]

>>50449153
100% sustainable and clean white power.

[Anonymous No.50449318]

>>50449284
post the position

[Anonymous No.50449319]

>>50449291
Mmmhmm nothing better than a big cup of cope in the morning

[Anonymous No.50449323]

Clown town

[Anonymous No.50449336]

Get it together, coomers.

[Anonymous No.50449344]

What to buy?

[Anonymous No.50449354]

>crab getting boiled by mumus or bobos
>sudden spike in nerve system response akin to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50449356]

Need my bag of HBAR to start pumping already. the foundation and the tech is taking this shit to the literal fucking moonz

[Anonymous No.50449358]

Bros can I get your feedback on your favorite Unranium miners? Wondering if I should diversify outside my one holding: Denison.

[Anonymous No.50449359]

>>50449344
Rope

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50449360]

>>50449323
kek our favorite big booty baby killing latinx got arrested. that's a top signal if i've ever seen one kek

[Anonymous No.50449362]

Any commodity bros here sold the rip in WFG? I did.

[Anonymous No.50449369]

idc what you mumu's say
im gonna buy a shit ton of SQQQ at market close today
this scam-pump is gonna plummet back to reality tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50449372]

The Trapdoor Spiders Will Crawl Back Into The SPX Options Complex On FOMC. Put Calendar Spread. Skew Flattens on Puts.

[Anonymous No.50449373]

>kek, hope you mumu's had fun, there's a surprise in store for you. kek

[Anonymous No.50449376]

>>50449344
solar panels if you own a house.

[Anonymous No.50449379]

is the CHIPS bill passing or what

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50449388]

>>50449359 >>50449344
kek these green new deal energy policies are literally going to grind the economy to a hault.

[Anonymous No.50449397]

Anyone checked on bobo lately?

[Anonymous No.50449398]

>>50449323
What a bad ass. She's got me creamy.

[Anonymous No.50449404]

will netflix shit the bed again?

[Anonymous No.50449405]

>>50449373
is it another green day, that would be swell

[Anonymous No.50449407]

>>50449200
VIX futures curve is usually in contango. You sell front month contract and buy longer dated ones to profit off the skew. Alternatively, you just sell/buy the SPX options that VIX is based on.

Occasionally though, you get a moment like Feb 2018:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI395YShGRQ

[Anonymous No.50449409]

spy predictions for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.50449410]

>>50449323
AOC is so cringe. She was definitely the weird girl in school who was obsessed with horses. Now that she is in government she thinks she's cool.

[Anonymous No.50449416]

>>50449376
Got industrial size PV array on my warehouse last year, saved easily 30k this year alone from double electricity prices
National power companies can suck my nuts

[Anonymous No.50449422]

>>50449362
How is anything in the lumber space mooning when real estate is keeling over?

[Anonymous No.50449430]

>>50449323
>Oops we forgot the handcuffs!

[Anonymous No.50449432]

>>50449409
399.99

[Anonymous No.50449437]

>>50449228
There's something subtly arousing about cropped porn, that you don't quite experience when viewing the full image.

[Anonymous No.50449446]

>>50449344
sell. executive orders are unpopular and bearish.

[Anonymous No.50449447]

>>50449422
Soon we will be burning their stock for heating fuel

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50449456]

>>50449407
kek, this nigga shorted natural gas

[Anonymous No.50449461]

>>50449323
why couldnt the cops do the right thing and just fucking shoot this cunt?

[Anonymous No.50449466]

MCCONNELL: AT THIS TIME, I WILL NOT VOTE TO MOVE FORWARD WITH THE CHIPS BILL, I'LL DECIDE ON THE CHIPS

[Anonymous No.50449465]

power to the pumpers

[Anonymous No.50449467]

>>50449344
Calls

[Anonymous No.50449487]

>>50449410
Nah, she was the overachiever midwit that studied too much and crushed on the sports team captain. In college she was the poly sci chick that got a bf she could dominate but secretly wished the finance bro, coke heads would rough fuck her in their Porsche boxters. After graduation she was pulled into politics because she’s a useful dupe and in love with status. She’s convinced herself she’s a serious person while doing what she’s told.

[Anonymous No.50449490]

Are you buying the real cheapies today?
Shitco puts?

[Anonymous No.50449493]

bros what the fuck is going on? i just recieved a 24 hour notice to convert my russian ADR shares to DR.
why such a short deadline?

[Anonymous No.50449497]

>>50449344
Oil

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50449498]

>>50449461
they couldn't shoot her because she isn't black kek

[Anonymous No.50449500]

>>50449466
What did anyone expect? Isn't he married to a Chink?

[Anonymous No.50449509]

>>50449487
This is probably dead accurate.

[Anonymous No.50449513]

>>50449466
Does he want a chance to buy them too?

[Anonymous No.50449514]

>>50449466
Based Turtleman dunking on the fags buying NVDA/AMD.

[Anonymous No.50449523]

>>50449437
Wow this isn't porn, it's just a healthy relationship between a brother and his sister.

[Anonymous No.50449526]

>>50449500
yeah i heard elliot rodger was their first born

[Anonymous No.50449528]

>>50449514
>msi
nothing competes against my rx580
It now costs 4 times the price i got it for 3 years ago

[Anonymous No.50449533]

Back in black on my boeing (BA) after the last couple months. My average is 155. Hold into profit or dump this stinker? I bought cheapies in 2020 but my faith in the company is basically zero after this last year.

[Anonymous No.50449534]

>>50449493
Which one? Also you already know why.

[Anonymous No.50449535]

>get performance review
>Company is giving me another 70k in rsu
>Won't be assigned a stock value until next month
>Stock will probably jump up 30% in the time it takes to get assigned
Such gay bullshit. Whatever I'll take the free money I guess.

[Anonymous No.50449538]

....well, I will never try to short the market again, ever

[Anonymous No.50449539]

>>50449466
Mark this day and see that pelosi husband sold. 10 minutes ago.

[Anonymous No.50449540]

>>50449498
They needed to make an exception.

[Anonymous No.50449543]

>>50449487
I still remember her crying after she got strong armed into voting for money to Israel. She thought she had power. She is just a puppet to the jews. Also I've gotten 3 emergency alert test texts on my phone in the last 2 hours. They are obviously planning something.

[My Response To Post 50449042 From The Last Thread He Was Very Mean To Me !LFuqlf1oq6 No.50449542]

>>50449042
https://voca.ro/13NyuEEEt4Mu

front month has long tails put (low delta) to cap gamma risk. i dont think betting against short term risk is worth it unless you have strategic buffer like a long put that is farther OTM

structu

[Anonymous No.50449548]

>>50449490
?

[Anonymous No.50449550]

>>50449410
>>50449487
Both of these can be true you know.

[Anonymous No.50449560]

>>50449533
I prefer the cruise industry.
>NCLH

[Anonymous No.50449566]

>>50449543
Kek what a paranoid bitch

[Anonymous No.50449568]

>>50449487
You can gut every polsci student alive right now and the world will be none the wiser

[Anonymous No.50449569]

>>50449528
>msi
FEAR THE DRAGON

[Anonymous No.50449571]

>>50449523
I heard that she wasn't even supposed to be related to him before they did a last minute change.

[Anonymous No.50449576]

>>50449456
Unfortunately I don't have any good memes saved for the actual XIV blowup. Rogue wave is the closest I have.
Technically it blew out in the Jan expiry anyway, although all the short VIX ETFs were delisted in early Feb.

[Anonymous No.50449582]

>>50449430
She’s mimicking Bernie Sanders. She’s there to replace him to be the “for the people” candidate.

[Anonymous No.50449591]

>>50449539
They should have to report their purchases immediately. In fact, they should have to buy their positions on a government exchange with up-to-date data accessible to everyone. Either that or not be able to buy stocks at all.

[Anonymous No.50449592]

Hmm

[Anonymous No.50449595]

any other conservative investors in the thread?

[Anonymous No.50449601]

>>50449533
BA is exhibit A for how corporate welfare ruins entire sectors. They were one of the earliest and unironically too big to fail despite trying harder every time to. Expect CHIPS act level corporate welfare in the near future. And shitcos getting such subsidies to survive is considered bullish now.
>>50449548
BYND for example. Absolute pile of shit co. Puts are on fire sale today.

[Anonymous No.50449608]

The bond market is pricing in a recession and a pivot. Who here has enough experience to tell me how likely it is that the bond market is wrong? My base case is 3.5 on the 10 yr EOY but who am I?

[Anonymous No.50449611]

>>50449571
Honestly that just makes it better. They obviously knew what they were doing.

[Anonymous No.50449625]

>>50449543
Oh fuck, how could they make things worse? Hopefully it’s bullish for me…
>>50449550
Yknow, you’re right. They aren’t mutually exclusive.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50449644]

>>50449576
i saved this one, kek

[Anonymous No.50449655]

>>50449534
all of those that were delisted
and the notice came with no documentation or clear instruction on how to actually initiate the transfer

[Anonymous No.50449656]

How much of a portfolio should be in nat gas in these turbulent times?

>>50449595
Congrats. I'm waiting for single digits

[My Response To Post 50449042 From The Last Thread He Was Very Mean To Me !LFuqlf1oq6 No.50449661]

>>50449200
>so I'm not sure how you'd profit off a drop in IV.
IV too high still....look at where RV has taken us for these things when the parity is this wide.

[Anonymous No.50449666]

>>50449608
>The bond market is pricing in a recession and a pivot. Who here has enough experience to tell me how likely it is that the bond market is wrong?
It is basically "The Fed chickens out and has to pull a 2018 all over again". If they are right, then the Fed ceases to have any credibility and you should just go balls deep leverage on absolute shit like Bitcoin.
If that pivot doesn't happen because they still to their strategy policy papers from 2019 you will get one hell of a correction.

[Anonymous No.50449667]

>>50449595
God I wish that were me. I just have 100 shares, hoping next drop I can pick up more

[Anonymous No.50449681]

>>50449644
Do zoomers know about George Z?

[Anonymous No.50449686]

>>50449666
>the Fed ceases to have any credibility
It's 2022, the fed doesn't even have legitimacy, much less *credibility*.

[Anonymous No.50449701]

>>50449644
Oh fuck I forgot about TVIX. A lot of good money died buying TVIX calls.

[Anonymous No.50449702]

>>50449301
yes

[Anonymous No.50449713]

>>50449681
One can only hope they do.

[Anonymous No.50449724]

>>50449601
>Expect CHIPS act level corporate welfare in the near future

Corporations are niggers. I want out of this system so badly.

[Anonymous No.50449725]

>>50449138
Siga people, be real, should I sell now or nah

[Anonymous No.50449735]

Good lord this volume is so thin. Pump is powered by fairy tales and make believe.
>>50449430
You'd think she would have learned the lesson after that fence crying picture backfired.

[Anonymous No.50449740]

>>50449611
>They obviously knew what they were doing.
They sure as fuck didn't later on though. Damn shame.

[Anonymous No.50449751]

>>50449725
yes

[Anonymous No.50449756]

>>50449702
I hope you are good with image search then.

[Anonymous No.50449758]

Sour half hour?

[Anonymous No.50449765]

SOXL credit spreads?? too illiqiud

[Anonymous No.50449768]

FUCKING FUCK MY FAVORITE MOON MISSION TOOK OFF WITHOUT ME

[Anonymous No.50449769]

>>50449686
>It's 2022, the fed doesn't even have legitimacy, much less *credibility*.
The bond and stock market moves of 2022 are implicit impacts from the Fed still having credible "threats". Jawboning is very much part of the "toolkit" and they have talked about it many times over the past decade or so. If the Fed put has to exist despite inflation then you really can and should be buying only leveraged shit stocks and realizing gains in hard assets.

[Anonymous No.50449771]

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[Anonymous No.50449784]

>>50449595
based. whats your price per share?

[Anonymous No.50449792]

I solded. Will see what happens tomorrow :)

[Anonymous No.50449799]

>>50449784
16.97, literally says right there

[Anonymous No.50449803]

>>50449740
I'd like to think the porn made in the end redeemed some of it.

[Anonymous No.50449805]

The only thing that can save bobo now is if powell comes out next fomc with a 200bps hike, and says they're gonna dump the entire balance sheet in a week.

[Anonymous No.50449823]

>>50449805
I'll have sold my puts for losses by then... I can't keep doing this

[Anonymous No.50449843]

UP $45,000 ON SOXL CALLS

LETS GET TO $50,000

[Anonymous No.50449847]

>Missed the generational bottom for SPY

[Anonymous No.50449856]

>>50449843
Bro, take some off ffs

[Anonymous No.50449864]

wow they want us to buy so bad right now

[Anonymous No.50449868]

>>50449354
why do people pretend that crabs can't feel pain just because we do not find them aesthetically pleasing.

[Anonymous No.50449886]

prices have literally been oversold for the last week lets be honest, did earnings even come in yet?

[Anonymous No.50449887]

I feel like what is happening to bobos is the finance version of George Floyd. Institutions are kneeling on their neck and we're all just watching. We know it's wrong just like the Ukraine invasion, but we're powerless.
It's so heartbreaking

[Anonymous No.50449893]

>>50449843
how do i get to be like you no meme shit

[Anonymous No.50449896]

When will the chip act go up for vote again?

[Anonymous No.50449900]

>>50449887
but Floyd was a worthless crackhead that got what he deserved?

[Anonymous No.50449902]

>>50449843
Godspeed, madlad.
>inb4 you get cucked by congressniggers

[Anonymous No.50449914]

>>50449725
No, wait till at least the 28th for it to get in the media again. They are having a meeting that could make it a global health crisis.

[Anonymous No.50449920]

>>50449113

[Anonymous No.50449925]

>>50449864
>If you don't let us wipe you out in a market crash inflation will go up forever the public has too much money reeeeeee
kek

[Anonymous No.50449924]

WHAT THE FUCK
I STEP AWAY FROM MY ACCOUNT FOR A COUPLE HOURS AND IM DOWN 10%

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FAKE AND GAY PUMP!!!!!

[Anonymous No.50449933]

so what we thinking tomorrow i already solded my calls but im thinking it melts up a bit more tomorrow before eventually dumping.

[Anonymous No.50449942]

>>50449920
>>50449113
Source?

[Anonymous No.50449945]

>VOL EXPANDING
>EVERYTHING PUMPING HIGHER

oh boy we red af tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50449955]

>>50449924
Are you not in OIL (ticker: PUTIN)?

>captcha: GG MRK

[Anonymous No.50449960]

Netflix earnings? Go all in on puts?

[Anonymous No.50449966]

>funds hit brokerage
>won't let me buy calls or puts
thanks schwab, I have lvl 1 let me position ass faggots

[Anonymous No.50449972]

>>50449945
>MMs hedging
that is their job yes

[Anonymous No.50449975]

AOC is my big booty latina queen

[Anonymous No.50449984]

>>50449933
Mirin' those digits
But yeah we're dumping like a motherfucker tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50450007]

OOOOOOOOO THAT PUMP INTO CLOSE
(((THEY))) LAUGHING AT (YOU) BOBO

[Anonymous No.50450009]

https://tos.mx/5eToRAh

[Anonymous No.50450012]

OOOOH YEAH. Fucking POOMP EET

[Anonymous No.50450019]

>>50449868
Just feeling pain isn't the problem. Even single-cell amoebas feel 'pain'. Doesn't mean they're self-aware or capable of suffering in an anthropomorphic sense.

And if crabs can suffer, they deserve it anyway

[Anonymous No.50450029]

Might actually beat inflation today.

[Anonymous No.50450035]

>>50449942
Just do a search already guys. No need to be such desperate coomers about it.

[Anonymous No.50450037]

>>50449960
Depends, how low are expectations? Banks lost 25 to 50 percent in profits yet they pumped since they "beat" earnings.

[Anonymous No.50450046]

God help me. My money just keeps disappearing.

[Anonymous No.50450051]

>>50450035
Does she have some kind of skin disease?

[Anonymous No.50450055]

>this pump
YOUR MONEY VILL BE VORTH NOHZING AND YOU VILL EAT ZE BUGS GOY

[Anonymous No.50450060]

Suffer the wrath of Heaven

[Anonymous No.50450066]

>>50450051
Yes, that's only treated by some kind of cream. You see it in later panels.

[Anonymous No.50450076]

>>50449864
It's like Ben Graham said: don't get trolled.

[Anonymous No.50450087]

>>50450037
yeah, everything is in pump mode, i don't know, gotta decide in a minute, having shit luck as of late

[Anonymous No.50450095]

digits and i double down on my aapl puts

[Anonymous No.50450098]

Sitting on 7/29 nflx 150 puts. Bought with unsettled funds by mistake so now I can't sell or i'll hit my GFV on webull.
up 25% but i'm betting after ER i'm going to watch it melt to nothing.

[Anonymous No.50450122]

>>50449942
It’s Gwen from Ben10. Search her name on the cartoon porn sites you freaks visit and you’ll find what you want. Goddamn coomers.

[Anonymous No.50450121]

>>50449595
I have 425 shares

[Anonymous No.50450123]

>selling calls with limit orders
i've ascended

[Anonymous No.50450135]

>>50450051
More like a coom disease

[Anonymous No.50450136]

>Cramer doesn't open
>green
We should have known

[Anonymous No.50450144]

>>50450098
>he doesn’t have a margin account

[Anonymous No.50450156]

>>50450066
>>50450123
I'm just wondering what's causing those growths on her shoulders.

[Anonymous No.50450162]

>>50449542
Sorry bro. Didn't mean to upset you. The play is honestly solid and I'm sure you'll do well.

Personally I'm too focused on the impending commodity shortage to pay much attention on those sorts of short term derivatives speculative plays so I'm just projecting and assuming that active traders pricing these derivatives would know at least as much as me regarding the rate hike schedule.
The world is short oil and gas and no one seems to care anymore. Why bother to do anything else when you can just sit in coal stocks and make 100% returns, you know?

Hoping you'll get out of this phase soon and come back down to earth, but you seem to be drifting more into the abyss that is analyzing underlying market plumbing. But if you're actually making money with that shit, I suppose I can't blame you.

[Anonymous No.50450164]

>>50450144
I'm too big on the double down, with margin I would eventually ruin myself financially instead of this where I just lose profit money only.

[Anonymous No.50450165]

DVN BROS

[Anonymous No.50450168]

>>50450035
Search failed >>50450037

[Anonymous No.50450170]

nflx 150 put for friday???

[Anonymous No.50450173]

I am inevitable

[Anonymous No.50450185]

TOO POOR TPOR Bros..

[Anonymous No.50450186]

just a friendly reminder to be on your guard ahead of big-boy earnings next week. eps compression is coming sooner or later.

[Anonymous No.50450193]

>>50450173
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50450199]

>>50449214
Be happy that you profited.
We might dump tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50450204]

>>50450173
Let my crude go, you evil crustacean!

[Anonymous No.50450205]

>>50450168
Keep trying, try harder! Search deeper!

[Anonymous No.50450213]

*FLICK*
Ah, the start of consumer earnings.
ALEXA, pull up NFLX, 1 min candles, zoom in, max my margin and use my cubs college fund account.

[Anonymous No.50450225]

AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYIN
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[Anonymous No.50450229]

STOP POSTING PORN RIGHT NOW!

[Anonymous No.50450233]

Buying some long term Netflix calls. I own all this streaming shit through my girlfriends family and they're still far and away better than anything else. No way it's gonna be as bad as forecasted and the market is just recovering in general. Easy bounce to $400 in the next few months. Gonna try some Dec OTM.

Also they're about to debut the first Ryan Gosling move in like 5 years he's literally me.

[Anonymous No.50450243]

>read news headline
>it says market pumps due to upbeat earnings
>look at earnings
>they’re less than last quarters earnings and was less than last years earnings
>shit guidance as well
>market pumps because earnings beat “estimates”

Lol. I’m so sick of this market

[Anonymous No.50450249]

Scaramucci's fund suspended withdrawals

[Anonymous No.50450254]

>>50450229
Why?

[Anonymous No.50450258]

>blogpost meant to make you buy this fake rally for faggots so institutions can dump on your face overnight

[Anonymous No.50450269]

>>50450205
You would think a redheaded tomboy would be motivation enough for them.

[Anonymous No.50450270]

what time do nflx earnings report

[Anonymous No.50450275]

>sqqq and soxs at the same price
it's over bobo

[Anonymous No.50450282]

>>50450270
1 minute

[Anonymous No.50450283]

I panic sold everything, VIX not going down is spooking me.

[Anonymous No.50450286]

we will crash so ha-ACK

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50450287]

all the ponzi schemes are collapsing, and the market is rocketing up ward. none of this makes any fucking sense.

[Anonymous No.50450292]

>ranfag returns to SMG after nearly a year gone
>SOXL immediately reverses and goes from $11 to $17 over a few weeks

he's like an inverse signal or something

[Anonymous No.50450296]

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3Ud0Hi8yeI&ab_channel=Parvu

[Anonymous No.50450300]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.50450303]

>>50450243
It's so pointless to even look at earnings. I've had plenty of calls drop even when the stock beats estimates, because the real expectation was they'd beat estimates by even more.

[Anonymous No.50450308]

>>50450243
This, what a load of shit

[Anonymous No.50450311]

>>50450300
I'm down 75%

[Anonymous No.50450313]

bear market fucking CANCELLED! Outta my way, you bobo fucking shits.

[Anonymous No.50450316]

>>50450282
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50450318]

>>50450300
-1.14%, after daily inflation.

[Anonymous No.50450321]

>>50450300
kek. The only significant volume of the day was an ass load of selling in the final 60 seconds. Still /cashgang/.

[Anonymous No.50450324]

>>50450287
My utterly unsupported theory right now is people are moving back to stocks as real estate stops rocketing.

[Anonymous No.50450330]

WHAT'S HAPPENING IT WAS UP 12% WHY IS IT GOING DOWN

PUMP FUCKER PUMP

[Anonymous No.50450331]

>he sold the bottom

[Anonymous No.50450332]

>>50450300
+44.67%. I sold my calls too early though :(

[Anonymous No.50450333]

>>50450243
It makes sense that it would correct to some level. Priced in now though, the time to make that bet was yesterday. Now those who bought are searching themselves for a reason to hang on for more gains, hold, or take profits while they can.

[Anonymous No.50450338]

If you're down right now and you've ever said "you're losing a lot of money right now aren't you," then I'm glad you're down, and fuck you. Asshole

[Anonymous No.50450346]

>NFLX
LMAO rip in peace bobos

[Anonymous No.50450352]

>>50450287
nothing makes sense because you have a room temperature iq

[Anonymous No.50450359]

>>50449315
>>50450098
LOL

[Anonymous No.50450366]

>>50450300
Comfy +0.5%

[Anonymous No.50450368]

Alright so today summed up.
Lost a lot on SPX puts
Lost a lot on NFLX puts
Won small on QQQ

Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[Anonymous No.50450370]

>>50450300
great sold my calls that were super negative yesterday for a small profit. timing was horrible but diamond hands won today. bought a put for tomorrow just cause it was the obvious thing to do. trying to fucking overthink this market has fucked me so im taking the simple route.

[Anonymous No.50450381]

>>50450300
I’m such a fucking fuckup
Keep selling bottoms and buying tops and I FUCKING HATE IT

[Anonymous No.50450383]

NFLX OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50450387]

Lol my NFLX puts are destroyed. My bad luck continues.

[Anonymous No.50450392]

>>50450300
4.87% up! Made a little over $6k today

[Anonymous No.50450393]

>>50450359
well you win some, you lose some.

[Anonymous No.50450400]

>>50450300
+3%

[Anonymous No.50450406]

NVAX was at double volume and went up 11.6%

[Anonymous No.50450410]

completely irrational

[Anonymous No.50450412]

Sold my calls for a $44,000 profit

also I kept a chart of every ticket SMG recommended the past year and they are all down lol, I pretty much just inverse what people do here and its looking a little euphoric for my taste

[Anonymous No.50450418]

N-FLX bros????????

[Anonymous No.50450419]

now this is some clownmarket

[Anonymous No.50450420]

gotta be honest feels like a bulltrap I am selling all of my calls tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50450428]

any interactive brokers bros tell me how to show MY PERSONAL PERCENTAGE % P&L from the time i initiated the trade? All this shit does is some faggy from last close bullshit

[Anonymous No.50450427]

>>50450300
+7.95%

[Anonymous No.50450437]

>>50450300
>literally crabbed all day and it was beautiful because I sold covered calls. So this is what it feels like to be a theta Chad.

[Anonymous No.50450441]

netflix earnings were shit. it will be red tomorrow. i own calls so i'm not even fudding like a retard. fuck me.

[Anonymous No.50450444]

All of Netflix top shows released last quarter and u retards shorted HAHAHA REST IN PISS BOBOFUCKS

[Never Ever Been Wrong Before !EQXcMhC6a2 No.50450455]

Sorry bears no cuming today

[Anonymous No.50450466]

>>50449666
wasted satans on powell gossip post

[Anonymous No.50450470]

[Anonymous No.50450490]

>Pivots on you, drives the lane, and dunks on your shortfolio

[Anonymous No.50450496]

nflx confirms we green tomorrow again
unironically 410

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50450507]

>>50450352
kek you're calling me retarded. well guess what, i'm not retarded because this post is dubz

[Anonymous No.50450511]

>>50450300
Big basket: +1.68484% (not repeating)
Smol basket: +0.20555% (not repeating)

...pathetic, I am

[Never Ever Been Wrong Before !EQXcMhC6a2 No.50450523]

For anybody who doesn't understand why we're not going down: The ECB is bragging about rigging the entire European market, you can bet your ass the FED is doing the same.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50450529]

>>50450300
8.8%
How long till the fed does the next rate hike % announcement?

[Anonymous No.50450532]

>>50450470
Bears confirmed piss drinkers. S&P 5000 EOY

[Anonymous No.50450538]

>>50450523
Wrong

[Anonymous No.50450541]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.50450542]

>>50450412
Do you think the. cHips act will pass today

[Anonymous No.50450561]

>>50450287
>>50450324
>>50450352
Bo-bros...
Never forget that the market exists to part you from your money. What's happening right now is multifaceted, but essentially the market is just sprung the trap on inexperienced bears who couldn't identify an incoming headfake.
Now the market is in the process of trapping the bulls for the n'th time. We'll probably have another legdown starting sometime next week.

In the meantime, don't fight the market. Being perma-bearish is just as retarded as being a perma-bull.

[Anonymous No.50450564]

>>50449248
kek

[Anonymous No.50450567]

>>50450541
Is that a new lady?

[Anonymous No.50450573]

Hourly ES futures since 4am this morning.

[Anonymous No.50450584]

>>50450098
i've gotten burned a few times, it happens. tho i decided to stop gambling and it's been better for my account.

[Anonymous No.50450603]

Gonna either crab or dumb tomorrow. There’s no fucking way this euphoria is going to continue on “muh 1% retail growth in June” for long. Also, no way QT or recession is remotely priced-in.

[Anonymous No.50450604]

do i short netflix at open

[Anonymous No.50450605]

>>50450098
HAHAHAHAHA HOW'D IT WORK OUT FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.50450607]

We get a pivot in September but I still think its going to be choppy trading with pumps and dumps until then. Rn is low volume pumps, dump calls and buy puts for next week, then do the opposite after FOMC. Repeat until the big long starts in September

[Anonymous No.50450619]

>>50450573
Eventually the stock market will be solved, and it'll be just a totally vertical green line going up followed by a totally vertical red line going doing in perpetuity every minute of every day.

[Anonymous No.50450624]

>>50450603
Because we're not tightening and there isn't a recession retard lmao you shorted the bottom LOL.

[Anonymous No.50450629]

>>50450098
>you and your NFLX puts

[Anonymous No.50450635]

>>50450603
Low volume + Fed swap shenanigans = markets fucked up and don’t care about logic

[Anonymous No.50450638]

>>50450605
I said I was going to end up watching it melt into nothing? I just wasn't paying attention that I bought $1 worth out of unsettled funds and webull won't let me sell without risking losing my account.

[Anonymous No.50450646]

>>50450607
>We get a pivot in September
Not saying I disagree, just curious how you came to that conclusion?

[Anonymous No.50450652]

>>50450635
*the main culprit here is the yen. Holding up the whole god damn market rn.

[Anonymous No.50450667]

>>50450607
>>50450646
Clueless literal niggers

[Anonymous No.50450668]

up bigly today but still bought the store brand refried beans for my burritos tonight

[Anonymous No.50450670]

looks like it's time for you to head back into the wagie cagie bobo

[Anonymous No.50450676]

>>50450561
Oh, I'm not concerned, I learned my lesson years ago and do a reasonable amount of hedging. I just also don't take estimates seriously

[Anonymous No.50450699]

Bitcoin is up 7.5$
We are going down, right?

[Anonymous No.50450704]

>>50450624
kys retard. it will be the worst recession your ass will ever see

[Anonymous No.50450708]

Watch this stock with your eyes ears mouth feet

[Anonymous No.50450722]

Bobo YET AGAIN thought he was Michael fucking Burry.

[Anonymous No.50450727]

>>50450708

[Anonymous No.50450744]

>>50450722
bobos idol is unironically some twitter troll that larps as a woman. let that sink in.

fuck bobos.

[Anonymous No.50450747]

>>50450646
we get a 75 bps hike next week, then a 50 in august before the fed stops hiking since none of these hikes are helping with inflation and will create a negative feedback loop of higher interest costs = higher prices and discourage production increases.

[Anonymous No.50450774]

KEK these calls are a rollercoaster

[Anonymous No.50450788]

>>50450747
Stocks up, oil goes up. Simple as.
Oil will break out by EOD Friday to $110+. Fed will freak.

[Anonymous No.50450789]

JANNIES FUCKING GAVE ME A BAN FOR POSTING GWEN FROM BEN 10 AND SHE ISNT EVEN FUCKING NAKED WTF!!!

[Anonymous No.50450805]

>>50450727
heh. You'll regret it.

[Anonymous No.50450811]

>>50450747
The Fed is trying to put people out of work and increase unemployment, until we see unemployment rising their won't be a pivot

[Anonymous No.50450814]

>>50450722
Kek not even Michael Burry thinks it's going to go lower.

[Anonymous No.50450839]

>>50450722
And you areYET AGAIN an unfunny faggot posting the same unfunny shit day in and day out -- basically spam at this point -- just to be an extremely boring and abrasive asshole.

[Anonymous No.50450841]

>>50450789
The janny has no fucking idea what NSFW means.

[Anonymous No.50450844]

laugh not at our ursine brothers, but shed a tear

[Anonymous No.50450857]

>>50450844
Team mammal!

[Anonymous No.50450863]

Am I seriously about to get fucked in a single fucking day?

[Anonymous No.50450869]

>>50450841
>>50450789
At least you weren't banned for posting off topic, when your post was about rate hikes.

[Anonymous No.50450870]

>>50450863
post positions

[Anonymous No.50450876]

>>50450789

[Anonymous No.50450877]

>his entire contribution to the planet consists of spreading a "crab bucket full of backbiting face-saving dickheads" vibe

[Anonymous No.50450882]

>>50450722
Mumu, your time will come. Bears hibernate, bulls get slaughtered.

[Anonymous No.50450894]

>>50450814
burry doesn't think it's over by a long shot

[Anonymous No.50450896]

>>50450567
Yes

[Anonymous No.50450899]

>>50450857
>you just know

[Anonymous No.50450905]

Seriously why don't you slither back down into your cave full of grabby, sniveling rat people

[Anonymous No.50450909]

>>50450882
yea uh-huh, can I get some large fries with my order.

[Anonymous No.50450914]

>>50450788
stocks will just crab with extra volatility, oil is going to keep pumping for now.
>>50450811
Layoffs and hiring slows have already started, despite the 9.1 inflation reading they're not even considering a 100 bps hike. The pivot to neutral is happening.

[Anonymous No.50450937]

>>50450869
Don't feel too bad. Every real /smg/ poster suffers through at least one false ban. It's part of the initiation.

[Anonymous No.50450939]

We have actual spirits up here, and your constant social vying [which doesn't even actually get you anywhere, you incompetent and lazy faggot] is no longer welcome.

[Anonymous No.50450956]

holy fuck we're still pumping

[Anonymous No.50450958]

SPY, you've been called back to Top Gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh0SPkqZFDs

[Anonymous No.50450961]

reminder not to think anything

[Anonymous No.50450968]

>>50450937
>False ban
>Lose 10s of thousands of dollars
What else?

[Anonymous No.50450984]

>>50450961
the message is that not anything is as simple as you want it to be not to not think at all

[Anonymous No.50450994]

>>50450984
i knew it, he's bullish

[Anonymous No.50451021]

Crude 1.860MM vs 4.762MM, Est 0.333MM
Gasoline 1.290MM
Distillate -2.153MM
Cushing +0.523MM

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1549492649656287234

[Anonymous No.50451026]

>>50450994
if he switched to bullish now and is right his performance this year must be godlike

[Anonymous No.50451041]

>>50450961
I work close to procurement in a company and purchasing patterns have not changed. There's no such thing as rationing or buying more now before prices increase again

[Anonymous No.50451043]

futures traders are having fun in after hours

[Anonymous No.50451050]

>>50451026
He's still expecting an earnings compression so no, he's bearish.

[Anonymous No.50451055]

>>50451021
Dammit, I want to see what happens when Cushing hits tank bottoms.

[Anonymous No.50451057]

>>50451050
>this one didn't get the message

[Anonymous No.50451072]

YITWB

[Anonymous No.50451073]

>>50450839
Aw poor whittle baby crying he lost money, take your meds

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50451091]

>>50451021
looks bearish oil fags

[Anonymous No.50451106]

>>50451091
I hope, sold an otm CC on lardeo petroleum for 1800 bucks clean

[Anonymous No.50451119]

one more day, a thousand more kills

[Anonymous No.50451121]

>>50451043

[Anonymous No.50451131]

>>50451124
>>50451124
>>50451124
NEWW
>>50451124
>>50451124
>>50451124
NEWW

[Anonymous No.50451177]

>>50451073
>take your meds
It really is just spam at this point. Literally go back to rebbit you boring faggot.

[Anonymous No.50451285]

>>50450412
The entire market is down you goofball

[Anonymous No.50451298]

>>50450523
google yield curve control
Japan is probably doing it too

[Anonymous No.50451301]

>>50451177
Only you are responsible for your financial decisions little bobo, don't take your pain out on me, I didn't tell you to take those positions, if it causes you this much rage and turmoil consider another hobby :)