/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.50422663]

WTFWT edition
>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous >>50420261

[Anonymous No.50422681]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CRAAAMMMEEERRR

[Anonymous No.50422683]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.50422686]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_KE21Qcsno

[Anonymous No.50422687]

CAM ON NRGUBU
>*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
RUN UP THA FAHKIN' SCORE

[Anonymous No.50422688]

Yeah, I'm thinkin we're black.

[Anonymous No.50422690]

Just found out about hydrogen. Apparently it can be used as a fuel for ICE and making electricity. And get this, you can use biogas that’s a byproduct of wastewater treatment.m that would otherwise be burned off. Why are not all in on hydrogen as the next big energy source?

[Anonymous No.50422692]

strap in fellas

[Anonymous No.50422695]

I can't stop watching and laughing at the tiktok YLYL threads on /wsg/

[Anonymous No.50422702]

>>50422690
welcome to the past 10 years of pop science retard

[Anonymous No.50422706]

siga technologies are homophobic

[Anonymous No.50422708]

>>50422690
I don't fuck with bitch ass single proton atoms.

[Anonymous No.50422709]

the markets are healing...

[Anonymous No.50422711]

>>50422702
That doesn’t even make sense

[Anonymous No.50422713]

I went all in on the 22nd of june
i cant believe i timed the dip perfectly
IM GONNA MAKE IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50422715]

>>50422692
I LOVE CRAMER

[Anonymous No.50422726]

Should I buy KO or PEP

[Anonymous No.50422729]

>>50422690
Hydrogen is way better than electric

[Anonymous No.50422731]

>>50422713
>He forgot about about FOMC week

[Anonymous No.50422734]

>>50422690
Because hydrogen fuel cells would still allow you the range and freedom similar to gasoline/diesel.... EV’s are about control and keeping you on a short leash that the government can just simply switch your car off

[Anonymous No.50422740]

BOBO STATUS: BTFO

[Anonymous No.50422743]

mfw stocks are actually doing well
It's really great after seeing my stocks -20% last week and now they're at -8%

[Anonymous No.50422744]

>>50422690
timelines that do not end in bug eating are not very desirable currently.

[Anonymous No.50422745]

>>50422690
It's a god damn nightmare fuel.

[Anonymous No.50422746]

>>50422726
Should have bought INTC last week when their dividend yield was above 4%

[Anonymous No.50422750]

>>50422731
priced in

[Anonymous No.50422752]

>Cramer rang the bell
Of course they won’t let the market fall with their boi ringing the bell.
>tomorrow is bloodshed if the people don’t figure it out today

[Anonymous No.50422753]

>390
*boop* reverse! reverse!

[Anonymous No.50422754]

>>50422690
No point in burning h2, fuel cells are more efficient.

[Anonymous No.50422755]

>>50422745
Explain yourself while I buy another 300 shares of FCEL

[Anonymous No.50422759]

>>50422740
Prepare for a reversal

[Anonymous No.50422761]

Is this bear market in the room with us right now?

[Anonymous No.50422763]

>>50422750
I don't trust these fucks desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.50422766]

>>50422690
>fren uses nothing but hydrogen to fuel is house
>some punk teen throws a lit city in the sprinkler system
>OH THE HUMANITY

[Anonymous No.50422767]

How many stocks do you cunts follow at one time?
How much research do you do before investing?

[Anonymous No.50422769]

OIL CHADS WHICH LOCATION DO WE RESIDE CURRENTLY?

[Anonymous No.50422771]

>>50422754
I meant burning biogas to turn into hydrogen. On site generation of hydrogen is pretty cool

[Anonymous No.50422772]

FUCKING MUMUS, YOU ARE GOING TO BLEED TODAY

SIT BACK AND WATCH

[Anonymous No.50422780]

>>50422752
i am catching myself wanting to short only for the reason he hit the bell... i bet we end red today lol

[Anonymous No.50422784]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.50422785]

>noooooooo, why is the market going up? all the news was bad. my shorts were supposed to be guaranteed free money.

faggots never learn

[Anonymous No.50422789]

Lot of Bobos posting "See you Monday" on Friday.
You good?

[Anonymous No.50422795]

>>50422761
lol (you)

[Anonymous No.50422797]

>>50422767
make it easy on yourself and pick an ETF like QQQ or SPY

[Anonymous No.50422798]

STOP THE COUNT!

[Anonymous No.50422800]

>>50422755
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_embrittlement

[Anonymous No.50422801]

Oh look Bappa, he's getting angry. What's poor little mumu gonna do?

[Anonymous No.50422802]

we kinda flat

[Anonymous No.50422811]

>>50422800
Wouldnt a simple EPDM gasket liner fix this issue

[Anonymous No.50422815]

>cramer rang the opening bell
uhh... g-guys?

[Anonymous No.50422826]

>>50422767
>How much research do you do before investing?
lol research? just BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.50422828]

Uh oh mumu, I'm seeing red candles;)

[Anonymous No.50422834]

>high volume green candles
>tiny spread
its over

[Anonymous No.50422836]

>>50422815
It's a double reverse troll. MM know we know Cramer is an inverse; so they inversed it.

[Anonymous No.50422845]

>>50422750
>>50422761
>>50422785
>>50422789
>>50422798
Mumu’s getting cocky after a normal bear rally... Markets have been going down for weeks and you faggots start celebrating over two days and you still won’t sell.

[Anonymous No.50422847]

>>50422811
Hydrogen. Leaks. Everywhere. It's still giving NASA shits trouble after 50 years of use.

[Anonymous No.50422848]

>>50422692
holy fuck cramers a manlet?

[Anonymous No.50422854]

>>50422789
See you tuesday mumu

[Anonymous No.50422855]

All of the ultra boomer stocks that Cramer recommends like McDonalds and At&t are red on the day kek you can't make this up

[Anonymous No.50422856]

>nvidia + 4%
>SOXL +3%
lmao

[Anonymous No.50422857]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50422858]

>>50422690
Hydrogen tends to explode peoples' faces off. It's incredibly dangerous to handle, moreso than other fuels. Not fudding whatever shit pick memestock you had in mind, just giving you the truth.

[Anonymous No.50422862]

NIPPLE REVERSAL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50422868]

>>50422845
sell this

[Anonymous No.50422870]

>>50422848
he's like 5'4 and a jew, do with that information what you will my fren

[Anonymous No.50422872]

You're sweating mumu

[Anonymous No.50422878]

>>50422856

[Anonymous No.50422880]

waiting for AAPL to make its move, watch&learn

[Anonymous No.50422886]

>>50422692
holy shit did did they have to help him ring it?

[Anonymous No.50422887]

>>50422836
but do the MMs know we know that they know that we know that Cramer is a reverse indicator

[Anonymous No.50422889]

the good guys won

[Anonymous No.50422893]

>>50422767
I pick companies I like and have decent dividends then I take the dividends and put it into ETFs

[Anonymous No.50422898]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.50422901]

>>50422690
>Why are not all in on hydrogen as the next big energy source?
Governments are run by old boomers and they went all in on batteries instead of hydrogen that could be easily transported by pipelines/existing infrastructure. Also, making hydrogen is inefficient, has big energy losses. Most of the hydrogen is current produced by cracking natural gas, and that doesn’t solve the greenhouse gas effect.

[Anonymous No.50422902]

>>50422519
Are you nervous?

[Anonymous No.50422903]

>>50422887
Don't tell them that, you idiot! They can trip circuit breakers at any time.

[Anonymous No.50422913]

UVXY is only down like 1% though..............................

[Anonymous No.50422914]

You know what, fuck my puts
Fuck Bobo, let's finally see some neon green

[Anonymous No.50422916]

>>50422903
wtf you mean the MMs lurk on biz?

[Anonymous No.50422919]

I sold boil at 56 last week
slap my ass and call me a retard

[Anonymous No.50422925]

SIGA sissies, what's happening!?!?!

[Anonymous No.50422928]

>>50422848
Cramer yelling at his wife on tv off set and she walked away..

[Anonymous No.50422933]

>>50422916
>He doesn't know about the ticker scraping bots

[Anonymous No.50422934]

Time spreads still $2.85. OIL. WILL. RISE.

>>50422916
They don't need to. They have interns and bots aplenty.

[Anonymous No.50422935]

funds are safeu

[Anonymous No.50422937]

>>50422925
SIGA is pretty close to topping out and crashing back to $12.
I know that's not what you want to hear, but its the truth.

[Anonymous No.50422938]

>>50422925
Puts on retard e-chan gfs.

[Anonymous No.50422941]

At this point im convinced that trading is literally a pretend field of study to cover up that fact that the entirety of the "free market" is just insiders changing rules until they win a timed guessing game. Where do I actually go to find out how to make good trades?

[Anonymous No.50422943]

>>50422925
Too much upward pressure in a short amount of time.
In premarket it’s was up about 4% alone. So at open it was likely to fall.
I’ll probably buy back in later today

[Anonymous No.50422945]

>>50422935
oh fugg, depression 2.0 electric boogaloo confirmed boys

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50422953]

>>50422886
The sad part is they probably have him standing on something to make him look taller.

[Anonymous No.50422954]

>>50422941
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY

[Anonymous No.50422955]

>>50422941
Nancy Pelosi's office is a good start.

[Anonymous No.50422960]

>>50422941
Stop being a fag and start writing covered calls... NOW!!

[Anonymous No.50422961]

>>50422937
anything else related to the plandemic thats worth buying?
what about the marburg virus. Someone building a vax for that?

[Anonymous No.50422964]

>>50422937
>SIGA is pretty close to topping out
>Market cap is only $1bill

[Anonymous No.50422970]

>>50422935
>Armageddon
Hey, I loved that movie.

[Anonymous No.50422975]

Fake and gay
Its like dumb money niggers are in charge of the markets right now

[Anonymous No.50422983]

Recommend me a good small cap ETF for my IRA.

[Anonymous No.50422992]

>>50422935
>"there will be no Armageddon. None"

[Anonymous No.50422998]

>>50422789
i meant the next monday

[Anonymous No.50423003]

>>50422983
why not just buy the r2k?

[Anonymous No.50423004]

>>50422983
I'd unironically buy the weed sector right now back at lows just have a weekly stop underneath ATL. Or buy the biotechs, also at like 10 year lows

gl

[Anonymous No.50423006]

This is a sucker's rally...

[Anonymous No.50423012]

>>50422970
>Regarding the film's premise, Ben Affleck asked director Michael Bay, "Wouldn't it be easier for NASA to train astronauts how to drill rather than training drillers to be astronauts?" Bay told Affleck to shut up.

[Anonymous No.50423014]

why is vix rising?

[Anonymous No.50423015]

>wake up
>puts getting fucked
man... why live

[Anonymous No.50423021]

ahh fuck it, better late than never.

[Anonymous No.50423024]

>>50423014
yeah, its somewhat, uh, interesting.

[Anonymous No.50423028]

>>50422983
URTY. You buy, you hold, you win.

[Anonymous No.50423030]

>>50422750
Doesn't mean it won't drop due to fear. It always does. It'll probably pump next wed/Thursday tho

[Anonymous No.50423031]

>>50422767
It doesn’t matter how much research you do. Line can go up or down. Someone has done the same research as you and concluded the exact opposite as what you did. It’s all about riding the wave of retards to the top, hence why TSLA and other tech stocks have mooned over the years completely disconnected from reality.

[Anonymous No.50423033]

>>50422964
Irrelevant. It's been a parabolic upward move. It's more than doubled. There are clear signs that the upward trend is wearing thin.
A correction is inevitable. Happens every time. Don't know why you're all so surprised.

Today might not be the day, but there's very little upside left. One day this week it's just gonna open -10% as stoplosses kick in and everyone runs for the hills.

[Anonymous No.50423038]

>>50423012
You know, as much as I want to hate him for the 90s Chasing Amy kinda shit, he may in fact be based.

[Anonymous No.50423040]

>>50423014
So everything can be green for Cramer

[Anonymous No.50423043]

New lows on the dollar.
Market volume looks light again based on what I checked.

[Anonymous No.50423044]

>>50422954
Terrible shop... Get fucked mumu at 10:17am big bois start selling this fake and gay pump odd

[Anonymous No.50423052]

>>50422771
Biogas is natural gas, and is carbon neutral already. Why even turn it into hydrogen at that point.

[Anonymous No.50423057]

>>50423031
The market is more game theory about picking the special princess that other people will pick

[Anonymous No.50423063]

>>50423028
>3x r2k
lol lmao even
you could do a lot of trolling with something like this!

[Anonymous No.50423067]

>No, oil, you can't rise 5% in a day. You'll crash the global economy!
Your terms are acceptable.

[Anonymous No.50423069]

>OILsissies think this isn't another dead cat bounce
lower highs

[Anonymous No.50423072]

>>50422970
Remember when McDonald’s would casually show NYC exploding to sell burgers?
https://youtu.be/Qn3zpZwQY-I

[Anonymous No.50423075]

>>50423052
Japs already have super advance hydrogen fuel cells for cars that seem to work pretty well

[Anonymous No.50423086]

I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thread

[Anonymous No.50423087]

>>50423006
need to acd on some TLRY - would like to see sub 3

[Anonymous No.50423091]

>>50422858
It’s a lot less dangerous than you think it is. Probably on par with natural gas.

[Anonymous No.50423093]

VIX is flying btw CLOSE YOUR LONGS

[Anonymous No.50423094]

>>50423067
kek, based oilchad, kek

[Anonymous No.50423097]

>>50423052
For wastewater treatment plants it makes sense. The bio-gas produces electricity, useable heat, and hydrogen if you want it. It would make sense if the treatment plant also bought a fleet of hydrogen powered trucks or heavy equipment

[Anonymous No.50423099]

>>50422954
I just want to see through the shit and adjust my portfolio according to real metrics instead of constantly feeling like I look at graphs and income statements like they literally have nothing to do with the price. Nothing is understood about finance, literally everything is not just tentative, they all say DYOR because it all literally doesn't mean anything.
>>50422955
Send me the old bag's number.
>>50422960
why?
>DYOR
it's all astrology, reading cockle shells and overexcitement. And then some jew at Blackrock literally decides what actually happens to the price. And we all go "hehe they should've seen that coming"

[Anonymous No.50423106]

>>50423067
Oil's trading in a 5-10% range every day. It's unreal.

[Anonymous No.50423108]

>>50423063
>10/26/20: $46.27
>3/1/21: $127.81
There's a time for every trade.

[Anonymous No.50423111]

>>50423072
Ah yes the 90's. Back when you could actually order a mcflurry.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50423124]

This is a #Sucker'sRally.

[Anonymous No.50423137]

>>50423093
The market up 1% but the VIX, flat, it's quiet, almost tooooooooooooooooo quiet..............................

[Anonymous No.50423138]

NO AMERICAN MARKET WHY DO YOU KEEP GOING DOWN NOW

[Anonymous No.50423139]

>>50423111
Checked
But Anon, you shouldn't eat goy slop.

[Anonymous No.50423141]

>>50422955
Whole hedge funds dedicated to mirroring her trades.

[Anonymous No.50423146]

>>50423069
Not for XLE or XOP.

[Anonymous No.50423149]

>>50423091
You can contain nattyg quite easily though. Hydrogen tends to embed itself in metallic crystalline structures due to its low nuclear macro cross section. It's hilariously easy to shatter metal that's been impregnated with some good ol H2. It also spontaneously combusts in the presence of oxygen at pressurized concentration levels.

Fuuuuun stuff.

[Anonymous No.50423152]

>>50423141

[Anonymous No.50423155]

>>50422933
Someone post the tweet about 4chan being interested in the ticker $MEDS

[Anonymous No.50423160]

Sold the NFLX rally for ~12% gain.
Did I fuck up? I fear it will rip like crazy on next ER

[Anonymous No.50423163]

SPY 390 resistance is holding and vix is flying, looking good for bobos

[Anonymous No.50423167]

>>50423155
lol that was great. Dumb fucking bots, dumber programmers. GIGO.

[Anonymous No.50423170]

>>50423160
People are trimming back in the face of inflation and you think that's...good for Netflix earnings?

[Anonymous No.50423173]

>>50423160
ONLY if they promise an uncensored release of cuties 2

[Anonymous No.50423177]

is the SPY gonna do something today or just crab?

[Anonymous No.50423178]

>>50423012
You’d ironically want a mix of both drillers and astronauts each trained like the others. Experience is way more important than training.

[Anonymous No.50423179]

>>50422681
By ringing the bell today, Cramer ends the minor tribulation period from when he first rang it in March 2020. The trials period is over and now we are back to normal.

[Anonymous No.50423185]

>>50423160
>ads in your cp
nflx is unironically done.

[Anonymous No.50423190]

oil up

DXY down

[Anonymous No.50423191]

This shit has been bouncing around in the same range for almost two months now either go up or go down

[Anonymous No.50423192]

>>50423091
Oh, and my favorite, if the metal catches on fire WITH the hydrogen, you now have a fire that cannot be put out with water since water is the byproduct of the chemical chain reaction that sustains it by supplying heat.

Lmao

[Anonymous No.50423205]

I'm getting into this knowing literally nothing guys, wish me luck.
I don't even know what site you use to invest, can anyone rec a few?

I have coinbase but that's for crypto.
I'm poor so anything that can accept small investments.

[Anonymous No.50423207]

>>50423191
>T. Seething option buyer

[Anonymous No.50423208]

>>50423178
Don't forget the wild card.

[Anonymous No.50423214]

>>50423160
Netflix is dead money at this point. You did right.
Only way netflix retakes the throne is if they prove it with some real cashflow. They need to rebalance their content spend and prove they can still hold subs.

[Anonymous No.50423231]

>>50423205
TD ameritrade and use their ThinkorSwim platform

[Anonymous No.50423240]

>>50423214
They signed massive content deals at the top of the bubble don't know how they make it without massive price increases without hemorrhaging 50% of their subs

[Anonymous No.50423246]

>>50423139
Anon I'm a hamchad. Your low cal /fit/fag lanklet food won't be able to satiate me.

[Anonymous No.50423253]

>>50423057
At least right now. If interest rates rise and retards get squeezed out of the stock market, fundamentals might actually matter again.

[Anonymous No.50423255]

Is it time?

[Anonymous No.50423256]

Am I banned?

[Anonymous No.50423257]

>>50423192
This doesn’t happen ever so it’s not really a problem

[Anonymous No.50423258]

Bros?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50423260]

>>50423205
Good luck, this whole market is fucked and basically you're retarded for buying now. This mess we have got our economy is going to take decades to fix.

[Anonymous No.50423261]

>>50423246
Why did someone brain that gay jew?

[Anonymous No.50423262]

>Cocky Mumus
>Scared Bobos

I've never been more bearish. NO SURVIVORS!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.50423266]

>>50423191
I know

[Anonymous No.50423268]

>>50423214
Didnt they lay off a lot of pajeets though?
They cut some of the spending and also we had Stranger Thangz release in q2.

[Anonymous No.50423270]

>>50423257
It only has to happen once.
Personally, I'm a huge fan of lithium and magnesium fires. Very pretty colors!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50423274]

Remember when we thought digital assets and currencies were going to be the future? Lol what the fuck were we thinking?

[Anonymous No.50423276]

>>50423260
>>50423231
I'm actually kind of overwhelmed by so many options and info so I'll probably dedicate quite a few months to slowly researching and understanding before jumping into it.

I just feel bad having my savings sitting there doing nothing.

[Anonymous No.50423279]

>>50423260
Biden will fix this shit, gas prices already going down to the lowest ever. Bugs arent that bad

[Anonymous No.50423283]

>>50423256
Unfortunately, no.

>>50423257
Like lithium battery fires?

[Anonymous No.50423287]

bros... even GDX is up....

[Anonymous No.50423290]

>>50423258
They didn’t listen, mumu’s were filled with exuberance this morning

[Anonymous No.50423296]

brothers in prohpet muhammed pbuh we are winning. inshallah

[Anonymous No.50423300]

>>50423246
>Anon I'm a hamchad. Your low cal /fit/fag lanklet food won't be able to satiate me.
That's sad. But I'm longing COKE so what should I have expected?

[Anonymous No.50423302]

Last time I saw these many crab posters and bobos come out of the woodwork was a neon green day
Get fucked

[Anonymous No.50423310]

>>50422937
I sold in premarket >:3

[Anonymous No.50423323]

WTF
LOOK OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.50423334]

>>50423323
A SOXL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.50423336]

Hydrogen makes up for its inefficiencies by being generated on site. Conventional fuels need to be shipped by pipeline, truck, or boat which expends enormous amounts of energy

[Anonymous No.50423338]

I watched Wolf of Walstreet (2013) last night for the first time and now I'm an expert. Ask me for financial advice.

[Anonymous No.50423341]

Uh... SIGA bros, is it happening?

[Anonymous No.50423343]

>>50423323
I'd prefer not to look at the filthy outside world

[Anonymous No.50423344]

>>50423149
>>50423192
Don’t they use resin lined tanks for this reason?

[Anonymous No.50423346]

>>50423300
don't get me wrong, I could loose 20 pounds, 6 pack disappeared a decade ago. but how do you get this fat and not correct corse.

[Anonymous No.50423350]

Shill me your alcohol etfs niggas

[Anonymous No.50423353]

>>50423338
sell me a pen.

[Anonymous No.50423354]

>>50423323
suns out already, gonna be a hot day. bullish.

[Anonymous No.50423359]

>>50423033
Nigger,
The floor on every dip has been increasing. The chart TA is that the parabolic move has only just begun. Would take a significant change to market sentiment to change this move

[Anonymous No.50423363]

>>50423353
Sent ;)

[Anonymous No.50423364]

>>50422690
10k hgen holder here. Sssshhhhhh!!!!! Don’t let the normies know cuz I’m still accoomuhlatin. Limitless fuel from multiple sources, easy to run like gas, can power land, sea, air, and space vehicles. Protip: the universe runs on hydrogen. Everyone hates it cuz elon hates it, but it’s literally the future.

[Anonymous No.50423366]

>>50423341
longing degen fags is very profitable

[Anonymous No.50423376]

>>50423346
People give up and just say fuck it and go all in... Also extremely large women become a fetish to get fatter, being a male you just get more repulsive the larger you get

[Anonymous No.50423375]

new all time highs siga niggas

[Anonymous No.50423377]

aaaaaaa?

[Anonymous No.50423381]

>>50423300
Hamchads are the next phase of evolution. I highly taste alpha tier sub species of humans.

[Anonymous No.50423384]

>>50422708
>thinks hydrogen irl is single proton

Go back to high school, faggot

[Anonymous No.50423385]

FELLOW BOBOS, SPY390 DID HOLD. WE ARE SAFE!!! THE CRASH IS COMING!!!

IT IS OUR TIME TO SHINE!! FUCK YOU MUMUS

[Anonymous No.50423389]

>”my fellow Americans, SIGA is going parabolic”

[Anonymous No.50423393]

>>50423260
Not if they go full hard landing!

[Anonymous No.50423394]

>>50423377
Cr*mer rang the bell, it was always gonna end up this way bro

[Anonymous No.50423401]

My SIGA shorts….

[Anonymous No.50423406]

>mfw rolled over my VIX short 6 minutes ago anticipating red candles

[Anonymous No.50423408]

god dammit

[Anonymous No.50423410]

>>50423381
HELL YEA BROTHER WHOLE HOG

[Anonymous No.50423412]

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[Anonymous No.50423415]

>>50422750
Fact fed doesn’t have to increase rates by 100 pts proves the fed has controlled inflation. 75pts this meeting. If 50 pts next meeting we are coming out and bears have to wait 4 more years. Lmao

[Anonymous No.50423416]

>>50423385
Based... How ya feelin mumu? Oh no no no line go down!

[Anonymous No.50423417]

>>50423385
Guess again Bobo!

[Anonymous No.50423418]

>>50423381
Looks like video game character

[Anonymous No.50423423]

Oil Brothers, good morning.

[Anonymous No.50423431]

>>50423412
wtf

[Anonymous No.50423432]

>>50423376
as a country should really do something about fat people. they are bad for the environment.

[Anonymous No.50423438]

>>50423412
brah......

[Anonymous No.50423447]

>>50423412
You fucking cocksucker, doing it for free
Now I'm praying that everyone that has nvda calls catches the siga virus

[Anonymous No.50423449]

>>50423431
kek

[Anonymous No.50423451]

>>50422692
>one woman and one black

based

[Anonymous No.50423462]

FUUUUUUCK WHAT DO I BUY BROS?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50423464]

>>50423384
Are you talking hydrogen the atom or hydrogen the molecule?

[Anonymous No.50423466]

SIGA sissies, it's our time now!

[Anonymous No.50423465]

SIGA bros wtf I was away for 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.50423469]

>>50423451
90% (((white))) though

[Anonymous No.50423471]

holy shit just crash the fucking market already

[Anonymous No.50423472]

>>50423466
wow, powerful statement

[Anonymous No.50423474]

>>50423274
I never thought that, because I’m not a retard.
>>50423276
> I just feel bad having my savings sitting there doing nothing.
Everyone feels this way and most people are doing the same thing as you. Don’t let your emotions rule you. I personally do the opposite of what everyone else does, so I’m cash gang. When everyone heard mentalities into shit, that’s when it becomes a bubble and your likely to lose your shirt unless you have the intelligence to jump ship before everyone else does.

[Anonymous No.50423478]

>>50423381
how the fuck did he get on the bike? did he have to get hoisted on there by a crane? the frame of that bike is going to buckle and his fat is gonna scrape all across the road

[Anonymous No.50423483]

>>50423341
Depends on what the WHO decides in a few days. If they say "IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING," then it's happening. If they yet again say "it's a nothingburger," then it's a nothingburger.

[Anonymous No.50423486]

>>50423466

On an unrelated note: buying SOXL calls before Pelosi passes the CHIPs act (rumored to be tomorrow) good idea or money sink?

[Anonymous No.50423489]

>>50423336
Hydrogen all comes from oil and gas exploration. It's a refinery by product. That's why Saudis are going deep into it.

[Anonymous No.50423495]

>>50423381
I know that guy, that's Mark Manginno former football coach for the University of Kansas

[Anonymous No.50423502]

>>50423279
>Biden will shit

[Anonymous No.50423507]

>>50423462
Puts. Shorts.

[Anonymous No.50423510]

bäng bäng
fire fly

[Anonymous No.50423512]

>>50422919
You're not the only one. Save some retarded ass slapping for me.

[Anonymous No.50423518]

>>50422692
the high priest has completed his ritual, now the good times may begin

[Anonymous No.50423524]

>>50423336
>Hydrogen makes up for its inefficiencies by being generated on site.
Not really, you still need a water supply and you need an electric supply. It’s not like hydrogen is the lightest element there is or anything. Shipping it would be pretty efficient.

[Anonymous No.50423526]

>>50423489
You must be the most retarded poster on /smg/ and this place already had questionable intelligence
You are the top

[Anonymous No.50423529]

>>50423469
true..

[Anonymous No.50423543]

>>50423526
>Fossil fuels can be reformed to release the hydrogen from their hydrocarbon molecules and are the source of most of the hydrogen currently made in the United States.
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.50423545]

>>50423486
If you’re going to play that trade the long term play would be intel since they’ll benefit massively in the long run from the chips act... The pelosi’s are doing the short term meme trade off NVDA

[Anonymous No.50423550]

>>50423240
Personally I doubt they can manage it, in the same way I doubt most of the tech/SAAS growth stories can transition to real profits.
But it is what it is. That's the bullish narrative.

[Anonymous No.50423560]

In other news:

[Anonymous No.50423562]

>>50423545
I just want to flip a quick buck so I have more capital for USAC puts before the week ends and it dumps.

[Anonymous No.50423566]

>>50423478
It's a hamchad thing, you wouldn't understand

[Anonymous No.50423570]

>>50423550
It was easy to be a "growth" company with endless free cash being given to you at 1% interest

[Anonymous No.50423573]

>>50423486
>>50423545
How is that not insider trading, or illegal to trade like that? Or is it insider trading and she's so powerful she'll never get in trouble for it?

[Anonymous No.50423575]

>>50423381
Highly efficient, most of the energy is going into accelerating his mass, not the bike.

[Anonymous No.50423576]

>>50422663
Can someone link me to the schedule or the text of the CHIPS act that made pelosi buy NVDA?

[Anonymous No.50423580]

>>50423560
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50423581]

>>50423573
Woah buddy, cool it with the antisemitic remarks.

[Anonymous No.50423596]

how did the soxl chads win bobos...

[Anonymous No.50423603]

>>50423573
It is insider trading and the Pelosi’s straight up don’t give a fuck that everyone knows they do it

[Anonymous No.50423604]

>>50423543
>taking the 'hyrdo' in 'hydrocarbons' literal lyto a t
>woefully ignoring that lithium wants to also capture and release hydrogen
How does chemistry work, nigger

[Anonymous No.50423605]

>>50423573
Because it's all public knowledge. Everyone knows about the chips act. He isn't trading off anything that others didn't know about.

[Anonymous No.50423607]

>>50423510
feuer frei*

[Anonymous No.50423615]

>>50423573
Its only insider trading when non-politicians do it. Saying politicians are insider trading is deeply unamerican, unless its the opposition party in which case they totally are and should be removed from office, but no rules to prevent that kind of behavior should be put in place.
Or something along those lines.

[Anonymous No.50423619]

Vanguard STAR fund? Y/N?

[Anonymous No.50423624]

>>50423573
it's 100% the definition of insider trading

[Anonymous No.50423628]

>>50423510
>>50423607
EINS
HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE

[Anonymous No.50423633]

>>50423474
I mean...
I just want to invest. Not necessarily stock really, but to make my money worth more. I'm not gonna risk anything that I'll cry if I lose either.

[Anonymous No.50423643]

>>50423605
>it's all public knowledge
She has insider knowledge that goes beyond what's public though. She doubled down on her investment when it stalled in congress, and is now pushing for it to be passed again.

[Anonymous No.50423650]

>>50423604
>woefully ignoring some meme tech
Hydrogen right now basically comes from oil and gas. When someone says they powered stuff with hydrogen they're buying oil and gas left overs primarily. You can invest in green hydrogen but that's not a significant thing right now.

[Anonymous No.50423651]

redpill me on uvxy

[Anonymous No.50423660]

>>50423573
it's not illegal because nobody will arrest/charge her for it.

[Anonymous No.50423663]

>>50423651
Goes down 99% of the time, occasionally has a 20% pop on massive down days

[Anonymous No.50423664]

>>50423628
die ist der schönste Stern von allen

[Anonymous No.50423665]

>>50423605
>>50423643
When is the chips act going to be voted on in congress? Can someone link me to the page on congress.gov?
Or the text of the act?

[Anonymous No.50423671]

Is GUSH coming back?

[Anonymous No.50423682]

>>50423619
No. Unleveraged ETFs are extremely risky because you miss out on gains.

[Anonymous No.50423684]

>>50423643
She doesn't really. Plus only Intel benefits from it primarily. Paul bought Nvidia which he had calls on anyway so he's just buying shares in his open call position.

[Anonymous No.50423694]

>>50423665
Tomorrow iirc, they went hot and fast with this one

[Anonymous No.50423695]

>>50423510
Zoomers wont get this reference.

[Anonymous No.50423702]

>>50423633
What you should invest into depends on your current life situation.

[Anonymous No.50423707]

>>50423650
Do you even fucking know what an octane rating is, you stupid fucking bastard? Next youre going to say something about nuclear also being a hydrogen based reaction
You're so painfully retarded, it literally hurts

[Anonymous No.50423708]

>>50423562
W-why is USAC going to dump

[Anonymous No.50423711]

I'm 27 is it too late for me to get the zoomer haricut ngl I kinda like it?

[Anonymous No.50423719]

>>50423665
Rumor is tomorrow. https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/4521
but its congress, you never know shit could get tied up for days or even weeks or get tabled and never come back up again without ever officially being voted down.

[Anonymous No.50423740]

>>50423719
that's a fun headline but the reality is that he just exercised nvda calls that he already owned

[Anonymous No.50423746]

>>50423719
So they already passed it but they want to change somethign before its signed and passed to the president.

[Anonymous No.50423749]

>>50423707
I know what octane is. What was your original point in replying to me? I replied to another poster saying that hydrogen isn't made on site and isn't easy to transport. Because it's not made by electrolysis primarily. It's not some easy cheap replacement for gas. You aren't saying anything to my posts so just shut up and leave dude. Hydrogen is a meme for now.

[Anonymous No.50423752]

my SOXL average is $14 at what point do I sell here and hope we hit a new low so I can buy more?

[Anonymous No.50423756]

>>50423719
It's weird this hasn't passed considering it passed the senate with bi-part support easily, something weird is going on

[Anonymous No.50423762]

well I'm officially at the point where I need to view 4chan on 125% zoom in order to read it on my second monitor while I work. its fucking over

[Anonymous No.50423764]

>>50423708
https://seekingalpha.com/news/3857005-usa-compression-partners-lp-declares-missing-dividend?utm_source=webull.com&utm_medium=referral?theme=2&color=2
Look at the chart, it dumps on the EX-div date so that would be the 22nd.

>>50423740
No, they executed calls and bought new positions at the same time I believe.

>>50423746
It's not passed yet.

[Anonymous No.50423776]

>>50423752
New low for SOXL is $10, after 2 stock splits.

[Anonymous No.50423780]

>>50423762
which one are you bro?

[Anonymous No.50423783]

>>50423756
Other chips are opposing it because it hands huge chunks of cash to Intel only. Its a huge subsidy for Intel which has tons of money anyway just to build something they could do right now anyway. Several people in congress are annoyed at that and Intel is playing games by halting construction to pressure them.

[Anonymous No.50423785]

>>50423756
McConnell is holding it up over some other thing he doesn’t want passed or wants passed, I can’t remember

[Anonymous No.50423801]

>>50423785
I thought a version of this had passed the senate but was being held up in the house?

[Anonymous No.50423802]

>>50423752
My SOXL average is 58.2

[Anonymous No.50423805]

>>50423749
To call you out for being retarded
No, I don't think I'm gonna leave now, cocksucker

[Anonymous No.50423807]

>>50423749
Hydrogen is generated on site. I’m invested in a company that generates hydrogen on site. The whole point is to be early, so while it doesn’t make up a meaningful amount of production at the current time, my bet is that it will in the future

[Anonymous No.50423818]

>>50423780
me on the far left with the young bimbo

[Anonymous No.50423826]

>>50423818
That woman is like 60 bro...................

[Anonymous No.50423828]

>crab market is back
im out bois

[Anonymous No.50423838]

>>50423801
Acutely yeah I think that’s right. The house passed a version of it so did the senate but it’s held up in the committee that reconciles the two bills

[Anonymous No.50423841]

>>50423826
based retard

[Anonymous No.50423846]

>>50423805
I point out most hydrogen comes from oil and you feel that's wrong. And when I point it out with evidence you get butthurt over it. The only retard here is you klaus poster.
>>50423807
Yeah that's fair but it's not likely to be economic.

[Anonymous No.50423863]

how do you niggas have the energy to keep up with this shit
I just log in every month, buy 2k of VTS and logout

[Anonymous No.50423866]

>>50423762
I've been on 125% for several years now. You get used to it.

[Anonymous No.50423872]

>>50423752
Do yourself a big favor and set a stop loss like .5% above your average.

[Anonymous No.50423882]

>>50423863
I'm just killing time before I head to the office.

[Anonymous No.50423885]

>>50423261
He's quite literally hated by everyone. He holds both extreme left and extreme right views so he's pissed every single group of people

[Anonymous No.50423888]

>>50423826
is she? I dont have my glasses

[Anonymous No.50423889]

>>50423863
Autism. I gain fulfillment from staring at numbers.

[Anonymous No.50423895]

>>50423846
It’s not likely to become economic until the hydrogen generating industry receives large investments and can benefit from economies of scale. My bet is that hydrogen will take off on site generating will become the norm. That would wreck pipeline companies but that’s what I believe

[Anonymous No.50423903]

this thread is now closed, do NOT post here again.

migrate
>>50423388
>>50423388
>>50423388

[Anonymous No.50423990]

Niggers