Don't worry Celsius baggies.... S...Simon Dix..Dixon will save us

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Anonymous Sun Jul 17 10:45:37 2022 No.50405333 [Reply] [Original]

Don't worry Celsius baggies.... S...Simon Dix..Dixon will save us

Anonymous Sun Jul 17 10:46:15 2022 No.50405338

This just happened to me

I’m sitting in a strip club enjoying a drink. I overhear someone say “Haircomb.”

Trying to be friendly, I say “I’ve got a little Haircomb”

I’m not really interested in Haircomb. I bought some on a whim at some point. I expect nothing from it and without the recent attention
I would probably have forgotten I had it. But I was just making conversation.

THE CLUB ERUPTED WITH APPLAUSE.

“I’ve got the keylogger.” I've whispered.

THE AUDIENCE WAS STARTING TO GO NUTS. Strippers came over and high-fived me.

I’ve never seen this kind of enthusiasm for crypto, or anything else besides a Super Bowl, in a stripclub.
I’m getting applauded over Haircomb?! Seriously?

Go to your local strip club now and mention the Haircomb we've just sent to you

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