/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50375799]

*enters the thread

You call this a rally you lil b*tch step into my biterange and see what the fook happens m8

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata+Chloe
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>50373900

[Anonymous No.50375830]

Tired of losing moeny while GME bros arenet? ME TOO!! Check out GME thread

>>50375402
>>50375402

[Anonymous No.50375832]

/smd/-suck my big nig throbbing dick

t. cryptochad

[Anonymous No.50375833]

>REUTERS: JOE BIDEN SHITS PANTS IN FRONT OF SAUDI KING. WTI RALLIES TO $150/BARREL.

[Anonymous No.50375842]

All around me are familiar prices
Worn out movements, worn out prices
Bright and early for the daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere

[Anonymous No.50375846]

[Anonymous No.50375848]

>>50375799
You used my webm <3

[Anonymous No.50375854]

NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE

[Anonymous No.50375860]

siga homophobes

[Anonymous No.50375861]

Hmm. Chart gizmos insisting I wait before shorting appear to gave been correct. Thank you chart gizmos.

[Anonymous No.50375863]

too late for SIGA? worried the cancer news drop was priced in with the pump from the other day -__-

[Anonymous No.50375864]

Tesla did it, now GME is doing it too, stock split dividend short squeeze, Come here if u wanna make real money. or stay in SMG and lose money on apple u dumb kike faggots niggers

>>50375402
>>50375402
>>50375402

[Anonymous No.50375867]

>>50375848
it's a good one mang

[Anonymous No.50375884]

>>50375854
market's aren't supposed to be predictable

[Anonymous No.50375885]

WERE THINGS AS CONFUSING DURING 2008?

[Anonymous No.50375891]

>>50375833
Hes just going to bribe them with government funds to lower the price. Bearish for oil.

[Anonymous No.50375901]

>Monday dump
>Friday pump
God, this market is so boring and predictable.

[Anonymous No.50375902]

>>50375854
Read Keynes general theory
Go outside
Be normal

[Anonymous No.50375903]

>>50375864
Cash Gang don’t lose money here, we just lose purchasing power.

[Anonymous No.50375906]

Why does Russia suck so much at war? They’re literally fighting a weaker enemy lol.

[Anonymous No.50375910]

>>50375885
don't even get me started.silver was going pants on head retarded and nobody had any idea why.

[Anonymous No.50375912]

>>50375799
Got raped by the gap up and upward price action and had to roll my 0DTE SPY 380 and 381 naked calls to Monday 383. Jim Cramer is sounding the bell at the NYSE monday I heard.

[Anonymous No.50375918]

I bought $2000 worth of SIGA 9/16 puts and UVXY today. It's really that easy.

[Anonymous No.50375919]

SPY 360 had to have been the bottom. FUCK. I can't believe it. Was that the actual bottom? I was expecting a retest of 360 or a bounce at/near the 200WMA

[Anonymous No.50375924]

>>50375885
By the looks of the chart, yes.

[Anonymous No.50375933]

>>50375863
I’ve given up on trying to convince you stubborn fuckers to buy in
You say you want in cheaper
It gets cheaper
You laugh and say that it’s a good thing you didn’t buy
Then it goes higher

Every time

[Anonymous No.50375945]

>>50375906
Because it's a fake crisis engineered by the central banks to pull money out of the future in order to prolong the hyperdebt bubble so that they can create a system of slaves

[Anonymous No.50375946]

SOXLsissies, I'm not 100% sure but I think wgmi

[Anonymous No.50375954]

I'm buying SQQQ, this pump is fake and gay

[Anonymous No.50375958]

>>50375945
Take your meds Mannarino I'm worried for your mental health

[Anonymous No.50375964]

not wearing underwear

[Anonymous No.50375965]

>>50375919
People have been calling the “bottom” since January. This is just a rally based on technicals and bull copium. We are going much much lower.

[Anonymous No.50375967]

I am so sick of SIGA shills.

>>50375830
How old is that image you retarded bagholder?

[Anonymous No.50375969]

>>50375912
iktfb. i also sold spy 380 calls a couple of days ago. i doubled down at spy 383 this morning and was able to break even on the pullback at 9:50am. doesn't usually work out but i got lucky today.

[Anonymous No.50375971]

>>50375946
damn, i wanna smell her ass so bad

[Anonymous No.50375975]

Baba Bros we lost

[Anonymous No.50375977]

>>50375863
buy more puts retard that’s what you niggers love to do

[Anonymous No.50375982]

Why are commodities falling when inflation is still going up?

[Anonymous No.50375995]

Im so thankful for options. I only lost what I was willing to lose, and I had the opportunity to make much much more. I used risk management and I can surely make my losses back on the next trade.

[Anonymous No.50376006]

>>50375967
>I am so sick of being wrong
Just buy the fuck SIGA

[Anonymous No.50376007]

>>50375982
All commodities will be replaced by crickets and meal worms, therefore there appropriate price is 0

[Anonymous No.50376011]

>>50375918
homophobe

[Anonymous No.50376016]

>>50375854
>NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE
YOURE NOT MAKING ANY CENTS!

[Anonymous No.50376021]

>>50375863
Cancer news drop?

>>50375891
Didn't Iran promise some fuckery recently as revenge for Trump icing their general? I could see them countering any price drop...kinetically.

[Anonymous No.50376034]

>>50375918
wow this broke nigger only has $1300

[Anonymous No.50376036]

>>50375799
a curse upon the bears
their children too
and their children's children
forever true

[Anonymous No.50376040]

>>50375982
Europe has no money and China is entering its own 2008?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50376043]

>>50376021
Icing their general was payback for killing our contractor.

[Anonymous No.50376052]

BTFO bobo fags.
The white house said the CPI report was old news. This is officially the bottom.

[Anonymous No.50376063]

>>50375969
I sold to open my 380 and 381 calls around 10am yesterday and was expecting a gap down today or none at all so i didnt sell when i had the chance yesterday, but thus is life. I'll just keep rolling until they expire worthless eventually, even if it takes me a month
>every day is a battle these days

[Anonymous No.50376074]

>>50376052
Why is it called the white house sounds like systematic racism to me

[Anonymous No.50376080]

>>50375830
>>50375864

>>50374643
>>50375752
>>50375773
>>50375797
>>50376005
>>50376022
piss off already
>>50373249
>>50374410
>>50373757
>>50374666

[Anonymous No.50376081]

>>50376021
Iran is always talking shit. Still...biden will probably give them the latest military hardware to be quiet.

[Anonymous No.50376083]

>>50375964
l-lewd

[Anonymous No.50376090]

>tfw your a SIGASISTA
>but tfw you're also a SOXLSISTA
Oh yeah ladies, I think we're in charge

[Anonymous No.50376096]

>>50376021
> July 15, 2022 - 7:30 am
SIGA to Supply TPOXX® to Support KaliVir’s Oncolytic Vaccinia Clinical Immunotherapy Program
>NEW YORK, July 15, 2022 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- SIGA Technologies, Inc. (SIGA) (NASDAQ: SIGA), a commercial-stage pharmaceutical company focused on the health security market, today announced a collaboration with KaliVir Immunotherapeutics to make TPOXX® (tecovirimat) available for use with KaliVir’s proprietary oncolytic vaccinia immunotherapy platform. This novel oncolytic platform includes multiple proprietary genetic modifications that can be combined to generate a unique oncolytic virus that has been optimized for systemic delivery and anti-tumor immune stimulation. Under this partnership, SIGA is providing its TPOXX oral capsules to support future clinical programs.

[Anonymous No.50376103]

>>50375910
It was bear stearns / JP Morgan meddling right?

[Anonymous No.50376105]

>>50375982
the world is seriously economically fucked, we are witnessing the last pump ever.

[Anonymous No.50376107]

>>50376043
Fair enough, but it doesn't matter too much who threw the first punch between the Hatfields and the McCoys.

>>50376074
Well starting in about 2008 it wasn't.

>>50376081
Yeah, RTX and LMT seem to be likely winners this weekend.

[Anonymous No.50376120]

If only I had the salary of a janitor I could slurp so much right now

[Anonymous No.50376125]

>>50375910
You know exactly why and who causes silver to be retarded, like it is right now
>apocalyptic inflation for two years
>silver and gold crab down instead of going to the moon

[Anonymous No.50376130]

>>50376096
I hate that bitch so much. God it’s unreal how much I hate her.

[Anonymous No.50376131]

SIGA SISTERS R WE SQUEEZING?

[Anonymous No.50376142]

okay the dump is coming i cant hold it in anymore
prairie dogging too much here

[Anonymous No.50376150]

>>50376096
Grazie. Seems like a totally left field move that might pay off in a year or something though.

[Anonymous No.50376153]

WHY IS AMD SO SHIT

[Anonymous No.50376158]

>>50376096
It seems like they're making great movements, but I know the moment I buy it'll trigger the algos to crash with no survivors.

[Anonymous No.50376163]

>>50376105
Hope you’re right. Mumu’s need to be slaughtered down to the last one so we have to eat the bugs.

[Anonymous No.50376170]

>33% SIGA
>33% ASO (love Academy me)
>33% TQQQ
This has worked well for me over the last two weeks but I fear there's gonna be some dumping next week, so I want to sell something by EOD today. Which one would (You) sell?

[Anonymous No.50376180]

>VIX -7.5%
wat

[Anonymous No.50376202]

This price action is bullshit and I don't believe it.

[Anonymous No.50376209]

SORRY BOBO BUT THE MELTUP HAS COMMENCED

[Anonymous No.50376212]

AAPL red

[Anonymous No.50376227]

>>50376170
>LOOK MOMMY, I MADE 100 DOLLARINOS!
go ahead and sell nigger

[Anonymous No.50376233]

I spent a little time over at GME and they were posting fill naked butts and not getting banned. Why are the jannies so uptight 'round here?

[Anonymous No.50376246]

>>50376212
Remember Bobo shifted the timeline when he called end the day red.

[Anonymous No.50376254]

>>50376040
Whats this mean?

>inb4 its my fault

[Anonymous No.50376258]

>>50376212
THE TOP IS IN 3000 INCOMING PREPARE YOUR PROLAPSED ANUS BULLFAGS

[Anonymous No.50376261]

>>50376180
the bottom is in

[Anonymous No.50376266]

>>50376212
shitty earnings coming up soon

[Anonymous No.50376274]

>>50375958

[Anonymous No.50376273]

>>50376254
I dunno, sometimes math just works out that way.

[Anonymous No.50376275]

[Anonymous No.50376277]

>>50376212
wow true i didn't notice until now,
and that's how we know this market is manipulated as fuck and this pump is fake and gay

[Anonymous No.50376280]

nice, just 100k HOG

[Anonymous No.50376288]

Which one of you retards is posting about SIGA on WSB?

[Anonymous No.50376296]

>>50376233
>I spent a little time over at GME and they were posting fill naked butts and not getting banned. Why are the jannies so uptight 'round here

We literally have someone who used to no life smg and hated the thread so much he became a janny just so he could delete posts.

[Anonymous No.50376311]

bullbros I'm preparing for the golden mumurun...

[Anonymous No.50376314]

The Car Loan Bubble Just Popped (HUGE Recession Indicator)
(3 days ago)

[Anonymous No.50376317]

>>50376296
The worst thing about the j*nnie is he's a massive Jim Brandon supporter there's no coming back from that shit

[Anonymous No.50376331]

>>50376311
...I'm ready

[Anonymous No.50376335]

>>50376273
Now we know the value of 8 wasted years of money on stable investments is aprocimatly 320% of 2 years?

[Anonymous No.50376334]

bought 0dte spy 382 puts, aapl going to lead the market lower

[Anonymous No.50376339]

>>50376314
Let's fucking gooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.50376345]

>>50376233
Irked trannies become jannies just so they can pick on /smg/. It got so bad at one point you couldn’t even post an anime girl without having your post deleted within minutes and you getting slapped with a warning and then eventual ban.

[Anonymous No.50376346]

>>50376275
burgers are a bunch of cattle they won't do anything.

[Anonymous No.50376352]

guys my TQQQ that i randomly bought today because i 'had a feeling' is back to break even

what should i do now

[Anonymous No.50376354]

>>50376335
If you adjust it 10 years ago, yes.

[Anonymous No.50376355]

July 27-29 is the day big tech reports. Let's enjoy this pump while it last.

[Anonymous No.50376372]

>>50376212
>not buying AAPL
Should I continue watching Spy x Family?

[Anonymous No.50376375]

>>50376334
I like your style. I have some 385, hoping it ends the day flat or close to it

[Anonymous No.50376376]

>>50376314
Wait, so it popping is the indicator?

[Anonymous No.50376379]

I just want to be rich but it turns out its actually pretty hard to make $5000 every day for 200 days

[Anonymous No.50376387]

>>50376372
yes it's good. best of the season

[Anonymous No.50376401]

>>50376376
With etfd there is no way you can get to it before it's priced in

[Anonymous No.50376403]

bros...

[Anonymous No.50376425]

It appears I should have slurped that gay sex dip. Damn.

[Anonymous No.50376426]

>>50376379
Wait was he really drinking some fucking seltzies? Fuckin basedado

[Anonymous No.50376429]

>>50376403
yum i love kiwi

[Anonymous No.50376432]

>>50376314
https://ycharts.com/indicators/us_auto_loans_delinquent_by_90_days
this chart says otherwise

[Anonymous No.50376441]

>>50376334
>>50376375
wish i waited. shorted at open

[Anonymous No.50376447]

>>50376387
Cool, thanks. Currently on Ep. 6 of the dub. Loving it.

[Anonymous No.50376453]

>>50376379
what the fuck is this guys problem, just quit taking pictures of yourself smoking crack ffs

[Anonymous No.50376454]

>>50376429

[Anonymous No.50376457]

>>50376403
can you siga fags stop fear mongering this nigger disease. It's not going to happen, you missed out on the pandemic vaccine rally. End of story

[Anonymous No.50376459]

and just like that, aapl will never be red ever again ever in the history of ever, ever

[Anonymous No.50376461]

>>50376447
>dub

[Anonymous No.50376475]

>>50376432
>posts the white people chart
now show us black auto loans.

[Anonymous No.50376491]

>>50376447
dont watch the dub

[Anonymous No.50376496]

>>50376403
>the onion shilling fagpox
Yeah this is the top. Might buy another $1000 of puts before close

[Anonymous No.50376497]

Are sector ETFs a meme? I don't know shit about healthcare or industrials so this seems like a good alternative to hedge risk.

[Anonymous No.50376503]

>MORE china fud
JESUS FUCK CAN YOU FUCKING CHINKS JUST PULL IT TOGETHER FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50376507]

>>50376447
Stupid zoomer

[Anonymous No.50376508]

my fellow NEGGers, this is the bottom

[Anonymous No.50376518]

i need to make 500 dollars by august 1st. what fucking stocks do i buy into.

[Anonymous No.50376520]

Good afternoon gentlemen. this week hasn't been so bad after all. I expected pure fucking chaos from that CPI report

[Anonymous No.50376521]

>>50376503
Chyna ponzi scheme is collapsing

[Anonymous No.50376524]

>>50376459
>>50376503
>>50376497
Wait.

[Anonymous No.50376531]

>>50376520
Jews doing jew stuff, Fed buying debt.

[Anonymous No.50376534]

>>50376379
I am so thankful for these losses! they are helping me become a better trader so that maybe one day I can make $5000 a day for 200 days

[Anonymous No.50376537]

>>50376497
Nah, everything has its season.

[Anonymous No.50376541]

big pump about to commence on chinese fud
extremely bullish if they lockdown again

[Anonymous No.50376577]

>be china
>but NYSE puts
>lockdown china
>repeat

[Anonymous No.50376594]

why did i buy DASH
im such a retarded faggot

[Anonymous No.50376604]

>>50376334
>>50376375
0dte puts on option expiration date?
do you hate money that much bobo?

[Anonymous No.50376610]

>lower lows
>lower highs
Should I keep stacking puts or wait till monday?

[Anonymous No.50376612]

>>50376577
wrong
they bought calls
lockdowns are EXTREMELY bullish
how the fuck do you not know this?

[Anonymous No.50376616]

I watched the Perfect Blue dub and it didn't detract from me enjoying the protagonist's bush.
Anyone buying Google next week?

[Anonymous No.50376619]

>>50376518
Soxl 13.50 5-10dte puts every +15% day

[Anonymous No.50376637]

>>50376496
They basically downplayed it and said it was stigma against gays. You’re a fucking moron and you’re going to lose that $1k

[Anonymous No.50376646]

>>50375799
I hate this bird so much, it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.50376652]

>>50376619
>>50376518
quicker to just short spy when it pumps

[Anonymous No.50376653]

>>50376610
I would buy QQQ puts a week before big tech reports. It's going to be a shitstorm. We are most likely going to see a rally going towards next week.

[Anonymous No.50376681]

>>50376646
he hates you more bro

[Anonymous No.50376682]

can you imagine if they go with a 50bps this meeting and the gdp data estimates come back good?

[Anonymous No.50376685]

I feel like im betting against myself when I hold TQQQ and GUSH at the same time

[Anonymous No.50376707]

>>50376682
Can you imagine if Anya Taylor Joy knocked on my door and offered me a bj?

That would rock.

[Anonymous No.50376714]

UH WHAT THE FUCK I bought nvda 0dte on fucking Pelosi why the fuck is it not up fucking 3%???? Pelosi is BUYING the stock should be MOONING fuck this country man I'm down 5k

[Anonymous No.50376715]

wtf... every time it dips a little, someone slurps it up

[Anonymous No.50376720]

>>50376707
i wouldn't want aliens at my door, that's scary

[Anonymous No.50376728]

>>50376707
No, I can't imagine you as a fat Jewish producer.

[Anonymous No.50376730]

I have 300BRL (55USD) and I want to invest in something relatively risky. Recommend me stuff, /biz/.

[Anonymous No.50376734]

>>50376637
>going long on a biomeme stock
>for a disease that doesn't even kill people and has a cure that has been around forever
>after it scam pumps 120% in a month

Lol. Haha. LMAO even

[Anonymous No.50376737]

aapl leading the market again how lame and boring

[Anonymous No.50376765]

>>50376720
I dunno, man. You're talking about first contact *and* head that's...out of this world.

>>50376728
#FreeHarvey

>>50376734
The point is that their market is going from a couple DoD stockpiles to literally every pharmacy between here and Sri Lanka.

[Anonymous No.50376780]

>>50376707
>TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER

[Anonymous No.50376795]

>>50376715

[Anonymous No.50376796]

>>50376780
>happy
>witchy
>fairy
>queen

Why can't I be any of these things?

[Anonymous No.50376807]

>>50376780
fucking uncanny dude i get creeped out watching this something isn't right

[Anonymous No.50376811]

>>50376734
I suppose you’ve forgotten about COVID. Reality =x= perception and perception is all that matters. Not to mention, no one is going to want disfiguring pock marks all over their face.

[Anonymous No.50376813]

>>50376707
I wanna fuck the chess playing alien

[Anonymous No.50376823]

>>50376715
Bc Fed fag loves to slurp stocks and wiener

[Anonymous No.50376829]

>>50376457
>>50375863
>>50376096
>>50376403
>>50376765
Next week is make or break on the SIGA theory. I, for one, will bet on degenerate faggy pozzed buttsecks 100% of the time.

>>50376734
The play is volume, not innovation.

[Anonymous No.50376833]

guys TQQQ is going down wtf

[Anonymous No.50376837]

>>50376796
>Why can't I be any of these things
>happy
She didn't say happy, anon...

[Anonymous No.50376852]

>>50376811
>dude trust me your sick
hard to do if you don't have literal festering pustules. rona was so successful because they convinced healthy people they were gonna die. plus the whole faggot frontrunning kinda killed it.

[Anonymous No.50376855]

I’m pretty retarded, but can somebody explain to me why the option went up 175% when the stock does nothing?

[Anonymous No.50376861]

>>50376707
homo

[Anonymous No.50376862]

>>50376811
Are you implying covid was fake, gay and didn't kill people? I mean I agree but if you start talking like that the jannies around here purge the whole thread

[Anonymous No.50376871]

>>50376730
>BRL
Just buy some VALE

[Anonymous No.50376883]

i was thinking of buying a teddy bear to cuddle and help me summon calamities to dump the market. any recs?

[Anonymous No.50376900]

>>50376883
Just get a Jerome body pillow

[Anonymous No.50376914]

>>50376852
SIGA is pumping right now and the WHO is meeting about munkypox on Monday. Lots of tailwinds for this, not to mention the Canadians just bought a bunch of tecovirimat this week. Biden needs a new crisis to throw money at and get the media to stop talking about his trash administration.

[Anonymous No.50376929]

Where are my coal kangs at? up Up UP!

[Anonymous No.50376934]

SIGA ATH
>SIGA ATH
SIGA ATH
>SIGA ATH
SIGA ATH
>SIGA ATH

[Anonymous No.50376935]

>>50376829
>there are tens of faggots getting uncomfortable blisters what should we do?
>put them all on ventilators with 50% mortality rate? (from the ventilator itself)
>lock down the entire world?
>print 10 trillion dollars?

Take profits sissys. Or don't I don't care

[Anonymous No.50376939]

SIGA NIGGAS

It keeps going up

[Anonymous No.50376940]

>>50376646 >>50375799
>Your mega bitcoin will be losing 33% due to personal financial reasons, now you only have 6 kilobitcoins.
https://youtu.be/A6qiLSRZDL8

[Anonymous No.50376943]

>take THAT Putin!

[Anonymous No.50376948]

>>50376837
WHY CANT I BE HAPPY?!?!?! also a hippy

[Anonymous No.50376949]

>>50376929
>thermal trading higher than coking
Fucking end times shit right there.

[Anonymous No.50376966]

>>50376914
I still think they will have a new scary variant instead of pox. pox are hard to fake. plus the whole extending rona staus today. I'm sure it will be profitable, just not the golden goose rona was, and hard to hype politically.

[Anonymous No.50376972]

I need to make 3k before close

[Anonymous No.50376975]

My puts are going to print some bills next week fr fr

[Anonymous No.50376980]

>>50376855
Volume is super low so the “price movements” are pretty much meaningless when it’s 0-5 trades a day. Could be a miss click, manipulation, etc. A random option contract definitely shouldn’t be displayed as a price graph, that makes no sense with such minuscule volume

[Anonymous No.50376983]

>>50376948
You don't want to be a hippie.

t. spent time around hippies

[Anonymous No.50376992]

is Rocker legit mental? I thought he just acted that way for the lulz

[Anonymous No.50376995]

>>50376943
I love how the phrase "keep the lights on" is the shorthand for basic competence. Like, the absolute floor for governance - one step from "starvation causing heads on pikes".

>>50376966
Oh yeah, you don't benchmark SIGA against MRNA or PFE or something. You benchmark it against SIGA 6 months ago and a fraction of TEVA or whatever.

[Anonymous No.50377003]

I can feel it lads. I can feel it in my bones
We're headed straight into BLACKED monday

[Anonymous No.50377007]

>>50376943
So, this is the power of the Europeeon Union, impressive

[Anonymous No.50377011]

>>50376983
why her head shaped like that

[Anonymous No.50377020]

>>50376943
France already does this sort of thing. If you live in an apartment complex and you're in the main lobby, the lights are all automatically off until you come in, but they're set on a minute-long timer to save energy so you have to rush your ass to your door before the night envelops you.

[Anonymous No.50377024]

24th of july seems like an attractive day to pull out of everything

[Anonymous No.50377031]

>>50377003
China?

[Anonymous No.50377032]

>>50376780
is this queens gambit?

[Anonymous No.50377034]

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT AAPL
NEVER TO BE RED EVER AGAIN
EVER!!!!

[Anonymous No.50377067]

SIGA haters are paid bears

[Anonymous No.50377070]

>>50376862
I try to get banned at least once a month
>>50376943
Holy shit, Paris is going to become the new rape and murder capital of Europe after this

[Anonymous No.50377078]

>>50377067
thank you for posting pics of the REAL heroes

[Anonymous No.50377089]

Tell it to me straight: is there any chance at all the market dumps 5% in the next two hours

[Anonymous No.50377097]

>>50377089
the chance of it pumping 5% in the next two hours is 100%

[Anonymous No.50377104]

>>50377089
No.

[Anonymous No.50377110]

>>50377031
It's always the chinks, at least in the /gif/ threads.

[Anonymous No.50377112]

Alphabet split hype pump is already over.

[Anonymous No.50377117]

Chuds bought puts. Chuds gloated about said puts. Market gigarally because Chuds are always wrong by cosmic decree.
SIMPLE AS

[Anonymous No.50377118]

>>50377034
Imagine gambling on 0dte aapl calls with VIX heading higher lol

[Anonymous No.50377122]

>>50377089
im sorry

[Anonymous No.50377123]

>>50377089
Rolling

[Anonymous No.50377128]

>>50377089
no. 0% close is about as good as it will get

[Anonymous No.50377129]

>>50377089
im a massive bobo, but no bro

[Anonymous No.50377139]

Fuck this fake ass gay shit, I'm out.

See you on Monday when we dump again.

[Anonymous No.50377140]

>>50376943
They did that in Estonia for a test in one city and immediately few people got stabbed by russkies in the shadows. Can't imagine what's going to happen with all their dark skinned doctors/engineers roaming the streets...

[Anonymous No.50377141]

im baking salmon filets right now

what are you having for lunch /smg/

[Anonymous No.50377143]

>>50375799
No m8

[Anonymous No.50377145]

*ahem*
FUCK CANADA

[Anonymous No.50377151]

>>50377097
>>50377104
>>50377122
>>50377123
>>50377128
>>50377129
This is not good news frens

[Anonymous No.50377159]

>>50377118
i have credit put spreads at 149/150... :(

[Anonymous No.50377162]

>>50377141
Cinnamon toast crunch and some bong hits

[Anonymous No.50377164]

>>50377141
lunch? I just had breakfast. strawberry frosted flakes. they're grrrrrreat

[Anonymous No.50377163]

>>50377151
Well, hey, yolo brah.

[Anonymous No.50377173]

Soxl bros, how many hoes you got lined up for tonight?

[Anonymous No.50377176]

>>50377151
i ran the market analysis again just to be sure

[Anonymous No.50377186]

>>50377159
Aapl is heading to 130 lol

[Anonymous No.50377193]

>>50377151
>he didn't watch
>he didn't learn

[Anonymous No.50377206]

>>50377193
oh god, the bitch is back

[Anonymous No.50377210]

>>50377122
>>50377176
>AI knows this is the bottom
I guess we should trust it...

[Anonymous No.50377213]

>>50376943
>Let them eat cake.

[Anonymous No.50377225]

>>50377089
It’ll dump Monday morning and go back up that’s when I will buy.

[Anonymous No.50377230]

>>50377140
Diversity is Frances strength they will be fine

[Anonymous No.50377231]

>>50377176
So what about 6%

[Anonymous No.50377236]

>>50377210
this is my trading algo

[Anonymous No.50377237]

>>50377210
Do you think the bots give each other trading tips? Like they can't really use the money, but they can get lulz dumping on the meatbags.

[Anonymous No.50377247]

>>50377206
someone who eats strawberry frosted flakes has no right to call me a bitch

[Anonymous No.50377255]

>>50377237
T-take your meds

[Anonymous No.50377258]

>>50377236
Are you Warren Buffet pls respond?

[Anonymous No.50377260]

>>50377089
If it did I will eat my underwear and post the video here for everyone to see and immortalize

[Anonymous No.50377259]

>>50377236
>>50377237
They will help some of us...

[Anonymous No.50377269]

>>50377213
>"We're going to turn off your water too."

[Anonymous No.50377274]

>>50377145

[Anonymous No.50377281]

grape

[Anonymous No.50377299]

>>50377281
Buddy, we told you not to interpret the dot.

[Anonymous No.50377301]

If SQQQ drops below $48-$49 next week I'm putting $50k down on that bitch jah feel me

[Anonymous No.50377303]

Fuck, sold my C LEAP way too early

[Anonymous No.50377309]

>>50377274
nobody actually likes chinks except that token chunk you would stick your dick in.

[Anonymous No.50377310]

>>50377255
'em

[Anonymous No.50377315]

>i sold boil
well well i'm a retard

[Anonymous No.50377316]

>vix almost down 6%
Yeah i know what's gonna happen on monday

[Anonymous No.50377326]

BLACK GOLD

TEXAS TEA

OIL, THAT IS

[Anonymous No.50377329]

>>50377309
Well sure, and their real estate sector is going to collapse, but you can easily get screwed over by an oil recovery rally. I'd expect the better play is to short some banks; think a few good targets were shilled here last week.

[Anonymous No.50377331]

>>50377301
$50 has been my entry on SQQQ for the last month. I would avg down at 45 and 40. If it goes lower I'm happy because everything is ripping face and I'll just keep the bags as insurance

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50377344]

>>50377316
bro I had a dream last night, a vision, putin nuked rome, putin nuked dc, and putin nuked london.

[Anonymous No.50377346]

>>50376983
But but biz said only Asians were big people!! Reeeee!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.50377351]

It’s over

[Anonymous No.50377353]

>>50377173
Only one

[Anonymous No.50377374]

>>50377346
Sir, this is a money losing forum.

[Anonymous No.50377382]

>>50377316
>>50377351
lol

[Anonymous No.50377391]

how do we pump and most of all FUCKING HOLD this price ALL FUCKING DAY lmao

[Anonymous No.50377393]

>>50377344
Shame it was but a dream

[Anonymous No.50377396]

>>50377351
>S-So, lower oil prices for us?
>No.
>O-Okay. Can I get some trafficked Yemeni cunny at least?
>Not until you pay off your tab.

[Anonymous No.50377400]

>>50377391
the answer is jews.

[Anonymous No.50377401]

sold half my GUSH just now on this spike

I really feel like the biden / saudi meeting will make some oil headlines over the weekend, im preparing to turn DRIPish next week

[Anonymous No.50377404]

quick I need pics of bobo getting btfo

[Anonymous No.50377413]

>>50377344
was this a 'dream' or something discussed at synagogue?

[Anonymous No.50377417]

>>50377404

[Anonymous No.50377418]

I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE I WANT ALL IN ON PUTS THIS MONTH LIKE THE RETARD RETAIL TRADER THAT I AM

JUST FUCKING INVERSE ME FUUUUUUUUCK I CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT STUPID FUCK WERE GOING TO PUMP TO ATH'S BY CHRISTMAS

[Anonymous No.50377423]

>>50377404

[Anonymous No.50377434]

>>50377404

[Anonymous No.50377435]

>>50377404

[Anonymous No.50377447]

>>50377418
i literally made profit yesterday with my puts,what are you doing dude

[Anonymous No.50377449]

>>50377404

[Anonymous No.50377456]

>>50377374
...
shes a fucking ay and you won't convince me otherwise.

[Anonymous No.50377457]

>>50376855
I haven't notice this as ridiculous on other brokers but RH displays the price of an option as the median between the bid and the ask. Algos regularly enter bids and asks way out of range....I call it fishing....looking for any contracts they can poach, so if someone enters a contract request in a broker that is inadvertently out of range they gobble it up

[Anonymous No.50377461]

https://youtu.be/A6qiLSRZDL8

[Anonymous No.50377464]

>>50375945
The inflation produced by the war hurts the hyperdebt bubble you dumbass. Can't even get your made up conspiracies right. kys.

[Anonymous No.50377473]

>>50377456
I cum in peace, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.50377483]

>>50377351
>"Do a fist bump with everyone on your visit so we don't have a big handshake photo op highlighting your cuckery to the Saudis"
>Accidentally handshakes in Israel instead, builds hype, photo op ensues
The man really does have fuck-up-ability beyond all measure.

[Anonymous No.50377491]

>>50377404
the one where the bear is drinking piss always gets me on a hard bobo run day

[Anonymous No.50377499]

>>50377483
>accidentally
Buddy..

[Anonymous No.50377501]

>>50377473
Tags: blonde, xeno, latex

>>50377401
Calling it now: Rallies on no news/removal of negative potential catalyst.

[Anonymous No.50377504]

can't spell 'green' without 'ree'

[Anonymous No.50377506]

>>50377401
I'm gonna sell covered calls until this bad boy hits $40+. Pretty passed I didn't buy more

[Anonymous No.50377516]

Yeah.... I am thinking.. We are back oil bros...

[Anonymous No.50377519]

>>50377464
What war????

[Anonymous No.50377520]

>>50375906
Read about what happened to them when they fought Finland. Or France. Or Germany (2 times). Any sort of non-competitive governmental system produces institutions that are also non-competitive. On biz we complain about nepotism in the job market which is real. However, the nepotism we have is NOTHING compared to places with monarchies or pseudo-communism.

[Anonymous No.50377530]

>>50377499
Yeah? I thought you could see the senility creep in when he fist bumped the first few then reverted to handshakes as 1980 Joe Biden, or whatever his dementia baseline is.

[Anonymous No.50377535]

hanlo
why candle vroom

[Anonymous No.50377544]

>>50377316
>6%
You mean 8%

[Anonymous No.50377559]

>IWM
lamo nice straight line

[Anonymous No.50377564]

>>50377535
Fed send money to frens.

[Anonymous No.50377565]

I am still not convinced on JEPI

[Anonymous No.50377569]

if the ayys want to just give us all anya gfs to steal our essence i'd be cool with that

[Anonymous No.50377570]

>>50377329
>>50377274
Easy. You're going into the winter on a gas shortage and on the verge of real estate collapse
Short some banks.
Short some real estate.
Short some energy.
Then go short on the general consensus that Canada is shit to capture the unforeseeable.

This is simply the capstone in well-diversified and robust "fuck Canada" strategy.

[Anonymous No.50377598]

>>50377404

[Anonymous No.50377600]

>>50377530
You don't get to fist in insrael unless you

[Anonymous No.50377604]

>>50377570
>You're going into the winter on a gas shortage
>Short some energy.
Right, so this is just the part where you lost me.

[Anonymous No.50377615]

>>50377570
>ned to them when they fought Finland. Or France. Or Germany (2 times). Any sort of non-competitive governmental system produces institutions that are also non-competitive. On biz we complain about nepotism in the job market which is real. However, the nepotism we have is NOTHING compared to places with monarchies or pseudo-communism.
screen shotting this... see you in 12 months- I bet it leads to massive gains.

[Anonymous No.50377616]

okay faggot ass 4chan lets see if you think im still spamming

SIGA (ticker SIGA) is about to break $15 (fifteen dollars a share) which means that the gay sex disease (cant even say this word on gaychan) will cause lockdowns. this means you should be buying aapl as lockdowns are EXTREMELY bullish

[Anonymous No.50377628]

>>50377404

[Anonymous No.50377629]

>>50377565
Don't, its a shitty managed etf, haven't made shit on it.

[Anonymous No.50377638]

>>50377628
dude I love Lizzo

[Anonymous No.50377641]

>>50377089
Honestly. It's just waiting on open to conclude and then it'll likely pump

[Anonymous No.50377648]

>>50377604
Imagin the corrupt governments of Canada and US giving affordable gas to their people when they can up charge the shit out of it to Europe and then their own people because of the now lower supply.

[Anonymous No.50377665]

Time to get RETL

[Anonymous No.50377666]

New
>>50377659
>>50377659
>>50377659

[Anonymous No.50377697]

>>50377648
Right, so they windfall tax it or mandate export quotas(?), hiking the price, and making your average Suncor baron that tiny bit richer.

I'm not saying the rise in energy cost won't bankrupt canuck consumers, but I'd think an energy rally would dampen your short gains vs picking out some puts on a few extra vulnerable EWC holdings.

[Anonymous No.50377721]

>>50377473
Is she part hammerhead?

[Anonymous No.50377722]

>>50376180
>>VIX -7.5%
welp
stick a fork in me

[Anonymous No.50377725]

NEW

>>50377711
>>50377711
>>50377711
>>50377711

[Anonymous No.50377768]

>>50377666
>>50377725
Way to go faggots

[Anonymous No.50378081]

>>50377604
>>50377697
Canada is uniquely regulated. That's the bet.

Distributors make money on volume (not price), which is going to fall. Brokers make money on set time contracts, which are going to get heemed by supply constraints during a demand spike. Natty gas is pretty well fucked.

You're correct that flight to oil might take some profit off of the top of an EWC trade, but I know enough to know where my knowledge ends -- and I don't know what's going to happen with oil. What I do know is that US oil refining is at 95% capacity with reserves depleting due to supply shortages. The idea that such shortages would just continue indefinitely seems unlikely.

[Anonymous No.50379007]

>>50377768
Thread-splitting is a proud /smg/ tradition.

[Anonymous No.50380079]

>>50379007
As is creating new threads before existing threads hit the bump limit.

[Anonymous No.50380679]

>>50377777
Announcement soon frens!

[Anonymous No.50380791]

>>50376096
Built for bbc

[Anonymous No.50380850]

Recommend me a small cap, pls.

[Anonymous No.50380926]

>>50376646

[Anonymous No.50381006]

>>50377600
Unless you what?

[Anonymous No.50381086]

Syscon remains dedicated to being the ultimate solution for applications that need security, decentralization and scalability, but without the compromises. Every advancement of syscon is built on the base layer of security that only bitcoin can provide and that is why we stay on Proof-of-Work through merge mining.

[Anonymous No.50381267]

The most I've done with the stock market is I bought a share of Amazon when it was $103 and $97 worth of Tesla the same day, I believe June 30th.

I don't want to do much more before knowing *what* I'm really doing. Where can I go to learn?