/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.50351590]

Breakfast edition
>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata+Chloe
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>50350358

[Anonymous No.50351603]

>>50351590
The jews caused this
prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.50351610]

>>50351588
Where is this sentiment on the chart?

[Anonymous No.50351614]

[Anonymous No.50351619]

What a day.

[Anonymous No.50351625]

There's a man in the fed
With rate hikes in his eyes
Red candles, shining oh so bright
There's recession's in the air
There's QT in the sky
And mumu's blood in the streets
And down in market
Banks lowers guidance
I swear I saw a young bull
down, a bagholder
he was starting feel the heat

[Anonymous No.50351628]

China stocks are all breaking down from a rising wedge. It's advisable to possible enter contracts that are for August or later to capture the move down

[Anonymous No.50351629]

Wow they're really trying hard to shake out the oilchads this morning.

[Anonymous No.50351632]

now we crab

[Anonymous No.50351633]

>>50351619
What a week.

[Anonymous No.50351635]

>>50351603
you are forgetting to include wom*n and subhuman liberals as well bro pls don't make this mistake.

[Anonymous No.50351640]

>>50351590
Is that hell?

[Anonymous No.50351642]

THANKS FOR THE CHEAP STOCKS!

[Anonymous No.50351661]

>>50351640
its Heaven if you have any testosterone in your blood

[Anonymous No.50351663]

once MRO hits 12 bucks, I will have only 1 green ticker

[Anonymous No.50351664]

>>50351590
Imagine raiding that class room and taking war brides. God, I wish I was born a thousand years ago.

[Anonymous No.50351675]

>buying up $MO for cheap

[Anonymous No.50351676]

>>50351259
>>50351216

Buy long calls
Write weekly calls near the top
Buy them back in a major dip
Roll profits into more calls
Repeat.
I've done this twice. And I'll fucking do it again;
I Telaviv you what, g-hoyim.

[Anonymous No.50351678]

>>50351590
Imagine the smell.

[Anonymous No.50351685]

>>50351640
They're all unique and different,chud

[Anonymous No.50351686]

I'm going to be honest with you guys I am not having a fun time in this market

[Anonymous No.50351696]

>oil supply crisis
>prices down 30% in a month
the stock market is literally just gambling

[Anonymous No.50351706]

>>50351664
i would have broken you and taken them all.

[Anonymous No.50351712]

The Euro has fallen below the Dollar. Europoors in suicide watch

>Thread theme
https://youtu.be/kx8FZRooIeU

[Anonymous No.50351714]

>>50351663
You know the guy who finished the first marathon died, right?

[Anonymous No.50351717]

I'm hungry

[Anonymous No.50351721]

>>50351678
Heavenly

[Anonymous No.50351727]

oil sissies?????? what's going on?

[Anonymous No.50351739]

>>50351590
imagine the smell...
also, my only regret is not buying more SOXL puts

[Anonymous No.50351740]

>>50351610
denial
>i don't even care, i can wait for years

[Anonymous No.50351742]

>>50351675
yeaaaah buddy

[Anonymous No.50351743]

buy SLV $16.83

[Anonymous No.50351748]

Is this bullish for the auto industry?

[Anonymous No.50351752]

I don’t wanna look bros

[Anonymous No.50351756]

>>50351590
me on the 4throw, 6th from the left

[Anonymous No.50351769]

>oil tanks before the 100bps rate hike even hits
Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.50351770]

Time to buy?

[Anonymous No.50351775]

>>50351748
kek, they finna make it 30 Eur now that it's shitcoin

[Anonymous No.50351776]

Someone mentioned Intel stock are being shilled to normies. Are there links to prove that?

[Anonymous No.50351781]

SOXS sisters.... I have a bad feeling

[Anonymous No.50351782]

>It's dump day
>Again

[Anonymous No.50351783]

>>50351756
what kinda classes do i have to take bro

[Anonymous No.50351787]

>>50351748
Bearish as fuck. It means they are trying to make their low production permanent and instead are going to nickel-and-dime the consumer

[Anonymous No.50351793]

>>50351727
I gotta imagine the Euro parity break triggered at least some folks to panic and work on cheap energy for them.

[Anonymous No.50351795]

>>50351748
apparently you can still pay a one-time fee to get it forever. So its a kind of BNPL scheme for cars to keep the cattle buying them

[Anonymous No.50351802]

>>50351748
>bwm
Lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8FPTilI4D0

[Anonymous No.50351804]

>>50351748
17 USD per month for seat heating?
Thats outrageous
maybe in a week itll be 10 dollars usd but still
10 dollars is insane

[Anonymous No.50351815]

Is REI a good play again like it was last year now that it dropped or is oil going to keep going down

[Anonymous No.50351820]

Was the dollar milkshake guy right in the end????

[Anonymous No.50351827]

>>50351815
Oil demand will permanently drop because 100 million Europeans are going to be dead by this time next year.

[Anonymous No.50351826]

>>50351748
yes, when people can't pay rent and get evicted they will have to sleep in their cars, which will boost subscriptions. buy buy buy!

[Anonymous No.50351832]

>>50351804
It will be $1 in 3 weeks dollarchads rise up

[Anonymous No.50351833]

>NO GOYIM INFLATION GOOD CHEAP PRICES BAD

[Anonymous No.50351837]

The answer really was braps
>boil
About to do a magic trick

[Anonymous No.50351838]

guys i hope you're buying the dip

[Anonymous No.50351841]

>>50351783
BBC101 - intro to BLACKED

[Anonymous No.50351846]

>the market is going to end green
>again

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50351854]

>>50351603
This is called retribution for what Biden said on the tarmac at Tel Aviv yesterday.

[Anonymous No.50351858]

>>50351783
BBC worship classes.

[Anonymous No.50351862]

anybody got some knife catch spy option plays?
>inb4dontfightthetrend

[Anonymous No.50351867]

>>50351820
dollar milkshake guy likes cocks right in the end

[Anonymous No.50351870]

>>50351838
Yep

[Anonymous No.50351871]

>>50351827
kek

[Anonymous No.50351877]

>>50351815
see >>50351769

I was strongly considering going all in on oil but considering the next rate hike is in 2 weeks from now I think I'll wait and watch.

[Anonymous No.50351883]

shkreli's going long
we're back boys

[Anonymous No.50351885]

>>50351642
>Since February /smg/ no longer talks about Muh cheapies
That was the beginning of the bulls super cope Of 2022

[Anonymous No.50351888]

BUDDY LOOK AT EUROPEAN UNION ECONOMY COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.50351892]

>>50351883
is he doing jewtube videos again?

[Anonymous No.50351893]

>>50351696
I told you fucking idiots that recession confirmation would start a capitulation crash and send everything down together as all correlations = 1 in a crash
But oil princesses got so cocky

[Anonymous No.50351895]

>>50351706
In your dreams buddy.

[Anonymous No.50351902]

Looks like Apple is getting the rights to NFL Sunday Ticket. Are shares gonna pop if true?

[Anonymous No.50351903]

>>50351727
How can they do this? HOW CAN THEY TAKE EVERYTHING WE BUILT?!

[Anonymous No.50351907]

What happened SIGA simps?

[Anonymous No.50351912]

>>50351877
I had bought 100 shares of REI last year at some time to sell covered calls and get some ez gains

Seems like the right time to do it again

[Anonymous No.50351916]

could do same as yesterday first dump then towards closing pumpidydippidy

me considering buying a motorbike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu-2qh4iktE

[Anonymous No.50351924]

>>50351871
Wait, I missed it, what's the joke?

[Anonymous No.50351929]

>listening to my coworkers repeat last months WSB posts

[Anonymous No.50351940]

>>50351929
>listening to coworkers
Bro????

[Anonymous No.50351947]

I want to buy shares of T-Mobile.

[Anonymous No.50351955]

>>50351929
Get back in the cage,wagie

[Anonymous No.50351960]

>>50351854
Baggot I have a bone to pick with you. How dare you try and tell SIGA sissies like me to go to a separate general. /smg/ is SIGA market general. If you apologize and talk sweet to me I might give you your gookfu back, but don't you ever bake another SIGA general ever again.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50351964]

>>50351907
They're in the containment thread over here. >>50349511

[Anonymous No.50351966]

>>50351804
>>50351832
I like what this guy was spouting last thread:
>>50351110
>>50351213
>>50351687

King Dollar can destroy entire countries through sheer negligence. Just a few basis points worth of hiking and *bam* dead. Now that's power.

[Anonymous No.50351968]

>>50351940
>eaves dropping on coworkers repeat last months WSB posts

[Anonymous No.50351986]

>>50351929
>yeah i'm just dcaing into gme, ya know what they say "stonks only go up" hehehehe you read wall street bets? funny place. anywhomvst apes together strong with diamond hands whether we squeeze or squeeznt

[Anonymous No.50351990]

>>50351929
>dude just buy SOXL!!!

[Anonymous No.50351991]

>>50351833
How can they possibly publish something like that? These journos are literally just trying to make people suffer.

[Anonymous No.50351994]

I’m so tired of this one green day followed by 5 red days.

[Anonymous No.50351998]

>>50351955
why would someone make this and crop out the guy getting shot?

[Anonymous No.50352008]

>>50351960
you will lose all your money and your penis

[Anonymous No.50352027]

>>50351991
Such is the job of paid propagandists, just like Wall Street analysts

[Anonymous No.50352034]

>>50351748
>Microstransactions for cars

Yeah, civilization at this point needs a massive reset button.

[Anonymous No.50352049]

>>50351964
See this bug woman? You shan't be seeing her again. I'm gonna put things in her butt instead.

[Anonymous No.50352054]

>>50351994
I’m not

[Anonymous No.50352056]

>>50351991
Because the masses of retarded cattle have the memory of a goldfish won't hold them and their masters accountable. They know they can get away with it.

[Anonymous No.50352061]

>>50351990
>SOXL
-80.23% past 6 months.

[Anonymous No.50352069]

>>50351748
What’s from stopping me from disconnecting the heated seats and running a switch to my dash that goes right to the battery?

[Anonymous No.50352076]

>>50351833
US (MSM) really tripping over backwards trying to downplay inflation, some are even trying to make it look good.

If Trump were inchrage, ofcourse they would be telling the truth then.

[Anonymous No.50352085]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.50352087]

>>50352069
probably an antitamper signal that le killz ur cpu if you try it

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50352097]

>>50352049
IF ANYBODY IS GOING TO PUT ANYTHING IN HER BUTT ITS GOING TO BE THE DOCTORS DOING HER COLONOSCOPIES!!!

[Anonymous No.50352103]

>>50352061
>+400% next 6 months

[Anonymous No.50352104]

>>50352069
because you have it on lease because you're a debt-pig and that's violating the terms

[Anonymous No.50352106]

>>50352085
Algos are waking up.

[Anonymous No.50352118]

>>50352103
permabulltards actually believe this

[Anonymous No.50352131]

>>50351748
It’s gonna be super funny when auto makers lock you out of your car because you forgot to pay your penis inspection tax.

[Anonymous No.50352138]

>>50351966
>volcker stopped when the data got bad
Volcker sent us in to back to back recessions and didnt stop when we were there you idiot

[Anonymous No.50352168]

C'est finit.

[Anonymous No.50352169]

>Green day tomorrow
>”melt up chads… we won…”
>market closes green, your calls are secure for the weekend
>Biden appears on tv
>”The new deadly omni-crom virus has forced us to uh, re-re-reinstate a lockdown”

[Anonymous No.50352171]

>>50352027
>>50352056
Why do they want normies to suffer so badly?

[Anonymous No.50352176]

Is it time to buy the dip in gold? Maybe oil?

Look at fucking RIG. why is it getting crushed? Saudis?

[Anonymous No.50352181]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT 10:30 CANDLE ???? FUFK THE FED. LET IT DIE KIKES. FUCK I HATE FED QND JEWS QND THE ANTICHRIST SO MUCH

[Anonymous No.50352182]

Buy calls on XLE for 2023 lol democrats are crashing everything to blame on Republicans

[Anonymous No.50352187]

What in the actual flying motherfuck are these insane 10-second market-wide spikes?

[Anonymous No.50352190]

IMO S&P is going to crab now for a while then go up, at least 0.7% from current point.

[Anonymous No.50352192]

lost 1000 bucks today
closed all positions

we will try again tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50352193]

>>50352087
At least I’ll still have heated seats though.

[Anonymous No.50352197]

>updates stop loss
>immediately gets scam wicked

[Anonymous No.50352201]

TSLA needs to dump its guts out

[Anonymous No.50352202]

>>50352187
probably small but overleveraged hedge funds being liquidated.

[Anonymous No.50352204]

>>50352034
That's the plan, make life so unbearable the people not only don't resist the great reset but welcome it. That's the be happy part about owning nothing.

[Anonymous No.50352210]

>>50352138
Get ready

[Anonymous No.50352211]

I have been shitting a LOT lately. Which means I have been on my phone more, which means I am checking the markets more. This shitting spell has made me a lot of money because Ive been doing more detailed analysis.

[Anonymous No.50352215]

Gaysex up 100% in a month and stable. Gold tanking, silver tanking, oil tanking, GME retard pumping. DWAC spite pumping. LMAO. I think God's chosen people are heeming commodities today so the fed will back down from a full basis point at the end of the month?

[Anonymous No.50352214]

>>50352169
not about lockdown, it's 100% about expanding mail-in voting so they can steal 2022 and pack the SC
there will be more votes counted than people in 40/50 states

[Anonymous No.50352221]

>>50352192
don't fight the trend

[Anonymous No.50352223]

damage report

[Anonymous No.50352239]

>>50351966
The countries should have thought about that before they decided to be financially dependant on the USA.

[Anonymous No.50352240]

>>50352223
Made back this week's losses. Counting for a little rally to make an extra buck today.

[Anonymous No.50352242]

>>50352223
up 8.82% after being up 10.42% 20 minutes ago
fucking PAIN

[Anonymous No.50352246]

>>50352211
>SIR please do the needful and visit Taste of India restaurant for your investment strategy.

[Anonymous No.50352249]

>>50352210
Powell will pivot, from dovish to hawkish, and yes despite media narrative, he is unprecedentedly DOVISH at the moment.

[Anonymous No.50352254]

When does the crab start or is this just a calm before Friday Monday?

[Anonymous No.50352253]

>>50352221
What the fuck is the trend right now? It's another cancerous day where it opens 2% down, and is now in an apparent uptrend.

[Anonymous No.50352262]

>>50352223
Up 63%

[Anonymous No.50352264]

bleeding kansas

[Anonymous No.50352284]

>>50352264
Civil War 2 time?

[Anonymous No.50352288]

>>50352097
Wrong, I'm gonna donate her to tinny

[Anonymous No.50352291]

>>50352223
Emergency report, emergency report. Losses, losses in the portfolio, losses in the individual investment portfolio holding stocks. -2% Loss.

Man in charge is Anon
Assistance required: lots
Injured personnel: Anon
Damage sustained to the portfolio in the form of unrealized losses
Status of casualty: still dumping.

[Anonymous No.50352297]

>>50352171
Because THEY want to go back to feudalism and turn everyone into retarded consoomer slaves who own nothing. Capitalism and communism are just feudalism 2.0 and 2.1, the goal is to steal everything from normal people and give it to elites as usual throughout all of human history.

[Anonymous No.50352305]

>>50352176
Or TLT calls?

[Anonymous No.50352306]

>>50352223
+5.71%

[Anonymous No.50352308]

>>50352284
its already started

[Anonymous No.50352320]

>>50352202
You're telling us they aren't all butt-buddies over there at Wall Street?

[Anonymous No.50352324]

>>50352223
I locked in some profits and I'm looking forward to tomorrow's dump.

[Anonymous No.50352328]

Why do these faggots keep pumping SPY endlessly, let the fucking shit fall and correct. My god it's like they want to drag this out forever. LET IT FUCKING FALL YOU FAGGOT RETARDS

[Anonymous No.50352330]

Time to put $15k into TQQQ with no risk management (read: being a pussy)
*dabs*

[Anonymous No.50352329]

>>50352308
Calm down Tim Pool.

[Anonymous No.50352331]

looks like bers are done selling, it's up from here. Buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.50352332]

HOLY FUCK BUYERS OF 35 PROJECTS IN 22 CHINESE CITYS REFUSING TO PAY MORTAGES CHINA IS COLLAPSING

[Anonymous No.50352338]

>>50352069
the ECU which detects missing components ad won't start the engine if so :^)

[Anonymous No.50352341]

>>50352288
Man, bugs are disgusting. Look at that bogged face, it has no consistency, looks like a different person from every angle.

[Anonymous No.50352344]

My shartmart is up today. Suck it, nerds.

[Anonymous No.50352345]

>>50352254
The snib is already snabbing

[Anonymous No.50352360]

>>50352330
>closes fund at the bottom

[Anonymous No.50352362]

>>50352330
>*dabs*
I trust your investment expertise

[Anonymous No.50352371]

>>50352332
Source?
inb4 trust me bro

[Anonymous No.50352373]

>>50352332
This is bullish because think of all the money they will be owed that will be collecting interest and will definitely get paid eventually and we can mark to market that profit immediately. This is SO bullish

[Anonymous No.50352374]

>>50352253
cpi was the catalyst

[Anonymous No.50352385]

>>50352371
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-07-13/chinese-homebuyers-across-22-cities-refuse-to-pay-mortgages

[Anonymous No.50352397]

>>50352329
>you WON'T believe this
>but first
>listen
>*adjusts beaner*
>actually, lemme say this
>the mainstream media is terrible
>anyway, let's read this Buzzfeed article
>check this out
>SLAMS
>I'll tell you what, man
>the point is
>civil war
>but you know what
>I grew up on the South Side of Chicago
>it's complicated
>lemme lemme lemme think of it this way
>as a moderate
>orange man bad, but not that bad
>look
>here’s the thing
>*adjusts eyeglasses*

[Anonymous No.50352403]

I sold boil, time for it to niggerpump again

[Anonymous No.50352404]

>2 scam wicks in a row
Wtf
Just pick a fucking direction

[Anonymous No.50352424]

>>50351867
gottem!

[Anonymous No.50352425]

>>50352330
he cute

[Anonymous No.50352433]

SQQQ sisters how we feeling 2 day? Hold to EOD?

[Anonymous No.50352434]

>>50352328
>he bought puts at the bottom of today's session
Just stick to waging

[Anonymous No.50352449]

Stop posting ecelebs.

[Anonymous No.50352452]

>>50351833
This is actually true, if what they mean by deflation is the fed shocking the money supply with rate hikes and causing a depression

[Anonymous No.50352456]

>>50352374
>>50352253

[Anonymous No.50352463]

>>50352332
>>50352385
looks like they were paid to make houses, then they slowed down production to a crawl, potentially intentionally, and then the buyers said fuck off and they refused to pay
china moment

[Anonymous No.50352469]

Anyone here parking cash into garbage companies like WM? Do waste removal stocks out perform during economic downturns?

[Anonymous No.50352475]

>>50352434
Fuck off, I already took profits and rolled out

The market will fall further

[Anonymous No.50352477]

There's no more economic data being released before end of the week right? lol
TQQQ has to be the move. I will post my $15k position once I get a confirm.

[Anonymous No.50352480]

>>50352214
Every accusation a confession.

[Anonymous No.50352483]

>>50352449
>stop posting ecelebs

[Anonymous No.50352485]

>>50352463
chinks chinking chinks chinked by chinked chinks

[Anonymous No.50352488]

>>50352253
(((Someone))) opened huge long positions all at the same fucking time 9n blue-chip stocks at 10:30 to stop the slow bleed. I hate the FED so fucking much

[Anonymous No.50352491]

I am losing MANY money today

[Anonymous No.50352493]

>>50352397
This is a pretty good impression.

Need to add "Shut. Your. Mouuuuths" in there as well.

[Anonymous No.50352498]

At what point do my favourite stocks become free?

[Anonymous No.50352505]

>>50352475
I'm sure you did

[Anonymous No.50352508]

>>50352433
You know better than to post her here.

[Anonymous No.50352520]

>aapl

EAT THE DAMNED APPLE ALREADY

[Anonymous No.50352521]

Just went on Wall Street bets. These people are so delusional and retarded it’s sickening. Immediately went and just grabbed myself some GME puts.

“Guyz le squeeze is happening!!!! Hedgies are totes covering!!!!”

[Anonymous No.50352523]

>>50352253
>an apparent uptrend
nigger wtf

[Anonymous No.50352527]

market destruction cheerleader brosisters... we need more power! dump it dump it dump it!!!

[Anonymous No.50352534]

>>50352483
Who the fuck is that? Do people really listen to ogres such as him? I assume that's what his audience looks like?

[Anonymous No.50352537]

>>50352508
lmao whats with those legs, bitch looks like Danny Devito's penguin

[Anonymous No.50352544]

>>50352527
Ahhh

[Anonymous No.50352548]

WALLER SPEAKS IN LESS THAN TEN MINUTES

[Anonymous No.50352549]

I was wondering why faggots were so quiet today and then I saw siga was down like 7 percent

[Anonymous No.50352553]

>>50352477
shit I guess we have retail sales tomorrow
w/e, still YOLOing into TQQQ
*dabs*

[Anonymous No.50352565]

>>50352548
Who?

[Anonymous No.50352568]

So yesterday was up and today is down because....

[Anonymous No.50352582]

>>50352565
Fed Waller, the hawkish member as of late

[Anonymous No.50352583]

>>50352568
poopy farts

[Anonymous No.50352584]

>>50352568
No reason in particular

[Anonymous No.50352585]

>>50352568
because yesterday was up

[Anonymous No.50352589]

Is it safe if I buy TQQQ and hold is for a few years?

[Anonymous No.50352590]

I wouldn't mind siga if it wasn't braindead gme'ers pushing it
They are so retarded, in fact, that they don't sell on +15% days and buy on days like today
If they were, they'd be talking about other tickers, but because they're retarded, they're stuck in another bag holding timeloop and it's very entertaining

[Anonymous No.50352597]

YA BEST START BELEIVIN IN CRAB MARKETS SONNY...

[Anonymous No.50352601]

SOXL frens are we going to make it?

[Anonymous No.50352607]

>>50351833
>I don't understand reserve currency status
We cannot survive hyper-deflation or hyper-inflation. We can't survive even 15% deflation spread out over 5 years. Holy shit, /smg/ has zero understanding of economics. Do you joggers even Adam smith?

[Anonymous No.50352619]

hows it going lads
just popped in to see how you were getting on

[Anonymous No.50352620]

>>50352585
wrong
yesterday was up because of today
tomorrow will determine today

[Anonymous No.50352624]

>>50352373
kek

[Anonymous No.50352626]

>>50352590
Less like GME and more like SOXL if you turn the options wheel on those up and down days

[Anonymous No.50352632]

>>50352590
>don't sell on +15% days and buy on days like today
What would that accomplish? My average is 11.

[Anonymous No.50352634]

>>50351696
>he fought the Fed
Why?

[Anonymous No.50352638]

>>50352589
How do people not American have access to the US stock market?

[Anonymous No.50352639]

>>50352607
Why?

[Anonymous No.50352640]

>>50352619
chillin

[Anonymous No.50352646]

>>50352549
kek that pic

[Anonymous No.50352647]

>>50352508
It's like a water balloon on a stick.

[Anonymous No.50352654]

>>50352568
Just settin up the crab.

[Anonymous No.50352662]

Has anyone heard of a little thing called GameStop aka GME?

Well Yolandi Visser has and she likes the way it pumps.

Wet wet.

https://youtu.be/HcXNPI-IPPM

[Anonymous No.50352661]

>>50352469
There was that one guy shilling dead bodies via SCI.

[Anonymous No.50352674]

BTC push down to $13k when

[Anonymous No.50352675]

>>50352249
What is
>dovish
What is
>hawkish

[Anonymous No.50352676]

>>50352619
I’m so fucking horny. I just want to have sex with a tall blond woman

[Anonymous No.50352690]

>>50352589
only in a solid bull market.

[Anonymous No.50352691]

>>50352553
Can you stop talking like a faggot

[Anonymous No.50352697]

>>50351966
We all know it's (You), faggot

[hoshi30 No.50352698]

Elon musk should stop crypto shilling lol , I know that it is his way of maybe manipulating the market? I mean some newbie crypto investors rn is having huge paper loss. unfortunately, he is facing some crypto lawsuits tho.. im not that sure. What I'm very sure is this watch-to earn TV platform Script TV is worth taking a look. It's a decentralized video streaming platform that not only rewards the content creator but as well as the viewer too. I believe it has the same trajectory with STEPN and I'm so excited for the new updates to come. Gate io and Kento Ventures are investing on this project. I know this will be big.

[Anonymous No.50352701]

Guys if you like green you should check out gme

negative beta like all of you

[Anonymous No.50352704]

>>50352537
>>50352508
What's in her portfolio?

[Anonymous No.50352709]

now we crab and close the day green +0.000000000000001%

[Anonymous No.50352715]

>>50352691
no
*dabs*

[Anonymous No.50352722]

>>50352607
>We can't survive even 15% deflation spread out over 5 years.
I could survive that just fine. Speak for yourself, scrub.

[Anonymous No.50352723]

>>50352704
pork rinds

[Anonymous No.50352724]

and we crab even more
fuck you waller

[Anonymous No.50352727]

>>50352662
go back to your containment thread

[Anonymous No.50352739]

>>50352704
HSY

[Anonymous No.50352744]

>>50352661
wow. that chart looks just like WM

[Anonymous No.50352749]

>>50352715
Reddit

[Anonymous No.50352750]

>>50352675
Dovish is when you put things up your own ass. Hawkish is when others put things up your own ass.

[Anonymous No.50352753]

>>50351804
Mfw I charge $100 flat rate to BMW owners to bypass microchip controlling seat heaters by changing the wiring and I stalling a manual button control.

[Anonymous No.50352754]

>>50352704
STOP SHAPING YOUR BODY WITH SHITTY CLOTHES, WOMEN, WE ALL KNOW YOUR TRICKS.

[Anonymous No.50352767]

>>50352676
WELL TOO FUCKING BAD THEY DON'T WANT YOU
>>>/r9k/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.50352769]

>>50352753
THAT'S ILLEGAL!

[Anonymous No.50352778]

>>50351590
STOCKS ARE A SCAM, only crypto can save you now.

[Anonymous No.50352779]

>>50352662
Fuck off yolandi your music sucks. We are gay sex enthusiasts here so unless you are sticking your cock in a shitty asshole then cumming then putting your shit and cum covered cock into your boyfriend's mouth so he can suck off the poop and cum, we aren't interested. Buy SIGA.

[Anonymous No.50352783]

>>50352607
You mean the boomers couldn't survive that.

[Anonymous No.50352794]

aapl chads can't stop winning

[Anonymous No.50352795]

>>50352704
Is this what Jill Biden meant when she said all spics are burritos?

[Anonymous No.50352805]

>>50352704
beans and rice and lard

[Anonymous No.50352808]

>>50352749
Simmer down siga sissy

[Anonymous No.50352810]

>>50352778
>move from one scam to another
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.50352827]

>>50352794
Earnings are after market today, right?

[Anonymous No.50352828]

>>50352697
Actually it wasn't and I resent the accusation, sir.

>>50352744
Yeah, both were explicitly mentioned in One Up on Wall Street, funny enough. Solid value stocks that people cringe when they think about or something.

[Anonymous No.50352842]

>>50352794
Been DCA into AAPL since NOV '21. Only down 5% at the moment.

[Anonymous No.50352843]

>>50352607
I bought Theory of Moral Sentiments but put it on the shelf and never got around to it
worth the time?

[Anonymous No.50352858]

>>50352675
Dovish is loose monetary policy, low interest, QE
Hawkish is restrictive monetary policy, high intrest, QT
However these are all relative to inflation. Although the fed is QT and rising rates, relative to inflation, they are still dovish, it's not enough to slow inflation. The same damn thing happened in 1970s, except now with debt so high a 20% intrest rate hike is impossible. There us no right answer.

[Anonymous No.50352859]

>>50352842
>Only down 5% at the moment.

[Anonymous No.50352865]

>>50352767
Oh wow. Like okay man… you didn’t have to go there and make me feel bad. I’m already down and you just keep kicking me.

[Anonymous No.50352867]

>>50352723
>>50352739
>>50352754
>>50352805
Good guesses but the answer is actually 100% BRKY.

[Anonymous No.50352877]

>>50352842
how'd you not at least break even when it went to 130 lol

[Anonymous No.50352897]

>>50352867
Yeah, well she certainly ain't a lean hog.

[Anonymous No.50352898]

>>50351610
complacency

[Anonymous No.50352900]

There’s just no way to make money on this market

I miss Trump so fucking bad man

[Anonymous No.50352903]

>>50352827
28th

[Anonymous No.50352911]

>>50352897
lel

[Anonymous No.50352919]

>>50352865
get over it I'm so tired of incel posts

[Anonymous No.50352921]

>>50352877
I was extra poor during that time

[Anonymous No.50352925]

>>50352897
baka

[Anonymous No.50352929]

Do you lean hogs guys take physical delivery of your hogs?

[Anonymous No.50352938]

>>50352929
Yes.

[Anonymous No.50352958]

I can't believe I didn't short gay sex yesterday

[Anonymous No.50352961]

>>50351696
Why were not buying oil like a year and half ago... why would you have been buying over the past few months...

[Anonymous No.50352962]

>>50352929
you ever shoot hogs in a pen?

[Anonymous No.50352963]

this dude calling for a 75% total drawdown in tech

[Anonymous No.50352964]

>>50352919
I’m going to beat the shit out of you. Women may not want to have sex with me but I am stronger than you. I’ll turn you into my gf.

[Anonymous No.50352965]

>>50352929
Ask your mom hahaha

[Anonymous No.50352975]

>>50352897

[Anonymous No.50352980]

>>50352640
good stuff
>>50352676
play it right in this climate and they will want to fuck you

JAP00 kek

[Anonymous No.50353010]

>aapl is green

DIE CRABBI
DIE MUMU
FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.50353017]

>>50352963
im begging for a 75% drawdown on that niggas forehead but we all know thats not happening either

[Anonymous No.50353019]

>>50352963
Tech is garbage when there's an energy crisis. The only thing that will make sense in the coming months is energy.

[Anonymous No.50353021]

>>50352938
It would crack me up to see some NEET living in section 8 housing living off retardbux having an apartment full of lean hogs pleading,
>Y-y-youll see one day I'll be rich!

[Anonymous No.50353023]

>>50351696
>he didn't load up on as much oil companies as possible when oil was at -40 a barrel
There has never been a more obvious bottom in the history of all markets.

[Anonymous No.50353022]

>>50353010
no

[Anonymous No.50353027]

>>50351748
Does make sense if you rent or lease the car, right? For BMW I mean. Imagine thinking any european could buy a car.

[Anonymous No.50353032]

post your $11.50 SOXL averages while you're still in braggy moods so i can get a feel for who's who

[Anonymous No.50353038]

>PARITY RESTORED
>ECB TRIUMPHANT
>POWELL SEEN CRYING, IN ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES

[Anonymous No.50353039]

>>50352963
Because hes comparing it to 2000. Tech is LITERALLY completely different, than in 2000.
Don't be retarded.

[hoshi30 No.50353050]

Fed should stop this raising benchmark interest rate. Rate hikes increase the costs of borrowing to individuals and consumers — which causes them to cut back on purchases of everything, including homes. This, in turn, causes the economy to slow.

However, as an individual I'm more concerned on how my previous NFT's could be beneficial to me once again. But thanks to Artlink Network I can now stake my reincarnated artworks.

Artlink is a staking platform that takes into account an NFTs license, then makes it available on projects built on top of it. That means a user can stake a single NFT without researching the license and instantly start receiving royalties (up to 85%) of all transactions involving their NFT.

[Anonymous No.50353064]

>>50353039
tech is different but math is not different

[Anonymous No.50353073]

>>50352963
he's right if interest rates go to 6%

[Anonymous No.50353076]

where did all thsoe SIGA fags go that constantly shit up the thread when the stock goes up but disappear when the stock goes down. FUNNY HOW THE WORKS

[Anonymous No.50353083]

I will own nothing and I will be happy

[Anonymous No.50353089]

>Market is gapping up to green

Fuck this
I’m gonna go jelq

[Anonymous No.50353094]

I'm all cash and I don't know what to buy.

[Anonymous No.50353096]

>>50353076
even the CLF/DWAC tranny is quiet
kind of comfy in here

[Anonymous No.50353099]

>>50353027
How many licenses do you need to heat your car, Im guessing 4 or 5?

[Anonymous No.50353100]

>>50353089
Remember to do you Kegels, everyone!

[Anonymous No.50353104]

>>50351629

>lower gas prices
>oil is at a deficit
>lower prices incentivize people to drive more
>prices move higher because less supply more demand

Brainlet move is to sell right now

[Anonymous No.50353114]

SOMEONE BAKE

[Anonymous No.50353131]

>>50353096

kek kys

[Anonymous No.50353135]

>>50353094
Buy yourself a margarita and a folding lawn chair and get comfy brudda

[Anonymous No.50353142]

>>50353114
i am baking

japanese milk buns

[Anonymous No.50353165]

>>50353089
post your gains
not homo

[Anonymous No.50353166]

>>50353076
SIGAJEETS, LET'S GO

[Anonymous No.50353168]

>>50353131
post avg

[Anonymous No.50353174]

>>50353104
Bought calls for next week on XOM. I have faith we will see a nice bounce back

[Anonymous No.50353180]

>>50353114
I'll bake... my brain with some marijuana.

[Anonymous No.50353191]

>>50353180

[Anonymous No.50353200]

>>50353114

There's already a new thread retards

[Anonymous No.50353204]

Tesla is so fucking gay

[Anonymous No.50353212]

>>50353200
You have no proof of that.

[Anonymous No.50353225]

NEW
>>50351688
>>50351688
>>50351688

[Anonymous No.50353246]

>>50353073
Lol, intrest rates at 6% EVENTUALLY when inflation was at 9.1 last month, we are so fucking far behind it its not funny

[Anonymous No.50353259]

>>50351629
Margin is calling this AM. Y’all should slurp some BORR and help a brother out

[Anonymous No.50353282]

>>50353246
are you saying
we'll get 12% interest rates

[Anonymous No.50353309]

>>50351903
>he doesn’t know democrat politics over lives

[Anonymous No.50353312]

>>50353017
kek

[Anonymous No.50353322]

>>50351893
I’m hoping they are planning on juicing stocks again before the election, oil rides too

[Anonymous No.50353335]

How is GameStop so fucking based?

[Anonymous No.50354337]

>>50352722
>>50352783
>I solely produce for myself all the goods, food, and necessities I consume on a daily basis. I am 100% self-sufficient. I am the police, the fire department, and a doctor. I am a sharpshooter super soldier and the living embodiment of Conan the barbarian.
You are the first to die. I would suggest buying horse dildos to stretch your obese anuses out so when the nigger horde shows up you are well prepared.

[Anonymous No.50354990]

>>50352197
learn about trailing stops, noob

[Anonymous No.50355091]

>>50354337
>t. seething city slicker
ngmi