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how do we profit from this bros ?

>> No.50338826

>>50338774
Short tellurium, osmium and Iridium. These fuckers seem to have a fuckload of it

>> No.50338857

>>50338774
>when a moderate IQ person tries to sound smart

>> No.50338919

>>50338774
weeeeellll
lets just say aliens are fond of LEAN HOGS

>> No.50338932
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50338932

>>50338774
This looks real.
>>50338826
Do you think they're going to dump?

>> No.50338938
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50338938

>>50338774
>extremely high amounts of [something ending in n or m]
horde all elements ending in n or m

>> No.50338962

>>50338774
All those bajillion stars and galaxies in the night sky, and you think we're alone in this universe? There's gotta be at least one more planet out there like Earth. I'm waiting for the day we get some ET pussy, FUCK.

>> No.50338966
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50338966

>>50338774

>> No.50338989

Here is a pic of a real alien. It's a still from a video shot by soldiers in Ukraine. The video was censored shortly after it was posted.

>> No.50339006

>>50338774
KIC 8462852?

>> No.50339017

>>50338774
Repeat after me. There are three and only three reasons for inflation:
COVID
Putin
Aliens

>> No.50339045

>>50338989
Holy shit that gives me the creeps. Do you have the link to the video? If it was on YouTube maybe it's accessible via archive.org.

>> No.50339049

Would markets crash if aliens were actually discovered?

>> No.50339062
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50339062

>>50338774
Clown world turning into clown universe? I'm all for it, fuck it

>> No.50339072

>>50338966
Checked and came here to post this

>> No.50339079

>>50338989
how'd they get that? thats my Halloween costume

>> No.50339131
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50339131

>woah this is huge

>> No.50339141

>>50338989
>file deleted
What did ((((they)))) mean by this?

>> No.50339149

>>50338938
Could probably match font and glyph rendering engine used to limit this down to a single option based on subpixels. But I'm not about to waste 4 hours on some fake bullshit thread after I've had a few drinks.

>> No.50339156

>>50338774
whats an ayyy?

>> No.50339194

>>50338989
wat was here?

>> No.50339219

>>50339156
lmao

>> No.50339242

Reptilians tongue my anus

>> No.50339275
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50339275

>>50338774

>> No.50339315

>>50338774
Even if this document was real it would just end up being some random natural bs like how "Tabby's Star" ended up being

>> No.50339437

>>50339141
I missed it, can someone repost it?

>> No.50339472

>>50339315
this larp is literally about tabby's star lol KIC846

>> No.50339518

Here's a leaked document
>I censored half of its words just because

>> No.50339581

>>50338774
bullish for bitcoin

>> No.50339592
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50339592

it's over,

>> No.50339611

I missed the alien deleted post please POST IT NOW

>> No.50339650

>>50339611
>this

>> No.50339681

>>50339650
Who are you quoting

>> No.50339724

>>50339045
>>50339079

REPOST ITTTT

>> No.50339776

>>50338774
The grammar doesn't seem too good. There are several commas missing, etc. Fake.

>> No.50339784
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50339784

REPOST THE FUCKING PIC RIGHT NOW FAGGOTS

>> No.50339820

>>50338989
kek

>> No.50339877

>>50338989
Well played sir

>> No.50339935
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50339935

>>50339518
I love how the censoring isn’t even consistent

>> No.50340053

>>50339049
I actually think they would rally

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50340066

>>50339784
found it bros. the mf looks creepy af

>> No.50340187

>>50338938
Oxygen? Otherwise why would they censor it if it was a metal

>> No.50340217

>>50338774
>were suggested by NASA to be checked
this is written by a 18-23 year old

>> No.50340569

*finds alien queen*
*nakadashi's her*

>> No.50340646

>>50338774
https://earthsky.org/space/news-about-mystery-star-kic-8462852/
For anons lazy to google

>> No.50340694
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50340694

>>50338774
unless I'm balls deep in ayy pussy, it's all fake

>> No.50340777

>>50339784
>>50339784

>> No.50340831

>>50338774
>an infrared telescope can detect the types of metal in a structure it can't even see
retards

>> No.50341196
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50341196

>>50340777
Happy birthday, anon.

>> No.50341222
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50341222

>>50339194
>>50339437
>>50339724
>>50339784
they're taking news streams down that report on it. it's fucked, we're all fucked.

>> No.50341383

>>50341222
checked numbers dont lie

>> No.50341566

>>50341222
How is it already down. Post a link

>> No.50341592

>>50341566
I have no idea

https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/dead-alien-found-ufo-crash-site-russia-13411219

>> No.50341801

>>50341592

this is old and fake

>> No.50342087

>>50341801
all of this is
>well done

>> No.50342205

>>50338962
It's physically impossible to travel between the stars as some of them are getting away from each other faster than someone could potentially accelerate to compensate for. No that we are alone though

>> No.50342256

>>50338774
Invest in ftl engines or alien destruction insurance policies.

>> No.50342295

>>50342205
I believe we'll eventually crack ftl travel. At that point humanity will become a galactic empire. Or get fucked up by whatever civilization is building the Dyson sphere around this star.

>> No.50342359

>>50339049
>Confirm the existence of new life capable of making contact
>(((A new customer base)))
Infinite growth is possible in an infinite universe

>> No.50342361

Invest in SIGA because space is gay.

>> No.50342438

>>50339006
>KIC 8462852?

>>50339472
>this larp is literally about tabby's star

>>50340646
>https://earthsky.org/space/news-about-mystery-star-kic-8462852/


Those kic8462852 stories are a few years old. OP's screenshot refers to observations carried out in july 2022. Still, it's clearly a LARP.

>> No.50342891

>>50338774
COOL SOURCE FAGGOT

>> No.50344384
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50344384

>>50338989
>he doesn't realise the actual happening in Ukraine

>> No.50344438

>>50338962
It doesn't matter because faster than light travel is literally impossible and even if you were travelling as fast as light which means you'll never be able to leave the milky way. So unless they come to us for all intents and purposes we are alone.

>> No.50344575

>>50342438
OP's screenshot refers to observations carried out in july 2022 because he altered the date on the image

>> No.50344727

>>50344384
post more of these

>> No.50344790

>>50342891
your the type that says "oh, not that source"

>> No.50344879

>>50344727
You can't find it on Jewgle because they don't want you to know that gnomes are real.
https://www.fern-flower.org/en/facts/fact-1612294232

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50344944

>>50344727
This one is just chilling
https://www.fern-flower.org/en/facts/fact-1639737913

>> No.50345042

>>50344879
>>50344944
oh shit i think i remember this website from years ago, cool stuff

>> No.50345112

>>50338938
This is how you know it’s fake. It’s an interest lure. Who the fuck only partially sensors a word? It defeats the purpose of censoring information in the first place.

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>>50341222
>files deleted on external archives
wtf glowies, the video is down on the link you sent too but the thumbnail is luckily still intact, stupid cia boomers.

>> No.50345137

>>50338966
>thinking you’re alone in the universe
Wow. So you’re poor AND stupid.

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50345143

>>50338774
>tfw aliens have been using the star to mine bitcoin and they dump their bags on us

>> No.50345170

>>50339935
It's Tabby's Star. Scientists have known for awhile that something very strange is happening there.

>> No.50346176

>>50342205
Its impossible to travel faster than sound
>t.retard scientist back in the day

>> No.50347951
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50347951

>>50338774
Do any of these…fuckers… Ever burst through the wall with a bunch of rare earth metals and like ayylmao cum everywhere?

>> No.50348156

>>503388574
You sound like a butthurt tranny

>> No.50348284

>>50338774
You have to go back… to /x/ desu

>> No.50348301

>>50338774
Is this about the thing they found on ganymede a while back? If anyone's even heard of that lulz, they memoryholed it ASAP