/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.50314234]

>buy a vending machine
>profit
IT'S THAT EASY?!?!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.50314287]

>>50314234
Daequan breaks the glass to get all the sodas and snacks
>nothing personnel, whitey

[Anonymous No.50314320]

You need sales permits if you want to place it somewhere with high traffic. Had a warehouse neighbor who had one, nobody bought from him lol.

[Anonymous No.50314379]

>>50314287
>pursuing any business venture within arms reach of negros
not happening
>>50314320
well i know of no such permits and will continue making free money until someone tells me to stop

[Anonymous No.50314431]

>>50314234
I have 4 vending machines in a row at my local gym. Selling towels, locks, bidons, vaxx masks, jump ropes, protein bars, shakes, fake gatorade and gum.

Profit around 700-900 p/m which is fine sometimes I even forgot those machines are mine while passing by

tldr; vending machine inside places and know your customer (pick a local "new" gym)

[Anonymous No.50314432]

>>50314379
>will continue making free money until someone tells me to stop
Oh, so you are already d / doing it?

I was thinking of something like this as well. Any advice / recommendations / tips?
What type of machine(s) you have?
What is the upkeep to keep them running?
Do you need a lot of permits and paperwork bullshit?
Have you ever had your machines broken into, stolen, etc?
What areas are you working in, and what profit are you getting?
Sounds like free money, but I bet it really isn't

[Anonymous No.50314458]

>>50314431
When you say "my gym", do you mean you also own / run the gym?
Or did you come to some deal with the gym owner?

[Anonymous No.50314660]

>>50314432
i purchased the vending machine from a office building that was shutting down due to the wave of covid quitting
>What type of machine(s) you have?
i have one refrigerated vending machine for sodas, couldnt tell you the model number
i paid $900 for it and moved it into a laundromat near a college campus, i know the guy who owns it, so i pay him $50 a month and we call it even
idk what exactly the electrical costs are but it cant be much more than a refrigerator
>Do you need a lot of permits and paperwork bullshit?
nope, better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission
>Have you ever had your machines broken into, stolen, etc?
nope, its near a state college thats like 70%ish white in a low crime area
>profit
first few months were like $100 in cash and coins
a couple months ago it was almost $300
i buy the soda in bulk for about 40 cents a can and sell them and $1 a can
in a few more months the thing should pay for itself
>sounds like free money
its slow, very slow, but it is kinda free money (hopefully the refer system doesnt break)

honestly if i was hard working i could probably find a way to get a dozen more and start actually making money, but thatd take enough work that itd become a real life job

[Anonymous No.50314663]

>>50314458
Not my gym, I started working out there and chatted with the co-owners a bit. Normally gyms already have contracts with big suppliers but this one was new.

I will say I somehow struck gold because getting 700-900 p/m is ridiculous. Some say 300 is average. But I dont think they have fake gatorade or alibaba locks and towels which are mandatory or you get kicked for the session.

[Anonymous No.50314687]

>>50314660
oh shit see 300 p/m i was spot on

[Anonymous No.50314713]

>>50314687
ONE month i got 300, guess the kids were thirsty, id say id average in the mid to upper 100s?
idk, it makes enough to cover overhead and let me pocket some free money

[Anonymous No.50314840]

>>50314234
>profiting of obesity
that's immoral, enjoy hell

[Anonymous No.50314874]

>>50314287
Daequan is insolvent

[Anonymous No.50314879]

>>50314663
>fake gatorade
kek selling bootleg gatorade

[Anonymous No.50315016]

>>50314660
>>50314663
You both have it very comfy regarding the location of your machines, and with a handshake kind of deal, even comfier.
Something that I wonder is why the owner of a venue where you install your machine wouldn't just cut you off and put his own machine there. Maybe I'm just an asshole, but other than the effort to set up the machine I don't see how the venue owner wouldn't just cut the middle man off after a while

[Anonymous No.50315062]

>>50314663
Do you the gym owners a flat fee, or a percentage of sales? What sort of deal did you come up with?
I'm liking the vending machines idea more and more

[Anonymous No.50315070]

>>50315016
incompetent people don’t wanna make things more difficult therefore “outsource”.

[Anonymous No.50315266]

>>50315016
>Something that I wonder is why the owner of a venue where you install your machine wouldn't just cut you off and put his own machine there
the guys lazy, he's making money off my machine already

[Anonymous No.50315836]

>>50314234
>nigger destroys your machine cause it didnt give him the snack

[Anonymous No.50315968]

/biz/ has absolutely corrupted my mind

In real life it's absolutely normal to wait for YEARS for your investment get just to break even point before you start making any money from it, while here you're a braindamaged poorfag loser if you are not 100x your investment in a mere few months

[Anonymous No.50315989]

>>50315062
My deal is very unique.

We went back and forth going from high to low percentages. Eventually I broke through the co-owners that if we both dont feel comfortable with the contract then we shouldnt pursue it. So I made a customer flow tracker for them using censors on the ceiling that gives out a heatmap image of areas people visit the most and guess where they lingered the most. This all for a small one time fee.

Also made the argument that customer sustainability can be improved by such investments. So more customers for them, more money for me that literally the contract and they get to own my cheap software and censors. I had to kinda show confidence and assertivness to really push it. Im going to help them renovate in the future and build a rest and lounge set.

[Anonymous No.50316181]

it's a cool idea, but the profits are just too low. you will have to refill etc. so it's not full autopilot. so there's no upside when comparing it to a youtube click farm, for example, which can be 100% autopilot and will make you more money.

[Anonymous No.50316379]

>>50315989
You did that just for $900 a month? Damn, son. You are wasting your negotiation skills on small time deals like that unless you have cut more deals with other gyms and make mid four figures

[Anonymous No.50316441]

>>50314431
Are you into vending machine porn at all? I love the button pressing then the reaching into the machine with that elegant bend. Placing hands in the cool metal square compartment then the relief of the product release.

[Anonymous No.50316515]

>>50316441

[Anonymous No.50316592]

>>50314379
>just sets up a vending machine at a McDonald’s, Walmart, mall, street, etc without asking


Ask me how I know you’re larping

[Anonymous No.50316606]

>>50316515
I just thought because you made that heat map and it's basically an every day fantasy for me of elegant women entering a mall and getting caught in a deterministic radiation/mind control/automatic beam array that establishes a pathway for all nearby to sequentially attend every vending machine. They bend in various pleasing unison, not every all at the same time but visibly in 3-5 groups throughout the mall. Some on the upper levels are in sync with some below etc. Everyone is happy or not conscious in the process and the whole thing is working seamlessly and perfect. You can hear the clunk of all the cans being released at once.

[Anonymous No.50316608]

My prediction is vending machines will take off line in Japan. Soon they will have vending machine “malls” or stores just dedicated to a variety of vending items.

Screen cap this

[Anonymous No.50316642]

>>50314287
Splurge on the vending machine cage.

[Anonymous No.50316780]

Every country follows Japan in the long run. Japan was doing incest themed porn with guys fucking their sister and their mom for years in hentai doujin, only in recent years has this caught on in the west (though they try to soften it as "stepsis" and "step mom" in many of them). The vending machine boom is next.

[Anonymous No.50316860]

>>50316592
see>>50314660
for the story
i didnt ask the city/state for permits, was what i meant

[Anonymous No.50317317]

>>50316780
Let's skip the bullshit and cut to the part where we have American Anime, how long do I need to wait for that?

[Anonymous No.50317350]

>>50314287
>>50315836
rent free

[Anonymous No.50317375]

>>50315989
Badass, it looks like you broke a sweat for that deal. So you get to keep all of the cash from the fake goy syrup normies will intoxicate themselves with. I have a call here from the based department for you

>>50316379
How is using his negotiation skills "wasting" them. He clearly has the potential to keep doing better and bigger deals. Maybe this is the stepping stone he needed for something much bigger

[Anonymous No.50317392]

>>50316608
You are too late to the party. It's common there in city streets to have vending machines randomly, and you even have vending machine pizzas, ramen, frozen meals heated in a microwave, and stuff like that

[Anonymous No.50317409]

>>50315968
its another
>just turned 19
>net worth is only 1.5 million
>is my life over already guys? I cant get back into the wagecage

or
>only made a 10x this bullrun didn't cash out at peak, anons turned 100 dollars into 100k off BSC casino
>too depressed guys need help

or
>10 million is literally not enough for passive income guys, 100 million is the bare minimum to get out of poorfag territory

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[Anonymous No.50317513]

>>50315989
>build a rest and lounge set.
Imagine going to the gym and finding a lounge area. Sort of defeats the purpose of the gym...you know, the place you go specifically not to lounge around.

[Anonymous No.50317517]

>>50315836
>>50314287
This almost never happens

[Anonymous No.50317595]

>>50317317
>American anime
>Floyd vs Chauvin shounen where Floyd ultimately summons a nigger powered spirit bomb to destroy the evil Chauvin
Yeah, I'll pass.

[Anonymous No.50318286]

Does your vending machine accept bitcoin lightning payments?