/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50239018]

Guess whom is b(l)ack


>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata+Chloe
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>50236915

[Anonymous No.50239056]

*ahem*
Fuck commodities and fuck tesla

[Anonymous No.50239065]

>>50239018
MELT UP.

SAY. IT.

MELT. UP.

[Anonymous No.50239075]

I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thread

[Anonymous No.50239081]

Fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.50239085]

i just bought puts for next week and 3 weeks out. what am i in for?

[Anonymous No.50239086]

healing? healing

[Anonymous No.50239087]

first for fuck bobo

[Anonymous No.50239092]

>>50239075
you won't do fooking nutting homo

[Anonymous No.50239113]

FUCK THE CRAB

[Anonymous No.50239118]

>>50239081
>Fuck jannies
end of quote. repeat the line.
https://twitter.com/KyleMartinsen_/status/1545453047551328257

[Anonymous No.50239142]

>>50239113
i'd probably regret it,but i would.

[Anonymous No.50239145]

AND JUST LIKE THAT THE SUCK AND PISS WILL NEVER BE UNDER 3900 AGAIN!

[Anonymous No.50239147]

>>50239118
Those fucks standing around him are trying so hard to keep a straight face.

[Anonymous No.50239166]

what are you guys doing this friday night? i'm gonna do drugs and piss and shit myself

[Anonymous No.50239169]

The worst kind of market

[Anonymous No.50239170]

How fake and gay were employment numbers?

[Anonymous No.50239181]

SIGAbros what happened? Why is it doomping?

[Anonymous No.50239190]

>>50239169
you WILL fear the crab

[Anonymous No.50239191]

SNIB SNABS :D

[Anonymous No.50239194]

>>50239170
Nothing compared to inflation numbers.

[Anonymous No.50239198]

>>50239181
Shinsuke Abe died

[Anonymous No.50239213]

>>50239170
This was live from the governmental reporting agency

[Anonymous No.50239220]

>>50239166
I'm gonna do drugs and probably shit post a little tonight. I'll come out of hibernation in September.

[Anonymous No.50239222]

>>50237415
>>50237523
TA on VIX... what the fuck?

>>50237610
With AAA bonds, isn't this free money?

>>50238416
>>50238470
kek

[Anonymous No.50239225]

>>50239018
>crab for consolidation after a week of pump
Extremely bullish

[Anonymous No.50239230]

>>50239198
>Shinsuke Abe

[Anonymous No.50239240]

Was gonna close all my longs today but now idk. Vix and bonds at LOD and no sellers. Maybe we do get the 400 gap fill before CPI/earnings

[Anonymous No.50239241]

>>50239166
Nothing

[Anonymous No.50239245]

>>50239230
What was this guys fucking problem?

[Anonymous No.50239252]

>>50239018
GOLDEN BULL RUN

[Anonymous No.50239258]

>>50239225
>bullish
everything is either bullish or priced in for you bulltards huh?

[Anonymous No.50239265]

>>50239166
I'm going to sit around waiting for /smg/ movie night
Hopefully it's a good one

[Anonymous No.50239274]

>>50239166
playing some games I bought on the steam sale :)

[Anonymous No.50239277]

give me hope for RYCEY. I am bagholding for almost 2 years!

[Anonymous No.50239280]

>>50239258
>everything is either bullish or priced in for you bulltards huh

BULLISH

[Anonymous No.50239282]

Tesla unironically makes me want to kms

[Anonymous No.50239296]

>>50239265
I hope it's a bearish one

[Anonymous No.50239303]

>tfw averaged at $10.50 for SOXL

[Anonymous No.50239311]

>>50239277
it can only go down another 1.09!

[Anonymous No.50239312]

>>50239282
stop shorting the bottom. Why didn't you short when they were at 1200?

why do you retards keep buying tops and selling the bottom?

[Anonymous No.50239317]

There's a nice balance of bobos and mumus, it's fairly comfy.

[Anonymous No.50239334]

>>50239303
I wouldn't touch it with a 10 ft. clown pole but based, good work, keep it up.

[Anonymous No.50239343]

>>50239317
I saw a lizard last night walking

[Anonymous No.50239345]

siga homophobes

[Anonymous No.50239347]

>>50239303
11.30 here. Still going to dump it soon. maybe today maybe hold and see what happens next week.

[Anonymous No.50239355]

>>50239166
Drugs and /baka/ >>50239169
browsing

[Anonymous No.50239371]

>>50239312
If you think we bottomed already idk what planet you’re living on

[Anonymous No.50239377]

>>50239265
Dude none of the movies have ever been good. Sometimes dude are just playing gay pornos and people just shit post I'm chat. If I wasn't so gay I wouldn't bother attending.

[Anonymous No.50239415]

>>50239265
>>50239377
Movie night is here. Enjoy.

[Anonymous No.50239421]

>>50239220
I'll wake you up when September ends

[Anonymous No.50239430]

I only made $2,000 this week. What the fuck

[Anonymous No.50239434]

Are you watching son?

[Anonymous No.50239440]

Yeah, Im thinking we're back (again)

[Anonymous No.50239447]

>>50239430
better than losing money bro

[Anonymous No.50239474]

GREEN GREEN GREEN
LET'S GOOO

[Anonymous No.50239482]

So do we hold 105 on OIL this time?

[Anonymous No.50239497]

Kek at all the siga tranny bagholders.

[Anonymous No.50239511]

Yes I did steal this from WSB. But point still is valid. Bear bros, we have a chance.

[Anonymous No.50239523]

>>50239511
go back

[Anonymous No.50239527]

[Anonymous No.50239542]

>>50239511

[Anonymous No.50239541]

>>50239497
I think we need at least a couple weeks of stagnation or drops before they earn the bagholder designation.

[Anonymous No.50239548]

>>50239511
If you're going to steal something, then improve upon it. That looks like shit... it would take like 5 minutes to make a better version. Maybe 30 minutes to make webm

[Anonymous No.50239550]

>>50239511
you need to go back

[Anonymous No.50239554]

>>50239523
No

[Anonymous No.50239557]

>>50239430
I made 2000 off my short puts on apple, and lost 5000 on my long puts.

[Anonymous No.50239560]

Who bought SIGA over $10?

[Anonymous No.50239565]

>>50239550
No

[Anonymous No.50239569]

>>50239511
czeched

[Anonymous No.50239573]

>>50239548
Phonefag, not making webms at work

[Anonymous No.50239581]

>>50239245
he couldn't fullfil Abes order to have sex and impregnate a japanese women, making him furstrated

[Anonymous No.50239587]

>>50239557
You said, "first for fuck bobo" but you just said you shorted

[Anonymous No.50239588]

The vix is dropping a lot bros.... Is it over

[Anonymous No.50239589]

>>50239371
>If you think we bottomed already idk what planet you’re living on


PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.50239621]

>>50239588
the VIX is a scam

[Anonymous No.50239632]

Place your bets. I bet they're close the week at SPY 391.05

[Anonymous No.50239644]

>>50239587
I have to throw the algo's off

[Anonymous No.50239654]

>>50239632
if we close above 390 i will jihad the market. THIS IS A THREAT

[Anonymous No.50239668]

>>50239511
Kys

[Anonymous No.50239667]

>>50239632
>Place your bets. I bet they're close the week at SPY 391.05

if that happens we gap down or up Monday? wouldn't be surprised to see a run for 400 but if we hit 400 I think we're getting rugged

[Anonymous No.50239675]

>he didn't watch
>he didn't learn

[Anonymous No.50239683]

>>50239668
No

[Anonymous No.50239687]

>>50239654

[Anonymous No.50239712]

>>50239588
calm before the storm, buy your puts while they're cheap

[Anonymous No.50239719]

Can NEETs invest in the market? Or do you need to "justify" the funds you used to buy shares with?

Asking for a friend. This friend wants to focus on dividend stocks for long term holding, but doesn't have an "official" income

[Anonymous No.50239720]

>>50239181
Shaking out retail, Mpox isn't disappearing anytime soon. Heading back up now.

[Anonymous No.50239724]

Bros, can we somehow hack Biden's teleprompter?

[Anonymous No.50239727]

Can't wait to see those pink wojaks next week

[Anonymous No.50239732]

I bought 30 contracts for AAPL July 8 130 Calls at 1.00 sold them at 4.00, they're worth 7.00 now.

[Anonymous No.50239735]

>>50239724
do you really want to fuck with mossad?

[Anonymous No.50239739]

EURUSDT bottomed out >$1
We can't stop winning eurobros

[Anonymous No.50239752]

whats the news on gaysex?

[Anonymous No.50239758]

>>50239735
I do that on a daily basis on pretty much every board here.

[Anonymous No.50239759]

I hate this market so much. How am I so good at losing money? I am going to do the George Costanza strat.

[Anonymous No.50239764]

Imagine shorting bottoms and buying tops

[Anonymous No.50239767]

>>50239732

Seriously upset about a 400% gain? I literally do not give a shit if an option goes up 500% if I make at least 75%. Learned my lesson more than enough times holding them to expiration because of greed

[Anonymous No.50239776]

I fucking hate the CHIPS act bros. I don't care if you're a SOXS or a SOXL holder, we have socialism in America, for corporations, yet capitalism for the needy. Why should my tax dollars be used to offset tech trannies business mistakes? The industry went to China, because American manufacturing was too expensive. Now they must face country risk to their business (Taiwan geopolitics) and will only come back to America if American taxpayers subsidize their operations here?

Capitalism for the needy. Socialized bailouts for corporations.

[Anonymous No.50239780]

>>50239265
This is just so sad

[Anonymous No.50239787]

>>50239767
>Learned my lesson more than enough times holding them to expiration because of greed
I only day trade Options and I've been burned many times where if I would've held them I would've been up massively. I'll probably get fucked if I decide to hold them if I change my strategy.

[Anonymous No.50239792]

>>50239759
>George Costanza strat
You're going to quit your job, regret it and then show up the next day and pretend it didn't happen?

[Anonymous No.50239793]

>>50239719
There are no federal taxes on qualified dividends beneath like 40k if you have no other income.

[Anonymous No.50239796]

>>50239719
If you don't have $25k, you're subject to pattern day trading rules. And if you have neither income nor autistic options knowledge, you're almost certainly not going to be approved to trade calls and puts.

Otherwise brokers won't give a fuck. You give them all your info, transfer over your checking account money, and can start longing LABU with the rest of us.

[Anonymous No.50239799]

VERU. Lol. They don't know what is coming.

[Anonymous No.50239807]

>>50239719
What?

[Anonymous No.50239808]

Anyone want to watch macaques get tortured for movie night?

[Anonymous No.50239813]

>>50239780
There's no need to pity me. I deserve this life
Also, I'd participate in COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT but I need to stop drinking, I'm gaining too much weight

[Anonymous No.50239814]

>>50239799
>VERU
Vishnu my bastard

[Anonymous No.50239816]

>>50239792
He's going to point out that a coworker stole a box of raisins and then get threatened by him.

[Anonymous No.50239824]

>>50239752
inquisition for gays soon, siga not needed

[Anonymous No.50239829]

>>50239808

[Anonymous No.50239840]

>>50239675
youre very down on your soxl, what happened to 50% additional drawdown being a good target? lol

[Anonymous No.50239843]

we may get another touch off of 3950, but down is... a way down.

[Anonymous No.50239846]

>>50239814
My bastard bhenchod, VERU is a bit of a scam.

[Anonymous No.50239856]

Can I get some fatherly advice on this apple call. I bought it damn near the local bottom and line keeps going up, considering the stats I feel like it’s got some juice left in it.

Should I sell or let it ride

[Anonymous No.50239860]

>>50239843
Lower

[Anonymous No.50239861]

>>50239843
Good

[Anonymous No.50239864]

>>50239776
lmao you're just now noticing this? Elon musk says he's "pro small government" but he's earned billions from subsidies, government contracts and subsidized loans. Government never works based on guiding principles, ultimately it's whatever pressure you can put on it to make it do (or not do) what you want. Welcome to reality

[Anonymous No.50239871]

>>50239843
Counterpoint:

[Anonymous No.50239872]

Should I sell my SOXL and TQQQ calls that I bought at 1 PM? I'm up 30%, but that's only like $70... I didn't buy that many
I didn't go all in like I said I would, cause I'm a pussy

[Anonymous No.50239874]

>>50239816
kek

[Anonymous No.50239875]

>>50239840
ur not allowed to make fun of SOXL tards without me

[Anonymous No.50239878]

>>50239824
so its too late to fomo into siga?

[Anonymous No.50239882]

>>50239872
Yes. I wouldn’t hold anything bullish over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.50239886]

>>50239856
You're gambling on if the market gaps up Monday during CPI Wednesday next week. Insiders sold off the market the day before CPI was released lasted time.

[Anonymous No.50239888]

>>50239871
>buttcoin 8k

[Anonymous No.50239891]

>>50239875
shut up pajeet youre still seething that the 200sma strategy worked to perfection and youre too pretentious to be a chad leveraged beta momentum waverider. i only make fun of coping baggies that cant adapt and follow their own strat
whats this about veru though my bloody basterd

[Anonymous No.50239892]

>>50239793
>>50239796
>>50239807
Awesome, I'll let my friend know. Thanks guys

[Anonymous No.50239899]

Consumer credit release for May
>Previous: 36.76b
>expected: 31.9b
>actual: 22.35
wtf goy why wont you spend more money!?

[Anonymous No.50239907]

priced in
>recession
>interest rate increases
>QT
>covid & covid variants
>Russia & Ukraine
>Joe Biden's dementia
>Abe-sama's assassination

not priced in
>Powell pivot
>interest rate decreases
>Joe Biden's arrest & subsequent life imprisonment
>monkiepox

[Anonymous No.50239908]

>>50239864
To be fair, it takes a very high IQ to appreciate statism.

[Anonymous No.50239909]

>>50239871

[Anonymous No.50239913]

>>50239871
tony is bearish now though

[Anonymous No.50239915]

>>50239856
Sell it, we're going down next week, you might lament missing some gains on monday but better to secure profits than have it sink like a stone.

[Anonymous No.50239920]

>>50239843
I can't believe the SPY reaches the top of the channel before CPI releases, but I've seen some Jewish trickery before

[Anonymous No.50239922]

>>50239886
What are you scanning to see insiders sold off?

[Anonymous No.50239923]

>>50239909

>>50239913
I'm gonna need some screencaps as evidence.

[Anonymous No.50239927]

>>50239829
What the fuck do you have against torturing monkeys??? The fuck is your problem?

[Anonymous No.50239930]

>SIGA price action

[Anonymous No.50239937]

>>50239899
I'm out of money because food went up!

[Anonymous No.50239943]

>>50239899
Hey, I spent like $15 on the Steam sale. Leave me out of this.

[Anonymous No.50239951]

>>50239923
theres the interview where a pop up comes over his face, he's bearish there. within past 2 months

[Anonymous No.50239954]

>>50239840
you think i went all in at that level? i am buying increasingly larger numbers to keep my average low as it moves down
>>50239875
kill yourself chink, go shill your next value trap

[Anonymous No.50239955]

>>50239793
Fuck FICA and the boomers who kept taking my money

[Anonymous No.50239958]

They're gonna close it at 391.05

[Anonymous No.50239969]

>>50239891
Nah lol you're a massive Down's syndrome cunt if you think the leveraged rotation strategy is anything but a horrible sink of money with negative Expected Value and horrible R:R.

VERU is basically a company that pumped on positive COVID treatment news for Phase 2 but the reality was they hand-picked patients who were nearly dying for their placebo group (very low blood oxygen). VERU claimed its placebo group and treatment groups contained "similar baseline characteristics", yet instead we find the placebo group contained a fat left tail of markedly sicker patients. A picture is worth 1,000 words.

I am not short on VERU yet but will enter when volatility dies down. Might sell some tight call spreads but R:R isn't there yet since vol surfaces are acting all fucky on the illiquid options complex

[Anonymous No.50239974]

>>50239899
Interest rates and CoL. The trumpbux and personal savings are depleted. Consoomers are cutting back.

[Anonymous No.50239973]

>>50239899
I dumped like $6k into my Goldman Sachs savings account last month
In July, I'll probably throw like $12k in

[Anonymous No.50239979]

>>50238320
>>50238688
Why is German electricity cheaper than French? That sounds backwards.

[Anonymous No.50240000]

>>50239954
i think any amount of money is down 40% and "averaging down" is textbook novice trader copium. youre a dunce and youre losing a lot of money and all i can do is laugh at you. haha

[Anonymous No.50240005]

200 hour line is lava. Line is lava!

[Anonymous No.50240006]

>>50239927

[Anonymous No.50240007]

>>50239951
Oh yeah that was hilarious

[Anonymous No.50240009]

>>50239922
Look at the chart

[Anonymous No.50240026]

>>50239979
It shouldn't be. France has the edge with nookleear plants.

[Anonymous No.50240040]

I feel like I should have sold my BOIL when it blew off and hit the top yesterday. Or is this just a healthy pullback after yesterdays giant movement from inventory release?
>>50239974
Are they ready for liquidation though with continual rape hikes?
>>50239973
Consumer Credit is the amount of debt in payment plans. If people are taking out a lot of debt on payment plans thats a sign of a healthy economy. (Or one about to tip over and fall). While a big meaty pullback means that people are more pessimistic and not buying.
>>50239943
I had to stop playing they are billions because I was going to have aneurism trying to set up my base on Desolate Wastelands.
>>50239937
dont lie, you bought some funko pops didn't you?

[Anonymous No.50240042]

>>50240000
Checked, and anyone who is follows the 200 DMA leveraged rotation "strategy" is a novice trader. Not a single person who shills for the SOXL 200 DMA garbage can actually tell you if that strategy has positive EV

[Anonymous No.50240041]

>>50239979
price controls

[Anonymous No.50240044]

>>50240000
>down less than 10%
>still bright green on the ticker overall
whatever helps you cope with the fact im a superior investor
haha

[Anonymous No.50240046]

>>50239979
1 week difference.

[Anonymous No.50240048]

>>50239913
w-w-ut

[Anonymous No.50240056]

>>50239979
Jews are a cheap fuel source.

[Anonymous No.50240060]

>>50239973
NO! YOU'RE MAKING THE REVERSE REPO PROBLEM WORSE!

Take that money out of your savings account right this second.

[Anonymous No.50240061]

>>50240005
it wont make it

[Anonymous No.50240064]

>>50240007
it's unironically over

[Anonymous No.50240070]

>>50240044
>down 10%
>green overall
what?

[Anonymous No.50240078]

consumer credit is down for the month too, another bullish indicator lfg

[Anonymous No.50240083]

>>50240064

[Anonymous No.50240086]

>>50240060
No, I am saving up to buy........idk, but I'm saving it up!

[Anonymous No.50240090]

We all can agree that vix shitting the bed means,next week markets are going to massively dump right?

[Anonymous No.50240091]

Germany is an example of when autism goes horribly wrong

[Anonymous No.50240094]

>>50240044
>>still bright green on the ticker overall
Lol.

[Anonymous No.50240100]

>>50240078
people are reigning in discretionary spending in order to prepare for and cope with more inflation
how is that bullish

[Anonymous No.50240101]

>>50240078
It's still bearish, because its still too damn high.

[Anonymous No.50240105]

>>50240007
media kikes can't even pay for a full version of Zoom (baka)

[Anonymous No.50240110]

>>50240070
talking about my recent entry
still have most of my gains when i sold above 60
still have 30k cash to buy if it falls more
lol

[Anonymous No.50240117]

>>50240100
everything is bullish now

[Anonymous No.50240124]

>>50240100
ugh, it just is ok, it just is ok!

[Anonymous No.50240126]

Lol they don't want SPY to close above 390

[Anonymous No.50240133]

>>50239979
I hear that 40% of French nuclear are offline because the french are too fucking dumb and lazy to maintain them which is no surprise

[Anonymous No.50240135]

>>50240100
Sustained savings and miserly spending on the consumer side should pressure the companies to lower their prices, hence bring inflation down.

[Anonymous No.50240134]

>>50240110
that just means you made money following the strategy and lost it after not following the strategy. which is exactly what i said
meanwhile i sold it all after the first dump below the 200 and only made money. so i guess it turns out im the superior investor, doesnt it?

[Anonymous No.50240142]

>>50240042
>just buy high bro. just don't buy low bro. haha imagine buying when the price is low hahaha
kys

[Anonymous No.50240151]

Did you simple faggots load up for the next steel run?

[Anonymous No.50240153]

>>50239415
Amazing movie the plot was fascinating 10/10.

[Anonymous No.50240155]

>>50240126
We're at the top of a downward channel.

[Anonymous No.50240159]

>>50240135
>should pressure the companies to lower their prices, hence bring inflation down.

[Anonymous No.50240160]

>>50240135
also bringing down profits

[Anonymous No.50240161]

>>50240100
Bullish for consumer staples? If you're a div-fag they're still paying.

[Anonymous No.50240163]

>>50240142
Wtf are you talking about, schoolshooter

[Anonymous No.50240169]

>>50240163
shoot this dick in your mouth faggot

[Anonymous No.50240179]

>>50240163
>there are people in this thread who have never bought high and sold higher

[Anonymous No.50240187]

>>50240163
>>50240169
calm down girls we are all friends here

[Anonymous No.50240208]

>>50240187
Unless you enjoy watching Monkeys get tortured them we aren't friends.

[Anonymous No.50240212]

>>50240155
the top is 395, they dont want to close the week at or above 391.05 from last week's weekly candle. they want to closes it before last week's weekly candle open price

[Anonymous No.50240213]

>>50240134
you sold at what, 38? i sold at 62 and now im scaling in
i did not follow the strategy by selling that high, but i know an unsustainable move when i see one
sounds like even after buying in significantly lower you're being outperformed by me, and i have a stack of extremely cheap shares well before it moves back above the 200 sma
unlucky

[Anonymous No.50240214]

The bottom is not in if there are still people buying 3x ETFs. Lum poster has an average in the 30s. He got Chopped.

[Anonymous No.50240219]

>>50239118
I can't believe it took so long for someone to pass that stupid alien vibe check. Maybe they'll finally make contact now.

[Anonymous No.50240224]

>>50240208

[Anonymous No.50240227]

>>50240208
I did hear from jamfaggot that there was some schizo spamming monkey torture videos in here. Which one of you future white schoolshooters was posting that shit?

[Anonymous No.50240236]

>>50240214
my average isn't anywhere close to 30 lol its around 15

[Anonymous No.50240242]

>>50240224
Project more you micro nigger lover

[Anonymous No.50240243]

>>50240214
The bottom is in when people think the bottom is not in.

[Anonymous No.50240248]

>>50239415
WEEEOOO

[Anonymous No.50240262]

>>50240213
i sold at like 45 and havent bought back in yet, while you will continue to lose money
>well before it moves back above the 200 sma
you're right! WELL before! enjoy

[Anonymous No.50240263]

>>50240208
go back

[Anonymous No.50240266]

>>50240227
A totally based anon that gets rimjobs from your mom every weekend

[Anonymous No.50240275]

>>50240227
>white
Those videos are literally all made by chinks and pakis

[Anonymous No.50240276]

>>50240236
you aren't the og lum poster

[Anonymous No.50240277]

>>50240242
Try not to have sex with a dead animal this weekend you sick faggot fuck

[Anonymous No.50240292]

>>50240133
>French Chernobyl
Sounds like kino

[Anonymous No.50240294]

>>50240227
>"white schoolshooters"

How did CNN+ work out?

[Anonymous No.50240307]

>>50240275
Yeah i totally believe that white people didn't do that lol sure thing, Kyle.

[Anonymous No.50240312]

>>50240277
Try and not catch monkey poox from getting fucked up the ass by one you micro nigger lover.

[Anonymous No.50240326]

why is every nigga in /biz/ trying to win big rather than just building wealth over time?

[Anonymous No.50240332]

>>50240307
Gtfo with your /pol/ shit. White people are too gay to enjoy this dank meme.

[Anonymous No.50240334]

i have to hand it to this dyel indian boy, he knows how to press this generals buttons

[Anonymous No.50240339]

>>50240262
i will, thanks
what should i call you when im proven right and outperform you on both sides of the trade so i can gloat?
>>50240276
yes i am lol

[Anonymous No.50240342]

>>50240326
Who knows how much time is left?
Might as well try to win asap so you can live comfortably until it runs out

[Anonymous No.50240343]

>>50240227
You’re trying to sound cool but you just come off as a tool, my dude. I’m betting you’re white and you’ve said “I hate white people” at some point in your life, haven’t you?

[Anonymous No.50240356]

>>50240343
i thought he sounded cool

[Anonymous No.50240360]

>>50240326
People want to be rich while they're still young.

[Anonymous No.50240366]

>>50240334
Im not DYEL i could heem every single person in this thread before their white ass picks up the AR-15 and walks over to their local school. Just stfu and don't even think about picking up the AR. Kyle.

[Anonymous No.50240367]

>>50240339
ill be here, just call me out

[Anonymous No.50240369]

>>50240326
Gotta risk it for the biscuit

[Anonymous No.50240371]

this is probably the best looking double bottom chart i've ever seen

[Anonymous No.50240384]

>>50240334
he's a nigger and he shits up and derails the thread. this is why people hate indians
>>50240366
you are a faggot bitch

[Anonymous No.50240385]

>>50240326
Ask your favorite Boomer how their slow wealth build is working out in those 60/40 portfolios of theirs this year.

Ooh, and for extra fun you can ask them about their home values EOY.

[Anonymous No.50240388]

>>50240366
I bet your bf loves this pic

[Anonymous No.50240391]

>>50240343
What pisses me off is white people are being total Karen's and telling people how to live their lives in places like cambodia and Brazil. It's their fucking Monkeys, they can do what they want with them like taking a rusty pair of scissors and gouging their eye balls out.

[Anonymous No.50240395]

I can't believe the CEO of anime died.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HMRLEceXMM

[Anonymous No.50240401]

why are we crabbing now

[Anonymous No.50240403]

>>50240366
just like i know how to press your buttons perfectly so that youll run to /soc/ and get another pic of an autistic indian virgin to shitpost with on /smg/

[Anonymous No.50240404]

STFU YOU FAGGOTS AND TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT QQQ IS TURNING SOUTH

[Anonymous No.50240408]

>>50240391
kekkk

[Anonymous No.50240412]

holy shit fuck this gay ass thread. Kill yourself niggers. I hope your mother's die in their sleep tonight and I hope Pakistan nukes india

[Anonymous No.50240415]

>>50240367
okay
my loss scenario is SOXL falling significantly below 50 cents per share, that's where i run out of money
you can rub it in my face if it happens too

[Anonymous No.50240418]

>>50240412
this is hate speech.

[Anonymous No.50240424]

>>50240334
It's easy to get wh*te people to chimp out. You would too if your women fucked dogs lmao.

[Anonymous No.50240425]

>>50240090
>We all can agree that vix shitting the bed means,next week markets are going to massively dump right?
Uhhhh no bro. We can't agree on that lol

[Anonymous No.50240430]

>>50240326
because we all invested into triple leveraged bullshit at the top so now we have to gamble oure remaining dollars

[Anonymous No.50240431]

>>50240418
your mom's nasty stank ass pussy is hate speech

[Anonymous No.50240432]

>>50240404
Its over

[Anonymous No.50240436]

Just look at the Hourly MACD/RSI

[Anonymous No.50240437]

>>50240404
100% crab day bro

[Anonymous No.50240445]

>>50240292
>Le reactor, she has gone supercrite!
>Merde, this will be ell to fix tomorrow. But work hours today? They are over.
>let's take my Renault to a crowded streetside cafe and reminisce of past loves over wine before retiring to your apartment to sleep with your wife.

[Anonymous No.50240446]

>>50240404
road is closed at 296. aids.

[Anonymous No.50240453]

>>50240415
opportunity cost is real and chasing bottoms for continued losses until it finally bottoms is a bad strategy, and the gains in a non QE fueled, low-growth macro environment is not going to be good to semis or soxl
this is coming someone that owned more SOXL than you ever have

[Anonymous No.50240456]

>>50240403
>just like i know how to press your buttons perfectly
Dylan, pressing someone's buttons doesn't mean the same thing as pulling the trigger on the AR ur dad gave you.

[Anonymous No.50240465]

>>50240437
The great equalizer….. fear the crab

[Anonymous No.50240476]

>>50240456
go suck some more toes sanjeet

[Anonymous No.50240482]

>>50239222
What does >>50237610 even mean?
"Locked in a 2% spread"?

[Anonymous No.50240484]

>>50240453
Also another strawman is when you point to LETF's that have been liquidated, a lot of SOXL fanatics will tell you "BUT BRO THOSE WERE COMMODITIES THEY'RE NOT THE SAME"

Semiconductors are a literal material-commodity that follow cyclicals. Anyone who doesn't realize this and thinks semis will keep booming forever is destined to get CHOPPED. Semis are cylical and that doesn't bode well for 3x ETF's that are long semis

[Anonymous No.50240486]

>>50240424
Seriously wtf is with this bullshit
>Karen can fuck as many dogs as they want but NOOooo somebody minding their own monkey business in India, combodia, or Brazil can't decide how their Monkeys should be treated

[Anonymous No.50240492]

>>50240484
How much semi demand was related to the retarded crypto boom any idea?

[Anonymous No.50240494]

>>50240326
Because I want to speedrun it while I am still alive. It's an exhilarating idea to make 1 mil on a 10k bet in a few days than to slowly accrue it over years.

[Anonymous No.50240498]

>>50240445
>I saw croissant flakes on the reactor floor!
>No, you didn't. You're délirant.

[Anonymous No.50240503]

>>50240385
>this year
>EOY
Their portfolios and houses are 30+ years old, retard. What's one bad year? They'll throw a fit, of course, because they're not making as much as they'd like, but they're not losing any sleep.

[Anonymous No.50240505]

>>50240415
is soxl going up next week or down

[Anonymous No.50240509]

>>50240492
About tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.50240515]

>>50240484
shut the fuck up you dumb street shitter, your usual three examples are GUSH (an oil etf), a fucking bioshit etf, and fucking TVIX
always been a bad argument i am not on your side just because i agree that the lum poster is a retard that cant adapt

[Anonymous No.50240517]

>>50240509
big if true.

[Anonymous No.50240525]

>>50240509
Unironically the cost of a box of monkeys.

[Anonymous No.50240531]

7.5 hours of national wide outage in leafland and Roger sees fit to post an apology. But it's not fixed yet lmao. I got the day off work because of this.

[Anonymous No.50240534]

we're actually gonna close flat...

[Anonymous No.50240539]

>>50240515
I'm not going to spoonfeed you all examples of LETF's that have been liquidated because you're too far-left on the Dunning-Kruger curve to understand that you can't "adapt" to these retarded leveraged rotation strategies that retail traders should never ever touch.

[Anonymous No.50240540]

remember to squirrel away from money for housing to go bust. They will save it, but not without letting people get heem'd first. Mortgage up on some cheap housing, then either sell/refinance when rates go to zero again and housing goes up.

[Anonymous No.50240541]

Gayest week in stock market history

[Anonymous No.50240545]

>>50240453
opportunity cost of what, sitting in cash? im not investing in anything else
the entire semi industry is going to double in the next 8 years and i will be invested in it, one way or another
>>50240505
if i knew the answer to questions like that id be filthy rich

[Anonymous No.50240546]

>>50240515
>lum poster is a retard that cant adapt
Lum poster got sucked in by the SOXL_shill lies and sadly his portfolio died.

[Anonymous No.50240550]

>>50240534
CRAB
R
A
B

SNIBBED.COM

[Anonymous No.50240552]

>>50240498
>I want wine in my reactor core!

[Anonymous No.50240562]

Sorry if this was posted but martin shrekleli posted dd on his r*ddit account https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vrydiy/amc_first_impressions/

[Anonymous No.50240571]

ATTENTION IM THINKING OF GOING ALL IN ON SPY NOVEMBER $375P CAN SOMEONE CONFIRM MY FUCKING BIAS HERE PLEASE
>understand that you can't "adapt" to these retarded leveraged rotation strategies that retail traders should never ever touch.
i think you need to reread my post. adapting strategies is not the same as moving from one 3x etf to another

[Anonymous No.50240572]

>>50240562
Le epic! Thanks!

[Anonymous No.50240575]

fuggin snooooooooooooooore

[Anonymous No.50240579]

Why has CLVS been going up so much

[Anonymous No.50240584]

>>50240326
There's no other ways of making it

[Anonymous No.50240586]

>>50240503
>What's one bad year?
It knocks out 20 to 30% of their life savings when they're leaving their jobs. In absolute numbers alone it's a record loss, but in quality of life it heems them.

[Anonymous No.50240590]

>>50240562
His biotech DD vids were kino back in the day some of the first investing stuff I watched drunk at 3am in my college dorm

[Anonymous No.50240596]

>>50240546
If only they had been smart and invested in colorful and tasteful monkey torture videos. Shit is a gold mine. I know eventually more people in smg will be into it.

[Anonymous No.50240599]

>>50240579
>Why has CLVS been going up so much
Stock split news. It's a garbage pump that will get shorted to death. Not worth shorting rn for us retail dweebs tho

[Anonymous No.50240610]

>>50240453
until things change, which they always do.

[Anonymous No.50240615]

>>50240539
following up nobody has ever equated 3x etfs that track the major indices to any other 3x etfs. nobody has ever advocated longing gush with this strategy. you conflate the original strategy with holding any 3x etf including inverses which is just laughable disingenuous. and dont act like you have a hidden bag of 3x etfs that have been liquidated because you ALWAYS come back to gush, tvix, and the bioshit one. please stop embarrassing yourself

[Anonymous No.50240626]

>>50240571
let me post a bobo for you. hopefully your bias is confirmed

[Anonymous No.50240627]

>>50240615
>please stop embarrassing yourself

Don't ask for such things in /smg/ its not possible

[Anonymous No.50240629]

>>50240326
Pssst, don't tell anyone here but I'm actually just trading with a tiny portion of my money while investing the rest like a true long term boomer like papa Buffett taught me. But again don't tell anyone

[Anonymous No.50240634]

>>50240610
youre right, they literally just changed from a QE fueled to a non QE fueled environment. until they change thats what we're working with. trying to front run that is a great way to lose a lot of money

[Anonymous No.50240638]

>>50240586
>It knocks out 20 to 30% of their life savings

[Anonymous No.50240643]

>>50240615
Lol this dude is holding some massive bags and is too butthurt to realize he got scammed by 3x ETF's charging credit card-tier expense rates.

[Anonymous No.50240644]

>>50240562
>GME and AMC are fairly valued
This fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.50240646]

>>50240366
I'd slap you right in your face faggot and you wouldn't do shit pussy little manlet bitch

[Anonymous No.50240650]

This market is complete fucking bullshit and I absolutely hate every second of my god damn life

[Anonymous No.50240653]

shipment has arrived

[Anonymous No.50240660]

>>50240643
nice projection but i sold all of my 3x etfs for a big profit right when i always intended to and havent touched them since because im not a retard. in fact ive been strongly advocating that nobody else touch them either

[Anonymous No.50240667]

>>50240653
>The baggage conveyer belt of crabs fallacy

[Anonymous No.50240670]

>>50240650
>market goes up
>people still have a bad day
literally how

[Anonymous No.50240674]

i am 100% UPRO now and i dont give a fuc

[Anonymous No.50240675]

imagine talking shit about SOXL shill
bunch of newfags ITT

[Anonymous No.50240683]

>>50240653
Fuckin’ lol.

[Anonymous No.50240688]

>>50240674
I have 0% UPRO and feel the same way buddy

[Anonymous No.50240693]

>>50240650
>This market is complete fucking bullshit and I absolutely hate every second of my god damn life

You are not alone.

[Anonymous No.50240707]

>>50240675
the future is now old man

[Anonymous No.50240711]

>>50240693
No anon, I truly am alone

[Anonymous No.50240715]

>>50240638
If they were cautious they'd be in something like VTWNX or VTTVX, which have had 16% and 17% max drawdowns YTD.

I don't know about you, but many Boomers I know were not nearly so cautious and "wanted to make up for lost time".

[Anonymous No.50240743]

>>50240675
Honestly getting scammed by SOXL has become a right of passage for newfags here.

[Anonymous No.50240767]

>>50239907
>>Joe Biden's arrest & subsequent life imprisonment
i'll accept my losses if this happens

[Anonymous No.50240783]

>>50240767
I'd still vote for Joe Biden again if it happened.

[Anonymous No.50240799]

>>50240743
I scammed myself with non-SOXL things tbqh

[Anonymous No.50240813]

Rounding out my fall of first world civilization portfolio while everyone takes a nap at the end of crab week. Here's hoping something happens on CPI week because I need more dopamine smugness or fear-induced adrenaline to feel alive again.

[Anonymous No.50240825]

>>50240783
even if he's up against THE donald duck?

[Anonymous No.50240832]

>>50240799
Hehehe we have had some pretty good pump and dump scams over the years here.

[Anonymous No.50240858]

New >>50240852

[Anonymous No.50240864]

SPY is having trouble breaking 390's

[Anonymous No.50240865]

>>50240326
At my current salary it would take me 10 years to earn (pre tax) $1,000,000. If I ever want to retire, I'm going to have to make some fairly significant gains in the next 20 or so years cause the wage isn't going to cut it.

[Anonymous No.50240872]

>>50240825
Especially if he is up against the Donald Trump, at least he isn't Donald Trump.

[Anonymous No.50240874]

>>50240799
My first was ONTX.

[Anonymous No.50241075]

Hava Nagila Hava
Nagila Hava
Nagila Venis mecha

[Anonymous No.50241932]

>>50239241
Take it easy man.

[Anonymous No.50242188]

this nigga tried to short soxl.....

[Anonymous No.50242236]

Bobros, how fucked are my TSLA 750 puts for next week. The pump the past 2 days has been the most Jewish thing I’ve ever seen

[Anonymous No.50242465]

$FCEL

[Anonymous No.50242485]

>>50242236
you are about to get heemed my nigga