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50213105 No.50213105 [Reply] [Original]

Why haven't you gotten a cushy banking internship yet?

>> No.50213133

CORPORATE

HAREMS

>> No.50213146
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>>50213105
I'm on one at the moment

>> No.50213152

>>50213105
Those incels hired that fucking thing to wave her pussy around lmao.

>> No.50213162

>>50213146
Based and same

>> No.50213164

>>50213105
I'm not jewish or female, tragically

>> No.50213178

>>50213152
It's soo easy to use incels to get ahead in life, lol.

>> No.50213195

>>50213105
She sucked off the ceo

>> No.50213218

>>50213105
thats a man?

>> No.50213242

>>50213105
Because bankers are scum?

>> No.50213279

>>50213133
You get it; you understand. Corporations are harems. Male executives, female admins and support. Sales are peripheral males who vie for executive positions so they can become the alpha. Lots of gossiping, backstabbing. Humans are gorillas!!!!!

>> No.50213289

>>50213105
Why do women always use the stall they just took a massive dump or period-shit in as the backdrop for their cringy fucking mini-vlogs?

>> No.50213296

God I love getting paid $55 per hour to do nothing. I’m an intern and all I get is busy work but I complete it quickly and they don’t wanna teach me anything so I just take 90 minute lunches and 30 minute walks in the middle of the day

>> No.50213313

>>50213105
I dont like sucking dick

>> No.50213324

>>50213105
i don't have a vagina

>> No.50213345

>>50213105
Hello. There is some serious corruption going on here

>> No.50213362

>>50213289
If she's the only woman in the company then the women's bathroom is essentially a private office

captcha:TRP2A

>> No.50213844

>>50213345
They just hired her for her bubbly personality!

>> No.50213882

>>50213362
Ok, but that does not answer my original question in the absolute slightest.

>> No.50213907

>>50213882
They're afraid of getting caught doing the retarded tiktok dance and feeling shame outside their safe space

>> No.50213944

>>50213105
Because I'm a certified forklift operator.
It's like people don't even know I'm in their presence when I'm out in public.
You take me for granted.

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>>50213105
If I owned a company I would make zoomers put their phone in those RFID lockboxes and hire a bunch of personal assistants in the third world to aggressively patrol TikTok for my employees.

>> No.50214133

>>50213345
Don't worry, this is never sustainable in the long run.

>> No.50214162

>>50214071
The only reason why these aren't widespread is that corpos know that unions will use them to enter new sectors that have never tasted collective bargaining yet.

>> No.50214270

How do these people keep their jobs? I feel like an employer would look at their social media, recognize they are still children, and then not hire them.

>> No.50214331

>>50214270
her job is literally being the office slut
whether or not she is actually fucking her boss is debatable but she isn't being hired to do work

>> No.50214383

>>50213105
i don't understand this. what is the problem? she is a white woman working at a bank.

when are you idiots going to stop posting this garbage and just dismiss attention seeking white women?

>> No.50214390

I already have a comfy banking job

>> No.50214430

>>50214071
dangerously based. did you also force them to go to mandated company fun events like wine and water color painting or pizza making?

>> No.50214486

>>50214383
She should be dismissed. From her "job".

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>>50214486
Her job is to be available to the bankers for sex.

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>>50213944
based

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>>50214922
This is one of the worst cringe I have ever seen