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Hey frens soon i'll be travellin South America and I just want to be prepared I'm a fookin rich gringo there so I was wondering if anyone knows where to get cyanide pills or something. I don't fear death at all but I do fear torture and I'd like to take the suicide pills then.

I'll pay with monero, of course.

>> No.50212618

>>50212606
Why would you want to go to South America?

>> No.50212717
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>>50212618
I'm bored, the woman are hot. the weather is nice. no polution. i like adventure not sitting in the basement ok. I went to Spain the entire winter last year and it was an AMAZING experience.


latina woman remind me of monero chan. also i got a date with a girl there we will do airbnb together.

>> No.50212834

>>50212717
Based. But wouldn't carrying a weapon be a more logical response than preparing suicide pills?

>> No.50212855

>>50212717
How rich are you to do this

>> No.50213021
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>>50212834
how the fuck am i gonna smuggle a weapon with me to south america from europe? >>50212834
obviously when im there i'll carry a huge kitchen knife in my backpack everywhere but... idk

>>50212855
i quit my job last year in the summer and im going to take another year off. you don't have to be very rich to do this at all. 1 year of good living in colombia costs 5000 euros. 1 month of AirBNB in thailand is 250 euros for a full appartment. just avoid tourist(sheep/normie) season.

>> No.50213036

>>50212834
the thing is. if i get kidnapped. i dont want to give up my crypto just take the suicide pill. if you understand.

i don't want to s

>> No.50213188

>>50213021
>how the fuck am i gonna smuggle a weapon with me to south america from europe?
You don't, you buy it there.

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50213231

>>50213188
then i'll have to go to thugs that might rob me.

>> No.50213425

>>50213231
If you have trusted friends/contacts you might be able to find someone safe to either buy from or act as an intermediary for you. Seems a lot better than taking the potential cyanide route.

>> No.50213683

>>50213425
i only know the girl im going to sexo there and maybe make my wife cause she's trad. I don't know any thugs. I don't know if I can ask her. the thing is if i get kidnapped and tortured and there is no way out i want to be able to have the suicide pill. I don't want to get tortured with acid and fire and cutts in the body, for weeks ok? I want to be prepared. you know what i'm not a stupid man i'll try synthesise my own suicide pills.

im sure nothign will happen ok but it gives me peace of mind. IM terrified of TORTURE. im not terrified of taking a bullet in the head.

>> No.50213790

>>50213683
>premarital sexo
>trad
Pick one

>> No.50214291

>>50213790
>> marrying(contract)
>> smart
pick one


the marriage is not the contract or wedding for the church. the marriage is spiritual. the marriage happens when you first have sexo with your wife

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>>50212717
>also i got a date with a girl there we will do airbnb together.

chad este el gringo rico vamos a torturarlo hasta que entregue sus llaves