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>> No.50189377 [DELETED] 
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how everyone's morning going?

>> No.50189382
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>>50189351
>that pic
What are your rootinest, tootinest cowboy stocks, /smg/?

>> No.50189383

g-d bless America.

>> No.50189386
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it's unironically over

>> No.50189385
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>> No.50189393
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Lean hogs and Dennys, it's all you need

>> No.50189399

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.50189407
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50189407

Powell… I’ll say it again. Make the call…

>> No.50189409

>>50189377
What is this?

>> No.50189416

WHY ARE CHINK STOCKS CRASHING I THOUGHT TARIFFS WERE LIFTED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.50189421
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50189421

Stocks.

>> No.50189426
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>> No.50189442
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>> No.50189443

Every fed meeting is bound to have high fear and a high vix

>> No.50189449

>>50189393
A 60/40 DENN/DNN portfolio is beating the traditional 60/40 I bet.

>> No.50189461
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50189461

i made £2347 on opening
>on my demo account

>> No.50189463

>>50189449
kek

>> No.50189462

>>50189426
I hate mr snibs so fuckjing much

>> No.50189464
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50189464

>it's not a pump
>it's not a dump
>it's just a gay crab wasting everyone's day again

>> No.50189471

>>50189416
Wasn't there some walkback where Biden's handlers were stopping him or he could only lift $10b worth or something?

>> No.50189472

im going off the rails on this crazy train

>> No.50189490

Why tf is SOXL green?

>> No.50189493

I'm going to go take a nap in my murphy bed.

>> No.50189496

I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thread

>> No.50189495
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50189495

I want $100 JPM.

>> No.50189497

>>50189382
bayhorse

>> No.50189516

>>50189490
I'll go red tomorrow or next week, then crab up and down and up and down again

>> No.50189522

>chip bill in congress
>removal of china tariffs
SOXL could see some green coming up.

>> No.50189530
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50189530

VET.TO NCIB starts today

>> No.50189532
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>DURR SPY HAD A TRIPLE TOP BULL MARKET BACK BROS

>> No.50189541
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>red open
>red volume > green volume
>ISM
>JOLTS
>FOMC
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS RIGHT?!

>> No.50189548

You would be wise to buy INTC at these prices. DIV is at 4% at these valuations.

>> No.50189551
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50189551

WTF SIGA!??!?!?

>> No.50189558
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lmao'ing at the absolute state of the euro right now, even though im a yuro

>> No.50189559

>>50189541
>you will never be in her slave harem
why live

>> No.50189564

Ignorant ass mumu
But I’m still bicycling and recycling
And I’m still taking gummy bear vitamins

>> No.50189568

>>50189551
>>50189551
siga holdres are all fucking homophobes

>> No.50189572

AAPL bros rise up

>> No.50189580
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>>50189497
Huh?
Soxl

>> No.50189584
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>>50189568
I am proudly homophobic if it means my gains are massive

>> No.50189586

>>50189568
We're homophiles, we love gay sex, we encourage poxy dick to anus contact and poxy anus to dick contact.

>> No.50189598

today I will buy 25k of XOM

>> No.50189602

>>50189572
Buying a shit load of 2023 way OTM puts for the inevitable consumer demand and chip collapse. EZ $

>> No.50189603

I don't think spy can make it above its 20 dma at 383.

>> No.50189609
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ngl this shit looks tenuous as fuck.

>> No.50189613
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50189613

>oil almost to 97

>> No.50189614

I have to hand it to euROPEan bros, the DAX, FTSE, etc. have bounced back reasonably well. It might not be ogre just yet

>> No.50189620

>>50189598
Soon to be $20k.

>> No.50189622

Ok this schizo shit can stop, just pick a direction

>> No.50189631

>>50189548
It's going to 0 retard.

>> No.50189632

>>50189584
>>50189586
FUCK SIGA cant believe this homophobe stock is pumping

>> No.50189649

>>50189620
Lmao. He’s implying xom will lose value and that you’ve made a bad investment. Fuck, financial humor is the best

>> No.50189652

can you oil traders pump a bit and give me a good entry point for shorting, please?

>> No.50189661
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50189661

YOU HAD 1 MONTH TO BUY SIGA
See you at $100

>> No.50189665

Rivian is gonna have a 15+% day
You heard it here first
Chink cars, rise

>> No.50189664
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5 minutes insiders already know

>> No.50189668

>>50189631
Source?

>> No.50189667

>Oil to 150
>Oil to 200
How does it feel that the commodity "supercycle" is officially over? Having achieved mere few percent... jesus christ this fuckin economy. The only commodity worth a damn was nat gas, but now it's all over commoditybros :(

>> No.50189670
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>A second case of monkepok reported in San Francisco has been tied to a recent Pride celebration in the city. Terry McSweeney reports.

Poxxyanus bros...

>> No.50189677

>>50189667
$65 a barrel soon (unironically)

>> No.50189679

Continue to spread diseases with my aids infested penis
Putting seeds inside of bitches give birth to retarded fetuses

>> No.50189682
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>SIGA

>> No.50189683
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>>50189668
It was revealed to me in a dream.

>> No.50189684
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SIGAs we short squeeeeezing

>> No.50189685

>>50189548
What's the likelihood that they cut their divvy

>> No.50189688
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okay /smg/, shill me your largest stock position

>> No.50189689
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50189689

>finally get my tyde
>5.56 average
huh

>> No.50189692
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>>50189670
Homosexualbros… we’ve been exposed.

>> No.50189695

America is falling and they won’t even let me have a little bread to take to the circus

>> No.50189696
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>>50189558
Welcome to the new currency war my friend... its just beginning.

>> No.50189713

>>50189688

SPY
long

>> No.50189717
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>>50189558
>>50189696
Euro dump is back on.

>> No.50189719

>>50189688
MNTS. They're a space company, launched 2 satellites already but got setbacks due to a 3rd party dogshit solar panel. They are expecting to be cashflow positive by 2023.

>> No.50189732
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GDX stop being gay pls

>> No.50189734

good morning gentlefrens

>> No.50189735
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50189735

J U S T
U
S
T

>> No.50189747

i bought agri REITS

>> No.50189756

WTFWT???????????//

>> No.50189758
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>>50189732
Kek

>> No.50189761
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Show me euro parity today.

>> No.50189763
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Oil bros, it is conclusively, definitively, decisively, and finally, over.

>> No.50189769

>>50189732
Sorry. Gold, like oil (ticker: OIL), is priced in dollars and there's a dollar shortage right now.

>> No.50189776

>>50189756
Oh. ISM services employment index
*yawn*

>> No.50189792

Tesla defends $600 so fucking well

>> No.50189793
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50189793

wtf is GOLD doing?

>> No.50189795
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>>50188271
This guy macros. Very important post, anon.

>>50188788
>>50188947
>>50189393
kek

>> No.50189804
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FUCK YOU POWELL

>> No.50189809
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>economic numbers are good
>thus everything red
>because the fed will "have to" raise rates further to cause a recession

>> No.50189815
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So random jobs numbers materially impact the tens of billions in sales that companies like NVDA and AMD make every year, got it. Totally makes sense to dump all stocks all across the board on that. Fucking garbage.

>> No.50189817

ISM
-prices going down
-employment is contracting
JOLTS
-still plenty of job openings

A little mixed. Dollar bid. 10y selling off hard.

>> No.50189824

>>50189756
Extremely bearish JOLTS. We need about 11 open jobs for Powell to pivot.

>> No.50189836

>>50189815
based nothing makes sense shitposter

>> No.50189841
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>This currency, often claimed to be trash and the worst thing you can hold, is the most desirable commodity in the world

>> No.50189845
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Gay

>> No.50189852

>>50189688
LAND
it lets you own farmland without living on one and pays divvies

>> No.50189857
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>>50189815
I dropped those piece of shit AMD and NVDA last week.

>Sent from my 3700x and 3060ti

>> No.50189863

>>50189817
Does bonds yields falling mean we are exiting bear market?

>> No.50189866

>>50189817
Mortgages big miss. Down 5%.

>> No.50189872

MUH FUCKIN WHEAT

>> No.50189873

this wouldn't happen if we had a more diverse federal reserve, it's yt's fault

>> No.50189874

>>50189719
>>50189688
33% land, 33% space. But where do I get ocean exposure in my portfolio?

>> No.50189879

So we are officially in stagflation, noice

>> No.50189881
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BUDDY LOOK AT SIGA COMPUTER

>> No.50189880

>>50189866
actually good news

>> No.50189895

>>50189824
based and bullish

>> No.50189897

Lmao is this not the most obvious manipulation by central banks to crater commodities in effort to reduce inflation

>> No.50189907
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>>50189874

>> No.50189909

>>50189874
Meant for >>50189852 as well.

>> No.50189914

SIGA bros I'm going to have a heart attack

>> No.50189923
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IT'S GONNA CRABBBBB

>> No.50189926

>>50189881
BUTT
SEX

>> No.50189931

>>50189897
Uhhhh we can just feed the poors wheat futures retard

>> No.50189933
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>>50189923
Good.

>> No.50189934
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50189934

>SIGA?

SIGA!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.50189939
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50189939

i cant believe the USD is so strong what the FUCK

>> No.50189941

>>50189880
Mortgages down + job openings up still means rape hikes cumming. they will continue until unemployment gives out because fuck you being able to negotiate a wage.

>> No.50189944
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50189944

When I first got into stocks and even before, I always heard people express extreme hatred for "muh Fed" and I thought it was just some funny schizo shit. But now.. I understand it completely. The Fed literally controls the stock market completely. They decide if it's a bull market, bear market, crab, kangaroo, whoever. They are the kingmaker and it's unlikely they have the common man's interests at heart. My eyes are open

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50189945

>>50189817
>>50189824
>>50189541
>On the last business day of May, the number and rate of job openings decreased to 11.3 million
(-427,000) and 6.9 percent, respectively. The largest decreases in job openings were in professional and
business services (-325,000), durable goods manufacturing (-138,000), and nondurable goods
manufacturing (-70,000). (See table 1.)
Fake job openings to further muh labor shortage meme disappearing.
Seems to me that the job market is healing.
The USA is at full employment anyway.
Check pick related for reference.
>In May, the number of hires was little changed at 6.5 million. The hires rate was unchanged at 4.3
percent. Hires decreased in finance and insurance (-40,000). (See table 2.)
Full employment.
Again, picrelated.

>> No.50189950
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>burger hours
>oil dumps
Burgers market manipulations at its finest

>> No.50189957

>>50189923
That would be better if there were a bunch of little crabs (stylized or otherwise) in the tornado

>> No.50189960

>>50189945
wtf what shitty as formatting are they using in their press release?

>> No.50189964

anime is gay

>> No.50189969
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>>50189950
stop being antisemitic

>> No.50189970

>XBI +30% since mid-June

>> No.50189971

Siga-Soxl-Labu-rivn gay alliance a-go
Can't be a gaymer without medication while being driven in a sterilized pussy mobile

>> No.50189973
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50189973

labu shill here. they laughed. now they cry.

>> No.50189983

>>50189939
It's an awesome product.
People want it at all cost.

>> No.50189989

DIP: bought
meds: not taken
oil: dumping back to normal

yeah I"m thinking its recovery time

>> No.50190000

>>50189950
You can help prop up the price: https://www2.spr.doe.gov/offer/Welcome.do

>> No.50190001

>>50189939
People love green money.

>> No.50190010

WASSA WASSA WASSA WASSA WASSA WASSA WASSA WASSA WASSA WASSA WASSA WASSA WASSA WASSA WASSA WASSA WASSA WASSA WASSA WASSA WASSA WASUPPPP ESSSS EMMMM GEEE

>> No.50190019

>>50189989
We are headed straight from hyper inflation to depression

>> No.50190025

>>50190001
>>50189939
The decision to not turn it into multicolored monopoly money protects the magic

>> No.50190027
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50190027

>>50189934

>> No.50190031
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50190031

Buy:
> XBI / LABU
> X
> CCXI

Sell:
>Gay buttsex

>> No.50190032

>>50190019
Hope so.

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>>50189969
No.

>> No.50190039

>>50189677
Feels good doesn't it? Fuck, oil is the only commodity I haven't sold and now I'm being raped because of it. Oh well, gonna buy at 65 and hold for another four-eight years

>> No.50190053
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my puts are about to expire just like my life, out of money and worthless

>> No.50190058

Very cool market movement

>> No.50190061

My SIGA shorts….

>> No.50190065
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>>50189939
>>50189841
It's hilarious considering all the doom and gloom about "m-muh fiat money, it's all worthless paper, shitcoin will replace it and go to the moon"
They don't understand what truly backs up the dollar.

>> No.50190073

Mid cap bros, I don't think we're gonna make it

>> No.50190075
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50190075

Here comes the Boomer 401k sell off
Little do they know that young racists support gaybuttsex and vidya
Little do they know how hard they fucked up, these overgrown children

>> No.50190076

>>50189989
>oil: dumping back to normal
~$85 then the slow grind up to fair value starts

>> No.50190085

>>50189631
Imagine actually thinking the us government will allow Intel to go to 0 lmao. Keep your dumbass takes to yourself

>> No.50190092
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50190092

>market goes up in a straight line yesterday
>market goes right in a straight line today

>> No.50190093

>9%
sorry i doubted you bum lovers

>> No.50190096

>>50189934
SIGA SIGA SIGAAAA CHUUUUU

>> No.50190102

Can someone check on bobo?

>> No.50190114

>>50190092
A win's a win I guess. Who is this bootleg Gwyneth Paltrow?

>> No.50190118
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50190118

What the absolute fuck is with oil? Nothing fucking changed over the weekend, and we just had a huge driving holiday ffs.
Although it could be the dip before the big pump.

>> No.50190125
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SIGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50190126

>XBI goes up again
very cool
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN

>> No.50190128
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50190128

Uber chads we buying at $15 fr fr.

>> No.50190144
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50190144

SIGA NIGGAS, WE UP OUTTA HERE

>> No.50190146

>>50189950
EST

>> No.50190148

>>50190128
have you used the product lately or talked to drivers?

>> No.50190149
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>>50190118
Baggie top kek.

>> No.50190157
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50190157

Bavarian Nordic

>> No.50190158

>>50190148
Not in my life. I’d rather die.

>> No.50190162

>>50190053
We told you not to get involved in that

>> No.50190169
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>>50190148
>Expecting /smg/ to do any IRL due diligence

>> No.50190172
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>>50189631
The sheer delusion of permabears is worse than the gayest permabull

>> No.50190181
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here's your stock market bro

>> No.50190184

>>50190162
>hold tech shit
>buy bearish hedges
>tech shit goes down
>also bear hedges go down
fun!

>> No.50190190
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>+.15
>-.13
>+.16
>-.10
>+.12
>-.12

FFFFFFUCK

>> No.50190194
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50190194

WHO is still selling?

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>>50190144
HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING I LOVE GAY SEX

>> No.50190202
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50190202

why the fuck is wheat falling?

theres going to be huge shortages in a few months reeeeeeeeeee

>> No.50190204

Guys.....
I'm sorry, but I just decided to fomo into bullish mode

>> No.50190211

can a fren with cboe data please provide the current bid/ask for option
>ticker HYG; 0805 expiry; $68 put
please

>> No.50190213
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50190213

USOIL

>> No.50190218

>>50190204
recession is cancelled

>> No.50190223
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>>50189351
I'm buying up TQQQ
It's on sale boys

>> No.50190226

>>50190169
ah, right. yeah i just never buy companies i don't use or have some hands on experience with. and uber absolutely sucks, until they turn that around it's doomed. drivers hate it, can't make money anymore, it's essentially a cab at this point (like in terms of driver quality, none of them speak english, etc). less people using it because it got so expensive.

>> No.50190229

>>50190181
Yeah it's going down alright

>> No.50190234

>>50190202
>theres going to be huge shortages in a few months
calm down
there won't be

>> No.50190243

>>50190169
Crackas told me it’s insider trading that’s y, there’s been times where I’ve heard shit at my work (we host their business parties) from Pfizer, Goldman Sachs, JPM etc that came into fruition but I didn’t know if I could act on it.

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>its another return to normal volatility day

>> No.50190257

Meme shit is all pumping while value stocks crater KEK

>> No.50190260
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>>50190144
>>50190200
WTFWT

>> No.50190261

Just sold my oil and getting back into crypto, fuck this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr4yft1CQ_A&t=6s

>> No.50190267

>>50190031
Labu bought - 300 shares. Tinny stack but I'm proud of it

>> No.50190276
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>>50190211

>> No.50190279
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50190279

Why isn't soxl pumping too, alongside rivn and siga
Don't electric cars need a shitton of seminiggucters
Don't gay dialysis machines need chips
Fucking boomers/xers/millenials have no grasp on reality

>> No.50190282

>>50190202
Because no-one needs wheat bro, demand destruction bro, because production exceeds demands bro, haha bro. Come on bro, it's kind of obvious isn't it?
The shortage is obviously fake. There's plenty of food. The Ukraine Crisis was completely overblown and now it is settling in

>> No.50190289
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50190289

HAVE (gay)SEX HAVE (gay)SEX
POOP MY PANTS THE ANSWER'S YES
POOP MY TENT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBp6exx2kZM

>> No.50190292

>>50190202
Russia sucked at war and now wheat going to get exported out of Ukraine.

>> No.50190298

>>50190261
>just sold something that people are actually using and bought something that has been dying out for 4 years
Based

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>>50190226
It's my HD thesis for sure. I've been going there as long as I remember and it's always slammed. Like the only time I've ever seen it not busy is on a Saturday night when I had a specialty bulb burn out and went there to replace it.

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>>50190276
thank you very much, fren
much appreciated

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>>50190200

FUCK BEING STRAIGHT ME N ALL MY NIGGAS GAY

>> No.50190326

>>50190261
I hope you stay there. Crypto fags are the worst.

>> No.50190328

oil tapped the daily 200

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50190345

The judes are not happy about their SIGA shorts. Get ready for shenanigans my fellow SIGAs.

>> No.50190349

When's the economic news coming out? What does /biz/ expect?

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50190350

I'm losing money

>> No.50190353

This is your gentle reminder to buy QYLD at least bi-monthly and set to DRIP

>> No.50190354

Death to big tech
Death to hedge funds
Death to Blackrock
May it all go to 0

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>>50190202
There’s going to be a V shaped recovery wheat bro I can feel it

>> No.50190359

>>50190306
You're saying HD seems still okay now? I don't go enough to comment. Last time I was there it was busy and they had a lot of inventory.

>> No.50190369

It’s obviously the bank and the fed doing this they are smashing commodities into the dirt because it’s the only way they can stop a full scale revolt

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I can't fucking stand days like this where the market "waits" for some sort of information to be released before violently reacting. Everyone knows that Big Money has all the information ahead of time, what's the fucking point of playing this game where everything crabs until literally the second the information is released??

Also how the fuck are semiconductor tickers doing SO BADLY throughout all of this shit? Is there a lot of short interest or something? It just makes no fucking sense to me. Inb4 "they were only up because of Fed money!!1!!" yeah okay what about the tens of billions of dollars they make from, y'know, selling useful products?

>> No.50190374

>>50190328
More like blew past it lol

90 EOD

>> No.50190378

>>50190345
>sheikhy baby

>> No.50190384

>>50190369
chicken breast needs to go back to 2.7$ instead of being $4 like wtf it has parity to the price of poor beef cuts.

>> No.50190394

SCO bros get in here!!!!

>> No.50190407

>>50190384
I just paid £4 for some prawns

>> No.50190410

>>50189530
>VET.TO
>(-7.54%)
o o f

>> No.50190411

>>50190359
Well, they're trading at values observed in q3 2020. Plus, I go to multiple locations and they're always busy and don't look bare. But, I live in a high economic activity globohomo shithole. So ymmv

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50190413

It's over. Stocks will only go up then down then sideways.

>> No.50190417

>>50190053
That's what you get for betting against the fed.
Did you not learn from the last crash?

>> No.50190423

>>50190384
You will eat zeh bugs.

>> No.50190426
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USAC bros...

>> No.50190430

>>50190373
they do it to humiliate you

>> No.50190431

>>50190354
Time for ur meds, Jimmy

>> No.50190434

This Friday will be bloody bros

>> No.50190441

>>50189763
Biden managed to make the price fall by telling those greedy gas stations to charge less. Best President since Kennedy

>> No.50190445

>>50190118
There is always deflation before hyperinflation. Every time in history.

>> No.50190448

SIGA homophones...

>> No.50190450

go green mr tusk

>> No.50190456

Watch rivn go up by 4 dollars in a single 15 min candle
You've been warned
Gaybuttsex and prissy mobiles go hand-in-hand

>> No.50190463
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50190463

What buy, I have 1k left.
I got me some MNTS (to not confused with MNST like my fucking self)
I put an eye on oil, which is a good one? XOM, USO?
No, I'm not buying butt sex

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>>50190373
i'm beginning to think you understand exactly why various things are happening and then you pretend it doesn't make sense to get (you)'s

>> No.50190468

WHEN TF ARE THE FED MINUTES?!?!

>> No.50190470

DO NOT REDEEM

>> No.50190484

>>50190411
one thing to watch is that building slow downs take some lag. like projects that are already started will finish, but new ones might not start as much. just something to think about.

>> No.50190488

>>50190373
in Germany we call it
>Sommerloch
(meaning: "void of summer" / literal translation: "hole of summer")
I just found out that the concept seems to be known in other parts of the world too
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silly_season

Everybody is planing their holiday.
Not much action for quite some time...

>> No.50190489

>>50190468
2:00pm EST
3 hours and 26 minutes from now

>> No.50190490

>>50190426
it's alright
it's gonna be alright
if you're nervous, roll your calls to august

>> No.50190491

>>50189897

Hate to be a Schizo but I agree 100%

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>>50190463
>No, I'm not buying butt sex
Your loss.

>> No.50190497

>>50190350
Sup mama

>> No.50190528
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50190528

GAY SEX

>> No.50190537

What are your current short positions /smg/?

>> No.50190540

I can't believe the gay sex bros won in the end

>> No.50190552

>>50190537
Not short but i'm holding UVXY at an average of 14.00 a share. I should have sold when it peaked yesterday I think.

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>>50190540
Bro we haven't even got started...

>> No.50190559

>>50190537
sold a couple 7/8 $390 SPY calls to pay for groceries

>> No.50190562

>>50190410
Share buybacks on the cheap

>> No.50190569

Gay sex posters need to be purged. Stop spamming your shill shit here.

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>>50190448
you bought @ 14.42 didn't you

>> No.50190588

SIGA is going to $200 by 2024. Simple as.

>> No.50190595

>>50190490
I sold my July calls on the last pump and am only in August calls now

>> No.50190596

>>50189950
ange...

>> No.50190604

SIGA bros theme
https://youtu.be/TQ04gPb4LlY
need more gay music
>tecovirimat
>tecovirimat
>tecovirimat

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>>50190569
You’re right we should just talk about SOXL and Oil forever.

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>>50190569
Getting mad because your puts are going to zero
Emotionally getting attached to trades is infinitely more gay and pathetic than literal buttsex, lmfao

>> No.50190620

>>50190606
Talk more about STLA

>> No.50190631

Bro like 90% of stocks are getting destroyed today wtf

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>>50190604

>> No.50190642
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>>50190606
Oil is the fuel of the economy.
He who controls the oil, controls the world.

>> No.50190644

>>50190559
you're some brave motherfucker

>> No.50190645

/smg/ siga market general

>> No.50190656

>>50190631
This is when you buy, retard
Stocks are on clearance today :)
Let me guess, you're going to wait until they raise in price by 8%

>> No.50190665

>>50190631
Hasn’t that been the theme for a month now?

>> No.50190670

>>50190656
Lolll imagine the bags

>> No.50190673

>>50190656
you can buy deez nutz faggot

>> No.50190675

GAYSEX WILL NEVER BE DEAD HOMOPHOBES LFG SISTERS

>> No.50190677

bonds are tanking. You know what that means, right?

>> No.50190679

>Oil supply is in a huge deficit
>gas prices high because of low supply high demand
>FED and PPT obliterate the commodity crunch
>gas prices fall
>even more demand now that gas is cheap
>still in an oil deficit

This so bullish it’s incredible

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50190680

>there are people bearish on this chart
Lol. Lmao, even.

>> No.50190682

YO NIGGA
I BE INVESTING IN SIGGA
IF YOU DIDNT PULL THE TRIGGA
THEN YOUS A BITCH ASS NIGGA
AND YOU NEED TO LIGGA
MY BALL SACK
YO SHITS WHACK
HOLLA

>> No.50190683

>>50190642
you can fuel the economy with coal, gas, nuclear, hydrogen and a fuckton of other resources as well

>> No.50190686
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>crab
FUCKING SHIT

>> No.50190693

>>50190656
Catch the knife friend.

>> No.50190699

>>50190679
I got a million barrels a day that disagree. At least through October.

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gaysexsisters, i'm taking some profits today

>> No.50190708
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50190708

forgot my pic

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>>50190679
I've been buying every dip.

>> No.50190712

>>50190683

>he doesn’t drive a nuclear powered lambo

NGMI

>> No.50190721

>>50190683
You can’t, unless you suddenly make loads of electric/hydrogen diggers and trucks. The world runs on diesel

>> No.50190720

>>50190712
hydrogen buddy
look up toyota mirai

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>>50190701
>bonk
Retard

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>>50190693
YoU mEaN like tHiS?

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50190733

Oil fags tend to forget (or the really retarded jews, I mean) that were dependent on oil due to I'll-placed fears of nuclear created by decades of Boomer propaganda/fake news
You fucks will learn

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>OIL
holy shit hahhaa

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>>50190537
DRV because I still think it's going down even if the fed only raises the interest by 50 bp. I've been so wrong before.
>but this time I'll be right, you'll see!

>> No.50190755
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50190755

when did Mannarino go all in on commodities? was it the top?

>> No.50190760

>>50190737
$65 per barrel by year end
Russia may as well pack up tb.h

>> No.50190763

anyone else gonna slurp some oil when it hits $65?

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50190769

>>50189386
i know

>> No.50190772

>>50190737
>>50190733
>>50190683
>>50190670
>>50190261
>>50189613
>>50189667

bottom signal. Thanks just bought 120 more EOG

>> No.50190785

>>50190755
He didn't factor in the manipulation by ((them))

>> No.50190788
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50190788

Who made this?

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>>50190772
lol

>> No.50190798

>>50190769
>goldberg

>> No.50190802

>>50190745
* I still think real estate is going down.

>> No.50190816

>>50190755
his videos have become meaningless meanderings.
also it seems that he isn't doing too good physically and mentally.
well, he took a pretty big haircut to his net worth.
wouldn't be surprised if he reduces his video output to only one video monday to friday.

>> No.50190820

>Lower lows, lower highs on the Euro
Uh oh...

>> No.50190822

>>50190769
>by Goldberg

>> No.50190825

>>50190755
Yep lollll

>> No.50190841

>>50190760
>$65
too low in by my guesstimation

>> No.50190843

>>50190755
my favorite schizo, may god bless his soul

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>>50190822
>>50190798
Behold I am the great manipulator

>> No.50190851
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50190851

>this is fine

>> No.50190855

>>50190820
>yen shitting the bed
>euro shitting the bad
>rupee shitting the bed
hows the renmimbi doing btw?

>> No.50190859
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50190859

Tell Mannerino to get in GaySex (ticker: SIGA)

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>>50190843

>> No.50190862

>>50190537
LONG SCO
Short options:
SPX 7/7 3670p
GC strangles 1900c/1680p 7/7, 1875c/1600p 7/13
VT 8/19 80p
CBOE 7/15 98p
ZIM 10/21/22 45p (rolling this mf for awhile now)

>> No.50190876

Is anyone planning on baking sum bread?

>> No.50190882

>>50190876
Fresh:
>>50190501
>>50190501
>>50190501

>> No.50190884

>>50190763
My family has been buying oil for 4 generations
I'm keeping my eye on some oil cheapies
I'm about to change social classes

>> No.50190892

>>50190876
yes, i have a poolish (pre-ferment) going right now

>> No.50190893

>>50190882
dont get bamboozled

>> No.50190894

>>50190851
looking forward to seeing what cope yuropoors will have when the government starts cutting all their social programs.

>> No.50190895

>>50190876
It's too early
Even at 30p,its too fucking early, you twat
(1pbtid)

>> No.50190897

>>50190851
Everyone thinks they're the US in the 40s, able to just inflate away their debt without a problem.

Problem is no one is the US in the 40s.

>>50190855
Apparently extremely stable. Still rangebound right around 6.7.

>> No.50190904

>>50190882
no.

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>>50190882
almost got me

>> No.50190911

>>50190896
>>50190896
>>50190896
new
>>50190896
>>50190896
>>50190896
new

>> No.50190923

>>50190862
these are some "high rolling" positions
you in the "two comma club", anon?

>> No.50190960

>>50190882
Kill yourself.

>> No.50190984

>>50190701
lmao surprised it took this long to see this gif here.

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>>50190848
maybe some of the zoomers are alright... no cap

>> No.50191052

>>50190848
>Goldberg approved

>> No.50191218
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50191218

>>50190984
we haven’t been gay for very long, we are still learning, still growing, becoming increasingly more gay, day by day

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>>50190677
Big money going back into Debt/Dollars and/or Equities to escape the crap rates of our "safe havens" in Bonds/Treasuries.