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[Anonymous No.50161947]

DUDE JUST SIT IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER FOR 4 YEARS STRAIGHT RESEARCHING THEN GET OUTPERFORMED BY 18 YEAR OLD DOGCOIN TRADERS DUDE JUST RESEARCH NODES STAKING TVL RSI DAPPS NFTS DEX'S RUGPULLS YIELD FARMING GAMEFI GAS SOLIDITY ERC-20 STABLECOINS ORACLES ICOS SHARDING SMART CONTRACTS COMPOUND SCALABILITY PRESALES FORKS AIRDROPS PROTOCOLS TOKENOMICS DAOS LIQUIDITY PARTNERSHIPS L2 ETHEREUM AVALNCHE SOLANA TERRA CRONOS POLYGON COSMOS NEAR TRON XRP BSC FANTOM ICP HEDERA UNISWAP AND 500 OTHER COINS 24/7 AND THEN YOU MIGHT MAKE IT IN 4 YEARS DUDE JUST WATCH THE LINE GO UP AND DOWN ALL DAY LONG AND MANAGE TO NOT GO CRAZY AND BUY WHEN THE LINE IS LOW AND SELL WHEN THE LINE IS UP DUDE JUST DAYTRADE AND MAKE 1% A DAY DUDE JUST LEARN MOVING AVERAGE MACD RSI CCI STOCHIASTIC BOLLINGER BANDS SUPER TREND WILLIAM'S %R VOLUME EMA OPEN INTEREST VWAP TWAP BRAP FIBONACCI RETRACEMENT ADI CORRELATION COEFFICIENT MONEY FLOW INDEX ACCULUMATION DISTRIBUTION DUDE JUST DONT GET HACKED AND JUST USE 100X LEVERAGE THEN IT ONLY HAS TO GO UP 1% TO DOUBLE YOUR MONEY DUDE JUST BROWSE /BIZ/ ALL DAY LONG AND MANAGE TO NOT GO CRAZY GOING THROUGH 100,000 PEPE WOJAK BOBO MUMU AND SNIB POSTS TO GET THAT 1 RARE GEM POST THAT MIGHT GIVE YOU A 5X RETURN IF YOU BUY AT THE RIGHT TIME NOW DUDE JUST BUY SONIC ETHER OBAMA HARRY POTTER 100 DOGE CUNT COCK BUTT COIN EARLY AND WAIT FOR THAT 100,000X DUDE JUST PUT ALL OF YOUR MONEY INTO A YIELD FARM AND MAKE 40% A YEAR ON A COIN THAT DEPRECEATES 80% IN VALUE A YEAR DUDE JUST BUY BITCOIN AND HOPE THAT IT WILL BECOME THE WORLD RESERVE CURRENCY IN LIKE 40 YEARS DUDE JUST BUY THE HYPERLINK TO A FUNNY PICTURE OF A MONKEY FOR HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AND RESELL IT TO SOMEONE ELSE FOR A HIGHER PRICE

DUDE JUST TRADE CRYPTO LMAO

[Anonymous No.50161963]

>>50161947
its a retarded clown world, thats why you need lunc

[Anonymous No.50162002]

damn this copypasta actually has some effort put into it, impressive

[Anonymous No.50162034]

>>50161947
I learned meme coins is the way to go with clown world so dogbat is my retirement ticket. Adapt or get left behind. I also could have made it already from bluechips in 2018, but fell for the scalping meme and fucked myself good

[Anonymous No.50162252]

>>50161947
This is actually really informative, thanks

[Anonymous No.50162288]

chuckled

[Anonymous No.50162470]

>>50161947
thats literally what I did, researched all that stuff and made it.

[Anonymous No.50162675]

>>50161947
unironically find a new hustle. crypto is over. normies arrived. the easy moneys been made.

[Anonymous No.50162796]

>>50162675
This, you missed your chance. Regulation will soon end the "get rich quick" era of crypto.

[Anonymous No.50162862]

>>50161947
aaaand SCENE

[Anonymous No.50163599]

>>50161947
>didnt mention mining bitcoin itself or ethereum
>didnt mention compounding interest with staking
>didn't mention premining
>no ICOs
>0 mention of crypto youtubers
>didnt explicitly use the term technical analysis
>no mention of astrology or scrying
>forgets that elon musk can pump any given shitcoin with just a simple tweet
>or dump it with an SNL appereance

honestly i love the energy of the post, but the formatting and the overall depth on the subject matter left alot to be desired. it's unforunate but even the shitposting quality has spiraled downwards lately on this board, i can't say im surprised but just a little disappointed because this had really big potential. it was just kind of alright for me dawg

[Anonymous No.50163613]

>>50161947
Tldr

[Anonymous No.50163620]

>>50161947
Back to basics.
FreedomCoin.

[Anonymous No.50163653]

>>50162675
You're literally the normie, retard. You pussies always run away at bear market lows and come back when the bullrun is half over

[Anonymous No.50163654]

>>50161947
*munch munch munch*

[Anonymous No.50165186]

Top kek

Hopefully the late normies stick around and research the tech and then the actual good projects will pump

[Anonymous No.50165255]

>>50161947
I hate that the JUST'ed guy was turned into the coomer by normies.

[Anonymous No.50165279]

>>50163599
up yours, nigger

[Anonymous No.50165603]

>>50161963
"you need lunc" is the new "you need jesus"
and it s just as based

[Anonymous No.50165626]

>>50161947
This is unironically best meme

[Anonymous No.50165631]

>>50161947
nice post will make sure to repost it non stop until it ends up on a funny reddit page thank you

[Anonymous No.50165693]

>>50161947
>GET OUTPERFORMED BY 18 YEAR OLD DOGCOIN TRADERS
most of these retards gambled and lost

[Anonymous No.50166240]

>>50161947
>DUDE JUST POST WALLS OF TEXT TO 4CHAN. JUST FISH FOR (YOU)S TO GET THAT MUCH NEEDED DOPAMINE HIT AFTER THAT POST FAP REMORSE. DON'T EVEN READ THE REPLIES PROPERLY. JUST GET THE FUCKING (YOU)S DUDE IT'S THAT EASY. SELF IMPROVEMENT OF ANY KIND IS A SCAM DUDE. WHY TRY TO BETTER YOURSELF OR YOUR SITUATION WHEN YOU CAN JUST POST WALLS OF TEXT TO STRANGERS. PEOPLE SHOULD BE AWARE OF HOW TERRIBLE YOUR LIFE IS AND JUST HOW MUCH OF A MISERABLE FAILURE YOU ARE. WHATEVER HAPPENS JUST KEEP POSTING THE SAME MESSAGE DUDE. JUST HAVE A COLLECTION OF SHIT YOU CAN PASTE INTO THE THREAD AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT. REMEMBER THAT NOTHING IS YOUR FAULT. EVER. NEVER STOP PASTING TEXT. NOTHING COMES CLOSE TO THE ADRENALINE RUSH THAT COMES WITH SAYING LOOK MOM I PASTED IT AGAIN WHILE THE (YOU)S COME STREAMING IN AS YOU MUNCH ON SOME HOT POCKETS. NEVER ALTER ANY OF YOUR PASTAS DUDE. JUST POST THE SAME STALE PASTA EVERY SINGLE DAY. THEN JUST GO TO THE COPY PASTA SUBREDDIT TO FIND SOME MORE. KEEP POSTING IT UNTIL YOU START TO GET WARNED. THAT WILL GIVE YOU A HUGE FUCKING RUSH THAT YOUR PASTA SPAM MIGHT HAVE BOTHERED SOMEBODY ENOUGH TO REPORT IT. MAYBE YOU'LL GET BANNED AND HAVE TO RESET THE ROUTER. HOLY SHIT I'M DIAMONDS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. THEN KEEP GOING UNTIL YOU GET RANGE BANNED DUDE. IT'S THAT FUCKING EASY. ITS EASIER THAN FINDING GOOD TRANNY PORN. JUST DO IT. YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING LOVE IT DUDE. IT'S BETTER THAN SEX. NO I HAVEN'T HAD SEX BUT WHY WOULD I NEED TO WHEN THE CLIPBOARD IS RIGHT HERE DUDE. OH FUCK I THINK I'M GONNA PASTE IT AGAIN. OH SHIT. OH SHIT. HERE I GO.

[Anonymous No.50168510]

>DUDE JUST SIT IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER FOR 4 YEARS STRAIGHT RESEARCHING THEN GET OUTPERFORMED BY 18 YEAR OLD DOGCOIN TRADERS DUDE
Cope, VINU DOGE pair trading chads (me!) stay winning while (You) stay LOSING!
>(L)
>O
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>I
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>!

Disclaimer: I did (not) read the rest of your post.

[Anonymous No.50168718]

>>50161947
I fucking hate you OP- why do you post this dumb shit everyday? I’d like to kick you directly in the balls, you disgusting little mall shooter

[Anonymous No.50169047]

>>50163620
this guy fucks

[Anonymous No.50170666]

>>50166240
bzzzzzzzzz

[Anonymous No.50170762]

>>50161947
>DOGCOIN TRADERS DUDE
Yes, actually, they're the market movers unlike whatever turd stock options you picked.

[Anonymous No.50170772]

>>50162034
>dogbat
You're a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.50170817]

>>50163653
Protip, 99.99 percent of the time someone is bragging on here, they're wrong.
NEETs and JIDF are all that post on this shit hole.

[Anonymous No.50170842]

>>50165255
Anything other then the original poster idea of wojack is a normie meme.
Wojack was supposed to be about a certain feeling, but now normies have to self insert to make themselves feel cool, alot of half and quarter kikes tend to do this with Manga and anime but this shit hole? Lmao.
Peak pathetic.

[Anonymous No.50170877]

>>50168718
>you disgusting little mall shooter
Just say Jewish.

[Anonymous No.50171012]

>>50161947
>tldr

bussin

[Anonymous No.50171258]

>>50161947
dude just wage slave for 70 years its easy

[Anonymous No.50171276]

>>50161947
just hodl Bitcoin, noob

[Anonymous No.50173813]

>>50165603
shut the fuck up normalfag

[Anonymous No.50174243]

>>50161947
Did you know that in terms of metaverse logic, Lovelace has had the most collaborations and sponsorships of any project before, currently being considered by Meta to work with them and developing their own P2E game known as Adanimals?