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50150757 No.50150757 [Reply] [Original]

I just had imaginary sex with an anime girl.

>> No.50150824

too bad you knocked her up, pay alimony to this address 0x729fa4927ea4957NIGGERS24ffea48a35fbc

>> No.50150862

>>50150757
did she do that weird jav squealing like the girl's a pig and yer slaughterin er?
thats what's been stopping me from imaginary fucking anime girls, personally.

>> No.50150912
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>>50150757
based.
I cuddled with a girl during a lucid dream last night

>> No.50150920

>>50150824
kys

>> No.50151043

>>50150912
Never had a lucid dream. Wouldn't you want to sleep forever if you could do anything there?

>> No.50151062

>>50151043
I do. I hate waking up

>> No.50151066

>>50151043
you cant spend too long in there or the astral demons will rape you

>> No.50151117

>>50150757
Are you married? You know that premarital sex is degenerate right?

>> No.50151647

>>50150912
>>50151043
>>50151066
>>50151062
>>50150757
>>50150757
meds

>> No.50151695
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>>50150920
you failed the test

>> No.50151699

>>50151066
This is true unfortunately. Makes me wonder if all those dream rapes weren’t someone else’s nightmare.

>> No.50151759

>>50151647
>he hasn't lucid dreamed

>> No.50153677

I had an unpleasant encounter with a homeless guy in my dream this night
I was looking for my jacket and found it next to his tent. He didn't believe me it was mine and asked me what was in the pockets (I didn't remember). I didn't want to argue with him cause he looked like a drug addict and might stab me or something

>> No.50153706

>>50151066
>astral demons
e/x/plain anon

>> No.50154418

>>50150912
Chad

>> No.50156101

>>50153706
when you sleep, your soul moves around the astral plane but is still attached to your body with a "silver cord". If you try to control it directly and wander too far or for too long the silver cord becomes thinner and weaker, eventually you'll attract the attention of astral entities that see you as a prey, sever the silver cord, detaching you from your body and taking control of it.

>> No.50156127

>>50150757
big booba or small booba?

>> No.50156969
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>>50150757
I just had real sex with an anime girl

>> No.50156994

>>50150757
good for you anon!, now dumo all your crypto.

>> No.50157019

>>50150757
based

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>>50150912
Please tell me how to do this, I desperately need it.

>> No.50157050

>>50156101
This does not exist. Please take your meds.

>> No.50157145

I am a 61 year old woman with torpedo tits

>> No.50157185

>>50150757
I created and entire fantasy world in my head that I go to when I sleep.

>> No.50157211

i rapped a jogger IRL last night

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>>50150757
is the anime girl...
>pic related

>> No.50159218

>>50157050
>he doesn't know