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Why won’t the US government release the Strategic Cheese Reserve? What is the purpose of hoarding so much cheese?

>> No.50082659

you can't handle the truth, so best for you to stop asking

>> No.50082665

Because they want to keep paying farmers to do nothing and don't want hungry and dumb people to eat for free

>> No.50082672

>>50082641
something something leebait

>> No.50082678
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>>50082641
There is as much cheese stockpiled as there is gold in Fort Knox.

>> No.50082690

lactose intolerants are cucked by the chad cheese reserve

>> No.50082694

>>50082641
If I print infinite fiat you KNOW I'm buying some cheese

>> No.50082695

WhyDoYouWantSoMuchCheese.jpg

>> No.50082696

>>50082678
So zero?

>> No.50082758

>>50082641
>flour and water and yeasts and you got the dough
>some tomato soup and pepperoni with cheeze on top
Bake it and you can eat.
>macaroni and onion and some pig fat
>cook macaroni on boiling water and fry the finely chopped onions in pig fat and then mix it all up with cheese and bake
Another easy unhealthy but a meal full of energy and fats.
That will make your belly full a d you will be happy.

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>>50082696
Correct.

>> No.50082844

>>50082641
For the highest of society to partake in such frivolous joy of life while the cattle get their cows incinerated and their cheese packs replaced with exquisite, exotic bug snacks selections for $200 a unit.

>> No.50082873

We harvest so much meat, that there is all of this left over cheese from the cattle. It's all about the BURGERS

>> No.50082959

>>50082641
actually the government doesn't really have much of a cheese stockpile
that is all private companies overproducing because the government subsidizes so much of the food industry
look up the "farm bills"
literal corruption

>> No.50083004

>>50082641
Its to fight off the aliens

>> No.50083079
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50083079

Isn't there a whole city of cheese under montana

>> No.50083100

WE HAVE THE MEAT

Arby's

>> No.50083171

>>50082641
That doesn't seem like a lot.

>> No.50083198

>>50083171
1.3 billion pounds of cheese

>> No.50083245

>>50082641
The cheese is gone... loaned out to 3AC

>> No.50083255

>>50082659
We pay the aliens with cheese. Keeps hard working Americans from getting anally probed

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>>50082641
BTC is the new Cheese. Cheese is the New Gold! Satoshi Nakamoto lied to you. If you knew the truth you would not have wasted money on BTC.

>> No.50083466

>>50083255
I can't handle this truth (in particular)

>> No.50083521

>>50082641
If they did, cheese would be so cheap that nobody would produce it and you'd have a cheese shortage. Basically to keep prices stable the government buys the surplus cheese and keeps it giving some out for free to pizza companies and the like.

>> No.50083582

>>50083466
It's actually why you don't see many ufo videos despite the ploerstion of cameras. The 1991 Cheese Treaty of Uranus keeps the greys out of our airspace

>> No.50083653

>>50082641
is that what government cheese is?

>> No.50083658

sometimes I dream about cheese...

>> No.50083695

>>50083255
this isn't as ridiculous as it sounds when you really think about it. if aliems wanted anything from us it would be biological and cultural novelties like cheese.

>> No.50083759

>>50083582
I can handle this truth