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50077048 No.50077048 [Reply] [Original]

>we're looking for a team player

>> No.50077642
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50077642

>LET'S WORK GUYS

>> No.50077770

>>50077048
Who you are:
>You're a motivated self-starter with a bias for action
>You have a demonstrated history of developing synergy with cross-functional teams to deliver on projects
>You thrive in uncertainty and rise to the challenge in ambiguity
>You're data-driven but paired with high emotional intelligence to uncover the granularities of business analytics and operations
>You're a champion for diversity, equality, and proactive inclusion
>Due to the coronavirus pandemic (COVID-19) we require all employees, even fully remote workers, to be fully vaccinated, including any boosters

>> No.50077793

>competitive salary

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>>50077048
>bilingual preferred
>spanish preferred

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>were looking for someone highly disagreeable

>> No.50077983

>In order to ensure a culture of safety and health promotion, we will now require all team members to wear a face mask during Zoom calls, even those who work 100% remote

>> No.50078851

>>50077048
just play the game anon, take their 150+k money and run

>> No.50078910

>8 years minimum experience
>knowledgeable in CSS, C++, rocket science, complicated mathematics
> $10 an hour (not open to negotiations)
thank you

>> No.50078922

>>50077048
>>50077642
>>50077770
>>50077793
>>50077887
>>50077983
I want to exit this realm of cringe.

>> No.50079006

>>50078922
>Thank you for visiting our careers website and applying for the role of Senior Project Manager
>After careful consideration of your application, we have decided to move forward with other candidates whose qualifications more closely align with our requirements for this position at this time
>We invite you to continue to check our Careers page for other exciting opportunities and please follow us on LinkedIn for company updates!

>> No.50079046

>>50079006
I went through 3 interview rounds just to get this email

>> No.50079125

>>50079046
i've gone through 4 rounds, including an hour long personality test, just to get ghosted

>> No.50079135

>>50079006
God...

>> No.50080034

>>50079046
it really wears you down after a while.

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>>50077048
Why can't I save images anymore????? Wtf did the jannies do?

>> No.50080253

>>50080034
It's why I don't job hop. Fuck that shitn

>> No.50080460

>>50080253
job hopping is one of the few ways to significantly increase your salary. fuck staying in the same job at the same pay for years on end

>> No.50080481

>>50080074
Works fine for me. Also an iphonefag

>> No.50081134

>>50077048
lmao @ this entire thread
imagine working for money

>> No.50081285

>>50077048
>we’re looking for a coding rock star

>> No.50081324

>>50077048
My boss is a dick, so I take hour long breaks and badmouth the company. It pays to be nice to your wageslaves

>> No.50081355

>>50080074
>iphoneshitter
Back to twatter you worthless nigger.

>> No.50081383

>>50077048
Go be a door dash driver then if you can't work with other people fucking weirdo.

>> No.50081392

>>50081355
Kys

>> No.50081435

>>50081392
Suck my dubs pleb.

>> No.50081457

>>50077770
It's equity, you fucking bigot.