What lessons can be learned here?

[Anonymous No.50070283]

[Anonymous No.50070353]

If she's a squirter marry her

[Anonymous No.50070399]

>>50070283
We talked about this on that day and people literally said
"nooooo, it's fucking over"
and it was over
rofl! xD

[Anonymous No.50070427]

>>50070283
So they all shorted?

[Anonymous No.50070436]

>>50070353
>If she's a pisser marry her
You should kys.

[Anonymous No.50070454]

>>50070399
checked

[Anonymous No.50070591]

>>50070436
Shut the fuck up 2inch neet. You'll never be able to satisfy a women. They won't even let you near them you coping basement dweller

[Anonymous No.50070618]

>>50070283
anon Blacks and White women are the harbingers of doom for any type of investment. Call it simulation theory, their startlingly similar dark energy or just the fact that they both make equally terrible choices chronically..

It doesn't matter. If at any point in your life you see either demographic join you in any type of venture fucking run. Sell everything, walk out the door. It means you are at the very peak.

I can not stress this life lesson enough to you retard zoomerfags.

[Anonymous No.50070866]

>>50070283
They will all hit the wall in 4 years, no one would care

[Anonymous No.50070888]

>>50070283
I unironically was one of the anons that posted this on the day. There were 3 threads i believe. Heres my screenshot from the ipad on that day.

I didn’t sell because i would have to oay short term capital gains. Now i wish i had sold. Im down from ATH 1.6M to 300k.
The pain.

I sometimes feel like im personally being punished for posting it.

[Anonymous No.50070893]

>>50070866
but #5 is such a qt

[Anonymous No.50070919]

>>50070283
>capable to hold a position for more than 2 years.
She's already miles better than a typical biztard.

[Anonymous No.50070938]

Always dump on the normies who ignored you.

[Anonymous No.50070961]

>>50070888
You should take every market move personally anon

[Anonymous No.50070963]

>>50070888
checked, sorry fren

[Anonymous No.50071017]

>>50070591
Damn son, you got really triggered on that comment huh?
It's ok bro, some people are into piss, some people aren't.
But, it takes a real man to admit it's piss.
So, is it piss or is it not?

[Anonymous No.50071065]

>>50070893
Bro what?! Dude 4 and 3 blow 5 out of the water.
Take another look bro, you gotta get some glasses or something.

[Anonymous No.50071136]

>>50071065
You sound like a virgin

[Anonymous No.50071225]

4>2>5>3>1>6

[Anonymous No.50071268]

>>50070353
>wow she cant control her bladder
>bet she wets her bed just like me!
>I want to marry her!

[Anonymous No.50071330]

Did she tweet now??? The bottom is in then.

[Anonymous No.50071412]

6>5>4>2>1>3

Perceived dick sucking and sexual abilities:
>3 is a dominant and will peg you.
>1 is a submissive that you can destroy.
>5 knows that she is hot. If you can handle her, you will get her best. If not, she's a starfish.
>6 is basic vanilla sex.
>4 is basic vanilla sex, but can be naughty with Chad.
>2 is grossed out by cum and is a total starfish.

[Anonymous No.50071633]

I remember back in April last year when it broke 64k Blockfolio sent me a very smug notification of "64k broken. How long until the next milestone reached?" and i was thinking to myself well stuffs usually went wrong when people become smug and well damn did it shit the bed a few days later

[Anonymous No.50071681]

>>50070283
Rolling

[Anonymous No.50071702]

>>50070888
checked. Look at the Meat Muffins on the middle one.

[Anonymous No.50071717]

>>50070283
Bitches & Glitches

[Anonymous No.50071771]

>>50070399
>>50070866
>>50070888
>>50071633
so many repeating digits

[Anonymous No.50072676]

>>50071136
I'm far from that lol.

[Anonymous No.50072786]

Tops are defined by a certain unsaid desperation that starts to grasp at everyone in the space. Schizos know.

[Anonymous No.50072828]

>>50071225
Correct sequence

[Anonymous No.50072892]

>>50070888
I hope you learned your lesson.
Stop posting pics of thots.
Leave /biz/, join /k/.
Get ready for war.

[Anonymous No.50072929]

>>50070866
checked and based and correct

[Anonymous No.50073026]

those are all jews.

[Anonymous No.50073173]

>>50070893
They all are cute.

[Anonymous No.50073267]

>>50070893
>>50070919
>>50071065
>>50071268
>>50071681
>>50071717
>First from Left
Ugly duckling of the group will suck a mean dick to be loved equally as much of her more attractive friends.

>Second from Left
Sad longing eyes, looks like shes a basket case ready to snap because of previous failed relationships.

>Third from left
Everything about her is fake, she has no hobbies interests or unique thoughts of her own. She has created a personality based on the social media of Kendal Jenner.

>4th from left
The alpha female of the group. She must make everyone aware that she is the center of attention, the top bitch. Her dad is a wealthy greaseball investment banker from Los
Angeles. She has her dads credit cards and spends hundreds of thousands on her appearance during her lifetime. If you ever approached her in public she would call the police
on you

>5th from left
Has ridiculous standards like the rest. Would puke in her mouth if she caught you looking at her. Wears tight yoga pants to the gym and does squats for the chads, then shuts
them down when they ask her out. She will never have to work a day in her life nor will she ever experience real hardship

>6th from left
The hippie free spirit of the group. Knows shes hot and doesn't care. She knows the wall is coming fast for her and desperately wants breast augmentation to fix her flat chest.
She has a long term boyfriend but is taking a break with him to fuck a professional baseball player.

[Anonymous No.50073311]

>>50070436
>>50071268
seething

[Anonymous No.50073323]

>>50072676
If you know what you're doing and have good underarm muscle you can make 80-90% of them squirt in under 5 minutes. You'll never see that much gratitude in her eyes even if you fuck her for hours or buy her some shit. She'll literally tell ALL her girl friends that you made her squirt and even convince them to do a threesome with you.

If it was piss it would still be worth it. Though it comes out of her girl prostrate not her bladder so I highly doubt it is which Google confirms

[Anonymous No.50073353]

>>50070283
lesson that you should have learned in 2018

[Anonymous No.50073436]

>>50071771
the producers of that show knew exactly what they were doing holy shit

[Anonymous No.50073595]

>>50073436
kek

[Anonymous No.50073941]

>>50073436

[Anonymous No.50073971]

>>50070399
I remember lots of anons calling this the top signal, and it truly was. I wonder how many were actually smart enough to sell?

[Anonymous No.50073985]

>>50070353
>>50070591
actual porn-addled c*umbrain here

[Anonymous No.50074077]

>>50071771
>>50073941
>>50073595
Japanese game shows are known for some ridiculous punishments as opposed to prizes. Wonder what the loser of these gets?

[Anonymous No.50074115]

>>50070283
Women are the modern day shoeshine boy.

[Anonymous No.50074135]

>>50074077
a bug

[Anonymous No.50074143]

>>50072892
Yeah you /k/ucks can go fight Russia yourselves. Not joining.

[Anonymous No.50074162]

>>50073985
Sure bro nofap for years. Go out touch some grass

[Anonymous No.50074220]

>>50071065
I like six. Dark hair and light eyes gets my dick rigid if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.50074234]

>>50073595
I just want to reiterate how happy I am that iPhones can finally play webm. Carry on

[Anonymous No.50074326]

>>50070888
Checked

>didn't tether at least half a million
Foolish, you could have without KYC too

[Anonymous No.50074334]

>>50074234
It’s the best thing that’s happened to me in a long time. Not that good things don’t happen to me, but that’s how big of deal this is to me.

[Anonymous No.50074360]

>>50074234
lel

[Anonymous No.50074383]

>>50070893
I like how 3 is squishing her boobs against 4s arm.

[Anonymous No.50074387]

>>50074220
Agreed. 6 is salvageable. The rest are on a one way trip to roast beef and bbc child support.

[Anonymous No.50074411]

>>50070353
I got that reference. Ignore these other fuck heads, you’re cool.

[Anonymous No.50074414]

>>50074234
too bad ipads still dont

[Anonymous No.50074566]

>>50074411
The statement was even better than the original tweet

[Anonymous No.50074572]

>>50074234
>Carry on

[Anonymous No.50074887]

[Anonymous No.50075502]

[Anonymous No.50075527]

>>50070283
Absolutely lol she is self aware

[Anonymous No.50075580]

>>50074220
>I like six. Dark hair and light eyes gets my dick rigid if you know what I mean.

6 is the best but i would probably fuck any of them after a six-pack of beers

[Anonymous No.50075601]

>>50070283
>check back in 4 years
Too soon to know. I bought in 14 at $1k and sat on a loss for 2 years.

Let’s see what happens.

[Anonymous No.50075631]

>>50070283
I'm so fucking stupid for not selling in November and my whole life is probably ruined now or at least set back since my crypto is also on Celsius

I deserve this, and my life is hell

[Anonymous No.50075741]

>>50073323
Well yeah, fingering a bitch to make her squirt is easy bro. Curl your fingers like a hook and hit the g-spot over and over.
Longer fingers are even better, which works for me because I happen to have that AND I play the piano on the daily so you should figure my fingers got some dexterity and strength.
But that's just my fingers bro, I've made chicks squirt tons of times with my dick. Honestly is the best fucking feeling in the world, but deep down I know it's like watery piss, but I don't give a fuck.
In fact, the only thing I actually do give a shit about is when the bed is soaked as fuck and you gotta use like 4 fucking towels to dry it up. It's a pain in the ass.

[Anonymous No.50075824]

>>50075741
they make waterproof blankets you animal

[Anonymous No.50075950]

>>50070283
5>1>2>4>3>6
women should wear less makeup

[Anonymous No.50076050]

>>50073267
Here’s a pity (you). You typed all that out and got no response. I’ll be honest I didn’t even read your post. If I was you I’d close the tab and take a walk

[Anonymous No.50076071]

>>50075824
Waterproof blankets?? Never heard of that shit before, but it sounds like a good ass investment.
I know the got bed sheets that are waterproof, but I don't own that shit either.

[Anonymous No.50076145]

>>50072892
/k/ is for retarded teenagers and fat consoomers

[Anonymous No.50076253]

>>50073353
>comparing katy perry to literal who?

[Anonymous No.50076363]

>>50070283
so that tweet was the top huh, knew I should have sold when that was posted here.

[Anonymous No.50076365]

>>50073267
shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.50076396]

>>50070427
I did

[Anonymous No.50076415]

>>50070893
I would fuck all these white girls.

[Anonymous No.50076572]

>>50070888
I too fell for the capital gains meme. Everyone does once.

[Anonymous No.50076600]

>>50076415
who wouldn't? they're all pretty good looking, for random sex anyway

[Anonymous No.50076681]

>>50074143
its for home defense

[Anonymous No.50076749]

>>50076253
> Katy Perry 2018
> Random White bimbos 2022
tell me the difference anon besides the fact that the former got rich singing pop songs?

[Anonymous No.50076776]

>>50070283
sell BTC to your aunt when she's a buyer

[Anonymous No.50077029]

>>50076749
>book open
>eyes closed
kek

[Anonymous No.50077143]

>>50070888
>I didn’t sell because i would have to oay short term capital gains
This stupid fucking meme has killed many a crypto investor
>30% tax?? No thanks I'll lost 90% holding in the bear market because I'm too smart for taxes

[Anonymous No.50077386]

>>50070436

My Chinese gf soaks the bed sheets when I fuck her. Its definitely not piss because it doesn't smell like it. I know this because I get her to piss on me so I know what it smells like and its different.

[Anonymous No.50077495]

>>50070618
Yeah, the lesson to take is that tech/web dev is next. If you still have risky tech investments or even want to quit your tech job, start preparing for it.

[Anonymous No.50077786]

>>50070283
If I had seen this back then, I would've sold my entire stock portfolio and only started buying 6-months later.

[Anonymous No.50078050]

>>50070283
>lessons learned
When shib multiple x’s then get out of the market, sell everything.

[Anonymous No.50078486]

>>50070283
lol that's my fucking birthday wtf

[Anonymous No.50079751]

>>50077386
I really good you're not lying because that sons like one of the best lives imaginable. I'm to afraid to ask my GF to do anything raunchy.

[Anonymous No.50079947]

>>50076749
but... thats the difference

[Anonymous No.50081011]

>>50070353
Why would you want a whore who can't control her bladder?

[Anonymous No.50081052]

>>50077386
Interesting, my brother had a gf who was a squirter and she was also Chinese

[Anonymous No.50081143]

>>50075631
>since my crypto is also on Celsius

[Anonymous No.50081226]

>>50070283
I checked her twitter and she's still posting shit like this so the bottom is not even close

[Anonymous No.50081789]

>>50070283
Actualliy November 11 is that local minnimum in between the 2 peaks next to where the arrow is.

[Anonymous No.50081845]

>>50070283
>What lessons can be learned here?
Remove voting rights from women.

[Anonymous No.50082228]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o6xSs2At3E

[Anonymous No.50083701]

>>50074234
>Carry on

[Anonymous No.50084611]

>>50070893

2nd from left is my girl.
She's so perfect bros.

>Warns you against the bubble bursting

She's /biz/ as fuck.

[Anonymous No.50085127]

>>50070283
that good looking women never have to try hard, which makes them stupid

[Anonymous No.50085254]

>>50070353
True

[Anonymous No.50085452]

>>50070283
this picture of those girls will never not fucking piss me off

[Anonymous No.50085520]

>>50079751
what do u consider raunchy

>>50077386
>>50081052
my ex was polish from kentucky and she squirt like a super soaker

>>50071017
yes its piss lmao