/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.50047792]

no links edition with no links >:)

[Anonymous No.50047814]

>IWM down almost 2%
>SPY and QQQ barely red
>IWM recently had reconstitution
>A new wave of small caps will now get slammed down 80 - 90% like the others
Hmmmm, what did the jews mean by this?

[Anonymous No.50047816]

SOXL is going to $2 LMFAO

getting rich off puts edition

[Anonymous No.50047821]

[Anonymous No.50047831]

Just bought 1k shares of SOXL

[Anonymous No.50047835]

>>50047814
It's the usual bear market setup: long big companies and short small caps as hedge. When bull market is on, you flip that around.

[Anonymous No.50047844]

>>50047792
Based

[Anonymous No.50047853]

>>50047831
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRETARD

remember to post here when your down 90% in 4 months

[Anonymous No.50047854]

>>50047835
But it's small caps that rally during bear markets, Anon.

[Anonymous No.50047855]

Will QQQ just limit down already!!! I’m sick and tired of this seesaw shit

[Anonymous No.50047859]

I haven't made any money this week in the stock market yet

[Anonymous No.50047864]

>>50047792
I just want to live in an anime world with anime girls where I don't have to worry about money and just enjoy my day to day life.

[Anonymous No.50047869]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.50047875]

>went to nap after open
>scampump reverses
>my sqqq is healing
the market is healing

[Anonymous No.50047877]

the WHO is reconvening, just 4 days, 4! after they declared it not a PHEIC
SIGA bros
https://fortune.com/2022/06/29/monkeypix-emergency-committee-reconvened-by-who-due-to-evolving-situation/
>June 29, 2022 10:52 AM EDT
8 minutes ago
The World Health Organization will reconvene an emergency committee on monkeypix due to the "evolving situation," Director-General Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus said Wednesday—this coming after the organization declared Saturday that the virus wasn't an international public health emergency "at present."
"They advised that I should reconvene them quickly based on the evolving situation, which I will do," Adhanom Ghebreyesus said at a press availability, adding that the virus is potentially poised to "move into high-risk groups including children, the immunocompromised, and pregnant women."
"We are starting to see this with several children already infected," he said.
they were supposed to possibly reconvene in 21 days. didn't even make it 4 days before realizing they fucked up

[Anonymous No.50047878]

You're all out of ammo bobo. We're going to rip faces this week.

[Anonymous No.50047880]

CHOP fest

[Anonymous No.50047881]

>>50047859
I haven’t in like 6 months

[Anonymous No.50047882]

Alright, what's the skinny, boys? Why are my stockerinos going down?

[Anonymous No.50047883]

>>50047854
Not even remotely, they rally when the bear market *ends* and dump hardest during the bear market.

[Anonymous No.50047895]

should I pick some SOFI?

[Anonymous No.50047896]

>>50047859
that's your punishment for posting these holocaust broads

[Anonymous No.50047901]

>>50047859
>>50047881
You guys are making money?

[Anonymous No.50047905]

Good morning sirs

[Anonymous No.50047907]

>>50047882
Fuck, I've been watching too much The Boys. I read this is Billy's accent.

[Anonymous No.50047917]

>>50047883
>and dump hardest during the bear market.
They're already down 80 - 90+% over the past year

[Anonymous No.50047921]

>>50047907
>I've been watching too much The Boys
Holy fuck why

[Anonymous No.50047924]

>>50047814
>A new wave of small caps will now get slammed down 80 - 90% like the others
they probably already sold off 80% anyway whether they were in the russell or not

[Anonymous No.50047951]

Mr. Bobo, is the crash in the room with us right now?

[Anonymous No.50047955]

>>50047924
Most likely. I haven't seen a single small cap company that hasn't been fucking obliterated over the last year, so many are already sitting at their historical lows, many of which have only managed to improve and reach profitability while being crushed. The biomeme/debt ridden companies make sense, fuck those.

[Anonymous No.50047967]

Why exactly do 90% of stocks move in unison? My watch list looks exactly the same regardless of ticker. Is it the algos?

[Anonymous No.50047968]

>>50047951
no its on the stock market

[Anonymous No.50047969]

>>50047792
Have not visited or bothered with stocks in months, but it seems I was kind of right. SPY just dropped further, inflation is still high, so the interest rate is high too and in macro terms market is going down.
I wonder when is the inflation peaking.

[Anonymous No.50047970]

AAPL looking weak

[Anonymous No.50047971]

>>50047951
Yes

[Anonymous No.50047987]

doo doo market

[Anonymous No.50047998]

we testing the bottom or is this the doomp

[Anonymous No.50048002]

>>50047951
yes mumu, we're going back down. Check the charts.

[Anonymous No.50048004]

Do I close my Tesla short?

[Anonymous No.50048015]

>>50047969
>I wonder when is the inflation peaking.
Literally already peaking, chud. I said the same, yesterday.
Oil has STOPPED going up, and is NOT going to continue to rise. Inflation is NOT a fixed reading, so inflation will be seen as going DOWN, very soon.
SCREENCAP THIS

[Anonymous No.50048018]

Will micron earnings save the semiconductor industry? My SOXL and AMD down bad bros.

[Anonymous No.50048027]

[Anonymous No.50048030]

>>50048018
buddy..

[Anonymous No.50048037]

>>50048018
all semi earnings were great, all semi stocks still down

[Anonymous No.50048042]

>>50048015
>trans
>millions
Doubtful, most of them self derail.

[Anonymous No.50048069]

>>50047917
Yes, and will keep dumping.

[Anonymous No.50048074]

>>50047921
It's pretty fun. All the gay shit is obviously played for laughs. They don't actually endorse it, they point out how ridiculous it is.

[Anonymous No.50048092]

>market flat
>SOXL down 8%
Comfy

[Anonymous No.50048112]

>>50047967
Everything is now so diversified that theyre basically all the same. Less diversification is now more.

[Anonymous No.50048113]

>>50048074
This is not, in fact, a Tel Aviv phone book.

[Anonymous No.50048121]

>Market rallies, immediately pulls back
>market pulls back, immediately rallies

I so tired of this shit

[Anonymous No.50048122]

>no links
>most of the regulars banned by a shitty left wing janny
this is the end of /smg/ isn't it.....
the only good general on all of 4chan is being killed.....

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.50048138]

>>50048074
they go out of their way to shove degenerate sex in
there did not need to be a 'herogasm' setting, there did not need to be a 'love sausage' character

it was all just extremely cringe and not funny at all

[Anonymous No.50048143]

>>50047877
I think this may be the last chance to load up sub $11.00
it is highly unusual for the WHO to reconvene their meeting so shortly (4 days) after the declaration on Saturday
Not even their covid backtrack was 4 days
SIGA fell 20% after WHO declared it was not a PHEIC
now the CDC has launched their own task force
the WHO is reconvening again, and will declare PHEIC
studies showing the efficacy of tecovirimat are due any day now - it just got approved in France today
I unironically think that this is going to be a multibagger
Buy shares - be patient - hold

[Anonymous No.50048151]

Any reason why semis are getting heemed so hard today? It’s annoying g holding sqqq and amd

[Anonymous No.50048153]

>>50048122
time to make /rhg/ and get all the oldies back

[Anonymous No.50048161]

>>50048113
Yeah. They also hired a jew to play a frenchman. It's still fun.

[Anonymous No.50048163]

>>50047901
i've realized like 50k in puts so far... what are you doing?

[Anonymous No.50048166]

>>50048122
>>most of the regulars banned by a shitty left wing janny
I was gone for two months, explain.

[Anonymous No.50048172]

phew glad I didn't blow my account on gush calls again. Fool me twice...

[Anonymous No.50048177]

>>50048122
i doubt they got perma’d give it a few weeks and quit bitching

[Anonymous No.50048178]

my new SOXL average is $28

[Anonymous No.50048184]

>>50048074
I haven't watched any movie or series made in the last 10-15 years.

[Anonymous No.50048187]

I support Clarence Thomas and his crusade to save babies

[Anonymous No.50048189]

BASTARD

[Anonymous No.50048191]

>>50048143
>showing the efficacy of tecovirimat
They're already out and have had FDA ascent since 2021 or so for faggypox.

[Anonymous No.50048192]

Oil fucking peaked. Its over.

[Anonymous No.50048196]

Do you guys think we need to check 381 again? I think we need to check 381 again. Let’s do it like 50 more times for shits and giggles

[Anonymous No.50048200]

BUDDY LOOK AT META.COM

[Anonymous No.50048212]

>>50048121
just be patient. puts will print soon enough.

[Anonymous No.50048213]

>>50048187

[Anonymous No.50048216]

>>50048191
of course - which means that the results coming due that will be published by WHO and European authorities will also be great
they are already listing it as the preferred treatment on all of their respective websites
however they are waiting for a study right now, and when those results are published it will be very. bullish

[Anonymous No.50048218]

Oil is up but oil companies are down. How come?

[Anonymous No.50048224]

My CVNA puts almost green...
Hopefully this company goes bankrupt so this over-the-hill shitter can get out of my series

[Anonymous No.50048235]

>>50048218
Jews probably. Buy the dip Brandon is fucked.

[Anonymous No.50048240]

>>50048187

[Anonymous No.50048241]

>>50048163
getting raped. anytime i make a decent amount i give it right back. what are you doing anon?

[Anonymous No.50048253]

>Russel 2000 down 2%
>Nasdaq down .2%

Lol. Lmao even

[Anonymous No.50048263]

>>50048218
Greed. Fear.

[Anonymous No.50048266]

>>50048253
>SOXL down 8%
Lmao. Rofl even.

[Anonymous No.50048276]

>>50048163
>what are you doing?
sipping on that ultra zero

[Anonymous No.50048288]

>>50048224
Puts don't pay out when the company goes bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.50048304]

>>50048288
Is that serious?

[Anonymous No.50048308]

i aint gonna remove the FB ticker

[Anonymous No.50048310]

>>50048288
Well hopefully it goes bankrupt on July 18

[Anonymous No.50048312]

>>50048004
YES. Take profits before it rips back up.

[Anonymous No.50048317]

>>50048192
>Oil fucking peaked. Its over.
you said that last week. it is weird how oil stocks are selling off hard but oil itself is pretty flat

[Anonymous No.50048329]

>>50048218
GOTTA BE FIRST

[Anonymous No.50048338]

>>50048317
It's the calm before the storm honestly. Too many people think
>oh recession? Guess oil is screwed
Except we have no fucking gas as it is so it's gonna bite a lot of retards in the ass.

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50048356]

>>50048004
I'm thinking there's no reason this shit should be above $600 by this time on Friday. Think about it, the company is trash and the CEO is a dufus.

[Anonymous No.50048361]

WHY THE FUCK ARE MY OIL STOCKS DYING WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.50048364]

bought the dip at SIGA...
again.

[Anonymous No.50048365]

>>50048304
Yes. They become untradeable. You have to sell an option to keep the cash (i.e. in this case sell a naked call).

[Anonymous No.50048389]

>market is pumping

It’s over Bobobros

If I die young, bury me in satin
Lay me down on a bed of roses
Sink me in the river at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song
Oh-oh, oh-oh

Lord, make me a rainbow, I'll shine down on my mother
She'll know I'm safe with you when she stands under my colors
Oh, and life ain't always what you think it ought to be, no
Ain't even gray, but she buries her baby
The sharp knife of a short life
Well, I've had just enough time

If I die young, bury me in satin
Lay me down on a bed of roses
Sink me in the river at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song

The sharp knife of a short life
Well, I've had just enough time

And I'll be wearing white when I come into your kingdom
I'm as green as the ring on my little cold finger
I've never known the lovin' of a man
But it sure felt nice when he was holding my hand
There's a boy here in town, says he'll love me forever
Who would have thought forever could be severed by

The sharp knife of a short life
Well, I've had just enough time

So put on your best, boys, and I'll wear my pearls
What I never did is done

A penny for my thoughts, oh no, I'll sell 'em for a dollar
They're worth so much more after I'm a goner
And maybe then you'll hear the words I've been singin'
Funny when you're dead, how people start listenin'

If I die young, bury me in satin
Lay me down on a bed of roses
Sink me in the river at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song
Oh-oh, (oh-oh)

The ballad of a dove
Go with peace and love
Gather up your tears, keep 'em in your pocket
Save 'em for a time when you're really gonna need 'em, oh

The sharp knife of a short life
Well, I've had just enough time
So put on your best, boys, and I'll wear my pearls

[Anonymous No.50048392]

If you see through the lies of the bulls you can come to an enlightenment that we are going into lower ground and that the centralized bank is not your friend. They will hike up rates and limit you for their own personal interests and then rip it all away. They have successfully deceived you believing that QE is economic growth when in fact it was fake money and interest on that money for years while the markets deteriorate under the weight of the debt. The only thing that will solve this is a massive violent crash that will take everyone by surprise. Puts are absolutely printing.

[Anonymous No.50048396]

>>50048113
Lmao

[Anonymous No.50048403]

>>50048241
started buying long-dated puts near the start of the year and trimmed holdings to 1/3rd cash end of march
i'm not going to be a millionaire anytime soon, i was just being cheeky. honestly i'll be happy if my account has any percent of gains by EOY

[Anonymous No.50048405]

>>50048365
Also it's not bankrupt as in chapter 11, it's "goes to $0" or chapter 7 bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.50048411]

All right, since I currently have like 130k in stocks (and probably 200k once we recover) is it finally time to move out of robinhood to a "real broker?"

The few other brokers I have tried briefly in the past, I hated their UI. And they don't seem to have extra features that robinhood is missing out on (at least not features I'd be longing for)

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50048419]

>>50048361
Wait higher recession risk? We're going to be balls deep in full blown recession on Friday.

[Anonymous No.50048423]

>>50047821
FUCK YOU MR KRABS FUCKING GO DOWN FUCK

[Anonymous No.50048427]

>oil trannies

[Anonymous No.50048429]

>>50048241
Hey, you're just like me! Let's hook up!
Actually been doing pretty great in the past 2 months though (that's scary).

[Anonymous No.50048435]

>>50048411
>and probably 200k once we recover
Don't tell him guys

[Anonymous No.50048437]

>>50047821
what the fuck is inside of their balloon mouths to let them take a bite out of a crab shell?

[Anonymous No.50048444]

we haven't had a actual bear market rally since march. everything has been a dead cat bounce and limp dicked ones at that. this is brutal

[Anonymous No.50048461]

Look at the DXY and AAPL 5 minute chart

[Anonymous No.50048467]

>>50048166
janny went on a ban spree due to the supreme court ruling

[Anonymous No.50048471]

stocks for this feel

[Anonymous No.50048473]

>>50048444
Bligger, we literally just had a bear market rally

[Anonymous No.50048482]

>>50048437
They have molars and buck teeth that allow them to crush shells

[Anonymous No.50048487]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THESE GOD DAMN CRAB JUMPS

[Anonymous No.50048486]

>>50048437
They have beaks for slicing up chitinous crabniggers and also coral.

[Anonymous No.50048489]

>>50048356
Yeah, long term it is going below $400 for sure, probably lower. Just worried about bear market rallies. And massaged Q2 results, bad results are being priced in

[Anonymous No.50048494]

>>50048435
I'M OKAY WITH THE FACT THAT IT MIGHT TAKE 2 YEARS TO RECOVER

THAT'S 2 YEARS OF CHEAP STOCKS. FUCK OFF BOBO

[Anonymous No.50048498]

>>50048435
He's right, he'll have 200k when we recover.
He just doesn't realize yet we won't recover for the next 10 years.

[Anonymous No.50048500]

>me on my way to go check if 381 has any more liquidity yet

[Anonymous No.50048502]

how are the bobos here reacting to the fact that King Bobo keeps suggesting the Fed will turn the moneyprinter back on?

[Anonymous No.50048507]

>>50048494
>2 years
anon

try 10 years

[Anonymous No.50048512]

>>50047792
Did somebody say LINK?!

[Anonymous No.50048522]

>>50048502
yes, because of a recession
your selective listening is impressive

[Anonymous No.50048528]

>>50047821
How are you able to keep other fish with it, one of them even puts its tail in front of the fish's mouth.

[Anonymous No.50048531]

>>50048471
>white claw
SOXL? SOXS?

[Anonymous No.50048532]

>>50048502
It's a very bearish sign because it shows that king bobo has turned bullish. The requirement for a turnaround is that everyone is bearish and people start suiciding.

[Anonymous No.50048534]

>>50048411
Try webull if you like free stock platforms. It clowns on robinhood although I think it's charts don't give you as much of a dopamine rush. (https://a.webull.com/8ksQ7r61HVDk7aPJmg if you want to feed my village) It's I think as best you can do without graduating to fidelity or whatever. To answer your question more directly, move if you think you want to. They have more powerful tools on the big boys but you will find you don't get the same dopamine rush. Can invest in more markets. Etc. I believe even fidelity does partial shares. The only thing not as great though is that robinhood gives you a lot of flexibility in waiting for funds to settle and fidelity doesn't so just keep it in mind if you do a lot of swing trading. Webull is so so about it (can't use unsettled funds to buy options but otherwise no big deal)

[Anonymous No.50048541]

oil barons i dont feel so good.

[Anonymous No.50048553]

>>50048528
I'm pretty sure pufferfish are relaxed around anything not prey, unlike those aggressive cunts cichlids.

[Anonymous No.50048556]

>its another return to normal volatility day

[Anonymous No.50048562]

big if true

[Anonymous No.50048582]

>>50048502
They're already buying garbage like MBS even though they're supposed to QT and only priming the inevitable crash to be even worse, if they turn the printer back on the USD will die and global economy collapses.

[Anonymous No.50048591]

>>50048541
I'm going all in on oil in July on the CPI fears. Refinery shortages is going to murder gas prices and oil along with it

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50048592]

>>50048553
What about around blacks?

[Anonymous No.50048596]

>>50048502
Mc Burry is now bullish?

[Anonymous No.50048600]

>>50048507
Okay, 10 years would test my patience and probably make me want to kill myself. But maybe after a year of mental attrition warfare, I'll move into dividend stocks.

[Anonymous No.50048605]

Tomorrow will be green.

[Anonymous No.50048607]

The market really didn't like the WCP.TO deal.
Tempted to buy more.

[Anonymous No.50048609]

>>50048494
How much debt are in? Don't bother answering I know you're deep

[Anonymous No.50048620]

I NEED TO TALK TO THE ASTR SHILL

[Anonymous No.50048621]

>>50048592
Cichlids are endemic to Africa, yes.

[Anonymous No.50048625]

>>50048502
Sorry but it's not happening. Biden can't save their sorry assets for midterms which is why abortion and guns are on the table. They're DESPERATE. Yes the money printer will turn back on but not until there is literal blood in the streets. I'm not even that much of a bear either but S&P is gona test 2019 levels

[Anonymous No.50048630]

I'm down $300

[Anonymous No.50048632]

>>50048600
don't look at the nasdaq from 2000-2014

[Anonymous No.50048633]

Abortion tourism will be a thing moving forward. What companies can we invest in now now to take advantage of this. Motels, bus companies, medical waste disposal...

[Anonymous No.50048634]

>>50048494
>2 YEARS TO RECOVER
Don't tell him, please just don't tell him.

[Anonymous No.50048640]

>>50048609
No debt. I just live frugally to an unhealthy degree because I've been addicted to buying stocks. If the market went into a big recession, the last 4 years of my life would literally be useless.

[Anonymous No.50048642]

>>50048471
Anything to do with trailer parks

[Anonymous No.50048645]

>>50048172
i did

[Anonymous No.50048652]

>>50048621
kek

[Anonymous No.50048655]

>>50048634
>>50048632
MY VOO DIVIDEND IS COMING IN LIKE 5 DAYS, KEEP LAUGHING ALL YOU WANT RETARDS

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50048684]

>>50048655
lmao, you know those blackrock faggots use your money to pressure these corporate boards into woke policies like diversity hires and climate change risk assessments? You're the fucking retard supporting this crap.

[Anonymous No.50048704]

what terminology would you assign to this movement?

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50048706]

>>50048655
>>50048684
Vanguard is guilty of it too.

[Anonymous No.50048712]

>>50048632
To be fair, you could have made bank buying in 2002 and selling in 2008 before buying back in 2009.

[Anonymous No.50048713]

>>50048630
i lost that in 2 minutes this morning

[Anonymous No.50048719]

>>50048704
jewish tricks

[Anonymous No.50048720]

>>50048486
>chitinous crabniggers
Seriously. What’s their problem?

[Anonymous No.50048726]

why is it SO FUCKING VIOLENT in the markets right now? Is the the fed trying to wrestle control in trying to prevent the market from dumping right now? The 10 year is taking a massive dive right now so this seems to be the case.

[Anonymous No.50048727]

>>50048655
Poggers! That 0,3% dividend will offset the -20% YTD!!!!
Keep on passive investing my boggle chads.

[Anonymous No.50048734]

I'm busy assembling my new computer with the parts that got put on discount due to crypto crash and the new product lines coming out, stocks better still be going down

[Anonymous No.50048736]

>>50048727
He was obviously memeing, but yes, dividend is a complete meme except on crazy oversold companies.

[Anonymous No.50048738]

>>50048712
yea just time the top

[Anonymous No.50048741]

>>50047814
>>50047792
is this the bottom?

[Anonymous No.50048759]

give me some ideas what to do with these thin bone-in porkchops while the markets crabbing

[Anonymous No.50048760]

>>50048738
It's not really a question of timing the top, here you're buying after a massive crash and selling when the price has recovered based on the level prior to the crash. Even if you had sold and the market would have kept going up, you'd still have made a killing.

[Anonymous No.50048767]

>>50048630
Cute, I'm down 500. About to sell everything and leave this shithole for good

[Anonymous No.50048774]

>>50048759
rub them around under your foreskin

[Anonymous No.50048777]

>>50048534
>>50048411
Another word of advice is no shame in using multiple brokers. I use M1, fidelity, and Webull just so I can keep my different strategies separate without being tempted to go full degenerate. Six figure portfolio, even split between the three.

[Anonymous No.50048780]

>>50048741

[Anonymous No.50048789]

>>50048122
They only got 3 day ban over the weekend. They are already back, they just stopped posting stupid shit because there was a crackdown.

[Anonymous No.50048790]

>>50047821
What the fuck why is this shit allowed and SIGA dicks but not monkey torture?

[Anonymous No.50048791]

>>50048774
dont got one

[Anonymous No.50048794]

>>50047821
I ain't clicking that.

[Anonymous No.50048802]

Oil sisters...

[Anonymous No.50048804]

>>50048726
It’s like the market has been missing a proper father figure. Broken home market factors in as well. Maybe socio-economic factors could be involved as well.

[Anonymous No.50048806]

>suddenly remember BYND
>look at chart

[Anonymous No.50048810]

>>50048276
please tell me you’re selling ccs on the amd

[Anonymous No.50048815]

Is TA any more effective than yelling at the line to move the way I want it to like I'm doing now?

[Anonymous No.50048822]

>>50048726
>Is the the fed trying to wrestle control in trying to prevent the market from dumping right now?
yes
they are trying to decelerate the crash to avoid panic in the economy as a whole

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50048826]

>>50048759
Just throw them out and make some real food.

[Anonymous No.50048834]

This Price Action is absolutely GARBAGE

[Anonymous No.50048840]

>>50048815
Yes, but the frequency of actionable TA events is so low for any reliable win rate that it's not worth it.

[Anonymous No.50048842]

>>50048806
>beyond revenue

[Anonymous No.50048852]

>>50048759
>pork
Get something halal

[Anonymous No.50048857]

>>50048822
I'm like 50k cash waiting for the mother of all dips and these filthy jews are preventing me from buying it to save poor people.

[Anonymous No.50048859]

>>50048704
in crypto it's called a scamwick to liquidate bobs

[Anonymous No.50048860]

>>50048834
she should get a non retarded gun

[Anonymous No.50048862]

>>50048759
Uh katsu maybe?

[Anonymous No.50048864]

>>50048822
i wish they would just let it crash

[Anonymous No.50048867]

>>50048767
i was up $120 at open, down $400 now cos of fkn oil

[Anonymous No.50048878]

up please

[Anonymous No.50048885]

>>50048834
shit's gonna jam with that limp wristing

[Anonymous No.50048890]

>>50048857
Then buy now because the recession has already been priced in. Unless you aren't man enough for this dip.

[Anonymous No.50048891]

>>50048759
Bake with honey mustard sauce, serve with fried potatoes.

[Anonymous No.50048892]

>>50048815
yeah sometimes you can find really easy price manipulation patterns

[Anonymous No.50048893]

>>50048862
too damn much work granted the air fryer probably simplifies it. I am pretty sure I need to order more asian food supplies.

[Anonymous No.50048900]

>>50048726
>>50048822
No. There literally is not a single human being trading right now. Look at this shit. Picrelated is SPY. This is literal, actual, unironic mathematical randomness.

[Anonymous No.50048914]

>>50048890
We are resting 2019 levels. Until we get there, I can't invest here in good faith. I need to see some sign of a turn around but I'd rather miss the dip and buy as it goes up than buy now and it goes substantially lower.

[Anonymous No.50048923]

>>50048892
How would you act on seeing a chart that looks like that?

[Anonymous No.50048929]

why is 4chan eating my posts again!? wtf

[Anonymous No.50048930]

Is it even possible to make money in this market?
Buy for long term hold -> Lose money
Buy LEAPs -> lose money
Buy far out puts -> Lose money
Try weekly calls/puts -> Lose money
Try all of the above on ETFs -> Lose money
Try all of the above on individual stocks -> Lose money

[Anonymous No.50048935]

>>50048893
How hard is it to bread something and fry it in a pan of oil and then bake it you lazy stupid nigger? It's just japanese schnitzel for zipper heads.

[Anonymous No.50048943]

>>50048122
No fun allowed. Sorry chud.

[Anonymous No.50048944]

>>50048789
While is disagree with the post, it is market related and a sound point. Working for free must bring out the lowest form of person. Anyway doesn’t hurt to invest in CHD.

[Anonymous No.50048945]

>>50048704
Kitten Cannon

[Anonymous No.50048947]

>>50048935
>Breading anything
that's a whole lot of damn cleanup

[Anonymous No.50048949]

>>50048923
The jews did this.

[Anonymous No.50048958]

What happened?

[Anonymous No.50048960]

>>50048935
This looks like complete dogshit

[Anonymous No.50048975]

>>50048834
>>50048860
I was gonna say “that’s a retardedly cool gun”

[Anonymous No.50048976]

>>50048929
>2nd attempt
can the S&P 500 gap from 6/23->6/24 considered to be closed?
[also captchas are borderline unsolvable today]

[Anonymous No.50048977]

>>50048935
Even though I think that sauce might be Caesar, I would eat that katsu.

[Anonymous No.50048982]

>>50048947
Just listen to Jordan Peterson and clean your breaded hands and your kitchen afterwards. You have no right to criticize the world if you can't make a simple pork katsu. I'm pretty sure that is a direct quote from Jordan Peterson's New cookbook 12 rules for cooking in life.

[Anonymous No.50048984]

>>50048960
All jap "cuisine" is like that. Overhyped weeb-bait, plus it's not actually japanese, 100% of their cuisine is imported from elsewhere (mostly china, sometimes the west, like tempura being portuguese).

[Anonymous No.50048991]

>>50048935
why are the chopsticks wearing condoms?

[Anonymous No.50048997]

[Anonymous No.50049000]

>>50048947
Throwing the leftovers from 2 bowls into the trash and popping them into the washing machine sure as fuck is not "a whole lot of damn cleanup" holy shit

[Anonymous No.50049010]

>>50048923
scalp it then short it after the 3rd top

[Anonymous No.50049015]

>>50048991
You don't want splinters in your mouth, do you?

[Anonymous No.50049022]

Very annoyed to be holding AMD and also SQQQ today. The only tech I hold is semis and all my tech bear stuff is crabbing. Very ANNOYING

[Anonymous No.50049025]

>>50048991
You just know

[Anonymous No.50049035]

>>50048930
The only thing that seems to be printing is just layering on those puts for the long haul.

[Anonymous No.50049043]

at least i get to fug my gf later

[Anonymous No.50049045]

>>50049015
I ain't fellating them.

[Anonymous No.50049049]

>>50049043
Pls delete this

[Anonymous No.50049051]

>>50048930
i trade crab ranges

[Anonymous No.50049060]

>>50048914
>miss the dip and buy as it goes up
u have to buy ahead or get rugpulled in this market - every time i wait, i get rugpulled, i will never fkn buy something after it's been green a few days till we r back in bull market, fuck this shit

[Anonymous No.50049061]

>>50049022
Diversification is a meme for people who care more about the art of investing than of making money from the market.

[Anonymous No.50049062]

>>50048984
Where'd they import okonomiyaki from?

[Anonymous No.50049067]

>>50049000
you put your dishes in the washing machine? isn;t that noisy?

[Anonymous No.50049081]

>>50048982
I can make it, but its a pointless endeavor. If I wanted something breaded I would just make Chicken Parma. That said its a bone-in pork chop retard. Doesn't make good Katsu with the bone. It's meant to be fried/grilled.
>>50049000
No dish washer, and only one sink
>Dredge in Flour
>Coat in egg
>Coat in panko

[Anonymous No.50049086]

They're going to move it sideways all day aren't they

[Anonymous No.50049089]

>>50048975
it's a crappy .22

[Anonymous No.50049091]

>>50049060
Nah not a few days m8. I'm talking green for a few months even. Im still buying but I'm not gonna make any big commitments for a while

[Anonymous No.50049105]

>>50049045
Then you’re doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.50049120]

>>50049061
Diversify your existing wealth, all in to make money. That's the best way to do it. Diversifying a six figure folio is a good idea. Less of a good idea if you are poor and have shitty income.

[Anonymous No.50049122]

>>50049081
The panko bowl will be as good as clean from throwing the leftovers in the trash. The flour bowl just needs to be left in water for a minute to be scrubbable. The egg just goes down the drain straight. It's not that hard. For someone as outstandingly lazy as you, I never figured you'd be missing a dishwasher.

[Anonymous No.50049129]

>>50049081
Well yeah you aren't going to make katsu or schnitzel with a bone in it. You should have just said so in the beginning.

[Anonymous No.50049133]

>>50049061
Pretty much the main conclusion of the Risk Mgt course I took. Diversification reduces risk when you don't really need it and during bad market conditions, since things that aren't as correlated when the market is good become significantly more correlated when shit hits the fan. Basically most diversification hurts when you need it the most.

[Anonymous No.50049143]

NEW CHOPPA NEW CHOPPA NEW CHOPPA
CHOP IT UP CHOP IT UP CHOP IT UP

[Anonymous No.50049156]

>>50049091
>green for a few months
yeah, that would be nice and better for my health. feeling worse and worse every week.

[Anonymous No.50049169]

>TSLA lost $300b market cap since the start of the year.

[Anonymous No.50049168]

im a slave to money. need to be free somehow but oh yea need money to do that. the most smartest thing would be to kms but society is like oh no you cant do that you gotta be miserable your whole life so we can milk you dry and be a wage slave forever.

[Anonymous No.50049175]

>>50049156
I'm dcaing my paycheck right now (which isn't much ill give you) but I'm sticking in cash for a while. Unfortunately I've lost a good chunk of my net worth because of Celsius, bancor, and scream, but life could be worse. I'll probably buy the gush dip today

[Anonymous No.50049181]

The Jews already own all the gold and silver. I don’t get why they hate it so much. Why won’t they just let it have a Green Day bros

[Anonymous No.50049184]

buying 10 more SHOP calls just got a sign from god

[Anonymous No.50049183]

>>50049133
>Diversification reduces risk when you don't really need because since things that aren't as correlated when the market is good become significantly more correlated when shit hits the fan
I shat the typing this up

[Anonymous No.50049202]

>See some weird shit called Blue Hat Interactive or $BHAT
>It's pumping like crazy
>People saying it's China's Gamestop moment
>Mfw Buy it with some pocket change that I can afford to lose.

It's some Chink company that's rocketing up, I don't even know what the fuck this thing really is but if it's some short squeeze moment it might be good for who knows how much.
I'll just put a sell to 5x higher and see what happens in the coming days.

[Anonymous No.50049210]

God dammit, I was up over $3000 today and now I'm down $4000. Fucking gambling addiction.

[Anonymous No.50049226]

>>50049168
We all have to put in wagie time. The sooner you learn how to get money to chase you the sooner you will be free.

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50049251]

>>50048935
That looks pretty good, is it Kosher?

[Anonymous No.50049253]

>>50049181
They like the idea of the goyim not profiting off of it more than they like profiting from it themselves.

[Anonymous No.50049254]

and now we're giga fuckin dumping
wonderful

[Anonymous No.50049258]

>>50049210
ouch why didn't you sell and what positions?

[Anonymous No.50049263]

>>50049062
It's from indian origin, they were actually used for religious ceremonies and ported to japan this way.

[Anonymous No.50049264]

>nigga too lazy for pork katsu
>buys pork with the bone in it
>doesn't own a dishwasher despite being too lazy for breading and frying
>probably just lets dishes pile up to an embarrassing point
>too lazy to have a girlfriend
>too lazy to clean his dick

[Anonymous No.50049274]

OUT OF MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

[Anonymous No.50049277]

>>50049253
CUP AND HANDLE!!!
CUP AND HANDLE!!!
CUP AND HANDLE!!!

[Anonymous No.50049285]

>>50049258
Sounds like oil

[Anonymous No.50049293]

>>50049251
Not as kosher as killing yourself.

[Anonymous No.50049307]

>>50049129
i did retard

[Anonymous No.50049308]

>>50049277
Breakout any day now. Also, checked.

[Anonymous No.50049337]

>>50049307
Well I guess no one cared then faggot. Cool pork and bone story bro. Why the fuck don't you have a dishwasher? Are you some kind of pajeet posting on here about stocks?

[Anonymous No.50049341]

>>50049264
>clean his dick
Is this really a thing? What else have you guys been holding from me.

[Anonymous No.50049350]

>>50049253
Back to your containment thread Goldcuck. Your rocks are garbage

[Anonymous No.50049355]

At least we're talking about pork chops instead of dicks and animal torture.

[Anonymous No.50049371]

>>50049258
SPY Jun 30 calls.

And I just misclicked and I'm now down $6000

[Anonymous No.50049379]

>>50049350
Kys suxl tranny

[Anonymous No.50049401]

>>50049337
I live in an apartment built in the 1920s with many of the original pieces still because its a fixed rate, no melanin enriched individuals, and no bugs with off-street parking in the historic district.

[Anonymous No.50049402]

>>50048534

does webull give free option trading and interest on lending shares?

[Anonymous No.50049408]

>>50048122
>Only good general on 4chan
There's still /sfg/

[Anonymous No.50049417]

>>50049350
>SPY down ~21% YTD
>GLD up ~1% YTD
BASED AND GOLD PILLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUY GOLD NOW OR STAY P***!!!

[Anonymous No.50049422]

>>50049355
You know what they say, pigs get butchered. It was inevitable that we'd discuss pork chops. Someone had to take the fall for the rest of us to profit.

[Anonymous No.50049429]

>>50049401
That's no excuse why you can't have a dishwasher. I just picture you living like this now.

[Anonymous No.50049445]

>>50049402
Yes on both. I've never screwed with the share lending thing though, I have it off just to avoid getting bogged by a freak occurrence.

[Anonymous No.50049459]

>>50049169
And is got about anuder 300b to go

[Anonymous No.50049475]

Tiktok getting banned by FCC (the actual dudes that matter) short KWEB

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50049478]

Is this when you close the TSLA put options, or is this when you buy more TSLA put options?

[Anonymous No.50049486]

>>50049408
don't tell them

[Anonymous No.50049487]

>>50049168
You don't need money to be free, freedom is a choice we all choose not to make

[Anonymous No.50049491]

>>50049175
>I'll probably buy the gush dip today
hope u bring it some luck, i just bought oil yesterday...

[Anonymous No.50049493]

>>50049475
There is something evil about tiktok.

[Anonymous No.50049514]

>>50049429
You're usually not allowed to install appliances in north american apartments you are renting.

[Anonymous No.50049521]

Brutal. Bobo wins again??

[Anonymous No.50049525]

every time i buy, the market dumps even harder.

[Anonymous No.50049527]

>>50049475
Wew lad why?

[Anonymous No.50049535]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50049540]

>>50049371
that sucks man - misclicked and didn't sell and it's drilling while ur waiting for it to reverse?

[Anonymous No.50049541]

>tesla above $100
Yeah, nowhere near a bottom

[Anonymous No.50049560]

What have I become
My sweetest friend?
Every stock I own
Dumps away in the end
And you could have it all
My portfolio of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

[Anonymous No.50049563]

Fucking jews stop buying

[Anonymous No.50049565]

>>50049475
>A U.S. Federal Communications commissioner is calling on Apple and Google to remove TikTok from their app stores over concerns that user data from the wildly popular social media platform is being accessed in China.
>In a tweet Wednesday, FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr shared a letter addressed to Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai, the chief executives of Apple and Google parent Alphabet, respectively. He raised concerns over TikTok’s Chinese ownership, saying “it harvests swaths of sensitive data that new reports show are being accessed in Beijing.”
>Carr referenced a recent BuzzFeed News report that revealed that Beijing-based employees of TikTok’s parent company, ByteDance, had repeatedly accessed private information on U.S. users, despite company assurances to the contrary.
>“It is clear that TikTok poses an unacceptable national security risk due to its extensive data being combined with Beijing’s apparently unchecked access to that data,” Carr wrote. “But it is clear that TikTok’s pattern of conduct and misrepresentations regarding the unfettered access that persons in Beijing have to sensitive U.S. user data … puts it out of compliance with policies that both of your companies require every app to adhere to as a condition of remaining available on your app stores.”

[Anonymous No.50049566]

>>50049514
That was his choice to rent there then.

[Anonymous No.50049568]

NEVERMIND. THAT WAS THE BOTTOM.
OOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50049575]

>>50049355
Say what you will but this whole dick washing thing is pretty based. Ever since I started doing it my bumble account has exploded. I went long on Johnson & Johnson and now can quit my job as a full time janny.

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50049597]

>>50049565
How the fuck am I supposed to get my financial news now that Tik Tok is b&?

[Anonymous No.50049615]

>>50049597
bearish on thots

[Anonymous No.50049617]

>>50049565
tiktok users are hiveminded and belong to China already.

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50049622]

>>50049575
I haven't had my dick washed since Gookfu went back to Korea last week

[Anonymous No.50049631]

>>50049514
Does anyone actually check? You can get a dishwasher that temporarily connects to your kitchen sink and plugs into a wall outlet.

[Anonymous No.50049633]

>>50049566
Not really, he's clearly not a millionaire.

[Anonymous No.50049649]

>>50049597
Like everyone else does in this thread, from their esoteric symbolism in their dreams. If you aren't getting good enough sleep to have cryptic metaphorical dreams about tradings that's on you. That's the most reliable source in news afterall.

[Anonymous No.50049650]

why is russell dumping so hard?

[Anonymous No.50049652]

>>50049565
I have doubts that this will go anywhere, the US govt itself pays people to make TikTok videos.

[Anonymous No.50049661]

>>50049379
>>50049417
rockniggers never learn

[Anonymous No.50049687]

>>50049633
>having an apartment with a basic appliance such as a dish washer means you have to be a millionaire
Is this thread just full of pajeets pretending to live in the 1st world?

[Anonymous No.50049702]

>>50049698
>>50049698
>>50049698
NEW
>>50049698
>>50049698
>>50049698
NEW

[Anonymous No.50049704]

>>50049631
Kinda hard to miss massive amounts of construction noise coming from an apartment that doesn't have a water hookup for a dishwasher going on for days, let alone how you can't touch any water valve to do this in the first place, and yes, also pretty fucking hard to miss the missing counter and new extra empty spot with water outlets.
Or you can pay to undo all that. Good luck with your choice eitherway my man.

[Anonymous No.50049721]

>>50049597
If the app is already on your phone or tablet it shouldn’t be an issue. It looks like they just want it removed from the stores.

[Anonymous No.50049730]

>>50049687
It was about rent vs buy.
But yes, depending on where he's located, you would be looking at 5k+ a month rent for anything that has a dishwasher.

[Anonymous No.50049755]

>>50049622
Bad news fren. She’s really at Rocker’s place. You still got access to her friends don’t you?

[Anonymous No.50049797]

>>50049730
That's just another bad choice in life if you are living somewhere you can't afford in the first place. Most of the US you can find a place for maybe 1.2k a month and have a dish washer. Wtf...

[Anonymous No.50049811]

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[Anonymous No.50049863]

>>50049704
You have a sink in your kitchen, don’t you?
https://youtu.be/dl-lkByG2P4

[Anonymous No.50050291]

>>50049721
it needs to receive updates too, though

[Anonymous No.50050356]

>>50048759
What one does with a pork contract (ticker: PORK) largely depends on the state of the current contract. If the price of the contract is OTB (out of the bone), you are limited to either selling the pork, or letting it expire worthless in the fridge. If the price is ITB (in the bone), one can sell it at a profit, or exercise the right to grill it on a charcoal grill, to be served with garlic mashed potatoes and greens.

[Anonymous No.50050752]

>>50049514
They have table top dishwashers that connect and drain into the sink.

[Anonymous No.50050767]

>>50050752
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.50051487]

>>50047951
It was just here a moment ago...it wasn't supposed to be like this I thought line was going down forever