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>Ah, there he is - the guy who claims to know how to save the global economy. Well, Anon, we’re all ears!

>> No.50006928

Gentlemen would you care for some pocket spaghetti?

>> No.50006938

Send the niggers back to Africa and spics back to Mexico.

>> No.50006939

>>50006903
Hello

>> No.50006950

>>50006903
>"you're all fired"
>*runs through the back window head first at maximum speed*

>> No.50006961

>>50006903
kill the old rich give it to the young nuke mexico and enslave south america. Boom economy saved.

>> No.50006973
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>>50006903

>> No.50006977

>>50006903
return to gold backed fiat, exponentially increase tax with every new property owned and only give temporary visas to foreigners. oh, and abolish the state of isreal.

>> No.50007088
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50007088

rope all the jews.

>> No.50007095

>>50006903
>"Yeah first let's go over my list of 700 policies that need to be repealed. Also you're all fired."
>NONONO YOU HAVE TO CHANGE THE SYSTEM FROM WITHIN

>> No.50007120

>>50006903
Wtf where are their masks?

>> No.50007137
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>>50007120

>> No.50007147

Gas the Jews
Reduce immigration
Unsanctioned Russia
Tradewar with China
Build the wall
Publicly hang Biden and cronies
Bring back planned parenthood
Invest in nuclear
CBDCs

>> No.50007206

>>50006903
“I like to build clocks, here’s one I just made”
>sets backpack on table

>> No.50007215

>>50007147
>Unsanctioned Russia
>Tradewar with China

1 step forward
10 steps back kek

>> No.50007248

>>50007137
America is such a retarded fucking country. Sooner it collapses, the better.

>> No.50007317
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>BRRRRRRRR

>> No.50007360

>>50007248
not as retarded as europe

>> No.50007375

>>50006903
>*teleports behind them*
>"I will only speak to your masters"
>*lift them all with my telekinesis powers*
>"I am sending you all physically to them so you could bring them here"
>*TV self activates*
>*shows a lizzard lord lowly clapping*
>tell him to kill all women save for a few breeding titcows
>all world problems are instantly solved
Fin.

>> No.50007391

>>50006903
what coin do they shill?

>> No.50007395

>>50007360
Same shit but with a different wrapper.

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>>50007375

>> No.50007429

>>50007375
Oh for the love of God would you just have sex already

>> No.50007436

>>50006938
How's that gonna fix Poland

>> No.50007471

>>50006903
Jokes aside, look at these fools. Sitting there pretending to actually be discussing anything meaningful as if their routine wasn't pre-planned by someone before they entered that room. They're a bunch of all but literal puppets, representing 'states'. They probably just made really rubbish jokes with each other and read off a card with bullet points and pre-scripted massaging points just to feel important.

>> No.50007484

>>50006903
Reduce taxes & size of the government by 100x.
Kill all politicians.
You're welcome.

>> No.50007558
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50007558

>one policy that will save the US
>summary execution of anyone who can put shoppingcarts away.

>> No.50007612

>>50007248
>America
I think you mean the entire world, not that there's much of a difference at this point.

>> No.50007718

>stop printing money

>> No.50007786
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>>50006903

Get rid of all the parasites and their masters

>> No.50007845

>>50007429
NEVER!

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>>50007375
Is this you?

>> No.50008592

>>50006903
I know you faggots have zero intention to fix anything so lets just break out the blow

>> No.50008602

>>50006903
N

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>>50006938

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>>50006903
Sorry, you old cunts. It's impossibe to unfuck the mess you've put us in without some serious pain for your voter base. Cheerio

>> No.50008664

>>50006903
why not have a fiat currency backed by a biodiversity/biomass index, itd correlate nicely to clean air n shit, plus it only goes up (when left alone), itd also incentivise surveying which is a major issue, plus all resources in some way or another either come from or depend upon it, itd also slow industrialised nations whilst enabling shit holes to develop, at the same time tempering that development. Itd be pretty draconian in practice, but 2 birds 1 stone...

>> No.50008687

>>50006903
u-uhh-uhhhh k-k-kill n-niggers
>what's that anon lol speak up
k-k-kill the n..niggers
>haha what the fuck is wrong with you
s-shut up kike you're n-n-n-not white

>> No.50008737

>>50006903
Tariffs you spineless corporate whores.

>> No.50008776

>>50006903
END THE FED!

>> No.50008781

>>50006903

Well, basically..... you know Israel?...

>> No.50008783
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>>50006903
Easy. What we do is;
>Collapse the current economy, worldwide.
>Promote political assassinations.
>You cannot fix what's so inherently broken.
>Spark the civil war in China that's been brewing for the last 5 or so years.
>Promote internal coherence within any nation, promote autarkist ideals and internal production over globalisation.
>Push global pacifism, whilst promoting the differences between groups.
>Try not to fuck up the global order, set up a global cabal to NOT ruin everything again.
>Do all this once every 500 years or so; repeat the cycle to NOT ruin shit.
And, that is how you fix the global economy in a very, very short period of time in comparison to the vast majority of things proposed here. 30 Year time horizon, ezpz.

>> No.50008843

>>50006903
We solve the global energy crisis by burning jews.

>> No.50008847

>>50007360
>>50007395
If America and Europe are retarded I'd love to hear your guys opinions on Africa and Latin America

>> No.50008854

>>50006973
This

>> No.50008868

>>50006903
>Justin looking like a fag as always
What the fuck is he even smiling at?

>> No.50008887

>>50007375
>*TV self activates*
>*shows a lizzard lord lowly clapping*
Best part

>> No.50008918

>>50006903
>>Ah, there he is - the guy who claims to know how to save the global economy. Well, Anon, we’re all ears!
You all have to die.
>takes out a gun
>kills them all
>claim their throne as mine.
>order the killing of all niggers and jews regardless of their age or sex.
>order the killing of all those who oppose.
>achieve peace through genocide.
>hailed as a god for the next 500 million years

>> No.50008939

>>50006903
sneed.

>> No.50008952

>>50008868
>What the fuck is he even smiling at?
your frozen bank account.

>> No.50008990

>>50006903
We simply kill all the people with over $1bn and take the money. The Romans did this.

>> No.50009071

>>50007206
based and ahmed mohamedpilled

>> No.50009105

>>50006903
Islamic banking

>> No.50009144

>>50006903
>Remember, no Russian
solved.

>> No.50009151
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50009151

Gentleman i have finally arrived, let us proceed with the meeting
For my next magic trick (Saving the economy) i require that you
>start ghost operatives in different latin american countries to destroy the surging leftoid gobvernments
>impose hard but fair economic measures to support the USA's growth and discoourage new insurgents
>Start investing, slowly, but steady, in BTC
>Invest in dangerous amounts of QOM
That's how you do it

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>>50006973

>> No.50009248

>bravo tango sierra bravo bravo
>airstrike on my position

>> No.50009259

>>50006903
Gas the jews
/thread

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50009263

Federally legalize marijuana and psilocybin. Double the fluoride content in water. Triple the domestic drilling efforts. Quadruple the debt and blame it all on Putin.

>receive a cushy 250k/yr glowie consultant job.

>> No.50009347

>>50007088
This but throw them all into a volcano, it’s cheaper and if there’s a god he will consider it a sacrifice and we will revel in 100 years of economic prosperity and bountiful harvests
Also checked

>> No.50009440

>>50006903
>seals all exits
>puts on gas mask

>> No.50009522
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>>50006903
*Ahem* Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. My plan is very simple. There are only a few very straightforward steps you all need to follow.
>1: Deport the vast majority of blacks, arabs, latinos and other swarthy folk from the western world
>Increase the birthrate of high IQ whites and east asians to above replacement levels, by force if necessary, by incentives otherwise.
>Decrease the birthrate of low IQ non-whites and non-asians, by force if necessary, by incentives otherwise.
>End all "green energy" initiatives immediately. Expand nuclear capabilities, fund fusion energy research and use fossile fuels in the meantime.
>Massive cuts across the board when it comes to taxes, regulations and the size of government. Limit how much wealth is moved from the productive to the unproductive. HOWEVER do regulate parasitic sectors such as banking or those that deal in hurtful vices.
>Reintroduce a commodity standard based on a basket of tradable commodities. Force governments to be honest and discourage deficit spending.
>Segregate the workforce based on gender until we are productive enough to bring back a housewife ideal. Prevent sexual politics to interfer with how corporations or governments are run.

>> No.50009622

>>50009522
>>Increase the birthrate of high IQ whites and east asians to above replacement levels, by force if necessary, by incentives otherwise.
>>Decrease the birthrate of low IQ non-whites and non-asians, by force if necessary, by incentives otherwise.
I don't wish to participate in ur iq test
now what?

>> No.50009656

>>50006903
He is a cock sucker who cant even save his entire continent. No one can predict the market at this time, I am only having some fun with the unfolding in sports ecosystem with nfts and metaverse.

>> No.50009668

Ok gentlemen i got a two century tried and tested plan. We uh... send my guy adolf east, give him a little cash and set him loose on the politics scene, let him grab himself a nice piece of europe, get the public real scared.
Then, we swoop in as the good guys, get the people all american and shit, now everyone wants to help the economy, kids joining the army instead of watching tranime, should get the economy restarted in no time.

>> No.50009685

>>50006938
Based

>> No.50009698

>>50006903
Who invited Castro's son?

>> No.50009701

>>50006973
kek but this would only remove the mid layer of the onion

>> No.50009725

>>50007429
make me

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>>50006903
NSDAP Banking.

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>>50007429
Where do you think you are? Roastie.

>> No.50009877

>>50008847
More retarded but not as retarded as America and Europe for importing them.

>> No.50009897

>>50007558
>t.nigger.

>> No.50009911
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>>50006903
>o-oh, hi guys

>> No.50009914

>>50008687
We know you're a beta male you don't have to be a self hating jew.

>> No.50009934

>>50009522
>>Increase the birthrate of high IQ whites
You guys are chopping your cocks off though.

>> No.50009959

>>50006903
KILL ALL FUCKING NIGGERS AND KIKES
Thank you that's all

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>>50007375
It's for you

>> No.50010014

>>50007429
how do i "sex"?

>> No.50010022

>>50006961
Hahaha

>> No.50010042

>>50006977
Hahahahahaha rentoid/debt slave detected

>> No.50010083

>>50007436
poland is a third world country. it's beyond saving.

>> No.50010164

>>50006903
>the world needs laughter, memecoins, the more our humor twists, the closer we will be to heaven on earth, choose from so many options because I will stick with qom

>> No.50010196

>>50007436
remove all polocks and give the territory to germany

>> No.50010285

>>50006903
*pulls charging handle*

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>>50006903
Easy, bitches. Control real estate. Currently individual companies have a monopoly on it such as blackrock. Stop treating real estate as speculative assets. Price should be based on material and labor only.
Also change GE classes. Make school be focused on teaching people applicable skills. Not on horseshit they'll never see again.
Also budget cuts. Find ways to reduce taxation as much as possible. No taxes on people with under 1mil net worth either.
There. I fixed 99% of the problems because I have a brain unlike you STUPID BRAINLESS BOOMER FUCKS.

>> No.50010388

>>50006973
Also this

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>>50006903
save? since when was that the plan?
>everyone laughs and ask me to take a seat, im now one of the elite so im given 10k chainlink and told to sell it above the most recent high

>> No.50010407

>>50007137
LMAO

>> No.50010423

>>50006903
Stop "sanctioning" Russia, you are really just sanctioning your own middle and lower classes.

What do I win?

>> No.50010439
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50010439

one-time 80% wealth tax on anyone over 65
only way to avoid it is to gift it to your children

>> No.50010457

>>50010439
Based, but boomers would rather get taxed than make generational wealth

>> No.50010460

>>50006903

NUKE CHINA
NUKE AFRICA
NUKE NEW YORK
NUKE CALIFORNIA
NUKE ALL BLACKS
NUKE FIAT
NUKE DAVOS
NUKE LGBT

FREE UKRANIAN TEEN SLUTS FOR ALL WHITE MALES
FREE PETROL WITH YOUR GOVT ISSUED LAMBO
FREE DABS ON GYPSIES AND PAJEETS

BIDEN AND ALL DEMS HAVE TO COMMIT JAPANESE SODUKU ON LIVE TV FOR BEING SO LAME AND UNFUNNY AND SO STUPID THST I HAD TO WASTE TIME TO COME INTO THIS MEETING

>> No.50010470

>>50006903
>Racial hegemony in each country. Unity impossible otherwise which means mass civil unrest.
>Ramp up production of commodities and each country must become self sufficient in at least food, clothing and energy. Each country must retain means of production for at least the basics to remain relevant on a world stage as paper economies have an unavoidable expiry date.
>Ban trade with hostile countries. Completely isolate them. After an initial period of strife it will result in a massive increase in production and competition within friendly nations strengthening allies and creating a boom in technology leading to another golden age like post ww2. A massive investment in education, technology and means of production regarding new energy forms to be independent of the middle east and Russia for generations to come.

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>>50006903
>pulls out glock
>pops faggot trudeau in the head, van der leyen for good measure
>first thing were going to do is send you khazarian kike puppets to prison, then we're going abolish fiat currency and use crypto instead
>Biden shits pants

Economy saved

>> No.50010533

I JUST CAME HERE TO SAY THAT MATIC WILL BE AT TOP 5 PRETTY SOON
OKAY GOOD DAY GENTLEMEN

>> No.50010544

>>50010366
tax the unimproved value of land

>> No.50010990
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>>50006903
I never said I could save the global economy. I said I could save the American economy.
Step 1: Tell the global economy to fuck off.

Unfortunately it might be too late. Mass immigration and outsourcing has already done a lot of damage. If you listened to me 50 years ago I could have saved your though

>> No.50011165

>>50006903
>Buy low... and, uh, sell high. Now if you'll excuse me...

>> No.50011233

>>50006903
>I’m actually here to talk to you about your cars extended warranty

>> No.50011335

>>50006903
Give everyone at this table icecream and you'd be off to a good start.

If you know what I mean.

>> No.50011421

>>50006903
You need a monetary system that isn't vulnerable to intentional debasement by a corrupt government. Fractional reserve banking is a good model for printing money, but only when the money is printed to finance real value adding ventures and businesses.

A privacy coin like monero that either uses fractional reserve banking to issue currency or some sort of lending system and incentive to loan to new business would *literally* save planet earth.

>> No.50011444

>>50006903
He looks terrified

>> No.50011502

>>50011421
>A privacy coin like monero that either uses fractional reserve banking to issue currency or some sort of lending system and incentive to loan to new business would *literally* save planet earth.
Put monero on an easy to download app that issues currency fractional reserve style and whose deposits are ensured by some method and you win.

I'm sure people are already thinking about this and waiting for society to collapse to implement it.

>> No.50011609

But why should I be concerned about the global economy if I'm an American? Does this mean the anti-globalists were correct the entire time? Have we broken the conditioning?

>> No.50011616

>>50007088
This should have been the first post

>> No.50011678

>>50011502
I guess you couldn't issue FRB loans with a peer to peer privacy coin, but you could set up lending systems and incentives for people to loan money to each other for start ups.
Private or government entities could ensure crypto wallets.

>> No.50011697

>>50011678
The thing is, if you make a crypto or digital cash that is as monitored and controlled as what is in China, then eventually power will be so concentrated in the hands of so few, that those corrupt rulers will repeatedly collapse the world economy with currency debasement, not to mention any other atrocities they'll commit.

>> No.50011703
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XMR is the world reserve currency


>closest to world peace we'll ever have

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>>50006903
well boys?

>> No.50012345

>>50006973
Yup this, you'd fix it by sending everyone at that table to Nuremburg 2.0, charging them with crimes against humanity and properly sentencing them.

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>>50006903
>Yeh nah mate not gonna do
>Scans the room
>"Chink, Jew, Zionist, Jew, Jew banker, Jew, Jew Mega Jew and a roastie"
>There's ya fucken problem ya dog cunts

>> No.50012411

>>50006938
>Spbp and based
Take me to Soros, Brandon, and get off Zognald's chair.

>> No.50012503

>>50006903
>close proximity gatherings indoors with no masks during a "pandemic"
priceless

>> No.50012690

>>50012302
Rolling for my new spirit politician

>> No.50012871

>>50012690
checked

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>>50006903
do you like what you see euro witch milf lady

>> No.50013416

burn alive all boomers