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>> No.49948988

soxl bros why are we going back down????

>> No.49948990

Uh oh OP you're gonna get a block for posting politics.

>> No.49948994
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49948994

Long Gay Sex.

>> No.49948995
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49948995

I sold all of my calls earlier this morning

>> No.49949000

poopy stinky market

>> No.49948999

SIGA sissies is it unironically over? WHO hasn't said anything and our share price is getting fucked hard :(

>> No.49949005
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49949005

>hrgdj

>> No.49949006
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49949006

Still a bear market

>> No.49949009

>>49948969
I know shit about stock market and even I can see the bull trap.
I pity the mumu fools

>> No.49949023
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49949023

did powell say anything this week, whats with the pump?
I checked out mentally at 365

>> No.49949036
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49949036

I'm pumped because there will be cheapie SPY puts soon and I'll be rich

>> No.49949038
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49949038

should I sell my -77% bag?
I'll still get 300 bucks

>> No.49949039
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49949039

iam stil fearfull to buy

>> No.49949042

I'm glad oil recovered so I don't have to dig a trench to flood the SPR's storage sites.

Mostly.

>> No.49949044

>>49949039
You should be

>> No.49949052

Can someone explain to me why they're banning cigarettes when there is an economic crisis looming Russia is threatening to invade a NATO country livestock is being conveniently slaughtered right as we face endless supply chain issues and inflation is hitting the highest it's ever been in the history of the United States we are on the verge of an oil crisis and basically the entire western world is unravelling

Surely there are more pressing matters that need to be addressed than fucking nicotine which has been a non-issue for literally hundreds of not thousands of years

>> No.49949058

>>49949006
I'm buying the dip
on my puts

>> No.49949059

SIGA bros......goodbye.

>> No.49949061

>>49948999
Bought the meme and I'm getting fucked

>> No.49949063

Oh cool another day of this same exact shit.

>> No.49949069
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49949069

>the days when bonds would give a 10% yield
I wanna go back

>> No.49949070
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49949070

SLURP FAGS SLURP

>> No.49949071

Distinct bart pattern forming on SPY; expect a drop to 381.5 before noon.

>> No.49949074
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>>49949039

>> No.49949077 [DELETED] 

>only people who are already wealthy should be allowed to trade
t. "liberals" when they get into government

>> No.49949097

>>49949038
if you held to -77% just ride it to 0, you can’t lose that much more anyway

>> No.49949101
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49949101

>anon, you did sold the exit pump right?
anon, you did sold the exit pump right?
>anon, you did sold the exit pump right?
anon, you did sold the exit pump right?
>anon, you did sold the exit pump right?
anon, you did sold the exit pump right?
>anon, you did sold the exit pump right?
anon, you did sold the exit pump right?
>anon, you did sold the exit pump right?
anon, you did sold the exit pump right?
>anon, you did sold the exit pump right?
anon, you did sold the exit pump right?
>anon, you did sold the exit pump right?
anon, you did sold the exit pump right?
>anon, you did sold the exit pump right?
anon, you did sold the exit pump right?
>anon, you did sold the exit pump right?
anon, you did sold the exit pump right?
>anon, you did sold the exit pump right?
anon, you did sold the exit pump right?
>anon, you did sold the exit pump right?
anon, you did sold the exit pump right?
>anon, you did sold the exit pump right?
anon, you did sold the exit pump right?

>> No.49949102

>>49949052
You ever have a big essay due and procrastinate by doing chores instead, because they feel more manageable? Yeah, that childlike obsession with the easy stuff is how this administration handles things.

>> No.49949127

>>49949077
I always flip back and forth on the PDT rule. On one hand, poor people are stupid people, so the rule kind of makes sense from the perspective of altruism in protecting retards from themselves. It also doesn't really benefit rich people, because the more retards trading, the more retards throwing away their money into the pockets of the rich. On the other other hand, the democrats definitely are the party of the rich, so ipso facto, the PDT rule cannot possibly benefit the poor, though the rationale may elude us.

>> No.49949128

>>49949052
corpo-fed incest

>> No.49949135
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>>49949101
I told myself I would but I didn't.

>> No.49949136

>>49949077
>$25,000 minimum
>wealthy

anon, I...

>> No.49949139

>>49949101
>ESLs

>> No.49949142
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>>49949102
But the chores they pick to do don’t even matter to people.

>> No.49949144
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49949144

SIGA bros. Siga is going down because Tembrexa is getting more spotlight today..

Super bullish for the gay sex

>> No.49949146

>>49949127
The rule doesn't help anyone. It doesn't protect from any loss whatsoever. Moreover, even those beholden to pdt rules have access to options.
Stop being clinically retarded.

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>>49949136
Aren't most people unable to cover $500?

>> No.49949156

...and now we crab until 3 PM, see you all later

>> No.49949162

>>49949071
Do you know how fucking stupid you sound?

>> No.49949163

>>49949144
what the fuck is tembrexa?? FUCK

>> No.49949166
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49949166

Poof! And just like that, the NASDAQ composite was never over 12,000 again.

>> No.49949168

>>49948999
Buy the Gay
Prepare to Pay

>> No.49949169

what happened to the bayhorse fags? are they still around?

>> No.49949176
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>>49949163
It's the shittier version of siga with more side effects.

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>>49949146
I was reasoning about the rationale behind its origins, back before commission-free brokerages, widespread retail trading, widespread retail options trading, and before crypto and other exchanges / asset classes that circumvent the PDT rule. How about you calm down and try to grasp how deductive reasoning and hypotheticals work before unleashing your tard rage.

>> No.49949184

>>49949169
No, even the most hardcore gayhorse tard gave up.

>> No.49949190

Buy SQQQ at the bottom. Put in limit order for 3% gains.

Is it really this easy?

>> No.49949201 [DELETED] 

>>49949179
Cope, seethe, dial 8, you have no argument just as you have no womb tranny.

>> No.49949205 [DELETED] 

You guys aren't buying this exit pump are you? Supreme court just started a war. It's gonna be uglier than BLM

>> No.49949209

>>49949136
what did I miss? What is this about a $25,000 minimum?

>> No.49949220 [DELETED] 

>>49949205
bullish for baby stocks

>> No.49949228 [DELETED] 
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>>49948990
yea this jannie is super mad that not only was baby murder made unconstitutional, but the economy responded amazing to it. Bull run because of us going back to the constitution. ALL IN TQQQ

>> No.49949229

>>49949209
to avoid pattern day trading rules

>> No.49949235

>>49949220
Bullish for wood again. Short wmarts and targets

>> No.49949242

I bought NET. Also wtf tesla is easy money this stock is kind of predictable and moves hard almost every day. I'm gonna slowly get my 1k back I lost this week.

>> No.49949248

>>49949052
Certainly not a good time to quit smoking.

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>>49949228
I'm gonna need the market makers to pump my AMD bags.

>> No.49949251
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49949251

OK I entered a bear position
Time to resume the bull run

>> No.49949254 [DELETED] 

>>49949228
based all-in TQQQ chad

>> No.49949274
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49949274

Here is your Pepsi to your Coke

Choose your fate Gay Sex Lovers

>> No.49949275

CAM ON NRGU
>*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
SCORE SOME FAHKIN' GOALS

>> No.49949276
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49949276

ASTR will be the next SIDU.

>> No.49949280

>>49949249
ok ok im out TQQQ and all in AMD- please no shoot

>> No.49949283 [DELETED] 

>>49949127
>the rule kind of makes sense from the perspective of altruism in protecting retards from themselves
seems like you're missing the heuristic against govt intervention
protecting people from themselves is never a good reason for a law
- the govt does not know better than the individual, so govt intervention usually forces mediocre outcomes
- enforcing the law costs money, all of us are paying brokerages in some way for their compliance departments
- enforcing the law gives power to the govt (which is why politicians love writing laws)
- the added costs of laws create deadweight loss

>> No.49949300

>>49948999
Sorry SIGAbros. I bought 2 days ago, that's why it's suddenly plummeting. My bad. The curse of the Bogs is strong with me.

>> No.49949302

>>49949052
You ever wake up with a boner and your gookfu isn't there to take care of it because she's in korea with her dying mother? It's kinda like that but with cigarettes.

>> No.49949305
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>>49949280
That's the spirit.

>> No.49949309

>>49949229
I feel like they can't enforce that. Companies like fidelity will just continue as normal

>> No.49949310

>>49949201
And you have no $25k you broke bitch lmao, which btw is an incredibly easy amount of money to accrue.

>> No.49949315

Oil up because demand destruction has not arrived yet.

Tech starting to bleed because rates won't be going down any time soon.

And just like that, my positions are making money.

>> No.49949333

>>49949310
Can I get a straight answer on what this $25k thing is?

>> No.49949339

>>49949300
checked.

keep holding. shit is consolidating and will pump again.

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>>49949300
You got two choices

Siga or Chimerix
ACAM2000 or Jynneos

Phizer or Moderna.
If you understand the occult you will understand the choices. Ice or Fire? This was done intentionally by the cabal elites.

>> No.49949343

>>49949276
Except it's actually a pile of shit with no future. Ask >>>/sci/sfg what they think of the upcoming TROPICS launches.

>> No.49949349
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49949349

My fund just bought a fuckton of SIGA after lowering the price to 12.1, you will never have a chance to get in this low again. That’s all I can say.

>> No.49949356

>>49949339
I don't think it's gonna go back over 13 again anon.

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>the stock market is crashing this hard and they haven't even turned off the QE yet

>> No.49949364

>>49949349
>buy my bags sir, village is hungry

>> No.49949367

>>49949283
I'm 100% against government intervention; I don't think the rule makes sense on any objective or practical level; I was just saying the rule "kind of makes sense from the perspective of altruism in protecting retards from themselves," which is what the democrats claim to want to do. So if they were sincere in their desires, they might pass such a rule as a very stupid and misguided attempt to achieve that goal of protecting the most worthless members of our society.

>> No.49949374

Can spy fucking do something jesus

>> No.49949379

>>49949364
You can check the volume but it’s your loss. I don’t know why I bother. At least there’s movie night here.

>> No.49949382

>>49949374
>+2.4%
Are you not entertained?

>> No.49949383

>>49949333
Look up the "pattern day trader rule" -- says that you need to have a minimum of $25,000 in order to day trade stocks.

>> No.49949389

>>49949374
It did this morning... wtf more do you want?

>> No.49949395

>>49949382
I want some volatility

>> No.49949410

The chud market is pricing in more windfall profits for big oil as women drive interstate for abortions.

>> No.49949420

>>49949395
You one of them options gamblers?

>> No.49949435

>>49949389
Fuck the premarket jews stealing half the fun

>> No.49949439

>>49949420
Yep 50$ on spy going to 360 by next week.

>> No.49949444

>>49949410
What condom makers do we (kek) long?

>> No.49949446

>>49949383
I'm assuming companies like fidelity will completely circumvent that

>> No.49949451

>>49949310
25,000 is more than my first house.

>> No.49949458

>>49949343
Fundamentals do not matter for de-SPAC squeezes or special situations. The thesis is the Russell 2000 Rebalance occurs on the 27th (ETFs and Index funds will be forced to buy ASTRA at any price), there's a decent amount of short interest, and planetary alignment. The same anon who predicted VRM dropped the ASTR thesis this morning. They say he also predicted SIDU and it wasn't Rocker.

>> No.49949466

LOL at the bears. Looks like we are back in business. Bull market for the next 20 years again.

>> No.49949469

Tell me a reason to not buy 1$ uvxy lottery tickets every week until the recession hits hard

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>>49949439
I see. Well, just know when to hold em and when to fold em.

>> No.49949478
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49949478

Down bigly on ASTR already.

>> No.49949479

>>49949444
Short them for the sex strike

>> No.49949480
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49949480

we fr just gon pump? ignore all that shit powell said?

>> No.49949482

>>49949343
Those launches aren't until Q3, you're safe from the rug until then, imo. The only thing that will launch is this stock.

>> No.49949493

HOLY FUCK BLOOMBERG TALK ABOUT BUSINESS RATHER THAN SLUTCUNT

>> No.49949495
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The markets really like Roe v Wade being overturned huh. Market seems to go greenest any time Democrats lose.

>> No.49949499

Just came back from the gym. What the fuck happened to make my LABD bags green? I thought today was supposed to be nothing but pain for me.

>> No.49949503

>>49949446
It's a government regulation; they absolutely would not circumvent it; it would be found out very quickly and easily and they would get absolutely ass-rammed.

>> No.49949504

>>49949389
we watch 1m candles in here sir

>> No.49949510

>>49949476
I probably picked the wrong week. Nexrlt week I will triple my wager.

>> No.49949512

>>49949495
Look at the chart
That's when the pump stopped, almost to the minute...

>> No.49949523 [DELETED] 

How do I profit from the Roe v Wade decision?

>> No.49949526 [DELETED] 

>>49949283
>protecting people from themselves is never a good reason for a law
We also don't want to see entire families destroyed because someone roped themselves on a gambling addiction. In the end you have to figure out what you want to see in society and what you don't want to see and finding the right balance between giving people their personal freedoms and not having them run off cliffs like lemmings is hard. The more utopian our world gets the more we can open up those freedoms. For instance, in a society in which resource scarcity has been solved there wouldn't be any reason to prevent people from gambling because they could literally survive on zero money. But we're just not there yet so there are pragmatic reasons to do a bad thing to prevent a worse thing.

>> No.49949532

>>49949512
Doesn't seem to be going down that much to me.

>> No.49949534

>>49949512
the pump started because of sentiment number coming out at 10am, that's all

>> No.49949543

>>49949052
>the most powerful government on earth, ever
>millions of employees
>"what are you doing thinking about two things at once?"
>1pbtid
feed yourself to a woodchipper

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Last 2 weeks have been horrible for my Oil & Gas E&P longs.
Will it get better? Tell me sweet little lies

>> No.49949547

Why did I buy so much NEGG

Im such a fucking negger

>> No.49949551 [DELETED] 

>>49949523
if there was something investable the market would have moved on the leak from a month or two ago

>> No.49949556

>>49949503
oh well, so pretty much no one is allowed to day trade until their "investments" get to $25k?

>> No.49949563

>>49949546
yes it will be way better in few months- hold IMO

>> No.49949564

>>49949532
He didn't say it reversed; he said it stopped. We've been almost perfectly sideways for 2 hours straight.

>> No.49949570

>>49949546
put it into context, nerd. it's relaxing a bit after a run from negative prices to $110

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>>49949310
Project harder poorfag.
Janny trannies will never be women.

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>>49949333
checked,
we are nowhere near the bottom..
also fuck jannies

>> No.49949575

>>49949446
Fidelity didn't let me day trade until my account was over $25k.

>> No.49949579 [DELETED] 

>>49949523
YUM

>> No.49949583

>>49949564
Overturn was priced in.

>> No.49949590

>>49949023
He reminded us that Elizabeth Warren is a retard

>> No.49949592

>>49949546
Buffet brought about 7.5millions more OXY shares over last week so you have the Boomer King still buying the oil dip, if that helps your morale anon.

>> No.49949595

Fuuuu do i fomo BABA or wait for the next news of chinese collapse

>> No.49949597

>>49949572
Pathetic- makes me happy though. Imagine thinking politics don't effect the market...

>> No.49949600

DID JEROME SAY ANYTHING THIS WEEK

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Bulls win again

>> No.49949614

>>49949526
But this should be the purview of increasingly local communities, not federal. It's because a new york banker can't possibly know what's good for an arizonian farmer, nor can a floridan bartender know what a washington tech CEO needs.

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49949624

>didn't panic sell yesterday

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49949625

SIGA bros Taiwan just got the monkeypee and monkeypoo.

It's over bros..

There are over 60 countries with monkey pee. Just image the revenue these handful of companies will gain.

>> No.49949626

>>49949595
Retard. Every single thread you're told to stay away from baba. Every single thread you ask if you should dca more despite being 80% down. Get a clue.

>> No.49949628

>>49949609
zoom out far enough and bulls always win. lol at being short

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I taste your fear, bobo

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OIL BROS

THEY TOLD ME IT WAS OVER

THEY TOLD ME WE WERE DOWN AND OUT

BUT WE RISE

>> No.49949648 [DELETED] 

I love that jannies pick and choose which section of the rules they want to enforce instead of enforcing them all. Bitch ass. Fuck SPX

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>>49949595
I unironically think that this could be the year for chinese stocks.
The west just likes to destroy itself.

>> No.49949650

>>49949556
Correct. And yeah, all brokerages enforce this; they will lock your account if you engage in any regular day trading. You're allowed to perform 4 day trades in a rolling 5 day period, but if you go beyond that, they will freeze your shit. A day trade is defined as buying and subsequently selling a stock within the same day.

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49949652

Wtf
TBLT up 64% today?!
That means I'm now only down 97%!

>> No.49949659 [DELETED] 

>>49949523
Long (10-20 years) companies that make basketballs and >>49949579

>> No.49949663

>>49949556
You mutts are only allowed to trade 3 times per week if you have less than $25k according to jewish law 9 under section 11, you're free to trade futures as much as you like though

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does this look natural and normal to you?

>> No.49949668

>>49949646
finally jumped on the xom train

>> No.49949671

>>49949667
Sure, why not.

>> No.49949679

>>49949526
Are you fucking stupid? Retarded degenerates running around with unlimited sustainability and tons of resources? Utopia?

>> No.49949685

>>49949667
No, but who fucking cares?

>> No.49949711

>>49949600
At Senate and House hearings, just that 100bps isn't off the table and that nigger representatives should "stop asking such retarded questions" and "go back to their swampland and projects before I rate hike [their] EBT into oblivion".

Stocks rose modestly on those statements.

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49949713

Why is this thread moving so slowly? Did everyone get a block?

>> No.49949718 [DELETED] 

>>49949648
for real, we literally spent all week watching senate and congressional hearings... but today, something is different... they should have their pay cut.

>> No.49949730

>>49949713
If there's no aaaaa posting there's little to say. Crab till next FOMC.

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ROE V WADE OVERTURNED!!!!!
ALL IN ON GAYSEX
I REPEAT
ALL IN ON GAYSEX

>> No.49949731 [DELETED] 

>>49949659
lawlz

>> No.49949741

>>49949626
>>49949649
Well we got 1 75iq bear and 1 75iq bull post... Hmmmm....

>> No.49949743

>>49949444
Church and Dewitt CHD
https://churchdwight.com/

>> No.49949746 [DELETED] 

>>49949713
>>49949648
they really dont understand that the economy and politics go hand in hand and you can't separate the two

>> No.49949747

Oil? Yeah I’m thinking oil

>> No.49949755
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>>49949718
>pay cut

HEHEHEHEHE!

didn’t you hear, anon?

heheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The jannies… THEY MAKE NOTHING! THEY WORK FOR FREE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Hah Astra Space is like 15 minutes from me. I think I know where it is based on that rundown warehouse they’re operating out of too. I might have to cruise by there this week and see what they’re up to.

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>>49949755
wait what? they do this for free?

>> No.49949775

>>49949614
You don't need to be an Arizonian farmer to know that the local community wouldn't appreciate it if Aunt Cassy gets to walk in on a triple homocide/suicide when she goes over to visit her brother who put all his savings on red.

>> No.49949778

>>49949190
What's the bottom sir? the natural distance between 0 and 1 is infinite

>> No.49949786

oh wait this juul ban is the best thing that has ever happened to me. today i went and got gas, cost me fucking $5.38 a gallon, but I got an airis 5500 puff disposable vape that has more juice in it than 25 juul pods, and it comes in that blue razzberry flavor the kids love, and it has a type c USB port to recharge the thing so you can get all of the juice out of it.

Does anybody know which publicly traded company does these airis vape products? I want to get a piece of this.

>> No.49949794

>>49949679
Yeah, utopia would be a world where even the biggest retard can have a good life.

>> No.49949801

>>49949614
>nor can a floridan bartender know what a washington tech CEO needs.
Nonsense. Liquor, and lots of it.

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mumu bros.. it's our time now

>> No.49949808

>>49949741
baba and chinese stocks are disconnected. chinese stocks going down is just yet another reason not to baba.

>> No.49949823

>>49949775
You do have to be an arizonian farmer to realize that that isn't how it works down here in arizona, unlike in alaska.

>> No.49949825
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>>49949774
The least we could do for them is not make their jobs harder then it has to be.

>> No.49949840

>>49949801
Uhmmm
tax breaks, hookers and blow acshully.

>> No.49949841

>>49949808
Nio rose for a month straight now.
Have a big position which is up 40%

>> No.49949843
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>>49949825
>They LITERALLY work for China
>for free

>> No.49949850

Just woke up. Why we mooning?

>> No.49949851

>>49949052
they seem to want to deepen the crisis. I mean, oil prices are a self-inflicted problem.
guess it's a great time to buy...

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>Roe v. Wade overturned
>Dow Jones Industrial Average up 666.66 on the day
>Today is June (6) + 24th (6) + 2022 (6) (Add up the numbers in the Month, Day and Year, simple numerology)
Yeah, the kikes are definitely crashing this motherfucker into the ground.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3OvugEbbrc

>> No.49949856

>>49949843
You know that is complementing to them right?

>> No.49949857

>>49949840
Yeah, the bartenders usually do know about the blow.

>> No.49949873

>>49949841
Nio is a complete scam, akin to luckin coffee but with actual products at least. Cooked books and garbage products though.
Absolutely worth riding for a pnd, but don't get caught with your pants down when it's revealed all their numbers are fake.
Baba, on the other hand, has been marked for death by the ccp in what, 2020? 2019? you'd have to be clinically retarded to put a dime in. Wait for he ccp to give the greenlight before diving in.

>> No.49949891

>>49949873
You havent been following chinese news.

>> No.49949894
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>>49949850
Because it's our turn

>> No.49949899

>>49949852
Brother this in an exit pump

>> No.49949906

>>49949052
It's not either/or. That's like asking why the dishwasher at a restaurant is washing dishes when the cook is having trouble keeping up with orders.

>> No.49949913
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>>49949856
Maybe we can get them into Foxconn.

>> No.49949914

>slow smg day
bullish

>> No.49949918

>>49949309
You are retarded they easily enforce that shit even rabbihood does

>> No.49949929

>>49949891
Oh the abject irony. Go all in anon, I'm sure you won't go bankrupt within 3 months with your amazing knowledge that has clearly proven true with your massive gains on holding baba since the top so far.

>> No.49949932 [DELETED] 

>>49949713
Idiot jannies banned me for responding to the post that roe got overturned. Fucking idiots, hope they are at least enjoying their $0 paycheck for their hard work.

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>>49949523
Move to a state with little abortion options (and barely any black people)

>> No.49949950

>>49949929
I hold a small amount nowhere near the top.

>> No.49949951

>>49949309
t. literal inbred

>> No.49949954
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49949954

being a permabull is like cheating. if it goes up you win, if it goes down you wait and then you win. if you're wrong like one time as a bear then you're priced out. doesn't seem like that's a risk worth taking.

>> No.49949955
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>>49949852
doesn't line up with this though

>> No.49949956

>>49949850
Name one bearish catalyst that people haven't factored in

>> No.49949965 [DELETED] 

>>49949932
I keep getting banned for the slightest things, going to make sure I put tickets in every post to avoid the ban hammer
GTE

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>>49949944
>philly

>> No.49950034

Thread is slow because a lot of us are busy crossing state lines to get our abortions :) thanks chuds now chad cant pump our pussies full of cum anymore!!!

>> No.49950042 [DELETED] 

so whats the reasoning for this giant pump today? you would think with roe vs wade being overturned we're in for a weekend of roastoid riots the likes of which weve never seen before why is that bullish news?

>> No.49950047

>>49949805
>GMEtard image

>> No.49950052

>>49949763
Based Space Coast Anon. I spent last winter there.

>> No.49950051

it's amazing how $SPX is holding these prices.

>> No.49950071

ccl $11 EOD

>> No.49950072

>>49950042
Pricing in future growth from an increased workforce. Also, buy HD because plywood sales will spike today.

>> No.49950074

I bought UVXY yesterday and now I'm fucked. I guess i'll be holding until the next major red day.

>> No.49950077

>>49949954
yeah until we get to a situation like now where the fed cant artificially pump up equities and housing without destroying the country with inflation and we get a 10 year bear market like the 30s

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>>49950042
This probably

>> No.49950112

I feel like a retard now. I missed the bottom cause I thought there was more decline left

>> No.49950113

>>49950042
Bears fear the Russell 2000 balancing.

>> No.49950114

>>49950077
The difference is we are in fiat currency now. It will never fail. This is all unknown territory ever since we have adopted it. It can theoretically go on forever

>> No.49950118

>>49950042
>retard detected
>/pol/ newfag tourist detected
>moron who thinks roe v wade had anything whatsoever do with this pump detected
5 year inflation expectations report was very bullish

>> No.49950120 [DELETED] 

>>49950034
>using abortion as a contraceptive

God will smite us soon- where is that based Bible poster when we need him?

>> No.49950124 [DELETED] 

>>49950042
>we're in for a weekend of roastoid riots
nothing will happen
people only riot for dead male niggers
the BBC brainwashing is real. affecting male and female alike
>>49950074
>I bought UVXY yesterday and now I'm fucked.
put money and HYG and never worry about it ever again

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>>49949954
ok keep buying relief on the way down

>> No.49950136

>>49950077
is that what the gold merchant told you

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RYCEY sisters.......

>> No.49950173

>>49950077
People always want to insist on “muh depression” happening, when so many factors that caused it simply don’t exist in our current financial/economic landscape. Sure, I could see a few years of negative/weak GDP growth, but you unironically believe that would last with unemployment currently at 4%?

>> No.49950182

>>49949711
thank you sir, powerful statement accompanied by powerful digits

>> No.49950198

>>49950088
Im hoping when they say axed they mean it literally

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>>49950074

>> No.49950204
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oh you thought NFLX would stay at -70% from its highs forever?

>> No.49950206

>>49949825
Uhm actually we should make their lives as difficult as possible hello

>> No.49950219 [DELETED] 

>>49950088
how much has that ackerman faggot lost on these kikes?

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>>49950204
its not too late to buy as a smart long term hold as it climbs back

>> No.49950229
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>> No.49950232

>>49950118
first off, fuck you, faggot
>5 year inflation expectations report was very bullish
yeah so current 8.6% inflation coupled with the entire country paying rent and buying groceries with credit cards means LINE GO UP
meanwhile germany just said theyre going to get a lehman moment if russia cuts off any more energy exports

>> No.49950235

>>49950130
if you had 100k portfolio how would it be allocated

>> No.49950238
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>>49950173
employment in the USA is hovering all-time-highs.
people focus on bullshit metrics like muh unemployment rate and muh labor furz precipitation rate.

>> No.49950244

>>49950118
>5 year inflation expectations report was very bullish
how?

>> No.49950249

>>49950173
as the economy slows you're going to see unemployment go up not down. people are going to have to take pay cuts or lose their jobs.

>> No.49950254

>>49950204
>>49950223
its over in perpetuity forever for NFLX, no IPs and other services gaining steam. the rate at which HBO max ate netflix's asshole out after it went online was telling

>> No.49950256

lol wait a minute does this thread only move when I come start bitching

>> No.49950262

>>49950238
>meanwhile employment participation
lol

>> No.49950264 [DELETED] 

What is a good stock to profit off an explosion in nigger babies

>> No.49950269

>>49950198
They were axed to leave nigga

>> No.49950272

>>49950256
most of the regulars are apparently banned for roe v wade posting this morning

>> No.49950273
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49950273

This image shows S&P 500 growth normalized against money supply. As you can see, the last 20 years has been fake and gay and the Fed just pumps money out until something breaks, the markets drop, and then the cycle is repeated.

>> No.49950285

>>49950238
zoom out
employment level is always at an all time high before every recession

>> No.49950289

>>49950146
anyone who buys bong stocks deserves to be rugged

>> No.49950295

>>49950204
NFLX is basically dead now
they have to resort to threatening kids who moved out of their parents house with getting their own subscription

>> No.49950300

>>49950229
Why don't they just release articles that simply say:
>Fuck you

>> No.49950304

>>49950232
>first off, fuck you, faggot
you're a retard, and it makes me disappointed to know that you share this board and post in /smg/, to know that there is someone out there that unironically believed that we pumped today due to roe v wade news
>>49950244
expectations kept going up and up
expectations drive inflation - if people expect inflation it becomes self-fulfilling prophecy as they're willing to pay the higher prices
this report showed first signs of expectations tampering, which can be (falsely) interpreted as inflation peaking
on top of this we have seen commodities get crushed this week across the board, not just oil, and that has also helped to ease inflation expectations

>> No.49950308

>>49950264
nike

>> No.49950315

>>49949954
true, this is why people always say that bulls are low-iq, no analysis needed, no study, no need to know anything about economy, just buy and wait

>> No.49950325 [DELETED] 

>>49950272
they gave me a warning even though i asked if we should short stuff that's only profitable when women are whores.

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>>49950235
honey have you seen the new approval numbers? people do not like biden's economy anymore.

>> No.49950332

>>49950204
i hope so- i short all degenerate companies on principle. and buy ones that are neutral or dont play woke.

>at least i lose money fighting the good fight.

>> No.49950334

>>49950223
nflx is a dead boomer meme like meta. just buy the new sexy replacement.

>> No.49950340

>>49950304
>tampering

What did you mean by this?

>> No.49950356

>>49950219
Did Pershing Square bail on their Netflix position, a while ago? I believe I remember hearing something like that on CNBC.
Google says -$400Mil

>> No.49950357

>>49949526
Retards don't deserve saving. Removing natural selection is what led to their overabundance, ruining any potential utopia for the competent.

>> No.49950359

>>49950285
you again!
when i posted this chart earlier this month there was this exact same reply.
and holy fucking shit are you wrong.
by your definition, as the chart was rising over the years, building one new ath after another
>muh recession imminent
could've been said for months, years, decades in a row
FFS
zoom out and apply your own bullshit
>every month
>muh recession imminent

>> No.49950358

>>49950340
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/michigan-5-year-inflation-expectations-1568
it is bullshit, and has not peaked, but that is the argument, and how it is being interpreted

>> No.49950360

>>49950328
what ticker is this?

>> No.49950368 [DELETED] 

>>49950325
j*nnies have been completely out of their minds lately
is it a gme baggie?
Why now?

>> No.49950372

shill me a lotto play

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>>49950334
>>49950332
>>49950295

very glad to be counter trading /smg/ once again

>> No.49950382

>>49950340
oh, you were noting that I said tampering, not tempering
yes, you're right

>> No.49950387

>>49950360
JOE

>> No.49950395

>>49950304
>unironically believed that we pumped today due to roe v wade news
i wondered why we pumped when i would expect roe v wade to be bearish news
but you're apparently too dumb for english

meanwhile:
>In the Big Apple, the NYPD is enhancing patrols across the city, including at “abortion alternative clinics,” to thwart attacks from “extremists and malicious actors,” according to a memo sent by the NYPD’s intelligence bureau Wednesday that outlined their plan should the ruling be overturned.

>“NYPD Intelligence Bureau personnel have observed threat actors espousing a range of violent ideologies — including single-issue extremism, anti-government/anti-fascist extremism, and racially/ethnically motivated violent extremism,” the memo states.

>“[They are] leverag[ing] social media posts and virtual communication forums to encourage violent and unlawful activity in response to the leaked draft and upcoming ruling.”

>Intelligence officers said pro-abortion extremist organizations are expected to “target abortion alternative clinics and facilities across the US” and may view Big Apple institutions as “ideologically justifiable targets.”

>> No.49950397

>>49950262
>employment participation
>muh labor furz precipitation rate accuracy index (seasonally adjusted)

>> No.49950420
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SWBI?

SWBI

>> No.49950424

>>49950395
the market does not give a fuck about roe v wade you absolute mouth breathing retard
go back to >>>/pol/
>i would expect roe v wade to be bearish news
kill yourself you dumb piece of shit
stop posting here
you drag down the IQ of /smg/ with your stupidity

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49950434

we are forming a very large BART right now on SPY

>> No.49950435

>>49950359
people get fired because of recession

>> No.49950437 [DELETED] 

>>49950420
>AP: IN LANDMARK DECISION, SUPREME COURT RULES CONCEALED CARRY MANDATORY

>> No.49950444

>>49950359
>by your definition, as the chart was rising over the years, building one new ath after another
no, the fact that employment level is always at an ATH before every recession is merely an argument that it's not a good indicator that there will not be a recession. i didn't say anything about whether it predicts recessions; it doesn't.
i'm sorry for your smol brain

>> No.49950448

>>49950273
Boomers are the first generation in human history to actively work to make the world worse for their descendants

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Do we need to spell it out for everyone? This shit ain't the regular monkey pee. This is the gain of function monkey poo+++

>> No.49950452

>>49950357
In a utopia it wouldn't make no difference to you whether there are retards running around. Whatever they're doing wouldn't affect you because it's an utopia. You can sit in your holodeck and simulate whatever the you want while they go and do whatever retarded shit they want to.

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>+35% in one month

all you had to do was buy.

>> No.49950455 [DELETED] 

>>49950395
>I would expect roe v wade to be bearish news
No Roe v Wade = baby boom
baby boom = more future consoomers

>> No.49950461

>>49950437
The Supreme Court is the only part of the federal government still functioning as it was intended.

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>>49950437
an armed society is a polite society

>> No.49950475 [DELETED] 

>>49950424
were the 2020 BLM riots bearish or bullish news you cumsucking mewling pigeon brained ESL fucking dipshit?

>> No.49950486

I have beef paprikish on if anyone wants to come get a bowl later. It will be red like SPY.

>> No.49950491

>>49950372
BHAT just announced that they cancelled a buyout deal. They said fuck you we don't need your money. And earnings are soon.
There are some very big bulls at play.
It could easily pump to $10

>> No.49950492

>>49950454
zoom out

>> No.49950502

I'M FINANCIALLY CRABBING

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>>49950492

okay lol. it was trading for $50 in April.

>> No.49950530 [DELETED] 

>>49948969
>roe v. Wade overturned
>stocks go up

Guess they're excited for more pod babies.

>> No.49950531

>>49950515
now zoom back in.

>> No.49950534 [DELETED] 

>>49950475
Please. Stop posting here. You are retarded.
I can only imagine the other posts you make in /smg/, if you thought that we pumped today due to roe v wade, thought that the market would move whatsoever due to a roe v wade decision
Kill yourself.
The market didn't give a fuck about the BLM riots either you retarded piece of shit. The market does not give a shit about the kind of news that you are apparently infatuated with.
The market does not care that little Susie stubbed her toe you dumb faggot
Lurk moar - please, I'm serious, stop posting tickers / advice here - you know so little, are so retarded, that you will hurt more people than you will help

>> No.49950537

So ETFs tracking Russell have to buy to rebalance at end of trading today, correct?

>> No.49950545

MO is going bankrupt apparently?

>> No.49950549

>>49950461
only because supreme court justices are fewer in number and easier to pick.
>>49950435
its already happening. Not just real estate. Tech offers getting snatched out of grads hands. If tech isn't investing in people to burn money what does that mean for the future growth?
>>49950238
That graph shows we are in fact not at all-time highs and that it doesn't account for the labor participation rate being in the toilet. That metric doesn't account for the 10 million plus workers gone.

>> No.49950559 [DELETED] 

>>49950530
>Short term: more spending for children being born
>Long term: more workers
Bullish.

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>I just discovered REITs

>> No.49950563 [DELETED] 

>>49950530
Maybe they're excited less women will be in the workplace.

>> No.49950565 [DELETED] 

>>49950420
Not buying until peaceful protestors start burning down buildings again
Jannies tongue my anus

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>>49950545
>MO is going bankrupt apparently?

>> No.49950582

>>49949023
Just that the Fed is taking the situation very seriously and will not let us fall into a recession.
Translation of everything was expect continued aggressive rate hikes until things get under control.
What I expect the market to do is to stay relatively flat between rate hikes, with a big drop when the hike comes out, and then flat again. Repeat until things finally stabilize, whenever that will be.

>> No.49950590 [DELETED] 

>>49950563
jannies still deleting posts in /smg/ haha
and they do it
for free

>> No.49950600

>>49950571
So how does this work if you're a store that just bought next month's supply of Jewl? Are you just told to get fucked?

>> No.49950601 [DELETED] 

>>49950590
This is directly related to /biz/ ffs, comapnies are coming out and saying they'll pay for the transportation for abortions so they can keep their work force ffs.
fuck off

>> No.49950611 [DELETED] 

BIDEN SPEAKING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmwJNcbw_3w
BIDEN SPEAKING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmwJNcbw_3w
BIDEN SPEAKING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmwJNcbw_3w
BIDEN SPEAKING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmwJNcbw_3w

>> No.49950618

>>49950600
FDA ordered JUUL products off the shelves

>> No.49950619

>>49950600
hopefully
and hopefully they'll be more careful about selling poison in the future

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49950620

I should have bought cmrx
but I spent all morning reading screenshots on /pol/

>> No.49950630 [DELETED] 

>roe is on the ballot
huh?

>> No.49950631

thanks for killing /smg/

>> No.49950635

>>49950611
Oh god

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JANNY PLEASE I AM POSTING ABOUT SMITH AND WESSON BRAND FIREARMS IT IS A PUBLICALLY TRADED COMPANY THAT I OWN SHARES OF ON THE NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE

>> No.49950639
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tfw got 600 shares last night

>> No.49950647

>>49950618
>FDA ordered JUUL products off the shelves
Right, and it says there FDA is sending goons round to have stores take it off the shelves. Is Juul able to compensate? Does the government provide gibs?

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>>49949526
How how we let people have some fucking personal responsibility for themselves. Oversocialized liberal retards like you constantly look towards the state for guidance instead of taking control of your own damn lives.

>> No.49950650 [DELETED] 

>>49950630
Lmao I'm not sure he knows what he's saying.

>> No.49950659

>>49950618
I’d make the FDA come down and remove the juul pods themselves. What are they gonna do? The FDA doesn’t have the bandwidth to make an enforcement. If I was 7-11 or another fast station chain I’d just ignore the order and make them take me to court. How the fuck can the FDA just outlaw something without congress making a law?

>> No.49950670

>>49950571
Altria owns 35% of Juul Labs. in no regard is MO going bankrupt. interesting analysis on the subject here ----> https://invariant.substack.com/p/altrias-teflon-or-kryptonite-making?sd=pf

TLDR is that the author thinks any juul ban wont effect much, considering tobacco regulation has strengthened MO and the other big ones in the past

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>>49950639
can you send me some

>> No.49950677 [DELETED] 

>>49950648
I don't believe in free will because I'm not a retard. I am not mad at you though. You couldn't help but post that reply.

>> No.49950678

>>49950659
Would you risk breaking a federal law

>> No.49950680

>>49950659
enjoy paying a $100,000 fine for every unit you sell just so you can stand up for the kind of absolute retards who vape

>> No.49950683

buy natural gas

>> No.49950689 [DELETED] 

>>49950235
All into SOXS (pronounced "SUCCESS")
When do tranny jannies get the rope again?
>stock discussion is offtopic
The absolute state.

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I'm gonna get JUSTed at work soon due to a failing business, most of my savings are in the market but I have a small amount in cash. Do I sell to stay solvent?

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>>49950077
You know if you kept buying in the 30s you would have been green after only a few years and mooning in 10 years.

>> No.49950705

>certain people angrily move out of certain states for certain reasons
>stock market continues backsliding for a bit
>comfy six figure remote work gig and no strings keeping me in HCOL New England blue state
>move south
>buy cheap house from aforementioned people
>buy blue chip cheapies on the stock market
>finally secure by 40

Any downside to this?

>> No.49950706

>>49950670
It appears MO has been squeezed on the news tho. I do wonder if the JUUL issue has been priced in

>> No.49950732

>>49950691
maybe
what happens if the market tanks 50%? can you recover? best to stay safe.
the number one rule of investing is to not lose money.

>> No.49950737

>>49950678
It isn’t a federal law, it’s an FDA rule.
>>49950680
The FDA can enjoy wasting their lawyer’s time enforcing something that isn’t in the code and I’ll countersue for legal fees. This is a publicity stunt so the neo-puritanical leftists can distract from the dog shit economy and rising crime rates. They have no ability to actually enforce this shit unless they outlaw nicotine.

>> No.49950743

sold all my option plays too early today now i only have $200 settled cash left

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Uuuuh what is happening, Bobo told it would dip to the abysses

>> No.49950755

>joe brandon talks
>stonks crab
>stops talking
>resumes going up
Okay, so is this now the bottom, right?

>> No.49950760

>>49950737
>countersue the government
ask me how i know you are in no position to do literally any of what you're talking about

>> No.49950761

>>49950706
the author of that wrote on twitter that Juul is not consolidated in MOs financials right now, the FDA decision will be appealed--and the main problem (he argues) is that MO overpaid for the 35% stake in the first pace. MO also owns other vape companies unaffected by the ban as far as i know

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it do go up

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>>49950677
Typical commie propoganda.

"The state knows what's best for you citizen, now pick up that can"

I bet you believe citizens can't be trusted with firearms too and the state needs a monopoly on violence.

>> No.49950783

Any advice? I keep selling credit spreads on spy 30-40 days out and getting burned.

>> No.49950785

Rolled my CSPs to next week
What can I do to make SOXX and SPY crash?

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>>49950753
Monday,it begins going down

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if you know you know
celebrate, but hush

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So... Is it finally over? The great dump of our time?

Are we finally going to resume the bull market after 8 months of pain?

>> No.49950819

/smg/ going to be very slow for the next three days kek

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ASS

>> No.49950827

>>49950760
It’s hypothetical, retard. I’m implying that is what I would do were I Juul.

>> No.49950828 [DELETED] 

>>49950779
*crack*
Only regulation that should exist should secure ever higher rental prices
*sips*

>> No.49950839

>>49950827
there is no "countersuing" the government you fucking retard

>> No.49950850

I know there are value and growth ETFs and index funds for different market weight (large, med, small), but are there ones for international?

>> No.49950858

>>49950753
2 more days

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This is the most natural and authentic market movement I’ve ever seen in my life, we are healing and building back better

>> No.49950867

>>49950783
We're in a bear market, sell call spreads instead.
Or if feeling degenerate try selling 0dte credit spreads and pray you don get btfo

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>>49950659
>How the fuck can the FDA just outlaw something without congress making a law?
this is a funny ongoing legal topic
the constitution generally does not allow for laws to be made by bureaucrats, only elected representatives
the supreme court has decided that it is constitutional for congress to delegate lawmaking power to agencies as long as the agency has a clear mandate (aka they must have a specific topic/task that is being managed)
EXCEPT recently a court ruled that the SEC's internal trials are illegal (securities violators are often tried by internal SEC guys instead of a real court of law)
this can be a sign that the new supreme court is about to challenge the previous decision, and take away the power of random bureaucrats to write rules about climate disclosure in quarterly reports and other random bullshit

>> No.49950871

>>49950850
Yes. What are you looking for?

>> No.49950872

>>49950817
Of course goy. Please buy with all your worth right now. Hehehe.

>> No.49950874

>>49950817
all depends on gpp, inflation data, and the fed meeting next month honestly

>> No.49950883

>>49950871
value and growth international since normal international returns less than fucking bonds

>> No.49950889

>>49950850
Yes but the only market that matters is american. If american market dumps, entire world dumps even harder. If american market pumps, other markets crab or dump anyway.

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>>49950866
mumu confirmed huge fake and gay faggot

>> No.49950926

>>49950674
Why dont you buy my calls :)

>> No.49950929

>Oil About To Post First Full Weekly Loss In 3 Months
Kinda bullish desu oilfam

>> No.49950930

>>49950825
Scoopsies are you still all in 3x etfs?

>> No.49950933

>>49950872
fundamentally there's a huge potential to go up 15-20% now
>extremely low rates (negative when compared to inflation)
>a ton of cash hodlers on the market
>huge dump on stocks since January
>extremely fearful call to put options ratio (low sentiment is bullish)

>> No.49950944

>>49950867
Yeah I've been 25-30 delta call spreads. Still getting close to my stop loss. Around 390-400 is where I've sold them.

>> No.49950960

>>49950839
It can if the government consents, retard.

>> No.49950961

>>49950883
AVIV, VIGI, IVLU, EFV for value
EFG for growth

>> No.49950977

>>49950790
I like this bobo

>> No.49950978

>>49950870
Interesting. Good info

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[>>49950238 again; faggot jannies threw a tantrum about a post of mine]

>>49950549
>That graph shows (>>49950238) we are in fact not at all-time highs
>not hovering at all-time-highs
check picrelated. it is hovering at all-time-highs

>labor participation rate being in the toilet
did you know that people not working right now but by some definition "are looking for employment" are counted as "employed" in muh labor furz precipitation rate?
you probably didn't.

>That metric doesn't account for the 10 million plus workers gone.
there are no 10 million plus workers gone
once again, employment in total is hovering at all time highs in the USA.

>>49950444
don't try to pitch your mere observation as an argument
>is always
>past performance something something future... something else
we don't know if that will remain common indefinitely
>i didn't say anything about whether it predicts recessions
you did as you proclaimed one circumstance as a predicator for the other.
the time frame wasn't specified so it defaults to indefinitely.

calling others smol brained isn't nice either.

>> No.49951012

>>49950977
s & pee is g o i n g to 3 0 0

>> No.49951018 [DELETED] 

the janny is working overtime today, probably upset because they feel they lost their rights even though they will never be a woman.

>> No.49951025

>>49951019
>>49951019
>>49951019
new
>>49951019
>>49951019
>>49951019
new

>> No.49951262

>>49950944
I usually go for 45-60 dte myself. You using any momentum indicators when opening them?

>> No.49951288

>>>/biz/smg

>> No.49951321

>>49950825
TITTIES

>> No.49951579

>>49950933
Retail has been net buying all the way down. Smart money has been net selling. We're nowhere near the bottom. Rates don't mean shit, nobody buy bonds to be safe as they haven't been safe haven since the 60's.