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The mother of all recessions is coming.
Are you prepared?

>> No.49943319

I've got a couple boxes of Cup Ramen, I'll be fine.

>> No.49943414
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>>49943319
Post cups of Ramen or gtfo. Sick and tired of these "subtle brag" threads.

>> No.49943421

>>49943159
I've been waiting for this for the last two years. Yes I'm prepared.

>> No.49943422
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>>49943159


Throw it back, yeah
Throw it back, yeah
I fuck that bitch in a Cadillac, ooh
After that she didn't know how to act, ooh
Back then I used to be quarterback
Go to the bank and I pull out a hunnid racks
Put the AR in the trunk of my Pontiac
Want me fo' show, bitch I'm chargin' 'bout 40 bands
I'm in the trap and I'm shippin' out hella packs (damn)
Diamonds dance so crazy, ooh
Your diamonds so fugayzi, ooh
Been sellin' crack since the eighties, yeah
I just bought a brand new Mercedes, huh
In the kitchen whippin' up babies, ooh
In the kitchen whippin' up baby, yeah
And I got a bitch named Hailey, huh
And I got a bitch named Hailey (brr)

>> No.49943438

>>49943421
What did you do to prepare?

>> No.49943591

>>49943438
Selling my crypto, buying Gold and becoming energy autarkic with Solar Power

>> No.49943611

Why be afraid of it, just the thought of dcaing into the stock market at lower rates makes me happy

>> No.49943622
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49943622

Is cannibalism really that bad?

>> No.49943950

>>49943159
>I finally get a date for today
>wake up and have the shits
>I go to date and global economy collapses

>> No.49943972

>>49943422
catch that hoe
throw it back
throw it back
catch more
she throw it back
brr

>> No.49944013

the world will end with this recession, trust me. people will start eating each other >>49943622
based take

the world will disintegrate, the world cannot handle a recession, people will start looting and killing within two weeks, trust in me

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>>49944013
The world is too full of pic related for it to get to that point.

>> No.49944053

>>49944036
incel trannies are a menace

>> No.49944075

It's like that and it's like this
I took her to the pad and we started to kiss
Now my dick's on hard, you know what I'm thinkin'
Took the panties off and the pussy wasn't stinkin'
Pulled off my drawers and we started to begin
Now the pussy's wet so my dick slides in
Oh, Heidi Heidi Heidi you ho
Ridin' from the back so I'm pumpin' kinda slow
So fee-fi-fo-fuck-fum
She's scratchin' on my back oh here she comes
Now I gotta get a nut, gotta get a nut, gotta get it quick
You know because I love this shit so
[Hook]
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut

[Verse 2]
Okay back, back to the fuckin' basics
You got yours and mine you want to taste it
Open wide oh no don't you waste it
Oh shit all over you face kid
You know you know one thing
You know me I like to slang
That dick you know what so roll over girl while I stick it in ya
But I'll trade it all while I'm ridin' that ass scream and shout
My name is the same
Just another pussy that I had to tame so

>> No.49944091

>>49943159
Not going to happen, house prices will just keep climbing

>> No.49944153

>>49943414
Go eat pine bark foodlessfag

>> No.49944183

>>49943159
No, I only have stacked abot a month and a half of food, and beyond getting more supplys I also need to start studying what I csn forage in my local area.

>> No.49944202

>>49943622
The jamestown didn't think so.

>> No.49944221

>>49943159
I'd say this would be bullish for crypto if people would have any money to invest

>> No.49945240

>>49943622
no you've been duped.

>> No.49945259

I have no money and only some food left. If the recession comes I might an hero

>> No.49946517

>>49943159
I'm developing Bipolarity. Biz says the biggest recession is coming, Biz is also saying the biggest bullrush is coming.

You can't have both, which is it?

>> No.49948415

>>49943159
Not 100% prepared, but am not too loose to not have a secondary source of income.
As a trader, i also play some P2E games with some sort of incentives that could keep me afloat

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>>49944221
Well, i was busy playing Cometh Game, because i earn from it, might keep this stream during recession.. my earnings are decent enough