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>Brokers
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>Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
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https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
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https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>> No.49936786

S&P more like poop and pee.

>> No.49936791

>>49936772
Kek based Tucker

>> No.49936794
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educational picture for all those people from countries that don't matter

>> No.49936795

HIGHER HIGHS
LOWER LOWS

THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED
JPOW HERE TO DELIVER!!!

>> No.49936801

If inflations actually going to be higher, I’m closing my commodities shorts. That’s actually unbelievable, I assumed it had finally peaked.

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okay shills, report in. show us your gains!

>> No.49936823

>>49936801
nigga there was a deflationary snap during trumps term. go do your due diligence on what deflationary snaps in certain economic environments leads to.
HINT: WEIMAR REPLUBLIC

>> No.49936837

>>49936786
It's Shit and Piss

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>>49936794

>> No.49936848
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>jerome turns off the tether printer
w-wagie time...

>> No.49936853
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Job 1:21

"And he said, “Naked I came from my mother’s womb, and naked shall I return. The LORD gave, and the LORD has taken away; blessed be the name of the LORD.”

Up or down, Jesus Loves you, and God has a plan for you - and it is good.

Money is not the end all be all; however, if you do come up on the market, do something with it to help others come to find Jesus Christ.

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They are setting this trap up nicely bros

>> No.49936865

>>49936832
was this again? because last week there was charts that showed they were still buying so I'm curios if this was showing its still going even into this week

>> No.49936867
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>>49936801
They're going higher before a crash.

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>>49936816
GAYSEXBROS JUNE 26TH ALL THE SUCKING,FUCKING,SHITKISSING, AND POXXING YOU CAN HANDLE. CUM TO NEWYORK

>> No.49936875

Why did the nasdaq outperform S&P today?

>> No.49936877
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>>49936794
I'm not seeing the point here.

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>>49936860
Shh,don't tell 'em,hehehe.

>> No.49936879
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>>49936853

>> No.49936892
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Public transportation does not move products and services.
In the end, there needs more roads for vehicles if you want your country to be rich.

>> No.49936899

Bros. I might sell my MO and go all in on SCHP, INTC and SPXS.

>> No.49936903
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>>49936877
yeah because you've got abbo dna nigel

>> No.49936915

>>49936877
Ask the Aussies what they think of relying on public transit.

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>>49936801
>81 million votes

Do not underestimate what they will do.

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Tomorrow is the last trading day of the week that I need to make money

>> No.49936925

Trading is just schizos exchanging their delusions, change my mind

>> No.49936927

>>49936899
Check out AES. I really wonder if I just like value traps alot tho

>> No.49936948

I'm down 20% on MO. if juul actually gets banned it's over. If not it'll bounce back and probably sell quite well.

>> No.49936957

>>49936915
I don't think it's a particularly high opinion. Only dole-bludgers use it.

>> No.49936958

>>49936899
I bought Calls yesterday and sold them today when it ripped up at market-open

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>>49936867
Amazing Pic. I cannot wait to start heeming

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>>49936801
https://www.clevelandfed.org/our-research/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting.aspx
Inflation will just keep rising until energy prices are addressed in some way, either such high rates it causes demand destruction en masse and a deep recession or dems backing off their green policies. Biden's little joke of dropping the gas tax til midterms (lmao) won't do shit, even if it passes.

>> No.49936978

>>49936879
Commies stole what someone else owned and gave the money to the government

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>>49936879
Why do you try and twist the word of God? That is not what is being said, what he said is of the glory of God. See below: repent and ask Jesus into your heart. This is a board of much greed, repent. It is not a sin to work on the market, but do not be corrupted by the sin of greed.

Mark 10: 20-23

20And he answered and said unto him, Master, all these have I observed from my youth.

21Then Jesus beholding him loved him, and said unto him, One thing thou lackest: go thy way, sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come, take up the cross, and follow me.

22And he was sad at that saying, and went away grieved: for he had great possessions.

23And Jesus looked round about, and saith unto his disciples, How hardly shall they that have riches enter into the kingdom of God!

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>>49936772
Why do so many conspiracy theorists here believe that J Pow will raise interest rates by another 100 points?

That would literally destroy the housing market.

>> No.49937004
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>>49936927
I will look. I obviously fall for traps too. I'm in INTC. after all. But at a low average.

>> No.49937009

>>49936925
That’s just life. In case you haven’t been outside to talk to the general population in a minute, they’re fucking retarded and insane

>> No.49937013

>>49936794
Why do Americans need all that land? Why do they deserve it?

>> No.49937015
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>>49936998
I want him to destroy the housing market

>> No.49937023

>>49937013
because you aint gonna do squat about it, landlet.

>> No.49937036

>>49936877
Difference is most of Australia lives in a line, the middle of the US has people in it in Australia it's just scorching desert no one lives in

>> No.49937037
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49937037

Tell me about the SIGA, why does he wear the mask?

>> No.49937040

>>49936903
Alaska doesn't count. It isn't even connected to the rest.

>> No.49937050
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>And again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

christ bros...

>> No.49937052

>>49937037
I have a small amount of SIGA just to play the memes. At what point does it become apparent if it's real or a scam?

>> No.49937054

>>49937013
>need
>deserve
We took it. Didn't need it, didn't deserve it, just took it because the people that had it couldn't stop us.
That's all you need to know about American psychology as we teach it to our children.

>> No.49937064

>>49937040
the fuck it doesnt. Alaska is bigger than Texas and worth tens of trillions in natural resources. You can't just say it 'doesnt count'.

>> No.49937067

>>49937050
>rich man
What are you worried about?

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>>49937050
Just use the money to buy a very large needle.

>> No.49937086

>>49937052
I genuinely don't know where this idea that it is a scam has come from, Why would it be a scam?

>> No.49937087

>>49937064
No one in America drives to Alaska

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imagine these mortgage rates with a 100bps increase next month

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>>49936853
>>49936989
been away for almost a week, but since when did /smg/ get a new resident christian poster? i guess its at least its a fresh concept compared to some of the other played out characters like those annoying lum posters

>> No.49937117

>>49937015
for what they took from me with soxl let the bodies hit the floor

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>>49937074
Anon- you could bring others to Christ. You are on to something. When you make it- help get the camels through the eye of the needle.

Well done annon.

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>>49937107
>Good news everyone, the federal reserve has been increasing their balance sheet! Housing market is safe, bonds are safe, its a stealth bull market

>> No.49937137

Poopy penis bros...

>> No.49937139

PLTR

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I really should just sell SOXL for a loss and start flipping bear market ETFs during red days, shouldn't I?

>> No.49937156

>>49937106
Lol remember when the 2000s interest rates were considered artificially low
They would be unthinkable now

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>>49937050
>it is easier
But not impossible- God has a plan for you and all of us- and it is good, trust him and his plan for you. Try to walk it everyday.2JTTJ

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>>49937126
>stealth bull market
oh noooooo

>> No.49937162

>>49936989
Hmm seems just like the meme fren

>> No.49937166

>>49937107
Very recent, in fact I've only seen it today. I think the astrology (TA) anon triggered someone with the planetary alignment thing.

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>>49937158

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the great depression 2 is coming. i don't feel so well bros...

>> No.49937183

>>49937156
to be fair house prices are way crazier than they were back then. those rates were low with how the house prices were. but with house prices as inflated as they are now mortgages will be infeasible for the average person

>> No.49937185

>>49937106
A bunch of algos across the world started buying bonds hard today. German 6mo went back negative with a loss of something like 2300% of its yield. Jpow is committed to rape hiking, so loading up on puts on bond is probably a valid play. Although crude has started to come down massively, the pain still persists at the pump due to mismanaged supply-production networks. The next reading should account for the rise up in the past month.

>> No.49937184

>>49937106
The fed doesnt set mortgage rates, they set the fed funds rate, and are way behind the curve. The market has already priced in more than 100 bps

>> No.49937189

>>49937054
But God forbid you take shit back from "Them" now

>> No.49937195
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Sigga bros.

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>>49937087
We would if we could, but no one is willing to drive through Canada.
>>49937124
Was not expecting my shitpost to get turned into a well thought out life lesson, well done.

>> No.49937197

>>49936837
That's what he said asshole

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>>49937175

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>>49937107

I want to give back- I want to reach those who are not being reached out to. This is a board of people doing something everyday to make their lives better, I LOVE THAT! I want to be to help those who have both good and bad days. Thank you Anon, I will pray for you.

>> No.49937217

>>49937184
Now Im no bobo but we said the market had priced in 75 bps last time and it took a hot steaming shit well into bear market territory, so everything is priced until it isnt it seems.

>> No.49937219

>>49937183
With mortgage rates having gone up from being able to get one at 3% apr to 6%+ once the banks get their risk premium it has raised the monthly mortgage payment by 40%. Just a 3% raise did that.

>> No.49937220

>>49937040
Cope

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>futures

>> No.49937234

>>49937219
I know variable rate mortgages aren't common but anybody who was dumb enough to have one is getting heemed right now. same goes for any other debt thats on a variable loan

>> No.49937240

>>49937086
Shills trying to derail it

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>>49937166
That was me- I started this a week or so ago. I am honored to know there is a place for me here.

There is a place for all of us in the Kingdom of heaven. Repent and ask Jesus into your heart. Even the sinner to the right of Jesus, as he was crucified was saved in the last hour- there is hope for us all.

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>> No.49937263

>>49937232
She looks like she fucks niggers.

>> No.49937267

>>49936853
support Israel at all cost
>>49936879
>>49936989
>>49937050
>>49937107
>>49937124
>>49937158
>>49937159
Israel first!!!!!!
Retard prots, Israel is their golden calf

>> No.49937274

>>49937232
shop a bobo face on the melanin rich gentlemen and a mumu cumming face on her.
>>49937234
It doesn't matter whether they are common or not. Demand destruction. Families are priced out it. Companies/Firms won't be buying up homes looking at a depressed market without any demand.
>>49937263
she does now

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>>49937232
I'm pretty sure I can see her asshole.

>> No.49937296

>>49937242
No gods no masters

>> No.49937297

>>49936772
I was in the last thread talking about SPY and selling covered calls as a strategy and I wanted to share this.

They say, you don't find a stock that's going down. You find a stock that's going up and you bet that it won't reach one, pre-defined, super high price until the time of your choosing. And you only sell calls at that super high strike, consistently, for the whole 6 month campaign. They compare these two strategies, "stock go up" vs "stock go down."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm0qcsR5-E4&t=96s

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>>49937162
I promise you it is not, read the full chapter, you will not be disappointed. It will make you feel like buying low and selling high.

>> No.49937307

>>49937285
i feel like i caught herpes just looking at that pic

>> No.49937315

>>49937232
Twomad?

>> No.49937320

>>49937232
She looks retarded now

>> No.49937323

>>49937242
Only if you support the Israeli LOBBY in
the USA

>> No.49937333

>>49937320
if you think she looks retarded you should hear her speak, kek

>> No.49937345

>>49937052
When your up 45%

>> No.49937357

>>49937242
Nah, the Lutherans told me I'm damned forever and I don't think there's a sect more permissive than that.
I hope there's a cave with a lake of fire and not just a void of Godlessness, that sounds boring.
Also the Norse had the best afterlife of all time.

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>loser highschool burnout
>go to a junior college in my late-20s
>solid grades because im motivated and transfer to a solid 4-year
>they house me with undergrads although im in my early 30s

b-bros whats the protocol? i have to be abstinent r-right? goddamn it i just want to focus on my studies

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>>49937267
Mathew 28

Neither Israel or Jews have any power in your journey to knowing God and being save in accepting Jesus into your heart. Seek him yourself- only you can find him, no matter who may try to fool you.

11 Now when they were going, behold, some of the watch came into the city, and shewed unto the chief priests all the things that were done.

12 And when they were assembled with the elders, and had taken counsel, they gave large money unto the soldiers,

13 Saying, Say ye, His disciples came by night, and stole him away while we slept.

14 And if this come to the governor's ears, we will persuade him, and secure you.

15 So they took the money, and did as they were taught: and this saying is commonly reported among the Jews until this day.

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>>49937232
is this real... is she really going to fuck a monkey?

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>>49937368
Bullish for SIGA.

>> No.49937391

>>49937297
You could probably do something based on the moving averages on a 4h timeframe
>Something hits 70 RSI
>Sell a call 60 days out
>When it gets down to 30 RSI
>buy that call back

>> No.49937393

>>49937285
Kek yeah she's got a bit of an innie thing going on there. Someone posted her actual asshole (kinda) and pussy on /fit/ and it's still up if you're interested.

>> No.49937404

>>49937368
It's kind of sad how she went from doing softcore to fucking niggers. She literally didn't need to do it, the simp bux guaranteed she's set for life, but she still did it. Why?

>> No.49937409

>>49937367
Check

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>>49937363
you must fug all the girls for us

>> No.49937414

>>49937363
Why aren't you commuting?

>> No.49937418

>>49937232
I knew it and I had said it over and over again.
BBC whore through and through. Humanity is finished

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>>49937363
The protocol is don't be weird, study when it is time to study, party when it is time to party.

>> No.49937423

>>49937391
>You could probably
Who can? I can't. Not yet, that's why I'm watching videos from other traders

>> No.49937425

>>49937015
Housing market isn’t going to crash

>> No.49937430

>>49937404
She probably blew lots of the money on girl shit and lost the rest on crypto.

>> No.49937436

>>49937363
When I was like 21 there was about a 30 year old in my major and he was cool. Just don't be weird and do you.
And no you don't have to be abstinent lmfao they're all adults even if they're not all mentally adults.

>> No.49937445

>>49936791
Also based Chairman "fuck your calls, faggot" Powell

>> No.49937451

>>49937425
There is no way we avoid a (((correction)))

>> No.49937452

>>49937139
I’ve been saying this for months. Everyone kept clowning on me. PLTR will be my retirement stock.

>> No.49937456

>>49936865
Yes this is brand new for this week
>+$14 Billion of MBS purchased
>Treasuries -$7.3 Billion
>Securities held outright (includes bonds lent out in reverse repo) +$6.7 Billion
They were supposed to be dumping MBS but they bought them instead. I suspect "securities held out right" includes bonds they're buying at auction since the treasury isn't getting enough buyers to fund the government (social security).

>> No.49937458

>>49937232
the absolute STATE of zoomers

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>>49937425
Housing will crash hard. It's inevitable.

>> No.49937470

>>49937425
You guys gotta stop saying this shit. We say priced in a thousand times, bam suddenly everything aint so priced in anymore. Say “Housing market wont crash” a thousand times, bam homeowners rug pulled. Unless you dont own a home, in that case say it all you like and jinx it, youll be able to accumulate.

>> No.49937477

>>49937451
Prices might correct a bit, but this isn’t like 08 at all.

>> No.49937482

more inflation means more money which means more money going into stocks which means we go up again and out of this distasteful bear market

>> No.49937483

>>49937456
>They were supposed to be dumping MBS but they bought them instead
honestly that kind of explains why yesterday powel got asked a question about them and kind of doged it when asked if he was planning on buying/selling them from the balance sheet

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>>49937467
No it won’t. Cap this and call me on my bullshit when it happens.

>> No.49937514

>>49937363
I was 25 in school. Just be cool and be fit. Put effort into yourself. And stop shitting up our threads

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>>49937470
It may not look the same as last time though. Mortgage rates are flying up as we know; however there is still no inventory, those that are priced out are priced out. But, there is still those with enough capital to fight over the low inventory- keeping prices high.

>> No.49937531

>first time entire week is green in a year
>dropped racks on SQQQ

if we end tomorrow green i kms

>> No.49937532

>>49937477
On God if lumber gets low enough I am going to hire a team of mexicans who will build me my 100k mansion. Land is not that expensive. Land with houses on them are going to find themselves dramatically overpriced soon.

>> No.49937539

>>49937297
If you choose a super-high price that it's unlikely to reach, who would buy your calls? Someone has to buy them, right? Or you could just sell calls at a million dollars/share and never have risk.

I don't know anything about options.

>> No.49937543
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49937543

Fed is too big to fail.

>> No.49937556

>>49937456
SO wtf is QT... is this extend until black swan event happening like monkey pee monkey poo or china invade taiwan?

>> No.49937562

>>49937416
I liked the Nu-Dexter, it had a calming vibe

>> No.49937564
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my portfolio might be rekt right now but at least I'm still 80% cash

>> No.49937566

>>49937543
ever since we adopted fiat currency, it's literally impossible to fail

>> No.49937568

>>49937513
What if I told you many of the "hottest" zones have already gotten 30% haircuts on new listings?

>> No.49937570

>>49937531
May was green retard.

>> No.49937577

>>49937532
>Land is not that expensive
I was thinking this just yesterday

>> No.49937580

>>49937531
It'll happen, until then DCA in.. that's what im doing.

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>>49937531
>if we end tomorrow green i kms

The world would be less of a place without you annon. Pray to God and ask him to speak to you about what you should do. Ask him to help you walk the path he has for you- it is a good one.

>> No.49937605

Pepe more like poopy.

>> No.49937606

>>49936853
Based

>> No.49937608

>>49937532
>>49937577
land may not be expensive but paying a bunch of mexicans or concrete laying or anything like that to come out to bumfuck nowhere to build for you is

>> No.49937625

>>49937539
Their idea is that you lose more money getting your shares called away, over and over again, than you would if you just got them called away once, at the "top."

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Market's going to be so red tomorrow it will be throwing off heat...
I think I"ll get some burgers to grill

>> No.49937636

>Religious posting in /smg/
Based, God is Good, Christ is King
>Religious and esoteric arguments in /smg/
Absolutely and unequivocally haram, please take it elsewhere, faith in God and Christ is the only thing necessary to live a good life and all religion is man-made and thus perverted by man to at least some degree.

>> No.49937639

>>49937333
>>49937320
who

>> No.49937651

>>49937639
literally in the photo

>> No.49937659

>>49937430
>>49937418
who

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>>49937639

>> No.49937669

>>49937556
They are selling bonds like they said they would, but It seems like the fed isn't interesting in letting things dump to their natural value. If they didn't buy the bonds back yields would have gone up to 6%, stocks would have sold off 15% and housing would have dropped 25%.
They're simply not capable of doing the QT exactly as they described because they don't want to cause a crash.

So if at some point they realize a crash is the best option all they have to do is stop buying.

>> No.49937670

how can i profit off the upcoming monnkeypox plandemic?

>> No.49937672

>>49937556
QT is an idea, something that's both happening, yet not happening, the markets fall but the balance sheet remains high, we have to cut back but we also have to buy bonds and MBS's, we're just supposed to go along with it and manifest a stronger dollar thru vibes.

>> No.49937682

>>49937539
Your premium will be shit if you set an unattainable price. The closer to the current price your strike is, the more your covered call is worth.

>> No.49937688

>>49937651
there is no photo

>> No.49937689

>>49937670
welcome to /smg/

>> No.49937694

I need some copium for my LABD bags
please

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>>49937267
>Israel
I think you mean Kingdom of Jerusalem.

>> No.49937702

>>49937670
SIGA, BVNRY

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>>49937668
Holy fuck I only just realized that guy is not only Fez from That's 70s show but also the newer guy in NCIS.

>> No.49937722

>>49937451
Bros act like a 30% return to mean isn't a crash

>> No.49937723
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>>49937636

There is wisdom in your post anon. All I would say is for you (you as in others reading as well) to seek the scripture, and pray to God to help you find your relationship with him. It is a long journey only you can take on your own.

>> No.49937732
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>Templarfags show up the night before the celestial alignment
What the FUCK is going on?

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>>49937566
This.

>> No.49937755

>>49937636
Religion isn't real anon. We made it up

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>>49937697
The best stewards of the Holy Land IMO.

>> No.49937768
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Ma futes doin a Lil sumn sumn

>> No.49937775
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49937775

This monkey train just keeps going.
It reached 4000 cases today...

>> No.49937774

>>49937723
What does the scripture say about profiting from gay sex?

>> No.49937778

>>49937682
Gaius, go get a crufix

>> No.49937799
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>>49937775

Do the monkey shuffle you fabulous queer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpa1U6q1PEg

>> No.49937824

>>49937775
Hooooo shit its getting real boys

>> No.49937825
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How is Joe Biden going to prevent the recession and help the stock market?

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>>49937774
Every homosexual living in sin, that you help move to the right in being saved by Jesus Christ, will bring you a spiritual wealth that no green day ever could.

That is my opinion, pray to God and ask him yourself, begin your journey to salvation tonight. I will pray for you Anon.

>> No.49937839

>>49937775
Mmm, I like the TA on that daily case parabola

>> No.49937842

when gallows

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>>49937775
Covid / munkpox is real. Get ready for the most contagious small pox variant ever to exist.

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>>49937825
>Biden going to prevent the recession
How can he? He already said Putin runs his own economy...

>> No.49937860

Just want to say that I also love God and am so happy that Christ came into my life. I have been given so much fortune through his word and I am forever thankful.

>> No.49937872

>>49937775
The real test for monkeypoox bros is if cases continue after pride month.

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>>49937825
Prevent it? Why prevent it? Let the baggies pile up in the streets.

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>>49937860
Just you sharing this has helped one or more lurkers. Bless you anon, help me pray for the brothers and sisters on this board.

>> No.49937892

>>49937872
jewyork can only process 100 tests a day for the munkaypox

>> No.49937897

>>49937872
>gays stop having as much sex after pride month

Oh, my sweet summer child…

>> No.49937902

>>49937860
Can you attach a dollar value or percentage to this fortune? For financial purposes, of course.

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With the 'experts' warning retail of investing in the stock market right now, it feels like we reaches the bottom a week ago. Recession unironically cancelled.

>> No.49937921

>>49937840
your full of shit. a homo who never acts on it and gets married to a woman and has kids and does all the pious stuff is not living in sin

>> No.49937924

>>49937897
>gay sex isn't elevated during gay sex month

>> No.49937947
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>>49937872
Pride month has super spreading community transmissions. It is a way for normies to get it. Bringing your kids to watch some leather daddy parade around while you are being bumped, breathed on and hugged. A school in DC already got poxxed.

>> No.49937955

>>49937452
I don't believe it.
T. Bag holder

>> No.49937966

>>49937906
>Print on manufacturers today
everything is slowing down because consumer sentiment is dead.

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>>49937906
Wake up anon capitulation hasn't even occurred until people are claiming the market is done and all hope is lost we have not hit a bottom! Baggie blood must flow before a bottom is in!

>> No.49937974

Why is WEAT dumping so hard

>> No.49937985

>>49937924
If you knew any gay men you would know that it is simply hyper-accelerated during pride month. Lots of these guys are having four hookups a week all year.

>> No.49937994

>>49937970
Banks are extremely healthy!
"Banks didn't just perform well. The test showed they could weather a severe downturn with plunging commercial real estate and equity values and surging unemployment levels."

>> No.49938019

>>49937974
I don’t know. I’ve been confused for months as to why commodities are dumping despite demand remaining the same.

>> No.49938020

>>49937974
All commodities are dumping over "recession fears". See: >>49936867
>>49937985
>If you knew any gay men
I tangentially know one. He's a cousin of my brother's friend's girlfriend. Very weird dude.

>> No.49938022

>>49937755
Religion isn't real, but the universe is. And we don't know what started it. Not even Microsoft. So fucking invest in something.

>> No.49938025

>>49937974
cheaper to let the niggers starve than give them my wheaties

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>futures green
what about the gap from tuesday you fuck

>> No.49938042

Why does DIS look like ARKK?

>> No.49938048

>>49938020
>recession fears

Is the market really this retarded or are they having a laugh at my expense. Niggers need to eat.

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>>49937902
Better than a percentage:

Matthew 13:44
“The kingdom of heaven is like treasure hidden in a field, which a man found and covered up. Then in his joy he goes and sells all that he has and buys that field."

>> No.49938056

>>49937775
We're not getting Covid 2
This one is harmless to boomers so they won't bother to shut the world down for it

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>>49938022
i know

>> No.49938071

>>49938022
>And we don't know what started it
We kind of do honestly, but no one talks about it because it leads to other questions we don't know. Like most things, the Universe is cyclic, but we don't know what started the cycle.
>>49938048
Probably both.

>> No.49938074

So I'm sitting here on vacation. My grandparents bought the house across the lane from the water and year after year the neighbors (rightfully, its their property) build more and more and our view of the water shrinks.
I've been a lazy loser my whole life because I never knew what I wanted or wanted to do.
But if I just get a job and yeet the whole paycheck at the market every single week, is there a day that its best to do that on? Like are Fridays or Mondays usually a little more down or something? Or should I just go with asap? I'm not going to be able to time the market even the slightest.
I want one of the houses across the lane. Right where I spent all my years. They're not even million dollar houses since this isn't like the California coast or something.


Tl;dr if you invest the same amount once a week, is there a better day to do it on?

>> No.49938078

>>49938042
LGBT is getting put on the cross by florida man. They have turned star wars into a money losing franchise. Their parks lose money. Toy story loses money.

>> No.49938086

>>49938074
tl;dr Wednesdays are the weekly bottoms

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>>49937994
Banks were healthy in 1929, 1987 and 2000 didn't stop total panic. People were saying THE BANKS WILL WEATHER ANY STORM in 2007. Anon you are becoming a Baggie!

>> No.49938100

>>49938074
If you are saving for retirement -- just throw everything in and don't think about it. Active/Inactive management is how you are down 70% this year like me.

>> No.49938101

>>49938086
Tyty

>> No.49938124

>>49938091
It was a mark of satire. Apparently the Fed found European banks to be the most healthy of all lol.

>> No.49938127

>>49937723
I still study the scripture, I just don't take all of it at face value and read as many versions of it that still exist as possible. It's pretty clear that some absolute heathens perverted parts of it along the millenias-long journey to the present, so I try to find that which is closest to what I personally think the word of God was and is. Jeremiah 23:19 is still one of my all-time favorite verses in the bible, and I believe we were given free will so as to discern what is true and what is heresy. We will find him in our own way.
>>49937755
All of religion is manmade. Faith in God is an inherent part of the human condition that continues to spring up unprompted in all cultures in their own way, stemming from a belief in a higher power and a responsibility to be good people and help others. In my opinion everything else aside from that is not nearly as important.

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>>49937263
>>49937274
>>49937285
>>49937315
>>49937320
>>49937368
>>49937418
>>49937458
>>49937651
WHO
H
O

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>>49937921
Than that person has fought temptation and their struggle with that sin. No easy task- good for that person. Even a heterosexual person struggles with sin.

A sin is a sin is a sin. Resist it!

Mathew 5:28
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

>> No.49938139

>>49938086
Wait... dammit most of the time you get paid Thursday if you're hourly and whenever they damn please for the stupid salary positions.
Probably not wise to always wait a week to invest, huh? Line go up (over time).

>>49938100
Ok, yeah.

>> No.49938147

>>49938074
RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

always buy up the market during depressions and recessions

>> No.49938149

>>49936772
had I known anything about the stock market and how institutions manage investors money, I'd have made a lot of money in march-may 2020 and in the past 12 months... but I don't know shit, and instead of making money almost passively, I tried experimenting with stocks, only to lose 25% of my money in a few months while other people made 50-300% profits on those very same stocks.
seriously, how do I learn more about this shit?

>> No.49938155

>>49937840
I knew there was a reason I had a thing for meeting lesbian chicks when I was college aged. They're all happily married with kids now. God continues to be extremely based.

>> No.49938159

>>49938139
You can just hold it over the weekend and put it in Wednesday. We're gonna be scrapping bottoms for another year or more as a recession comes on. Just understand its as equally likely to go down now as it is to go up.

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>>49938128
Belle Delphine is now taking black dick. Not too shocking since she loves shoving shit up her ass for people's enjoyment.

>> No.49938166

Test

>> No.49938179

>How the fuck do I short Jesus?

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>>49938127
>Jeremiah 23:19 is still one of my all-time favorite verses in the bible, and I believe we were given free will so as to discern what is true and what is heresy. We will find him in our own way.

You seem to be a wise individual anon, well said.

>> No.49938196

>>49938071
I'm tired of having this discussion, but just know that you're still here and I'm still here and I'm still gonna fuck your shit up. TemplarGang, TemplarGang, TemplarGang. We gotta talk about stocks at some point or we will literally descend into figurative hell.

>> No.49938198

FUCK BEAR MARKET RALLIES
FUCK CATHIE
FUCK THE COST TO BORROW

FUCKCKCKCKCKCJCJCJCJJCKCKCKCKCJCKCJ

>> No.49938199

>>49938162
>Belle Delphine
nooooooo why?

why would she do this? she didn't need to do this. what a fucking retard.

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buy xbi

>> No.49938214

>>49938162
>Caring about what a pedo-pandering whore does
NGMI

>> No.49938219

>>49938198
>bear market rally
the bear market is over if we rally

>> No.49938221

>>49938159
Oh I know.
But like I said. Im q lazy loser. I have $0 right now and have had $0 for the last 18 months or so.
So literally anything is better than right now. Even if I invest it all and lose 80% forever.

But I may as well use my unique opportunity of living at home to get a jump on it.

>> No.49938229

>>49938212
short xbi because they burn money faster than tech does

>> No.49938264

>>49938221
Build up a comfortable amount of liquid cash first. Consider however much you might need quickly -- it might be enough to cover auto work etc whatever it is to you. Then from there add the rest in to retirement. If your job has a 401k -- cash match that first, then put money into a roth account before going into an individual account.

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Lol forgot to post it

>>49931961
Thats exactly what Im talking about he hasnt been the first to do that shit with a group. Others have done it and just like that youre down 50% by end of next day. I am not taking such a stupid gamble. If Im gonna risk it I need good logic to dump it all in and not wake up in the middle of the night throwing up that im gonna lose my life savings.

Ive successfully found a few stocks in the past on my own or with irl friends, best one was over a 10x. The problem being it was my first attempt so I didn't go all in, even though I was fairly confident with the reasoning. 2k became 23k. Now if only 41k was dumped in instead. 41k would been slightly over 450k. Wew I would not be here worried looking for the next big play and getting irate at pump and dump shills trying to sucker me out of money. I just want out of the wagecage and to be free of the freaking stock market, thing is a legalized scam.

>>49931967
Why are you sure I'll get what I want? Even now as a non rich I have a lot of what I want. I really just want freedom from the wage cage. The rest of what I want is stuff money can't buy. Having the money merely puts an end to the torment of the wagecage. To finally be at peace and not have to deal with other wagies that are in all likelihood looking to get one over on you, whether it be Stacey reporting you to HR for not giving her attention/supposedly staring at her or some psychopath that took a joke the wrong way in the office that slowly escalates it to trying to demean you in front of others for some status points. *inhales* I WANT OUT OF THE WAGECAGE!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.49938308

>>49938274
I don’t mind the wage cage, but my wife is still working part time. I don’t want her to.

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>>49937799
yes

>> No.49938324

random question -- how do I find out the spot price for I-Bonds? Once inflation peaks I want to buy I-Bonds for when the rates crash back to zero. -- which drives up the bonds value -- or if it continues going up then the coupon yield just increases.

>> No.49938331

>China’s steel mill owners are in a bad mood as demand takes a hit

China doing it's part to create demand destruction inside China

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>>49938124
I figured I was being overly alarmist and sensationalist.

>>49938221
Like another anon said.
>401k to cash match
>IRA max it out or at least put a sizeable amount in it
>VOO
It is actually stupidly easy. The issue is it is boring which causes people to get "experimental".

>> No.49938361

>>49938331
they are currently doing the needful and shorting the metal back into the ground. As these companies produce for the world market now instead of being a net importer they have massive short contracts open on metals as basically covered calls that they can settle with physical delivery as a hedge.

>> No.49938366

>>49937775
>fags cause yet another worldwide plague

>> No.49938373
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49938373

What is this clown world economy really???


-Past performance does not predict future performance.
-Buy the spy 500 passively don't think.

-Rise of Tesla,electric cars alternative energies

-gas prices increase

-have a worldwide pandemic apparently millions of deaths and continuing new variants viruses popping up frequently.

-housing market almost impossible to buy something at a fair value that is even normal

-mortage rates go up supply still worse as ever.

-print exponential amount of money assets still crashing.

-hedge against inflation, Bitcoin,silver,gold. All crash LMAO

-liquidate all money buy into doom gloom videos off YouTube lose your fiat currency to 9 percent inflation.

>> No.49938379

>>49938324
you type i bonds into google and follow the first link. stop being so lazy you lazy shit

>> No.49938400

>>49938373
Welcome to the Great Reset. It's all managed, algos, in groups and insider trading. They pick the winners and you're the loser.

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>>49938379
alright king, show me how to find the spot price of the bonds.

>> No.49938428

>>49937906
The "experts" hop back and forth on that. Look at 2020 and 2021. They did the same thing.

t. Ignore financial analysts and smg analysts who call every dip the bottom since SPY was $480

>> No.49938454

Kek, just read about Juul. Time to smoke real cigs like a man, zoomers

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>>49936917
neat painting, fren

>> No.49938477

>>49938428
The bottom is the all-time trendline, which would put S&P at about 2k give or take a bit. Anyone saying otherwise is either biased from their own positions or paid to say otherwise or is just retarded, simple as.

>> No.49938478

>>49938400
No. You pick the stock, you win. You can't pick SPY anymore. You can sell covered calls on it. Or you can pick the right stock. Look at Burry. He's still speculating on weird, gay stocks that no one else will buy, but he'll make 20% on it.

Just fucking pick your stock. And then! Pick another one. Do you buy more of it? I don't know. Ask Rocker for premier stock market advice.

>> No.49938501

>>49938454
>They took Menthol from cigs
>soon to be banning them too
>and then banning alcohol again
weed bros ww@

>> No.49938533
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>> No.49938569
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shit bros is the week gonna close green

>> No.49938579

What the fick are futures doing!?!?!?! Im actually going to commit suicide holy shit. Im leveraged out the ass and I’m betting that the market is going to drop bigly in the short term but it’s only pumped the last two fucking days. If it pumps tomorrow I’m ruined. I’ll have to put a bullet through my brain God damn it, I should have listened to my mom and not leveraged myself. God save me.

>> No.49938601
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Original shill for pic related here. I have a new play that I will be shilling in pre-market hours tomorrow. Posting deep ITT for the Anons who deserve it to find... and for anticipation.

I am putting on a tripcode so you'll know it's me. W&L.

>> No.49938608

>>49938501
I'd be down with alcohol and tobacco getting banned across the board even if it would suck hard quitting nicotine cold turkey, on the condition that weed was then fully federally legal and testing standards existed wherein a person could still get in deep shit for being actively under the influence above a certain level while working a dangerous position or driving and NOT one in which only piss testing was available which has always been explicitly designed to screw people over and keep them from truly gainful employment. Quitting weed so I can get a better job has sucked so hard bros but gotta take care of my responsibilities and family.

>> No.49938610

>>49938579
Don't worry it will crab and close -.01%

>> No.49938614

>>49936801
>If inflations actually going to be higher, I’m closing my commodities shorts. That’s actually unbelievable, I assumed it had finally peaked.
Explain what do you know?

>> No.49938624

We are in a clear bullish uptrend now and lots of sentiment is moving away from doomsday apocalypse. I think we are rebounding big time up until end of year. We might even end the year flat or with a small 2-4% gain. If you aren't deploying your dry powder now then you're clueless.

>> No.49938634

>>49938308
I got mine out of the cage. Now she is a full time house wife and I don't have to listen to her talk about her day. Next, I will be escaping this wage cage if Monkypox becomes huge

>> No.49938645

>>49938624
Pls no. I’ll be ruined

>> No.49938647

>>49938624
there is no bullish sentiment. Everything points to down. However, they will hose the people overleveraged on their shorts. Lower highs. Spy can't even get its ass over 400.

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>>49938214
Hey asshole. A lot of racist boners are weeping today. We all thought she was /our racist whore/. Turns out she is just a whore. God damn this world

>> No.49938691

>>49938672
>whore doing whore things
who could have predicted this?

>> No.49938712

>>49938647
the greed and fear index was at 0 which wasn't last seen since the great depression. people are pricing in a doomsday apocalypse that won't happen just cause milk costs $0.50 more. face it this is clearly the bottom the only question now is if you're smart enough to realize it or not.

>> No.49938721

>>49938672
Very funny post, but I stand by what I said. Anyone that gives a shit about what a pedo-pandering whore does is not going to make it.
>>49938691
Not people that aren't going to make it, that's for sure.

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>>49938624
>We might even end the year flat or with a small 2-4% gain
That would be comedy gold.

>> No.49938734

>>49938712
Fair value for the S&P is 1200 tops

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>>49938608
short this

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>>49936772
Is ICLN going to go up or am I wasting my time thinking these clowns can build a renewable energy portfolio

>> No.49938749

>>49938421
Up to $10,000. They're not fungible so there's no spot price.

>> No.49938751

>>49938734
what to you is an appropriate P/E ratio?

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>>49938579
Bro, it's gonna be ok. But don't bet against America ever again.

>> No.49938764

>>49938579
Lol. Plunge protection team saucing up your anus right now.

>> No.49938771

>>49938601
Will it be the trip you're using here? And how should we know it's not just some ploy to trick us, you gonna give the info on why it would pump?

>> No.49938774

>>49938749
Some anon said he had bought 50k of them off spot market. Maybe he meant he bought something else instead then.
>>49938712
if you only knew how bad things were really going to get. Europeans haven't even seen true horror for their utility prices yet.

>> No.49938775

>>49938734
P/E is already at 17 which is historical average... SPY at 1200 would put P/E in single digits lololol. You are delusional.

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>> No.49938801

>>49938742
I can't because I do not have or want options approval as derivatives are sin in my opinion. But thank you for the suggestion.

>> No.49938812

>>49938264
>>49938335
Tyty. I was skeptical at first but my friend invests and I hang out with him a lot so I mostly come here and feed him memes but he puts on some videos and I like Andrew Jikh's stuff and he tells you all of that boring safe stuff and why it all makes sense. I thought it was all a stupid scam when I had a job. God I wish I knew in 2016...
But it sounds good. Like everyone else I wish it was faster because hearing "until retirement" sounds like "when you're an old man". I want things for my future family and yes that means investing for the future obviously but I wish I could do it as a young man. I know that's why people do the crazy things that makes a lot of anons fill up the loss porn threads.
Its just frustrating. I guess I'm just mad at myself for being afraid to get a shitty job, for not doing better, and for letting down a family I don't even have yet or maybe ever.

But that's good advice that I'll remember, it just sucks to come home with half of your paycheck if you do all that even if the other half isn't lost.
And then I get mad thinking about all the people who can't afford to have their checks halved...

>> No.49938821

>>49938734
1200 is way too low, 2k is all-time trendline and would be more in line with actual growth with all the cancerous funni munni retarded fiscal policy hot beef injection """"""growth"""""" ripped out of the valuation of the index.

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ay yo no cap this market is pretty sus. on god xbi be straight bussin bussin th

>> No.49938832

>>49938608
you do know you can buy fake piss at head shops right? aerospace engineers buy stuff to cover up their cocaine addictions in boeing im sure you can get some pee powder and handwarmers to keep in your toolbox for when you need it

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>>49938601
What am I looking at?

>> No.49938845

listen night time /smg/
we are bullish as fuck all of a sudden and you need to buy these cheapies before all the normies figure it out

im talkin netflix im talkin amd im talkin all the growth stocks that have been beaten down like crazy this year

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>>49938775
that would cause the PE to go up not down

>> No.49938860
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Now you've officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed-screwed
Chopped-chopped
And screwed
You've officially been
Dance-dance
Screwed
And ewed-ewed
Chopped
Screwed-screwed (luda-luda)
You've officially been chopped and screwed

>> No.49938887

>>49938845
we meaning me and the voices in my head

>> No.49938889
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I keep telling you that cloud is where the gold is, but you won't listen.
MDB, ESTC, DOCN

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>>49938832
ive used pic related, it worked for my probation officer meetings when I was like 17

>> No.49938907

>>49936860
If you buy now you'll be okay.
They want you to buy the top of the bounce and lose everything.

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>>49938845
I bought 2023 apple leaps at what now appears to be the local bottom, $129

>> No.49938917

>>49938910
thats a year too early

>> No.49938928
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I will die poor and a virgin

>> No.49938947

>>49938928
no

>> No.49938951

>>49938775
>P/E is already at 17 which is historical average
>based on previous earnings
Based on previous earnings
>based on pervious earnings
Based on previous earnings

>> No.49938956

>>49938928
Come on, you're not going to die poor.

>> No.49938971

>>49938843
no what the fuck am I looking at

>> No.49938970

>>49938917
Might take profit at 50%, might roll it out idk

>> No.49938985

>>49938608
>yes daddy government regulate me!

>> No.49938990

>>49938845
>we are bullish as fuck all of a sudden
then red day tomorrow

>> No.49938993

>>49938843
I will never understand simps.

>> No.49939003

>>49938843
white feet?

>> No.49939037

>>49936899
> INTC
> Intel delays for $20 billion Ohio factory amid stalled CHIPS Act

>> No.49939045

>>49938832
Class A misdemeanor (just below being a Felony) to alter the results of a urinalysis in Texas. So while it might work for just a simple tip-cup strip test and pass there, if they send it off for lab analysis and determine it's synthetic you are fucked. If they catch you during the test through camera or two-way mirror or attendant being present, you are fucked. So it's either risk basically being a Felon and become unemployable for anything worth a fuck when you get out of jail if not prison, or quit. So I'm quitting.

>> No.49939047

>>49938970
The voice of a generation.

>> No.49939066

>>49938928
naw you'll make money

>> No.49939074

>>49939045
Wise choice- stay on the path.

>> No.49939093

bake

>> No.49939115

>>49938985
Meh, I said what I said. In a perfect world all three would be legal and available but we don't live in that world, we live in one where faggots like to get drunk and kill whole families because they're too stupid to get a ride and we live in a world where people puff themselves to death until they get cancer and melt away in front of everyone they cared about. We also live in a world where degenerates smoke too much weed and become completely unmotivated schizoid sacks of shit too, but they're not violent and unlikely to kill themselves and their families by proxy from it and it's a lot easier to see it coming in the ones that go that full retard with it.

>> No.49939118

>>49938843
Gross.

>> No.49939119

>>49939047
Are you implying I approach investing in an immature, zoomer like manner?

>> No.49939133

>>49939045
wtf? catch a charge? so not only did boomers require drug testing but made a stupid law to charge your ass and ruin your record. I hope every boomer retirements funds blow up. fuck them.

>> No.49939136

>>49938601
A car buying service is.. the next one? How much we talking here? It looks like it already pumped bigly.

>> No.49939163

>>49939136
reading comprehension anon. invest in some reading comprehension.

>> No.49939171

>>49939136
No, I'd suggest you sell that if you got it.

>>49938771
Yes.

>> No.49939174

>>49939115
well I'm down for vehicles to all be installed with breathalyzers desu. Hate drunk drivers

>> No.49939200

new >>49939182
new >>49939182
new >>49939182
new >>49939182
new >>49939182
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>tfw you bought GLD calls again
its time for the pump Mr. Dimon

>> No.49939238

>>49939045
smart not to risk it, mine always passed the lab but that was forever ago

>> No.49939260

>>49939163
I just glanced. Looked again. My bad.

>> No.49939411

>>49939045
what happens if you lie and say you have a college degree but you dont?

>> No.49939711

>>49938742
i'm not a bad enough dude

>> No.49940177

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

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>>49936867
so what you're saying is.. pic