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>When the Zestimate is down -1.7% and your husband won’t let you use 30k of “our” hard earned money to get granite counter tops to raise it.

>> No.49889234

>>49889171
This meme format is making me want to divorce my wife, haven’t gotten pussy in weeks and she had the audacity to ask for a new car….. I bought her a 2017 Chevy Tahoe last year but her cunt friend Becky just got a bmw so how she wants one… mgtow doesn’t seem too bad anymore. Might take a trip to Amsterdam and get some stripper cunt

>> No.49889251

Divorce that loser, babe. A loser who doesn't care about the Zestimate™ is a loser who won't care about you. You deserve those granite counter tops.

>> No.49889287

>>49889234
I really hope this is just a shitpost

>> No.49889382

>>49889287
Not a shit post, this woman almost divorced be because I didn’t want to pay 20k to have “cleaners” clean out garage… I paid the 20k to save our marriage and then she left me for 6 months because she started menopause

>> No.49889395

>>49889171
>>49889234

Do American women really?>

>> No.49889448

>>49889382
Anon, if you aren’t larping you need “lose” your savings and immediately divorce that woman. Women in that state of mind will continue to find reasons to be unhappy. Enjoy your golden years and find refuge in Thailand.

>> No.49889450
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49889450

>>49889382
anon
coming from a dude who spent a miserable 5 years with a leech and, fortunately, did not get married
get the fuck out
please
get the flying fuck out while there's a chance. for the love of god tell me you guys dont have children, and even if you do, fuck it dude, get the fuck out
you can do better homie

>> No.49889531

>>49889382
Holy shit anon. She better be fucking hot.

>> No.49889568

>>49889234
Sorry dude, I mean it. Don't give in.

>> No.49889580

>>49889251
Yas, Qween! You go gurl

>> No.49889597

>>49889234
As cucked as it sounds, try to goad her into blatantly cheating on you (but don’t be overt about it). Collect all of the evidence you need over a period of time, get in contact with a good lawyer and get a strategy going. If you break things off now and reveal your true feelings, get ready for a world of pain with all of the expenses and none of the leverage.

>> No.49889600

>>49889568
Little does she know, I never legitimized our marriage papers. If she tries to actually pull some nuclear shit I have that in my back pocket

>> No.49889612

>>49889600
That won’t hold up if she gets a Jewish enough lawyer. >>49889597
This guy sounds like he’s onto something.

>> No.49889614

>>49889600
then tell her to fuck off. she's just a leech

>> No.49889619

>>49889600
Please tell me how this works. I need to know for my three year future time line.

>> No.49889621

>>49889600
Smart man, well done

>> No.49889624

>>49889382
The worst part is that most married men are in a similar situation.

>> No.49889631

Why boomers love granite countertops when all restaurants have stainless steel?

>> No.49889634

>>49889171
>granite counter tops
2004 called and wants its counter tops back.

>> No.49889654

>>49889612
Problem is she is a Jew

>> No.49889658

>>49889600
Depending on your state, cohabitation in the same residence without marriage can still be held up as a marriage in court. But if you can just get it annulled for that reason, that could be a ticket out.

>> No.49889673

>>49889658
Cohabitation my ass, I literally sleep in the guest cabana on a pull out, that I also bought her because our neighbor got one

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49889675

>>49889600
careful lads, common law marriages can happen if you act like the two of you are married for a certain amount of time.

>> No.49889708

>>49889654
>pol is always right

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>>49889171
>OUR money
>MY house
>MY kids

How am I expected to not hate women when I always see them act like this?

>> No.49889757

>>49889382
Ahahahahahah the shit men will put up with. You hate to see it. I would have told her to take a hike. Some learn this lesson later in life but it must be learned.

>> No.49889769

>>49889673
You seriously need to man up. She controls you like a pimp backhands his bitch.

>> No.49889774

>>49889654
Do you have kids? And how hot is she?

>> No.49889778
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49889778

>>49889757
>Ahahahahahah the shit men will put up with. You hate to see it. I would have told her to take a hike. Some learn this lesson later in life but it must be learned.

>> No.49889836
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49889836

>>49889757
I envy your large wiener

>> No.49889873

My wife knows I would not hesitate to kill her if the disgraced me, not like there is death penalty in my country anyway

>> No.49889885

>>49889836
I feel like most people enter into at least one unhealthy relationship in their life, it's just a matter of are you gonna be the couple that cuts it off after a year or maybe 2 - 3 or you gonna be that couple that was married for 15+ years. That's what happened to my parents and they both expressed regret at letting it go so long. But alas some parents stay together for the kids; which is also questionable but idk. Do you have kids?

>> No.49889991

>>49889885
Tbh I’m half bullshitting this. I am the kid of the parents I am making fun of.

>> No.49890036

>>49889991
So you did have kids? And the larper you are is one of them? The plot thickens

>> No.49890304

>>49889631
Restaurants actually do cooking

>> No.49890330

Women are scum bros. Don't get married whatever you do.