/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.49882652]

literally no one i know of, friend family or coworker, has been laid off or heard rumors of layoffs. there is a lot of talk about the coming recession, but nothing about pre-emptive layoffs. my conclusion is that people posting threads about being laid off are lazy zoomers who got put on PIPs but can't face up to the fact that they have no work ethic and just blame boomers. there's some confusion about their world falling apart and the real world falling apart because zoomers have a hard time distinguishing the world and their ego.

[Anonymous No.49882681]

wow good thing I'm a neet

[Anonymous No.49882730]

that's because it hasn't started yet

[Anonymous No.49882736]

>>49882652
i would like to put my PENIS in her VAGINA, IF you know what i mean ;))))))))))

[Anonymous No.49882737]

>>49882652
Does she have autism

[Anonymous No.49882757]

>>49882652
Overvalued tech companies are laying off staff but that seems to be the only industry

[Anonymous No.49882758]

>>49882730
well let me know once it does

[Anonymous No.49882766]

>>49882652
I was laid off 2 weeks ago, along with several others that day.

[Anonymous No.49882779]

>>49882758
it's in the image. i should've said it has only just begun.

[Anonymous No.49882781]

>>49882766
I got laid in 2012. Shit was so cash.

[Anonymous No.49882787]

>>49882652
I laid off 60 millenials last week kek

[Anonymous No.49882795]

My company just sold my business unit for a rock bottom price to a competitor who made it very clear they're going to fire half of us

[Anonymous No.49882814]

>>49882652
didn't read OP
everyone I know has been laid off

[Anonymous No.49882835]

>>49882652
I've heard mainly of threats if you don't want to return to the office.

Also, this webm hurts me and she looks like Elizabeth Olson.

[Anonymous No.49882886]

>>49882652
I could save her and the chink at the front
would not take the girl in the middle tho

[Anonymous No.49883052]

>>49882730
>fed yanking liquidity away (QT) in 2008

u wot? the fed turned pumped liquidty and opened the discount window and has liquidity swap provisions with a bunch of other countries. the 2000s were all about the fed becoming more and more hawkish, lowering interest rates to make credit cheap and widely available to run the economy hit and maximize employment.

>>49882737
>Does she have autism

yes

[Anonymous No.49883076]

>>49883052
who is this man bros?

[Anonymous No.49883099]

>>49883052
Fucking gross ass troon has his feet in gutter water.

[Anonymous No.49883152]

By 2025 I'd guess we're looking at a 60-75% unemployment rate and a 30-40% percent homeless rate. It's over.

[Anonymous No.49883157]

>>49883052
i wish i was that water getting to lick and caress that mans feet

[Anonymous No.49883161]

>>49883099
she is building an immune system
covid that almost killed a weakling like you only made her sneeze 1-2 times and that is all

[Anonymous No.49883217]

>>49883152
wow ok i think we're going in a bad place but not that bad anon.

[Anonymous No.49883230]

>>49882652
you mean people lied in the media again?

shocking

[Anonymous No.49883244]

>>49882652
I'm starting to understand women, bros

I am no longer attracted to womanlets. from now on I will only fuck tall bitches

[Anonymous No.49883339]

>>49883217
Hope you're right fren

[Anonymous No.49883361]

The layoffs come after poorly ran companies can't get infinite low interest debt to ponzi

[Anonymous No.49883389]

>>49883052
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/bst_recenttrends.htm
fed balance sheet decreased in in the first half of 2008

[Anonymous No.49883516]

>>49882652
Wages and salaries aren't keeping up with monetary nor price inflation, therefore labor is cheap relative to other expenses

Wonder why the Federal Reserve has a dual mandate?
>inflation-targeted price stability
>maximum employment
Inflating the money supply whilst simultaneously broadening the labor pool and automating labor, against structurally constrained supply chains, yields a desperate demand impulse from the working population whose compensation has suffered real deflation

>Neofeudalism

[Anonymous No.49883643]

>>49882652
>PIPs
You work in a soul sucking office doing nothing and cope by making threads like this. Are you a supervisor yet or just lead kek?

[Anonymous No.49883673]

>>49882652
layoffs are a lagging indicator, infact almost every recession starts with very low unemployment

[Anonymous No.49883678]

>>49882730
>QT in 2008
what are you smoking?

[Anonymous No.49883726]

>>49883389
False.

[Anonymous No.49883849]

>>49883726
i literally linked the evidence but ok. guess some people are just resistant to evidence

[Anonymous No.49883889]

>>49883849
The "evidence" doesn't support your statement, mongoloid. QE didn't even start until the end of 2008, let alone QT.

[Anonymous No.49883923]

>>49883889
>>49883726
>>49883678
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/FDHBFRBN
ok "mongoloid". if you still believe waht u believe after clicking this link then i guess ur eyeballs or brain simply do not work

[Anonymous No.49883935]

>>49883673
this

[Anonymous No.49884021]

>>49883923
Imagine being this retarded and clueless.

[Anonymous No.49884088]

>>49882652
This recession is inflation driven. Instead of people loosing jobs everyone is taking a pay cut.

[Anonymous No.49884148]

>>49883889

nah anon, i was also doubtful but remember that legislation authorizing TARP was passed in 2008 but the actual purchasing of assets was done in 2009.

i cant recall a reason for the drop in balance sheets for the fed in Q1 of 2008 though, but i imagine that most everyone underestimated the severity of contagion of risk across the sectors. hindsifht is 20/20.

[Anonymous No.49884205]

>>49882652
If you're white you wouldn't have. This is probably the first time they've started canary singing when only marginalized people are gettig axed. My guess is because it's about to be a doozy.

[Anonymous No.49884231]

>>49882730
Retarded notes aside, unemployment is going to rip when it finally turns

[Anonymous No.49884269]

>>49884148
QE started in late November 2008. Before then there was no QE and hence no QT.

[Anonymous No.49884309]

>>49882652
Someone know this man’s name?

[Anonymous No.49884350]

>>49882737
>she
Anon...

[Anonymous No.49884374]

>>49883516
The Fed doesn’t care about employment if anything they want to increase unemployment as to take away wage inflation

[Anonymous No.49884412]

>>49882652
A layoff just FLEW over my HOUSE

[Anonymous No.49884422]

>>49882652
>>49883052
>>49883217
I'd put her on all fours and start eating her pussy and asshole from the back and slurping her fluids and licking her thighs and labia and fingering her click and pussy and I'd slowly enter my penis into her vagina and caress her breasts from underneath and bite her back and neck and grab her hair and I'd thrust inside of her and feel her juices and take out my cock and slowly push it into her ass as she moans and writhes and I'd grab her arms and lock them behind her back and thrust into her over and over and grab her hair and slap her ass cheeks and pull it out and flip her over and fuck her missionary and grab her by the throat and fuck her until her eyes rolled back then I'd make her ride me cowgirl and reverse cowgirl then back to regular cowgirl and I'd be fondling her breast the entire time, slowly circling her nipples and pinching them and making them erect and slapping her across the face and bringing her closer to me and kissing her and sticking my tongue down her throat and then I'd grab her behind the back and throw her back into missionary and fuck her rapidly until she comes and comes and comes and I'd be grabbing her thighs while I thrusted inside of her while her arms go over her head then I'd flip her sideways and start fucking her with her legs crossed over eachother and fucking her sideways with my cock in her pussy and she would come again and then I would pull out and bring my red throbbing cock up to her mouth and shove it in and fuck her throat and grab her head and make her lick my balls and eat my ass and throat fuck her again and again then I'd pull out and jizz on her face but I'd still be hard so I would then stick my cock back in her pussy and fuck her again until she comes for the third time then I would put her back in doggy and fuck her in the ass until I came and nut all over her back then I would push her down and slap her ass and throw a towel on her and light a cigarette.

[Anonymous No.49884491]

>>49884422
>her
Anon I...

[Anonymous No.49884520]

>>49884422
Well she has a 9 inch dick

[Anonymous No.49884571]

>>49884021
yeah, can't imagine what it's like to be so retarded and clueless that you ignore evidence right in front of your face

[Anonymous No.49884627]

>>49884269
>fed never bought assets before 2008

[Anonymous No.49884851]

>>49884571
>>49884627
You have not idea what QE and QT are, do you?

[Anonymous No.49884933]

fuck zoomers. they will feel the wrath of what millenials had to endure, but worse. get cucked lil snowflakes!

[Anonymous No.49885254]

>>49884933
>fuck zoomers

i intend to

[Anonymous No.49885291]

>>49885254
MJ must have harvested those children’s souls after he had his way huh

[Anonymous No.49885331]

>>49882652
l a g g i n g i n d i c a t o r

they went over this a thousand times in 2008 and you already forgot

[Anonymous No.49887360]

>>49882652
>layoffs
good, need a fucking break

[Anonymous No.49887430]

>>49882736
I DO

[Anonymous No.49887809]

>>49883099
she purifying the water

[Anonymous No.49889079]

>>49882652
It's still about 6 months away.

[Anonymous No.49889478]

>>49882652
kinda hoping to get laid off so I have an excuse for not having a job lel

[Anonymous No.49889864]

>>49882652
Fucktard midwit. Layoffs are a lagging indictor in recessions. Better look at front running indicators like yield inversion and velocity of interest rate rising.

[Anonymous No.49890128]

Got laid off but I’m a millennial and didn’t do anything wrong

Working in ux design in toronto

[Anonymous No.49890534]

>>49882652
>friend family or coworker, has been laid off or heard rumors of layoffs. there is a lot of talk about the coming recession, but
Browse LinkedIn where the normies hang out and you will see quite a few of them posting about their job offer being canceled.

[Anonymous No.49890571]

>>49882652
private markets lag public indices by 6 months anon
let's chat in December

[Anonymous No.49891086]

>>49882652
>>49883052
>>49883217
How do I get qt German gf bros?

[Anonymous No.49891159]

Over here it's the opposite, everywhere they are hiring. Even if the company is now letting people stay at home because there are no parts they are still hiring.

It's crazy, there have never ever been this much job offerings.
Especially for positions that are skilled, but don't call for a master or a bachelor.

Mainly technicians and tradesmen are impossible to find and in extremely high demand. I only wished the pay would reflect that.

[Anonymous No.49891229]

>>49884491
>>49884309
>>49883389
>>49882737
The name is
>Maria Wallis

[Anonymous No.49891467]

>>49891086
German anon here, you don't want to they are ALL massive disgusting low iq whores who only go for men over 190 cm (the average german man is 180 cm) who are fit, earn a lot of money, are outgoing (german women HATE autists despite the fact that they are autistic as fuck themself) or are criminals or drug dealers.

[Anonymous No.49891671]

>>49891086
Get yourself a Russian mommy. She will feed you until you can no longer move.

[Anonymous No.49891688]

>>49891467
>(german women HATE autists despite the fact that they are autistic as fuck themself) or are criminals or drug dealers.
This is the most important part.
t. 2m tall, fit, (good earning potential (still student) but autistic German

[Anonymous No.49893230]

>>49891086
Be a Slavic bvll

[Anonymous No.49893466]

>>49891467
Fellow German who can confirm

[Anonymous No.49893506]

>>49885254
wtf its michael jackson I thought it was a female

[Anonymous No.49894212]

>>49882757
It's a good time for web3 developers though. Time for them to keep building something as projects like Subsquid offers enough tools. Layoffs do not affect them.

[Anonymous No.49894500]

>>49891467
>>49893466
i went to regensburg for 2 weeks and made a trip all over Germany and dutchland
i was a hipster bar one night with a bunch of friends and 2 girls approached me and wanted me to go snort coke and piss in their mouths
I hope i never have to go to Germany ever again

[Anonymous No.49895474]

>>49882652
I work at a fortune 10 that has had a record year.
the company is actively but quietly firing US workforce and hiring overseas.
from mid 2000's it was all contracting to india.
contracting to india has now gotten to the point that its just as expensive as hiring onshore in US.
So the new strategy is hiring offshore in countries with dogshit economies(greece and costa rica). They have offshored something like 8000 positions so far.

[Anonymous No.49895552]

>>49891467
But I'm 185 and I had like 3 german gfs. But yeah, can be weird sometimes, although depends of social background, so differences could be a result of culture.

t.Greek, not criminal, no drug dealer, good looking, not rich

[Anonymous No.49895814]

>>49883052
Absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.49897305]

>>49882652
>literally no one i know of, friend family or coworker, has been laid off or heard rumors of layoffs. there is a lot of talk about the coming recession, but nothing about pre-emptive layoffs.
its starts with employment and wage freezes which has started

[Anonymous No.49897400]

>>49882652
my dad got laid off a couple weeks ago. feel bad for him, hes getting old and was just getting settled into his job (5 years) after getting laid off from his last job and looking for almost 3 years. praying my linkies take off, between me and my brother we have 30k. Hoping we can retire our parents at the very least.

[Anonymous No.49897538]

My company already had a round of pre-emptive layoffs and I survived thankfully. Now I'm just skillmaxxing and doing training/shadowing of other roles. Hoping I'll either transition into a new role in this company or if I don't survive another round of layoffs I'll be building a more attractive resume.