/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.49859763]

>Honey we HAVE TO install some granite countertops in the house

[Anonymous No.49859793]

>>49859763
Quartz is objectively better in food service applications

Granite goes outside

[Anonymous No.49859803]

>>49859763
granite is so fuckin heavy man... when i get a a house everything will be made of tempered mycelium

[Anonymous No.49859804]

>>49859793
Quartz gang rise up!

[Anonymous No.49859823]

>>49859763
Ok, give bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.49859838]

>>49859763
get divorce raped cuck, only a matter of time.

[Anonymous No.49859861]

>>49859793
>Quartz is objectively better in food service applications honey
>Granite goes outside

[Anonymous No.49859874]

>>49859763
Okay, are you paying for it? No? Then shut up and make me a sandwich. Grab me a cold one too while you're at it.
Then I turn her around to face the kitchen and smack her on the ass as she leaves.

[Anonymous No.49859878]

>>49859763
>OMG HONEY WE NEED TO REPLACE ALL OF OUR PERFECTLY GOOD APPLIANCES WITH ROSE GOLD ONES I SAW IT ON PINTEREST ITS SOOOOOO PERFECT

[Anonymous No.49860013]

>>49859803
>when i get a a house
Hope you arent from NA

[Anonymous No.49860233]

>HONEY WE HAVE TO MOVE. I'M SICK OF AUSTRALIA.

[Anonymous No.49860259]

>HEY BABY DID YOU SEE THE ZESTIMATE? ITS UP +12100 OVER THE PAST 30 DAYS. LETS SELL THE HOUSE AND BUY IN THE NEXT NEIGHBORHOOD SO WE CAN GET SOME EXTRA MONEY
>HONEY THE ZESTIMATE HAS GONE DOWN A LITTLE. ITS -2300 TODAY ALONE! LETS REFINANCE THE HOUSE SO WE CAN DO SOME REMODELING AND HOPEFULLY GET THAT ZESTIMATE AGAIN!
>WILL! WE NEED TO FIND A WAY TO BRING THE ZESTIMATE UP! ITS CRASHING
>William, we need to talk. I think it’s time we part ways. You are clearly financially irresponsible. Junior is going to stay with you and I’m going to go move in my parents before we begin the divorce process. I just don’t think we’re going to work out. We’ll have to find a way to split the finances and custody of Junior. I’ll take the dog with me though. I hope you treat your next better than you treated me. From now on you’ll be speaking with my lawyer.

[Anonymous No.49860278]

>>49860233
kek

[Anonymous No.49860302]

>>49860259
>Zestimate

[Anonymous No.49860310]

>>49859763
kek

[Anonymous No.49860322]

>>49860233
kek

[Anonymous No.49860390]

>Is that... a freestanding kitchen island with a matching barstool set?
>OHH GOD I'M OOORDEERRRRRINNGG FROM IKEOOOOOAAA WITH MY HOOSBANDS HARD EARNED MOOOOOONEY

[Anonymous No.49860432]

Tell me about the Zestimate™ wife, why does she want to move when it goes up? Wouldn't the other house's Zestimate™ have also gone up?

[Anonymous No.49860513]

>>49860432
My mom was like this. My mom and my dads first house was a fixer upper. She asked my dad to learn how to build from scratch so that he didnt have to hire contractors then made him renovate the entire thing. At that point there was no longer anything to complain about so she nagged my dad to move to a new fixer upper and put the difference into the portfolio. Then she did the same thing in the new house nagging my dad to renovate everything.

[Anonymous No.49860532]

>>49859763
But dear, the radon gas...

[Anonymous No.49860548]

>>49860233
toplel

[Anonymous No.49860584]

>>49859874
Based.

[Anonymous No.49860599]

Why don't we have a hearth and home board? I want to argue with anons over the merits of various furniture and countertop choices

[Anonymous No.49860607]

This is the best new meme since the NPC. It's so good that even normies would think it's funny.

[Anonymous No.49860628]

This is quickly becoming one of my favorite memes.

[Anonymous No.49860653]

>>49860607
>I know what would really raise my zestimate, some granite countertops!

[Anonymous No.49860659]

>>49859763
I prefer polished concrete. More modern, waaaay cheaper, looks great, you can do it yourself as a project. Btw did I mention it looks great?

[Anonymous No.49860680]

>>49860513
Women are actually fucking nightmares aren't they?

[Anonymous No.49860744]

>>49860680
Yes, but they have gooey holes I want to be up inside. So like a real man, I deal with it.

[Anonymous No.49860751]

It's also funny cause when I shop around for homes I see people listing all of these retarded, worthless features on their shit properties and the moronic sellers think they deserve top dollar even though you know they cheaped the fuck out and did the absolute bare minimum just so they could list all these "features" to justify an insane price. Not ONE of these assholes that are selling actually have a fucking clue what younger people actually want or need. We don't even exist as far as they care.

[Anonymous No.49860774]

>>49860751
>why yes, the house does come with granite countertops!

[Anonymous No.49860797]

>>49860513
Mine did the same. I lived in 7 different houses by the time I turned 7.

[Anonymous No.49861921]

>>49860513
my mom did this and roped me into helping a bit when I was a broke dumb fuck.
it started with some basic shit, like removing the carpet to expose the nice hardwood, fixing some basic shit the brainlet inspector she hired failed to see or just ignored, stripping the basement.
then she tore down the 70's wood paneling, which tore the drywall paper and in her female brain she decided the paper tears weren't repairable and ripped out nearly all the drywall in the house herself without mentioning this to anyone.

never enable these types, it never ends.

[Anonymous No.49861979]

>>49860744
>being a real man is doing everything a roast commands of you

[Anonymous No.49862039]

>>49860513
why didn't you just kill your mother?

[Anonymous No.49862112]

>>49860774
There's literally nothing wrong with granite countertops, yesteryear boomers used wood laminate for their countertops, now that's vile.

[Anonymous No.49862116]

>>49860751
I put a rock on my table. That means you owe me $960k plus tip!

[Anonymous No.49863170]

>>49860513
Did she at least cook and clean?

[Anonymous No.49863212]

>>49860233
ʞǝʞ

[Anonymous No.49863244]

you people actually talk to women?

[Anonymous No.49863501]

I would put up with a woman like this if she let me fuck her in the ass and she moaned from enjoyment but in like a cunty way.