/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL:

[Anonymous No.49843634]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata+Chloe
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.49843673]

I had a dream that SPXS went to 1000 a share.
It's a sign bros.

[Anonymous No.49843693]

>>49843673
Daydream or regular?
This is important.

[Anonymous No.49843702]

Don't believe MSM

[Anonymous No.49843701]

I had a dream that NRGU went to 700 a share.

Oh wait that wasn't a dream, that was last week AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49843722]

>At the airport yesterday
>All of the screaming mutt kids were by the Los Angeles gate
>Black dads, fat white moms

[Anonymous No.49843725]

>>49843693
Regular. I woke up from it today at 8:43am.

[Anonymous No.49843751]

>>49843702
They say money is just a shared delusion. Well, fucking GME checks that box hard. Guess it's our era's shitty store of value.

[Anonymous No.49843766]

>>49843634
>OP: when westerners do it
>Pic related: when Japs do it

[Anonymous No.49843780]

>>49843701
Sounds like prime slurping

[Anonymous No.49843797]

>>49843702
Are people really still holding GME and waiting for another squeeze? They can't be that delusional can they

[Anonymous No.49843813]

>>49843725
Hmm.

[Anonymous No.49843821]

>>49843797
>believing MSM and institution short interest
ngmi

[Anonymous No.49843835]

>>49843797
Sir do not doubt the apes. They will HODL until it reaches $10 and then cry about how they didn't get the squizzle squazzle they wanted.

[Anonymous No.49843909]

>>49843766
The West doesn't bother with anthropomorphizing the dinos. We like it raw.

[Anonymous No.49843919]

happy juneteenth

[Anonymous No.49843961]

I remember reading in the news that if you put all the 2020 stimulus checks into Dogecoin it would net $500,000 in 2021. Now doge is plummeting, should I just withdraw from stocks and try that strategy?

[Anonymous No.49843994]

>>49843961
You could also put it all in on UVXY calls and hope you end up a multi millionare

[Anonymous No.49844015]

>>49843821
>Supporting oppression of wagies
Even the staff are quitting, its gmeover bro

[Anonymous No.49844026]

>>49843722
kek the airport really is an amazing cultural experience
>>49843693
>>49843725
i'm guessing drug induced fever dream

[Anonymous No.49844078]

>>49843722
I'll take a flight from yurop to usa monday next week. Do I eat whataburger or something else in houston? I'll go Sbarro in boston.

[Anonymous No.49844097]

Anyone look at the ortex data on Revlon?

[Anonymous No.49844109]

>>49844026
Woah bro I'm /straightedge/ no beer weed or tylenol in this amigo.
No fever either.

[Anonymous No.49844118]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbXvaE39wM
i think things might be ok bros...
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-06-20/jpmorgan-strategists-see-equity-stress-easing-in-second-half?srnd=premium#xj4y7vzkg

[Anonymous No.49844124]

Making love with a tranny is the most based and redpilled act a white man can do

[Anonymous No.49844155]

>>49844124
truly

[Anonymous No.49844166]

>>49844015
closing stores ahead of a recession saves money and is ridiculously bullish

[Anonymous No.49844209]

>>49844166
Closing stores means you're losing money, anon. If your employees are walking out and closing down your stores themselves then there is a big problem with your labor. Lol at you baggie for thinking this is bullish. Go ahead, show me where you buy more shares right now.

[Anonymous No.49844211]

>>49844124
Rocker, if you do this you are 200% homosexual. Not only you will get fucked and be fucking another man, but you will also be dealing with the faggotry of a woman.

[Anonymous No.49844245]

>euro markets zogpumping while the ECB is stuck in a catch-22 thanks to Italy, Germany JUSTed so hard they're reopening coal power plants and politics will be in chaos for the near future in France
Yeah ok because that makes sense

[Anonymous No.49844276]

All in on BBBY

[Anonymous No.49844289]

>>49844245
When will it be west virginias time to shine? I want them to make a come back.

[Anonymous No.49844294]

>>49844211
That wasn't me who posted it but he's completely right for saying it and a sigma. You get the looks of a beautiful woman and the personality of a man. Best of both worlds.

[Anonymous No.49844312]

Reminder that the recession is cancelled, we're either at the bottom or close to it, and we'll be up BIGLY EOY compared to now.

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49844316]

I saved some anonymous posters SOXL plan.

Level 1: stocks.
Level 2: LEAPS
Level 3: 6-months calls
Level 4: 3-months calls
Level 5: 1-month calls
Level 6: weeklies (that is, anything <1month since there are no real weeklies on SOXL)
My first level was 41.5. The next levels are: 36.5, 28, 22, 14, and finally 4.
I do this because the further we go down, the more likely it will rebound, and faster.
No need to time the bottom.

I wonder how he's making out.

[Anonymous No.49844324]

>>49844312
I know, we've all seen the chart.

[Anonymous No.49844333]

>>49844312
Who canceled it?

[Anonymous No.49844345]

Sold 75% of my stocks last week on monday. Feeling great right now.

[Anonymous No.49844347]

futures chads we are violently crabbing

[Anonymous No.49844379]

>>49844294
RYCEY was too spycey and now SIGA is will make you pull the triggah my nigga

[Anonymous No.49844389]

>>49844245
The ECB is doing yield curve control under the table, hyperinflation soon

[Anonymous No.49844401]

I think black people might be all right guys, they gave me a day off to relax while serving me my mcchickens, that’s pretty nice of them. I can get behind this Juneteenth stuff

[Anonymous No.49844404]

>>49844316
Can't wait for level 6. Soon.

[Anonymous No.49844408]

>>49844333
Yellen and Lagarde. Politicians never lie, especially not women.

[Anonymous No.49844409]

>>49843702
I held GME from $11 to $19 before the squeeze. That ship sailed. Hold, don't hold... I don't care. You're losing money.

[Anonymous No.49844425]

>>49844245
>pumps your stock market
Problem negro?

[Anonymous No.49844430]

>>49844316
Baggot did your gookfu leave for best korea yet?
>>49844379
SIGA is unironically going to $400

[Anonymous No.49844433]

I want to buy more SIGA
Should I order today or wait for tomorrow

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49844460]

>>49844430
She's leaving tomorrow. She couldn't miss the Juneteenth parade.

[Anonymous No.49844465]

>>49844425
>Fed loading up on MBS

[Anonymous No.49844482]

>>49844401
I'm working today. Shit posting on here...

[Anonymous No.49844533]

>>49844345
Why didn‘t you sell at the top? You‘ll feel pretty bad when we bounce.

[Anonymous No.49844541]

>>49844209
do not doubt the ryan my bastard, he knows to be cash gang and buy the bottom on commercial real estate

[Anonymous No.49844562]

Is there a non retarded answer why everything is green today?

[Anonymous No.49844565]

>>49844078
if there's a Torchy's Tacos in Houston, make sure you go there at least once. Get the cheese sauce.

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49844581]

>>49844430
Look I'm not Baggie, Baggie killed himself after he lost all his money and he found out his gookfu left him for The Quasar.

[Anonymous No.49844586]

>>49844562
ran out of the red color and it was the only one they had lying around

[Anonymous No.49844635]

>>49844533
>You‘ll feel pretty bad when we bounce
>FED aggressively raising rates
I feel safe that everything will crash for 3~6 months.

[Anonymous No.49844659]

>>49844541
Holy shit. Commercial Real Estate? Why don't you just invest in Ryan Cohen's investment firm instead of straight GME?

[Anonymous No.49844692]

We are nowhere near the bottom if my schizo general threads on fucking /x/ are shilling for people to buy GME oil and shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.49844709]

>>49844581
>The Quasar.

[Anonymous No.49844711]

>>49844581
Baggot I don't know who you think you're dealing with. I am also Jewish so your semetic magic won't work on me because I'm not a goy.

[Luiznon No.49844713]

>>49843909
everyone knows westerners are into zoophilia, especially women

[Anonymous No.49844737]

>>49844562
last time I saw violent green crabbing was when hedgies raped Petco before their earnings report. Stock buy -> short -> repeat until market open. Market open -> dump all the acquired stocks to tank the price -> close short positions. Then, if they want like they did with petco, they buy the fuck out of it at a new 52WL.

[Anonymous No.49844739]

>>49844692
>buying stocks is schizo talk
Buy signal.

[Luiznon No.49844772]

>>49844562
America is closed

[Anonymous No.49844788]

im buying tomorrow just to make this crap go down again
mumu got to cocky

[Anonymous No.49844821]

>>49844581
Is this >>49844709 implies you are him, please help this man get his wife back

[Anonymous No.49844849]

>>49844788
retail investors are still in meltdown mode and heavily shorting. they'll all get liquidated on the weeklong pump.

[Anonymous No.49844850]

Yeah, I think it's going to dump tomorrow.

All the real traders who actually know anything aren't here since the market is closed, and there's noticeably less boboposting.

[Anonymous No.49844859]

Happy Nigger Day

[Anonymous No.49844860]

I see you're gettin' nervous bobo. Don't worry. I mean, it not like even you would be dumb enough to short near the 52 week low, right?

[Anonymous No.49844865]

I called it, baggie losing his gookfu was the last straw. He’s losing his mind. Catalog his posts because we are witnessing a complete mental breakdown in real time

[Anonymous No.49844893]

>>49844860
is mumu based on peter griffin?

[Anonymous No.49844899]

>>49844821
Despite his sussy niggerish behavior, baggot is in fact, not a nigger.

[Anonymous No.49844902]

>>49844850
Americans can't trade, so they can't dump the market. Mutts are fags

[Anonymous No.49844905]

>>49844821
lol

lmao

If he had the second amendment he could've shot that rapist warlord and his cronies and become a warlord himself.

[Anonymous No.49844918]

>>49844893
Go back

[Anonymous No.49844921]

>>49844860
I've just been partying with my spxs gains.

[Anonymous No.49844931]

>>49844899
But baggot may be elon musk, jeets need his help

[Anonymous No.49844942]

Reminder that all of klaus's plans will fail cause reality/entropy always wins
Reminder that fintech will blow up and take every annoying shitcoiner on this board with them
Reminder that smart money holds dividend stocks and the real stablecoin called "i bonds"
Reminder that outside these investments you should be working towards owning land and building physical skills, knowing how to make ammunition, owning tools
Reminder that what comes up goes down and what goes down doesnt always go back up for many many years even decades

[Anonymous No.49844969]

>>49843722
At least dad was there

[Anonymous No.49844979]

>>49844942
Just imagine if there was no $10k cap ($15k counting tax return) on I bonds.

[Anonymous No.49844998]

Market is looking a little rough.

[Anonymous No.49845021]

>>49844998
zoom out it's looking a lot rough lol

[Anonymous No.49845025]

Big spike on the spy just then

[Anonymous No.49845040]

>>49844998
>little

[Anonymous No.49845082]

>6x12 oz coors light
>1 to 1.5 cups of vodka
>1 can of minute made frozen pink lemonade
Combine with lots of ice in a pitcher

Happy saint floyd day bros

[Anonymous No.49845136]

Hey guys, what are the odds that
>Twitter gets bought out by Musk
>Activision gets bought out by MS
I know Buffett think Activision will go through but I'm experiencing crippling self-doubt

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49845178]

>>49845082
That's not what you drink on St. Floyd's day. You need to get 2 bottles of cough syrup with codine, 12 grape flavored jolly rancher candies, a bottle of vodka and a 2 liter of sprite.

[Anonymous No.49845192]

>>49844562
It's what happens when a deceased feline violently hits the floor.

[Anonymous No.49845196]

>>49844425
>>49844465
I thought they were winding down their balance sheet?

[Anonymous No.49845205]

>>49845136
wait I thought MS already bought Blizzard? Or is it some weird bought-the-IPs-but-not-the-company thing?

[Anonymous No.49845214]

>>49844931
>it is so remote it takes 3 month so hear the sound of any vehicle

[Anonymous No.49845223]

>>49845205
>Or is it some weird bought-the-IPs-but-not-the-company thing?
agreed to buy it at 95 dollars per share but it hasn't gone through yet, currently about 75 per share

[Anonymous No.49845254]

>>49845223
wtf are they holding out for? Activision-Blizzard is in complete shambles right now and their reputation is beyond fucked. What bargaining power do they think they have?

[Anonymous No.49845261]

>>49845178
Is lean a big thing in Minneapolis? I always just associate it with Houston.

[Anonymous No.49845283]

>>49844942
>comes up goes down
Hi, I'm 45 and what is this

[Anonymous No.49845304]

>bobos have been praying for a Black Monday for months now
well, here it is lads

[Anonymous No.49845350]

>>49844659
the repetative squiz potential, it can never get fully squoze

[Anonymous No.49845359]

>>49845223
>>49845205
>btfo by FTC

[Anonymous No.49845375]

>>49845178
Alright Tyrone no need to get so aggressive

[Anonymous No.49845383]

>>49845136
I think arbs are blowing out because of the general market decline. Both deals probably go through, but is it worth sitting on those positions when the rest of the market has gotten 25% cheaper?
There's an opportunity cost to tying up your capital.

[Anonymous No.49845390]

Wtf why are markets closed today?

[Anonymous No.49845419]

was at a con yesterday. so many costhots walking around with their asses hanging out. very haram.
there was a bunnygirl lum too

[Anonymous No.49845425]

>>49845390
Because of these two people

[Anonymous No.49845445]

>>49845390
Americans have to celebrate their niggers

[Anonymous No.49845448]

banks are forecasting a 80% chance of recession this year
its over mumus......

[Anonymous No.49845456]

>>49845390
Juneteenth
Even though juneteenth was yesterday.
And no blacks own stocks.
:)
Feds are looking for any excuse to keep the stock market closed throughout the year.

[Anonymous No.49845472]

>>49845390
Coonteenth.

[Anonymous No.49845508]

>>49845390
Because american culture is centered around something, I forget what

[Anonymous No.49845573]

>>49845304
shieeeeet

[Anonymous No.49845585]

It's going to pump tomorrow. Screencap this

[Anonymous No.49845634]

>>49845585
>It's going to pump tomorrow.
>Screencap this
I will so we can laugh at your pain.

[Anonymous No.49845646]

>>49845254
I think it has to go through some antitrust shit before it goes through

[Anonymous No.49845652]

>>49845419
I want to see the sombrero lum cosplay instead.

[Anonymous No.49845697]

Bottom is in boys

[Anonymous No.49845777]

So apparently one of Musk's bois is a tranny. IS this bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.49845785]

>>49845390
plantation remembrance day

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49845794]

>>49845445
How come the markets aren't on Columbus day? Wasn't the discovery of the country important enough to halt trading?

[Anonymous No.49845849]

>>49845697
>forbes thinks its the bottom
this is a better bear case than any FUD bobo has come up with

[Anonymous No.49845855]

If there's anything I've learned about trading, it can be summarized into 2 words: "not necessarily". Or 3 words, "it doesn't have to".

Anon's recent military exercise dreams kinda creeped me out. Especially how it ended, and electricity being involved. There's still a semi-black swan left for us to think about: Tai*an.

[Anonymous No.49845923]

>>49844347
the great snibbening of our time is upon us

[Anonymous No.49845939]

>>49844118
People are really falling for this shit?

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49845947]

>>49845849
How come the business media tells us when the bottom is already in, but never mentioned that the top was already in?

[Anonymous No.49845985]

Wtf just woke up why are futures still pumping?

[Anonymous No.49846004]

>>49845939
>bull market months away

I dont have months left, I'm gonna go under at this rate, give me my bull market NOW!

[Anonymous No.49846016]

>>49845985

junteenth riots / crime wave wasnt as bad as predicted

[Anonymous No.49846034]

>>49845939
>biggest rate hike in forever
>the stonk market is gonna boom any day now you guise
remember the normie media wants you to loose your money

[Anonymous No.49846038]

>>49845985
Saint floyd saw his shadow

[Anonymous No.49846055]

>>49845939
>>49844118
Not falling for it.

[Anonymous No.49846071]

>>49845985
meme magic

[Anonymous No.49846138]

>>49843634
That’s me soon, with my soulmate

[Anonymous No.49846152]

Uh SIGA bros?

[Anonymous No.49846162]

I'm all in on gay sex

[Anonymous No.49846177]

>>49845697
Basically he says that the FED knows what they are doing and will begin to QE again if things begin to crash too hard, stating that the Markets won't be allowed to fail.
I have two major contentions with his article, the first of which "There are debatable axioms in this calculation but the key one is that the Federal Reserve knows what it’s doing."
With all the current known and unknown, those of which will be obvious in hindsight, market stressors, I have a very hard time believing that the FED can pull off a soft landing. But according to him S&P will fall to 3500 if the FED pulls it off; my response is to show me your calculations if and when the FED screws this up.
My second contention is that the FED will swoop in and save the market just like it did in 2020. I mean what he says IS possible, but then the Fed would be kicking the can down the road, hoping it doesn't fester. I swear if the FED decides to stop shedding its balance sheet in favor of COVID-19 levels of QE, they will be pouring gasoline on a bonfire.

[Anonymous No.49846197]

>>49846162
Congrats on making it

[Anonymous No.49846267]

>>49846162
Based TSLAbro
>>49843702
>GMEsharters
lol

[Anonymous No.49846298]

>>49846162
If there's any constant in the universe, it's anal sex.

[Luiznon No.49846382]

>>49845448
>80% chance
lmao

[Anonymous No.49846404]

Almost tuesday,mumus

[Anonymous No.49846410]

>>49846152
Gay sex bros, I'm gonna go and eat poop out of 100 gay men's asses to pump SIGA. I'm gonna put poopie in my peepee too.

[Luiznon No.49846420]

fuck

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49846441]

>>49846410

[Anonymous No.49846442]

What will UXVY go to this week? Low 20s? Mid 20s?

[Anonymous No.49846447]

>>49846420
lol is Khayeem ever right?

[Anonymous No.49846457]

>>49845777
checked 41% bullish

[Luiznon No.49846466]

>>49845777
crabish

[Anonymous No.49846488]

I'm selling SPXS tomorrow and rebuying at the end of the week. Easy gains.

[Anonymous No.49846504]

Everyone enjoying their single mothers day off?

[Anonymous No.49846537]

>>49844078
>I'll go Sbarro in boston
Kek

[Anonymous No.49846551]

>>49845794
it was already found, sweaty

[Anonymous No.49846564]

>>49846420
then moon for btc this week

[Anonymous No.49846574]

>>49846537
Doesn't Sbarro charge like $4 a slice for shitty mall pizza? I saw Dave portnoy do a review of it in new york. How are tourists that dumb to fall for that shit?

[Anonymous No.49846580]

>>49846420
False flag, I think he's right on this one.

[Anonymous No.49846589]

>>49846504
Paid holidays are good but it's annoying that eats into overtime. It's a guaranteed 8 hours bug I usually do 8.15 so I get paid slightly less.
Also I want the market open as it is an interesting time.
I started watching the Americans. It seems pretty bad eith relationship focus.

[Anonymous No.49846625]

>>49846267
>Based TSLAbro

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49846634]

>>49846551
>implying having a bunch of aboriginal indian savages already living here counts as "discovery". These fucking people would still be living in caves if it weren't for the risks taken and sacrifices made by white people like Christopher Columbus.

[Anonymous No.49846641]

>>49846574
Now do the pedo 6 inch.

[Anonymous No.49846644]

>>49845794
You no why, Columbus was an oppressor and a bigot

[Anonymous No.49846645]

Is Junteenth not the most ironic holiday name ever?
It sounds like someone from /pol/ came up with it as a joke to make fun of how slaves spoke. They might as well call it we's be free day or bixnood day.
They really couldn't call it emancipation day or something?
White people are so retarded with their pandering.

[Anonymous No.49846680]

>>49846644
>source: some Jewish historian revised history

[Anonymous No.49846692]

>>49846645
Democrats made this retarded shit up and you damned well know it.

[Anonymous No.49846690]

>>49846645
>Is Junteenth not the most ironic holiday name ever?
why the fuck did they make it on fathers day i swear to god the democrats are trolling

[Anonymous No.49846715]

>>49846641
b-but I don't wanna....

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49846736]

>>49846690
I was watching the cbs news last night and they made over 20 mentions of Juneteenth and only 3 mentions of father's day.

[Anonymous No.49846743]

blacks are literally making me poor

[Anonymous No.49846750]

>>49846645
I think it's a stupid name, but that it was smart to name it that. Because the name is in no way indicative of what the day is supposed to in observence of it practically begs people to google search it, and that's how they get you.

[Anonymous No.49846759]

>>49846715

[Anonymous No.49846760]

>>49846690
>because they were under-represented on father's day

[Anonymous No.49846769]

>>49846686

posted in the wrong thread, but my point stands. The market will be green as fuck tomorrow. Prepare for buying brehs.

[Anonymous No.49846773]

>>49846736
hmm, yeah

[Anonymous No.49846798]

>>49846736
yes, cbs is full of prog misandrists

[Anonymous No.49846811]

>>49846736
Blacks grow up without father's therefore father's day is racist and full of white privilege. So it was necessary to create a holiday to overshadow father's day bigots

[Luiznon No.49846823]

>>49845794
>discovery of the country
>Yankee education

[Anonymous No.49846836]

>>49846811
of course. We cant have any appreciation towards the male disease whatsoever. the future is unironically female.

[Anonymous No.49846852]

>>49846823
public schooling*, but yes

[Luiznon No.49846864]

>>49846736
>I was watching the cbs news last night

[Anonymous No.49846879]

>>49846823
>>49846852
it marks the time that it was discovered by white people, which is the only thing that actually matters.
ifuckinglovegaybuttsex bros are we gmi????

[Anonymous No.49846899]

>>49846773
>no one has any idea how it happened
Simple, social justice is a concept adapted and embraced by people so coddled and privileged that they have to self insert themselves into the problems of others and make it about them. Or make up problems that don't exist entirely.

[Anonymous No.49846907]

>>49846879
>Spaniards
nah, i kid. we like to have fun here

[Anonymous No.49846908]

>>49846773
>goes to globohomo college in current year
>omgosh goys, how did it happen

[Anonymous No.49846910]

Did you guys see that Lithuania banned goods to Kaliningrad? Trying to isolate russian territory and a million russians seems a bit weird to do when tensions are this high, no? European gas about to fucking rocket even more

[Luiznon No.49846916]

>>49846879
he never set foot in the US retard, plus
>Italian
>white

[Anonymous No.49846917]

In a store the other day, this old woman asked me if I was a gamer, and when I said yes she replied 'yes, I thought so'. Wtf did she mean by that.

[Anonymous No.49846932]

>>49846773
She group up rich and spoiled and turned out an idiot. But how??

[Anonymous No.49846955]

>>49846917
She probably meant incel not gamer

[Anonymous No.49846956]

>>49846910
A liter of petrol is now pegged to the price of a blowjob.

[Anonymous No.49846972]

>>49846956
With your teeth action gas should be fucking free anon

[Anonymous No.49846980]

>>49846773
>My mom was a VP at Exxon
>The world is unfair to wahmens
????

[Anonymous No.49846986]

>>49846955

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49846991]

>>49846907
Columbus wasn't Spanish he was Italian.

[Anonymous No.49847000]

>>49846916
he established that there was in fact land for you to go to that direction. he was also whiter than anything that existed on that continent as well, and probably a lot whiter than whatever hands wrote this post
>Luizanon
how did I know

[Anonymous No.49847029]

>>49846980
VALIDATE MY FEE FEES NAZI!!!!

[Anonymous No.49847030]

Cases doubling ever 7 days

[Anonymous No.49847036]

>>49846910
Based Lithuania getting the ball rolling

[Anonymous No.49847050]

>>49846986
Halloween is in October

[Anonymous No.49847052]

>>49846986
That literally is a femcel meetup kek. Femcel complain about incels when they are really a match made in heaven. Also I spilled beer over my lap last night and ended up just eating my Sunday night enchiladas completely naked. It was actually a very freeing feeling to be naked in my living room.

[Anonymous No.49847067]

>>49846991
i could go with the "on behalf of the spanish monarchs who financed the trip", but that would be cope. ya got me

[Anonymous No.49847092]

This stupid day is stopping me from getting my free lunch money.

[Luiznon No.49847094]

>>49847000
>established that there was in fact land for you to go to that direction
>>49845794
>discovery of the country

[Anonymous No.49847108]

>>49847094
yeah, it started the european conquest of your land, continue with your copium darkie

[Anonymous No.49847109]

OY VEY

[Luiznon No.49847132]

>>49847108
>continue with your copium darkie

[Anonymous No.49847135]

>mom tested positive for covid
>which means I get tons of quarantine time that doesn’t come out of my sick time
Based

[Anonymous No.49847137]

>/smg/ arguing over the semantics of Columbus' discovery of America on kangteenth
I love this place

[Anonymous No.49847155]

>>49847132

[Anonymous No.49847164]

>>49847137
I dont know why its an arguement. Just ask the chatbot.

[Anonymous No.49847167]

>>49847137
feels like old /b/ sometimes

[Anonymous No.49847178]

>>49847109
I love Economics Explained, I don't remember what the conclusion of that video was though...
I also like How Money Works and Company Man, even though they both have the most annoying voices

[Anonymous No.49847201]

this thread is full of faggots desu

[Anonymous No.49847209]

>>49846955
What is a gamer? I play video games sometimes. Does that make me a gamer? If I golf on the weekend once a month am I a fucking golfer? Am I jack fucking Nichols? If I log in to WoW a couple times am I fucking Asmongold?!

[Anonymous No.49847214]

>>49847109
This is an article aimed at boomers. Boomers don't want affordable housing because they want to live in no nigger zones. My father is seriously considering buying their neighbors house so he can dictate who moves in next to him.

[Anonymous No.49847238]

>>49846917
the correct response here is "are you a nigger lover?"

[Anonymous No.49847261]

>>49847214
>Boomers don't want affordable housing because they want to live in no nigger zones.
Who the fuck does? I’m not a boomer. I bought my first house when I was 29. You can build your section 8 dumpster in East Oakland. NIMBY.

[Anonymous No.49847265]

>>49847201
This is a general for the financial world.... anon....

[Anonymous No.49847297]

>>49847214
>>49847261
pretty much this. im not a boomer but I live in a comfy mostly white neighborhood. there is one niggerino but he looks domesticated

[Anonymous No.49847306]

>>49846917
Next time you're asked just show them the cold blade of your Nippon steel.

[Anonymous No.49847335]

>>49847261
>>49847297
While I agree, it comes at the cost of never allowing your kids to own a home. Another example of boomers pulling the ladder up behind them.

[Anonymous No.49847364]

Once again, coal.

[Anonymous No.49847407]

>>49847364
But 4chan always told me that if you burn the coal you pay the tole

[Anonymous No.49847413]

>>49847364
Can Russia kindly go fuck themselves? They are fucking over everyone because they want Ukraine for "reasons". And now they are starting shit with everyone else.

[Anonymous No.49847414]

>>49847364
With this and kalingrad it looks like Russia’s losing its effectiveness in bully tactics, nobody gives a fuck about the nukes the parade around every Friday anymore

[Anonymous No.49847441]

>>49847364
Coal, oil, gas

[Anonymous No.49847449]

>>49847414
Based on what I've seen of their current military equipment, I highly doubt any of their nukes even work

[Anonymous No.49847452]

>>49847052
rocker are you still buying passes? why are you here? why are you still avatarfagging? how many hundreds of bucks did you feed the jannies so far?

>>49847413
careful anon you'll invite 1pbtid russians into this thread

[Anonymous No.49847478]

>>49847452
s/anon/rocker

[Anonymous No.49847504]

>>49847414
you can threaten only so much times before people stop paying attention. and besides nukes what else russia can do?

[Anonymous No.49847510]

>>49847449
Let’s not test that theory though. I don’t have a bunker yet.

[Anonymous No.49847516]

>>49847335
I will help my kids buy a home when the time comes. I did it all on my own because my parents don’t have money. Doesn’t mean I’ll stick it to my kids.
My wife and I got married at 24/22 and waged and saved for 7 years for a down payment. I chose to forgo pleasantries. No investments either other than my 401k through work. Bought a house for 370k, sold it 7 years later for 740k. Bought another off market for 250k under market value.
All you had to do was find a partner, work, and save money. This generation is just as bad as niggers.
>you ain pay me wut ahm worf. I ain gon work.
I don’t even have a college education and I bought in one of the most expensive markets in the world.
All I did was follow the boomer strategy and it still works, despite what my fellow coping millennials and zoomers claim.

[Anonymous No.49847518]

>>49847413
Like for real, mean pootler and his blind aggression even made Biden fall on his bikey bike. Fucking RUDE

[Anonymous No.49847554]

How many companies have you invested in if you include your mutual funds and etfs?

[Anonymous No.49847559]

>>49847452
No I'll never buy a pass again, jannies literally shot themselves in their own foot by actively sabotaging the one thing that makes their site money. Everyone knows 4chan passes are (were) specifically for ban evading, no other reason, hence why VPNs are forbidden unless you use a pass. Ow that they slap 3 month bans for ban evade, there is literally no reason to buy a pass ever again or use a VPN. How am I still here you ask? I have a a grouping of organic IPs I can cycle through depending on what stage of dilation the jannies are currently going through. Phone, home wifi, city wifi, and all my work buildings wifi.

[Anonymous No.49847567]

If we run out of oil can we migrate to coal powered cars?

[Anonymous No.49847584]

>>49847504
Russia was better off acting like an ominous boogie man, using its economic power to bully people. It could have waited patiently for the West to implode while building up its economic independence.
Ukraine wasn’t worth anything. And if they were going to fight Ukraine just flatten the capital with your bombers. It’s too late now. So they take half the country, what the fuck was the point?

[Anonymous No.49847586]

>>49847559
i do admire the lengths you go to in order to spam this thread, even though you're a fat faggot

[Anonymous No.49847587]

>>49847335
>the cost of never allowing your kids to own a home
I will inherit my mothers home and I will buy more houses as the market recovers. those are all things I can give my kids.

[Anonymous No.49847589]

Will buy more tech calls when market opens Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.49847594]

>>49847554
3600

[Anonymous No.49847596]

>>49847413
All I can think of is the Command & Conquer quote, "We are going to have to act, if we want to live in a different world."

Putin already made it. He doesn't care about money anymore. They siezed his yacht in Italy, and he didn't even care to move it. 100million dollars is NOTHING. He cares about Russia equal to the US in terms of power in a multi-ZOG New World Order, like the WEF prophesied. I get it, but unfortunately I have not yet had the opportunity to make it so yes fuck Putin. I hate that guy, I hate US leaders too though. If he was actually a "Hitler" I'd give my moral support, but this is really not the case.

[Anonymous No.49847607]

>>49847516
Make it a family trust so they cant sell it either. Trust owns the house, along with investments to provide income to cover cost of maintenance. If it needs to burn money and to get defensive, buy tail hedges against bonds going up.

[Anonymous No.49847624]

>>49847559
I'm sure a large portion of passes are owned by the various interest groups around the world that spam /pol/ 24/7.

[Anonymous No.49847630]

>>49847554
i own five shares of LUKOY

[Anonymous No.49847638]

>>49847567
You know like every house in America has a CNG connection and everyone could fill their ICE cars at home, right?

[Anonymous No.49847649]

>>49847589
>calls
Enjoy losing money

[Anonymous No.49847659]

>>49847567
Coal can be liquified and turned into petroleum products

[Anonymous No.49847671]

happy kang day to all my kangz and quangz in this thread. I know there are a few darkies in here

[Anonymous No.49847678]

>>49847638
Every home having a natty gas connection would be based. Fuck electric stoves.

[Anonymous No.49847686]

>>49847589
>calls
You're just hedging, right?
Right anon?!

[Anonymous No.49847693]

>>49847596
Putin has accepted the jew wholeheartedly so it's not like he is attempting to do anything beneficial to his country or the world. This is just a stupid "legacy" thing for him. That's the problem with dictators, they get bored once that have everything.
>>49847624
Yes it's very likely passes are bought so bots can post and skip captchas. Actually makes the most sense.

[Anonymous No.49847723]

>>49845777
what a pussy

[Anonymous No.49847726]

OPEN THE FUCKING MARKETS

IM BORED

[Anonymous No.49847738]

>>49847554
All of them.

[Anonymous No.49847740]

>Friday was a fake out for quad witching
>Tomorrow we dump hard
You’ve been warned /smg/

[Anonymous No.49847769]

>>49847740
we pump.

[Anonymous No.49847792]

>>49847769
Delusional

[Anonymous No.49847795]

>>49847738
VT? FZROX?

[Anonymous No.49847800]

we crab for a week or two then go down a bit then recover a lot then dump A LOT

[Anonymous No.49847802]

>>49845777
Musk is unironically a nigger, he has 7 kids and doesn't even care about any of them.

[Anonymous No.49847813]

>>49847769
Its going down. Sorry bro.

[Anonymous No.49847817]

>>49847214
>>49847261
>>49847297
There's a way that allows both affordable housing AND good neighbourhoods. It's called deporting all non-whites

[Anonymous No.49847827]

TSLA bros...

[Anonymous No.49847844]

https://youtu.be/y983TDjoglQ?t=47
bobos tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49847848]

>>49847827
>daughter
who cares?

[Anonymous No.49847855]

>>49847817
Come to ypsilanti and visit one of the trailer parks. The white trash is just as bad as niggers. The only way to win is ti price them out.

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49847854]

>>49847726
Stock market is closed for Martin Luther the King day, and Juneteenth, (aka nigger day 1 and nigger day 2) but open for business on Columbus day. It's like nobody cares about Italian Americans.

[Anonymous No.49847892]

>>49847813
>>49847792
3700 absolute unbreakable titanium support on S&P

[Anonymous No.49847895]

>>49847827
>Left grooming children
>yet again

[Anonymous No.49847913]

>>49847827

[Anonymous No.49847949]

These gay porn novels are written by AI.

[Anonymous No.49847955]

>>49847795
Primarily VTSAX, and TIEIX for 401(k).

[Anonymous No.49847960]

>>49847584

>So they take half the country, what the fuck was the point?

You said it yourself you don't know why he did it. So then break down the possibilities. I'm not gonna tell any itt what to think but basically there's 3 options here:

A) he's cracked, nutso, a madman, thinks he can retake all the former Soviet states
B) he's responding to a threat in the form of Ukraine trying become a NATO fortress with nukes pointed at Moscow
C) he's responding to what he thinks was a threat but actually it wasn't and he has nothing to fear from NATO expansion or Ukraine

Pick one and also post your largest positions. In fact I really wish this board had flags so I could see people's politics before I listen to their stock picks.

[Anonymous No.49847994]

>Russia is le bad

[Anonymous No.49847999]

Based musk

[Anonymous No.49848023]

>>49847827
>dad is debatably richest person on the planet
>walk away from potential inheritance
I mean sure, I guess...

[Anonymous No.49848024]

>giving 4chan money

[Anonymous No.49848030]

>>49847649
>>49847686
Tech is showing signs of seller exhaustion. These calls will print.

[Anonymous No.49848051]

>>49847999
Based and trips
found the first reason to buy a Tesla

[Anonymous No.49848055]

>>49847802
He’s African American, anon.

[Anonymous No.49848075]

So i have a work trip to vegas in september
How many porn stars should I bang?

[Anonymous No.49848082]

>>49847999
Operator, please put me through head of the BASED dept. (Nice digits also).

[Anonymous No.49848087]

Guys we need to pray for Elon Musk.

[Anonymous No.49848115]

>>49845777
It all makes sense now. Elon-sama is declaring war on troons, and going after their home base, Twitter. Grimes is now dating a tranny too… no wonder he’s made such an abrupt turn recently. Bro is blackpilled

[Anonymous No.49848117]

>>49848055
First he is not African American. He is 100% African. 2nd he is in the top 5 richest people in the world. How will the /pol/ ever re-cover?

[Anonymous No.49848130]

>>49847726
Futes are open

[Anonymous No.49848140]

>>49848023
She's just grand-standing. She'll be crying to her daddy for money whenever she finds herself in trouble.

[Luiznon No.49848139]

>>49847584
>what the fuck was the point?
Ukraine doesn't join NATO
he gets the best part of Ukraine
US looks weaker geopolitically

[Anonymous No.49848142]

>>49848075
How much money do you have?

[Anonymous No.49848158]

>>49848055
the boers are dutch

[Anonymous No.49848162]

>>49848140
Yeah, no doubt.

[Luiznon No.49848171]

>>49848117
it takes a white man to be the best African

[Anonymous No.49848174]

>>49848158
and he looks pretty dutch.

[Anonymous No.49848193]

>>49844979
If there was none I'd have slapped all my money in it already.

10k is just too low and the the 5k extra is such a confusing mess to slap into the I bond thing that it just feels like a waste. I'm trying to retire in 15 years or less not 40 years from now

[Anonymous No.49848194]

>>49845777
I remember the days when kids rebelled by being an emo for a year or two, now the rebel phase is literally becoming a tranny

[Anonymous No.49848202]

>>49848075
Stay at that hotel where that fed shoot out occurred and see if you can get a room where it happened.

[Anonymous No.49848227]

>>49848193
>>49844979
alright redpill me on ibonds

[Anonymous No.49848288]

>>49848139
Ukraine is going to backfire so fucking hard against the west when it becomes the center of radical far right white nationalism in Europe at the end of the war. Would not be surprised in 20 years NATO is bombing them.

[Anonymous No.49848300]

>>49848288
>assuming NATO will exist in 20 years

[Anonymous No.49848313]

>>49848075
Find homeless Ava Addams and bang her in a tunnel

[Anonymous No.49848324]

>>49848299
>>49848299
>>49848299

New

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49848343]

>>49847584
The whole purpose was to gather evidence on Trump's political opponent. He made Putin an offer he couldn't refuse, a night with his daughter Ivanka. The problem for Putin is there was no there there. The dirt Putin is trying to find on behalf of Trump about Biden is based in conspiracy theories from /pol/ and now Trump is responsible for the whole global economy shitting the bed. You know how Trump knows that Putin wouldn't have invaded if he had won? He's the one who called for the invasion! Simple as.

[Anonymous No.49848384]

>>49848227
Guaranteed real return of 0 since they have a nominal return that tracks inflation. $10k limit for outright purchasing. You can get your tax return in the form of I bonds up to $5k. https://treasurydirect.gov/

[Anonymous No.49848421]

>>49848324

[Anonymous No.49848475]

>>49848343
>The problem for Putin is there was no there there

[Anonymous No.49848476]

>>49847994
I hate fussia as well, such a faggy color

[Anonymous No.49848533]

>>49847999
Oh elon, you know the damage is already done. Its like Biden allowing Psaki to be the cunt she is towards Russia and then now having reports that they want to back off the rhetoric. We get what we fucking deserve. And sadly, that a nuke war because we have had retards running this world for many decades

[Anonymous No.49848558]

>>49844979
no cap?
dats bussin fr fr

[Anonymous No.49848646]

>>49848174
No, thats just the ass burgers weighing on his hips

[Anonymous No.49848815]

>>49846034
>loose
Learn English

[Anonymous No.49849041]

>>49846773
>(((no idea)))

[Anonymous No.49849099]

>>49847413
get zeihanpilled and you would know that russia is basically on its last leg before naturally becoming officially a parking lot and this is their last stand to secure somewhat of a future

[Anonymous No.49849222]

>>49845777
How does shit like this even go public?

[Anonymous No.49851230]

>>49843702
but GME is at 131, which is 300 dollars less than where you bought the top

[Anonymous No.49851683]

>>49844078
go too The Original Marini's Empanada House in houston

[Anonymous No.49851760]

>>49851230
I bought all my shares at $89

[Anonymous No.49852884]

>>49848384
>https://treasurydirect.gov
wtf how long has this been a thing?

[Anonymous No.49853058]

>>49852884
I bonds have been around since 1998, and the TreasuryDirect website has existed since 2004

[Anonymous No.49853083]

how we doing fellow oil barons

[Anonymous No.49853125]

>>49853083
45K in GUSH calls bought EoD Friday, happy as can be

[Anonymous No.49853154]

>>49853083
Thats a funny looking puritan right there.

[Anonymous No.49853331]

For the first time in my life, I am drinking alcohol to pass the time. Throughout high school and college, I never once touched the stuff. I fucking HATE the weekend. All the people home, blasting nigger music. All I do all weekend is worry that Monday will come and I'll suddenly forget how to make money, and pray for everyone to shut the fuck up. My brain is fried from the market. If I'm not making money, I'm bored. The only thing that entertains me is making money, because I can fantasize about the future when I can afford to live away from everyone and be able to get an uninterrupted night's sleep away from the untermenschen. And so I'm drinking and watching gawr gura until the market opens. I really need to start trading futures or something. I can't trade crypto because I only have $40k to trade with right now and I can't be moving it across platforms constantly. All I care about is trading

[Anonymous No.49853469]

>>49847999
He is non union so he can just fire anyone he wants. Just scroll through company emails, and messages and boot everyone who talks shit.

[Anonymous No.49853495]

>>49853331
Do you want a hug?

[Anonymous No.49853519]

>>49853331
Are you me? I tossed 40k at gaysex anon. I hope I make it

[Anonymous No.49853593]

>>49853331
get into options at least selling premium. i hate the weekends too but at least i know time is on my side over the weekend. i know im still making money due to theta decay.

let the weekend make money for you, fren.

[Anonymous No.49853640]

>>49853331
Based.

[Anonymous No.49853653]

>>49853331
Holy based

[Anonymous No.49853659]

>>49853331
You're supposed to read and research on the weekend. The market being closed doesn't mean you can't progress.

[Anonymous No.49853678]

>3 minutes for meltdown or meltup
I don't know, I got butterflies in my tummy

[Anonymous No.49853719]

>>49844294
tranny freak. cant wait for you to an hero

[Anonymous No.49853718]

>cme countdown now has a .5% of a full 100bps hike

you know what this means

[Anonymous No.49853735]

RECYCLE
>>49852110
>>49852110
>>49852110
>>49852110
>>49852110

[Anonymous No.49853736]

>>49853678
What happens now?

[Anonymous No.49853766]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49853770]

>>49853735
Nigg

[Anonymous No.49853788]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.49853803]

>>49853788
Drunk motherfuckers crashing oil markets again.

[Anonymous No.49853811]

>>49853803
Oh wait, I think it's USOIL catching up with the current contract. When the futures for crude did, USOIL didn't.

[Anonymous No.49853821]

>>49853788

Recession being priced in to oil

[Anonymous No.49853831]

Is XLE a buy tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.49853835]

>>49853736
>What happens now
My portfolio is slowly becoming worthless
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49853864]

>>49847999
Confirmed and seriously bro we need proper updates again. I will not accept anymore excuses.

[Anonymous No.49853877]

>>49853331
>away from the untermenchen
You're getting drunk and watching cartons alone in your room, buddy.

[Anonymous No.49853888]

>>49847999
Kek this pride month has been ruthless on homos

[Anonymous No.49853894]

>S&P 500 futures rise 1% as the market is set to rebound from a brutal week

I can't wait for it to open red tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49853895]

>>49853331
Watch better vtubers

[Anonymous No.49853966]

>>49853788
damn we're close to going under 110

[Anonymous No.49853971]

>>49853678
>>49853766
Did some market just open or what?

[Anonymous No.49853979]

Das Rite

[Anonymous No.49853980]

>>49853735

[Anonymous No.49854073]

GAYSEX BROS. Lebanon, New Jersey, Indiana, Kansas, Missouri, and Leicester all have Pride Bumps as of today.

[Anonymous No.49854089]

Im so tired of being poor.
I got 10k in savings, and just laid off a couple weeks ago.
WTF bro's how do i make it? I feel like im in a good position to do something but lack the knowledge how to do it.
got any investment tips? I wanna buy my freedom.

[Anonymous No.49854096]

>>49853894
>rise 1%
That was monday's session. Right now it flat, red 0.04%
Nigger
>>49853971
>He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.49854102]

S&P (yeah-ah) is the poop and pee (yeah-ah) for you and meeEEeeEEeeEE.

[Anonymous No.49854167]

>>49854089
unironically go look at the xrp schizo threads. 1 in a million shot, but you never know

[Anonymous No.49854170]

>>49854089
Good luck fren
https://youtu.be/-v5_S9gbfK4

[Anonymous No.49854180]

>>49854089
If only there was a stock that has treatment for the next pandemic circulating.

[Anonymous No.49854206]

I had a wonderful Juneteenth holiday today sirs. Bitcoin does tonight btw

[Anonymous No.49854230]

>>49844211
Witnessed. Based
>>49844294
And bluepilled

[Anonymous No.49854233]

new
>>49854225
>>49854225
>>49854225
>>49854225

[Anonymous No.49854306]

>>49854206

[Anonymous No.49854389]

>>49844942
I cant figure out why being obsessed with Klaus is so well correlated with having a low IQ?

[Anonymous No.49854390]

>>49847999
Expect more corps to get rid of their diversity bullshit. The tide has turned.

[Anonymous No.49854391]

>>49848421
Is this considered "racing" in burgerland?

[Anonymous No.49854472]

>>49844316
SOXL will be at 100 within a year.

[Anonymous No.49854475]

>>49844015
>it's employees

[Anonymous No.49854497]

>>49844425
>Problem negro?
Yes, they are.