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49791173 No.49791173 [Reply] [Original]

Last year I put all my wifes money in crypto. Her savings, and retirement. It was all in all, $50,000.

She was very excited and trusted me. She works in a hair salon, it's not like she has a cozy, feminist office job.

It's currently sitting at $13,000.

She has no idea. I can't even look at her, without feeling dread, and shame. How do I possibly tell her what I did? How will she react? She trusted me, and I let her down.

>> No.49791371

>>49791173
To be fair it's her own fault. She married a bitch with paper hands.

I hope you like divorce court, faggot.

>> No.49791449

Tell her the truth. If she gets uppity just pee on her to assert dominance.

>> No.49791497

>>49791173
Just look at those lines. No wonder you lost the money.

>> No.49791558

Boy am I glad I'm not you.

>> No.49791622

>>49791371
>Paper hands
We are still far from the bottom I see

>> No.49791712

i put +17k into d0b0 as it sank. never was ahead.

>> No.49791803

>>49791173
>How do i tell my imaginary wife about a fictional scenario?

>> No.49791849

>>49791173
>I lost my wifes money in cryptocurrency
Why would you do this? It's not your money

>> No.49791910

>>49791173
send her to my house for a night so good that she will instantly forgive low IQ falling for your shitcoin scheme

>> No.49792080

>>49791173
JUST talk to her calmly, explain to her the situation and say:
>now THIS is a haircut, bitch

>> No.49792257

>>49791173
Her fault for marrying a dumbass who invests in pretend internet money.

>> No.49792350

>>49791173
just take the rest of the 13K and ghost her. it's over

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49792402

>>49791173

>> No.49792491

>>49791173
I can't understand the concept of being married and sharing money. Sounds horrible though.

>> No.49792585

>>49791173
*exwife
You better start love giving oral, cooking and cleaning

>> No.49792676
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49792676

It is time to double down, OP. BTC will hit 200k or more next bullrun in 2 years.

>> No.49792682

So post is so sad, bad, stupid, worthless at the same time I don't even know what to say
Cut your losses
Tell her be honest
Send her the money left
Let her say good bye to you
And start over a new life with a big lesson learned
That's the only thing I see right now

>> No.49792692

>>49791173
Did you sell your sack or are you hodling?

>> No.49792767

>>49791173
Damn bro
time to find a new wife
also gambling with other people's money makes you a scumbag

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>>49791173
JUST GO 20X LONG BRO