/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.49762396]

Friday night what are we drinkin'? Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

Previous: >>49758908

[Anonymous No.49762421]

Is the stock market really going to be closed this Monday? What are we going to do?

[Anonymous No.49762432]

>>49762421
enjoy a day of not sitting on my ass watching green line red line

[Anonymous No.49762461]

>>49762396
I was about to drink pic related but i have to go for a run tomorrow,fuck.Maybe tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49762466]

My portfolio this week

[Anonymous No.49762474]

Can anyone tell my why everyone is talking about the semiconductor cycle ending while on the other hand there are constant news about the ongoing chip shortage?

[Anonymous No.49762484]

Surely THIS one is not a man, right /smg/?

[Anonymous No.49762502]

>>49762461
How fucking much do you drink to get a hangover from whisky?

[Anonymous No.49762516]

>>49762396
Who else holding cash?

[Anonymous No.49762517]

>>49762421
All I see is human flesh. No soul, nothing else but meat. This blood bag is only good for bearing children and taking cock. I hope MPX kills a lot of people

[Anonymous No.49762523]

Should I sell my stocks that are still down at this point? I feel like I should just cut my losses it will continue to go down

[Anonymous No.49762525]

>>49762516
i just liquidated my 401k today. dont even give a fuck if we pump next week, just a better entry for some SARK

[Anonymous No.49762528]

Currency Based Stocks: Love them? Hate them? What about them? I got a call credit spread on the Japanese Yen. I wanted to invest in the Israeli Shekel for obvious reasons

[Anonymous No.49762538]

>>49762466

[sage master No.49762549]

>>49762502
about a pint

[Anonymous No.49762551]

>>49762523
Covered Calls, my guy, Covered Calls

[Anonymous No.49762557]

>>49762516
I'm all in on gay sex.

[Anonymous No.49762562]

>>49762484
thats clerly one faggot
>>49762502
huh the a little more that a bottle sometimes

[sage master No.49762574]

>>49762557
I’m all in on your mom if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.49762577]

>>49762557
based

[Anonymous No.49762590]

I'm all in on Taylor

[Anonymous No.49762591]

Hmm..... I'm a little worried those sausages might have been undercooked. They were good, but maybe a bit pink on the inside...
If I die from food poisoning, I want everyone on /smg/ to know that you are my only friends, and I like you

[Anonymous No.49762594]

>>49762396
DRINKING GIN AND JUICE NIGGA YUUUUUUUUUH
How do I cope with the fact that my life used to be interesting and full of purpose, but is now and always will be boring and unremarkable???

[Anonymous No.49762606]

>>49762396
Degenerate

[sage master No.49762613]

>>49762591
before you go… where can I find rainier?
Is it a west coast thing?

[Anonymous No.49762623]

>>49762421
Wait til Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.49762628]

>>49762591
Use a cast iron for all your meat. Just add butter. Everything tastes better and also, use a thermometer

[Anonymous No.49762637]

>>49762591
I reverse seared steaks today for the first time. My stove top got waaaawwy hotter than I expected it to, and i overcooked them

[Anonymous No.49762658]

>DAE CONSOOOOOM LE ALCOHOL HAHA SO HECKIN FUN! GOTTA HAVE MY WHISKYRINO! I JUST LOVEEEE THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF THE LIQUOR STORE.

[sage master No.49762659]

>>49762606
1) this is convincing me to become a wine drinker
2) would you rather be muscular or someone who goes down in history as a man of greatness

[Anonymous No.49762667]

>>49762606
damn I hate this picture *sips ipa*

[Anonymous No.49762676]

>why yes, I am apart of an elite group of shadow internet stock pickers

[Anonymous No.49762680]

Is OPEC at full capacity? Can they even make more oil?

[sage master No.49762686]

>>49762658
>t. weak-stomached faggot who can’t handle his liquor or himself

[Anonymous No.49762694]

IMAGINE DRINKING

[Anonymous No.49762735]

>>49762613
It's a Pacific Northwest beer. I'm near Seattle, and you can get it pretty much anywhere here. I'm not far how south or east it's available though.
>>49762628
I use the grill primarily so I don't have much to clean up when I'm done. Cooking in a pan on the stove makes a huge mess

[Anonymous No.49762737]

>>49762396
still all cash, i admit im tempted to dip into some beleaguered blue chips

[Anonymous No.49762740]

I had a single beer tonight, appropriate for a quiet friday night

[Anonymous No.49762756]

>>49762694
Yes... imagine

[Anonymous No.49762758]

Play my game niggers. It’s a central bank simulator https://benoitessiambre.com/macro.html
Fuck you if you don’t like it. Also if you need tech support fuck off to >>>/g/

[Anonymous No.49762769]

>>49762740
i havnt drank in 7 months, hope to make that 70 years

[Anonymous No.49762782]

Currently sitting on my toilet and sweating like a pig. How’s your night going?

[Anonymous No.49762786]

>>49762421
Futures will be open so the AAAAAAAAAAAA posting will commence promptly Sunday night

[Anonymous No.49762787]

I am depression eating mexican takeout and my fat ass needs to be stopped.

[Anonymous No.49762796]

>>49762528
So if the British pound is the oldest one, does that make it the bitcoin of Forex?

[Anonymous No.49762802]

>>49762658
Fuck you faggot, I'd tell you to eat my cock but you'd probably be happy to.

>>49762694
Yeah haha...

[Anonymous No.49762824]

>>49762680
We can probably extract at least 1 million barrels a day from fat sweaty NEETs but I doubt that’s enough to fix the supply shortage. Plus we have to come up with the technology to extract the NEET oil. Big bucks for the first person who finds out how to do that.

[Anonymous No.49762845]

>>49762782
I'm drinking alone for the second year Ina row
>>49762787
Based, why quit? Actually, i know why'd you would quit, but fuck, why?

[Anonymous No.49762865]

>>49762787
Don’t worry buddy, it sounds like your habits will stop you permanently soon enough.

[Anonymous No.49762874]

>>49762782
My back pain is pretty terrible, and apparently it will be like this for life. I was debating killing myself.

[Anonymous No.49762882]

I’m drinking wild turkey 101 right now and there’s nothing you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.49762887]

>>49762874
seek poppy medicine and God

[Anonymous No.49762900]

>>49762874
Just take a bath

[Anonymous No.49762905]

[Anonymous No.49762907]

>>49762874
Don’t worry anon. It will get better. Just do some stretches and go to physical therapy.

[Anonymous No.49762924]

>>49762845
Stop drinking. You are killing your liver.

[Anonymous No.49762965]

>>49762680
Yes.
No.

[Anonymous No.49762997]

Imagine waking up to being 20 million richer. Some fucker in the next city over had this happen to them. Hospital bought 20 acres of land this fucker owned. Fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.49762998]

>>49762758

What's the button to fire everyone at the central bank, buy zero assets, and let the market set the rates on everything?

[Anonymous No.49763000]

>>49762907
I'm starting PT up again in a few weeks. This has been going on for years and seems to stay about the same. I really need to get my core super strong but I'm bad at exercising.

[Anonymous No.49763013]

>>49762686
>you're weak for not being a degenerate consoooomer
Nice try moche.

[Anonymous No.49763018]

>>49762421

[Anonymous No.49763040]

>>49762874

Walk at least 1 mile a day, and sleep on a yoga mat on the floor.

Sit/stand desk and quality chair helps too.

source: fucked up disc which is much less painful 3-4 years on

[Anonymous No.49763043]

>>49762396
Fuck you. I'm not driving to the god damn liquor store. Stop tempting me with your pictures.

[Anonymous No.49763050]

>>49762874
try a good cbd. shits not cheap and never used it. however I have a buddy who was in a bad car wreck, swears by the stuff.

[Anonymous No.49763063]

>>49762421
she has too many moles to have a tan like that. asking for skin cancer.

[Anonymous No.49763097]

>>49763000
> I really need to get my core super strong but I'm bad at exercising.

Then PT should be good for you. Just remember to stay committed and to do your exercises so you don’t fall behind. The human body is surprisingly plastic, even in old age, all you have to do is put in the work.

[Anonymous No.49763104]

>>49763018
Imagine not being white kek

[Anonymous No.49763135]

>>49763018
>Jewnteenth
>>49762998
Have sneak it in as DLC. antisemitism is banned in my country

[Anonymous No.49763161]

>>49763104
That girl in that webm is literally Jewish.

[Anonymous No.49763164]

How much to have sex with an asian?

[Anonymous No.49763169]

>>49762874
I have bad muscles spasms and nerve damage. CBD and kratom are fucking great when it gets bad. A prescription NSAID like meloxicam can help too. Try out some different mattresses and wear a back brace at work. Lose some weight and build up your core/back if you can.

[Anonymous No.49763173]

>everyone clamoring for a recession
>about to accept a new job at a tech company and continually buying more SOXL
watch and learn. Lol.

[Anonymous No.49763186]

>>49763164
Free if your strong and can isolate women in vulnerable places.

[Anonymous No.49763188]

Is there a reason why like a hundred properties were listed today in my area? Anyone else see anything similar?

I'm on the market for a house and it seems out of the ordinary but maybe it's just because school is out and more people are moving.

[Anonymous No.49763200]

>>49763188
Rates just went up, where have you been?
People can smell the top and want out before the crash begins.

[Anonymous No.49763207]

>>49763173
Yeah buddy, just keep DCAing. One day you’ll knock that $70 cost average down.

[Anonymous No.49763237]

>>49763173
>Lum posting
>Market closed for black people (Black Monday)
>BTC flirting with 20k
Yeah, I'm thinking we're crashing on Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.49763241]

>>49763173
Pick up enough shares at the right price and be 8 figures in the green within a few years. Anybody not DCAing into SOXL, TQQQ, BULZ, FNGU, and friends right now is a fool

[Anonymous No.49763253]

Anybody here got any more audio gems like that jew voice commenting on the GME bullshit?

[Anonymous No.49763257]

>>49763200
They don't want out they are being forced out

[Anonymous No.49763271]

>>49763237
Oils going to rip Tuesday. Rest of the market IDGASA

[Anonymous No.49763277]

>>49763207
my cost average is 17 with a lot more cash to deploy
>>49763237
lum is the only thing saving us from SPY 200
>>49763241
i agree completely, so long as they have cash to buy substantially lower if it happens

[Anonymous No.49763278]

>>49762676
Kek I appreciate this edit but at this current time I can safely say, friendship with scoopsies ended, baggot is my best friend now.

[Anonymous No.49763280]

>>49763173
People have no idea how big SOXL is going to go, once EVs and personal humanoid robot buttlers/maids/fuckslaves become a reality.

[Anonymous No.49763284]

>>49763200
>before the crash begins
Don't come to the market on Tuesday

[Anonymous No.49763285]

>>49763188
>Is there a reason why like a hundred properties were listed today in my area? Anyone else see anything similar?
its like this across the country, my neighborhood has 3 for sale signs and 2 months ago a listing would sell within an hour of posting

[Anonymous No.49763294]

>>49763237
Let’s fucking get it

[Anonymous No.49763311]

>>49763040
Thanks anon, I will look into this. I sometimes lay on the floor and that helps but I get stiff, maybe a yoga mat will help. My neck also sometimes hurts because I make a little pillow laying on the floor so it's always tweaked forward to see my laptop..

[Anonymous No.49763314]

>>49763237
its inevitable, im riding shorts over the weekend i dont give a fuck, i can lose 10% easy or 3-4x, its a gamble worth taking

[Anonymous No.49763316]

>>49762905
I lost all my gme gains. Lol
PERSONAL RESPONSUBILITY

[Anonymous No.49763327]

>>49763188
inventory is slowly accumulating in my area. Today is the first day a nonmanufactured 1000 sqft home in good condition for 150k has lasted on the market for longer than 24 hours.

Hopefully those retards trying to sell their houses for 200k start getting the memo.

[Anonymous No.49763332]

>>49762924
Good.

>>49763000
> But I'm bad say exercising
Shit nigga me too. I have MS so it's really important that i doz, but it's really hard to stay on top of it. Just keep trying i guess, one day we'll make it.

>>49763043
Do it pussy (pictures not included)

>>49763104
Don't post this kind of suicide fuel please, thank you.

Pic not related idgaf

[Anonymous No.49763340]

>>49763280
a personal, customized robot maid for every man in the country, and SOXL at 5000

[Anonymous No.49763343]

Why are large cap dividends so fucking low?

[Anonymous No.49763349]

why the fuck cant boomers remove their craigslist ads after they sell their shit do they just like wasting my time?

[Anonymous No.49763351]

>>49763278
What other stocks does your dad like?

[Anonymous No.49763358]

>>49762667
I wouldn't Google the amount of estrogen in an IPA and afterwards I certainly wouldn't Google how much estrogen is in a birth control pill.

[Anonymous No.49763359]

>>49763277
Lmao. You’ve already lost 20%. Check back with me in a month when you’re down another 30%.

[Anonymous No.49763364]

>>49763278
i saw what you did to the lum doll. you will learn.

[Anonymous No.49763370]

i'm up 20% this week!!!
surprisingly i managed to call each and every rise/fall/rise

[Anonymous No.49763380]

>>49763359
lmao i know, i know! im just gonna keep buying all the way down to 50 cents per share is all hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.49763381]

>>49763359
nigga the whole market is dumping thats not a surprising loss. everything is down

[Anonymous No.49763387]

>>49763349
They like the free attention

[Anonymous No.49763424]

>>49763278
Did you sell your SIDU before the massive run this week? Don't be ashamed, tell us everything.

[Anonymous No.49763426]

>>49763327
The housing market could definitely start to get a bit wonky if we get hit by another 75 bp hike in July. The 150k price range is going to get filled by people trying to dump their formerly $300k homes mixed with over priced burned out crack dens that haven’t been repriced.

[Anonymous No.49763437]

>>49763314
I bought a bunch of puts today, AirBNB ripped today (+7%) so I grabbed some for that, went a bit OTM and fairly long dated on all my puts because I'm expecting capitulation next week as crypto exchanges get liquidated, so my plan is just to hold all week.

[Anonymous No.49763442]

>>49763359
>>49763380
We will be kings. I have another 120k to throw at this, maybe 30k on every dump/pullback. Thinking about swing trading some too for a little extra

[Anonymous No.49763443]

>>49763349
>why do sociopaths with zero empathy for others due to hyper-individualistic brainwashing and lead poisoning not take the time to clean up their mess

[Anonymous No.49763444]

>>49763311

Also, for me at least Doan's works better than anything else. Dunno why.

And I really mean the walking thing that's like 90% of what will actually trigger your body to somewhat heal and improve the pain long term.

[Anonymous No.49763445]

>>49763241
>Anybody not DCAing into SOXL, TQQQ, BULZ, FNGU, and friends right now is a fool
BULZ and FNGU are both under $10 and are exposed to the underlying's volatility. TQQQ historically works better with 2x leverage assuming a long term buy and hold strategy. Pic related. I think 2x leverage would be better applied to SOXL as well. The main issue is that we could end up in a long term recession or choppy market. The companies offering the 3x ETFs might eventually liquidate. BULZ and FNGU would be first to go. UPRO and TQQQ would be the safer plays, especially with a 200 MA strategy or something similar.

[Anonymous No.49763460]

>>49762591
You can eat raw pork anon, it's called mett in Germany. Also pork can be a bit pink even when cooked.

[Anonymous No.49763472]

>>49763442
>61k in 3x etf funds
lol

[Anonymous No.49763489]

>>49763444
Thanks. I'll try to get up to a mile slowly. I waxed my car today and that was a mistake. Too much too fast.

[Anonymous No.49763491]

>>49763445
all real risks, but hard to envision a dot-com style crash followed by a multi year choppy market. id have to switch to LEAPS if SOXL did get shut down, but it's made them so much money they'd likely do everything to keep it rolling.

[Anonymous No.49763495]

>>49763349
Literally "fuck you I got mine."
It's not a meme.

>>49763460
> t. tapeworm

[Anonymous No.49763502]

>>49763445
>The companies offering the 3x ETFs might eventually liquidate.
This is what I'm worried about, especially since the 3x ETFs are under SEC scrutiny now.

[Anonymous No.49763504]

>>49763445
USD is the 2x leveraged semiconductor etf. QLD for the Nadsaq. Like I said above I’m going to swing trade and should anything get liquidated or deleveraged like the vol ETNs during volpocalypse and the energy stuff in March 2020, we’ll get fair warning so I’ll just move to something else
>>49763472
Watch and learn

[Anonymous No.49763524]

>>49763442
BULZ is high risk since it's tracking a small basket of tech, but if we bounce out and avoid a serious recession that will be a lovely stack

[Anonymous No.49763529]

>>49763504
>Watch and learn
I am sure you and I will learn nothing from you losing all your money

[Anonymous No.49763539]

>*busts in thread*
I THINK ITS TIME WE TALK ABOUT GAY SEX AND SIGA.
ARE YOU DOING YOUR PART TO PUMP MY BAGS ANONS? HELLO?

[Anonymous No.49763547]

>>49763445
Yeah I was pretty shocked to see that BULZ had gotten to the 3's. I feel like they just might reverse split it before killing it but who knows. Big Tech definitely has some life left in it but you're right about the potential recession/choppy market

[Anonymous No.49763549]

>>49763445
stable growth stocks is literally peak 3x though and there are a plethora of stocks in those baskets and if the market gets too unhinged you just selloff at a massive CAGR

[Anonymous No.49763550]

why does everyone hate on brettygood its always high def, no lag, no ads, comfy apu icon

[Anonymous No.49763587]

Cant believe theyre still buying 3x etfs in a bear market that wont stop until we reimplement QE
They wont follow their own strategy

[Anonymous No.49763589]

>>49763460
This is a sausage though... it's not exactly clean pork

[Anonymous No.49763611]

Soxl shills showed the way when he dropped 100k into SOXL in march 2020 then ended up at the top with a million dollar stack. I recall people bitching they didn’t follow suit and now it’s too late. I was one but now is the do over. Fuck it I’ll be a millionaire or lose it all but I’m fucking gonna try

[Anonymous No.49763625]

IT'S GAY PRIDE MONTH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS HULKAMANIACS! YOU SHOULD BE PROUD BROTHER! PROUD THAT YOU AREN'T A FAGGOT DUDE!

FAGGOTS, WHO ARE 1.65% OF THE US POPULATION ACCOUNT FOR 63% OF THE SYPHILIS CASES DUDE!
>http://takimag.com/article/the_straight_dope_on_homosexuality_elizabeth_mccaw/print
FAGGOTS ARE 17X MORE LIKELY TO GET ANAL CANCER THAN STRAIGHTS BRAH
>http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2015/12/the_gay_agenda_and_the_real_world.html
TRANNIES ARE 4X MORE LIKELY TO HAVE AIDS DUDE
>http://www.nbcnews.com/id/40279043/ns/health-health_care/
FAGGOT ARE 60X MORE LIKEY TO HAVE AIDS THAN NON-FAGGOTS BROTHER
>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3462414/
46% OF HOMOS REPORT BEING MOLESTED, COMPARED TO ONLY 7% OF STRAIGHT HULKAMANIACS
>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11501300
41% OF TRANNIES HAVE TRIED AND FAILED TO COMMIT SUICIDE DUDE
>http://www.nbcnews.com/id/40279043/ns/health-health_care/
65% OF TRANNIES HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT KILLING THEMSELVES IN THE LAST YEAR >http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44
GAYS ARE MORE LIKELY THAN STRAIGHTS TO HAVE MENTAL ILLNESS BROTHER
>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2072932/
LOOK OUT HULKAMANIACS! 1 IN 8 FAGGOTS IN LONDON HAS HIV
>http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/11/18/13-of-gay-and-bisexual-men-in-london-living-with-hiv/
FAGGOTS ARE 200 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO BE DIAGNOSED WITH HIV
>http://takimag.com/article/the_straight_dope_on_homosexuality_elizabeth_mccaw/print
27% OF TRANNIES HAVE AIDS, ONLY 12% REPORT IT DUDE
>http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/group/gender/transgender/
MALE TO FEMALE TRANNIES ARE 50 TIMES MORE LIKELY THAN NORMAL PEOPLE TO HAVE HIV
>http://news.yahoo.com/one-group-people-acquiring-hiv-204557712.html

SO HAVE PRIDE THIS MONTH BROTHERS, PRIDE THAT YOU DON'T TAKE IT UP THE ASS AND AREN'T ON QUEER STREET DUDE
-HH

[Anonymous No.49763629]

>>49763351
Haven't heard anything yet, I'm going over there on Father's day and will share with my bros if he has anything new.
>>49763364
Lum is my bitch
>>49763424
Yes. I sold SIDU at $4. Missed out on about $1600 in profit but still got over 100% profits which is fine with me. I'm not the type to be ungrateful for gains. Money is money. I literally am going all in on SIGA though. Already have half my money in it now, will put the rest in with each dip. SIGA is my magnum opus, my Sistine chapel. SIGA will be the stock that makes me.

[Anonymous No.49763631]

>>49763611
thats crazy!
you should continuously try gambling with 1% of your stock portfolio like a real man instead of losing all your money in a last ditch effort

[Anonymous No.49763639]

>>49763625
THANKS HULK HOGAN

[Anonymous No.49763641]

>>49763611
He bought during a market that was about to be pumped with QE. Thats not going to happen to you this time. Use your brain

[Anonymous No.49763665]

>>49763641
>a market that was about to be pumped with QE
anon I...

[Anonymous No.49763669]

>>49763611
make sure you have powder left to buy with if we see obscenely low numbers and you'll be okay.

[Anonymous No.49763701]

>>49763665
Youre coping. You have nothing to back up your thesis that QE will be reintroduced anytime soon. Slower tightening or neutral is NOT QE

[Anonymous No.49763709]

>>49763639
HH BROTHER
-HH

[Anonymous No.49763735]

>>49763629
>I sold SIDU at $4.
That's not bad actually, good job. I probably would have sold the first day gap up too.

[Anonymous No.49763736]

>>49763625
I take pride in my education, my wonderful wife and children, my home, my hobbies, etc. What do you take pride in?
>I tAkE CoCkS iN mY aSs lolol
Why are they like this hulkster?

[Anonymous No.49763753]

>>49762396
Kava tea

[Anonymous No.49763760]

>>49763701
Yeah and anything anyone says about what they think the Fed is going to do is total bullshit because it changes at the drop of a hat. You don't know either. All I know is that the US is probably going to be the leading world power for at least the rest of our lives and it's going to do that the same way that it always has, which means eventually that line is going the fuck back up

[Anonymous No.49763779]

>>49763736
I TAKE PRIDE IN BEING A REAL AMERICAN DUDE!
SAYIN MY PRAYERS, TAKIN VITAMINS, TRAINING HARD, AND BEING A ROLE MODEL FOR ALL THE LITTLE HULKAMANIACS OUT THERE DUDE!
TOGETHER WE'RE GONNA DROP THE LEGS ON GLOBOHOMO AND MAKE IT 6 MILLION MORE JACK

[Anonymous No.49763809]

>>49763424
Sold @ 8.5. Only had 100 shares tho. I wanted to buy 1000 but decided against it cause I'm moving and needed cash,oh well.

[Anonymous No.49763816]

>>49763641
The vast majority of bear markets have averaged 10 months from peak to trough and recovered with no QE. It might not be instanteous like we’re used to but the upward trajectory we’ve seen in stocks over the last 200 years will resume. Thinking we’re going to just fall into a biblical level depression is not a rational take. The bottom will be by October and we will probably see 2 more legs down at the most. I’ll be DCAing into both of them. See you at the top

[Anonymous No.49763831]

Why was the opex pump so pathetic today? That can't be good

[Anonymous No.49763862]

>>49763831
Because someone jewed the options chains. Bids and asks were all fucked up this morning and when they chilled back out suddenly some options were worth 50% less

[Anonymous No.49763878]

>>49763779

I’m dying here

[Anonymous No.49763886]

>>49763237
>black
>people

[Anonymous No.49763897]

>>49763862
Has that happened before, or is it a sign

[Anonymous No.49763905]

>>49763886
I can't say the gamer word Jannies already banned me for it once

[Anonymous No.49763906]

>buy options thinking it will go up
>stock moves in right direction
>all of a sudden options drop by 50%
>wtf
>check
>its one guy bidding extremely low and halving the price
this ever happen to anybody? I was lucky a didn't set a stop order otherwise I would have been fucked

[Anonymous No.49763914]

>>49763504
I hope you make it anon. That's just too much risk for me. I've been DCA'ing into VTI since we broke the 200 SMA and EMA, for a long term hold. Will lump sum/DCA into UPRO and TQQQ when we get back up.

>>49763549
I'm just saying it's high risk high reward. Especially with how the SEC might get involved to fuck over retail traders, like another anon mentioned. The current political parties are retarded and the (((WEF))) needs a massive crash for their eat-zeh-bugs program. I think the 200 LRS still provided 24% CAGR or something ridiculous, with much less downside risk.

[Anonymous No.49763923]

>>49763906
Illiquid options chains will do that. Gotta inspect those spreads before you buy.

[Anonymous No.49763939]

>>49763914
What the fuck is going on in that video?

[Anonymous No.49763954]

>>49763625
>>49763779

[Anonymous No.49763958]

>>49763939
NErVe gas

[Anonymous No.49763972]

>>49763816
I love all these famous last words. I wonder if they were saying similar things in past recessions? 2008 screenshots be kino.

[Anonymous No.49763973]

>>49763862
OPRA issues. They had to fail over.

[Anonymous No.49763984]

Next week will be quiet, looking to load up on deep itm VXY calls
Can’t decide what do long so I will long volatility and sell calls to other fags who don’t know what they’re doing

[Anonymous No.49764012]

>>49763984
>UVXY

[Anonymous No.49764040]

>>49762874
kill babies for their stem cells

[Anonymous No.49764089]

SISTERS HOW ARE WE FEELING TONIGHT!?!?!!?!

[Anonymous No.49764161]

>>49763460
Expect brain worms. No wonder Germany got rid of their nuclear power plants.

[Anonymous No.49764167]

>>49763984
>>49764012
Volatility depreciates over time. There's no reason to buy deep ITM calls if you will lose long term. Some long dated OTM calls might be better, if it spikes above $100 like in March 2020. And immediately cash out.

[Anonymous No.49764199]

>>49763972
>the market will never recover
Yeah okay bobo. And speaking of 2008, you do realize some leveraged ETFs, namely QLD and SSO both predate the GFC and if you’d bought both at the literally all time high in November 2007 you would have gone on to crush the returns of the underlying Nasdaq and Shid&Piss 500 right? So how’s that for famous last words? You could have bought at ATH on the eve of the worst recession in 80 years and you’d have beaten the market. In contrast I’m suggesting you begin to DCA into leveraged ETFs after they’ve already dropped 80% and I’m also suggesting that while this recession will suck you as an obvious zoomed have no idea what the GFC was like and I assure you fren this won’t hold a candle. I repeat. See you at the top

[Anonymous No.49764205]

>>49764089

[Anonymous No.49764206]

>>49764089
PRETTY GOOD BROTHER

[Anonymous No.49764236]

>>49763173
Nobody is this retarded. I'm not convinced SOXL posters are teenagers "investing" with paper accounts or their imagination.

>>49763277
>my cost average is 17 with a lot more cash to deploy
>17
That's your age.

[Anonymous No.49764258]

>>49764199
The market will continue to shit and fart until morale is restored with biden in a casket. Then if its kamala we will have single digit spy

[Anonymous No.49764263]

>>49764236
im in my 30s
i have buys ready all the way down to 50 cents
you will not stop me from making it

[Anonymous No.49764298]

>>49764263
>i have buys ready all the way down to 50 cents
Yeah I have about a million dollars on my interactive brokers account.

[Anonymous No.49764342]

>>49764298
makes no difference how much money you have, it's just proportional buying all the way down

[Anonymous No.49764345]

>>49763173
tech companies are indeed hiring out the absolute ass rn

t. tech company wagie

[Anonymous No.49764347]

If you're enjoying this thread, and... well... to be honest, you're probably not, this is one of the worst /smg/ threads ever... But, if you are enjoying it, don't forget to like and leave a comment below. Also, smash that subscribe button like you're buying TQQQ puts at the absolute bottom!

[Anonymous No.49764349]

>>49762396
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/chiles-codelco-close-ventanas-smelter-233441001.html
does this mean copper prices will rise?

[Anonymous No.49764363]

>>49763332
>suicide fuel
I thought all you weirdos just jack off to cartoons, trannies, and hate women?

[Anonymous No.49764374]

>>49764363
Some of us don't hate women, we're just afraid of them.

[Anonymous No.49764388]

>>49764363
I am just tired of the boxy clones on the internet

[Anonymous No.49764403]

>>49764347

[Anonymous No.49764407]

>>49764363
i just want a woman to give me attention without having an ulterior motive that consists of attempting to take my resources and run

[Anonymous No.49764415]

>>49764403
We haven't had a good thread since yesterday when rapemkid was here

[Anonymous No.49764419]

>>49764363
I only masturbate to the best.

[Anonymous No.49764429]

/smg/ threads suffer from theta brain decay.

[Anonymous No.49764452]

>>49764363
I don't hate women they are just too much of a hassle for me. When I had a gf it was horrible she would constantly want to sleep in my bed. Use my things. Text me while I was busy with my video games and my 4chan. Never again.

[Anonymous No.49764460]

>>49764429
were huffin

[Anonymous No.49764471]

>>49764419
Is this a Power Rangers episode?

[Anonymous No.49764478]

>>49764429
You mus feel very smart and superior posting this over and over

[Anonymous No.49764512]

anyone use external gamma/theta waves on their brain to increase trading success

[Anonymous No.49764523]

>>49764363
Some of us used to be viable, but aren't anymore

[Anonymous No.49764544]

>>49764478
No. I wish the ratio of funny and/or insightful posts was higher.

[Anonymous No.49764558]

>>49764544
Then make some smart posts

[Anonymous No.49764560]

>>49764544
its friday night we're all losers here
join in

[Anonymous No.49764569]

I have a lot of FDVV and I’m like 60% cash. I don’t know what the fuck to do other than wait around. This market blows. Just dump already.

[Anonymous No.49764589]

>>49763040
What's a yoga mat supposed to do? Seems like the less support would just fuck up their back even more.

[Anonymous No.49764596]

>>49764199
No. Go back farther. This will be 2000 tech bubble burst levels. Example picrel. ARKK ain’t never coming back. Nasdaq going to 7000 minimum.

[Anonymous No.49764601]

>>49764345
>wagie
*CS student

[Anonymous No.49764614]

>>49764558
You first.

[Anonymous No.49764620]

>>49764167
Mila Jovovitch used to look like that?!

[Anonymous No.49764624]

>>49763173

[Anonymous No.49764638]

>>49764544
>No. I wish the ratio of funny...posts was higher.
What do you get when you combine a refrigerator with a radio?

[Anonymous No.49764643]

>>49763437
for sure holding is always the option for faggots that didn't take profit. If I were you I will just use that asset to provide liquidity for market-making so I can earn some extra.

[Anonymous No.49764662]

FUCK I HATE LONG WEEKENDS

[Anonymous No.49764663]

>Juneteenth is a federal holiday in the United States commemorating the emancipation of enslaved African Americans
Americans, explain yourselves

[Anonymous No.49764680]

>>49764512
I thought about transcranial direct current stimulation but in the end decided on Modafinil. That shit works a trick

[Anonymous No.49764689]

>>49764663
Worshipping niggers is as American as apple pie

[Anonymous No.49764701]

>>49764638
I don't know. Tell me.

[Anonymous No.49764707]

>>49764601
you can check job posting boards yourself. tech companies are hiring skilled employees by the boatloads

[Luiznon No.49764709]

>>49762502
not enough water

[Anonymous No.49764720]

>>49764701
You get really cool music.

[Anonymous No.49764737]

>>49764720

[Anonymous No.49764749]

>>49764589

Just a little cushioning to prevent bruising. You could also do like a 1-2 inch foam twin mattress topper or sleeping pad or smth. For most with sciatica you really want something that keeps your back aligned straight while you sleep so floor is actually pretty good. Mattresses tend to let the midsection sag down too much, esp foam/latex.

[Anonymous No.49764754]

>>49764544
Okay okay, Celine Dion walks into a bar. Bartender says, “why the long face?”
..
Same bar same night, Saddam Hussein, Bill Clinton, and Elian Gonzalez walk in. Bartender says, “what is this, some kind of joke?”
…
A baby seal walks into a club

[Anonymous No.49764755]

>>49763104
>>49764419
Every time I see webms like this I can only imagine how many cocks these whores had inside of them. 100? probably. 1000? Maybe.
It is fucking disgusting, I feel no attraction to these women anymore. All I see are some whores.
It's just like going to the redlight district and seeing all the disgusting whores standing around, I feel 0 attraction to them.

[Anonymous No.49764759]

>>49764720
I'm going to steal this one.

[Anonymous No.49764776]

>>49764754
Bartender says, we don’t serve time travelers here. A time traveler walks into a bar

[Anonymous No.49764791]

>>49764754
I can tell these are Canadian jokes.

[Anonymous No.49764792]

>>49764663
>Juneteenth
>Americans, explain yourselves
Jewnteenth. Does that help?

[Anonymous No.49764806]

>>49764689
see
>>49764689
My co-worker talks about Trump being right and predicting inflation and blah blah blah always about trump. He consooms media, tiktok, disney, Star wars, football, baseball, watches late night talk shows, and black comedians.Worshipping nogs is programed into these people. This walking bot is 38 and has no clue what inflation or the federal reserve was until I went off about the jews recently.

[Anonymous No.49764849]

>>49763173
Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop
>>49764236
>Nobody is this retarded. I'm not convinced SOXL posters are teenagers "investing" with paper accounts or their imagination.

People are indeed this retarded. At one point in the middle of that 2020/21 bull market craze im sure the majority of /smg/ was convinced that 3x ETFs are the perfect solution for retail traders.

>>49763816
Just shut the fuck up retard. Mean reversion is the most powerful force in the markets and most LETF's get liquidated because of this phenomena of mean reversion.

[Anonymous No.49764875]

>>49763760
Line eventually going back up is not the same thing as “its a good time to buy 3x etfs”
It means its a good time to protect your capital and wait for the good time to buy 3x etfs
>>49763816
We dont need a great depression for it to not be a good idea to buy 3x etfs. A 1970s decade, which is what it likes like we’re in for, at least for a few years, is not a good time to buy 3x etfs. You cant adapt
>havent recovered because of QE
Every bear market youve been able to remember has.

[Anonymous No.49764876]

>>49764849
yeah you know except multiple leveraged ETFs like QLD that have been around since 2006. Lol. He Still Won't Learn.

[Anonymous No.49764926]

All my trading apps aren’t working I can’t see the prices for anything I’m totally in the dark

[Anonymous No.49764968]

>>49764876
>QLD
Credit card tier expense ratios and volatility drag.
Just fucking lever up on QQQ or somethin man.

The R:R on these LETF's is terrible when you're not in some right tails type of market, like we were March 2020 - Nov 2021.

Unless you're actually good at daytrading and can have some positive EV on your positions. Imo LETF's can only have asymmetric payoff would help increase EV and sharpe IF you actually can define that R:R very well in short terms. People on /smg/ can be smart and I'm sure some of you can do that.....but most cannot nor will they learn to do that.

[Anonymous No.49764970]

>>49764680
im out of my orb here, but i hope both of those endeavors can augment you

[Anonymous No.49764997]

Man I didn't know how successful SOXL investors were!

[Anonymous No.49765012]

>>49764997
The people in your pic related certainly aren't failures, or spending their friday evening on 4chan

[Anonymous No.49765013]

>>49764849

Leveraged sector ETFs are playing with fire. But shit like SSO was basically a free money cheat code so long as the Fed was printing.

Now though... well, 2x funds are probably still the way to win once they resume printing to pump assets. They'll want those capital gains for 2023 esp when the 22 tax receipts are going to be a disaster. It's just that if inflation is a long term trend the levered capital is gonna flow to commodity and value plays IMO.

Problem is there's no one-stop shop for it. I'm really on the lookout for something like PDBC or GSP except 2X. They'll probly never approve that shit tho.

[Anonymous No.49765018]

>>49764968
QLD held since 2006 has significantly outperformed QQQ. Where Is The Chop.

[Anonymous No.49765032]

>>49764643
Idk what you are talking about, I closed my previous puts Thursday, opened puts on UVXY - closed them today up 40%, and opened new puts for next week. They are dated 1-3 months til expiration, I'm just expecting a major drop next week so I'm not going to gamble on missing the deep red days for fear of catching a green day. If any of the options I have does a +>100% in a day I would close it and open new positions to re-leverage.

[Anonymous No.49765035]

>>49765018
Now do 1970 to 1990

[Anonymous No.49765038]

>>49765012

but they are diversity hires with sub-par track records.

[Anonymous No.49765044]

>>49765018
that retard is going to ramble about how you should go through the effort to just buy and roll your own options instead

[Anonymous No.49765047]

What if the recession is priced in already?

[Anonymous No.49765054]

>>49764997
BULLISH FOR SIGA BROS WE HAVE A MILITARY ASSSSSET SUCKING AND FUCKING TO SPREAD THE POX LETS GO
SIGA TO 200 LETS FUCKEN GO USA USA USA

[Anonymous No.49765056]

GAYSEX BROS, I stumbled upon this.
>n conclusion, the preponderance of current evidence is pointing towards a hypothesis for the origin of this outbreak which is increasingly consistent with prior “war game” scenario planning, remarkably akin to that which occurred during Event 201, which posits emergence of an engineered Munkeypox virus into the human population during mid-May of 2022.

[Anonymous No.49765071]

>>49765056
GAY SEX SIGA BRO I NEED A LINK TO THE INFO ABOUT THIS

[Anonymous No.49765075]

>>49765056
>Not watching previous Simpsons episodes to learn the future
NGMI, much more reliable than some war game.

[Anonymous No.49765076]

Yo has anybody traded futures before?

I'm getting pretty good at scalping spx 0dte. I want to see about futures

[Anonymous No.49765078]

And a little bit of Mumu fried
Cold futures on a sunday night
A pair of puts that fill just right
And the market DOOOOooooOOOOWWWN

[Anonymous No.49765082]

>>49765013
>Leveraged sector ETFs are playing with fire.
End of discussion. Most LETF's are.
>>49765018
That's not how long term investing works. People have to liquidate and sell positions for redemptions to get on with life or withdraw funds when a client asks.
Nobody stays into the fucking market to hold an LETF from 2006 to 2022. There are just shit tier reasons and frictionless backtesting which will convince you that long holding LETF's is a good idea.
>>49765044
No.

Just fucking avoid leveraged ETF's unless you are a cocky daytrading motherfucker. Pic related
Leveraged ETF's work in a perfectly Fed engineered bull market. Right up until they don't.

[Anonymous No.49765087]

>>49765071
https://www.theburningplatform.com/2022/06/17/monkey-pox-update/

[Anonymous No.49765101]

>>49765044
Hes wrong about that because hes a retard but hes still right that its the wrong environment to buy 3x etfs. At least on spy and qqq. Gush might be fine after capitulation
But i agree he is stupid

[Anonymous No.49765102]

Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.

[Anonymous No.49765105]

>>49765087
I mean anon, the wargame info is common knowledge around us schizos for a while now. Its following it pretty closely.

[Anonymous No.49765109]

>>49764849
>At one point in the middle of that 2020/21 bull market craze im sure the majority of /smg/ was convinced that 3x ETFs are the perfect solution for retail traders
Pajeet anon, you were told then and you have been reminded repeatedly that you sell leveraged ETFs when the underlying goes under the 200 day sma. Soxlshill himself repeated this over and over and he himself sold his stack months ago and kept almost all the gains. You are being very disingenuous implying anybody ever suggested just blindly buying and holding leveraged ETFs. Literally nobody said to do this. If you’re going to go on your tirades at least be honest especially since it’s trivially easy to search the archives with the terms SOXL and 200 average to see what was said and when.
>LETF's get liquidated because of this phenomena of mean reversion.
The only leveraged ETF that was ever liquidated was XIV during volpocalypse. That was a volatility short ETN and no one here has ever said to hold these for any length of time. The other leveraged ETFs that were closed were commodity based. No one here has ever said to hold commodity based leveraged ETFs. Again, get your lies straight. Your arguments would better serve if you didn’t misrepresent the very thing you’re arguing about
>>49764875
>A 1970s decade, which is what it likes like we’re in for, at least for a few years
Nope. Also simulated leveraged ETFs based on the S&P500, Nasdaq, etc. indexes have been backtested through the 1970s and they still beat the market, especially if you rotate in and out based on the underlying being above or below the 200 day moving average. I don’t think we’re going to see the 1970s again in which case DCA into SPXL, SSO, QLD, TQQQ, or whatever else is the best thing to do right now. Of course nobody knows the future because if they did we’d have stock market trillionaires walking the earth and we don’t. Warren Buffet,Jim Simons, Ray Dalio dont know, and for goddam sure you don’t either

[Anonymous No.49765113]

Whatever happened to that squiggly line inverting and causing the panic that we've seen so far? Or oil shock being correlated with recessions 9 times out of 10? It was all over this board a month ago. Yet everyone's now looking ahead.

I'm so scared that it's just going to come out of nowhere. It always does, and yet we apparently have these reliable indicators? Is it because the market shrugs them off, or are they actually fud and we're going up?

[Anonymous No.49765126]

>>49765082
lol proven wrong again so you bring up a completely different arbitrary issue, classic
see you next time pajeet

[Anonymous No.49765131]

>>49765082
I think this chart really says
>why leveraged etfs are a GREAT idea since scenario 5 is the majority of market history
>but if youre not in scenario 5, get the fuck out

[Anonymous No.49765146]

>>49765105
Ya the war game scenario, but this shitzo is that Malone doctor that MSM lost their shit on when he went on Rogan and BTFO the narrative. He states in this article, with citations that this is an engineered evolving munkaypox strain. Its fucking over man, its fucking over

[Luiznon No.49765147]

>>49762591
>that you are my only friends
damm

[Anonymous No.49765148]

Cold beer on a Friday night!
A pair of jeans that fit just ri.... uh.... bros?

[Anonymous No.49765154]

>>49765148
ah, you found it

[Anonymous No.49765160]

>>49765148
I don't feel so good Friday night bros...

[Anonymous No.49765162]

>>49765109
>The only leveraged ETF that was ever liquidated was XIV during volpocalypse. That was a volatility short ETN and no one here has ever said to hold these for any length of time. The other leveraged ETFs that were closed were commodity based. No one here has ever said to hold commodity based leveraged ETFs

You have moved the goalposts so fucking hard I can't even be bothered to reiterate this dialogue again.
>>49765126
The whole rolling options strawman again.


Just stay the fuck away from LETF's if you're retail, PLEASE. And stop encouraging people to follow that nonsense 200 DMA ICE Semis strategy. It's just a technical-sounding facade that actually is just degenerate momentum trading. 3x ETF's are meant to be daytraded or used as a hedge to capture "DAILY" moves in the corresponding index

The 200 DMA meme is such fucking horseshit I cannot believe it's gained so much traction. Actually I can believe it's gotten so popular on /smg/ - it's the ultimate shitbeta strategy. Like the Cathie Woods ARK complex of /smg/

[Anonymous No.49765168]

In case you weren’t aware, there’s literally only two options in the market: buy or sell. Society is made up of man children who literally just flip coins all day and make up bullshit sorrounding the outcomes of those coin flips. If you still have a brain, run and never look back. Play with some Lincoln logs or write a book, do literally anything except fall for the trap of thinking there is a rhyme or reason to the coin flipping game of pressing buy and sell buttons. Some faggots will try to convince you there’s a pattern, that if you click buy and sell at specific points you will win more coin flips. Other faggots will try to sell you some snake oil saying you only need to click one of the buttons to win the most. It’s all garbage bullshit, there’s a buy button, and a sell button, and the hundreds of trillions in so called “economy” is literally just faggots coping with the fact they flipped coins and got lucky, and try to pretend there’s some grand meaning to the buy and sell button. You will have a more enriching life if you never look at a graph again and go do something more mentally stimulating then flip coins all day.

[Anonymous No.49765174]

>>49765154
Someone on >>>/r/18464520 had it, though I thought there was a full body pic somewhere... but I guess not

[Anonymous No.49765187]

>>49765078

[Anonymous No.49765189]

>>49765109
Simulated 3x etfs since the 1970s to now have beaten the market, but 3x etfs since after the recession have beaten the shit out of 3x etfs before the recession. By definition
Youre basically just saying you cant read macro
>w-warren buffet cant time the market!!!
Except he literally did. They all did. All the big boys are in cash you fucking idiot and they all want to buy oil and arent buyers until spx 3000. You can keep saying “you cant time the market” but thats wrong. You cant time the market continuously over long time periods; but you CAN look at macro and wait for a bottom to form and evaluate whats a good buy vs whats cope
Spx growth multiple was pumped by QE and we WILL NOT see spx 4800 again any time soon without QE.
Dont fight the fed. Dont fight the trend. Thats timing the market and it is literally that simple
And finally, soxl shill only sold half his stack and then bought back in at 20, so he is now down again. He should have listened to his own strategy. We all should have

[Anonymous No.49765193]

>>49762516
I have 20k just sitting in an etrade account. I don’t know where to put it, I feel like the rape is gonna get worse before it gets better

[Anonymous No.49765211]

>>49765193
Put it on SIGA

[Anonymous No.49765223]

>>49765047
They've already pulled the pin on the recession grenade. FFR a year out is 3.7%. Mtgs 5.75%. Residential inv should grind to a halt. Business involved with the most speculative sectors seems to be diminishing. Accelerating from the current path risks overshooting.

[Anonymous No.49765224]

>>49765146
Bullish for SIGA

[Anonymous No.49765228]

>>49765162
>that actually is just degenerate momentum trading
Obviously, any good trade is momentum+good fundamentals backing the underlying unless youre doing quant or options fuckery. Where do you think you are. Youre retail, youre not collecting fees, youre riding momentum

[Anonymous No.49765237]

>>49765162
i didn't read any of that post lol

[Anonymous No.49765256]

>>49765160
go throw up and feel better, then pump my CPUH/W bags, no questions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBd4tt3OoL4

[Anonymous No.49765271]

Is this a real fuckup or do I just need to close some of my positions?

[Anonymous No.49765288]

>>49762874
(((They))) don't want you to know this because (((They))) want you dependent on pills the rest of your life. But taking steroid hormones and growth hormone will fix your back problems. Steroid hormones will help to fix muscle imalances that lead to spinal strain, or weak muscles causing excess pressure on the discs. While growth hormone regenerates damaged discs.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/05/170522081046.htm
I struggled with back pain for years and after dipping my toes into the enhanced realms it went away within 6 months.
On a related note who knows some absolute dumpster biotech stocks worth shorting?

[Anonymous No.49765290]

>>49765271
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.49765291]

How to defuse the inevitable shit bomb:
>Stop QT
>Commit to slower more real-time data dependent hikes (current inflation/income growth not past CPI)
>Across the board one time tax hike (cliff)
>End Ukraine War
>End Chinese Tariffs
>Publicly execute all MMT dipshits

[Anonymous No.49765294]

>>49765271
none of this is real bro, just electronic bleep bloops on some server held together my yarn and masking tape somewhere attached to a system that still uses floppies.

[Anonymous No.49765307]

BTC going under 20k will have some pretty salient impacts on stocks. I think we see tech shitbetas take a sizeable nosedive if it does indeed break that very hard floor. Big round number etc

[Anonymous No.49765313]

When is this going to have its day reckoning?

[Anonymous No.49765325]

>>49765189
he didn't buy back at 20, that was me.

[Anonymous No.49765358]

Or this?

[Anonymous No.49765362]

Popeyes 1/4 pound popcorn shrimp meal was $16.
The Fed must raise rates.

[Anonymous No.49765363]

>>49765288
short siga, we schizos might be wrong

[Anonymous No.49765372]

>>49765288
Where can I get these things? I’m 37 and tired of being in pain. I’m not fat. I eat well. I’m strong as an ox. But years of labor have rekt my joints and back.

[Anonymous No.49765373]

>>49765362
you haven't had enough white claws yet, drink more

[Anonymous No.49765385]

>>49765325
Were you the one posting the 20/70 meme? I know at the very least he sold only half at the 200 and was holding the rest. That was two weeks ago

[Anonymous No.49765388]

>>49765162
> You have moved the goalposts so fucking hard I can't even be bothered to reiterate this dialogue again.
Holy shit dude the goalposts have always been to buy index based leveraged ETFs and sell when the underlying goes under the 200 day average. That is what was said in the beginning in 2019 when /Smg/ got enamored with this strategy. The goalposts have never moved. You’re the one trying to put words in peoples mouth to prove a straw man that was never argued in the first place
> 200 DMA ICE Semis strategy. It's just a technical-sounding facade that actually is just degenerate momentum trading
It’s the strategy that works, made SOXL anons a bunch of money and allowed them to keep that money despite this bear market. It works and the only reason you hate it is because you thought you were smart bashing leveraged ETFs before you even knew how people were trading them. Also ridiculing an argument is a logical fallacy and doesn’t make you right. You are wrong. Backtests show you’re wrong and empirical evidence gathered in this very thread by people holding these things and selling months back further proves you’re wrong
>>49765189
>All the big boys are in cash you fucking idiot and
So are the original /Smg/ leveraged ETF shillers in this thread dipshit. They all sold when volatility increased. Also, retard, look at the 13f filings of the “big boys” right now. They are not in fucking cash you moron. Do any of you idiot Bobos do any research at while you’re running your dick beaters over your keyboards? The leveraged etf strategy is completely in cash right now if you follow it to the letter. I personally think the time to begin dipping your toe in with DCAing is now on the current leg down. On the next leg down, get some more, and the one after if it comes. Enjoy your “cash” dumbfuck and we’ll see how it comes out on the other side. I bet you’ll be here bitching while I’m sitting on 8 figures

[Anonymous No.49765427]

>>49765385
no, that wasn't him either, at least he wasn't using his trip if it was him but i dont think it was because he tole me not to buy. he did do only half his stack you are right.

[Anonymous No.49765443]

>>49765147
Yeah, it's crazy right? Lol
My life really spiraled downward lmao

[Anonymous No.49765451]

>>49765388
I AM an original 3x etf retard you fucking faggot and i am in cash. YOURE the one saying its time to start buying and im saying thats fucking dumb. Maybe i shouldnt have said “all” in cash that was wrong. They have significant cash holdings. Jpmorgan, berkshire. Hedge funds have seen net outflows on indices. Significant 13f purchases have been mostly defensive sectors or oil, not tech, and NOT leveraged tech
>8 figures
Youre literally just chasing a dream and are divorced from a good strategy. Your strategy is literally “try to do what worked in the last crash and hope the fed reacts the same way and pumps my bags” except this time they have specifically said they WONT be doing that. And guess what? If they surprise everyone and do, you just buy then. Youll miss that bottom, and it will still be a better buy in price than $17

[Anonymous No.49765460]

>>49765388
>It’s the strategy that works, made SOXL anons a bunch of money and allowed them to keep that money despite this bear market.
>It works and the only reason you hate it is because you thought you were smart bashing leveraged ETFs before you even knew how people were trading them
>Before you even knew how people were trading them
Lol.

(1+2*x)*(1-2*x) = 1 - 4*x^2.
The(-) in front of the 4*x^2 gives you a synthetically short vol position. Enjoy getting chopped to death by this arithmetic when ICE semis goes above the "200 DMA".

>Idiot bobos
No one who realizes that SOXL is a scam to collect fees from retail traders is a bobo. Most of us like the companies in ICE semis. We just think the product is terrible.

[Anonymous No.49765462]

I only hold VOO, QQQ, VT, FDVV, PLTR, and RYCEY. 80/20 cash/stocks. Am I ready to make it when things turn around in a few years?

[Anonymous No.49765499]

>>49765373
White claws are sort of sickening, but the new flavor release was good imo. A few years ago in college I thought white claws were the perfect solution for people who don't want to feel too shitty when drinking but ultimately the fucking sweet flavors make me gag.

The new flavor lineup again is good though. Its the best release of flavors yet

[Anonymous No.49765502]

>>49762769
Based. I’m a week in, shooting for 6-8 weeks. Gonna lose some weight and work on myself.

[Anonymous No.49765503]

>>49765443
I actually decided I didn’t want friends. I have a wife and kids. One good friend at work that I never hang out with, and an old best friend who owns a barbershop and cuts my hair for free once a month. I’m just done with people. I tense up when people call me and ignore their phone calls.

[Anonymous No.49765512]

>>49765462
You will be ready to buy the dip, just make sure you actually buy the dip. Saw a lot of people in 2020 miss out waiting for a bottom that never manifested, bears screeching for months the market was irrational (they were right but fuck em anyway)

[Anonymous No.49765513]

I'm a simple man. I see SOXL under $15 and I buy for the long con.

[Anonymous No.49765516]

>>49765499
White claw is a bitch drink. It’s terrible.

[Anonymous No.49765517]

>>49762758
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49765520]

>>49765451
>divorced from a good strategy.
>good strategy

[Anonymous No.49765534]

>>49765512
I bought all my etfs in a lump sum in about 5 minutes in may of 2020 and never touched them again.

[Anonymous No.49765552]

>>49765520
That’s a handsome retard. Good for him. I hope things are going well for this young lad.

[Anonymous No.49765553]

>>49765503
>I have a wife and kids.
Lol I don't have that. I did the math. I literally spend 98.5% of my week alone with nothing but my own thoughts and /smg/. The other 1.5% is daily/weekly meetings I have at work.

[Anonymous No.49765555]

>It's your move,
>I've made up my mind
>Time is running out
>make a move
>oh we can't go on
>do (You) understand?

>It's all in your head

[Anonymous No.49765561]

>>49765363
You're telling me to bet AGAINST gays spreading a preventable disease? Pass. It's going to pump, just not sure how high and how fast.
>>49765372
You can substitute hgh with mk-677 which can be purchased from any site that sells sarms - which would be the legal cheaper option.
If you want the legal expensive option you can get test/hgh from a TRT clinic (you can crash your test with a sarm before doing your bloodwork to "prove" you are low T)
Or you can do it the not legal way and buy steroids/hgh from black market sources or gray market sources like online indian pharma.
I can't give sources here - but you can find sarm/indian pharma sources on the sarmsourcetalk subreddit. Black market steroid sources are also pretty easy to find with a quick web search, should pop up a forum that will give links.
Therapeutic replacement for HGH is 2IU/day or somewhere between 10-15mg of mk-677.

[Luiznon No.49765562]

>>49762606
i wish i had wine even more now
>pic related also a wine drinker

[Anonymous No.49765573]

do you guys get tons of mail from your broken and companies you own?

[Anonymous No.49765582]

>>49765573
not unless there is a particularly nasty proxy fight. Do you own like 100 different companies or something?

[Anonymous No.49765612]

>>49765553
Having a wife and kids is a huge time filler. It’s not like I spend every minute having wholesome experiences. I work a lot. We fight. I have to beat on my kids to keep them in line. Lots of yelling and shut the fuck ups. Vacations are nothing but stress. But the 30 minutes at the end of the day putting them to bed and reading books makes it all worth it. I never wanted a family. That’s why I ended up with one. Law of magnetism.

[Anonymous No.49765617]

>>49762758
I jacked up interest rates, put the majority of orchards out of business until there was only about 3 left and then lowered it to near zero and the village is now prosperous.

What am I saying? I'm saying I have no idea what I'm doing but I caused a great famine for 70 straight months.

[Anonymous No.49765626]

Holy shit I want a qt gf

[Anonymous No.49765629]

>>49765503
You have autism and are likely going to be depressed. Humans are social creatures

[Anonymous No.49765634]

>>49765561
Thanks, anon.

[Anonymous No.49765637]

>>49762591
>I want everyone on /smg/ to know that you are my only friends, and I like you
Same, brother. If you ever head out east then try some Yeungling. It's my favorite cheap lager.

[Anonymous No.49765642]

>>49764601
>>49764707
Agreed I have 5+ interviews in the next couple weeks. The only companies stopping hiring are the ones that overtired to begin with or have shit projects. The vast majority are still hiring like crazy. Almost every company I’m interviewing with has multiple positions open or plans to hire more than just one person for the role

[Anonymous No.49765647]

>>49765612
I'm aware. I had a gf for a long while, probably too long. It's nice to have time to myself, but now I might have too much...
>>49765637
Lol I'm originally from PA. I grew up drinking Yuengling. Go birds

[Anonymous No.49765648]

>>49765582
this isnt normal? maybe i should tell them to not send me things, but i swear i did already. i get booklets of investors relations material

[Anonymous No.49765657]

>>49765654
>>49765654
https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/49765654https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/49765654https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/4976565449765654

[Anonymous No.49765668]

>>49765629
Yeah I was born in 84 before all the labels really started ramping up. I am fairly certain I’m some kind of high functioning autist. I make friends very easily because people really like me, but it’s all just a game to me. I don’t actually care about any of them. I want to, but I don’t. I’ve had a lot of relationships before I got married because I looked like *NSYNC when I was young. I realized I only did it because I liked winning.

[Anonymous No.49765682]

>>49762758
just seems like propaganda to keep interest rates at or below the fed target of 2%

[SOXL_shill !SOXL4BjzBE No.49765683]

>>49765189
>And finally, soxl shill only sold half his stack and then bought back in at 20, so he is now down again
I'm enjoying you gentlemens' debate and won't have much more to say for now but for the record while I did sell half my stack I did not buy back in at 20. For now I plan to buy back in when the Ice semi index goes back above the 200 day whenever that happens. I'm doing other trading in the meantime for what that's worth

[Luiznon No.49765687]

>>49763760
>to be the leading world power for at least the rest of our lives
ok boomer

[Anonymous No.49765702]

>>49765648
my experience with the companies I have held is that they only do that if the company is fighting with the shareholders

Gamestop fucking called my parents house trying to get me to vote in their proxy fight back in 2020

maybe the ones you own are just extra diligent,

[Luiznon No.49765712]

>>49763816
>The vast majority of bear markets have averaged 10 months
1929 took 25 years to recover

[Anonymous No.49765754]

>>49765460
>Lol.

(1+2*x)*(1-2*x) = 1 - 4*x^2.
The(-) in front of the 4*x^2 gives you a synthetically short vol position. Enjoy getting chopped to death by this arithmetic when ICE semis goes above the "200 DMA".
Your equation is contrived assuming 6 sigma events happening every day for months on end. How about you go look at the implied volatility and the historical volatility for all the leveraged indexes one by one and plug the daily volatility numbers into the equation to see the actual likely outcome. I encourage you to assume 2 and 3 daily standard deviation events if that makes you feel better. Report back with the results

[Luiznon No.49765755]

>>49764429
0.7*1.42=0.994

[Anonymous No.49765770]

>>49765712
From peak to trough? 25 years? Nope

[Luiznon No.49765774]

>>49764689
American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers

[Anonymous No.49765776]

>>49765499
Truly, vizzy, and press are all far superior to shit claws when it comes to seltzers

[Anonymous No.49765797]

>>49765770
Peak to trough is not a good metric for leveraged etfs

[Anonymous No.49765807]

>>49765561
Mk is not a replacement for hgh wtf are you on about

[Luiznon No.49765827]

>>49765443
don't worry it will all be over soon

[Anonymous No.49765905]

>>49765634
No problem, hope it helps!
>>49765702
I've had 2 companies send me mail for owning stocks - 1 bank and 1 nat gas company. I'm not really sure why I got physical mail from them and none of the other companies I have held, pretty sure both pieces of mail were for tax season, but they weren't the only stocks I was holding at the time or that year so I'm not sure why they sent physical mail while the others didn't.
>>49765807
I believe you are thinking of mk-2866 or ostarine. Mk-677 is Ibutamoren and is an HGH secretagogue.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9329386/

[Luiznon No.49765955]

>>49762758
what the fuck was that

[Anonymous No.49765956]

>>49765905
Does it work though? I had some mk-677 a few years ago and I don’t feel like it did anything at all, might’ve been fake

[Anonymous No.49765967]

>>49765561
Things are getting better but my body is getting worse. I wonder...

[Luiznon No.49765994]

>>49765770

[Anonymous No.49766104]

>>49765994
Breh
> the stock market peaked on Sept. 3, 1929, with the Dow at 381.17. The ultimate bottom was reached on July 8, 1932

[Anonymous No.49766109]

>>49765956
If its real, yes it works. How well it works for different people seems to be somewhat variable, but there was a study
https://academic.oup.com/jcem/article/81/12/4249/2650464?login=false
That showed the response in healthy elderly adults t0 25mg/day was ~4.14IU/day of injections. And there are some other studies comparing it to hgh injections in teenagers for height.
From what I have experienced with it, if you haven't taken it before, or have been on a break from it for a while and start taking it - you should have really intense dreams the first night, and/or strong hunger - if you didn't get either of those side effects when you took it yours was probably bunk.

[Anonymous No.49766751]

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