/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49743271]

SELL ALL RALLIES

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>49741950

[Anonymous No.49743324]

first for mumu's are gay

[Anonymous No.49743323]

Hate when oil contracts move to the next contract.
Simple as.

[Anonymous No.49743329]

>copper down
You all know what this means

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49743333]

first for office lady anime girls

[Anonymous No.49743336]

>>49743271
recession :D

[Anonymous No.49743337]

i'm gonna hold a poo over the weekend, beware...

[Anonymous No.49743340]

Welcome to this mornings cowtrap fuckers. Now get in the meat grinder

[Anonymous No.49743346]

Did Jpow speak today?

[olala No.49743351]

call or puts?

[Anonymous No.49743353]

buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.49743354]

Father’s Day? Never heard of it, did you know that Juneteenth is a federal holiday though?

[Anonymous No.49743361]

>>49743271
Let the Bodies hit the floor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFKBN3MGUGI

[Anonymous No.49743362]

Bonds selling off

[Anonymous No.49743367]

real estate bros..

[Anonymous No.49743377]

according to me reseve osmosis SMA retracement line, we're due for a 30% pump because the scan lines are all over extended on the 300 day advanced moving average, buy calls now or stay poor

[Anonymous No.49743380]

Irrational exuberance

[Anonymous No.49743385]

>>49743346
Yeah, about an hour ago

[Anonymous No.49743408]

Which Eurozone member collapses first?

[Anonymous No.49743409]

Bull trap

[Anonymous No.49743413]

I'm calling it. Cat market.

[Anonymous No.49743415]

remember when I told you to all in CCXI

[Anonymous No.49743424]

>>49743336
why is she pretending to be a night elf

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49743434]

>>49743333

fuck you guys for not checking my post numbers

[Anonymous No.49743444]

Dubs decide what I put my monthly investment budget in

[Anonymous No.49743454]

almost time to buy drv

[Anonymous No.49743456]

how many of you bought puts yesterday. be honest

[Anonymous No.49743459]

So this is pretty much the fed buying more? Or is this just shit expiring today? I remember seeing some post about how they printed more money recently

[Anonymous No.49743461]

>>49743380
I know, when most retail traders began expressing euphoria in their bear positions I knew the bottom was near

[Anonymous No.49743463]

>>49743444
KO And HTGC

[Anonymous No.49743469]

>>49743444
guess who is deciding?
>>49743454
These puts I have on DRN are atrocious. Next to no real estate has an active option chain.

[Anonymous No.49743472]

>>49743434
>>49743333
anime is gay

[Anonymous No.49743476]

>>49743271
A low volume wedge on spy. This pump is dying.

[Anonymous No.49743482]

>>49743336
Is it just a filter or can she really moonwalk damn well?

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49743488]

>lose 12000 yesterday
>gain 7000 today

heh... nothin personnel kids

[Anonymous No.49743489]

>>49743413
>bullish on meows

[Anonymous No.49743500]

>>49743413
damn I love that little handsome ass nigga

[Anonymous No.49743498]

>>49743459
Nah, swing trading in action. Its gonna bleed for 3 more months at least. If this is a bullrun then I feel really bad for bullbros. Its crab at best

[Anonymous No.49743508]

>>49743456
>bulls getting cocky
Very bearish.

[Anonymous No.49743510]

Two words gentlemen
GAY
SEX

[Anonymous No.49743521]

>>49743380

[Anonymous No.49743525]

dump it

[Anonymous No.49743532]

>>49743510
two words yet a mouth (and ass) full

[Anonymous No.49743533]

>>49743336
that pixar style moment makes me upset. like that charmander tiktok faggot

[Anonymous No.49743535]

>>49743408
G*rmany. As a japanese ambassador said, the crash was good as all the g*rmoid horselooking women would do anything for a couple of buxxs that would be worthless a week after

[Anonymous No.49743539]

>>49743461
Cassandra predicts 15-20% below coof lows

[Anonymous No.49743545]

GREEN MONTH INCOMING

BOBOS NERVOUS

[Anonymous No.49743547]

WHY THE FUCK DID I BUY BOIL AND CHASE
WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO THE ANON WHO WARNED TO TAKE PROFITS

[Anonymous No.49743556]

Thats it. Im redeeming my pride flag

[Anonymous No.49743557]

siga homophobes

[Anonymous No.49743559]

>>49743508
>tfw when trading inverse or regular etfs depending on bear or bull day
i get to be both mumu and bobo

[Anonymous No.49743567]

>>49743456
2 or 3 people tops, most of /smg/ are low iq permabulls

[Anonymous No.49743574]

>>49743337
Why

[Anonymous No.49743575]

>>49743413

[Anonymous No.49743579]

[Anonymous No.49743581]

>>49743413
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

[Anonymous No.49743582]

longterm channel indicates SPY might hit 320 before stabilizing
which is -12% from now
we also went -12% between may - june FOMC meeting

[Anonymous No.49743585]

OIL BARONS WHAT IS HAPPENING?

[Anonymous No.49743586]

>>49743286
yes

[Anonymous No.49743591]

Its almost like if you get enough money you can use that money to do things other than getting more money

[Anonymous No.49743593]

https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/vdyr4y/37yo_with_100k_in_savings_should_i_be_buying/

"It's the bottom!"

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49743594]

>>49743567
not lately
most are low iq sheep yes, but they all turned bear

[Anonymous No.49743599]

>>49743463
Bought some coca-cola, I'll always drink that shit

[Anonymous No.49743611]

Hooked bros.. Wwa

[Anonymous No.49743621]

And they are start selling it off

[Anonymous No.49743624]

>>49743585
They switched contracts. That gap will fill next week desu.

[Anonymous No.49743630]

>>49743593
This has to be bait to get retail to fomo in, right? Right?

[Anonymous No.49743632]

>>49743611
I'm buying some 0dte aapl calls

[Anonymous No.49743637]

>>49743510
>faggotpox psa
>uses a man and a woman as an example couple

[Anonymous No.49743638]

For some reason I thought the GDP reading was today, kinda bummed that it is on June 29th.

[Anonymous No.49743647]

I'm tired of averaging down on my SOXL, I think I'll just hold it forever. What else can I blindly throw money into? Oil feels like it's peaking a bit. TQQQ? TSLA? HIBL?

[Anonymous No.49743662]

UH OH BEARS ARE YOU SHITTING YOUR PANTS YET

[Anonymous No.49743664]

>>49743647
SOXS

[Anonymous No.49743673]

what happens when all the puts expire today?

[Anonymous No.49743683]

>>49743647
physical gold, you can never average down on something physical when buying

[Anonymous No.49743684]

What does it mean when an Option has a static Bid value and the Ask price fluctuates lower than the Bid number?

[Anonymous No.49743685]

>>49743510
what the fuck...

[Anonymous No.49743690]

>>49743333
is that grand seiko STGF295

[Anonymous No.49743693]

Hope you faggots listened to me in a previous thread and bought Rev on the opening dip

[Anonymous No.49743694]

>>49743647
save for a down payment on a rental property

[Anonymous No.49743699]

>>49743647
That depends. What are your thoughts on a man putting his penis inside of another man?

[Anonymous No.49743702]

kinda fake and gay as far as rallies go

[Anonymous No.49743703]

>>49743673
pants will be pooped as traders all over the world realize what they've done...

[Anonymous No.49743706]

I'm going to take my entire white family to the local park to eat fried chicken and watermelon since my boss gave me Juneteenth off

[Anonymous No.49743708]

>>49743673
you'll see at last hour

[Anonymous No.49743712]

>>49743690
What does anal feel like?

[Anonymous No.49743713]

Does anybody else sort their holdings table by daily P&L and yell at it like a horse race?

[Anonymous No.49743716]

>>49743337
Uhh ohhh STINKY.

[Anonymous No.49743722]

very impressive mumu.
now watch this

[Anonymous No.49743724]

>>49743673
what do you think is happening right now? Also: they're going to take out new puts.

[Anonymous No.49743733]

>>49743647
>Blindly
Sndl, buy now at 30 and sell once plebbit starts pumping it close to delisting date to "show the hedgies.

[Anonymous No.49743735]

>>49743694
I will never be a parasitic landlord

>>49743699
Fuckin gay m8

>>49743664
Nah

[Anonymous No.49743743]

do not redeem my bastards

[Anonymous No.49743744]

>>49743712
Like chunky peanut butter and SIGA gains.

[Anonymous No.49743745]

What, unironically, the fuck was that?

[Anonymous No.49743754]

>>49743708
so go to sleep until then?
>>49743703
their shits not even solid anymore
>>49743724
i dunno, real estate is getting a retarded pump today.

[Anonymous No.49743762]

>>49743712
If it's anything like this fleshlight I used to fuck, it's tight and uncomfortable. Like it feels like it's strangling your dick.

[Anonymous No.49743772]

>>49743712
Faggot

[Anonymous No.49743775]

>>49743456
I bought puts (on UVXY)
Feeling comfy about the end of triple witching, not too thrilled with this little dump right now though.

[Anonymous No.49743778]

>>49743510

[Anonymous No.49743779]

>>49743637
when did you realize the vast majority of sexually transmitted disease are almost exclusive to fags?
The HIV transmission rate from heterosexual sex is like 1 in 200, I used to be so scared of sex because I thought I would catch HIV, because people don't tell you it's mostly a fags' disease.

[Anonymous No.49743784]

>>49743754
just wait until your shitting gas

[Anonymous No.49743792]

>>49743735
Sounds like SIGA is the stock for you. We have a little dip today, time for you to buy in.

[Anonymous No.49743797]

Trading newbie here. Isn't there a belief that weeks close green in bear markets and weeks close red in bull markets? If so this is typical isn't it? Not like it's enough to get rid of all the red we've had all week.

[Anonymous No.49743810]

>>49743724
No ones buying puts at these premiums with no new bearish catalysts on the horizon

[Anonymous No.49743811]

What are some goodd leaf ETFs
The market's crashing hard and I want to take advantage but I'm also a retard

[Anonymous No.49743813]

>>49743647
Index fund
You should have a large amount dedicated to them anyway before messing with highly speculative tickers like soxl/soxs

[Anonymous No.49743816]

One of the options I'm thinking about buying has a Bid and the Ask fluctuates below the Bid price

[Anonymous No.49743820]

Uh oh bulls, DXY up, long term bonds selling off, uh oh uh oh

[Anonymous No.49743826]

What a bullshit day
Theres zero reason for it to be green
Hopefully it turns into a bloodyfest later

[Anonymous No.49743837]

>>49743816
Yeah the market is glitching rn

[Anonymous No.49743838]

>>49743510
WTF THIS IS KEK SHAMING THEY DIDN'T EVEN INCLUDE LETTING THE BULL RAW DOG YOUR BOYFRIEND'S BUSSY WHILE YOU CRY ABOUT HAVING THE POX.

[Anonymous No.49743860]

>>49743826
one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.

They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.

[Anonymous No.49743861]

>>49743797
farting newbie here. i can NOT for the life of me do a fart that is both LOUD and STINKY. is it even possible? any tips?

[Anonymous No.49743873]

>>49743816
what ticker / strike / date? you're probably getting bad quotes

[Anonymous No.49743881]

>>49743797
Fundamentally things are getting worse. Hot CPI month after month and the Fed is yet to start tightening.
Easy corporate money is over

[Anonymous No.49743882]

>>49743826
90% of retail is now bearish, time to make some money off your puts. no hard feelings.

[Anonymous No.49743885]

>>49743860
did he dieded?

[Anonymous No.49743888]

https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/vdwim6/is_weathering_out_a_bear_market_always_an_optimal/
https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/vdfwrf/if_im_already_down_60_am_i_pretty_much_screwed/
https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/vdwzv1/theres_so_much_focus_on_the_negatives_that/

Remember, this is the bottom. Buy now or miss out.

[Anonymous No.49743899]

AAAAHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49743901]

>>49743888
leave

[Anonymous No.49743904]

uhh BOILbros everything okay?

[Anonymous No.49743906]

>>49743888
>plebbit

[Anonymous No.49743907]

>>49743712
Sin

[Anonymous No.49743916]

>>49743888
checked

[Anonymous No.49743927]

>>49743901
No.

[Anonymous No.49743935]

AHHHH STOP DUMPING MY PUT ORDERS WON'T GO THROUGH!!!!

[Anonymous No.49743936]

>>49743860
Based

[Anonymous No.49743945]

>>49743888
There will just be a fake pooomp to make retail euphoric again and to liquidate bears, then it will doooomp all the way down to 0.

[Anonymous No.49743952]

>>49743882
Eh my puts expire next friday so im gucci

[Anonymous No.49743971]

>>49743945
>will be
Already was.

[Anonymous No.49743977]

>IWM +2%

[Anonymous No.49743978]

>OIL
I doubled down on GUSH yesterday too.

[Anonymous No.49743986]

Can someone explain what normies spend their money on?
Recently Tucker Carlson said 45k yearly income is not enough in the current environment.
How much bills do you have for that not to be enough to live?

[Anonymous No.49743988]

>SNP below 700

>Dow below 30000

Weak and feeble and gay

[Anonymous No.49743999]

shit and piss 500 moving like a shitcoin today

[Anonymous No.49744007]

BTC TO ACCEPT 19K BEFORE LUNCH

[Anonymous No.49744009]

$70 AMD in 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.49744015]

>>49743986
Damn well if Tucker Carlson says it it must be true

[Anonymous No.49744018]

AND HERE WE GO CAN A NIGGA GET ANOTHER -5% TODAY

[Anonymous No.49744020]

>It's another "Euro and yen collapse, spiking the DXY and 10 year" episode
Can we just skip ahead to Plaza Accord 2?

[Anonymous No.49744029]

>>49743986
Somebody post the pic of the normalfag with $1000 in subscription fees for various services. That will explain it.

[Anonymous No.49744030]

>spy is already lower than open
market crying to be put down out of its misery

[Anonymous No.49744034]

Pfffff nice pump
CRAB CHADS WE FUCKING ONE

[Anonymous No.49744035]

>>49743693
Potential buyout by billionaire pajeet and the short interest is huge

[Anonymous No.49744042]

stop fucking shorting you cocksuckers

[Anonymous No.49744043]

>>49743333

[Anonymous No.49744044]

And we have shat ourselves

[Anonymous No.49744046]

>>49743510
Activate the fucking nukes

[Anonymous No.49744052]

>>49743986
for starters they do no cooking, so much wasted eating out or using uber eats. same for simple maint

[Anonymous No.49744053]

>>49743986
Drugs and loans to buy unnecessary things like expensive cars

[Anonymous No.49744057]

>>>49744007
oh absolutely, that shit is going 4 digits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBVGwHFT144

[Anonymous No.49744062]

There is only one animal powerful enough to deal with quad witching today

[Anonymous No.49744071]

ok im glad i didnt gamble today. this open would have thrown me.

[Anonymous No.49744074]

Why are some bids higher than asks on option chain? SPY, APPL, etc. Glitch or mm Jews scamming?

[Anonymous No.49744077]

should i sell my -80% bag

[Anonymous No.49744081]

look at the ten year yield

[Anonymous No.49744082]

>>49743986
theres difference between surviving and enjoying life anon

[Anonymous No.49744085]

How mad are bulls going to get today? I want to seem some deep seethe posting

[Anonymous No.49744086]

>>49744015
Google claims its 38k per year per person. So its not off considering the price hikes we had.
Just curious why normies cant crunch this down to fucking half.

[Anonymous No.49744088]

>eat breakfast at 6 am
>have a small snack at 11 am
>eat dinner at 1 pm
>eat small snack at 3 or 4 pm
I dont understand how other americans eat dinner at like fucking 7 pm like holy shit I want to be able to sleep at night and not have food and stomach acid coming up in my throat when i lay down

[Anonymous No.49744090]

not today bros...

[Anonymous No.49744089]

This will end Red

[Anonymous No.49744091]

What the fuck was that...

[Anonymous No.49744094]

>>49744074
Something odd going on, orders weren't filling for a few minutes

[Anonymous No.49744109]

>>49744057
in the name of god, thy 4 digits will be accepted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9UnlRZR8tg

[Anonymous No.49744111]

>>49744089
Everyday ends red

[Anonymous No.49744117]

>>49744062
fucking kek anon

[Anonymous No.49744121]

BUDDY YOU DIDN’T LOOK AT DXY COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.49744122]

>>49744085
b-but the rsi said....

[Anonymous No.49744126]

>>49743986
>food
>gas
>electricity
>rent/mortage
>car payments
>insurance
A $45,000 salary would be like $3,750 (before/after taxes).
The average rent now is over $2,000 and with mortgage rates rising, $3,750 would definitely be hard for some people.

[Anonymous No.49744131]

BUDDY

[Anonymous No.49744138]

I wanted to make money today before the 3 day weekend.

[Anonymous No.49744144]

>>49744062
>while you were out chasing honey, I studied the blade

[Anonymous No.49744146]

STOP IT

[Anonymous No.49744147]

>>49744117

[Anonymous No.49744154]

bros....

[Anonymous No.49744156]

>>49744071
ignore that. i checked the play and its up from where i would have bought :(

[Anonymous No.49744159]

will meta ever recover? lots of analysts seem to think it'll do well but damn, it fell pretty hard

[Anonymous No.49744161]

>>49744138
You already know how to make money,just buy puts,boobaposter

[Anonymous No.49744160]

>>49744126
>rent jew
>gas jew
>car jew
>insurance jew
Thank you. It all makes sense now

[Anonymous No.49744166]

Okay, I already made my long positions, imma out of cash, shit keeps dipping. It's time to strap in for the long hold.
Gonna close stock watcher, go to beach and wait for it all to blow over in a few months.
Shit aint worth worrying over, everything will be fine longterm. Stay safe frens

[Anonymous No.49744169]

sasha says fuck bears and kikes

[Anonymous No.49744170]

PERMABULLS BTFO ONCE AGAIN

[Anonymous No.49744174]

Shame
>Captcha: 4PSPY

[Anonymous No.49744177]

>>49744111
Checked

[Anonymous No.49744182]

Yeah it's fucking over

[Anonymous No.49744183]

>>49744144
kek

[Anonymous No.49744189]

>>49743779
A couple of my college friends became MDs and one of them told me that your chance of getting the HIV as a straight man banging sluts is so low as to not even worry about it. For the women, it's a much higher risk, and for the fags also.

[Anonymous No.49744197]

You can't be serious. I GOT HOOKED AGAIN

[Anonymous No.49744204]

>>49744159
Even if METAs primary business ends up withering, they have a very strong base position to pivot anywhere they want. That's why people are ok with it.

[Anonymous No.49744205]

>>49744111
thems digits

[Anonymous No.49744206]

>>49744111
Digits
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49744217]

someone at wall street just updated their algos with the new economic data

[Anonymous No.49744219]

If spy 160p becomes a reality, I really don't know anymore...
Yet thta would also mean Tesla would have to shed most of its value and that way kill the S.oy

[Anonymous No.49744222]

BUDDY LOOK AT PRESENTS COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.49744221]

Look at XLE and XOP, it's literally over.

[Anonymous No.49744237]

sirs *cough cough* could ye could ye please spare me a p-pump. M'family is so cold and ungry...

[Anonymous No.49744239]

How do value index funds work? Are they just choosing them based on P/E ratio?

[Anonymous No.49744242]

DO NOT REDEEM BASTERDS

[Anonymous No.49744244]

>>49744147
these moves are impeccable!

[Anonymous No.49744249]

>>49744121
>>49744131
>>49744222
Don't call me buddy, buddy

[Anonymous No.49744250]

I WARNED the EXUBERANT bulls but they just wouldn't listen.

[Anonymous No.49744252]

You fucking retards, you’re longing into a CURRENCY CRISIS and SOVEREIGN DEBT CRISIS. Please stop getting hooked, Monday might be green if we do -5% today

[Anonymous No.49744259]

All in SOXL

[Anonymous No.49744260]

3.3 on 10yr slightly rejected.

[Anonymous No.49744263]

>>49744221
What would getting crushed by her thighs feel like bros?

[Anonymous No.49744266]

>>49744252
>Monday

BUDDY

[Anonymous No.49744281]

fuck i should have listened to oil fud..

but im holding same as buffet man so im an investor in this position. i think the oil bull run starts when biden gets kicked out in 2 years.

[Anonymous No.49744284]

>>49744252
>>49744266
BITCOIN COMPUTER IS NOT OPEN ON MONDAY SIR

[Anonymous No.49744288]

>>49744266
Tuesday kek

[Anonymous No.49744291]

Look at the Bid/Ask spreads on QQQ Options

[Anonymous No.49744294]

my aapl 0dtes will make money, simple as

[Anonymous No.49744295]

>war in Ukraine still happening
>thinks the recession will end today because lol bull magic
Jesus you guys are retarded

[Anonymous No.49744297]

ENERGY STOCKS ARE ON SALE
SHILL ME THE BEST VALUE ONES RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>GXE
>VERMILION ENERGY

[Anonymous No.49744303]

>>49744169
Pet Sasha exactly 3 times for me.

I also hope you realize Sasha is a male name.

[Anonymous No.49744306]

Fuckkk you tesla niggers you've had your little fun

[Anonymous No.49744313]

>>49744263
like this

[Anonymous No.49744318]

>>49744291
it's normal, you're looking at something wrong. take a screenshot or something

[Anonymous No.49744322]

>>49744297
>MRO
>EOG

[Anonymous No.49744325]

Well looks like we bottomed again. Time for the next melt up.

[Anonymous No.49744329]

>>49744313
that's a man

[Anonymous No.49744335]

>>49744281
Article this morning that Biden's tried nothing and he's all out of ideas was extremely bullish.

[Anonymous No.49744337]

>>49744295

[Anonymous No.49744342]

>>49744294
puts or calls?

[Anonymous No.49744343]

>More oil FUD
It is all so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.49744346]

>>49744295
Nobody cares about Ukraine though.

[Anonymous No.49744349]

>>49744295
>war in ukraine still happening
What? i thought putler won already?
Who the fuck is fighting?

[Anonymous No.49744353]

>>49744343
what's the fud?

[Anonymous No.49744357]

>>49744291
wtf wxplain this

[Anonymous No.49744358]

>>49744342
calls

[Anonymous No.49744362]

>>49744329
Youre an expert on man ass or something?

[Anonymous No.49744369]

This market is sick, like a gender dysphoric tranny.

[Anonymous No.49744379]

>>49744329
I am a man.
I am ahead.
I am the first mammal to wear pants, yeah.

[Anonymous No.49744381]

>>49744297
ET

[Anonymous No.49744385]

>>49744353
Limits on fuel export to try sink the prices.

[Anonymous No.49744396]

>>49744295
>calls everyone retarded
>thinks Ukraine has actual pull on market
Kek

[Anonymous No.49744402]

>>49743986
$360/mo on food
$1,5000/mo on rent
$400/mo for insurance (house, health, car) - most low paid jobs don't include health insurance
$200/mo for gas
$200/mo for subscriptions - tv, phone, internet, nflx, prime
$200/mo for eating out/ordering in
$100/mo for power/water/waste service
Total: 2,960/mo or $35,520/yr - if you live in commiefornia your net income after tax on 45k/yr is ~36.1k/yr.
That means you have $900 left a year for clothes, car maintenance, new phones/computer/tv, furniture, and unexpected costs.
Obviously some people are frugal and spend less on eating out/in subscriptions but its still tight.

[Anonymous No.49744405]

>>49744357
extremely low volume at the moment

[Anonymous No.49744407]

>junetinth is sunday but the market is closed monday for it

wow really makes you think

[Anonymous No.49744410]

oil has mild pullback, NRGU down 50% in a week

[Anonymous No.49744413]

>>49744335
We could only wish Biden has tried nothing, instead he's pulled every trick out of his retard bag of massive fuckups

[Anonymous No.49744414]

>>49744263
Excrusiating pain mixed with immense sexual pleasure and relief of knowing it will finally all be alright, accompanied by the satisfyingly offputting cracks and pops ringing in your ears as your skull fractures to pieces.

No matter how many sins to regret you have, you would have gotten your heaven.

Also stocks, lol at the open

[Anonymous No.49744416]

>>49744385
oh damn, that would kill Europe too

[Anonymous No.49744426]

>>49744291
>>49744318
>>49744357
all options chains are absolutely wild right now. Especially on leveraged ETFs.

[Anonymous No.49744429]

>>49744362
well thats a very uncharitable way of putting it

[Anonymous No.49744451]

>>49744410
Why would you want to be in low P/E, high cashflow companies during times of economic distress?!

>>49744413
Fact check: True!

[Anonymous No.49744453]

>>49744362
nn-no i just h-heard it was a man

[Anonymous No.49744459]

i have sold half of my green positions and moved them into DRV, SQQQ and SOXS
the market should start going up now

[Anonymous No.49744464]

>>49744379
im at peace with my lust i can kill because in god i trust

[Anonymous No.49744465]

>>49744402
>$1,5000/mo on rent
>give almost half of your income to Shlomo
lmao do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.49744466]

>>49744362
hip/waist ratio

[Anonymous No.49744470]

>>49744362
This is 4chan. Everyone is an expert on man ass here to some extent.

[Anonymous No.49744468]

>>49744402
fuck I'm tired - 600/yr leftover not 900.

[Anonymous No.49744482]

>>49743510
>have sex = masturbate 6ft from someone
turns out im not a virgin. how do i tell my brother that we've had sex

[Anonymous No.49744483]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!

[Anonymous No.49744486]

>>49744459
Thank you for your sacrifice, anon

[Anonymous No.49744493]

>>49744407
>Juneteenth was made for blacks
>Blacks dot. Celebrate Father’s Day
Makes ya think

[Anonymous No.49744495]

>>49744416
I think it is counter the fact that they slapped new sanctions on Iran.

[Anonymous No.49744500]

>>49744303
sasha is unisex, plenty of hot ukrainian bimbos are named sasha
>why yes, I am shilling my beautiful dogs here

[Anonymous No.49744516]

>>49744465
yes, unfortunately. real estate is the only thing holding value for now

[Anonymous No.49744528]

THIS IS BULLSHIT
SINCE WHEN DOES THE MARKET JUST NOSE DIVE FOR MONTHS WITH NO RALLY
FUCK OFFFFF

[Anonymous No.49744537]

>>49744500
sorry anon, we won't be getting any Ukrainian cuties we only import land whale 3rd worlders in America

[Anonymous No.49744540]

We're green again. Recession is over

[Anonymous No.49744554]

>>49744161
or an inverse etf. im up 25% past two weeks and could have made more but im conservative

[Anonymous No.49744555]

yo wtf, my broker closed the spx option market

[Anonymous No.49744559]

SPY is extremely close to creating its 4th lower low in 1 trading week.

[Anonymous No.49744562]

>>49744528
>ignores every dead cat bounce ever

[Anonymous No.49744561]

>>49744516
Guess boomers and kikes are working that extra hard on bussing in more people to remedy that.

[Anonymous No.49744566]

>>49744500
That's a good looking set of snooters you got there

[Anonymous No.49744577]

>>49744516
Imagine the crash when interest rate rises to 5 % and hopefully up, vombined with recession and layoffs. People will be sucking dicks to get even 50 % of their mortgage covered

[Anonymous No.49744578]

>>49744516
Whaaaaaat? Noooooooo. It’s almost like REITs with good divvies we’re the play all along?

[Anonymous No.49744580]

This is the commodity super crash, all energy and metals will be free from now on

[Anonymous No.49744582]

max says all in on CCXI
>>49744537
not with that attitude. just hop on tinder plus

[Anonymous No.49744583]

The VIX is pissing me off so much

[Anonymous No.49744596]

>>49744362
>hes not an expert on man ass
you're gonna get trapped

[Anonymous No.49744603]

>>49744561
praying for a housing crash following the market crash desu

[Anonymous No.49744609]

Could the dollar please have a downtick

[Anonymous No.49744612]

>>49744583
would like to see 37.5 touched today

[Anonymous No.49744614]

So this is the power of the mumufaggot

[Anonymous No.49744615]

>>49744580
Biden would earn my vote with a -150% gas tax.

[Anonymous No.49744620]

>>49744465
Depends on where you live I'm basing this on a cheaper urban area in commiefornia.
In a flyover it would be cheaper.
Somewhere like downtown LA or mission in SF would be closer to 3-5k/mo for your own room depending on the neighborhood.
While in a more rural area you might be able to get a room for closer to 500/mo.
Those "Pod" style housing things sprung up out of necessity rather than because people actually wanted to live like slaves on a plantation.

[Anonymous No.49744619]

There's fear in the markets now. This is some intense selling.

[Anonymous No.49744621]

>>49744580
The companies are shitting themselves along with the market. Oil is doing its contract switch fuckery.

[Anonymous No.49744623]

>>49744583
Panic will start setting in today, worry not. Bulls will be sick with how much money they’ve lost, and finally buy into the insolvency narrative next week only to get hooked with a real bear market rally

[Anonymous No.49744631]

what THE FUCK is wrong with Micron?

[Anonymous No.49744634]

>>49744486
no problem
however i will be upset if roblox goes over 50 again

[Anonymous No.49744639]

>>49744619
Naw. It’s selling cause I bought MGM and TLRY

[Anonymous No.49744643]

Do I sell oil for a 10% loss now?

[Anonymous No.49744646]

>>49744631
they're shorting it for earnings end of month

[Anonymous No.49744660]

>>49744619
The market is HEALING.

[Anonymous No.49744667]

>>49744620
>Pod
Thanks for reminding me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOl5UGf2_Ds

[Anonymous No.49744668]

>Sub 13 SOXL
lol
lmao, even

[Anonymous No.49744670]

>>49744620
in NV a 1br is 1.5k-2k/mo

[Anonymous No.49744680]

Jesus fucking Christ. When the fuck will things turn around?

[Anonymous No.49744684]

WTF first time I checked it today

[Anonymous No.49744687]

I thought there was an OPEC+ meeting today?

[Anonymous No.49744691]

>>49744643
Do you believe you need the money before you would turn profit with it, accounting on inflation, or believe you can beat it with some other investment, accounting inflation?

[Anonymous No.49744702]

>>49744603
Puts on home builders seems good

[Anonymous No.49744704]

>SPY $362

[Anonymous No.49744707]

Easy.

[Anonymous No.49744709]

>>49744561
I unironically know people who complain about rent prices, and at the same time protest against ICE and want to let more illegals in... You don't understand the level of brain rot in liberal areas. Every perspective they have it based around a short term dopamine hit of doing the right thing - even when it negatively impacts them and in the long term the very people they believe they are helping.

[Anonymous No.49744713]

Whos bakin?

[Anonymous No.49744715]

>>49744680
Only when the fed changes its policy and restarts QE. The whole system is fucked and addicted to free liquidity if they don’t turn on the money hose again it’s back to 2001 levels eventually

[Anonymous No.49744720]

>>49744684
Never, Shit and Piss is going below 2k

[Anonymous No.49744722]

I'm gonna laugh when they reverse the market today

[Anonymous No.49744723]

>>49744680
The recession hasn't even started properly yet. Remember pic related.

[Anonymous No.49744724]

METALS GETTING A BID
LET'S F'N GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49744726]

NEW
>>49744710
>>49744710
>>49744710

[Anonymous No.49744732]

>>49744722
who is they?

[Anonymous No.49744736]

>>49744680
not for a long time, mumu. not for a long, long time. in fact, it may never turn around.

[Anonymous No.49744737]

spsx bros, is it literally this easy?

[Anonymous No.49744739]

>>49744680
2 weeks

[Anonymous No.49744761]

>>49744680
Why the fuck are we even selling anymore? Genuinely I don't think there's a good bear thesis other than "line go down!" just like the retard bulls of 2020-2021 doing the opposite. If retail doesn't move the markets, and Big Money gets all their information ahead of anyone else, why are they selling meticulously for 8 months instead of just rugpulling at the top? It's all such fucking bullshit

[Anonymous No.49744767]

>>49744668
Daisy is a loli...

[Anonymous No.49744802]

>>49744761
>Genuinely I don't think there's a good bear thesis other than "line go down!"
How about "everything is overpriced and PEs are in retarded multiples" you deluded faggot? Until shitpiles like Beyond Meat and Zilch go bankrupt there is no bottom.

[Anonymous No.49744885]

[Anonymous No.49744961]

>>49744802
Just wait until all the overvalued tech stocks that aren't even profitable companies start capitulation. We have a long way down to go, bottom will be in late 2023 or early 2024

[Anonymous No.49745028]

>>49744732
Qui?!

[Luiznon No.49745056]

>>49744088
>>eat dinner at 1 pm
>>eat small snack at 3 or 4 pm
invert these two

[Anonymous No.49745092]

>>49744691
I think I would use it to average down on other positions

[Luiznon No.49745096]

>>49744111

[Luiznon No.49745236]

>>49744349
>Who the fuck is fighting?
Ukrainian children and foreign mercenaries

[Anonymous No.49745305]

>>49743647
Treasury shorts? Surely treasuries will be dropping as interest rates rise

[Luiznon No.49745352]

>>49744465
>1,5000
hello pajeet

[Luiznon No.49745422]

>>49744680
you have no idea how bad things will get

[Anonymous No.49745639]

>>49743362
I keep hearing people say that, and yet I keep seeing things like $TLT go up. Someone somewhere deserves to fucking die.

[Anonymous No.49745929]

>>49743888
Other than your love for cocks, and the fact that we are in full on clown world, what part of the general macro climate makes your irrational piece of shit brain think for even one second that stocks should start gong back up? Fucking irrational hope? Cocaine? What?

[Anonymous No.49745996]

>>49744767
I hold SOXL and still kekked