/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49668873]

>Brokers:
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https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
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https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
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>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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>List of hedge fund holdings:
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>Misc:
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https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49668896]

good morning /smg/ lets get this bread

[Anonymous No.49668902]

1st

[Anonymous No.49668913]

Terrible retail sales numbers.

[Anonymous No.49668916]

uhhhh bros? look at the volume futures

[Anonymous No.49668952]

[Anonymous No.49668954]

GOOD MORNING SIRSSSSS

[Anonymous No.49668970]

>200bp is already priced in
>bull run when 50bp is announced

[Anonymous No.49668975]

50 bps is a certainty. The market is retarded and priced in a 75 bps hike based on what they want Jpow to do but Jpow will only hike 50 bps, as he said 75 bps are off the table. The market will initially dump on this news but quickly reverse because it means we are closer to a fed pivot than most realize.

[Anonymous No.49668995]

https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

[Anonymous No.49669000]

>Premiums too expensive
Not gambling today
>Premiums too expensive
Not gambling today
>Premiums too expensive
Not gambling today

[Anonymous No.49669009]

>>49668975
he also said that if there were signals that inflation had not peaked and moved higher, they would raise higher than 50
inflation showed signals it has not peaked, moved higher
they will raise 75

[Anonymous No.49669012]

FOMC statement today: >>49647902

[Anonymous No.49669015]

>>49668954
good morning ser

[Anonymous No.49669020]

75bps is inevitable. More importantly it's... priced in

[Anonymous No.49669021]

>>49668975
Read for more inflation and CPI data to fuck your shit up Wojak?

[Anonymous No.49669022]

my id decided if it's a green or a red day.

[Anonymous No.49669027]

When will wealth be redistributed to poor people like me?
And perhaps more importantly when will pussy be redistributed to ham chads like me?

[Anonymous No.49669034]

The fed futures market seem to be pretty sure that we'll get a 75 bps hike. What are your thoughts on this, daytrading frens?

[Anonymous No.49669038]

>>49668975
>>49668970
Source: Trust me bro

Option D: the feds don’t raise the interest rates at all

[Anonymous No.49669044]

>>49669022
nice
>>49669027
nothing for you

[Anonymous No.49669048]

I don’t want any FUD or bearish sentiments in this thread, okay?
I’ve just, ugh, really had a rough couple of days guys please let’s just all be optimistic please I need this.

[Anonymous No.49669049]

>>49668954
hello sir

[Anonymous No.49669064]

>>49669020
It's never entirely priced in. If it happens the market will still react to it because of the implication...

[Anonymous No.49669065]

>>49668916
So?

[Anonymous No.49669070]

pump when the announcement comes, no matter what that announcement actually is

dump the following day

hasn't it followed this pattern like every single time

[Anonymous No.49669072]

Digits have spoken. It's over.

[Anonymous No.49669074]

>>49669044
checked. AQUA DAY INC. PLACE YER BETS

[Anonymous No.49669080]

>>49668975
The bond markets will melt down if this happens, which would also crash equities. 50 bps may be more bearish than 75.

[Anonymous No.49669084]

>>49668873
OIL

[Anonymous No.49669087]

>>49669080
wrong.

[Anonymous No.49669089]

>>49668975
The market hasn't priced in a 75bps hike, that was just jpmorgan coming out the other day to rationalize the carnage. Most people believe the Fed not being aggressive enough fighting inflation is the reason the market is going down. If the Fed were to actually fight inflation the stock, bond, and real estate market would collapse. The Fed is bluffing, and inflation is about to get to Weimar levels.

[Anonymous No.49669098]

[Anonymous No.49669108]

>>49669070
market hates uncertainty more than bad news. Always been like that.

[Anonymous No.49669115]

>>49669087
It happened a few months ago. The fed was too dovish for bond traders, they refused to buy and equities went blood red the same day.

[Anonymous No.49669118]

GOLD AND SILVER BROS ????

[Anonymous No.49669128]

>put it all on red
(rolling with ID color)

[Anonymous No.49669131]

>>49669118
For a second I misread the numbers and thought gold hit $2,151.

[Anonymous No.49669134]

People calling for 75bps are mistskenly thinking fed wants to stop inflation. When fed wants to soft land and dont care about inflation other than getting asked about it in press conference.
Fed doesnt run form election. Fed doesnt give a shit if biden loses.

[Anonymous No.49669137]

>>49669070
I already predictrd this yesterday. Pump no matter what.

[Anonymous No.49669139]

>>49669072
All he has to do is hike by .75% and the market bottoms. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.49669142]

>>49669009
CPI printed higher but is a lagging indicator. PPI printed at expectations or lower which is a leading indicator. Depending on what Jpow considers more important will influence his decision.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49669153]

>>49669128
rekt

[Anonymous No.49669160]

>>49669034
it makes me think that we could make fertilizer with all the pants that will be pooped today

[Anonymous No.49669162]

>>49669134
At this point a whole lot of banks would lose a whole lot of money if Jerome only hiked 50. He's hiking 75.

[Anonymous No.49669177]

>>49669034
Fed futures are what the market is pricing in and expecting, not what the fed actual does. If the fed raises too fast it would make debt an issue for credit companies and housing.

[Anonymous No.49669196]

>>49669139
75bps is already priced in

[Anonymous No.49669198]

>>49669074
What's the ticker?

[Anonymous No.49669232]

>>49669196
It's not, and neither is the coming recession.

[Anonymous No.49669240]

>futures green
>go to sleep
>wake up
>futures greener

[Anonymous No.49669247]

>>49669139
>he thinks a puny 75bps hikelet will save the economy when admitted inflation is 8.6%

[Anonymous No.49669255]

>>49669177
>Fed futures are what the market is pricing in and expecting, not what the fed actual does.
No shit, but it only represent a tiny part of overall trader sentiment. Them being sure of 75 doesn't mean that equity markets have priced that in.

[Anonymous No.49669264]

>>49669148
Note that Tesla's valuation is also based on its employees being extremely racist (i.e. competent). That means they've got the best shot at cracking problems like self driving, even if it's a couple years late (and a couple years sooner than rivals).

[Anonymous No.49669266]

>>49669177
And if they don't get inflation under control it will due the same as people won't be able to afford to pay their credit.

[Anonymous No.49669275]

I thought the consumer was strong wtf

[Anonymous No.49669284]

ticky tick tock, ticky ticky tick tock...

[Anonymous No.49669288]

>>>4966851
Like half of Tesla's evaluation is because Musk sells it as autonomous driving

[Anonymous No.49669294]

>>49669264
Tesla is still extremely overvalued even if theyre based. Ill buy after the split and when it drops below $100 like Amzn and Apple are going to.
>>49669266
True. Either way Im looking forward to treasuries at 5% or something soon. That would be sweet.

[Anonymous No.49669304]

>>49669275
>I thought the consumer was strong wtf
It's absolutely hilarious how clueless everyone is. When it happens it will be a fucking riot (possibly literally).

[Anonymous No.49669310]

>>49669275
Do they break out retail sales for OIL?

[Anonymous No.49669321]

>>49669264
They are literally years behind Mercedes in autonomous driving

[Anonymous No.49669333]

>>49669232
Holy fuck it is scary how dillusional the FED and the Gov is about the coming recession. Also the current level of Bull Cope is a scary indicator that things are worse.

[Anonymous No.49669337]

You still have time to get out bobo. Don't let euphoria cloud your judgement.

[Anonymous No.49669341]

>>49669304
But I saw people on CNBC the other day saying the consumer remained strong though all of this. Did they lied?

[Anonymous No.49669360]

[Anonymous No.49669361]

JUST TELL ME ALREADY HOW MANY BPS IS IT GONNA BE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49669368]

>>49669240
It's because I shorted germany and usa

[Anonymous No.49669372]

>>49669341
>Did they lied?
Anon...

[Anonymous No.49669376]

>>49669337
Okay, but don't say we didn't warn you about buying gold.

[Anonymous No.49669377]

>>49669341
>credit card usage is a sign of a strong consumer
It's time to hang these kykes.

[Anonymous No.49669421]

>>49669361
350 which in Afrcian American Vernacular is "bout tree fiddy"

[Anonymous No.49669424]

>>49669376
What a punchable face. That cattle's vote matters just as much your own.

[Anonymous No.49669425]

I'm just sitting here today listing to phonk, shitposting with the lads at /smg/ while I'm supposed to be working from home, and I'm not worried at all. we're going to get a decent rate hike this time
https://youtu.be/yoVr0iL0_tM

[Anonymous No.49669430]

>>49669321
I don't know much about self driving but if this incredibly biased source - https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-fsd-beta-vs-mercedes-benz-drivepilot-comparison-video/ - is anywhere close to correct, Mercedes is running headfirst into an expensive dead end.

You literally can't have full self-driving if you require the roads to be pre-mapped.

[Anonymous No.49669435]

>>49669377
It's the US blame the retards actually going into debt for consume

[Anonymous No.49669461]

>>49669341
>>49669275
>>49669304
The coomsumer had money still but its rapidly falling and people are starting to budget. Its a race against the clock. Will inflation and oil remain high until consumers run out of savings or will it come down in time? Im thinking they will run out before inflation and oil comes down.

[Anonymous No.49669472]

>>49669430
I don't think I need to address that source.

[Anonymous No.49669474]

>>49669435
When people need to go into debt to meet rent, buy gas and groceries we have a collapse.
We are about to have a collapse.

[Anonymous No.49669487]

>>49669424
Don't blame the stock photo model for the WEF's choice to use that photo.

[Anonymous No.49669492]

>>49669472
Hey, if you want to know whether a criminal's innocent, you ask his defense attorney. If you want to know whether he's guilty...

[Anonymous No.49669491]

>only 5 hours until powell crashes this market with no survivors

[Anonymous No.49669498]

>>49669341

[Anonymous No.49669500]

Hoooooolllly fuck were actually pumping HARD

[Anonymous No.49669515]

>>49669491
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49669516]

>>49669491
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.

[Anonymous No.49669517]

>>49669491
What? Why would he do that?

[Anonymous No.49669519]

>>49669500
mass exit

[Anonymous No.49669535]

Don't forget to buy boil while it's still hot

[Anonymous No.49669538]

>>49669500
of course it is, i bought SPXS yesterday to save my bros

[Anonymous No.49669549]

>>49669425
I'm also listening to phonk
https://youtu.be/SscddvROttg

[Anonymous No.49669559]

>>49669491

[Anonymous No.49669566]

>>49669500
>e actually pumping HARD
Are you guys gonna fall for this again? The market will tank when rates come out then pump bigly into close after conference and then giga dump for rest of the week.

[Anonymous No.49669582]

>>49669549
>drift phonk
based. there is one livestream I like that has drift and cowbell phonk thats overlayed with videos of extreme car drifting

[Anonymous No.49669586]

>>49669142
PPI is before it’s shipped to distributors then to consoomers

[Anonymous No.49669595]

>>49669535
no one likes gas. i fart and people look at me weird. retarded "investment"

[Anonymous No.49669603]

>>49668873
First for putting half of my net worth into FCEL at these prices. Not because the company is good or will ever turn a profit, because I understand that it will just randomly pump

[Anonymous No.49669611]

>>49669595
>no one likes gas
Nigger you just hate money.

[Anonymous No.49669622]

>>>/w/agmi-believe-in-magic

[Anonymous No.49669647]

>>49669622
>Click link
>Nothing found

[Anonymous No.49669652]

I took out a loan to pay rent. Im ngmi

[Anonymous No.49669656]

>>49669595
Sad.

[Anonymous No.49669655]

>>49669622
i love that wallpaper

[Anonymous No.49669663]

>>>/r/eddit

[Anonymous No.49669674]

>>49669652
Bullish for consumer credit!

[Anonymous No.49669701]

>>49669492
I mean the main point besides the obvious bias is that the author falls for the classic issue of putting the communication in the same context.
But Mercedes, and German car companies in general, are extremely conservative in their marketing when it comes to safety because doing otherwise gets them lynched by the state. Meanwhile Musk would sell the current one as SAE 4 if he could.
Also the "aktshually the one the one rated worse according to legal guidelines is better" is peak fanboy

[Anonymous No.49669702]

Oh ok looks like I bought the top of oil, again

[Anonymous No.49669708]

Good morning sirs

[Anonymous No.49669722]

how late does the market open today?

[Anonymous No.49669726]

Jerome pls

[Anonymous No.49669740]

FED TO RAISE RATES
ECB URGENT MEETING

>MARKETS GREEN


WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LOGIC TELL ME?????

[Anonymous No.49669742]

Holy shit but I'm thinking of buying WEAT.
This global food crysis business is only getting worse.

[Anonymous No.49669746]

why are half the posters retarded today?

[Anonymous No.49669750]

>>49669726
he's about to go FULL POW

[Anonymous No.49669756]

It's tough times out there....

[Anonymous No.49669767]

>>49669746
daily /smg/

[Anonymous No.49669770]

>>49669746
the question is which half

[Anonymous No.49669774]

Natural gas bros - I am the BOIL / KOLD poster
I closed my natural gas long here
$7.00 to $7.50 was the move I was looking for in the short run
I think long run it is going back above $8
but I would rather have the capital freed up, and am taking profit
BOIL $72 --> $80
reducing risk exposure
don't get greedy

[Anonymous No.49669776]

This shit's gonna crash or at the very least crab, I don't know how anybody has faith in the Fed right now.

[Anonymous No.49669785]

>>49669756
every damn kid should see this unironically..

[Anonymous No.49669801]

>>49669740
Dead Cat Bounce
Bull Trap
Bear Rally

[Anonymous No.49669812]

>>49669586
Yes which is what makes it a leading indicator.

[Anonymous No.49669818]

>>49669740
>what the fuck is this logic
You know full well what this logic is. Fuck that the systems broken, fuck that we have hoards of consumer zombies, we want to keep our power and WILL keep this fake and gay game going even under criminal pretenses.

[Anonymous No.49669820]

>>49669746
>half
>today

[Anonymous No.49669822]

>market volatility today with fomc statement and fed meeting
>heavy market manipulation as vix options expire today
>assumed 50 bps projected now being 75
buckle up

[Anonymous No.49669824]

>>49669746
>today

[Anonymous No.49669833]

>>49669785
Most highschool graduates end up slaving at wagedonalds retard.

[Anonymous No.49669839]

>>49669435
>just stop eating food and buying diapers!
>just walk 30 miles to work
>just don't use energy at all
OK boomer

[Anonymous No.49669851]

good morning smg. i only have one question. do you bleed?

[Anonymous No.49669852]

>>49669785
Fucking groomer buy some DIS

[Anonymous No.49669873]

>>49668954
Good morning. Wednesday morning.

[Anonymous No.49669875]

Can we get some support this stunning and brave individual

[Anonymous No.49669877]

fidelity pls give me tier 2 options
i just want to sell box spreads

[Anonymous No.49669879]

>>49669701
I'm not fanboying - I don't own either types of car, think all current systems are pretty much useless gimmicks, and don't expect anything until near the end of the decade if at all. But solving half a problem (car can handle slow, closed course driving = "hooray, that earns a bureaucratic stamp!") with a bad method can prevent you from fully solving it and fuck you over. Expensively.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49669885]

[Anonymous No.49669890]

>>49669740
exit pump kek

[Anonymous No.49669896]

Thanks Joe Biden

[Anonymous No.49669897]

Wait? Retards ITT buy stocks with the intention of selling them in the near future? They doubt the dividend? LMAO

[Anonymous No.49669907]

>>49669702
Do you sell ASAP to minimize losses (and potentially miss on reversal gains), or do you bitterly sit on it as it drops lower and lower, hoping it goes back up?

[Anonymous No.49669909]

>>49668975
JP never said 75 is off the table. He said a month ago they weren't actively discussing 75, but that could change if conditions changed, e.g. a hot May inflation report.

[Anonymous No.49669914]

What's Big Money going to do? Sell the market at open, close the gap or rally it and close the gap right before the Fed?

[Anonymous No.49669915]

>>49669430
I love how that article ignores that those parameters exist because Mercedes takes full legal responsibility for the car's action while it is active.

[Anonymous No.49669920]

>>49669812
That’s why CPI matters more and it’s the most manipulated cherry picked set of numbers we have to be the lowest possible... used fucking cars?!? The biggest depreciating asset most people have and the only reason it’s included to to nigger rig the numbers, if we were using the same criteria as the 70’s the CPI would be more than double

[Anonymous No.49669925]

you must remember we are in clown world and the market WILL pump hard today regardless of decision

[Anonymous No.49669926]

>>49669897
People in this actually don’t own AFCG
>IMAGINE

[Anonymous No.49669944]

>>49669914
>the thicc/big tiddy poster is back
It's gonna be a good thread

[Anonymous No.49669947]

>>49669833
if they had paid attention to some shit most of them wouldn't be wagecucking

[Anonymous No.49669950]

>>49669746
Idk man but i have a mosquito bite on my left nut and i thought you should know that

[Anonymous No.49669959]

>>49669897
>They doubt the dividend
I mean we just saw a few weeks ago major diviy companies like At&T axed their dividend. If you are buying for divies you need to be aware that it can be rugged at any minute.

[Anonymous No.49670004]

>>49669959
if you buy a stock that doesn’t pay a dividend then you are stupid. Simple as

[Anonymous No.49670013]

Today might be fine, I can’t predict what the market will do.
But the actual economy is in a lot of trouble. I’ve never seen everything off-kilter. We were supposed to learn lessons from 2008 and instead everyone from banks to venture capitalists to the fed to the government went into retard overdrive.

[Anonymous No.49670016]

>>49669822
Tell me more about the VIX options expiring. What is the need for market manipulation? What does this mean for the market?

[Anonymous No.49670020]

Imagine investing in and trading individual companies instead of broad ETFs

[Anonymous No.49670032]

>>49669950
Did you try and swat the mosquito?

[Anonymous No.49670035]

>>49669746
autism is not retardation except when it is
is that the half you’re talking about?

[Anonymous No.49670043]

>>49669920
>>49669950
Been there, shit sucks. That shit they inject you with spreads so much more in that thin ball sack skinnits awful. Have your tried Icy/Hot? I usually just smear it all over my balls becusee it feels comfy as fuck but you can just put it right on the bite.

[Anonymous No.49670059]

>>49669914
Word is hedge funds are shorting everything. We might get a huge short squeeze today. Big money is lost at sea. They have no clue what's happening. It's satisfying to watch.

[Anonymous No.49670063]

>>49669275
only bidens america is. if you choose to not be part of his america your ngmi.

[Anonymous No.49670071]

>>49670004
that’s it. That’s the last fucking straw
We need a containment board for these fucking losers too, right fucking NOW

[Anonymous No.49670072]

>>49669950
I got bit by a spider the other night.

[Anonymous No.49670073]

>my ID is green
>my biggest positions are SOXS , SPXL and SDOW

What did they mean by this

[Anonymous No.49670090]

>>49670059
>Hedgies about to get squoozled

[Anonymous No.49670094]

>>49669920
What matters more is PCE but that isn't till the end of the month so the market is focused on CPI right now.

[Anonymous No.49670098]

>>49670016
Its when Big Money hedges their entire portfolio or makes a bet that the SP500 will tank which perfectly lines up with the Rate Hike today. Big Money will manipulate the market in their favor to lessen their losses.

[Anonymous No.49670105]

>>49670071
Agreed. non-divi investor containment thread. Basically like buying shitcoins

[Anonymous No.49670107]

>>49670013
>We were supposed to learn lessons from 2008 and instead everyone from banks to venture capitalists to the fed to the government went into retard overdrive.
banks and vcs learned that they can get away with doing whatever they want because they'll just get bailed out. the fed and the government learned that they're not in any danger because people would rather fight amongst themselves than focus on the people in charge

[Anonymous No.49670112]

We're going to see a huge push for green on open most likely, then when the Fed speaks it's gonna plummet.

Corporate investors are just trying to cut their losses and get out as unscathed as possible.

[Anonymous No.49670116]

>>49670043
you have to use nair first, otherwise the icyhot’s effect is greatly diminished and obscured by the ball hair
trust me, been there bro

[Anonymous No.49670121]

>>49670059
>we might get a huge short squeeze on a day where only SPY has options expiry

Holy cope.

[Anonymous No.49670123]

>>49669947
Ok boomer

[Anonymous No.49670155]

If the rate is 0.75-1.00%, and they're gonna add 0.50 to 0.75.
Option one: 1.25 - 1.50%
Option two: 1.50 - 1.75%
This is supposed to defeat the 8-20% inflation we're seeing? lol

[Anonymous No.49670164]

>>49669947
Yeah man cut back on the Starbucks for 2,800 months and they can afford a car!

[Anonymous No.49670166]

2009-2022 RIP the dollar bull market. Our government shot themselves in the fucking foot by cutting Russia out of the dollar system, its ogre now, its all ogre

[Anonymous No.49670177]

Why didn't you buy when it was cheap

[Anonymous No.49670185]

why are futes so green pls. is it fake hopium?

[Anonymous No.49670187]

You should have bought BOIL yesterday.
Don't you want to make money Anon?

[Anonymous No.49670192]

>>49670073
her mouth and nose are terrible

[Anonymous No.49670193]

>>49670004
Or investing in a growing company that's plowing free cash flow back into capex.

Or buybacks (aka dividends for non-retards).

[Anonymous No.49670210]

How long until the numbers are out?

[Anonymous No.49670228]

>>49670210
approx pee minutes and poo seconds

[Anonymous No.49670233]

>>49668873
The idea that raising rates .5 or .75 will do anything to slow inflation is fucking retarded. Biden needs to work on the supply slide, not the demand side.

The letter some pink haired cunt intern sent oil today is just another example of how fucking retarded this administration is. They plan to kill oil publically, now ask for more investment?

God damn we are so fucked with this administration its beyond belief. He'll go down as the single WORST president of all time.

[Anonymous No.49670245]

>>49670155

[Anonymous No.49670246]

>>49670187
>>49669774
I sold too soon! haha.

[Anonymous No.49670251]

>>49670210
they always release the transcript near the end of market hours, makes for more exciting when you have to speedread it

[Anonymous No.49670252]

>fed buying debt causing the 10 year to drop overnight
Why are they trying so hard to prevent a crash? It needs to happen at this point. There has always been a major crash in the market. There needs to be destruction in order for growth to happen. It's just like in nature.

[Anonymous No.49670260]

>>49669959
T axed their divie because they sold off Time Warner. Funny enough doing that is extremely bullish since it means Ts divie is mostly safe.

[Anonymous No.49670261]

>>49669128
>GME
>Green ID

[Anonymous No.49670265]

+++ WARNING +++ WARNING +++

Cramer shills oil
peak oil has arrived

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/14/jim-cramer-says-to-consider-buying-these-10-cheap-high-growth-stocks-with-dividend-protection.html

[Anonymous No.49670281]

>>49670187
Is it too late to buy more? I bought a limp dick amount yesterday

[Anonymous No.49670296]

>>49670233
>The letter some pink haired cunt intern sent oil today
Ooh, what letter?

[Anonymous No.49670316]

>>49670252
Because they dont need too. Its just stupid to think the only way to slow inflation is through a recession. What they need to do is lower energy costs, create incentives to produce more and show any type of leadership. Biden is a fucking moron and all you idiots that voted for him should move to canada

[Anonymous No.49670322]

>>49670252
This man truly gets it. Recession is necessary. And healthy

[Anonymous No.49670331]

>>49670265
OH FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.49670340]

>>49670265
transitioning from ugly man to ugly scarecrow.

[Anonymous No.49670345]

>>49670252
democrats need the spic vote
the only thing spics care about is economy
if its bad they lose the spic vote
then they lose midterms
then they lose 2024 elections
they will break the law to stop a crash if they have to

[Anonymous No.49670356]

>>49670251
I'm a newfag where do they release it?

[Anonymous No.49670355]

>>49670245
that's actually what the gov should do to defeat inflation

[Anonymous No.49670357]

>>49670265
No fucking way.

I'm gonna need some more coffee.

[Anonymous No.49670360]

5 minutes

[Anonymous No.49670373]

We gonna do 75 bps or 50 bps today lads??

[Anonymous No.49670389]

>>49670252
Because they don't want to look worse than the cabinets before them.

[Anonymous No.49670393]

>>49670357
Talking about pic btw.

[Anonymous No.49670392]

>>49670233
>Biden needs to work on the supply slide, not the demand side.
Retarded take. Artificial demand is the entire reason we're in this mess. Supply chain shortages would have been fine in an environment of high unemployment and low GDP. We would have gotten a temporary recession instead of runaway inflation. Instead we had a population producing nothing and buying everything for 2 years. Shortages and inflation were the inevitable result of fiscal and monetary policy.

[Anonymous No.49670401]

>>49670265
Nah Cramer has to throw some scraps for slight credibility for something that even /smg/ caught on to 6 months ago or he wouldn’t be able to front run and inverse himself on all his other bullshit from his overseas brokerage account

[Anonymous No.49670400]

>>49670373
yes

[Anonymous No.49670406]

>>49670322
Endless growth just isn't viable but people around here would have you think the line must always go up.

[Anonymous No.49670404]

>>49670252
>>49670322
Based and incredibly Mellonpilled

[Anonymous No.49670403]

>>49670373
does it matter?

[Anonymous No.49670411]

>>49670185
anon, what do you think…

[Anonymous No.49670417]

>>49669247
>Hikelet
kek

[Anonymous No.49670416]

>>49670252
>There needs to be destruction in order for growth to happen
You're right...You're a god damned retard, but you're right, anon.

[Anonymous No.49670420]

Biden complaining oil is making record profits when in reality they're high, but were much higher in guess what year. 2011 when he was VP and they tried to kill oil the first time.

This fucking moron, I really can't believe it

[Anonymous No.49670419]

>>49670373
50. Powell is slowplaying a recession in hopes we achieve a softish landing and thereby lower inflation. Though he knows and we know that will never work.

[Anonymous No.49670426]

>>49670373
75 but it's priced in already

[Anonymous No.49670429]

>>49670252
Based realist.

[Anonymous No.49670432]

>>49670401
What is this Pepe supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.49670444]

>>49670432
fonzi

[Anonymous No.49670446]

>>49670406

endless growth is literally all of human history you idiot. human constantly increase productivity and make things faster better cheaper.

[Anonymous No.49670448]

>>49670416
So which half of us is getting Thanos snapped then?

[Anonymous No.49670453]

2 minutes.

Good luck today, gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.49670457]

>>49670252
>There needs to be destruction in order for growth to happen. It's just like in nature.
But a tree grows from nothing without destroying anything

[Anonymous No.49670458]

After it’s done brace yourself for a new normal

[Anonymous No.49670465]

>>49670193
This is a terrible investment strategy

[Anonymous No.49670469]

>>49670420
>This fucking moron, I really can't believe it
He's not stupid, he's evil
Incompetence or Malevolence
These people arent dumb

[Anonymous No.49670478]

I know this kind of sounds retarded, but Gamestop is up and that means market is going down.

[Anonymous No.49670480]

>>49670392
And raising the rates doesnt solve this problem, producing more does. Bringing down energy costs does.

pretending like .75 rate hikes do anything but hurt the middle and lower class is fucking retarded. Next you'll shill higher taxes as a way to reduce inflation.

[Anonymous No.49670485]

>>49670448
Out of the schizophrenics and the psychopaths? Psychopaths.

[Anonymous No.49670486]

Good morning, /smg/! Today is going to be great!

[Anonymous No.49670491]

what the fuck what that inc in t-2

[Anonymous No.49670499]

>>49670419
Markets fear inflation more than rate hikes at this point. Ironically, slow rolling rate hikes will get us a harder landing that ripping the band aid. I think he should go 100.

[Anonymous No.49670507]

>>49670457
>A tree grows from nothing

what

[Anonymous No.49670509]

>>49670458
disgusting

[Anonymous No.49670516]

Lets make some fookin Gains

[Anonymous No.49670519]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.49670520]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.49670522]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.49670529]

You all ready to get cucked by Jerome?

[Anonymous No.49670530]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49670533]

Anyone have a copy of the letter Bidens intern sent oil today? The news makes it out like its ripe with grammatical errors and incorrect data.

[Anonymous No.49670538]

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

[Anonymous No.49670542]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.49670548]

SHIT I'M LATE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.

[Anonymous No.49670556]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49670559]

You may be asking yourself, “What the fuck was that?”

[Anonymous No.49670565]

>>49670499

Markets can play all the tricks they want, but inflation wont came down in the short term unless the government reverses it's energy policy.

[Anonymous No.49670575]

Austrailia raised their minimum wage so America doesn't need to hike. People familiar with DMT know that the inflation will be offloaded to other countries. Bobos will be rekt.

[Anonymous No.49670576]

>>49670548
>gapping up into a .5% composite red candle
oh fug

[Anonymous No.49670578]

>>49670465
Depends on when you use it and in what sector. For example, buying something like KO or MO used to be a smart play.

[Anonymous No.49670579]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49670580]

>>49670529

[Anonymous No.49670581]

>>49670480
>producing more does
Tell me how we produce more at ~0% unemployment? If you're talking about energy, I agree Biden should let up, but that won't solve inflation.

[Anonymous No.49670583]

>Russia announced it's cutting 1/3 of its oil supply to EU tomorrow
>oil is red
>markets are green
Huh

[Anonymous No.49670588]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49670593]

>>49670281
OG poster said >>49669774 its too late but I think prices are going to explode again since Europe stockpile is running low and Russians are cutting them off even more.
Take your shot Anon.
I'm going long on WEAT and SOXS after this exit pump drives their prices lower today.

[Anonymous No.49670596]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49670598]

"The lack of refining capacity - and resulting unprecedented refinery profit margins - are blunting the impact of the historic actions my Administration has taken to address Vladimir Putin's Price Hike and are driving up costs for consumers."

Jesus fucking christ, this is in his fucking letter to big oil. Hes just shilling his base at this point and trying to side step any and all blame for killing the energy sector.

WHO THE FUCK VOTED FOR THIS FUCKING RETARD

[Anonymous No.49670600]

>>49670576
Today will be one fucked up day.

[Anonymous No.49670605]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A BROKER

[Anonymous No.49670607]

>>49670583
Doesn't matter, FOMC always leads to a short covering rally

[Anonymous No.49670611]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49670614]

>>49670448
>So which half of us is getting Thanos snapped then?
I don't fucking know, anyone leveraged in the wrong direction?
imo, nobody is preventing a crash, it just needs to be controlled. Carnage will resume as soon as this headfake has lost momentum.

[Anonymous No.49670616]

>>49670480
Rate and tax hikes to hurt the middle and lower class *do* reduce inflation.

In fact, as a rich person, those are the methods I explicitly endorse.

[Anonymous No.49670622]

>>49670583
Look at european gas

[Anonymous No.49670626]

>>49670575
> inflation will be offloaded to other countries
100% this but I don't expect /smg/ to understand or accept it. The US needs [high] inflation to avoid defaulting on its debt

[Anonymous No.49670636]

>>49670583
If they can't get their oil from Russia they will get it from OUR companies.
Think retard

[Anonymous No.49670638]

Stop selling my oil you pieces of shit.

[Anonymous No.49670647]

>>49670622
>not "Buddy look at european gas computer"
huh

[Anonymous No.49670671]

When can I finally short oil? I want to load the fuck up on some DRIP or BOIL

[Anonymous No.49670674]

>>49670636
Read, retard.

[Anonymous No.49670676]

>>49670647
BUDDY LOOK AT TTF COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.49670677]

This thread is dead

[Anonymous No.49670679]

>stocks up
>bitcoin down
good

[Anonymous No.49670682]

>>49670647
>european gas computer
Oh, is that the new ARKK holding?

[Anonymous No.49670691]

>>49670677
>Shad

[Anonymous No.49670692]

Post the link to the announcement stream sirs. Please do the needful.

[Anonymous No.49670694]

Pack it up bobo

[Anonymous No.49670702]

Yes, buy more stocks. Buy them on margin. Sell your house to buy more stocks. This is the reversal, wouldn’t want to miss the riches waiting for you when TSLA goes back to 1,200 would you?

[Anonymous No.49670716]

Something's not quite right

[Anonymous No.49670714]

Definitely seems like some crabbing today as investors try to pull out with as few losses as possible before Jerome gets out there.

[Anonymous No.49670720]

Wtf was that

[Anonymous No.49670729]

I'm literally crying and shaking

[Anonymous No.49670734]

You did buy the ung/boil dip yesterday, right

[Anonymous No.49670739]

>>49670671
>DRIP or BOIL
DRIP would be good to swing when the market is shitting itself and oil companies sell off with it; but BOIL is an absolute shit coin lmfao.

[Anonymous No.49670740]

You did buy SPY calls right?

[Anonymous No.49670741]

Why are we mooning? This rigged gay market makes no sense whatsoever, what the fuck. My put options are already under water. FUCKING RECORD HIGH INFLATION RATES, RATES BEING RAISED, SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES AND WE OPEN GREEN ON THE FOREFRONT OF ONE OF THE BIGGEST RECESSIONS TO HAVE EVER TAKEN PLACE ON PLANET EARTH

THIS FUCKING MARKET IS A SCAM
A MANIPULATED PIECE OF SHIT SCAM

[Anonymous No.49670743]

>>49670729
did you short or something?

[Anonymous No.49670748]

wtf is going

[Anonymous No.49670754]

so you faggots just sit there day after day staring at bars crawling up and down? that's it? wow... wowowowow.... this is even more pathetic than i thought. i bet you're alcoholics too. fucking incels.

[Anonymous No.49670758]

>>49670743
No I'm holding, just crying out in joy

[Anonymous No.49670765]

>>49670741
>Line only go down

[Anonymous No.49670771]

>>49670754
tanner, is that you?

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49670775]

it literally does not matter what the F.E.D. has to say

we are going blood green today

[Anonymous No.49670776]

>>49670741
Just wait till sour/power before you call it. FOMC day is always schizo high beta faggotry.

[Anonymous No.49670786]

>>49670741
you bought puts.. after a three day gap down. forever retail.

[Anonymous No.49670792]

>>49670741
line go up

[Anonymous No.49670801]

>>49670741
Short squeeze.

[Anonymous No.49670803]

>>49670758
based

[HARBINGER OF USAC No.49670818]

told you
now back to the shadows

[Anonymous No.49670821]

>>49670098
So to follow the trend is to long the VIX. What time today would be the appropriate entry?

[Anonymous No.49670828]

>>49670741
Sell them, we go up now! Bull market! Buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.49670840]

>>49670741
Priced in.

[Anonymous No.49670843]

>zero shares available to short on UAVS
>other small caps at their historical lows and barely moving anymore
>extremely low volume
hmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.49670848]

u guys remember like 6 weeks ago when this retarded guy kept spamming about the MELT UP incoming?

[Anonymous No.49670857]

[Anonymous No.49670859]

>world economy depends on how confident a gentile man will sound in 30 minutes
Huh

[Anonymous No.49670861]

>>49670840
Cope

[Anonymous No.49670868]

>>49670740
yeah and i sold them at open

[Anonymous No.49670878]

>>49670848
yes
he was retarded

[Anonymous No.49670880]

>>49670741

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAH

[Anonymous No.49670881]

Bros how many times do I have to say it, market go up until my SQQQ stop loss triggers, then the real dump happens. Stop loss is at 59, so you know when to buy

[Anonymous No.49670884]

>>49670861
Seethe & Dilate.

[Anonymous No.49670886]

>>49670868
I sold 4 and kept one for lotto

[Anonymous No.49670890]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGBMTAGzWPs

Thread Theme

[Anonymous No.49670892]

Thought it was 2pm like usual wtf? Is it 10am?

[Anonymous No.49670898]

>>49670857

[Anonymous No.49670909]

>The ECB said it would be flexible in reinvesting cash maturing from its recently-ended 1.7 trillion euro pandemic support
let the good times roll, QE addiction is real

[Anonymous No.49670930]

>>49670857
Not my fault.
Trumps fault
Putins fault
Do you know what E85 is?

Jesus, this is our 'president'....

[Anonymous No.49670942]

>>49670859
It's worse: we have bots parsing what he says and also doing some kind of bullshit body language/facial analysis. Then the bots bot each other and it's worse than a cluster b girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.49670944]

>>49670898
what the fuck is that J lmfao,

dementia patient with parkinson's signing off for his meds type of signature

[Anonymous No.49670950]

Feds pull a 50 BPS and cancel 75 is "on the table". We pump till EOD. BOOK IT.

[Anonymous No.49670957]

based brandon
https://youtu.be/r9IBccurBI0?t=14

[Anonymous No.49670959]

>>49670457
trees steal water and nutrients from others by invading roots.
trees deprive sunlight from their neighbors by growing taller and expanding leaves and branches.
life is a struggle for existence.
if you stop struggling, then you die.
nothing is exempt.

[Anonymous No.49670961]

>>49670741
>anon realizes that it's a random walk

[Anonymous No.49670962]

>>49670898
Damn it's even capitalized like it's a movie title or something

[Anonymous No.49670968]

all we need is for jerome to give us 50bps that he promised

[Anonymous No.49670987]

>>49670857
Of course production went down in 2020 COVID hit and there was no demand. The problem is our production never returning to normal after demand came back. We were actually energy independent for the first time since Truman.

[Anonymous No.49670988]

>>49670975
>>49670975
>>49670975
NEW
>>49670975
>>49670975
>>49670975
NEW

[Anonymous No.49670993]

>>49670898
I hate the fuckers that buy his shit spiel more than the man himself.

[Anonymous No.49670994]

>it takes 20lbs of corn to make one gallon of ethanol
>ethanol destroys regular car engines
>food shortage inc
>PUT MORE ETHANOL IN THE CARS

[Anonymous No.49670995]

>>49670968
He will but he'll also hint at 75 bps in the future. We will close red

[Anonymous No.49671000]

>>49670892
THEY'RE HIKING THE SCHEDULE

[Anonymous No.49671028]

>They haven't realized market green because everyone is fleeing into safety stocks.
Oh nyo!

[Anonymous No.49671027]

>>49670968
75bps.
Market bottoms.
Simple as.

[Anonymous No.49671036]

>>49670509
You are correct to fear us.

[Anonymous No.49671065]

>>49670968
Please mr Powell, let inflation run rampant so my stock numbers can go up. Thank you

[Anonymous No.49671070]

>>49670857
I'm sure most of you missed this, but the SEC (or fed?) was talking about drilling banks into restricting any lending to oil firms, because they add "climate risk" to the economy

hahahHAHAHAHa you got your climate risk now you idiots

[Anonymous No.49671095]

>>49671065
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.49671100]

>>49670252
Because this won’t be a recession. Full on collapse.

[Anonymous No.49671112]

>>49670959
Reminds me of In Memoriam

Old Yew, which graspest at the stones
That name the under-lying dead,
Thy fibres net the dreamless head,
Thy roots are wrapt about the bones.