/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.49637431]

It’s your choice, wagie. Choose wisely.

[Anonymous No.49637458]

>>49637431
i actually want to work in an office with people becauuse i'm not an anti social faggot like 99% of zoomers and millenials these days.

[Anonymous No.49637484]

>>49637458
>im too low IQ to work from home
>i need people to hold my hand irl
sad!

[Anonymous No.49637527]

>>49637431
The peons haven't figured it out yet.

[Anonymous No.49637549]

>>49637458
This. Only incels with no social skills prefer wfh

[Anonymous No.49637582]

>it's been proven that offices make people less efficient because of all the distractions
>no you must return back to the office, I don't care if you are less useful to my company, you must be there

[Anonymous No.49637591]

>>49637458
>>49637549

[Anonymous No.49637603]

>>49637549
The only problem is they're the only ones who do the work

[Anonymous No.49637621]

I don't do shit at home or the office now. I figured I'd be more productive back in the office but I just stare at the wall or gossip with other people. The only downside is I spend like $20 a day in gas and goyslop for lunch.

Don't get me wrong there's a lot of stuff I should be doing but nobody else outside of one or two people are really doing what they're supposed to either anymore.

[Anonymous No.49637662]

>>49637458
>>49637549
>Oh my heck I just LOVE the open office arrangement, I love being able to see everyone in the office, it really makes it feel like one big family

[Anonymous No.49637680]

Working from home makes me realise how much I slack off
Working at the office makes me realise nobody cares

[Anonymous No.49637782]

>>49637431

home office showed how useless middle management is, boomers who's job is to make other people work, if most people can work with no oversight, what use is there for the "boss"?

[Anonymous No.49637899]

>>49637458
>wasting 8 hours a day among other wagies is better than wasting it at home
ngmi, the road to success is paved with hatred of others and a need to rise above them, you can't hate others and enjoy them at the same time, unless you have sex and you hate women

[Anonymous No.49637989]

>>49637782
a recession will obliterate these useless managers, bring it on

[Anonymous No.49638058]

>>49637549
>>49637458
Pure onions. Can’t imagine wanting to go into an office to “socialize” as opposed to literally anywhere else.

[Anonymous No.49638122]

>>49637549
I'm not an incel, and I do miss some of the social interaction at the office, but I don't really want to have to return to being gone from home 7am-7pm because of commuting and not being able to exercise or have much of a life outside work. You shouldn't have to spend every minute of your free time outside of work just to get the normal amount of exercise your body needs to be healthy.

[Anonymous No.49638150]

>>49637899
>the road to success is paved with hatred of others and a need to rise above them
Well put

[Anonymous No.49638237]

>>49637549
Me and the bros video chat and cooperate remotely everyday. Lmao. All of us would rather not have to go back in and waste a shit load of time commuting and getting into the groove and prepping before doing actual work 10am, 2 hours after we're in the office.

[Anonymous No.49638269]

>>49638122
There's a gym where I work and we are cleared to use it during work hours, 3 times a week :)

[Anonymous No.49638308]

>you need to drive to the office with record gas prices

It's about humiliation at this point.

[Anonymous No.49638310]

>>49637458
holy shit lol

[Anonymous No.49638380]

>>49637431
I'm a digital nomad fucking tons of cuties in Eastern Europe

I rather kill myself than go back to the West

[Anonymous No.49638456]

>>49637458
Never stop for a second and asked yourself why "zoomers and millenials" are like that?

[Anonymous No.49638476]

>>49637549
Yeah I really don't understand it. I get it if you wanna stay home cooming all day and doing programming by yourself or whatever, but I actually enjoy being around people and I'm doing the remote work @ home as a stock trader and it's fucking cripplingly lonely.

[Anonymous No.49638513]

>>49637899
I do have sex
I am a chad
I have grown to hate women since I started reading r9k to dab on the incels and got redpilled on the stuff they believe.
But that said, I want to do sales and that is a solidly in person gig.

[Anonymous No.49638556]

>>49638058
You miss the point, I don't want to "go to an office to socialize" I want to be with other people so I'm not by myself all day spiraling into depression because until 1pm my only avenue of conversation is an anime board or reading redditors seethe over latest unapproved thing.

[Anonymous No.49638570]

>>49637549
>commuting to work to sit for 8 hours in an open office with my co-workers who are all 10+ years my senior
>stay at home with my wife who cooks me lunch while I bullshit with my friends on discord between meetings
Very hard choice

[Anonymous No.49638599]

>>49638122
I understand wfh and remote if you have kids dude, I would want to be home with my kids and wife too. But I don't have a wife I just have a gf and I'd lose my fucking mind if I was at home with her 24/7.

[Anonymous No.49638623]

>>49637431
Oh no!
Now I'll have to go and find work from your direct competitor with the knowledge I learnt working here!

[Anonymous No.49638625]

>>49638308
Just like the masks and vaccines

[Anonymous No.49638730]

>>49637458
Cringe but also based

[Anonymous No.49638829]

Offices are gay. If any of your 'friendly' co-workers got rich overnight from crypto, you'd never hear from them again. Not one single office memory will mean jack shit when you're on your death bed.

[Anonymous No.49638871]

>>49637458
worked from home most of my professional career and I can tell you right now that once you become disciplined, working from home is way more efficient than in an office. When I worked in an office, half of my day was spent talking to others or having to listen to others talk to each other. It's incredibly distracting and kills productivity of those that do actual work. Never going back to an office if I can help it. Fuck HR roasties and lonely boomers.

[Anonymous No.49639044]

>>49638829
True, why are wagies stuck with this vestigial idea of actual productivity taking place in an office and nowhere else? Is it some kind of resistance to technology or are these bucks just that broken? It's literally a scam to prop up failed urban planning and various political/demographic misfortunes.

[Anonymous No.49639120]

>>49637458
Based social chad. This will make the schizoids perplex and angry.

[Anonymous No.49639203]

>>49639044
>hy are wagies stuck with this vestigial idea of actual productivity taking place in an office and nowhere else?
>Is it some kind of resistance to technology
Your whole argument falls down when Elon Musk tells you to go back into the fucking office. And he is the last person to give a fuck about office formalities and bureaucracy, but if even that guy tells you its more efficient to be at the office for most people, then you bet your ass is not some kind of resistance to tech. Unless, of course, you have some kind of hidden data from Tesla that you know and Musk ignores.

[Anonymous No.49639366]

>>49637458
>I'm not an anti social
>I need to go in a office to socialize with people

[Anonymous No.49639495]

>>49638380
based, same here

[Anonymous No.49639504]

>>49639203
>but ewon said...
no doubt this guy has real accomplishments, but so many relentlessly hug his nuts just like they did to steve jobs a decade ago.

[Anonymous No.49639512]

>>49639203
many companies including him reducing size - its easier for him to let people go for noncompliance or for them to quit as a result of not being able to wfh rather than fire them directly

[Anonymous No.49639519]

>>49637549
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the open office, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my half-desk, it’s got MODIFIABLE HEIGHT and everything, we can crack open a nice lukewarm watercooler or three and get crazy watching our RSUs vest! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the gameroom- listen here, right, it’s a BREAKROOM where us ADULTS who do WAGING can go CAFFEINATE. BUT!!!! it’s also a GAME ROOM like when we were kids, so we can play awesome TABLE GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting work-engaged tomorrow at only window, that way she can workcuck me when we both go home at 10 pm on WEEKDAYS. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this biodegradable plastic cup of water and pop open another one!!!

[Anonymous No.49639543]

>>49639203
My job shifted entirely to wfh you dumb boomer lmao

[Anonymous No.49639600]

>>49637431
hope it happens. then all the califags will go back and stop fucking up other cities' real estate markets

[Anonymous No.49639759]

>>49639600
You just completely convinced me.

[Anonymous No.49639803]

>>49637431
The only reason not to work from home is, when I need to work on a prototype I can't take home, or i don't have the tools I need at home.

[Anonymous No.49639814]

>>49638829
>>49639044
Some "people" are just born to serve. They feel pride when they are a cog in the machine, like a worker ant. They barely reap any of the wealth from it, but they don't care, they feel like they have a purpose in life when they line the owner's pockets.
>>49639203
>muh elon
Case in point: worshipping someone like Elon is a perfect example of the above. This guy would feel pride when Elon accumulates another 100bn dollars if he worked at Tesla.

[Anonymous No.49639895]

>>49637431
>>49637458
What exactly do people working in an office do? Most corporate offices seem like fat and bloat with no impact on the bottom line.

[Anonymous No.49639995]

>>49639519
Lol hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.49640013]

>>49637458
>>49637549
>>49638476
>>49639203
>t. I have no friends, so i need work for human interaction.

[Anonymous No.49640227]

>>49637458
I like interacting with workmates but the fucking commuting makes me want to kill myself. I have friends outside of work so its not as bad but I know sonme people that only hang w workmates so can see the issue.

[Anonymous No.49640342]

>>49637431
This is just fearmongering to try to scare wagies into submitting.

[Anonymous No.49640402]

>>49637458
>I want to drive to work and pay $5/gallon
>I want to eat out for lunch everyday
>I want to make small talk with people I don’t know in the elevator
>I want to dress up everyday

[Anonymous No.49640473]

>>49637431
WFH has been fine for two years on a global scale, we have literal objective proof that it’s effective. Not my problem if corpos are holding fuckhuge urban real estate bags and can’t justify the cost anymore

[Anonymous No.49640475]

>>49637431
Gas is over $5 a gallon. I'm saving an ungodly amount of money working from home. The worse inflation gets, the comfier my job becomes relative to everyone else.

[Anonymous No.49640547]

Fuck my coworkers. Fuck the shitty pop music they pipe in through the building. Fuck their stupid funko pops on their desks. Fuck all the nauseating conversations about what Netflix slop they shoveled down over the weekend. Fuck all the alcoholic failed chad middle managers who unironically believe in a company’s mission statement. Offices are repulsive to anyone with a noble soul. If you don’t mind being in one you have failed this cycle.

[Anonymous No.49640619]

>>49639600
We need to end wfh as soon as possible.

[Anonymous No.49640645]

>>49638599
Then your relationship is clearly not going to last.
Been wfh for two years and me and my wife love it. I never get sick of her because I’m not an angry little shit in a doomed relationship.

[Anonymous No.49640724]

>>49640547
I feel the same way. Corporate culture exists to break you. Your awkward encounters with employees are made less so if you consume Netflix, sports, pop culture and other stupid shit.
As stupid and alienating as it sounds, I believe your "peers" are people you have to be very careful around. If you acquiesce to fit in, to find common ground, etc, you end up losing yourself to American consumerist culture. You have to be very careful in what you consume and be wary of just how stupid and evil it all is.

[Anonymous No.49640811]

>>49638625

Yes. Forcing you to do things that make no sense is just a humiliation ritual to make you give public displays of your submission.

[Anonymous No.49640832]

>>49637431
no problem, but commute time counts as working time