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Oke im done with crypto how do i profit from gold/housing/silver??? How hard is it to make on onlyfans if my gf is a land whale (i need to spread her belly and thighs to get to lick her pussy)

>> No.49619671

>>49619609
>my gf is a land whale
based marine biologist taking his passion to the extreme

>> No.49619704

>>49619609
Ditch 3DPD gf, acquire Shamiko.

>> No.49619706

>>49619609
Name, sauce anything

>> No.49619732

>>49619704
This is a based thread

>> No.49619745

its cold you fucking hoe
wear a jacket

>> No.49619759

sauce
now

>> No.49619778
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49619778

>>49619671
Nothing more based than following your passions no matte extreme they might seem at first glance. It only shows determination.

>> No.49619779

>>49619609
Short oil.

>> No.49619788

>>49619704
Back to /a/. This is only a larp thead in a larp country

>> No.49619805
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49619805

>>49619745
inb4 jacket wears her skin

>> No.49619832

>>49619778
i wonder what would they say if you pick up the call

>> No.49619836

I want a gf like that. Come on biz, shill me ways to get a fat bitch

>> No.49619843
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49619843

i'm dazzed and confused anon

>> No.49619850

Might be easier then a basic bitch to make money on onlyfans. Just do niche videos of you parting her folds and then going all in on the snack box. Plenty willing to pay a premium for that.

>> No.49619871

>>49619805
BEST FUCKING CHARACTER IN VIDYA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49619883

>>49619843
Who's that man

>>49619850
it has nothing,

>> No.49619906

>>49619609
No you are not done with crypto you fat fucker degenerate dyor on Propchain (invest in houses)

>> No.49619908

>>49619805
Do you like hurting other people?

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49619910

>>49619704
>>49619788
FACT: If 2D girls were real they would INSTANTLY make 3D sluts obsolete. This is why I wanna make it with crypto so I can fund my own project to make anime girls real once and for all.

>> No.49619913

>>49619609
You're a retard OP. Explain to her the terms, BBW, SSBBW, Feeder, Feedee, etc... and let the internet do the work.

You'd wanna start on twitter I think. You basically have to convince her that you love her for her, which you probably haven't because you talk about your girl like this.

Then tell her a recession is coming and we need to fetishize you to get by. If you guys haven't even ever joke about her being fatter than you than you're fucked.

If you're both fat and you've addressed how it's fine you have a chance. But if she's self deprecating you're most likely good and she might want you to call her a fat whore while you fuck her because women like to be degraded. Just tell her you love her soon after.

>> No.49619935

>>49619805
Now I wan some friens dammit

>> No.49619948

>>49619779

Can we crash the oil market? I think that'd be the 1st logical step to completely fuck over sandnigger countries imo

>> No.49619956

>>49619906
cryptos and houses? what the fuck is this? monopoly??

>> No.49620057

>>49619956
It's like monopoly but Indian and you always lose money, you should play.