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/smg/ 007 edition Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:47:44 2022 No.49592754 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:49:06 2022 No.49592843 File: 395 KB, 890x905, 1618090479643.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nice try, mumu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:49:24 2022 No.49592855 Crypto to 2017 levels

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:49:45 2022 No.49592874 Remember that time in the poo beats timing the poo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:49:59 2022 No.49592883 File: 81 KB, 1080x1080, 1645153264248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's literally over today isn't it bros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg2SiFqQw8Q

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:50:27 2022 No.49592904 ROBERT IT DO GO DOWN

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:50:39 2022 No.49592914 >>49592855 Michael Saylor getting liquidated along with the entire country of El Salvador gonna make btc head to 100$ and that's when fun starts in terms of war

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:50:41 2022 No.49592918 >>49592883 no

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:50:42 2022 No.49592921 File: 42 KB, 646x595, Nervous, sweating Pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Phew, at least the 2y10y curve isn't inverted. Then we'd be really screwed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:50:43 2022 No.49592922 File: 11 KB, 248x203, 1606941938026.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49592754 FIRST FOR FUCK NIGGERS

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:50:44 2022 No.49592923 File: 442 KB, 555x505, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] if i could turn back time...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:51:00 2022 No.49592934 Remember every saying on holding only applies to good companies and not Ponzi scamshit Cathie wood picks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:51:02 2022 No.49592936 Option plays?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:51:04 2022 No.49592939 File: 61 KB, 800x608, bobo-karen-haircut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] times ticking mumu. whats your next move?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:51:16 2022 No.49592952 File: 135 KB, 1600x979, terminator-2-thumbs-up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who else here not worried because you DCA into an index fund?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:51:40 2022 No.49592980 what the fuck is going on in Japan

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jun 13 15:51:46 2022 No.49592985 AHHHHH!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:51:49 2022 No.49592989 >>49592921 It was overnight

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:51:50 2022 No.49592990 >3.350

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:51:56 2022 No.49592995 >>49592952 *DCA into TMV, but yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:52:00 2022 No.49592999 >>49592952 cope this is only the beginning

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:52:04 2022 No.49593004 File: 34 KB, 657x527, 1653319137087.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am simultaneously green on GUSH and DRIP. AMA.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:52:07 2022 No.49593007 File: 168 KB, 1170x1134, 1398793884552.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think it might actually be ogre for real this time lads

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:52:09 2022 No.49593010 Bought another 1000 MRO

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:52:11 2022 No.49593014 >>49592939 eat wood chips. can i get a amen

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:52:23 2022 No.49593018 ALL RIGHT JEROME YOUVE MADE YOUR POINT ENOUGH ALREADY

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:52:44 2022 No.49593035 Guys? I've got 100k in AAPL right now, do I keep holding??

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:53:24 2022 No.49593058 File: 178 KB, 861x574, 2841F01A-93C9-4E40-88FB-17D79491DD15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Prepare your anus mumu, the real dump is getting ready to start

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:53:30 2022 No.49593063 File: 2.66 MB, 480x848, 5yenkt.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RUBLE MARCHES ON

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:53:33 2022 No.49593066 Oil barons are we healing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:53:36 2022 No.49593067 >>49592980 Tourism was important to defend the yen and bring in income. Cut all tourism and not want to reopen. Tourism industry is dead and all that investment capital and workers are fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:53:52 2022 No.49593074 File: 83 KB, 1024x562, 1649994273350m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593007 Buckle in

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:53:55 2022 No.49593078 File: 381 KB, 2544x4000, 1644998104235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SOME RETARD SOLD AT 11:18 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:54:11 2022 No.49593089 >>49592952 >dca Nah I'm a market timer. Im getting rich young otherwise whats the point the government usually props up the old people.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:54:13 2022 No.49593092 You guys bought ORCL puts right

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:54:19 2022 No.49593098 File: 44 KB, 500x481, 1652844464188.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how much have some of you lost? i need something to make me feel better

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:54:25 2022 No.49593106 >SPY rejected 380 hard see you at 360 by Friday

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:54:29 2022 No.49593108 File: 449 KB, 731x540, 1655065609214.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] soxl looking tempting...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:54:33 2022 No.49593111 File: 136 KB, 820x791, 1635970365388.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593078

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:54:47 2022 No.49593123 Feels good to be on team IBM.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:54:48 2022 No.49593125 >>49592855 Literally already there lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:54:54 2022 No.49593131 >>49593098 i made 12% this year

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:54:58 2022 No.49593134 >>49593066 Yeah, I didn't quite make the bottom since oil recovered sooner than expected, sasuga.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:54:59 2022 No.49593135 File: 47 KB, 888x1185, 9c1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw bought siga at 11.50

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:55:00 2022 No.49593136 >>49593098 35k lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:55:05 2022 No.49593138 >>49592995 What, no TYO?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:55:10 2022 No.49593141 >>49592952 >DCA into an index fund? What would a Japanese person DCAing into index funds in the '80s have accomplished?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:55:14 2022 No.49593145 >>49593063 >The Dutchman >Part of the ship, part of the crew

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:55:16 2022 No.49593149
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>>49592754
OH FUCK ITS STARTING AGAIN
I THOUGHT WE HAD LEVELED OFF
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>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:55:23 2022 No.49593153 File: 63 KB, 680x523, Relaxed smg oil trader.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593066

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:55:26 2022 No.49593155 >>49593078 Sorry, that hasn’t happened yet; I’m on God’s time. >CST

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:55:32 2022 No.49593162 >>49593098 my boomer mutual funds have lost around 19% in two years

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:55:42 2022 No.49593168 File: 140 KB, 1024x1022, 1651634674885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593098 down about $300k so far

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:55:44 2022 No.49593174 >>49592754 I know that what everyone fears is directly ahead. The Fed is sowing the seeds for that bust but it is not directly ahead. Melt-up first. - Dave "The Contrarian" Hunter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:55:44 2022 No.49593175 >>49592754 Looks like we hit resistance anons. I see us sitting the bed until Wednesday. Kikes will pump the market and dump when Jerome speaks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:56:01 2022 No.49593193 >>49593135 Always put a stop loss on your biomeme gambles

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:56:13 2022 No.49593202
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biden needs to declassify the 911 report and tell the saudis if that's not enough reason to pump more oil he will lob 6 nukes on them before the week is out
fuck these desertdemons holding the world hostage with their sandjuice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:56:22 2022 No.49593216 >>49593098 At present, I am down $4101.31 from my ATH (out of about 10000 or so, and thank heavens it was so little to start with so I can wagecuck it back into the stable.) How about you, mister puking frog?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:56:28 2022 No.49593222 >>49593141 SUDOKU!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:56:32 2022 No.49593225 >>49593108 >soxl You should learn to accept the gender you were born with and the body your parents gave you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:56:36 2022 No.49593227 File: 104 KB, 600x839, 1655130759279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593149 >LEVELED OFF Kek it was just a mid morning relax bounce. Back to drilling. Sour hour and close dow down 1k.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:56:37 2022 No.49593228 File: 96 KB, 828x594, F0C79DA4-49DC-4E31-A4B0-7B185C8C7DC8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593098 Thanks for giving me my money back, mumu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:56:44 2022 No.49593233 File: 18 KB, 419x420, 1655105215747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593162 Why would you buy mutual funds?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:56:50 2022 No.49593235 >>49593098 60 buckaroonies

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:57:06 2022 No.49593253 >>49593108 >t. SOXL bagholder hoping to rope in anons and bots to pump his bag

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:57:14 2022 No.49593261 >>49593098 -4%

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:57:26 2022 No.49593273 File: 7 KB, 282x64, Still up like 25% YTD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593098 Well this morning was a little spooky. Recovered a bit since then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:57:41 2022 No.49593286 >>49593202 >blaming Saudis when the dems refused to ever support new refineries being built. More refineries and the issue will be resolved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:57:47 2022 No.49593294 File: 347 KB, 1081x2340, KEK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:57:53 2022 No.49593297 >>49593098 Everything, including my dignity

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:58:07 2022 No.49593308 >>49593168 Really? How much did you have at the start of the year?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:58:13 2022 No.49593319 File: 88 KB, 736x555, 1651810782263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whats spy gonna be eow? 323 318?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:58:26 2022 No.49593328 >>49593138 Don't ask me why but apparently TMV is paying off better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:58:35 2022 No.49593332 File: 87 KB, 851x784, 1652831765162.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593098 My portfolio has lost ~40% of its value.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:58:40 2022 No.49593334 Oh guess I'll sell my T.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:58:41 2022 No.49593335 File: 232 KB, 1359x962, 3gydoQs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49592923 now the guilt is all mine...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:58:58 2022 No.49593346 >>49593319 293 screencap this chekum

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:59:00 2022 No.49593347 >checks biz catalogue >not a sea of red wojak this isn't the bottom. not close

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:59:01 2022 No.49593348 >>49593233 it was bestowed upon me as inheritance when I was a child.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:59:04 2022 No.49593350 >>49593319 if my puts have anything to say about it, yes. exp Friday

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:59:04 2022 No.49593349 TQQQ a buy here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:59:11 2022 No.49593356 >>49593286 new refineries will never be built, it costs tens of billions and decades of environmental permitting, no one is going to risk that when the next admin might just axe everything because of "muh emissions"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:59:20 2022 No.49593362 >>49593308 around $2m. i have cash and i'm nibbling on the way down. i never sell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:59:24 2022 No.49593368 File: 243 KB, 1431x409, 1650284052845.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >11 days ago you only had to listen, bros

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:59:25 2022 No.49593370 File: 66 KB, 1200x1200, FBLJqleVkAMnrnd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >zoomed out on nasdaq >we didn't clear dotcom peak until trump administration Is this going to be a 20 year recovery to break even?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:59:25 2022 No.49593369 File: 534 KB, 1920x1080, gKnh33h.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uranium imoutos the fat bastards are back....

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:59:34 2022 No.49593379 >>49593202 >nuke saudis >now even less oil >prices hit $300/barrel >how could this happen?!!? what sucks is the typical dem voter is dumb enough to believe this or willing to pretend to in order to keep getting free gibs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:59:37 2022 No.49593382 >>49593141 The USA is not japan

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:59:38 2022 No.49593385 File: 144 KB, 1437x820, cdfoil.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593153 >>49593066 Healing? I'm cashed out bros.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:59:45 2022 No.49593395 File: 19 KB, 245x206, 1521562335244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oil bros wtfwt

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:59:46 2022 No.49593396 File: 127 KB, 1373x715, image_2022-06-13_235937648.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The bottom is in

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:59:53 2022 No.49593404 >>49593111 Without your sacrifice, we wouldn't see the graph go up. Thank you, fren

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:59:54 2022 No.49593405 File: 107 KB, 1280x1280, 1654015906285.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593098 Down about $15k

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:00:10 2022 No.49593421 >>49593362 How did you get so much? Yeah with that level of wealth I wouldn't be too worried especially if i was only touching share in non leveraged etfs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:00:16 2022 No.49593428 File: 53 KB, 642x389, 3s9su1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593349 yes, but dont tell anyone

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:00:19 2022 No.49593432 >>49593369 I will never forgive them for squandering what could have been an amazing series.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:00:43 2022 No.49593445 Did i miss an entry into DRV?PS20P

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:00:45 2022 No.49593447 >>49593370 it very clearly started during obama's admin lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:00:46 2022 No.49593448 File: 7 KB, 225x225, rat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I warned you. SELL TECH NOW!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:00:46 2022 No.49593450 File: 504 KB, 838x640, 1470434080637.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593370 >20 ooo look at the optimist

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:00:50 2022 No.49593453 >>49593421 NTA but most millionaires under 30 either are crypto or tech bubble 2m is nothing nowadays

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:00:50 2022 No.49593452 >>49593347 btc has to go to 11000 or so.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:00:53 2022 No.49593456
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>start stock shit 2 years ago
>at first only trade Pump and dumps
>drop $8,000 in a pumping stock and pull it out a hour later for some easy gains, some times get a fucking wallop like NEGG at $10 sold for $45 or my greatest one GME at $11 sold for $430
>repeat this till around $96,000
>loses my nerve and start trying to do legit investing and not gambling
>get fucking burned down to $55,000
I'm going back to gambling all in on shitty scam stocks, legit trading is for chuds and nigger lmao.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:01:16 2022 No.49593476 >>49593382 were alot worse than japan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:01:23 2022 No.49593481 ORCL puts retards they having AM earnings

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:01:35 2022 No.49593491 File: 85 KB, 749x723, 1654765247570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593382 "The US stock market literally can't stagnate for my investment horizon bros its literally impossible"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:01:39 2022 No.49593494 >>49593356 Correct. Dems refused to allow it. So the blame is largely on them too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:01:46 2022 No.49593500 File: 117 KB, 1341x818, 00000au.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Screenshot this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:01:47 2022 No.49593501 >>49593421 i'm 40yo and worked a high paying corporate job but always lived very below my means.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:02:00 2022 No.49593511 File: 40 KB, 832x459, ended.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the market

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:02:10 2022 No.49593517 >>49593066 Uhhhhh, crude is above $121 again WTFWT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:02:19 2022 No.49593523 File: 133 KB, 1000x842, 1583800124614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593456 teach me your pump and dump ways anon, I have 2k to invest

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:02:37 2022 No.49593536 >>49593453 >2m is nothing nowadays Damn where do I find some rich anon to donate $2m to me instead of some tran acceptance charity? It's pocket change, like giving $2 to a homeless person.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:02:43 2022 No.49593541 File: 150 KB, 1077x605, 1654928374647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593098 i made 500 dollaridoos

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:02:43 2022 No.49593539 >>49593370 Better start buying treasuries and savings bonds. Beat you are gonna get.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:02:45 2022 No.49593545 >>49593500 It better fucking happen, or else I’m ruined

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:02:58 2022 No.49593551 File: 120 KB, 633x1102, 1638742422916.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >short the floor unironically

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:03:10 2022 No.49593562 OIL barons, looks like we win again

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:03:14 2022 No.49593565

>>49593286
>support
= give taxpayer money to oil majors, so they can pocket all the returns on our "investment"
Faggot markets were supposed to solve this, how much higher does oil prices need to go to incent investment into more supply? We've surrendered our entire civilizations just so markets can be faggotted, yet we are getting nothing but assfucking in return.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:03:19 2022 No.49593569 File: 2.93 MB, 520x293, 8f6.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys, once the recession hits i'll let you in on a secret. Recessions are the BEST TIME to snag yourself a black kween.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:03:42 2022 No.49593587 >>49593456 Being a trading guru in two years of unprecedented market gains in history, getting BTFO in a real recession... Your gambling trades would have your portfolio at 20k right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:04:13 2022 No.49593612 File: 20 KB, 471x483, IMG_1909.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49592754 I opened a short china position

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:04:17 2022 No.49593618 This is the bottom

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:04:17 2022 No.49593617 >oil is officially green >oil stocks are still down 5-7%

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:04:29 2022 No.49593633 whoever told me to keep my WBD fuck you

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:04:46 2022 No.49593643

>>49593447
>obama
Yeah but it looks like obama terms was just a slightly bigger growth then bush jr nothing too big. Really that 2020 fiat explosion is like shitcoin tier pump when you zoom out. I wouldn't be surprised to see 30 years to just break even at that point and god knows where we'd be in 2050. Fuck I think those doomer schizos are right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:05:21 2022 No.49593672 >>49593617 Every tiem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:05:22 2022 No.49593675 File: 67 KB, 1573x495, DefintionOFOGRE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593007 >>49593074 >>49593098 Defintion

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:05:26 2022 No.49593678 >>49593565 They don't need money, they need the dems to not cancel their permits like the pipelines becasue some twitter check market chimped out. It's not the market if the feds on a whim cancel things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:05:27 2022 No.49593679 So whens the next bad news come out? >fed meeting >cpi data >employment numbers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:05:30 2022 No.49593681 File: 197 KB, 380x500, 1648655133079.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm selling tomorrow afternoon or wednesday morning to avoid the post FOMC pump, so when it dumps instead you can thank me.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:05:48 2022 No.49593693

>>49593456
Anon I had something similar. My logic yielded great returns while the "analysts" would say my analysis is garbage.

Go in on a stock because I judge it to be fairly valued higher on a very simplistic notion, gets me a 5x. Do it again on another stock but was impatient so a 2x instead of 4x. Play the stock market how its intended, lose a lot of the gains I made. Id legitimately have more money if I never invested and wagecucked for the last 3 years at near minimum wage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:06:10 2022 No.49593709 >>49593536 not pocket change i mean that the average tech worker should have a million in net worth by 30 and if they invested it it would have turned into 2 million

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:06:15 2022 No.49593713 >>49593617 Patience, it’s just one bad morning. We will recover by the end of the week

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jun 13 16:07:04 2022 No.49593736 I was promised circuit breakers! My OTM puts are getting killed here!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:07:19 2022 No.49593749 >>49593536 "like it's nothing" is about three orders of magnitude. So if someone has $2m, $2k is meaningless. They'd have to think a bit about $20k and think a lot about $200k.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:07:55 2022 No.49593772 >>49592754 >>49592754 Should i buy now? or wait a few more days? I want more AMZN stocks frens, help

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:08:03 2022 No.49593780 >>49593501 You're retired at least right? $1m and you wouldnt see me waging other than for maybe attempts of meeting a woman worth marrying. $1m yields a pretty good return with little effort

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:08:09 2022 No.49593787 >>49593565 Money doesn't transform into pipes and rigs overnight. Today's income of an oil company is oil 5 years from now

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:08:17 2022 No.49593793 sell programs fighting and losing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:08:26 2022 No.49593799 We really are just going to crab downward till whatever happens on wednesday huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:08:30 2022 No.49593805 File: 172 KB, 1200x811, E80uM4rVkAATt3u.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i am slurping SOXL

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:08:32 2022 No.49593809

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:08:41 2022 No.49593818 >>49593772 Don't buy stocks until cpi starts to roll over and fed rate hikes are slowing down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:08:57 2022 No.49593824 File: 58 KB, 800x534, cow-mooing-front-camera-group-cows-background-low-angle-shot-selective-focus-55853912.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey Bobo. Watch this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:09:05 2022 No.49593830 File: 951 KB, 588x673, 1618198531746.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All you have to do is buy oil preferably GUSH

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:09:10 2022 No.49593834 >boomer dad just loaded up on UVXY and SQQQ not sure if hes actually on the money or this means the meltup fags are unironically right desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:09:12 2022 No.49593835 >>49593141 Dividends. Japanese stocks give a lot of dividends.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:09:28 2022 No.49593850 >>49593780 most corpos don't retire for whatever reason. none of the people over 40 in my office need to work for money but they still do once you don't need money to survive, i guess your relationship with jobs changes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:09:34 2022 No.49593855 GAS THE MUMUS BUY PUTS NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:09:36 2022 No.49593858 I may be getting fucked, but kek at crypto baggies. Actually the dump a couple of months ago was worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:09:43 2022 No.49593863 File: 972 KB, 312x213, 1497442662831.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >CNBC going full capitulation mode OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:09:43 2022 No.49593862 File: 74 KB, 599x146, w and l.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] get CUNTER'D, shorts don't bet against boomer retirement

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:09:49 2022 No.49593867 >>49593736 Just enough to dump. Not enough to cause circuit breakers. This market is manipulated and anyone saying otherwise at this point is a fool.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:10:15 2022 No.49593880

>>49593809
>UCO MILITIA SEIZES LIBYAN OIL TERMINALS, HALTS EXPORTS
UCO MILITIA SEIZES LIBYAN OIL TERMINALS, HALTS EXPORTS
>UCO MILITIA SEIZES LIBYAN OIL TERMINALS, HALTS EXPORTS
UCO MILITIA SEIZES LIBYAN OIL TERMINALS, HALTS EXPORTS
>UCO MILITIA SEIZES LIBYAN OIL TERMINALS, HALTS EXPORTS
UCO MILITIA SEIZES LIBYAN OIL TERMINALS, HALTS EXPORTS
>UCO MILITIA SEIZES LIBYAN OIL TERMINALS, HALTS EXPORTS
UCO MILITIA SEIZES LIBYAN OIL TERMINALS, HALTS EXPORTS
>UCO MILITIA SEIZES LIBYAN OIL TERMINALS, HALTS EXPORTS
UCO MILITIA SEIZES LIBYAN OIL TERMINALS, HALTS EXPORTS

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:10:30 2022 No.49593890 Seriously though, anyone know why crude just pumped almost $5?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:10:42 2022 No.49593898 >>49593772 Personally I'm waiting for the Fed sentiment to shift, we are trading at the top of my channel so I see another 250 points of discount on the S&P minimum. Not a bad time to put some in if you're mostly cash, but I'm out atm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:11:03 2022 No.49593915 >>49593863 Oh no, that means I have to sell my puts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:11:08 2022 No.49593920 >>49593617 Oil is down due to market sentiment. Hold and you will be fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:11:14 2022 No.49593931 >>49593863 >2 year at highest since 2007 >fed failed and has no trust >government can't handle this and have lost control Ohhh boy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:11:17 2022 No.49593934 >>49592754 Reminder: Bobo's are transistory

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:11:20 2022 No.49593935 I missed the bottom FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:11:21 2022 No.49593936 >>49593867 this if you recall during Trump's presidency he put together something called a plunge protection team.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:11:24 2022 No.49593939 >>49593780 i moved to a very part-time schedule at the same company. it's a good balance for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:11:40 2022 No.49593951 File: 462 KB, 1920x1080, 8.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the #Bottom is in

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:11:53 2022 No.49593960

>>49593850
i think its more like they have nothing else going for them. Its like when that CEO chimped out over shareholders not giving him a bonus in the 8 figure or 9 figure range. Probably has a networth over 10 figures. Assuming iirc. It seems more lile a game to them imo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:11:56 2022 No.49593963 >>49593890 Because the fear gave way to greed and everyone suddenly remembered there was no reason for every commodity to dump simultaneously in an inflationary environment.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:11:59 2022 No.49593967

>>49593476
Na USA is a huge country with tons of natural resources, a powerful offensive military, and steady population growth, it has no real global competition, definitely no regional competition. Yes it's fucked, but less fucked then everyone else.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:12:12 2022 No.49593980

there was that one anon here in /smg/ who predicted in late May a short deadcat bounce and than the crash continuing.
whoever you are anon, thanks a lot. you saved me a lot of money. I actually used that short pump and sold everything, even Alphabet. I am staying out of the market for now until we eventually reach heavily undervalued territory.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:12:21 2022 No.49593982 >>49593772 Wait. Right now it's better to be late than early. >>49593880 BASED

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:12:30 2022 No.49593989 >>49593915 >>49593931 Bros, they had some cunt up there doubting unemployment number lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:12:31 2022 No.49593990 I am in the bottom

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:12:36 2022 No.49593995 File: 197 KB, 1440x1280, kakegurui.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593880 kek honestly I'm starting to think these muslim oil countries might not have the west's best interests at heart

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:12:40 2022 No.49594003 File: 1.69 MB, 2783x3975, 1655131853257.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593935 >bottom >inflation still rising >rate hike this week Yeah no anon. We are nowhere near the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:12:45 2022 No.49594004 File: 6 KB, 200x206, 1615314840666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593934 Being a Mumutard who doesn't know what apostrophes are for is permanent

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:12:58 2022 No.49594008 >>49593936 it was reagan. https://www.archives.gov/federal-register/codification/executive-order/12631.html

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:13:04 2022 No.49594010 insider bobo lied to us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:13:07 2022 No.49594014 >Timed the bottom perfectly Wtf am i a genius?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:13:12 2022 No.49594021 >>49593960 yup i've heard that as well especially from finance workers >life is a game >money is just a game it's like speedrunning. you want to be able to say you've reached a million by 30 so you don't feel like you've wasted your 20s

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:13:22 2022 No.49594026 >>49593936 Pretty sure PPT predates Trump and goes back to post-GFC but I may be wrong. I'm pretty convinced they're the ones that pump the market after major Fed events to save face and not make them directly responsible for a dump.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:13:24 2022 No.49594028
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>>49593523
Literally degen tier strats, I would lurk smg and reddit looking for shit, write down a list of stocks that sounded goofy or the claims were so outlandish that something either great or terrible was bound to happen.
Check them daily and if I saw one had high volume and was up 7%+ I just dropped 8K in all at once no DCA none of that shit, it was all in, I would count out the volume and if it didn't get 1million plus every 10 seconds I didn't trade it, rarely ever got burned because the second it started reversing I sold everything.
>>49593693
I know I know but fuck man nearly getting out of 5 figure hell just to get rugged feels fucking terrible man.
> My logic yielded great returns while the "analysts" would say my analysis is garbage.
mine was just fuck it mode, If I lost I lost and would an hero, if I made it I made it but then I had the one thing you never want to happen happen to me.
I lost my nerve and suddenly my gainz started not being so great, started pulling out to quickly or being too cautious.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:13:29 2022 No.49594031

>>49593678
I think the pipeline issue is oversimplified, but I agree on the refinery, but what about food stuffs?
The baby goyslurp makers paid off the govt. so the new nafta pushed canadian producers out of the market and the only thing they did was lower quality anyways, nigger-and-dime quality controls and when their product was recalled, because some 70 IQ wagie washed their hands in the goyslurp after their toilette break, it's the taxpayer that has to fund flying cornsyrup from the other side of the world into the US, because 1/3 of the national supply was taken offline after they sharted into a vat of goyslurp

just seems like a fucking scam that it's always the taxpayer that has to "support" private enterprise and get fucked on both high and low swings.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:13:41 2022 No.49594045 >>49594010 can confirm, lost my 500$ gains for today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:13:48 2022 No.49594049 >>49593772 >blood red today >algos make it slight green/crab tomorrow to suck in retail $ >blood red wednesday when algos rug again

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:13:53 2022 No.49594054

>>49593989
The young chick or old lady? Old lady was spitting facts about fed failure. He needs to do 75 bps or if he does 50 has to somehow convince everyone it will cause cpi to roll over. If they do 75 then it's clear they don't know what they're doing and are responding to the market rather than controlling it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:14:01 2022 No.49594062 File: 25 KB, 200x129, pepe-hiding-behind-oil-drums-thumbnail.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49592754 Imagine not slurping oil today

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:14:03 2022 No.49594064 >>49594014 >bottom anon....

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:14:18 2022 No.49594075 File: 335 KB, 1881x1069, Screenshot 2022-06-13 at 12-13-32 https __www.tradingview.com.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593963 Sounds legit. I assume some arab farted instead of sneezed so we pump.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:14:19 2022 No.49594077 >>49594049 it'll be this 100%.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:14:31 2022 No.49594086 File: 90 KB, 727x1423, c047402d84659796555b8a74db7dacdb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593880 And there are people that still won't buy oil from this Doubling down on my calls right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:14:32 2022 No.49594087 >>49593939 Ah okay. Here i am as neet that's gonna reject this job cause it only yields 160 after a week of spending 30 hours on the job/work related time

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:14:34 2022 No.49594090 File: 20 KB, 540x540, 1650619278927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BITCOIN 23K

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:14:41 2022 No.49594097 >>49593936 >>49594026 PPT rumor goes back to after the 1987 crash, I thought?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:14:44 2022 No.49594100 >>49594004 Sorry B'o'b'o'

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:15:01 2022 No.49594113 >>49593491 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:15:17 2022 No.49594121 >>49593936 retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:15:49 2022 No.49594148 File: 445 KB, 2185x394, E7DB0B61-43A1-45EF-BA4D-81E5F774AB6B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GET OUT NOW!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:15:50 2022 No.49594149 File: 168 KB, 840x1200, 1653018604511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Biden is the worst president since obama

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:15:51 2022 No.49594151 File: 147 KB, 521x630, Screen Shot 2022-05-31 at 10.52.40 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LETS GET ENERGY GREEN BOYS

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:15:52 2022 No.49594153 What is ppt doing? Coming in way too early

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:16:07 2022 No.49594170 File: 19 KB, 567x405, 1634930272028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:16:12 2022 No.49594176 File: 808 KB, 1920x1080, 1654701485435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MUH FUCKIN THREAD THEME FOR BUYING THE FUCKIN BOTTOM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oE5Z2GLhNc

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:16:15 2022 No.49594180 shitty ass glowfaggot market can't even crash in a way that's tradeable

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:16:24 2022 No.49594186 File: 1 KB, 99x125, 2E12F644-A045-4351-B692-20B945D5DCA9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49594149 What do not have in common?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:16:42 2022 No.49594198 >>49593936 You're mistaken. Trump put together the Pump Propagation Team, also PPT. Same acronym, can cause confusion.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:16:42 2022 No.49594197

>>49594031
>just seems like a fucking scam that it's always the taxpayer that has to "support" private enterprise and get fucked on both high and low swings.
There was nothing wrong with the plant though. Fda just shut it down for some reason. You can't blame the private companies when the government spends money researching transsexual hedgehogs affecting food supply in Ukraine. The gov has no ability to actually plan things. And the gov was content to wait it out and have the fda thing go through its investigation but it's an election year and biden didn't plan for shortages even after being warned of It by Abbott. What you are seeing is directly bidens fault. Other presidents got it to work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:16:46 2022 No.49594200 >>49594148 Technically he could end up being right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:16:58 2022 No.49594207 >>49594062 Picked up some extra PEA.TO at 1.48 More of a natty producer but still

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:16:59 2022 No.49594208 >>49594054 Old lady, which yeah, I knew she was spitting facts, but the idea they put someone up there who completely undercut faith in everything is insane to me lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:17:00 2022 No.49594211 File: 8 KB, 195x258, CBF1BF87-2C34-4607-B5B6-7D9C0DC33263.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When will we hit bottom cashgang? I must slurp this tasty dip…

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:17:00 2022 No.49594209 >>49594062 checked and gushpilled

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:17:01 2022 No.49594212 File: 118 KB, 625x790, DAT2zFBUMAA86KY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is it for now. I bought UVXY puts. It's a shame my useless fucking broker won't let me sell calls because I can't report up to date income (NEET lmao)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:17:07 2022 No.49594220 apparently my grandma is losing her shit because grandad has lost all chill and told her to 'fuck off' for the first time ever. absolute state of boomers

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:17:27 2022 No.49594236
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>49585603
I'm still calling it. +3% EOD. If you want to predict what the market will do, literally imagine the most unbelievably retarded thing that could ever conceivably happen, and that is what the market will do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:17:27 2022 No.49594235 i cant tell if the market is recovering or resisting a deeper crash. can anyone confirm?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:17:32 2022 No.49594241 When do we buy the bottom?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:17:59 2022 No.49594259 >>49594220 WELL I NEVA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:18:11 2022 No.49594266 >>49594087 yeah that doesn't sound like enough to bust your hump. good luck out there anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:18:11 2022 No.49594265 >>49594220 >for the first time ever Everyone has a price.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:18:22 2022 No.49594274 >>49593098 I am down 70% of my account. Please don't ask how.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:18:28 2022 No.49594277 >>49594236 >>49585603

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:18:28 2022 No.49594278 >>49594010 he said it would be blood red today you are the liar, mumu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:18:36 2022 No.49594286 >>49594211 >>49594241 They are already buying again. Crash is canceled

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:18:49 2022 No.49594296 >>49594180 >buy puts before close >hold it's just that simple anon

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:18:51 2022 No.49594298
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>>49594090
I called 15k as bottom a year ago and I simply refuse to be wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-3_pZcFjow

by the way, tomorrow will be BLOOD GREEN for stocks. you need to be contrarian, you need to be buying this dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:18:52 2022 No.49594299 >>49594176 Why is every "white" rapper a jew except M&M?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:18:52 2022 No.49594300 File: 234 KB, 814x1046, 1652276488622.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lol lmao You bought vix on margin on wednesday when I told you spy kept crabbing while vix was going down? Right anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:18:58 2022 No.49594304 File: 9 KB, 387x246, AAAAAAAA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] At least the weather is bullish this week. How are you coping, midwest bros?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:19:11 2022 No.49594312 >>49594212 I opened a big position in SVIX way too early to hedge my UVIX position which I entirely sold today. Feels bad. Bagholding SVIX…

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:19:12 2022 No.49594314 USO is green

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:19:20 2022 No.49594320 >>49594235 >massive fucking gap down as if everyone on wall street just now woke up after taking a months long nap What do you think?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:19:35 2022 No.49594334 File: 11 KB, 480x360, 237293986.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PEE PEE TEA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:19:52 2022 No.49594347 >>49594304 >How are you coping, midwest bros? Took an advil for my humidity headache.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:20:04 2022 No.49594358 >>49594170 >unwarranted smugness

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:20:11 2022 No.49594364 File: 54 KB, 892x535, Bear crash.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593098 I made $100 today alone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:20:29 2022 No.49594372 >>49594312 I was going to buy a shitload of volatility funds at 12.50, but I thought it was going to go below $11 first so I waited Whatever, literally designed to go down lmao. 0.02 theta and 67 days to expiration. I'm safe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:20:37 2022 No.49594382 File: 61 KB, 615x330, rand_paul.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Munger was right about everything https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9SF3BYivko

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:20:43 2022 No.49594388 File: 99 KB, 886x886, 1642017726649.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >brent half a percent up in spite of everything >people still selling oil stocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:20:49 2022 No.49594394 thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlArxtuQEMc >ten new wars today, no cause for dismay, generally ok

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:20:52 2022 No.49594403 >>49594314 Sup little bro, UCO is too. Only two green on my commodity ETF watchlist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:20:54 2022 No.49594405 File: 72 KB, 528x938, C1AZOnUVEAEWxX9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] if youre not literally unironically schizo.... you are ngmi in this market https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc8iu0XFUQc

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:22:38 2022 No.49594483 >>49594212 Which ones did you buy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:23:01 2022 No.49594501 oh shit, crude is looking like it's about to bart

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:23:10 2022 No.49594509
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>>49592952
Checking in.

>>49593141
Compounding interest from divies and averaging down to the current market level. Do people honestly try to FUD long term buy and hold investments. To what gain. We but shit like KO and T. 100+ year old companies that are so built into the country only an American Land war would disrupt tyem domestically.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:24:10 2022 No.49594553 >>49593980 And now you're going to miss everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:24:30 2022 No.49594566 HEY AT LEAST COMMODITIES KEEP SURGING EVEN WITH THE NEXT GREAT DEPRESSION HERE GREAT JOB GREAT EFFORT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:25:08 2022 No.49594591 If it's possible for institutions to keep trading, the exchanges should FUCKING stay open.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:25:08 2022 No.49594590 File: 4 KB, 224x225, 1604945483903.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593098 45% since year start

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:25:54 2022 No.49594626 95% of my portfolio worth £50k is on Matterport. Am I cucked?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:26:13 2022 No.49594641 File: 6 KB, 599x436, shit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] God, charts looks like complete shit all the time now. Absolute cancer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:26:14 2022 No.49594643 File: 400 KB, 1125x1107, 1654453812378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593135 >tfw bought siga

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:26:20 2022 No.49594646 Joseph “Brandon” Biden is NOT my president. He’s an Islamic communist and he’s destroying the country

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:26:24 2022 No.49594648 gay as fuck day. was up 1k and now only gained 200. looks like its recovering and might even be a bounce.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:26:27 2022 No.49594652 It shouldn't be a big fucking mystery box every weekend, where we see what the market did, and then all of us peons can try to scrape together a scalp while it crabs in some ridiculous fucking tiny range until the next big gap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:26:39 2022 No.49594663 >>49593135 It will rebound. Do not redeem!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:27:33 2022 No.49594706 File: 471 KB, 1078x909, bf31b7c60c4f6b197b3b064cdebc8e317bda3603b6005f60d15d87eb864f1cf4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593135 I bought at 11.70

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:27:44 2022 No.49594711 >>49594388 in big crashes like this margin fags have to sell off their wins to cover their losses, hence oil stocks go down and go undervalued. a perfect time to buy in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:27:51 2022 No.49594718 I wish all the shills who come here just to post absolutely puerile SPAM about "probably now is the bottom" would all die in BLM riot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:27:58 2022 No.49594722 >>49594646 Buddy, you seem to be confusing Obama and Biden. Biden is just a puppet with dementia. Elites are committing senior abuse by continuing to use him like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:28:21 2022 No.49594733 >>49593135 BUT THE GAYS ARE STILL HAVING GAY SEX SIGABROS

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:28:24 2022 No.49594735 >>49593135 Why did you buy that shit. Its not like it even had an uptrend going on. It had a couple of retarded spike up and down days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:28:27 2022 No.49594737 >he isn't making money in this predictable market NGMI

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:28:32 2022 No.49594744 >>49594646 OFFICIAL Joe Biden presidential theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ngWIDkPP3o

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:28:32 2022 No.49594745 congratulations to all the newfags on their first bioshit scam. you are now official /smg/gers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:28:57 2022 No.49594765 File: 84 KB, 944x960, 1614300263889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So if the shemitah meme is real what comes after it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:29:13 2022 No.49594777 OIL IS GREEN

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:29:28 2022 No.49594787 File: 179 KB, 2000x688, modern stock chart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49594641 That's the textbook return to normal volatility pattern

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:29:40 2022 No.49594796 >>49594737 You have no fucking idea who isn't and isn't "making money" in this "predictable market," you complete faggot.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:29:41 2022 No.49594797

>>49594483
August $13. 200 of them.

With 1/3 of my account. I'm certain that further dumping this week will be mild and a relief rally is due soon. If UVXY goes up past $20 I'm just going to buy more, if not get the broker to let me sell calls by then.

>>49594591
You had months after the bitcoin death cross and inflation adjusted double top to leave crypto. At that point you should not have lost any more money unless you were getting fucked by scam pumps shorting on leverage. Even the worst traders on earth saw this coming.

Most of the money in crypto does not actually exist. There is no backing. Exchanges can't stomach a run. You had your chance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:30:05 2022 No.49594809 File: 204 KB, 1920x1080, 98979sSasdf2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49594777 Always has been.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:30:25 2022 No.49594818 >>49594765 theoretically once the shemitah is over things will slowly get better

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:30:36 2022 No.49594825 File: 419 KB, 750x714, FF9AF316-2274-414E-9B4D-789513B9490B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49594777 CHECKED

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:30:41 2022 No.49594830 >>49594797 I did leave crypto, you insufferably stupid fuck. What are you even talking about?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:30:42 2022 No.49594832 >>49594274 How?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:31:09 2022 No.49594843 File: 19 KB, 1193x180, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How many billions did it take to stop the fall?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:31:11 2022 No.49594847 File: 12 KB, 256x256, The ultimate pinkie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593980 >it may have been me but I don't even know The Bobo hivemind says you're welcome.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:31:17 2022 No.49594851

>>49594765
Hopefully recovery in september/october, or january. The Shemitah being over simply means the jews have according to the torah, alleviated themselves of all their debt and are now allowed to incur more. That doesn't necessarily mean that they will, but they are greedy so I'm assuming it'll happen within that september-january timeframe if we're lucky.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:31:18 2022 No.49594852 >>49594241 In October when SPY is at 300.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:31:24 2022 No.49594856 >>49594745 SAVA. Lol.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:31:33 2022 No.49594861 File: 131 KB, 636x1688, 1647291942571.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] imagine investing in this shitcoin

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:31:36 2022 No.49594863 File: 98 KB, 1334x750, ohio.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it time for Ohio to do the right thing a secede from this sinking shithole formerly known as America?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:31:40 2022 No.49594864 >>49594830 Why are you bitching about scamcoin exchanges being closed if it's not your problem? Stock exchanges are open.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:31:50 2022 No.49594869 Do people really still think cryptos are a commodity?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:31:52 2022 No.49594871 File: 45 KB, 831x872, 1643304898501.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] haven't posted here in awhile. is now the time to buy spy ? I see vix is at a juicy 32.82 level right now ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:32:08 2022 No.49594879 Boys we recovering until my SQQQ stop loss triggers, then the dump can resume. Sorry for the inconvenience

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:32:09 2022 No.49594881 >>49593066 Libya completely shutdown 1.1mm b/d lost. This is not comprehendable to the woketards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:32:13 2022 No.49594885 >>49594869 cash is a commodity, so sure

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:32:31 2022 No.49594900 File: 664 KB, 1280x720, the cycle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why haven't you learned, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:32:38 2022 No.49594904 File: 52 KB, 970x647, 8334ADBE-0A31-4796-9610-E373FD64D312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GAZPROM will open at $15+ and I will laugh at all of you, once again

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:32:40 2022 No.49594908 >>49594864 I'm not even going to dignify this with a real answer other than to state the obvious, which is that you are a stupid faggot and you should go somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:32:58 2022 No.49594920 Permission to ooooooo sir?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:33:01 2022 No.49594923 File: 60 KB, 659x720, 1614279839832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sum up today with one image from your folder

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:33:27 2022 No.49594939 VIX gonna bleed soon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:33:31 2022 No.49594944 File: 220 KB, 568x479, Green Wojak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49594923

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:33:41 2022 No.49594954 >>49594908 Oh okay, I get it, you just lost a lot of money in some scamcoin when a scammer told you that withdrawls were not allowed until he could afford them. lol.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:33:50 2022 No.49594957 Aaaaaand SPY has recovered pretty much all of its losses since open. Another cancerous day of literally the entire morning session meaning nothing whatsoever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:33:52 2022 No.49594963 >>49594626 >Matterport Depends on if real estate is fucked or not, I would imagine. They'd have less to spend on virtual walk-throughs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:33:53 2022 No.49594965 should i buy intel or commodittys. or titties

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:33:53 2022 No.49594964 File: 45 KB, 688x572, 1655122607180.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49594923

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:33:55 2022 No.49594967 File: 16 KB, 650x650, 1651671144054.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49594923

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:33:56 2022 No.49594968 Unironically bought 300 more siga this dip.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:34:01 2022 No.49594975 File: 743 KB, 1272x1240, 1652074163057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is DXY going up? /pol/ told me the USD is no longer the world reserve currency.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:34:04 2022 No.49594977 File: 104 KB, 400x400, 1643321726090.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49594923 >oil up tech down

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:34:14 2022 No.49594981 ok new rule. whenever i look at my gains and think "holy shit thats way more than i expected to make!", thats when i sell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:34:20 2022 No.49594987 File: 941 KB, 1920x1080, allaroundme.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49594923

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:34:30 2022 No.49594995 >>49594944 checked GET FUCKING FUCKED shorts

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:34:31 2022 No.49594997 File: 2.09 MB, 2136x1214, 1631314998059.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49594900

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:34:35 2022 No.49594999 File: 49 KB, 644x1024, fart slave.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49594923

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:34:40 2022 No.49595002 FUCK I MISSED THE BOTTOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:34:55 2022 No.49595008 File: 86 KB, 433x427, 1653697476875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49594975 >unironically going to pol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:34:57 2022 No.49595011 >>49594965 >buy intel Just go to a casino for better returns.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:35:01 2022 No.49595015 File: 898 KB, 2000x2008, 1572554615237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49594923

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:35:02 2022 No.49595016 is real estate just not going to dump. am I never going to get to move out of my childhood bedroom

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:35:07 2022 No.49595023 File: 67 KB, 480x572, IMG-20220609-WA0000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49594923

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:35:32 2022 No.49595040 File: 24 KB, 547x410, 1621474592384.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49594923 i could have made a lot more today if i wasnt greedy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:35:36 2022 No.49595041 >>49594954 Nothing I'm talking about has anything to do with crypto, you retarded faggot. Look at the thread we're in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:35:40 2022 No.49595047 File: 1.71 MB, 300x300, 1652046466533.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49593066 Literally chilling, no market trickery can hold oil/refineries down this year. At worst Im holding till winter when the real shit will hit the fan

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:35:44 2022 No.49595049 All in on SVIX hehe. Lambos in my future, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:35:47 2022 No.49595052 File: 752 KB, 1094x1562, 1646342154508.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49594975 >>49595008 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:35:54 2022 No.49595058 SPY ~$440 before EOY '22

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:36:18 2022 No.49595073 File: 10 KB, 310x162, 1636558351441.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595049 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:36:23 2022 No.49595081 new >>49595063 new >>49595063 new >>49595063

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:36:27 2022 No.49595085 File: 62 KB, 888x998, 1652295421605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49594923

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:36:37 2022 No.49595089 >>49594968 cases are doubling each week, no reason not to put in a few k and say fuck it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:36:44 2022 No.49595095 whew, sold my shorts just in time at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:37:03 2022 No.49595111 File: 30 KB, 660x574, hbomyb67ciy31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where's the hyperinflation that /pol/ told me about? I'm down my entire years' salary shorting the USD on a forex exchange.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:37:49 2022 No.49595144 >>49595052 No seriously, if the Western world stopped imposing sanctions on Russia, how much will inflation reduce by?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:38:08 2022 No.49595165 >>49593565 All oil shit should have been state controlled goods anyway, just like in SA. All this free markets meme on the juice that makes the world turn is retardation

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:38:19 2022 No.49595174 >>49594957 I said it would happen, the channel always provides.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:38:45 2022 No.49595196 File: 1.91 MB, 1920x1080, 1653622565454.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49594923

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:38:46 2022 No.49595198 File: 91 KB, 510x382, unnamed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595041 Y u mad tho? How much money have you lost so far?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:40:16 2022 No.49595266 File: 131 KB, 1275x1090, 1646104625675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49594923

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:40:24 2022 No.49595271

>>49594869
cryptos are an entirely new asset class
their price is based on trust when looking at the whole system, but on knowledge when looking at single transfers
the historical asset they are closest to is voluntary regional Notgeld, and during hyperinflation they could be useful, but i just dont have the trust
i also see no way at all to approximate the fair value of cryptos

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:41:21 2022 No.49595306 SPY calls

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:41:39 2022 No.49595322 File: 1.49 MB, 2200x2200, 1654564011694.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49594923 Oh nyo!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:43:50 2022 No.49595408 >>49595198 I haven't lost any money, actually, you deliberately obnoxious dipshit who contributes fucking nothing to any discussion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:44:50 2022 No.49595440 >>49595198 Any more stupid ass questions that you think are funny because they're obnoxious when actually your entire shtick is an utterly banal cliche, and you're a total and complete faggot who has never been funny?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:45:13 2022 No.49595456 File: 34 KB, 600x612, pepe poopoo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595408 I take it you lost a lot then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:48:01 2022 No.49595575 >>49595456 The answer is zero dollars, fuckface.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:50:02 2022 No.49595678 File: 86 KB, 1000x525, lol!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595575 If it was $0 you wouldn't be this angry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:53:06 2022 No.49595804 >>49593951 I'll # your bottom, if you catch my drift.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:54:59 2022 No.49595876 >>49595678 What a retarded non sequitur. Keep wishing random people on the internet would lose money, I guess, faggot. And remember that wish when you're the one losing money. Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:56:02 2022 No.49595923 >>49595144 almost zero; blaming russia was a cope meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:57:04 2022 No.49595947 >>49593995 This is due to their own political infighting. How would shutting off the oil to punish the west help them in anyway? They just lose their only income by shutting off production.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:59:13 2022 No.49596044 >>49594026 Goes back to 87.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:05:06 2022 No.49596270 >>49595876 Lotta words for someone with little money. Shouldn't you be applying for some jobs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:08:53 2022 No.49596435 >>49592904 Audibly kek'd

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