/GME/ - Tides of Darkness Edition

[Anonymous No.49572339]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report
https://sec.report/Document/0001326380-22-000021
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/the_puzzle_pieces_of_quarterly_movements_equity
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>49563703

As always:
>sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.49572351]

>>49572339
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,142.318B (Last ATH), 101P = 21.211B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,162.885B (ATH), 99P = 21.847B per (roughly)
CHHE: >>49494990

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

[Anonymous No.49572374]

TRIPLE CAUTION
TRIPLE CAUTION
YOU HAVE TO STAY CENTER
TRIPLE CAUTION
SAMIR YOURE BREAKING THE MARKE-ACK

[Anonymous No.49572406]

>>49572371
After we got rugged last March I stopped giving a fuck about dates other than ironic hype for fun, this will happen with it can't be put off for one second longer.

[Anonymous No.49572409]

>>49572339
I kek at baggies but I also genuflect to GME because it’s the only thing green in my portfolio right now.

[Anonymous No.49572429]

يجب ألا أخاف. الخوف هو قاتل العقل. الخوف هو الموت القليل الذي يجلب الطمس الكامل. سأواجه خوفي. سأسمح لها بالمرور فوقي ومن خلالي. وعندما يمر ، سأدير العين الداخلية لأرى مساره. حيث ذهب الخوف لن يكون هناك شيء. فقط سأبقى

join the gmehad and together we will devour the very market
>∞

[Anonymous No.49572451]

any guesses on what will happen once the timer on Cohen's tweet hits zero?

I think thats when the last two weeks starts

[Anonymous No.49572486]

>>49572409
I kek you for thinking it was a good idea to buy anything else. Go all in pussy

[Anonymous No.49572488]

I was told that buying GME would make me a millionaire, yet I'm looking at my brokerage account and I'm still poor. Someone care to explain? I'm super curious to hear your excuses.

[Anonymous No.49572513]

>>49572451

[Anonymous No.49572521]

>>49572486
Why? If baggies stay kek’d my portfolio has a backup plan. If baggies make it then it goes to le infinity and there’s no issue

[Anonymous No.49572542]

>>49572488
Yeah, you have to hold your stock for more than 5 minutes and not cry about it

[Anonymous No.49572551]

>>49572488
Did you not buy at $4 last year?

[Anonymous No.49572570]

>>49572542
lol

[Eemji No.49572589]

Still comfy holding
WAGMI FRENS

[Anonymous No.49572592]

Im pretty impressed that there are still so many people financially and emotionally invested in gme
I kinda respect that, but can someone give me info on how u guys remain so dedicated?
I feel like it's been years and I still see the community here and on Reddit and it seems like it'll never end
I don't mean to sound discouraging, but how are you guys so damn confident that gme will moon?

[Anonymous No.49572605]

kek didn't know you guys we're trying to speedrun this game tonight

[Anonymous No.49572614]

I am using the crypto dumps, especially bitcoin, to image train GME during moass. I must imagine that it is GME fluctuating wildly like that. I am training my hold muscles so that I will not falter when I see it go up and down by thousands of dollars.

I will become the strongest at holding.
I will become insanely rich.

[Anonymous No.49572622]

>>49572521
No one has any idea how high it will go, the safest bet is to buy as much as you can. GME is the only sure thing in this market and your backup plan is currently swirling down the drain. Cut your losses and buy more GME or stay poor. It’s not my problem

[Anonymous No.49572646]

Making it with Hagi.

[Anonymous No.49572650]

I use GameStop as my bank.

[Anonymous No.49572657]

>>49572592
Read the OP

[Anonymous No.49572663]

>>49572592
Read more nigga

[Anonymous No.49572669]

>>49572592

a dream told me it would happen so i figured it must be true

[Anonymous No.49572688]

>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.49572723]

>>49572592
Shorts never covered. Besides that the company is set to be a solid investment just based off the team, and goals they want to achieve. Get to have your cake and eat it too.

[Anonymous No.49572762]

>>49572723
>Shorts never covered.
whats stopping them from just not covering

[Anonymous No.49572772]

>>49572646
sazanka canonically does anal. source: my fantasies

[Anonymous No.49572787]

>>49572592
Look at the media coverage over it, theres non stop kvetching over some retards holding a stock, theres obviously something going on, hell even if it goes to 0 it was all worth it to see some of the most powerful people on the planet going on tv crying and calling us a bunch of virgins

[Anonymous No.49572792]

>>49572723
>Besides that the company is set to be a solid investment just based off the team, and goals they want to achieve
anon im also not FUD but how can you say that after their big ace in the hole being a crypto wallet, and the ass just fell out of the crypto market?

[Anonymous No.49572800]

>>49572762
What stops you from not paying your mortgage or rent?

[Anonymous No.49572808]

>>49572614
based bakiposter

[Anonymous No.49572823]

>>49572762
Covering (actually, closing)means buying, there aren't enough shares around to close anymore. That takes the demand/supply to infinity.

[Anonymous No.49572832]

>>49572800
if i ran the banks i would

[Anonymous No.49572849]

>>49572772
Sazanka is a turbo lesbian for Tsubaki though.

[Anonymous No.49572864]

>>49572792
Their big ace is an NFT MARKETPLACE. That doesn't depend on crypto value, but NFT adoption by game developers and artists.

[Anonymous No.49572868]

>>49572792
They havent dropped a market place yet. Plus crypto's true purpose hasnt been realized yet. This is my own speculation but GME will show the world truly what crypto and nfts can be used for.

[Anonymous No.49572897]

>>49572849
the only S tier waifu is tachiaoi but I would still cheat on her with benisumomo

[Anonymous No.49572992]

>>49572688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8y8E7rQsQQ
Checked and only two-things-left-to-do-pilled.

[Anonymous No.49573033]

>>49572992

[Anonymous No.49573066]

Can someone explain why superstonk is freaking out over futures? Their this red every sunday night.

[Anonymous No.49573083]

[Anonymous No.49573093]

>>49572897
>>49572849
>>49572772
>>49572646

>Fantasizing over animated characters.

Consider killing yourselves in spectacular fashion after MOASS is over, please.

[Anonymous No.49573098]

>>49573066
MBS went no bid shit is hitting the fucking fan if we don't die we will def make it

[Anonymous No.49573118]

>>49573066
Because they're unironically cultists over there and will genuinely convince themselves that literally anything happening is a sign that it's happening. They've said it about 4/20, earnings report, shareholders meeting, the stock split vote, 6/9, the new SEC rules, and that's just the last 2 months. there's probably even more that I'm missing from that timeframe too. they will say it's happening literally every single day.

[Anonymous No.49573119]

>>49572592
>but can someone give me info on how u guys remain so dedicated?
Unmitigated schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.49573121]

>they panic sold? Load ze bull trap
>they bought? Doomp eet
>do eet again

[Anonymous No.49573127]

>>49573066

[Anonymous No.49573138]

dont get discouraged now... the MOASS is coming bros... any day now... chairman Cohen wouldn't let us baghold... hes on our side bros... hes looking out for each and every one of us... please just keep holding your shares... please... i know it's tough but we're all in this together... the crabbing is just to test our resolve... sell your car, your possessions if you have to... the short squeeze is inevitable... mark my words its gonna happen... just keep holding those shares bros... GME is the only salvation in this corrupt system... even if it takes months, years... just hold hold hold... please... we're all gonna make it bros... ignore the naysayers... friends, family, colleagues... they dont know what we know... by god we will have the last laugh... just make sure you keep holding... we all must hold for the MOASS to happen... its the only way... so you gotta hold bros... please...

[Anonymous No.49573142]

>49572592
>wowzers how do you people manage to hold a stock for 2+ years and feel good about it?!

Maybe it has something to do with the fact Gamestop holders aren't emotional coin chasing retards who think they're going to get rich over night? All the dumbfucks got filtered ages ago so now only the intelligent and patient investors are left. "Oh no a flash crash red day?!" "Oh no crabbing into oblivion over months?!" "Oh no someone called me a baggie?!" All that shit just confirms the theory. If GME weren't the play nobody would give a shit about us. There's no BBBY meltdown discord. If Gamestop weren't a threat set to explode to Uranus they would be encouraging us to buy more so they could profit off us like they do with AMC.

How could you not be emotionally hyped buying and holding GME seeing the sheer amount of genuine pain it brings to Jews, shills, rich fucks, and coinfagz? As if we needed anymore confirmation bias without the market shitters unanimously screeching at us to stop.

[Anonymous No.49573146]

buttanon here, I have desecrated my anus this weekend so expect GME to hit the 200's minimum if not higher.

[Anonymous No.49573147]

>>49573093
I'm pretty sure it was obvious that was a joke but anyways I used to have suicidal thoughts every day until I micro dosed mushrooms for a while and now I don't think about it at all. so no thank you

[Anonymous No.49573154]

>>49573098
So what? Cant they just go bid again in the morning

[Anonymous No.49573199]

Still Holding.

[Anonymous No.49573205]

>>49573118
And they're right, crymore YWNBAW

[Anonymous No.49573219]

>>49573093
I'm sorry you have no one to make it with, anon.

[Anonymous No.49573223]

It's not happening this month, or next month. It's in August. Sorry for the let down.

[Anonymous No.49573224]

>>49573154
so the thing is, there has to be a reason for people to want to bid on Mortgage Backed Securities again. People see them as toxic all of a sudden, so why would they change their mind on Monday?

[Anonymous No.49573245]

>>49573154
Anon, “no bid” means nobody wants to buy them for any price. Think back to what is typically blamed for 2008, then have a laugh at smg when they realize this far too late

[Anonymous No.49573260]

>>49573224
Well maybe they just didnt like the morgatge rates for that day. Those change all the time

[Anonymous No.49573320]

>>49573219
he clearly hasn't seen what the actual /a/ threads are like for the show. jannies had to crack down on em. even the current one is pretty bad

[Anonymous No.49573357]

Good evening, /GME/. Before I head to sleep for tonight, and back to work tomorrow, I have come to leave my warning. This week may be very exciting, and if a major player falls, things may... not happen. I explain why.

A fud that a majority of you haven't even considered is fast approaching on the horizon. Citadel WILL fall, but the price will NOT reflect this. You heard me right. Throughout this entire saga, we've seen players such as Archegos (the first sacrifice) and Melvin (a familiar hedgie) fall into the grinder, but never have we actually squeezed or saw positions covered post mortem. The odds are that the liability is being passed up the ladder and after Citadel dies, it will reach the echelons of this shitpile. If we're lucky, we will squeeze here, but it isn't likely.

GG has taunted us with his video, where it fits the MSM narrative that there is no squeeze and it already happened back in January 2021. However, if you've held this long, what's a little longer? Sure, you could hope for a Ryan Cohen forced squeeze or a natural climb upwards; but I sincerely doubt it.

If you read the old DD, the FED and DTCC, are the final boss(es) and Citadel's death will be the last visible domino to fall. DRS'ing is working and shares are drying up. It DOES NOT matter which one of these scumbag entities hold the bag in the hand, because it won't be us. They will pay up. Godspeed, anons, and have a good night.

[Anonymous No.49573401]

>>49573199
I just want to let you know that I've been here since the original January run-up and I always appreciate seeing you in these threads. Just started Rise yesterday and loving it. Thanks based anon <3

[Anonymous No.49573428]

>>49573357
yea this is what i meant earlier when i asked what if they just dont cover
what if they just ignore it
and citadel falls and everything goes according to plan but the price just stays stagnant

[Anonymous No.49573502]

>>49572339
SPY futures opened at -1%… Kennoid is fucked

[Anonymous No.49573531]

>>49573118
It's called psychological warfare retard. There's good guys and bad guys on that site trying to manipulate people's minds on that site, even on 4chan as well. 4chan is more impervious to their tactics cause we are all retards, but on plebbit you have people who are dumb as fuck and gobble up MSM news on the regular. Still a majority of the people on superstonk know dates are all bullshit cause of holding for 1.5 years. And the thing about how moass is tomorrow, well, it actually is.

[Anonymous No.49573568]

>>49573531
do you know how fucking demoralizing to see those hype dates come and nothing happen over and over
you literally can't ask a question or you get called FUD and they just start circle jerking their ape memes all over you. it's like scientologists ejecting an SP.

[Anonymous No.49573592]

>>49573531
i am literally not affected at all what so fucking ever lmfao i fuck the music i make it cum i fuck the music with my surf n turf bitch

[Anonymous No.49573595]

>>49573502
More.

[Anonymous No.49573596]

>>49573531
Psyops don’t work on 4chan because we are autistic. There’s research showing that Autists are immune to advertising (which uses similar psychological manipulation techniques that psyops do).

[Anonymous No.49573609]

>>49573595
he's literally me

[Anonymous No.49573652]

Barry anon.. did you watch the season finale?

r.i.p

[Anonymous No.49573694]

>>49573568
The "dates" lost its psychological impact on plebbit once the holidays started because dates were hyped all fucking year last year. Anytime someone mentions "the date moass happens" everyone laughs at it, unless you are new to being on the GME train. It was depressing when dates came and went but all the people who were deeply invested last year are immune to dates.

Guess you just got curious about GME this year because you would of known this by now. But if you're demoralized don't fret, keep buying as much as you can through ComputerShare. There's an ever growing group of people understanding what is happening with this stock. The cheaper it gets the easier it is to remove the shares out of the market. The longer you hold the more shares you have that become taxed less once they sell.

[Anonymous No.49573722]

>>49573595
Fix'd to be literally me

[Anonymous No.49573730]

>>49573722
Saved

[Anonymous No.49573744]

>>49573694
im in canada and buying through wealthshare. im not DRSing at all and i have a tax free account here so i don't need to pay on withdrawl either except for a 1.05% trade from wealthsimple.

[Anonymous No.49573769]

>>49572592
down's syndrome and schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.49573800]

>>49572374
What happens when this shit gets too high?

[Anonymous No.49573812]

>>49572339
What happens tomorrow? Bleed or Boom?

[Anonymous No.49573850]

>>49573722

[Anonymous No.49573851]

https://streamable.com/hqe9sy

[Anonymous No.49573861]

Bon giorno, Misteh Griffin. Oi hewp yohh enjoyyin yeh stay. Oi got ona them piecea shit redditah's heah fohh yehs.

[Anonymous No.49573937]

[Anonymous No.49573942]

>>49573812
Could be either one. BTC is crashing with no survivors, so the question is if they’re getting cash for margin or because they’re being liquidated
The one thing I don’t expect is the immortal crab so that’s probably what we’re getting

[Anonymous No.49574013]

>>49573937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiPDu6fRZBQ

[Anonymous No.49574044]

>>49574013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_RpbaUU7NI&ab_channel=welce

[Anonymous No.49574065]

>>49573744
Safest bet to make sure you have a real share that can't be fucked with is ComputerShare. Need to find a way to get shares on their.

[Anonymous No.49574073]

>>49574065
I can smuggle your shares to CS if you post a sharpie in your butt with timestamp HURRY BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

[Anonymous No.49574086]

>>49573722
Checked.
You forgot to add a beta wojak that says “no”. Or is it just me who gets intrusive thoughts?

[Anonymous No.49574104]

>>49573098
Im holding a bunch if IVR… what does this mean for MREITS

[Anonymous No.49574111]

>>49573942
I’m so glad I sold my BTC near the ATH… after MOASS I will buy back in but will focus more on Monero (which is unironically better than BTC…)

[Anonymous No.49574116]

>>49574044
10/10 not buying swords after moass.

[Anonymous No.49574147]

>>49574065
Inb4 Kennoid DDOS’s CS during MOASS and you can’t get through on the phone because a gorillian apes are calling trying to place a sell order over the phone….

I unironically think that broker shares (that aren’t in shit brokers) might be easier to sell. Keep CS for the whole “infinity pool” idea.

[Anonymous No.49574183]

Holy shit Celsius is exitscamming. Kek crypto baggies
>source: every thread that isn’t this or another general

[Anonymous No.49574207]

>>49574147
>Inb4 Kennoid DDOS’s CS during MOASS and you can’t get through on the phone because a gorillian apes are calling trying to place a sell order over the phone….

I theorized this a while ago and strongly suspect it's going to happen if and when the stock price hits clown world numbers. Ironically, the "apes" claimed that CS shares are not to be sold, but watch 'em scramble when the show starts...

[Anonymous No.49574224]

>>49573138
We know what you're doing, it won't work

[Anonymous No.49574248]

>>49574147
They're going to need all shares so why DDoS everything, that just ensures people can't sell their shares which is what they need to hopefully survive.

[Anonymous No.49574264]

>>49574207
I also theorized that Computershare will absolutely take a shit whenever moass happens when they receive thousands of calls and visits to their dinosaur site from leddit. Those retards getting herded from fud to there made me more comfy holding on fud since they won't have as many spergs bogging down the system

[Anonymous No.49574296]

>>49572669
I saw it in my dreams as well. Who else saw it?

[Anonymous No.49574371]

>>49573851

[Anonymous No.49574396]

>>49574264
>There’s research showing that Autists are immune to advertising
good. cs is supposed to be the infinitely pool anyway. anyone trying to sell form that platform deserves nothing.

[Anonymous No.49574420]

>>49574396
oops i still had that line highlighted from an earlier post mb

[Anonymous No.49574434]

>>49574147
You can send them express mail to make trades and you should have at least 1 share in a broker. This fud is stale.

[Anonymous No.49574436]

>>49574086

[Anonymous No.49574468]

>>49572592
>

[Anonymous No.49574517]

>>49574434
It's not FUD it's common sense. Don't put what you want to sell into Compushare because you probably won't be able to get the best price and you shouldn't be selling from there in the first place. CS is for the Infinity Pool to keep buy pressure up. If tards don't tard it up by throwing 100% of their stack in there and scrambling to sell it during MOASS their shares they kept out in brokers would more than make up for the ones in CS.

[Anonymous No.49574520]

>>49572592
>I don't mean to sound discouraging, but how are you guys so damn confident that gme will moon?

Social observance. "FORGET GAMESTOP!"

>>49574264
Based.

[Anonymous No.49574533]

>>49574434
kek nothing like trusting the federal post with your 7 figure checks

[Anonymous No.49574541]

>>49574517
yeah tell those stupid goys pajshmir!

[Anonymous No.49574569]

>why are you still holding gme
>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EbRtU4z-nU&ab_channel=Benjipkc

[Anonymous No.49574579]

>>49573146
Damn I also destroyed my hole this weekend AK. It must be destiny that we increase green line this week.

[Anonymous No.49574607]

>>49574207
Yeah I just had a weird feeling about it. It seems like something scummy Kennoid would do. I believe in DRS but think everyone should at least have a position in another back up broker account just in case of fuckery.
>>49574248
True true
>>49574434
Wow I didn’t know that! That’s actually cool as fuck!. Kennoid is so fukt. He’d have to take down the entire internet AND the postal service to stop what is coming kek
>>49574436
Saved. Thanks fren!
I’m going to post this in the thread when MOASS happens.

[Anonymous No.49574639]

>>49574533
Might have to bribe the post man (if they are anything like AusPost, they’ll accept a 6 pack of beer).
Or you could catch a cheap shitty flight to your closest CS office?

[Anonymous No.49574781]

>>49574639
I live in Shitney, so I'll just go into the cbd and attempt to sell my shit in-person at the office there.

[Anonymous No.49574811]

>>49574781
Based. Good idea. You’ll be able to SNEED at all the finbros who are gonna lose their jobs after the market crash kek.

[Anonymous No.49574945]

>>49572488
>>49572542
>>49572614
>>49572723
>>49572787
>>49572800
>>49572868
>>49573093
>>49573098
>>49573138
>>49573142
>>49573146
>>49573199
>>49573223
>>49573357
>>49573531
>>49573568
>>49573812
>>49574569
Two more weeks.

[Anonymous No.49575087]

>>49572339
Anyone still holding GME should take his prescribed medication immediately because this is beyond insanity.

[Anonymous No.49575147]

>>49572339
DFV HAS DESERTED US

REDDIT HAS BETRAYED US

ABANDON YOUR LONGS

SELL SELL FOR YOUR LIFES

[Anonymous No.49575243]

It boggles the mind retards are still trying to FUD Computershare at this stage in the game. If you're in Fidelity, you do NOT own your shares and good fucking luck getting the splivy

[Anonymous No.49575277]

>>49575243
It's mainly as a response to how obnoxious Boyardee and 45 are/were.

[Anonymous No.49575332]

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

[Anonymous No.49575631]

>>49574811
If it really is a huge shitshow of a collapse I was thinking of going in and wearing a gorilla mask swinging a bell and wearing a placard with "THE END IS NIGH" Homer-style. I've dealt with the slow-burning horrific realisation that I'll never own a home in my own country, so now these boomers and finance kikes can just watch me mock them and their unsustainable faggot system and seethe. Better yet fucking kill themselves so I don't have to deal with the mother of all tantrums when this bomb goes off.

[Anonymous No.49575654]

>>49573800
It means bond are rugging. Today. It is too late. When yields on 2Y are higher 10Y bonds you're going to see some serious shit real quick.

[Anonymous No.49575693]

Where’s my fucking split divi, pay me my fucking split divi

[Anonymous No.49575726]

>>49574264
If nobody can sell, that means the moass goes on for longer, you niggerbrained retard. All the more reason for people to drs.

[Anonymous No.49575775]

>>49575631
Man the boomers are gonna go nuts. They are already angry at the interest rates going up, so they will bloody lose their minds if the economy crashes as well kek. Just imagine all the salt in the 7/9/ Sky news FB comment sections we will be able to harvest

[Anonymous No.49575814]

>>49575654
Good thing I got a great deal on a bulk pack of microwave popcorn from Costco last week! I’m ready for the habbening now.

[Anonymous No.49575910]

>>49573357
>two more years

[Anonymous No.49575967]

>>49575814
I haven't been this comfy since the yahoo meltdown

[Anonymous No.49576158]

Ohh boy that VIX jump.

[Anonymous No.49576236]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
FUCK YOU RIAN COHEN!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.49576242]

>>49575775
Can't fucking wait to slurp their retirement funds. Oh you need money? Sell one of the 5 investment properties you don't even fully own. And if these cunts or the media or anyone else come at me expecting charity they can get fucked too. I'm a millenial, I was expected to go fuck myself, and now guess what? It's your turn.

[Anonymous No.49576260]

>>49575726
If you really look at this pic it’s actually kind of based, humanity bringing a compassionate meat substitute at a accessible level.. these guys are celebrating something peak innovation and compassion
-Indian

[Anonymous No.49576293]

RED BOX RED BOX RED BOX RED BOX RED BOX RED BOX RED BOX RED BOX RED BOX RED BOX RED BOX RED BOX

[Anonymous No.49576402]

>-5%
>-5%
>-5%
And the market is not even open!!!

[Anonymous No.49576405]

>>49573568
>do you know how fucking demoralizing to see those hype dates come and nothing happen over and over
So what, holy shit. If you're in you have a chance to make a fortune in the future and that's all that matters. In the end no other investment will ROI like this regardless of any speculative date.

[Anonymous No.49576438]

kek crypto faggies

[Anonymous No.49576510]

>>49574296
me
the dreams are prophetic.

[Anonymous No.49576522]

>>49576438

[Anonymous No.49576523]

>>49576242
I can’t wait.
Example:
>John: ”I had to sell my investment property because I couldn’t make the mortgage payments! no one is wanting to pay rent anymore! Fucking labour and greens hippies!1!1!1!1!1!”
>Me: Stop blaming the government for your lack of ability to budget, John. Sounds to me like it’s time to stop buying that avo toast and coffee. Go pick yourself up by your bootstraps and go fruit picking :).


I’m genuinely going to spend HOURS a day trolling boomers with the same rhetoric they’ve used on us (on FB comment sections) if the market crashes. May the Day of the SNEED be soon brother.

[Anonymous No.49576547]

>>49576523
You kiwi?

[Anonymous No.49576553]

>>49576405
>>49576402

[Anonymous No.49576601]

>>49576260
Imitation meat is for losers. Proper vegetarian foods like good veggie burgers, lentil based dishes etc. are good as fuck when made well (aka when prepared by someone who isn’t allergic to using herbs & spices while cooking). I tried a veggie burger a mate made the other day and it was fucking amazing. It was a portobello mushroom, black bean and caramelised onion burger on toasted brioche with Swiss cheese, aioli and some salad on it. I would easily eat that again and it tastes WAAAAAY better than that beyond meat shit (that’s full of seed oils).

[Anonymous No.49576629]

>>49576438
ETH fags are gonna $ROPE soon…
>>49576547
Nah I’m an Aussie (I’m in Pozzbourne)

[Anonymous No.49576654]

https://www.marketwatch.com/articles/celsius-pauses-crypto-withdrawals-51655107029

Crypto yield company Celsius Network is stopping customers from withdrawing cryptocurrency deposits from its platform “to stabilize liquidity and operations while we take steps to preserve and protect assets,” the company said Sunday evening in a memo to clients.

The move is a huge blow to the Hoboken, N.J.-based company, which in mid-May had $11.8 billion in cryptocurrency deposits on its platform. The company takes deposits of cryptocurrency and pays investors interest of up to 18.6% annually. Unlike those in a bank, deposits aren’t federally insured, and U.S. federal and state securities regulators have pursued the company for allegedly selling securities without making the proper registrations and risk disclosures to investors.

[Anonymous No.49576658]

>>49576629
I got that you're in Oz just you spelt Labor their way.

[Anonymous No.49576713]

>>49576654
> Crypto yield company Celsius Network is stopping customers from withdrawing cryptocurrency deposits from its platform “to stabilize liquidity and operations while we take steps to preserve and protect assets,” the company said Sunday evening in a memo to clients.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

NEWFAGS WHO KEEP THEIR COINS ON THE EXCHANGE ARE GONNA GET RUGGED.

[Anonymous No.49576739]

>>49576553
Lol. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.49576744]

>>49572669
>>49574296
I had a GME dream too recently. Went from current price to 3000-4000 real quick and then to 9000

[Anonymous No.49576746]

>>49576713

Our Loopies!

[Anonymous No.49576760]

>>49576658
I have a lot of kiwi frens online so I must’ve accidentally picked it up from them kek

[Anonymous No.49576765]

>>49576601

[Anonymous No.49576786]

>>49576744
>those digits
Day of the Redeem must start soon then.

[Anonymous No.49576798]

I hope gme negative beta clicks on to

[Anonymous No.49576816]

But it's in 4 hours

[Anonymous No.49576839]

IT KEEPS GOING FUCKING DOWN
DOWN 6 DOLLARS

[Anonymous No.49576852]

>>49576601
Beyond meat is still processed garbage. I wouldn’t call what you ate a veggie burger

[Anonymous No.49576857]

>>49576760
That'd explain it

[Anonymous No.49576890]

>>49576839
what about the rest of the market and cryto raj?

[Anonymous No.49576911]

SPY FUTURES UNDER 380 AND THE MARKET DOESNT OPEN FOR 5 HOURS LMAO

[Anonymous No.49576913]

>>49576852
Why wouldn’t it be a veggie burger? It was a vegetarian burger that the patty was made out of vegetables (mushrooms,black beans and caramelised onions) instead of meat.

[Anonymous No.49576914]

>>49575631

>now these boomers and finance kikes can just watch me mock them and their unsustainable faggot system and seethe

Yes.

[Anonymous No.49576916]

>>49572669
>>49574296
>>49576510
>>49576744

same here, had a dream on saturday that WAGMI this monday

>market deep red
>crypto trannies roping
>GME up in the thousands

[Anonymous No.49576921]

O my fucking god....
Bros ...... wAGMI

[Anonymous No.49576936]

>>49576911
Checked.
The market is going to be a bloodbath.
Isn’t it a historical fact that market crashes are statistically most likely happen on mondays?

[Anonymous No.49576941]

>>49576913
Feels wrong to call it that, even if it was delicious. Just call it something else. Btw in 2008 futures looked exactly like they look now.

[Anonymous No.49576945]

[Anonymous No.49576947]

>>49576890
wasnt this supposed to decouple cleetus

[Anonymous No.49576985]

>>49575631

>now these boomers and finance kikes can just watch me mock them and their unsustainable faggot system and seethe

Yes. And it will be beautiful.

[Anonymous No.49577038]

>>49574296
>>49576510
>>49576744
>>49576916

[Anonymous No.49577079]

so how is it looking?
are we set for the crash today?

[Anonymous No.49577081]

>>49576947
you may have fooled other anons with your seemingly innocent questions but ive been here since last january and seen it all faggot. sneed

[Anonymous No.49577090]

Holy shit we're fucked

[Anonymous No.49577137]

Where my aaaa posters at?

[Anonymous No.49577141]

>>49577137
we dont do that here

[Anonymous No.49577163]

im getting some slurp money soon

[Anonymous No.49577169]

>>49577081
the reality is i bought in last march and i'm just a bored shitposter
i don't like seeing it go down though

[Anonymous No.49577184]

>>49576941
Mhm

[Anonymous No.49577255]

>>49577169
the reality is youre a faggot who needs to shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.49577263]

Btc is fucking cratering jfc

[Anonymous No.49577287]

>>49575814
>Not having three (3) years of premium popcorn contracts
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.49577290]

>>49577255
nah i don't think i will actually

[Anonymous No.49577311]

>>49577290
my digits said you should

[Anonymous No.49577313]

Are we about to see $23k btc? Holy fuck this might actually be the week.

[Anonymous No.49577323]

today is 10 days since the split was approved and RC has a countdown on this twitter to market open
cohencidence?

[Anonymous No.49577324]

>>49577290
Don't worry about him anon he's just got the baggie fatigue

[Anonymous No.49577356]

>>49577313
God I hope so.

[Anonymous No.49577363]

>>49577313
I wonder when the pink fields will start? This BTC crash will be more fun than the last big crash because more normies have gotten into crypto this bull cycle.

[Anonymous No.49577405]

Nearing 23K

[Anonymous No.49577447]

>>49576629
me too bro whats your coordinates?

[Anonymous No.49577476]

Holy shit fsggots you're down 5% premarket

KEK BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.49577500]

holy fuck soxl premarket

[Anonymous No.49577538]

>>49576816
No, it's not, shut up.

[Anonymous No.49577544]

>>49577405
Watching the ticker right now… look at the giant cliff BTC has dropped off on the 1D, 7D & 1M charts…
It’s really happening bros. Remember we predicted the crypto rug before MOASS? I can’t believe the DD is coming true holy shit.

[Anonymous No.49577579]

>>49577447
I rep the good ol’ 3056.

[Anonymous No.49577588]

>>49574296
Me too, but that was a few years ago... It was a share that I held tho that fucking exploded, in that dream.

[Anonymous No.49577591]

Bagholder cohen. This is who you worship. Kek giant bagfaggot

[Anonymous No.49577593]

>>49577476
you're down 12%
kek crypto baggie

[Anonymous No.49577597]

>>49577476
Here is your you

[Anonymous No.49577603]

>>49577476
It could be so much worse
>t. The entire market and crypto

[Anonymous No.49577605]

>>49577500
kek SMG baggies.

[Anonymous No.49577606]

>49577476
https://voca.ro/1io5dorAJ7Ue

>here is situation baggie:
>either your shares cover little bit expenses, i.e. no super squeeze
>or
>your shares do the big mother squeeze and a billion post mother squeeze is equal to a thousand pre squeeze
>your choice baggie
>you will never be rich

[Anonymous No.49577622]

>>49577597
>>49577593

Couldn't give less of a fuck about crypto. I'm in energy and defense etfs. Dumb fuck baggies

[Anonymous No.49577641]

>>49577622
kek crypto baggie

[Anonymous No.49577646]

I kissed my bro gf and played with her ass yesterday, she pulled me around the corner and said she wanted to fuck. gawd her tits are so big

[Anonymous No.49577668]

>>49577591
Zoom out idiot

[Anonymous No.49577674]

>>49577646
oops wrong board, sorry

[Anonymous No.49577681]

>>49577311
nah mine say i shouldn't and they also say you should
>>49577323
yes. shit like this is why people call GME a cult.

[Anonymous No.49577694]

>>49577681
kek nice digits crypto baggie

[Anonymous No.49577704]

>>49577681
Go sneed yourself

[Anonymous No.49577721]

>>49577681
kek has told you to shut up twice you nigger

[Anonymous No.49577752]

>>49577681
>>49577721
Lets find out if he tells you to shut up again!

[Anonymous No.49577765]

just sold all my btc. I'm gonna be patient with this dip and slooooooorp hard

[Anonymous No.49577779]

>>49577721
nah hes telling you to
>>49577752
nah hes gonna tell you to again
>>49577704
no you should btw

[Anonymous No.49577784]

it starts today

[Anonymous No.49577786]

>>49577752
Awww

[Anonymous No.49577792]

>>49577721
Keks gonna make his bags even bigger if he doesn’t stop.

[Anonymous No.49577822]

>>49572592
>How are you guys so confident that gme will moon?
We are engaging in the greatest siege campaign since Vespasian decided to fuck up Masada. It costs us NOTHING to HODL and DRS, while it costs them MILLIONS every day to keep kicking the can to delay the inevitable. Either they break or we break. And we will not break. Because this shit is fucking hilarious.

Simple as.

[Anonymous No.49577841]

>>49577765
Looks like just before Tether began depegging again, you're a brave man.

[Anonymous No.49577848]

ETH -20%
>ETH -20%
ETH -20%
>ETH -20%
ETH -20%
>ETH -20%
ETH -20%
>ETH -20%

KEK

[Anonymous No.49577861]

OH NO NO NO BTC BAGGIES!

[Anonymous No.49577862]

Either it happens this week or I sell. Either way this is the week I will finally be free from this cult. Feels good man. But what to invest next? There are literally no other options than swingning GME.

[Anonymous No.49577878]

I just blew the biggest stickiest load to that Celsius whore getting fucked. WAGMI

[Anonymous No.49577880]

>>49577752
>>49577779
asking for digits doesnt work newfaggots

[Anonymous No.49577885]

>>49577861
its fine SSr is activated

[Anonymous No.49577918]

>>49577880
>my id
>TOD
go on without me bros

[Anonymous No.49577920]

>>49577880
I regret nothing besides failing.

[Anonymous No.49577926]

>>49577579
your 30 minutes away from me bro, thats very cool

[Anonymous No.49577942]

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/microstrategy-shares-slump-as-bitcoin-margin-call-looms-1165511104

MicroStrategy shares slump as bitcoin margin call looms

KEK crypto faggies

[Anonymous No.49577989]

>>49577942
> bitcoin margin call looms
Can’t wait for the new bizonacci video soon!

[Anonymous No.49578002]

>>49577942
>microstrategy
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/MSTR/
Damn they're getting anally annihilated!

[Anonymous No.49578036]

>>49578002
Damn how's GME doing!

[Anonymous No.49578055]

>Hodl mode enabled on your account due to exceptional market circumstances
Kek crypto baggies you're embarassing hahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.49578064]

Fucking hell, there are more shills here than regular users. Seems bullish.

[Anonymous No.49578074]

Splivvy. Market. Secret partners. Today.

[Anonymous No.49578083]

>>49576713
kek ain't nothing like a good old forced bagholder

[Anonymous No.49578093]

>>49573138
ok Ill sell and follow my dreams and get a new engine in my camper van, oh what’s that, I can’t even find a used engine cause the economy is so fucked, well, guess I’ll just, sigh, hold some time longer

[Anonymous No.49578111]

[Anonymous No.49578124]

>>49578055
Checked.
It is even more embarrassing that baggies keep their coins on the exchange. Baggies deserve to be rugged in an event greater than the Mt.GOX rug if they didn’t store their coins in offline storage.

[Anonymous No.49578128]

>49578036
Well their 52 week high was $891.38. Compared to $168.21 this PM.

[Anonymous No.49578204]

>>49578064
Noooooooo!!!
Look at pre market price, it's all tumbling down, sell kathies sell kekies selllll

[Anonymous No.49578218]

>>49578111
I swear to God he's going to use this as evidence of the number of bots on Twitter, giving Elon the out to remove himself from the purchase. I'm not sure where the next move is, but it's such an obvious play I have to assume they're at least considering it.

[Anonymous No.49578252]

>>49578111
Holy shit, that we are not on 100% yes is the biggest FUD because it seems I’m holding this stock with a group that is 50% mentally retarded. Economic stimulus is the reason for inflation, and anyone who interpret economic stimulus to only encompass the stimmy checks amerifats received in the mail is economically illiterate.

[Anonymous No.49578283]

>>49578252
I voted no because I think there are deeper issues at play than 1200 bucks handed out to the poors

[Anonymous No.49578310]

>>49578252
It’s a retarded rhetorical question. Which came first the kek or the baggie?

[Anonymous No.49578321]

>>49578283
> anyone who interpret economic stimulus to only encompass the stimmy checks amerifats received in the mail is economically illiterate.
Read this again, retard

[Anonymous No.49578330]

>>49578283
It was due to the stimulus the FED did with the money printer and pumping the market as well as the fuckery around the PPP loans (with loss of people lying on the application and then having all the loans forgiven by the gov). Not due to measly amount they gave to the poors.

[Anonymous No.49578333]

What does it mean and how do we profit from this?
https://twitter.com/CryptoWhale/status/1536199567628288000?s=20&t=5RWcfr3ZEzvTzUYspvihVQ

[Anonymous No.49578350]

>>49578310
No, it is not. Inflation is a purely monetary phenomenon and printing of additional money supply ALWAYS come before inflation. Inflation is a causal effect from printing money, period.

[Anonymous No.49578358]

>>49578283
Yeah, like the massive floods of cash handed out to businesses - most of which the businesses kept for themselves instead of using for anyone else's benefit, as usual.

[Anonymous No.49578367]

>>49572592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av3k_lcGm9g
this video is the supreme proof something is going on, if you dont understand that and think the sec did this crap to help the retail investor dont lose money you are a delusional scum who needs a rope on the neck

[Anonymous No.49578383]

>>49578321
dang, u right. I'm switching my vote

[Anonymous No.49578391]

>>49578333
The Depegening continues.

[Anonymous No.49578419]

>>49578252
Its fine, a lot of them will die of their injections.

[Anonymous No.49578422]

>>49578333
It means shitcoin buyers are getting rugged.

[Anonymous No.49578447]

>>49578204
Clown stock for a clown world.

[Anonymous No.49578452]

>>49578252
So you don't know about the secret bailouts of 2019?

[Anonymous No.49578480]

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1536280099867303936

>NOW - Global #cryptocurrency market cap drops below $1 trillion.

kek crypto fannies

[Anonymous No.49578562]

>>49578252

[Anonymous No.49578561]

>>49578452
I would still include those as being economic stimulus

[Anonymous No.49578575]

>>49578252
The question isn't important. It's code for "split". The 50/50 result is artifical. He's saying the results of the divvy split vote will be felt today.

[Anonymous No.49578620]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQiHzcdUPAU

[Anonymous No.49578652]

All talk no action

That's not what RC promised

[Anonymous No.49578822]

>>49576945
> Rare

You really had to pick the regular rare for this anon?

Why not an ultimate or secret rare which you would also buy when WAGMI?

Thanks for triggering my sperg

[Anonymous No.49578890]

>btc at 23k
If we don't at least have a little pump to 200-300 today I will be upset.

[Anonymous No.49578933]

BTC IS UNDER $24k….
ITS CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.49579052]

>>49578890
Unironically what makes you think that will happen? Why would bitcoin dumping mean GME goes up?

[Anonymous No.49579054]

>>49578933
if 24k
whats stopping it from going to 0k?

[Anonymous No.49579089]

>>49579054
it's totally a hedge against inflation

[Anonymous No.49579094]

>>49578350
You’re a retarded literalist. He’s asking if covid was planned and if this was a controlled demolition by the WEF types or an organic attempt at one last hail mary to stave off a great depression

[Anonymous No.49579133]

I just woke up holy shit.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.49579175]

>>49578111
checked, did bots ruin our poll

[Anonymous No.49579194]

>>49579052
Because hedgies use BTC to afford their shorts.

[Anonymous No.49579269]

>>49579194
If that was true gme would be pumping right now

[Anonymous No.49579321]

>>49579194
Is that true? Cause it sounds like Q schizo stuff

[Anonymous No.49579358]

>>49579269
market isnt even open you baby
150k shares available to short
prepare to face the crab

[Anonymous No.49579379]

>>49579269
It doesn't all happen instantaneously you know

[Anonymous No.49579423]

No split
No dividend
No marketplace

Only red days and -6% premarket. Blame the gubamint and India and bitcoin some more faggots.

[Anonymous No.49579435]

What should I order for breakfast guys while I wait for the market to open

[Anonymous No.49579508]

>>49578933
kek, some cryptobaggies were saying it would never drop below 27k because then Elon and the other whales would buy it all

[Anonymous No.49579509]

>>49579435
Eggs, bacon, and some toast. Get salt and pepper as well.

[Anonymous No.49579535]

>>49579435
2 eggs, over easy, bacon, sausage, rye bread, orange juice, coffee, slice of apple pie

[Anonymous No.49579589]

>>49579535
>orange juice
>slice of apple pie

I can smell your diabetes from here american

[Anonymous No.49579610]

>>49579535
>No mushrooms
>No grilled tomato
>No black pudding
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.49579625]

>>49579589
thats two fruits you european scumfuck

[Anonymous No.49579626]

>>49579589
His body filters the excess sugar, that's why his piss smells sweet

[Anonymous No.49579671]

>>49579625
>juice
>pie
>fruits

dios mio la creatura
that's sugar AND sugar you fucking mongoloid

[Anonymous No.49579689]

>>49579625
>2 fruits

Hahahahahahaha.
Weird. It looks like your 1 slice of dessert has more sugar than the entire daily reccomended amount . Fat amerimutt

[Anonymous No.49579721]

>>49579589
>>49579610
>>49579671
>>49579689
leave me alone i just wanted anon to have a nice big breakfast before his big day

[Anonymous No.49579765]

GME is in the green on PM.
Crypto baggies are fucked.

[Anonymous No.49579778]

>>49579721
leave anon alone he wants to enjoy so let him

[Anonymous No.49579785]

>>49579721
you called pie a fucking fruit kek

[Anonymous No.49579790]

>>49579765
Wait I was looking at the wrong ticker…
Sorry

[Anonymous No.49579826]

>>49579721
What you suggested cannot be called a Full-English breakfast. Your suggestion can be called the Half-English breakfast.

[Anonymous No.49579847]

>>49579721
Don't worry about them anon, I took in your suggestions, I dropped apple pie cause I don't really like overly sweet stuff I won't lie

[Anonymous No.49579869]

>>49579826
>>49579785
you guys are making me so upset i cant feel my feet

[Anonymous No.49579892]

>>49573800
it means stocks are in trouble. The US promises 3% profit a year.
That means that companies need to grow more than 3% a year just to be competetiv as an investment.

[Anonymous No.49579907]

[Anonymous No.49579921]

[Anonymous No.49579929]

>>49579907
not today crab

[Anonymous No.49579933]

>>49579869
kek, well played

[Anonymous No.49579937]

>>49579907
not this time bot

>>49579921
Correct

[Anonymous No.49579952]

>>49579937
>bot
no u

[Anonymous No.49580027]

>>49579907
It's over crab

[Anonymous No.49580054]

>>49578575
Oh shi, you saying that he is running bots to manipulate the votes to prove a point? That cohen is a crafty guy.

[Anonymous No.49580186]

>>49579869
Kek

[Anonymous No.49580321]

>>49579907
not today

[Anonymous No.49580359]

GME is down 6%
If it doesn't pump today while BTC crashes then you schizos are wrong and we're bagholding

[Anonymous No.49580376]

>>49580359
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.49580420]

>>49580376
>we

[Anonymous No.49580465]

>>49580420
>he doesn't we

[Anonymous No.49580483]

>>49580376
Explain

[Anonymous No.49580494]

>>49580399
>>49580399
>>49580399
Threaded.

[Anonymous No.49580512]

>>49580359
Well you are a curious little fella ain't yah

[Anonymous No.49580530]

>>49580359
>he doesn’t know
Oh no no no… NGMI

[Anonymous No.49581156]

>>49580483