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DAMAGE REPORT!?!?

>> No.49571936
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>>49571919
I slurped. No damage. Just comfy.

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>>49571919
We’re going to zero

>> No.49571954

-60% since Russia invaded Ukraine. I will never forgive the slavs for ruining my portfolio.

>> No.49571962

>>49571936
I hate to say it but it just feels like we gon go lower

>> No.49571981

>>49571936
I slurped, then it dumped, so I slurped some more, then it dumped again.

>> No.49571982
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>>49571919
not nearly enough

>> No.49571985

>>49571919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtEaR1JU-ps

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>>49571936

>> No.49572002

>>49571962
the worst is behind us cadet

>> No.49572004

>>49571919
eth niggers are cringe

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>>49571919

>> No.49572061

>>49571981
keep slurping anon i need to get in cheaper

>> No.49572082
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Primitive hooman currencies not even backed by latinum. Ferengi don't have recessions, try following the rules of acquisition.

>> No.49572116

What is the analog to 'Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra' to the current situation?

>> No.49572122

>>49571919
There's a big fucking bear outside captain. He's got a malicious grin on his face.

>> No.49572176

>>49572116
/biz/, when the price fell

>> No.49572197
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>>49571919
its all over

>> No.49572245
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Now that your precious Federation is collapsing the Ferengi Alliance is pleased to graciously offer to purchase your discounted assets.

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>>49571919
If I bought back in now I’d be at my ATH Eth ratio again

>> No.49572369

>>49571954
>blaming everything on Putney

Thanks CNN watcher but the men are talking here

>> No.49572440
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down 80% on a certain coin i overinvested. the rest is pretty comfy, i hedged and shorted 30k

>> No.49572481

made an entire 1 ethereum out of this

>> No.49572491

>>49571919
fucked,
status: not safe for life

>> No.49572502

>>49572369
the war only helped accelerate this inevitable collapse of the markets, i know cause i actually read sources other than 4chan.

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>>49571919
I'm dusting off my resume and getting a job.

>> No.49572569

>>49572554
fomoing into a job isn't a bad idea you'll have something to buy the bottom with

>> No.49572664

lost like 15k so far
I wanted to sell 24 hrs ago, didn't listen to myself. Now I'm bagholding until I recover at least 30% of my losses.

>> No.49572700

>>49572116
wojak and apu, when the walls fell.

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>>49572116
Do Kwon when the peg fell

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>>49571919

Going to end it all in style, cap'n

>> No.49572996

>>49572836

fucking kek

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>>49571919
I lost my arms and legs. My mind is broken. I'm bleeding from my eyes. The ship is going down, captain

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>>49571981
I got something you can slurp on, punk

>> No.49573042

>>49571919
i had 1 beer and 3 bowls of weed today

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>> No.49573135

>>49571919
I am fully tethered and ready to slurp full speed, ser.

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>>49571919
>Captain, by my calculations, it doesn't look good.
>Futures shields are down.
>Market stability is in flux.
>Impact on red candles are imminent.
>We need to think about abandoning ship.

>> No.49573262

>>49573135
>thinks tether is gonna survive a market wide liquidation event
All systems nominal captain. Eth cost basis remains at $400

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>>49573197
Charge the longs, maximum leverage! It's a good day to get liquidated!

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Shit's fucked man.
Game over man, game over
Now what the fuck are we gonna do

It ain't stoppin, come on baby, come on, come on
https://youtu.be/IS2PtmM9mwU?t=140