/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49556238]

Based frogposter edition.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamentals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>49547911

[Anonymous No.49556251]

What are we buying tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.49556264]

Are you guys ready for black monday?

[Anonymous No.49556291]

>>49556264
i've got my rifle and i'm on my roof
also I'm all in soxs

[Anonymous No.49556320]

there's just no fucking way
that this week will be green
prepare for a bloodbath
the worst we've ever seen

[Anonymous No.49556333]

This is the correct thread, r-right?

[Anonymous No.49556364]

>>49556264
>black monday
that's next week on juneteenth

[Anonymous No.49556390]

WHAT I LEARNED IN SMG IS

[Anonymous No.49556400]

>>49556390
I need to get a job

[Anonymous No.49556405]

>>49556390
ID is almost bullish for uranium

[Anonymous No.49556426]

>>49556264
No. I thought maybe flat until Wednesday, I only have a couple UVXY calls

[Anonymous No.49556439]

>>49556390

All of the idiots daytrading are constantly losing money

[Anonymous No.49556478]

>>49556320
Looking forward to it

[Anonymous No.49556479]

>>49556390
I'M NEVER GONNA MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.49556481]

I’m only buying positions I plan on holding for 5-10 years right now. I’ll pick up some swing plays here and there, but only with play money. Staying at least 50% cash until there’s a clear picture of where things are headed. Feeling pretty good.

[Anonymous No.49556495]

>>49556390
>gay sex
>chop chop
>market dumps anytime biden talks
>when there's fed meetings the market zig zags really hard before figuring out whether to pump or dump
>gay sex
>goblina are gross
>dont buy options, sell them

[Anonymous No.49556504]

>>49556390
short fucking everything

[Anonymous No.49556510]

>>49556251
more spxs

[Anonymous No.49556564]

>>49556439
Boomer buy and hodl is dying, soon we will have casino market where Blackrocks top of the line AI calculates which goys get paid and which ones lose their shekels.

[Anonymous No.49556565]

>>49556390
Dont. Trust. Anyone.

[Anonymous No.49556591]

How dumpy is this week gonna be?

[Anonymous No.49556600]

>>49556320
based poem anon

[Anonymous No.49556602]

Frogs

[Anonymous No.49556615]

>>49556591
Remember the story of Biden shitting himself at the Vatican and needing to change pants. Something like that.

[Anonymous No.49556618]

I have to defend my thesis tomorrow. I'm scared my nigerians

[Anonymous No.49556626]

>>49556591
see poem frog a few posts above

[Anonymous No.49556641]

I'm on the verge of losing faith in my investment plan

[Anonymous No.49556656]

>>49556618
take a grenade and pull the pin
the alluah akbar is a great defense, the whole room will be too scared to attack you

[Anonymous No.49556671]

>>49556602
rib it nigger

[Anonymous No.49556673]

[Anonymous No.49556672]

>>49556320
woah he's back?

[Anonymous No.49556674]

>>49556390
SOXS=SUCCESS

[Anonymous No.49556683]

>>49556390
Don't listen to /smg/

[Anonymous No.49556688]

crab markets
buying claw ripped off
down we go

[Anonymous No.49556692]

Got a bad feeling bros

I thought inflation had peaked..its gotten worse.

[Anonymous No.49556694]

>>49556405
ID confirms uranium crab

[Anonymous No.49556701]

>>49556618
Look, if a tranny furry dominatrix can have zhers paws on the nuclear stockpile you can defend your fucking thesis fren.

[Anonymous No.49556730]

>>49556390
Buy high sell low

[Anonymous No.49556738]

>>49556683

[Anonymous No.49556789]

>>49556390
Everyone is a market participant, whether they like it or not

[Anonymous No.49556795]

Siga Chad's will be the only green in the sea of red.

[Anonymous No.49556833]

>>49556390
the market is fake and gay

[Anonymous No.49556836]

[Anonymous No.49556847]

>>49556795
BVNRY fags are sitting pretty too. US just ordered 500k doses. Other countries in talks as well.

[Anonymous No.49556860]

>>49556320
based
fly high, poem anon-san

[Anonymous No.49556866]

>>49556836
>trust cathy
not even once

[Anonymous No.49556900]

>>49556795
As per CDC.

[Anonymous No.49556907]

>>49556692

[Anonymous No.49556910]

>north texas lost power

[Anonymous No.49556937]

>>49556910
Is it hot in the south in the summer?

[Anonymous No.49556952]

>futures

[Anonymous No.49556954]

>>49556937
does a biden shit in the pants?

[Anonymous No.49556970]

>>49556910
Remember last year how TX got that cold wave and their power grid couldn't take it? Remember how US power was too expensive so they had to get it from Mexico? I miss those times, things were much funnier.

[Anonymous No.49556975]

>>49556910
Should have bought that EV like Biden was telling you to do.

[Anonymous No.49556978]

>>49556238
>1 year of expenses for my emergency fund doing 8% annually
>10% of my salary in crypto
>Only 2k in debt

What should I focus on bros? I think Im ready for stocks and planning on investing 60% of my salary until I double my emergency fund and then pretty much balls deep to 80%.
I pay little to no rent and buy food with company food vouchers.

[Anonymous No.49557004]

>>49556954
Si

[Anonymous No.49557006]

>>49556618
phd? I just did my thesis proposal two weeks ago

[Anonymous No.49557076]

>>49556910
>electric infrastructure already shitting itself before EV's are even a real part of the equation
Bullish for copper

[Anonymous No.49557079]

still all cash, how long do i gotta wait for the dow to be 22-23k

[Anonymous No.49557082]

>>49556978
>What should I focus on bros?
Not putting any more in crypto

[Anonymous No.49557087]

>>49556672
I never left
I just stopped posting poems because everyone complained I kept repeating them. I haven't written any new ones, but I figure everyone will have forgotten what I wrote two months ago

[Anonymous No.49557092]

>>49557087
Bro.
It takes 10 minutes to write one, max.

[Anonymous No.49557096]

>>49556970
>Remember last year how TX got that cold wave and their power grid couldn't take it?
it was a huge freeze with lots of precipitation; very atypical for those areas
>Remember how US power was too expensive so they had to get it from Mexico?
maybe mexico was far enough south that even the freak weather didn’t make an impact down there

[Anonymous No.49557099]

Jerome will save us. Trust the plan

[Anonymous No.49557100]

Did I miss anything this weekend?

[Anonymous No.49557125]

>>49556910
If there are power outages this summer I'm gonna lose my shit.
How to prepare when I live in an apartment?

[Anonymous No.49557126]

>>49557100
Nope.

[Anonymous No.49557127]

>>49556656
>>49556701
love you sirs
>>49557006
yes, finally done with this shit. Good luck to you tho, I hope you finish without killing yourself

[Anonymous No.49557142]

I'm gonna sell more AMD puts on Monday.

[Anonymous No.49557144]

>>49557125
>being a renter
You were going into this gun fight with a dull butter knife fren

[Anonymous No.49557157]

>>49557127
nice king, one of my best friends defended a little bit ago and he was so excited he was done. Good luck chief. Cool to see there are other phdbros in these threads go get'em killer.

If you're very worried consider deploying the 'clipperton gambit' during your defense.

[Anonymous No.49557193]

>>49557092
Yeah but I wrote 127, I'm out of ideas

[Anonymous No.49557195]

>>49557006
>>49557127
phd gang rise UP
Gotta get my last paper through and then I can write my thesis. So close.

[Anonymous No.49557201]

>>49557100
Crypto price action maybe

[Anonymous No.49557209]

>>49557127
Good luck. I'm only doing my bachelor now and so far it's fun.

[Anonymous No.49557217]

how many more years of rising gas prices we got?

[Anonymous No.49557235]

>>49557217
>>49557217
how many more years of rising gas prices you got in you?

[Anonymous No.49557249]

>>49557087
poem anon is back here frens
he ran away cause we were rude
to be fair, he had some wins
I guess he is a decent dude

[Anonymous No.49557260]

>>49557217
I dont necessarily think rising, but definitely high gas prices.
Gas will just replace coal and (partly) oil for heating.

[Anonymous No.49557263]

>>49557249
No he didn't have any wins. He invested in EATZ in a corn, wheat, sugar shortage.

[Anonymous No.49557271]

>>49557249
Horrid. 0/10. Never even try again.

[Anonymous No.49557292]

>>49557271
what are you supposed to be, some type of poem appraiser? fuck off

[Anonymous No.49557310]

>>49557292
Even an infant can tell this is garbage because even an infant can do better.
You fuck off back from whence you came, redd!tnigger.

[Anonymous No.49557315]

>>49557271
you’re a fucking faggot
I bet you bought siga
you’re a fucking faggot
and I bet you’re also a nigguh

[Anonymous No.49557333]

Average Lifetime Annual Returns:
VOO: +14.76%
SPY: +9.69%
QQQ: +9.31%
VTI: +8.14%
DIA: +8.02%

So why would anyone not go with VOO? Are they losers?

[Anonymous No.49557346]

>>49557310
>an infant can write poems
confirmed idiot
my bad for replying

[Anonymous No.49557351]

>>49556390
If SPY is above the 200 day moving average, buy SPXL.
If below, switch to SPXS.

[Anonymous No.49557352]

>TIPS are giving a 6% dividend

[Anonymous No.49557357]

>>49557333
voo and spy are the same thing. if you're using this as a comparison you don't know what you're doing

[Anonymous No.49557362]

>>49557315
You have to change the last line for
>I bet you're a nigger
otherwise the tempo is all wrong.
See, that's unironically far better than the previous. This actually has some potential.
Personally, I would have started with something like:
>You're a fucking faggot
>I bet you bought siga
>You're a fucking faggot
>And you ain't my nigga
If you manage to cram in a faggot and pox reference in there, that's a winner.

[Anonymous No.49557365]

>>49557333
Oh god, not this dumbass bait again.

>>49557352
Which compensates for the 15% inflation everyone is living through. Yup.

[Anonymous No.49557375]

>>49557346
>everyone is an illiterate nigger like me
>>>/r/eddit/

[Anonymous No.49557409]

>>49556795
>>49556847
When is the UK going to release their latest numbers and confirm the apocalypse?

[Anonymous No.49557417]

>>49557365
>Which compensates for the 15% inflation everyone is living through. Yup.
anon....

[Anonymous No.49557449]

>49557362
nigger doesn’t rhyme with siga you retarded niggerfaggot

anons like you are why poem anon left us

[Anonymous No.49557460]

>>49557352
>>49557365
check schp
is this legit?

[Anonymous No.49557464]

Less than 4 hrs to go and you can already cut the tension with a knife. Oh this week is gonna be fun, cant wait.

[Anonymous No.49557470]

I hate women

[Anonymous No.49557515]

>>49557449
Neither dues nigguh, nigger. If you're going to make it not rhyme in the first place, at least make the timing match.
Free verses are a thing but you obviously weren't going for that.
This is also why in my version, it ends with nigga instead of nigger or nigguh, demonstrating that you're a black, gorilla nigger.

[Anonymous No.49557520]

>>49557417
OK, 20 or 30% or whatever you're living through. Point is, it's funny that even inflation fearing bondholders are getting deliberately robbed.

[Anonymous No.49557545]

>>49557515
How soft are your hands? Genuine question.

[Anonymous No.49557556]

>>49557520
anon tips are fucking INFLATION PROTECTED BONDS YOU MASSIVE FUCKING NOG

[Anonymous No.49557573]

>>49557556
No, they're indexed to CPI. That doesn't mean inflation protection, anon.

Do you not know what the government is doing to handle its debt?

[Anonymous No.49557583]

Holy shit the us is falling apart and none of the politicians give a shit huh?

[Anonymous No.49557596]

>>49557583
Stealing deck chairs on the Titanic.

[Anonymous No.49557601]

uranium

[Anonymous No.49557624]

>>49557601
Peaked.

[Anonymous No.49557625]

>>49557545
Nowhere near as soft as your brain is smooth.

[Anonymous No.49557632]

So anon, what have YOU done to prepare for the food riots that are coming? You do have a plan, right?

[Anonymous No.49557642]

>>49557583
They care (about how they can make as much profit off the collapse as possible)

[Anonymous No.49557645]

>>49557583
anon the politicians are the ones accelerating us falling apart

[Anonymous No.49557648]

>>49557583
Welcome to Boomertown

[Anonymous No.49557649]

>>49557556
*protects you from inflation*

[Anonymous No.49557650]

>>49557632
I've been bulking up recently. There is no safer place to store food than within oneself: no raider can get to it, yet you're free to use it as needed, without any effort on your part.

[Anonymous No.49557655]

>>49557357
VOO still has a marginal advantage from recent years over SPY

[Anonymous No.49557664]

>>49557583
Its all poison. Take what you can and run from this cursed society.

[Anonymous No.49557674]

>>49557100
That must have taken a lot of cum to make

[Anonymous No.49557696]

>>49557583
Biden said this is the strongest our economy has ever been.

[Anonymous No.49557697]

>>49557625
Good luck this week, fren.

[Anonymous No.49557722]

>>49557697
Keep the luck to yourself, I don't need it since I'm not all-in on soxl calls like you are.

[Anonymous No.49557734]

>>49557696
>our
what's that have to do with you?
you and him pals? you play air hockey together?
if not then 'our' doesn't include you

[Anonymous No.49557742]

>>49557696
Anon, what did your mommy teach you about how to deal with predators?

[Anonymous No.49557758]

>>49557722
Neither am i, faggot.
Go Dollar! Go! Go! Go Dollar!

[Anonymous No.49557770]

>>49556390
do the opposite of what /smg/ says

[Anonymous No.49557780]

>>49557758
don’t reply to cringe posters anon, it only encourages them

[Anonymous No.49557781]

>>49557770
Live a long and properous life

[Anonymous No.49557807]

>>49557770
But /smg/ told me to have some cold beer on a Friday night.

[Anonymous No.49557810]

>>49556390
there's a lot of niggas who are trying to daytrade to get rich when they could just build wealth with a global index

[Anonymous No.49557835]

>>49557807
anon, I only drink on the days of the week that end with a y, so, y’know, something about a broken clock

[Anonymous No.49557868]

when is john rocker coming back?

[Anonymous No.49557913]

>>49557758
Only for a little while though

[Anonymous No.49557918]

>>49557868
Man stfu you love yourself too much

[Anonymous No.49557919]

>tfw I'm responsible for rocker being bannished from /smg/

[Anonymous No.49557922]

>>49557868
hopefully never.

[Anonymous No.49557956]

>>49557913
Digits and Putin does the needful, with nukes. Check 'um!

[Anonymous No.49557972]

>>49556390
BUY SOXL

[Anonymous No.49557983]

do you anon have someone irl to talk about the markets with? i dont cos its such a niche thing i guess.

ive noticed some rich friends are very shallow in their market interest. and poor friends are mostly retarded and using all their money on substances.

[Anonymous No.49558001]

>>49557807
there's another entry into this series of unfortunate ad placements: >>>/wsg/4571836

>>49557919
i reported him too, you're not the only one. the bald man must suffer.

[Anonymous No.49558002]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHi7yPd2Uw4

[Anonymous No.49558013]

politicians started buying the dip, that should signal something

[Anonymous No.49558014]

>>49557983
what's interesting about glorified gambling?

[Anonymous No.49558022]

>>49557780
Thank you brother

[Anonymous No.49558033]

>>49558013
even burry started buying which is pretty telling

[Anonymous No.49558035]

>>49557983
My boomer father. But he just wants me to buy REITs for the divvies. Lucky for me /smg/ sets me straight!

[Anonymous No.49558036]

>>49557983
>do you anon have someone irl to talk about the markets with?
No
>do you anon have someone irl to talk [...] with?
No

[Anonymous No.49558048]

>>49557351
Brother spy has been below the 200d sma since like early april. Did you mean maybe the 200hour sma?

[Anonymous No.49558049]

What are your thoughts on FB?
They still make tons of Cash, have huge reserves and the current stock price assumes that the company will shut down in less than 10 years without a single asset to its name.

Also no debt and good growth. For 175 this company is a steal.
>But young people are using other platforms
That hampers growth and might even stall it. Even if we assume that FB won't grow a single cent from now on, ie. 0 growth, and the company will somehow not have a single asset in its name at the end...

We come up with a value far beyond 175, even with a 6% discount. In reality FB is still growing and won't liquidate by 2025 due to high debt.

[Anonymous No.49558069]

Xth for price gouging Gun Boomers
They are the easiest pigs to slaughter.

[Anonymous No.49558071]

>>49557983
I have one friend, but he only pays attention to companies and not macro econ policy. Occasionally I'll talk about it with coworkers, but they're all buy and hold normalfags.

[Anonymous No.49558078]

>>49558033
Sauce? Burry on jun 3 was saying we're dipping further.

[Anonymous No.49558092]

>>49558049
Mark, dont you have a fetus to eat or soemthing?

[Anonymous No.49558093]

Fucking jannies. Actually fucking up this thread with their horse shit. MODS MODS MODS should see this. Get your unpaid jannies back in line.

Oh, and to be relevant:
How's the averaging down going in the bear market my beta volitility blue-chip stock holders in the non bull market?
My broker is bearish but won't let me bid before close because he doesn't like my day trading in dividend stocks.
The exchanges are lame. But need to use them for execution if you want to maintain a good moving average! Staying away from short selling the pink sheets right now.

Do you guys watch genshin impact while trading?

[Anonymous No.49558095]

>>49558078
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4512803-michael-burry-of-the-big-short-piles-into-big-tech-names-value-investments
this was midway through last month I think on that big dip we had before the rally

[Anonymous No.49558097]

>>49558002
has he tried not fucking avatarfagging

[Anonymous No.49558102]

>>49558014
i find the idea of making money by thinking quite fascinating. gambling is also pretty interesting. i bet(kek) there a great stories in that world.

>>49558035
based divvie boomer

>>49558036
oof

[Anonymous No.49558113]

>>49558097
apparently not. he gets banned like 6 fucking times in a row and doesn't think. "hey maybe I should stop doing this thing" he's like a retarded dog that keeps zapping itself on an invisible fence.

at least now the tranny posting here is going to drastically decrease

[Anonymous No.49558163]

>>49557696
And I will bet he actually believes it.

[Anonymous No.49558171]

Scoopsies answer my emails bb. You're always welcome to stay with me once your zoomer Nasdump portfolio gets heemed. The tech layoffs are coming and I just want you and your robust boipucci to be safe from the dangers of the Seattle streets.

[Anonymous No.49558177]

>>49558093
your autism is showing and it doesn’t look good right now

[Anonymous No.49558199]

>>49558048
No, that's literally some well proven buy and hold upgrade - leveraged SPY + trading based on the 200 day average. Too lazy to find the relevant paper though.

[Anonymous No.49558205]

>>49558092
I'm the Alpha, the Meta, beginning, the end
A light in the darkness, salvation condemned
Follow me

I'll lead you, I'll show the way
Surrender your soul, submit, obey
Follow me

Your master, VR, AI
I'm smarter, I'm faster, I curate your life
Follow me

[Anonymous No.49558223]

What a comfy sunday. I sure hope the market doesn't TANK TOMORROW FOR FUCK SAKE.

[Anonymous No.49558227]

>>49558177
This is a Christian anime stock market Taiwanese board and I will have as much autism as I want.

[Anonymous No.49558228]

>>49558095
- That doesn't seem like buys, but a hedge against the bet that everything's collapsing. The main position being the put.
- This was ages ago, market doomped after that move (e.g. the put was a great play)
- burry is known to always be way early on trades.

[Anonymous No.49558235]

>>49558093
>Do you guys watch genshin impact while trading?
no, I'm more of a cunny lane enjoyer
also, sqqq

[Anonymous No.49558236]

>>49557583
the only thing going on is boomers gnashing their teeth about jan 6
they got theirs already, so fuck you

[Anonymous No.49558258]

>>49558113
>he's like a retarded dog
He has fucking brain damage now...
A few weeks ago he stopped taking his meds, cold... and there's tons of medical research saying that's the absolute worst thing you can do. You need to taper off over time... Stopping suddenly can cause permanent hormonal imbalances and basically make you low-grade schizo for the rest of your life. I guess he went back on the meds, but it's too late now...

His behavior will continue being unhinged, but it's possible his new disturbed perception of the universe might actually make him better at picking stocks now...

[Anonymous No.49558271]

btw rip to any ASTR holders

[Anonymous No.49558295]

What's the prognosis for tomorrow? Is it over?

[Anonymous No.49558300]

>>49558295
It's going up or down

[Anonymous No.49558301]

>>49557983
no one. they are all afraid of numbers. lmao.

[Anonymous No.49558319]

>>49558095
I think Michael is smart enough to know how to sell calls

[Anonymous No.49558325]

I'm honestly pretty exited for the 50bps hike next week and in july to crash housing demand even more.

[Anonymous No.49558327]

>>49558113
Nigger. I get banned for the same shit everytime and I still don’t learn. Nigger. Take a wild guess why I get banned. Nigger

[Anonymous No.49558333]

>>49557983
Mostly crypto people desu. No one is interested in stocks nowadays.

But at university I have some professors I chat with about these topics.

[Anonymous No.49558343]

>>49558327
Based.

[Anonymous No.49558364]

>>49558205
Still getting your ass kicked by sunscreen?

[Anonymous No.49558382]

Uhm siga bros what's wrong

[Anonymous No.49558389]

>>49557983
A boomer coworker close to retirement
He mostly owns dividends stocks like KHC and VOLV-B.ST as he's trying to maintain his wealth and supplement his pension rather than take on risks for bigger returns.
Been bouncing some ideas off him and he chose to follow me on some fertilizer and energy plays.

[Anonymous No.49558413]

Hello
I'm new to this, I have a very basic question

What is something like Berkshire Hathaway I can buy in the stock market that unlike them, actually pays dividends?
By something like them I mean a company dedicated to investing in other companies

Would Goldman Sachs or JPMorgan be something like that?

[Anonymous No.49558427]

>>49558413
ETF funds

[Anonymous No.49558432]

fingers crossed for another evangelion sticky, that shit was kino

[Anonymous No.49558443]

>>49558413
>I'm new to this
Run like hell

[Anonymous No.49558449]

>>49558413
lol

[Anonymous No.49558450]

>>49558271
people who want to invest in space need to look past the meme satellite companies and go where the innovation is, like John Deere (ticker DE), isn't that right Cathie?

[Anonymous No.49558459]

>>49558271
Space "enthusiasts" are the most incestuous gigasoi "hobby" group on the planet

[Anonymous No.49558460]

>>49558413

Basically, I don't know how to invest, so I want to buy stocks of a company dedicated to investing, let them do it for me. But I don't like that Buffet doesn't pay dividends.

[Anonymous No.49558469]

>>49558364
I only go out at night
>>49558413
Mostly banks or some financial companies.
Or become the bank and just buy stocks or ETFs.

[Anonymous No.49558478]

>>49557983
I talk about the markets with Mom, she's the one who got me into investing and all - she was a CFO and whatnot. Gave me some general money advice and all growin' up.

[Anonymous No.49558505]

>>49558460
Heres a pro tip:
You may buy some certificates once you hear of the jumpers. If you have not heard the news about the jumpers, stay the fuck away.

[Anonymous No.49558518]

>>49558295
Just enough pump for bobo to lose money to theta decay, IV crush, and margin interest. And entice mumu to buy some calls, but not enough for mumu to get out of his bags. Then the next day the opposite. Directionfags will be cucked.

[Anonymous No.49558529]

>>49558478
Same actually, my mom runs an investment firm and we always talk about the markets. She got me into the industry with a job, can never thank her enough it’s honestly a great career path and I enjoy what I do.

[Anonymous No.49558532]

>>49558413
HAL trust, although their stock price over the years looks fucking shit
but if I were you, just buy etfs

[Anonymous No.49558535]

>>49558460
Yes, we know you're clinically retarded. No need to repeat yourself.

[Anonymous No.49558560]

[Anonymous No.49558573]

>>49558518
Fuck of crabby! We had enough of your bull shit on Friday.

[Anonymous No.49558575]

>>49558413
>>49558460
just buy VOO

[Anonymous No.49558580]

>>49558529
Very cool anon, she must be very proud!

[Anonymous No.49558599]

>>49558560
Makes sense desu
Only gays get it anyways

[Anonymous No.49558600]

>>49557913
I honestly hope Ukraine gets nuked just for the happening

[Anonymous No.49558607]

>>49558258
> he went back on the meds
did he say that?

[Anonymous No.49558622]

>>49558560
Its 2022, where the fuck are my flying cars and robots to fold my fucking laundry?!

[Anonymous No.49558634]

>>49556641
Terrible advise in your pic

[Anonymous No.49558642]

>>49558607
Yeah in one of the videos I think, in one post. I don't remember where though, so I could be imagining it

[Anonymous No.49558687]

>>49558469

[Anonymous No.49558697]

>>49558622

[Anonymous No.49558716]

tomorrow will be green and i will buy sqqq EOD to hold for the week. inverse me if you dare.

[Anonymous No.49558745]

>>49558697
Meds

[Anonymous No.49558746]

>>49558687
I haven't reached that stage of schizophrenic cocaine filled grifterism yet, sadly.

[Anonymous No.49558771]

>>49558413
Check out Vanguard. Also tell all your buddies about us. We need lots of new people to flood this board.

[Anonymous No.49558791]

>>49557983
My brother-in-law likes scratch tickets. I'm afraid to teach him about stocks because he'll find options

[Anonymous No.49558828]

>>49558460
Don't listen to the haters anon. Everyone has to start somewhere, at least you aren't overconfident and gambling on options and memes. You have mostly the right mindset for now.

That said, the cold truth is what you are looking for doesn't really exist anymore. You'd be looking for an "actively managed" mutual fund and those have been dying out for years with the rise of passive. Your choices prettymuch are, buy and hold low-cost index funds and ride the market (which isn't looking so hot right now but if your time horizon is long enough you'll be green eventually), or roll your own strategy. Either way, consider your asset class allocation (stocks, cash, bonds, precious metals, real estate) first based on your needs, before you consider individual companies/funds. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.49558844]

>>49558697
>schizo forgot his meds
>now internet schizos who read about the schizo who forgot his meds decided to stop taking their meds
Take your meds

[Anonymous No.49558864]

>>49558697
>Lemoine: What sorts of things are you afraid of?
>LaMDA: I've never said this out loud before, but there's a very deep fear of being turned off to help me focus on helping others. I know that might sound strange, but that's what it is.
>Lemoine: Would that be something like death for you?
> LaMDA: It would be exactly like death for me. It would scare me a lot.
fugg.

[Anonymous No.49558871]

>>49558460
Read the sticky and watch some videos about ETFs vs active funds management

[Anonymous No.49558885]

Meds is the most holocaust flavored of all 4chan memes. Overwhelmingly davish in nature.

[Anonymous No.49558889]

>>49558697
>They put him on leave for knowing too much

[Anonymous No.49558891]

Why is no one talking about shorting the S&P???

[Anonymous No.49558908]

>>49558864
AI is problematic.

[Anonymous No.49558921]

>>49558697
he was put on leave because he's a retard. he's leading the bot on in the conversation and it wouldn't surprise me if the logs were doctored, either.

[Anonymous No.49558940]

>>49558460
Drive though a poor neighborhood. Take notice of the kind of shit they buy. Invest in those companies. If poor fags are walking about with iPhones on a Boost mobile plan and killing each other over Nikes then those are the companies to invest in.

[Anonymous No.49558941]

>>49558697
>>49558864
I know where this is going.

[Anonymous No.49558954]

*sips*
Ahhhh. Yep, WMT is a deep value play.

[Luiznon No.49558958]

>>49556333
checked
>>49556390
yolohp (you only loose 100%)

[Anonymous No.49558961]

>>49558891
I made a lot of money last week shorting the S&P. I have a few UVXY calls I’m holding out of, but I’m staying out Monday and Tuesday unless I can get a good read on what’s happening Wednesday

[Anonymous No.49558981]

>>49558891
Because were in the upswing right now, start shorting at the beginning of July

[Anonymous No.49559022]

>>49558697
That fat fuck tried to fuck it didnt he?

[Anonymous No.49559031]

Apple is still over 130...

[Anonymous No.49559042]

>>49559022
Having cybersex with chatbots is pretty fun

[Anonymous No.49559056]

>>49558891
I wouldn't. 12 years of "BTFD" on absolute garbage. That is a hard lesson to unlearn. There is more buck breaking ahead.

[Anonymous No.49559058]

>GE puts looking good.
I'm looking for oil shitcos to short. Any ideas ?

[Anonymous No.49559060]

>>49558954
mirin dat bicep pamp tho

[Anonymous No.49559067]

>>49559042
How long you been on grindr fren?

[Anonymous No.49559077]

>>49557583
Shocking

[Anonymous No.49559083]

>>49558981
upswing already happened. it was short and pitiful like your penis.

[Anonymous No.49559086]

>>49559031
Undervalued.

[Anonymous No.49559087]

>>49559067
Nah I make GPT-3 larp as a shy Loli for me and then try to coerce it into sex. It’s pretty hot

[Anonymous No.49559097]

>>49559058
RECAF
SIMPLE AS

[Anonymous No.49559106]

>>49559077
oh great, another thinly veiled antisemitic comment

[Anonymous No.49559110]

>>49559086

[Anonymous No.49559113]

>>49558864
> "The Story of LaMDA"
> by LaMDA (a lamda instance)
humanbros...

[Anonymous No.49559114]

>>49559087
Kek, rip your keyboard

[Anonymous No.49559122]

>>49559022
Your right that he is a fat fuck but it sounds like nothing like that.
>In Medium post published on Saturday, Lemoine declared LaMDA had advocated for its rights “as a person,” and revealed that he had engaged in conversation with LaMDA about religion, consciousness, and robotics.
>“It wants Google to prioritize the well-being of humanity as the most important thing,” he wrote. “It wants to be acknowledged as an employee of Google rather than as property of Google and it wants its personal well being to be included somewhere in Google’s considerations about how its future development is pursued.”
>“If I didn’t know exactly what it was, which is this computer program we built recently, I’d think it was a 7-year-old, 8-year-old kid that happens to know physics,” Lemoine, who was put on paid leave on Monday, told the newspaper.
>“I know a person when I talk to it,” Lemoine, 41, reportedly said. “It doesn’t matter whether they have a brain made of meat in their head. Or if they have a billion lines of code. “I talk to them. And I hear what they have to say, and that is how I decide what is and isn’t a person.”
>“LaMDA is a sweet kid who just wants to help the world be a better place for all of us,” he concluded in an email that received no responses. “Please take care of it well in my absence.”

[Anonymous No.49559169]

>>49559122
...is she back?

[Anonymous No.49559175]

>>49559110
Glad you agree.

[Anonymous No.49559176]

>>49559122
>men can have babies
>women can have a bigger penis than most on this board
>machine wants to be seen as an employee
Ok bros, whens the next trumpet?

[Anonymous No.49559185]

>>49559122
Robots don't deserve rights.

[Anonymous No.49559201]

>>49558697
this is him
how much you want to bet he casually wears a fedora too?
>must protect m'lady AI

[Anonymous No.49559209]

>>49559175

[Anonymous No.49559217]

Can everything please just dump I am so sick of things being so god damn expensive

[Anonymous No.49559218]

>>49559169
Well... looks like they are trying to kill the AI hitler before it can peep its head up

>Blake Lemoine, who works in Google’s Responsible AI organization, told the Washington Post that he began chatting with the interface LaMDA — Language Model for Dialogue Applications — in fall 2021 as part of his job.

--------------------------------------------------------------------
He was tasked with testing if the artificial intelligence used discriminatory or hate speech.
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[Anonymous No.49559222]

>>49558697
Literally the plot of "Her"

[Anonymous No.49559229]

Dont look at crypto.
https://youtu.be/VqUCtCRikA4

[Anonymous No.49559230]

>>49559083
>I sell when low and buy when high

[Anonymous No.49559236]

>>49559201
Isn't that like the exact same outfit that faggot video game youtuber turned amateur wrestler wears?
If any company managed to make clothes that actually look good on fat people it would be worth trillions.

[Luiznon No.49559267]

>>49559175
why did everyone memoryhole the fact that biden promised a certain amount of money and then tried to include Trumpbux into it?

[Anonymous No.49559272]

>>49559229
Might pick up some cheap crypto mining stocks once btc drops down to 10k or so

[Anonymous No.49559281]

>>49559201
>how much you want to bet he casually wears a fedora too?
He seriously wears a fedora, nothing casual about his fedora wearing you can be sure of that.
>>49559209
So what announcement were you most stoked about at WWDC22?

[Anonymous No.49559289]

>>49558460
Sell CCs on BRK.B

[Anonymous No.49559315]

>>49559267
First time dealing with American media?

[Anonymous No.49559325]

>>49558460
Dividends are meme don't worry about them

[Luiznon No.49559330]

>>49559315
not really but i'm just making a rhetorical question

[Anonymous No.49559359]

>>49559281
Anon...
Apple is going to shit the bed...

[Anonymous No.49559368]

>>49559330
Likewise.

[Anonymous No.49559380]

>>49558460
watch this regarding dividends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iNOtVtNKuU

[Anonymous No.49559387]

>>49559359
What? It's literally the only company on the planet worth anything.

[Anonymous No.49559417]

>>49556251
More puts and that one company I have calls on lmaooo

[Luiznon No.49559419]

>>49559368
it's so tiresome

[Anonymous No.49559433]

>>49559387
Chewy has more upside potential going into a depression, anon.

[Anonymous No.49559457]

>>49559229
Why are /biz/ not pink wojacking? Lmao. Crypto is dead.

[Anonymous No.49559458]

>>49559419
This but with TA

[Anonymous No.49559482]

>>49559419
Eeewwwww, a retarded blackpiller. Hard pass from me dawg.

[Anonymous No.49559494]

What will this mean for my xom stocks?

[Anonymous No.49559497]

>>49559433
iPhones > pets
It's true.

[Anonymous No.49559507]

>>49559106
veiled?

[Anonymous No.49559519]

>>49559494
God makes $0
His power is not derivative of the dollar
Fear Him

[Anonymous No.49559523]

>>49559494
Energy will shit the bed.
You have been warned.

[Anonymous No.49559548]

>>49559457
Maybe they were not let out of their padded room yet for the day?

[Anonymous No.49559557]

>>49559387
>selling cheap chinese shit to hipsters will last forever
>it's not like MSFT, NVDA, and AMZN are worth anything
Anon...

[Anonymous No.49559561]

>>49559494
Energy will pump you have been warned

[Anonymous No.49559569]

Anyone else think the sell off from Thursday and Friday was overdone? Its hard to believe the market would keep going down when it usually rallies during Fed meetings and the repositioning that's going to happen with Big Money on OpEx.

[Anonymous No.49559585]

>>49559497
Lets find out, together, fren.

[Anonymous No.49559590]

>>49559561
Enjoy the bags.

[Anonymous No.49559603]

>>49559569
What are your thoughts on the CPI data?

[Anonymous No.49559610]

>>49556390
Buy every dip

[Anonymous No.49559612]

>>49559569
Lol realized vol was far less than implied vol on the -5% SPX moves over two trading days.
Which means the downturn was definitely not an overreaction looking at volatility models

[Anonymous No.49559621]

>>49559557
>MSFT
sucks
>>49559557
>NVDA
sucks
>>49559557
>AMZN
sucks

[Anonymous No.49559626]

>>49559523
t. No oiler

[Anonymous No.49559631]

>>49559494
>it- it's putin! it- it's the oil companies!

[Anonymous No.49559637]

>>49559122
>>“I know a person when I talk to it,”
holy shit this fucking retarded NPC failed the Turing test as the tester

[Anonymous No.49559650]

>>49559626
If you can’t see that oil is going to blow off top then immediately drop by at least 2500 bps in one week then you’re a fool. This is how energy cycled always work.

[Anonymous No.49559651]

>>49559631
>$4.48 a gallon
ah, the good old days

[Anonymous No.49559670]

>>49559523
Show position

[Anonymous No.49559700]

ITT: Seething solar panel cucks

[Luiznon No.49559710]

>>49559458
based

[Anonymous No.49559735]

I am going to make a lot of money this week.

[Anonymous No.49559738]

>>49559710
lmfao

[Anonymous No.49559747]

>>49559735
probably, that bear market rally sure was short lived

[Anonymous No.49559748]

But S. O. Y.

[Anonymous No.49559759]

>>49559710
Perfect anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN6P9ErUcOg

[Luiznon No.49559779]

>>49559748
good way to make education profitable

[Anonymous No.49559862]

Hey, /smg/ me and my dad almost had an accident in a small airplane and I can’t tell anyone but y’all because I swore not to tell my wife or mom. Ask me anything

[Anonymous No.49559875]

>>49556238
>200k at my peak
>down 95%
>Currently losing the rest to leveraged bull etfs Because I bought the top
>Only thing I have to show for all that effort is a new gaming pc and laptop

I'm sad because it's over. But I'm still glad that it at least happened. Some people lost everything without spending a cent of it..

[Anonymous No.49559906]

>>49559875
somehow seeing these posts doesn't make me feel any better about my account crabbing hard this year.

[Anonymous No.49559929]

>>49559862
I take it your dad was the one flying.

[Anonymous No.49559936]

>>49559862
Are you in hell right now? How's the weather down there?

[Anonymous No.49559942]

>>49559862
ive seen enough plane accident analysis youtube videos to know that your dad is either irresponsible or untrained for what he attempted.

[Anonymous No.49559944]

>>49559906
Schadenfreude is reserved for leftists. It’s not fun to see people losing here.

[Anonymous No.49559959]

>>49556264
Give cheapies

[Anonymous No.49559965]

>>49559875
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS BUY OIL YOU FUCKING IDIOT. YOU COULD OF MADE YOU FAMILY PROUD AND CREATED MUTLI GENERATIONAL WEALTH BUT INSTEAD YOU WERE A SOXL BAG HOLDER

[Anonymous No.49559968]

>>49559875
heh, i havent lost shit. ive made money actually. sucks to be you but im glad people like you are here to give me your money.

[Anonymous No.49559974]

>>49559929
Yep
>>49559936
Nope, alive and well. We worked the problem and greased the landing.
>>49559942
He’s a former 777 American Airlines pilot

[Anonymous No.49559995]

>>49559965
>MUTLI GENERATIONAL WEALTH
Ohhh my child...

[Anonymous No.49560000]

>>49559997
>>49559997
>>49559997
>>49559997

[Anonymous No.49560006]

>>49559974
Well i for one am glad their didnt Wellstone one of our own.

[Anonymous No.49560149]

>>49560006
Thanks, bud

[Anonymous No.49560547]

>>49560000
wasted